If you were in a dark alley,

[Hines]

what athletes would you take with you?

Chose from all the main sports, NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL.

For me, it would be Ahmad Hall and Brian Urlacher for NFL, Shaq and Ron Artest for NBA, Prince Fielder and Carlos Zambrono for MLB, and Zdeno Chara and Sean Avery for NHL.

Thoughts?

[TitleTown088]

Weapons allowed?

[BRAVEHEART]

Ray Lewis cause he'd be down to stab somebody, leonard Little cause he'd run them over and act like nothing happened.


EDIT

I accidentally said Leonard Lewis, and we all know he wouldn't do that.

[Hines]

Weapons allowed?

No weapons. Just flat out fists.

[Wooty Magic!]

Georges Laraque and Daniel Carcillo :)

[TitleTown088]

No weapons. Just flat out fists.
Boring. At leased make it a ladder match or something then.

[BigJohn98]

Brian Dawkins and Greg Jones is all I need.

[BRAVEHEART]

No weapons. Just flat out fists.

what, well I'm gonna have to change it up then.


Shaq cant fight at all, so he'd be off my list.

[Eaglez.Fan]

Sean Avery.........lol

[tjsunstein]

Jordyzzz.

/end thread.

[wicket]

some hockey dude, I'll get back to you who although sean avery??? (i am foreign right) would be a good pick imo

[princefielder28]

Rae Carruth

if too inappropriate then go ahead and edit it mods

[josh07039]

MLB-Kyle Farnsworth/Adam Dunn/Joba
NBA-Dwight Howard/Amare
NFL-Justin Tuck/Vernon Gholston

[Eaglez.Fan]

some hockey dude, I'll get back to you who although sean avery??? (i am foreign right) would be a good pick imo

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/07/Sean_Avery.jpg

[PackerLegend]

Jon Ryan... built like a mofo for a punter, can kick someones sack to their forehead and he runs like a freak. After he kicks the **** out of the person ill jump on his back and we will make a quick get away! :D

[BRAVEHEART]

Rae Carruth

if too inappropriate then go ahead and edit it mods

He's a schemer, but I doubt he'd want to dirty his own hands.


Vernon Gholston


If he doesn't care about making millions of dollars playing a sport, what makes you think he'll give a damn about protecting you?;)

[captainjack27]

Olin Kreutz, Scott Stevens, Dwight Howard. Really only need Olin Kreutz.

[BRAVEHEART]

Olin Kreutz, Scott Stevens, Dwight Howard. Really only need Olin Kreutz.

Didn't he get hit in the head with a brick...and nothing happened? If so I want that guy on my team.

[tjsunstein]

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[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

NFL:Ray Lewis and Albert Haynesworth
NBA: Ron Artest and Ben Wallace
MLB: I'd rather be alone.
NHL: Sidney Crosby and Alexander Semin

[BRAVEHEART]

NFL:Ray Lewis and Albert Haynesworth
NBA: Ron Artest and Ben Wallace
MLB: I'd rather be alone.
NHL: Sidney Crosby and Alexander Semin

:D , too true.

[tjsunstein]

NFL:Ray Lewis and Albert Haynesworth
NBA: Ron Artest and Ben Wallace
MLB: I'd rather be alone.
NHL: Sidney Crosby and Alexander Semin

Really?

Baseball, not MLB: Izzy Alcantara. Youtube it, you've seen it before.

[Rjspartan]

you all lose brandon jacobs

[regoob2]

Leonard Davis. Guys a monster.

[Wooty Magic!]

oh yeah Tie Domi :)

[captainjack27]

Didn't he get hit in the head with a brick...and nothing happened? If so I want that guy on my team.

Wouldn't shock me lol. The guy is a monster.

[captainjack27]

oh yeah Tie Domi :)

DOMI FTW!!!!!

[Go_Eagles77]

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/JOENEJALJMOD/bunkley_gal_060429.jpg

Nuff said.

[BRAVEHEART]

Wouldn't shock me lol. The guy is a monster.Yeah another guy on the bears line got in a altercation with him, and hit him in the head with a brick, or something like that. I believe it was two or three years back.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Really?

Baseball, not MLB: Izzy Alcantara. Youtube it, you've seen it before.

The hockey ones were jokes. You know Crosby, here is Semin fighting.

