Favorite Movie Line

[diabsoule]

I'll start this off:

"Those of us who knew him best talk about him often. Sometimes it makes the said, though, Andy being gone. I swear, the stuff he pulled. I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. When they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But the place you live is that much more drab and empty that they are gone. I guess I just miss my friend ...”

Red, Morgan Freeman, The Shawhank Redemption

And I knew that off the top of my head because that is my most memorable line in any movie.

[someone447]

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie *****.
Donna: God.
Rayvie: What?
Donna: Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

Rocco: ******'- What the ******'. ****. Who the **** ****** this *******... How did you two ******* *****...
[shouts]
Rocco: ****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

[after Rocco gets his finger shot off]
Rocco: Feels like it's still there.
Connor: Yeah, well it's not.

Obviously I love Boondock Saints.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Female: I'm exhausted.
Male: Yeah, me too, but ya know I'm really wired. What do ya say I take ya home and eat your *****?

From the greatest movie ever. Shark Attack 3.

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[slightlyaraiderfan]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

[nrk]

VINCENT: I just accidentally shot Marvin in the throat.

JULES: Why the **** did you do that?

VINCENT: I didn't mean to do it. I said it was an accident.

JULES: I've seen a lot of crazy-ass **** in my time

VINCENT: -- chill out, man, it was an accident, okay? You hit a bump or somethin' and the gun went off.

JULES: The car didn't hit no motherfuckin' bump!

VINCENT: Look! I didn't mean to shoot this son-of-a-*****, the gun just went off, don't ask me how! Now I think the humane thing to do is put him out of his misery.

JULES: You wanna shoot 'im again?

My second favorite movie (Pulp Fiction) after Return of the Jedi.

[giantsfan]

PI:
Sol Robeson: Hold on. You have to slow down. You're losing it. You have to take a breath. Listen to yourself. You're connecting a computer bug I had with a computer bug you might have had and some religious hogwash. You want to find the number 216 in the world, you will be able to find it everywhere. 216 steps from a mere street corner to your front door. 216 seconds you spend riding on the elevator. When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, you will filter everything else out and find that thing everywhere.

Fear and Loathing (too many good ones):
Raoul Duke: With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

Clockwork Orange:
Alex: Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

and

Alex: As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time - Now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.

And of course, Identity
Little Boy: WHORES DON'T GET SECOND CHANCES

Although I'm sure there's hundreds of other quotes I love.

[nrk]

Fear and Loathing (too many good ones):
Raoul Duke: With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.


Great movie and book. Hunter S. Thompson is my favorite author.

Duke: Order some golf shoes. Otherwise, we'll never get out of this place alive. It's impossible to walk in this muck -- no footing at all...

My friends say I act like Gonzo when inebriated.

[BRAVEHEART]

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"I like them French fried potaters, Mmmhhmm."

-Karl Childers, Billy Bob Thornton, Slingblade

[Turtlepower]

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

[giantsfan]

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"I like them French fried potaters, Mmmhhmm."

-Karl Childers, Billy Bob Thornton, Slingblade

Karl: [on the phone] Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two...I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.

[BRAVEHEART]

Karl: [on the phone] Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two...I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.

Doyle: What you doin' with that mower blade karl?
Karl: ....I aim to kill you with it. Mmmhhmm

[giantsfan]

That movie is just hilarious.

[Strongside]

I love Al Pacino's speech in any given sunday. I listen to it before football games sometimes

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also..

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DRAAAGGO!

[nrk]

Billy Bob Thorton is awesome. Bad Santa is one of the funniest movies ever made.

[BRAVEHEART]

That movie is just hilarious.

I reckon it is, Mmmhmm...

[nrk]

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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Any other Trekkies?

R.I.P. Ricardo Montalban

[giantsfan]

Billy Bob Thorton is awesome. Bad Santa is one of the funniest movies ever made.

Bad Santa might be the greatest movie to have running during a game for the comercial breaks, any time you flip to it it's awesome.

