A matter of grave importance

[frogstomp]

Dear NFLDC users,

A dark and scary time is upon us. The sun refuses to shine upon us here at the NFLDC forums, but I can see the way out. The way back into the sun.

Now, I know that avatars have been temporarily taken away from all "regular" users, and I don't pretend to be anything other than regular, but I believe it is very important that I be allowed to bring back Elisha (figure 1a below).

Figure 1a http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/1551/elishamz3.jpg

Now, Elisha can barely be called "just an avatar." She brought this forum happiness, respect, and, quite frankly, eroticism. The following "Happiness, respect, and eroticism vs time graph" (figure 1b) shows the drop in all three categories the second my avatar was removed.

Figure 1bhttp://www.swiftchart.com/xy_ex2.png

Now, my statisticians assure me that the return of Elisha will bring an exponential increase in poster happiness. We may also see a 10% increase in active posters. (Figures may not be accurate... or real. In fact, statisticians suggest that these were simply made by frogstomp)

So, fellow posters, the choice is clear. We must band together, and bring back Elisha. All in favour shall be added to this petition. Your support is vital to this mission.

Thank you, and goodnight.

Petition to bring back Elisha:

frogstomp
sweetness34
Familyguy555
ricky bobby
CutlerChris
Philliez01
princefielder28
TCU
KILLERSANTA
yourfavestoner
Brsch57
JF4
smittyjs
KCJ58
diehardvikingsfan
bearfan
yodachu
jagsfreak27
Gribble
rainbeaukid2
Diabsoule
24cadillac24
Man_Of_Steel
eaglesalltheway
Xiomera
gbpackers0065
Big Mike
Ravens1991
BigBlueDefense
Don Vito
B-Dawk
jag
jackalope
BuckNaked
Draft King
Im_a_Romosexual
BroadwayJoe10
BigDawg819
terribletowel39
UKfan
Steelersfan43
ironman4579

[sweetness34]

I'm with ya frogstomp.

"Once more into the breach dear friends." To quote the famous Billy Shakespeare.

[Shane P. Hallam]

I shot you in the face with a shotgun today.

[familyguy555]

put my name on it shes hot

[frogstomp]

I shot you in the face with a shotgun today.

Please, no nonesense in this thread (who killed who the most, punk?!).

[ricky bobby]

Elisha is smoking hot. If it was a football player, i'd say no... But since it's Elisha (my secret lover) i'm going to have to say yes.

[WMD]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/Zodiacx/wmdvatar.gif >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/1551/elishamz3.jpg

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Put me on the list.

[Philliez01]

WMD's and frogstomp's avatars are a key component to NFLDC history. I'm definitely on this one.

[frogstomp]

I move to have WMD stricken.

[sweetness34]

put my name on it shes hot

Are you serious?

You don't know who Elisha Cutbert is? What rock are you living under?

:shock:

[yodapoop]

WTF are u on?

[princefielder28]

I will support you!!!! :)

[frogstomp]

Are you serious?

You don't know who Elisha Cutbert is? What rock are you living under?

:shock:

Apparently not a sexy rock, because anything sexy must now in some way resemble Elisha, as per law 12.f, passed last week.

[TCU]

put my name on it shes hot

same here i agree bring here back!

[sweetness34]

Apparently not a sexy rock, because anything sexy must now in some way resemble Elisha, as per law 12.f, passed last week.

Agreed. Well said.

[njx9]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/Zodiacx/wmdvatar.gif >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/1551/elishamz3.jpg

qft and whatever else it takes to not get the minimum character message.

no knock on elisha, but the weird asian girl is possibly the best avatar ever.

[frogstomp]

qft and whatever else it takes to not get the minimum character message.

no knock on elisha, but the weird asian girl is possibly the best avatar ever.

I would now like to file a new motion to have njx stricken.

And just for that, you lose your AMOTY. Give back the special edition slacks we gave you, as well as the ABBA CD.

[KILLERSANTA]

I want her.....I havn't "had fun with myself" in like 2 weeks :(


I need HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frogstomp]

I want her.....I havn't "had fun with myself" in like 2 weeks :(


I need HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll take that as a disturbing 'yes'.

[njx9]

I would now like to file a new motion to have njx stricken.

And just for that, you lose your AMOTY. Give back the special edition slacks we gave you, as well as the ABBA CD.

don't make me beat you with a dull stick.

[sweetness34]

I want her.....I havn't "had fun with myself" in like 2 weeks :(


I need HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, maybe you should've refrained from typing that there buddy.

[frogstomp]

don't make me beat you with a dull stick.

Pfft. The only person who scares me is the AMOTY, which most definitely is no longer you.

In fact, I can only think of one person that scares me, so I have to get on the phone with Carrot Top and tell him to come pick up his slacks and cd.

[yourfavestoner]

Put me on the list.

[Brsch57]

i sign this

[JF4]

Sign me up.