B_ydsUCzi2E

[Hines]

Semmin punches like a *****. Haha.

[Brent]

Evgeny Artyukhin

The guy is huge and scary.

[tjsunstein]

Jordy Nelson > Atari Bigby > Aaron Kampman > God

By the way, I'm surprised this joke hasn't been made yet but not Plaxico Burress.

[Shane P. Hallam]

Jennie Finch, Maria Sharapova, and Danica Patrick.

Wait, what are we doing in this dark alley again?

[giantsfan]

gMNRCqTEJDU

[tjsunstein]

Jennie Finch, Maria Sharapova, and Danica Patrick.

Wait, what are we doing in this dark alley again?


This Post FTW

[Jakey]

Desean Jackson + Darren Sproles FTW!

[Brent]

Desean Jackson + Darren Sproles FTW!
You must plan on just running away.

[bored of education]

Jennie Finch, Maria Sharapova, and Danica Patrick.

Wait, what are we doing in this dark alley again?

You mofo. Stole my thunder. I didnt realize this thread was up! CLOWN!

I would chose JBond, DG and wooty

[giantsfan]

Desean Jackson + Darren Sproles FTW!

That's a little too kinky for me.

[Jakey]

You must plan on just running away.

Indeed i do...they can carry me! That FTW!

:)

[kwilk103]

pac-man jones

[Brent]

What was I thinking, I should have said Marvin Harrison.

[giantsfan]

What was I thinking, I should have said Marvin Harrison.

I trust Marvin as much as I trust plax...

[OSUGiants17]

Tom Zbikowski(he is a ******* boxer), Brandon Jacobs, Ryan Clark(did you see that hit on Willis?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?), and Albert Haynesworth(he will step on people's faces)

[OSUGiants17]

pac-man jones

no weapons allowed.

[Brent]

I trust Marvin as much as I trust plax...
See, Marvin didnt shoot himself, he chased down a dude and tried to shoot that dude in the face.

[giantsfan]

See, Marvin didnt shoot himself, he chased down a dude and tried to shoot that dude in the face.

But Marvin would end up shooting me whereas I know if anyone of us is getting hurt with plax, it'll be him.

[kwilk103]

no weapons allowed.

pac-man didnt pull the trigger

a friend did

therefore, you're good

[the_legend_killer]

Jared Allen. Fear the Mullet, Dew Rag and Crazy-Ass Attitude.

[oldLibid21]

Pacman Jones because he can order hits on people.
Ray Lewis/Terrell Suggs because they can be bounty hunters.
Ron Artest because he doesn't give a **** who he's beating up.

Jesus Christ because he is who is.

[Brent]

Jesus Christ because he is who is.
http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg

Nobody ***** with the Jesus, man!

[djp]

Easy. Derek Boogaard (6'7'' 260 with a mean right hook), Georges Laraque, Eric Godard

Then add in Brandon Jacobs, Mario Williams, and Dwight Howard.

All these guys are pissed off I might add.

[Twiddler]

John Henderson and a little white dude to slap him in case we get in trouble.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

Maybe Kyle Farnsworth for baseball. Sure, he's god awful at pitching, but he'd drop some dude.

[Strongside]

I'd say Joey Porter, but he'd probably mug me himself.

[Brodeur]

MLB: I'd rather be alone.


Jonny Gomes would eat you alive.

[Xiomera]

O.J. Simpson

[tjsunstein]

Jeff Feagles.

[TACKLE]

http://images.sportsnetwork.com/football/college/allsport/bigeast/miami/wilfork_vince.jpg http://espndeportes-assets.espn.go.com/2003/photos2008/1203/g_ngata1_top.jpg

[giantsfan]

John Henderson and a little white dude to slap him in case we get in trouble.

Henderson what take his hand off the arm before the slap ever connected.

[Paul]

In a dark alley..? I would take Maria Sharapova and Allison Stokkes, so I can do wrong, but sexy things to them.

[Shane P. Hallam]

In a dark alley..? I would take Maria Sharapova and Allison Stokkes, so I can do wrong, but sexy things to them.

Too late Paul, JBond wins.

[Paul]

Too late Paul, JBond wins.

Danmit. I knew it was an easy one, but I thought i had it.