[BRAVEHEART]

Billy Bob Thorton is awesome. Bad Santa is one of the funniest movies ever made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peJWxqEVXPY

[slightlyaraiderfan]

i saw this this movie again last night...

'YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!'

Jack owns.

[nrk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peJWxqEVXPY

I cracked up for a while out loud. Such a funny movie.

[JT Jag]

"Gentlemen, I like war. Gentlemen, I like war. Gentlemen, I LOVE war! I like Holocaust, I like Blitzkrieg, I like the Offensive, I like the Defensive, I like sieges, I like the breakthrough, I like retreating, I like the mop-up and I like to withdraw. In the fields, in the streets, in the trenches, in the planes, on the tundra, in a desert, on sea, in the sky, in a mud, in the swamp. I truly love each and every kind of war man can wage on this planet. I like the thunderous roar of the artillery as it blows away the enemy all at once across the front lines. When the enemy's bodies are thrown high into the air and the pieces rain down, it makes my heart dance! I like it when one of our tanks, with its 88mm clashes with an enemy tank! It always left a warm feeling in my chest when they would jump out of the tanks, only to be taken out by gunfire. I like it when the infantry line plows through the enemy lines with their bayonets raised.

I recall how it moved me, seeing how scared new recruits are, how they would stab a dead enemy again and again, even though he's already dead. And it's painfully exciting when a foolish deserter gets strung up on a lamp post. And how WONDERFUL it is when an enemy captive screams out in sync with the scream of the gun I'm gleefully mowing him down with. And that pitiful resistance, running at us in a blaze of glory, despite them being horribly low on quality guns. I even remember the 4.8-ton shrapnel from the Dora attack, when we destroyed their city! I like it when the Russian soldiers are thrown into chaos. And when the villiage they were supposed to be protecting is breached, and the women and children are violated repeatedly... oh, how sad it is. I like it when the English and American war machines are crushed and obliterated! And them being chased, crawling on the ground like some insect being chased by the Jabo is an incredible disgrace.

Gentlemen, what I want is a war waged like hell itself. Gentlemen, my compatriots, members of the Battalion, you who follow me... Gentlemen, what do you desire?

Do you also want war?"

- Major Montana Max's Speech (an excerpt), from Hellsing. My favorite monologue ever.

[UKfan]

Reporter: Mr. Carter, now that you're free, are you still going to be "The Hurricane"
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000243/): Oh, I'll always be the "Hurricane", and a hurricane is beautiful.

[BRAVEHEART]

"Aww, you *************. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this ****... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You ************* will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, *****. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the **** do you think you're ******* with? I'm the police, I run **** around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this ************ down. King Kong ain't got **** on me. That's right, that's right. ****, I don't, ****. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any ************* way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me."

-Alonzo Harris, Denzel Washington, training day

[giantsfan]

Blow:
George: So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.


George: I was busted. Set up by the FBI and the DEA. That didn't bother me. Set up by Kevin Dulli and Derek Forreal to save their own asses. That didn't bother me. Sentenced to 60 years at Ottisville. That didn't bother me. I'd broken a promise. Everything I love in my life goes away.

[fenikz]

Mr. Goodkat: Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.

Harry: You're an inanimate ******* object!

Ray: Horse tranquilizer? Where'd he get that?
Chlo: I sold it to him.
Ray: You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!

[Gay Ork Wang]

May the Force be with you

[CJSchneider]

"Just because the ****** has a library card doesn't make him Yoda"

Brad Pitt as Detective Mills in Seven

[Scott Wright]

"I'm kind of a big deal"

- Ron Burgundy - Anchorman

[AkiliSmith]

[/URL] [URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0056187/"] (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0056187/) "When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard."

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

[farfromforgotten]

"The heart? This boy has no heart!"

"He ain't earned a death! He ain't earned a death at my hands! No, he'll walk amongst you marked with shame, a freak worthy of Barnum's Museum of Wonders. God's only man, spared by the Butcher."

