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Dr. Gonzo
11-06-2008, 06:16 PM
The Texans have signed godly Craig Nall

http://www.sportinglife.com/nfl/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=international_feed/08/11/05/GRIDIRON_USA-Houston_Nall.html

If his biggest fan was not unfairly banned I am sure a certain poster would have already posted this. Question, has any other player come in halfway through the year and one MVP or will this be the first time?

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/45/459765m.jpg

Gay Ork Wang
11-06-2008, 06:17 PM
How many INT does he have?

Dr. Gonzo
11-06-2008, 06:19 PM
His 0 INT's and career passer rating of 123.8 makes me orgasm.

Turtlepower
11-06-2008, 06:19 PM
How many INT does he have?

Nall has never thrown an interception in the NFL. Yes, he is that great.

Xiomera
11-06-2008, 06:20 PM
Damn. The Lions signed the wrong QB to start for us this week.

Gay Ork Wang
11-06-2008, 06:21 PM
Nall has never thrown an interception in the NFL. Yes, he is that great.
I know, he is pure awesomeness.

Dr. Gonzo
11-06-2008, 06:46 PM
Commie should be pretty happy the Texans are serious about winning.

Brent
11-06-2008, 06:49 PM
Nall > Favre. That is a fact.

PACKmanN
11-06-2008, 06:50 PM
Nall>Favre

Dr. Gonzo
11-06-2008, 06:51 PM
Nall >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rodgers

The Packers are fools!

ChezPower4
11-06-2008, 06:52 PM
The Texans have signed godly Craig Nall


If his biggest fan was not unfairly banned I am sure a certain poster would have already posted this. Question, has any other player come in halfway through the year and one MVP or will this be the first time?



Jordyzzzzzzz is going to be the first one to accomplish that

Gay Ork Wang
11-06-2008, 06:54 PM
Well Favre does have 300 more Interceptions than nall. just compare that TD:Int ratio!

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
11-06-2008, 06:55 PM
Crap, I wish it wasn't too late to alter my fantasy lineup. Nall>Cutler.

Also, aren't the Texans like last in TO margin(or at least they were at one point)? Well, Nall will fix that. Montana to Rice who? Nall to Johnson.

Dr. Gonzo
11-06-2008, 06:58 PM
Craig Nall is the greatest game manager of all time. That is a fact.

I suspect that GM's are so jealous of his good looks they have all banded together in a giant conspiracy which assures he will never play. Thank you Texans for having the balls to give one of the greats another shot.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
11-06-2008, 07:00 PM
Well Favre does have 300 more Interceptions than nall. just compare that TD:Int ratio!


You can't put his TDs and INTs into a ratio. Because a ratio is just like a fraction. Which is just division. And if you divide by zero, well...

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/69/Divide_by_zer0.jpg/588px-Divide_by_zer0.jpg

diabsoule
11-06-2008, 07:40 PM
This deserves to be in the team thread, no matter how God-like Craig Nall is.

bored of education
11-06-2008, 07:42 PM
omg. watch out !~~~~

Dr. Gonzo
11-06-2008, 07:56 PM
If Kearse and Porter get their own threads here, the man god Nall should have one as well.

Dr. Gonzo
11-07-2008, 11:08 AM
The Houston Texans board, where threads go to die :(

Hopefully Craig Nall changes all that.

Menardo75
11-07-2008, 11:12 AM
Craig Nall can do as little as touch women, and they become pregnant.