armageddon week on history channel

[yourfavestoner]

starts this week. nostradamus 2012 is on history channel as I'm typing this. turn it on right now.

[Bruce Banner]

I'm allergic to bull ****.

[Forenci]

Everyone knows the Mayans were just too lazy to make a calendar beyond 2012 anyways.

[jballa838]

I really don't care. If thats when it ends, thats when it ends.

[Bruce Banner]

"nostradamus....free masons....."

who isn't rumored to be connected to the masons?

My great uncle is in the masons. I should join so I can tell everyone the secrets*.



*probably non-existent

[Forenci]

I just realized my credit card expires in 2012, that's a shame.

Ironically 2012 is the year the Lions will likely go undefeated and be the clear cut favorites to win the Super Bowl, only to be denied by the world ending. And Matt Millen will be laughing as it happens too.

[Bruce Banner]

Ironically 2012 is the year the Lions will likely go undefeated and be the clear cut favorites to win the Super Bowl, only to be denied by the world ending. And Matt Millen will be laughing as it happens too.

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[Rob S]

im watching it.......dont buy it, but find it interesting nonetheless

[Bruce Banner]

im watching it.......dont buy it, but find it interesting nonetheless

no one does. (no one sane)

all of his scholars just keep pushing dates back.

[comahan]

no one does. (no one sane)

If thats all youre going to be doing in this thread, dont bother.

[Bruce Banner]

If thats all youre going to be doing in this thread, dont bother.

I'll keep an open mind.

[comahan]

I'll keep an open mind.

I dont care what you think about it, but dont come into a thread just to say how stupid someone is for finding something interesting or whatever they find in it. If every single one of your posts is just "This is stupid, what a joke." Then thats just... stupid.

[Bruce Banner]

I dont care what you think about it, but dont come into a thread just to say how stupid someone is for finding something interesting or whatever they find in it. If every single one of your posts is just "This is stupid, what a joke." Then thats just... stupid.

That was the first time I did it today!

I think.

It's easier to see if one would step outside of the off-topic/fantasy sections. ;)

[Philliez01]

It's like any other conspiracy theory.

Deep down it's pretty obvious it didn't or won't happen, but there's enough to keep interest. I don't believe in any conspiracy theory (well a couple) but nonetheless, if I choose between a rerun of "The Greatest Game Ever Played" (which I hoped was just going to be the full game) and this? It's an easy choice.

[Bruce Banner]

The Mayans didn't predict Armageddon though did they?

What about this magnetic pole switch that we are overdue for? Could that be the massive change that could happen?


wiki says,

"For the ancient Maya, it was a huge celebration to make it to the end of a whole cycle," says Sandra Noble, executive director of the Foundation for the Advancement of Mesoamerican Studies, Inc. in Crystal River, Florida. To render December 21, 2012, as a doomsday or moment of cosmic shifting, she says, is "a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in."

[TitleTown088]

I'm allergic to bull ****.

Exactly. The history channel is full of BS too.

[bearsfan_51]

Don't get me started on the history channel.

I do enjoy some of their stuff on the history of food though. Mmm...spam....

[TitleTown088]

Don't get me started on the history channel.

I do enjoy some of their stuff on the history of food though. Mmm...spam....

Why? It's such a solid source. I think its almost as reliable as wiki.

[Crickett]

"nostradamus....free masons....."

who isn't rumored to be connected to the masons?


Barry Sanders. The one and only person on earth not rumored to be connected to the free masons.

[Giantsfan1080]

The History Channel has about 1% of history programming on it these days.

[Brent]

I can't stand the History Channel. If I wanted to hear about Jesus and the "history" of Christianity, I would watch a televangelist.

[jballa838]

dont forget about their 12 part "History of Sex" stuff. lame. I dont care that mayan girls took it up the butt.

[Crickett]

I can't stand the History Channel. If I wanted to hear about Jesus and the "history" of Christianity, I would watch a televangelist.

Don't forget the endless world war 2 programming.

[Brent]

Don't forget the endless world war 2 programming.
Jesus, WWII and food. I think their target audience is my grandfather.

[The Unseen]

Jesus, WWII and food. I think their target audience is my grandfather.

And dontcha know it, my grandfather loves the History Channel!

[RaiderNation]

Pretty interesting stuff. I dont believe it, but its pretty cool

[TitleTown088]

Jesus, WWII and food. I think their target audience is my grandfather.
I love learning about all of the above. Old man I am.

[G-Mac]

It's funny. Back in the 90's, people were sh*ting bricks because of nostradamus' the-world-will-end-in-1999 prophecy. Apparently "Mabus" wanted the world to get a load of Bush before he decided to end mankind.

[yodapoop]

I don't watch the history channel, I get all my history from grandpa Bearsfan_51. Other than that, no history for me. I can't blame people for truly believing what they believe in, but I just don't buy this stuff, especially after being scared shitless about Y2K, so I can't buy it.

[SuperKevin]

I actually love conspiracy theories and stuff like this. My favorites are the Reptilian Agenda and Hollow Earth Theory

[Bruce Banner]

My favorites are the Reptilian Agenda and Hollow Earth Theory

Aren't they connected?

I thought the Reptoids were the beings that inhabited the hollow Earth.