"I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. Somebody steals from me, I cut off his hands. He offends me, I cut out his tongue. He rises against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike, raise it high up so all on the streets can see. That's what preserves the order of things. Fear."

Some of my favorite quotes by Bill "The Butcher" Cutting - Gangs of New York.

[Brent]

Perry: Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word 'idiot' which you ******* are!

from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

[EvilMonkey]

bill pulman's speech in independence day

[Paul]

Ray: I don't hit women. I would never hit a woman, Chloe. I'd hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle. That's different. That's self-defense, isn't it? Or a woman who could do karate. I would never hit a woman generally, Chloe.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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[MaxV]

Doc Holliday: "Hey you, music lover, you're next"
Cowboy: "You're so drunk, you probably see 2 of me"
Doc Holliday: "I've got 2 guns, one for each of you"
- Val Kilmer in "Tombstone"

[princefielder28]

**** THE POLICE!!!!!!!!

-Pineapple Express

[skarocksoi]

Perry: Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word 'idiot' which you ******* are!

from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Perry: What did you just do?
Harry: I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
Perry: You put a live round in that gun?
Harry: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
Perry: Eight? Who taught you math!

Such an awesome movie.

[neko4]

From Rudy:
"You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have barely a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football players in the land for 2 years. And you're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself. And after what you've gone through, if you haven't done that by now, it ain't gonna never happen. Now go on back."

From Anchorman:
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.

From Goodfellas:
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ******' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya ************! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering ***** ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[Xiomera]

bill pulman's speech in independence day

You stole mine. Here's the video anyways.

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[Xiomera]

Another classic:

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[fischbowl]

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Berserker. Girls Think Sexy

[someone447]

Another from Fear and Loathing:
Raoul Duke: [narrating] We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Raoul Duke: [narrating] Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
[swatting the air]
Raoul Duke: Huh! Huh! Huh! ******* pigs.
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
Raoul Duke: [narrating] No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.


Now for HST's favorite line he ever wrote:
Raoul Duke: And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

[gpngc]

-Surely you can't be serious...
-I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

LT. FRANK DREBIN > Everything

Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.

Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's *my* policy!
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of 'Julius Caesar,' you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

Jane: Would you like a nightcap?
Frank: No, thank you, I don't wear them.

Frank: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

Thug: Drebin?
Frank: Yeah!
Thug: I got a message for you from Vincent Ludwig!
[Shoots gun at Drebin]
Thug: Take this, you son of a *****!
Frank: I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache.

Lt. Frank Drebin: Go ahead, threaten me like you have the American people for so long! You're part of a dying breed, Hapsburg, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!

Lt. Frank Drebin: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
Captain Ed Hocken: Sex, Frank?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

Banquet Doorman: Your coat, sir?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.

[Frank Drebin is stopped at the entrance to the Oscars]
Frank Drebin: Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad.
Guard: Yeah, and I'm Robert De Niro.
Frank Drebin: Mr. De Niro, we've got to get inside.

Frank Drebin: Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Frank Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.
Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Ed Hocken: You might end up dead!
Frank Drebin: "You might end up dead" is my middle name.
Ed Hocken: What about Jane?
Frank Drebin: I don't know her middle name.

Dr. Kohlzak: [at a Sperm Bank and Fertility Clinic, unbeknownst to Frank, who's faking an old football injury] When did you first notice the problem?
Frank Drebin: In the backyard, with my uncle.
Dr. Kohlzak: In the backyard... with your uncle?
Frank Drebin: Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.
Dr. Kohlzak: And what did you and your uncle find out?
Frank Drebin: Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much, maybe.
Dr. Kohlzak: [hands him a cup and opens a door to another room] If you would.
Frank Drebin: For what?
Dr. Kohlzak: A sperm count.
Frank Drebin: In here?
Dr. Kohlzak: Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do.

[TitleTown088]

More than one from this gem of a movie. Brilliant writing.

state Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man.

Dumb and Dumber

[M.O.T.H.]

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie’s gonna make some huge bank.

Jay: What buzz?

Holden: The Internet buzz.