[thenewfeature06]

jonathan stewart just for the hell of it...

nba-chris wilcox

[fischbowl]

Aaron Miles

[TimDris]

NFL: Ray Lewis, Pacman Jones
NHL: Derek Boogaard, Marty McSorley
NBA: Um pretty much anyone?
MLB: don't know enough about baseball...

[tjsunstein]

What exactly is in this back alley? I need to know why I'm choosing intimidating sports figures, or in some cases (JBond) hot lady athletes, to go into a dark alley.

[JT Jag]

NFL: Greg Jones. Man is a straight gangsta.
NBA: Dwight Howard. No one would be man enough to fight Dwight Howard.
MLB: ... I don't know. Um... Pujols seems pretty jacked.
NHL: Pretty much anyone, really.

[narf029]

Anybody who doesn't say Elijah Dukes for MLB is factually incorrect. Dude got arrested for aggravated assault when he was 13. He walked into a school and threatened to kill his wife (who was a teacher), knocked up a 17 year old, then when she told him he chucked a bottle of gatorade at her. When Washington traded for him they also hired a former cop to accompany him everywhere to make sure he doesn't kill something.

Dukes is all I really need but for funsies I'll go through the rest.

NFL: Ray Lewis killed a guy and no one cares.
NBA: Kevin Garnett is just an angry individual.
NHL: Boogaard. He's not even a hockey player, he's just on the team to fight.

[skinzzfan25]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1198/1140303009_7eacb896bb.jpg

Mike Sellers would handle business.

[SFbear]

Yeah another guy on the bears line got in a altercation with him, and hit him in the head with a brick, or something like that. I believe it was two or three years back.

Fred Miller hit him in the head with a dumbell and Kreutz responded by breaking his jaw with his fist. Kreutz FTW.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I'd take KG with me if we're fighting small European people.

[neko4]

http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/ap/20090112/00/3798423533-san-diego-chargers-darren-sproles-43-chased-pittsburgh-steelers-tyrone.jpg

He'll get away. Im not sure what i'll do though....

[captainjack27]

Aaron Miles


hahahahahahah FTW!

[TimDris]

NFL: Greg Jones. Man is a straight gangsta.
NBA: Dwight Howard. No one would be man enough to fight Dwight Howard.
MLB: ... I don't know. Um... Pujols seems pretty jacked.
NHL: Pretty much anyone, really.


what about him?

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[Staubach12]

Jordan Tootoo
DeMarcus Ware

[CashmoneyDrew]

Jordan Tootoo
DeMarcus Ware

Win. That's who I was going to put. Guy would fight a bear if they'd let him.

[Jvig43]

O.J Simpson, and Bill Belicheck.

[Loggerhead]

Ahmard Hall is a former Marine who is a combat vet. I would take him and Richie Incognito.

[A Perfect Score]

Im taking Broderick Bunkley...dude is an animal. And only those sports? I want MMA fighters. Give me GSP and Chuck Liddell over anyone you guys listed so far lol.

[Jensen]

Georges Laraque and Derek Boogaard for the NHL.

[Don Vito]

NFL: Albert Haynesworth, Ray Lewis
MLB: Josh Hamilton, David Ortiz
NBA: Jason Maxiell, Dwight Howard
NHL: Georges Laroque, Zdeno Chara

[giantsfan]

nVIG7RMif6s

[Whistler6]

Matt Jones to get me jacked up on Coke before the fight,

Ray Lewis to bring the knife,

Deangelo Hall because we all know he will throw down whether the guys wearing a helmet or not,

PacMan to OBVIOUSLY pack some heat.. keep it real,

Mike Singletary to "de"-pants a few guys to add to embarassment,

lastly I would make sure Mr. Reggie White was there to eventually make AND keep the peace.

Fights over... OH no way in hell I'm letting Plaxico near an dark alley with me. It'd be suicide

[Whistler6]

Oops, can't forget Todd Bertuzzi.. My mannnn

[captainjack27]

nVIG7RMif6s

Roy's kids such a douche lol.

[PACKmanN]

pedro martinez, he will grab you by the head and its over...

[SuperKevin]

Jennie Finch, Maria Sharapova, and Danica Patrick.

Wait, what are we doing in this dark alley again?

i was going to say something along these lines because if I was with them I would know I'm safe to run away while they are being brutally raped by our attackers

[SuperKevin]

Ahmard Hall is a former Marine who is a combat vet. I would take him and Richie Incognito.