[Bruce Banner]

another fave, star-kids and breatharians.

http://www.drboylan.com/StarKidsProjectSection/starkidprojectltd.html

A Star Kid, or adult Star Seed, may be defined as a child (or adult) of both human and Star Visitor origin. The Star Visitor contribution to the star person's makeup may come from: 1) genetic engineering (gene-splicing of certain Star Visitor genes into the Star Kid’s human parent’s reproductive material), 2) physical-mental transformation of an existing youth or adult during an encounter with the Star Visitors, 3) by a Walk-In experience (where a person’s body almost dies and the consciousness-personality-soul which previously inhabited the body leaves [dies], and a new and off-world consciousness-personality-soul takes over and inhabits the body, providing continuity of lifespan), 4) the directed incarnation of an Star Visitor into a human body to experience a human lifetime, but retaining some consciousness from the previous life as a Star Visitor), and 5) the entrance of a Star Visitor consciousness into a human’s mind/cranium to coexist for a brief or longer period as a second consciousness aboard that person alongside their own human consciousness; and utilizing the human’s vision, hearing and other senses and mental processing to vicariously experience what is going on on Earth.
These children are special, as their sometimes bewildered and bemused parents know all too well. They often seem to be little adults in children's bodies. And they often have a gaze and a knowingness that belies their years.
Many years of continuing Star Visitor biological engineering in an ongoing effort to upgrade the human race have resulted in children whose heads are now often so big that a Caesarian section, or at least an episiotomy, is the only way they can be born. But even though increased cranial size is a rough index of intelligence, even more important is the qualitative increase in human development, in areas such as enhanced psychic abilities, ability to harness bioenergetic (chi, prana) energy and earth and cosmic forces to heal, and telepathic and intuitive linking with others and with Source Consciousness.


Notable Star Kids.
1. Bono
2. Oprah
3. Condi
4. Dr. Boylan (the guy who theorized this)

http://www.breatharian.com/

http://www.breatharian.com/images/340_photo1-wiley.jpg

For only 20 millions dollars, Wiley Brooks will take you to the other dimension.

Wiley doesn't eat or drink anything besides diet coke and double cheese burgers. Other than that, he can live by simply breathing.

[SuperKevin]

Aren't they connected?

I thought the Reptoids were the beings that inhabited the hollow Earth.

No the Lemurians live inside the Earth. They were driven there after the Atlantean-Lemurian war ended due to thermonuclear warfare destroying each civilization.

[Bruce Banner]

No the Lemurians live inside the Earth. They were driven there after the Atlantean-Lemurian war ended due to thermonuclear warfare destroying each civilization.

Their civilizations developed the exact technology that humans did, what are the chances?!?!

[SuperKevin]

LOL. Supposedly this is how you reach the other dimension

Start meditating with these magic words for at least 30 minutes a day to begin with and increase your meditatiing time to 2 hours a day as soon as possible. Repeat them in the exact order that they are.

Do the meditation excersize before drinking lots of diet coke in the 20 oz and 1 liter sizes (with caffeine) in the plastic bottles only. Along with a double-quarter-pounder/with cheese meal at McDonald's only. Always meditate 30 mins to an hour before eating. Try to eat at least one meal a day for a while. Go back to my web site periodically to see if you can start to feel the magic after reading a few paragraphs.

IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT DRINK WATER OF ANY KIND OR FROM ANY SOURCE AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY,DO NOT EAT ANY FRUITS OR VEGETABLES DOING THIS REGIME!!!

[Bruce Banner]

if you were delivered via caesarian section, you are a star kid.

[Bruce Banner]

LOL. Supposedly this is how you reach the other dimension

Start meditating with these magic words for at least 30 minutes a day to begin with and increase your meditatiing time to 2 hours a day as soon as possible. Repeat them in the exact order that they are.

Do the meditation excersize before drinking lots of diet coke in the 20 oz and 1 liter sizes (with caffeine) in the plastic bottles only. Along with a double-quarter-pounder/with cheese meal at McDonald's only. Always meditate 30 mins to an hour before eating. Try to eat at least one meal a day for a while. Go back to my web site periodically to see if you can start to feel the magic after reading a few paragraphs.

IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT DRINK WATER OF ANY KIND OR FROM ANY SOURCE AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY,DO NOT EAT ANY FRUITS OR VEGETABLES DOING THIS REGIME!!!

Sounds legit.

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We're talking about 10 grand Wiley. Terrible spelling is not re-assuring me here.

[SuperKevin]

meals consisting of only McDonalds and Diet Coke while not drinking water or eating fruit in Southern Utah sounds like an instant recipe for death

[Bruce Banner]

meals consisting of only McDonalds and Diet Coke while not drinking water or eating fruit in Southern Utah sounds like an instant recipe for death

this is why I wish I was a billionaire.

If I were Bill Gates, I would gladly put down 20 mil to see what this guy would have me do.

same for the hollow Earth peeps.

"we lack funding. we can't go any further without new resources"

Well here's 50 mil, take me there.

http://www.urbanhonking.com/universe/Reptoid.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/Neurolanis/REPTOID.gif

Kind of like what I would do if I became president. The first place I would go would be Area 51. First ******* day as president.

[The Unseen]

Speaking of conspiracy theories, has anyone else read up on Scientology recently? Holy. Crap.

[Twiddler]

Speaking of conspiracy theories, has anyone else read up on Scientology recently? Holy. Crap.

I'm still scarred from viewing the Tom Cruise video trying to get everyone to be Scientologists. But at least now I know that if I get in a car accident a Scientologist can help me...

[CJSchneider]

meals consisting of only McDonalds and Diet Coke while not drinking water or eating fruit in Southern Utah sounds like an instant recipe for death

Or for catching a ride on a comet.



Kind of like what I would do if I became president. The first place I would go would be Area 51. First ******* day as president.

When you run, I want to be your vice.

[SuperKevin]

Kind of like what I would do if I became president. The first place I would go would be Area 51. First ******* day as president.

Area 51 is lame. You need to go to Dulce in New Mexico which may or may not exist according to the US Government.

[Bruce Banner]

When you run, I want to be your vice.

noted.

Area 51 is lame. You need to go to Dulce in New Mexico which may or may not exist according to the US Government.

I'll hit that up too.