Jay: What the **** is the Internet?

Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to ***** about movies and share pornography with one another.

[MetSox17]

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie’s gonna make some huge bank.

Jay: What buzz?

Holden: The Internet buzz.

Jay: What the **** is the Internet?

Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to ***** about movies and share pornography with one another.

Man i love that movie.

[SuperMcgee]

gpngc sort of beat me to the general idea, but anyway...

"It's Enrico Palazzo!"

[A Perfect Score]

Now for HST's favorite line he ever wrote:
Raoul Duke: And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

******* right. One of my all time faves. But now for some other ones!

Fight Club

Tyler Durden:Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ******* khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

And of course...the rules.

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.


That movie is full of quotes that are just wicked.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.

American Beauty

Lester: I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

and finally, some wonderful stuff from the aforementioned Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:

B-Movie Actress: So what do you do for a living?
Harry: Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. How about you do?

Mr. Frying Pan: Well now, here we all are. Ike, Mike and Mustard.
Harry: What the hell does that mean?
Mr. Fire: You know, I'm with him on this one man, that's pretty ******' obscure.
Mr. Frying Pan: Horseshit, I hear that all the time.
Mr. Fire: You do?
Mr. Frying Pan: Yeah, sure.
Mr. Fire: Where, at the 1942 club?
Mr. Frying Pan: Hey, just cause you didn't get in...
Mr. Fire: ************ I could've gotten in...
[Harry tries to make a break for it]
Mr. Fire: [pushing Harry back into his seat] Hey-ey-EY! Slow your roll, man!


Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

Perry: Did your dad love you?
Harry: Only when I dressed up like a beer bottle, how about you?
Perry: Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible, but he never said the words.


Hilarious. I could go on longer, but those are my all time faves.

[sweetness34]

"Life moves pretty fast, so if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you may miss it."

- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[tjsunstein]

Dirty Harry
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Forrest Gump
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Scarface
"Say hello to my little friend!"

Titanic
"That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off."

Gran Torino
Duke: What you lookin' at old man?
Walt Kowalski: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****** with? That's me.

Slumdog Millionaire
Police Inspector: Doctors... Lawyers... never get past 60 thousand rupees. He's won 10 million.
[pause]
Police Inspector: What can a slumdog possibly know?
Jamal Malik: [quietly] The answers.

[Chucky]

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I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!

[Whistler6]

"We're not even blood.. I have no quams with stick you!"

-Forgetting Sarah Marshall

[Chucky]

Ill just put some " Big Lebowski" quotes although tons are worthy

The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: That ******* *****...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the **** is he talking about, Dude?


[the Nihilists, stunned, confer amongst themselves in German]
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Nihilist: Ve don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve **** you up.
Walter Sobchak: **** you. **** the three of you.
The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter.
Walter Sobchak: No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the ******* rules.
Nihilist #2: His girlfriend gave up her toe!
Nihilist #3: She though we'd be getting million dollars!
Nihilist #2: Iss not fair!
Walter Sobchak: Fair! WHO'S THE ******* NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF ******* CRYBABIES?

Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even ******* Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're ******* Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five ******* years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her ******* dog. Going to her ******* synagogue. You're living in the ******* past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the ******* past!

[sweetness34]

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I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!

That movie was ******* wild. Loved it. DDL the ****.

[nrk]

Another from Fear and Loathing:
Raoul Duke: [narrating] We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Raoul Duke: [narrating] Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
[swatting the air]
Raoul Duke: Huh! Huh! Huh! ******* pigs.
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
Raoul Duke: [narrating] No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

We can't stop here it's bat country!

[slightlyaraiderfan]

Telly: Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose *****, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure.

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[Telly holds up his fingers and Casper smells them]
Casper: Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.

[Brent]

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I love typography.

[vidae]

Glengarry Glen Ross:

Blake: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Blake: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.


Can't find the exact quote right now (I didn't look very hard..) but I love the speech he gives them. Coffee's for closers, etc.