I'm a current Marine who's a combat vet. My protection runs for 50 bucks an hour.

[giantsfan]

Roy's kids such a douche lol.

Hey, as someone who still worships the ground Patrick Roy stands on I take offense to that blatant and malicious lie, Jonathon is just misunderstood...

[steelersfan43]

http://i24.tinypic.com/j0hgdj.jpg




http://www.raidersonline.org/images/paul-mcquistan.jpg


Who would want to mess with people as ugly as this? And if the attackers are blind, im sure i can outrun these ugly ass obese mutants

[giantsfan]

http://i24.tinypic.com/j0hgdj.jpg




http://www.raidersonline.org/images/paul-mcquistan.jpg


Who would want to mess with people as ugly as this? And if the attackers are blind, im sure i can outrun these ugly ass obese mutants

They might eat and/or sodomize you, and not necessarily in that order, if you let them get you in a dark alley.

[Gay Ork Wang]

Roy Williams. He is gonna horse collar tackle the **** out of the others

[MetSox17]

Leonard Davis, Brodrick Bunkley, Ray Lewis, Casey Hampton, Jason Witten.

Ron Artest, Jermaine O'Neal, Ben Wallace.

Adam Dunn, Alex Rodriguez

WTH is NHL?

[SuperKevin]

WTH is NHL?

National Honkey League

[MetSox17]

National Honkey League

Geez SuperKevin, you fail.

[SuperKevin]

Geez SuperKevin, you fail.

how so??????

[MetSox17]

how so??????

Do i really have to explain myself or are you turning this joke around on me now?

[YAYareaRB]

NFL - Tom Zbikowski and Ray Lewis
NBA - Ben Wallace and Ron Artest
MLB - Big Papi and Manny Ramirez
Soccer - Zenidine Zidane

[themaninblack]

Andrew Whitworth.

[A Perfect Score]

NFL - Tom Zbikowski and Ray Lewis
NBA - Ben Wallace and Ron Artest
MLB - Big Papi and Manny Ramirez
Soccer - Zenidine Zidane

yes! Zbikowski knocked that big black dude he boxed right the hell out...forgot he used to box. And zidane has a lethal headbutt as we all know...

Is it too late to bring Mike Tyson too? he can stop a mans heart with a punch!

[Gay Ork Wang]

He would just eat ears

btw its Zinedine Zidane ;)

[Brent]

yes! Zbikowski!

J-8BYolVPVw

[TheBuffaloBills]

NFL- Brock Lesnar (He did play for the vikings) ;)

[jballa838]

Daniel Spevuda. /thread

[Stash]

NFL - Romanowski!
MLB - Farnsworth and Dukes.
NHL - Have to go with my man Douglas Murray, he's a monster. Brashear can come too.
NBA - Bunch of wussies if you take away their guns.

[Brent]

Daniel Spevuda. /thread

Thinking of this?

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Oh and it's Sepulveda.

[Go_Eagles77]

Imagine how hard he can kick you in the balls.

[A Perfect Score]

J-8BYolVPVw

so glad we nabbed him last year :D just nasty

[TitanHope]

NFL: Cortland Finnegan (seems like a biter)
MLB: Kyle Farnsworth (the only reason I know of him is cuz of fighting)
NBA: Andrei Kirilenko (he must break you!)
NHL: Dunno about hockey, but anyone is welcome as long as they bring their hockey stick I guess.

[JeffSamardzijaIRISH]

Owen Schmitt and Ray Lewis.

[PackerLegend]

Imagine how hard he can kick you in the balls.

Thats why I took the Canadian fool Jon Ryan. His arms are huge for a punter and he can kick your balls to your forehead. He also has beast mode running for quick getaways.

[Whistler6]

Owen Schmitt and Ray Lewis.

I actually went to school with Owen Schmitt in River Falls for a year.. Never really got to know him, but the guy is a monster.

[CashmoneyDrew]

NFL: Cortland Finnegan (seems like a biter)
MLB: Kyle Farnsworth (the only reason I know of him is cuz of fighting)
NBA: Andrei Kirilenko (he must break you!)
NHL: Dunno about hockey, but anyone is welcome as long as they bring their hockey stick I guess.

You need to look no further than Nashville for Jordan Tootoo my friend.