[njx9]

Pfft. The only person who scares me is the AMOTY, which most definitely is no longer you.

In fact, I can only think of one person that scares me, so I have to get on the phone with Carrot Top and tell him to come pick up his slacks and cd.

when you typed "scares me" did you mean to say "inexplicably turns me on"?

i'll refrain from posting the picture, as i don't want this to become your personal porn thread.

[draftguru151]

Oh yea I went there.

[frogstomp]

It's a dark day in frogstomp history.

This change in events has frogstomp contemplating retirement.

Update expectedly shortly.

[yodapoop]

I want her.....I havn't "had fun with myself" in like 2 weeks :(


I need HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez, I've jacked it twice since I've been here.

[smittyjs]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/Zodiacx/wmdvatar.gif >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/1551/elishamz3.jpg

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6360/vinceyoungba4.gif>>>>>>>>>>>>The rest

[sweetness34]

Jeez, I've jacked it twice since I've been here.

Nice quote yoda. Well done sir! +1 rep!

[smittyjs]

Also sign me up for this

[KCJ58]

Bring Her Back!

[Borat]

Should we start one of these:

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n247/sabufoo/ELI.jpg

[njx9]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6360/vinceyoungba4.gif>>>>>>>>>>>>The rest

you mis-typed the URL to WMD's avatar and got some vince young thing. just fyi.

[KCJ58]

Should we start one of these:

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n247/sabufoo/ELI.jpg

hahahahahahaha

[yodapoop]

Nice quote yoda. Well done sir! +1 rep!

I've went from 9 to 30, so u and smittyjs are special.

[smittyjs]

you mis-typed the URL to WMD's avatar and got some vince young thing. just fyi.
Very funny njx9 LOL, you know VYisaGod.....:eek:

[draftguru151]

Smitty we all know...

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object/1781/43/n2225178837_38448.jpg

[yodapoop]

Nice quote yoda. Well done sir! +1 rep!

Are u ***? I'm alright if u are into dudes. I've got friends who like dudes, in jail.

[njx9]

Very funny njx9 LOL, you know VYisaGod.....:eek:

vince young will never be able to play quarterback in the NFL. he should just be a WR or something.

i liked you better when you were pimping jay cutler. =P

[smittyjs]

I've went from 9 to 30, so u and smittyjs are special.Well you do have the force ........

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4721/savioryodahi8.jpg

[frogstomp]

Get the hell back on topic, or go make your own threads!

Gyar! (Angry pirate)

[yodapoop]

Well you do have the force ........

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4721/savioryodahi8.jpg




Damn right I do.

[draftguru151]

vince young will never be able to play quarterback in the NFL. he should just be a WR or something.

i liked you better when you were pimping jay cutler. =P

We all did. :(

[smittyjs]

vince young will never be able to play quarterback in the NFL. he should just be a WR or something.

i liked you better when you were pimping jay cutler. =P

http://i12.tinypic.com/44b2ie1.jpg

[yodapoop]

Get the hell back on topic, or go make your own threads!

Gyar! (Angry pirate)

Don't get mad, get Glad!

[smittyjs]

Get the hell back on topic, or go make your own threads!

Gyar! (Angry pirate)
Sorry :), my bad

[sweetness34]

Are u ***? I'm alright if u are into dudes. I've got friends who like dudes, in jail.

"I was with this one special lady friend recently. And while we were having sex, her dog came up from behind me and started licking my balls. So I had to ask myself, do I pull out and get this dog off of me or finish and deal with it later."

"Your sick ass finished didn't you."

[DHVF]

Put me on this list, but also sign me up to a list that would restrict WMD from the use of avatars as that weird asian chick avy sucks.

[bearfan]

Bearfan adds his support on this matter

this message is a paid commercial of the Bearfans of America

[yodapoop]

"I was with this one special lady friend recently. And while we were having sex, her dog came up from behind me and started licking my balls. So I had to ask myself, do I pull out and get this dog off of me or finish and deal with it later."

"Your sick ass finished didn't you."

Spme of my other favorite quotes............

"Go **** a goat"

"Everyone rides a bike, when they're ******* six."

[yodapoop]

Put me on the list BTW.

[Paul]

My Sig >> Your Sig

[frogstomp]

My Sig >> Your Sig

Why don't you go post in the "things no one care about" forum.

[sweetness34]

Spme of my other favorite quotes............

"Go **** a goat"

"Everyone rides a bike, when they're ******* six."

The "you know how I know ur *** quotes..."

"You like Coldplay."

"You macramade yourself some jeans"

"You just told me that you don't have sex anymore."

Ha!

[yodapoop]

The "you know how I know ur *** quotes..."

"You like Coldplay."

"You macramade yourself some jeans"

"You just told me that you don't have sex anymore."

Ha!

U know how I know u are ***......

U like Asia.

[yodapoop]

Why don't you go post in the "things no one care about" forum.

I kicked him out.

[Paul]

Why don't you go post in the "things no one care about" forum.