[nrk]

BETHANY: You're not with the Right-to-Lifer's?
JAY: You mean those ***** with the signs and pictures of dead babies? **** no. Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice: a woman's body is her own ******* business.
BETHANY: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what
are you doing hanging around?
JAY: We're here to pick up chicks.
BETHANY: Excuse me?
JAY: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to ****.

[wicket]

the whole conversation with king arthur and the black knight in monty python & the holy grail and another classic is in georgia rule but i cant find the exact line and dont feel like watching the entire movie just to find it

[giantsfan]

Cheech: Responsibility is a heavy responsibility!


Cheech: Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!


Cheech: [seeing a jar with a yellowish fluid inside] Hey Man, what took you so long. Hey, can have some of that man, let me have a sip.
Chong: What, this, oh here.
[hands him the jar]
Cheech: Yeah man... wait a minute,
[sniffs the inside]
Cheech: Hey man, that's pee!
Chong: Of course.
Cheech: Hey man, what are you doing with pee, man?
Chong: It's for my probation officer.
Cheech: What, does he drink pee?
Chong: No man, he said he wanted me to bring some in next time, but I forgot to rinse the jar out first, and once he sees the mayonnaise floatin' around, he'll think I'm on some weird drug again, and I'm really gonna f**k with his mind this time.
Cheech: Yeah, what did you do?
Chong: Put my SISTERS pee in it.
Cheech: [laughs it out] Your sister?
Chong: Yeah, she's pregnant!
[both laugh]
Cheech: So, how about it man, did she get the weed?
Chong: No man, she's out of it, We're just waiting on some from Columbia.

[Paul]

Monty's Mom: So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren't you?
Monty: That's an understatement.
Monty's Mom: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral.
Monty: Well, ummm... Let's see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker.
Monty's Mom: Uh huh...
Monty: From there... uh, let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place...
Monty's Mom: The hooker and I.
Monty: Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there... God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord's name in vain.
Monty's Mom: Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child everyone thought he was ********?
Monty: Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?
Monty's Mom: So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her.
Monty: I don't know. I guess it got old. We had a relationship based on orgasms.
Monty's Mom: Oh, how charming. You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing.
Monty: Come on, mom! Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
Monty's Mom: Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.
Monty: You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not! That's why I stick to anal sex.
Monty's Mom: If only I had been so lucky.

[A Perfect Score]

Monty's Mom: So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren't you?
Monty: That's an understatement.
Monty's Mom: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral.
Monty: Well, ummm... Let's see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker.
Monty's Mom: Uh huh...
Monty: From there... uh, let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place...
Monty's Mom: The hooker and I.
Monty: Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there... God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord's name in vain.
Monty's Mom: Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child everyone thought he was ********?
Monty: Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?
Monty's Mom: So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her.
Monty: I don't know. I guess it got old. We had a relationship based on orgasms.
Monty's Mom: Oh, how charming. You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing.
Monty: Come on, mom! Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
Monty's Mom: Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.
Monty: You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not! That's why I stick to anal sex.
Monty's Mom: If only I had been so lucky.

genius...such a funny movie

[Canadian_kid16]

From Henry Fool:

It is, in the end whatever the hell I want it to be and when I'm through with it, it's going to blow a hole this wide, straight through the world's own idea of itself. They are throwing bottles at your house...come on let's go break their arms.

[keylime_5]

"There are two kinds of people in this world: those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

-Clint, GB&U

[Philliez01]

Mary Marckx: Do you believe in God?
Steve Prefontaine: I believe in myself.

From Without Limits

[captainjack27]

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man.

lmao

[CJSchneider]

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I love typography.


I love Monty Python


"I am your king."
"Well, I didn't vote for you."
"You don't vote for kings"

[giantsfan]

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[Brent]

this is my favorite Life of Brian scene:

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"He has a wife you know. You know what she's called? She's called Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks."

[giantsfan]

this is my favorite Life of Brian scene:

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"He has a wife you know. You know what she's called? She's called Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks."