To mean :(




:)

[njx9]

Get the hell back on topic, or go make your own threads!

Gyar! (Angry pirate)

my topic was better than your topic.

[jagsfreak27]

Im With You

[frogstomp]

my topic was better than your topic.

Here, i'll make a list of people who care:

[Gribble]

Sign me up!

[yodapoop]

Here, i'll make a list of people who care:Yodachu


Fixed.....

[njx9]

Here, i'll make a list of people who care:

you hit submit before typing "everyone".

[frogstomp]

Fixed.....

I'm not seeing the difference between a blank space and you...

[sweetness34]

"Me so horny me love you long time."

"When your baby is born is he already on parole?"

"Today's focast; dark and cloudy with chance of drive by."

:D

[frogstomp]

you hit submit before typing "everyone".

No, because "everyone" is already on the list of "People who want to be like frogstomp."

They're too busy trying to be like me to care about whatever you're saying.

[njx9]

No, because "everyone" is already on the list of "People who want to be like frogstomp."

They're too busy trying to be like me to care about whatever you're saying.

nobody wants to be canadian. except french people, but they'd settle for anything.

[frogstomp]

nobody wants to be canadian. except french people, but they'd settle for anything.

Except American, of course...

[njx9]

Except American, of course...

that's because when their women get here, they realize how much better looking and masculine we are. leaving the french men to move to massachusetts.

[yodapoop]

"Me so horny me love you long time."

"When your baby is born is he already on parole?"

"Today's focast; dark and cloudy with chance of drive by."

:D

"**** her and have her send 12 dollars on your bitrhday."

[sweetness34]

"**** her and have her send 12 dollars on your bitrhday."

"Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it."

"Is that a serious question?"

"No it's not."

[yodapoop]

"Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it."

"Is that a serious question?"

"No it's not."

"U are puttin' the ***** on the peadestal."

[rainbeaukid2]

put me on the list

[diabsoule]

I support the bringing back of her!

[frogstomp]

Thank you everyone! Please, we must not lose heart when our prize is so near! Keep fighting the good fight!

[yourfavestoner]

You guys are tripping me out.

[Caddy]

I support this cause

[Man_Of_Steel]

I am right there with you, right there with you.

[frogstomp]

In hindsight, I should have gotten this stickied.

Mods, a little help? We can't risk something this important falling all the way down to the second page.

You know, maybe it should even be an announcement...



Screw it. Just make a new forum for it, and that will be good.

Let's get this done, Ward!

[eaglesalltheway]

Put my name on the list.

[Xiomera]

Bring back Elisha!

[frogstomp]

Bring back Elisha!

Thank you, Xio. The signing of such a high profile name will surely bring more attention to our cause.

[frogstomp]

In light of recent news, I have decided to bump this the hell up!

[Big Mike]

damn frogstomp. you really love elisha cuthbert.
i guess she's alright...but i'm black and we dont have a history of liking too many white girls

add me to the petition

[gbpackers0065]

im for it 10

[BuckNaked]

Frogstomp, I so got in on this petition. If this goes through, that also means I can bring back this:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i65/jacestar911/thats_racist.gif

[Don Vito]

Put me on the list, it's for a good cause.

[steelersfan43]

damn frogstomp. you really love elisha cuthbert.
i guess she's alright...but i'm black and we dont have a history of liking too many white girls

add me to the petition


Hahahahhahahahahahhahahaha


Racist Racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[Big Mike]

Hahahahhahahahahahhahahaha


Racist Racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

im juust saying that black guys usually dont like white girls so that may explain why i dont think Cuthbert is sooo nice.

i still like white girls such as Pam Anderson, Coco Marie (ice-t's wife), Jessica Alba, and many more

[B-Dawk]

consider that **** petitoned

[jag]

I'm always up too support Frogstomp.

[jackalope]

you can't argue with statistics like that. add me to the petition.

[Draft King]

Put me on.

[Im_a_Romosexual]

sign me up

[WMD]

My avatar brings all the boys to the yard...

[BroadwayJoe10]

"Check out the funbags on that hosehound." "I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti." im just waiting for the season of 24 thats based on the beach or whatever requires her to be in a bathing suite for 24 hours haha so yaa bro add me too

[BigDawg819]

Frogstomp, add your Executive Assistant to the list of support! :D

[Ravens1991]

WMD's and frogstomp's avatars are a key component to NFLDC history. I'm definitely on this one.


I agree with that. You can put me on that list also.

[bigbluedefense]

Put me on the list.

[Beans]

I think we all know who's avatar is king.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/beansdooma/mustache-1.gif

[frogstomp]

Damn, i'm up to 38 names.

[terribletowel39]

include me in the petition.

[UKfan]

I want to take part in this vital campaign

[steelersfan43]

Put me on the list.

[ironman4579]

I'll get on board with this vital campaign. To quote Mel Gibson in Braveheart "What will you do without Elisha?" or something like that.