Or Biggus Dickus reading of the list of prisoners. BUt really Brian becoming the messiah has to be the best part of that film for me. I just re-watched it for the first time since I was like 12 and just cried at that scene.

Speaking of Monty Python, anyone else a fan of the Flying Circus, me and my buddy got into this argument at topps where I was trying to convince him that the highs of the flying circus was even better than any of their films, Dead parrot, dirty hungarian handbook, fish license, the architect sketch, the art of not being scene, ending up getting into it with the cashier as he backed up my buddy but curious whether anyone else share's my belief that the flying circus' best sketches trumped their movies?

[Brent]

the flying circus' best sketches trumped their movies?
I disagree because the movies from start to finish were pretty hilarious where as a lot of the sketches just aren't funny. And I am including The Meaning of Life in that movie list.

[giantsfan]

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[Brent]

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How could I forget this classic!?

[CroomDawgs]

Female: I'm exhausted.
Male: Yeah, me too, but ya know I'm really wired. What do ya say I take ya home and eat your *****?

From the greatest movie ever. Shark Attack 3.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god i remember when i saw this. Gotta love the random shots from National Geographic that don't match the scenes hahaha

[CroomDawgs]

From my avy:

Ricky Caldwell: GARBAGE DAY!

silent night deadly night 2. Oh wow.

[farfromforgotten]

Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss.
Gas Station Proprietor: Sir?
Anton Chigurh: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
Gas Station Proprietor: I don't know. I couldn't say.
[Chigurh flips a quarter from the change on the counter and covers it with his hand]
Anton Chigurh: Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Call it?
Anton Chigurh: Yes.
Gas Station Proprietor: For what?
Anton Chigurh: Just call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.
Anton Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
Gas Station Proprietor: I didn't put nothin' up.
Anton Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Gas Station Proprietor: No.
Anton Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
Anton Chigurh: Everything.
Gas Station Proprietor: How's that?
Anton Chigurh: You stand to win everything. Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Alright. Heads then.
[Chigurh removes his hand, revealing the coin is indeed heads]
Anton Chigurh: Well done.
[the gas station proprietor nervously takes the quarter with the small pile of change he's apparently won while Chigurh starts out]
Anton Chigurh: Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
Gas Station Proprietor: Where do you want me to put it?
Anton Chigurh: Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.
[Chigurh leaves and the gas station proprietor stares at him as he walks out]

Carla Jean Moss: You don't have to do this.
Anton Chigurh: [smiles] People always say the same thing.
Carla Jean Moss: What do they say?
Anton Chigurh: They say, "You don't have to do this."
Carla Jean Moss: You don't.
Anton Chigurh: Okay.
[Chigurh flips a coin and covers it with his hand]
Anton Chigurh: This is the best I can do. Call it.

No Country For Old Men

[Paul]

Frank Slaughtery: You know, you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right?
Phelan: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Frank Slaughtery: Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a ******* optical illusion?

[MetSox17]

What are you gonna do to me sarge? What are you gonna do?!?!

[themaninblack]

this:

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[A Perfect Score]

this:

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I actually JUST finished this movie like 15 minuets ago...this is such an awesome scene.

[Whistler6]

You are so money baby, and you don't even know it

-Swingers (Vince Vaughn)

[kalbears13]

Animal House
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" -John "Bluto" Blutarsky
It's a Wonderful Life
"You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down." -George Bailey
Ace Ventura
"One time, when I was about twelve, I had this dream that I was being followed by a dog with rabies. He had these really bloodshot eyes and foam coming out of his mouth… and just before I got to my front door… he jumped on me and sunk his teeth in. Then I woke up, and felt the back of my neck… check this out...ARARARARAR!!!" -Ace Ventura
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
"Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he he always wanted. He lived happily ever after." -Willy Wonka
Shaun of the Dead
"Kill the Queen."
"What?!"
"The Jukebox!"
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"Never hit your mother with a shovel. It leaves a dull impression on her mind." -Butch Cassidy
The Godfather Part II
"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone." -Michael Corleone

[holt_bruce81]

VINCENT: I just accidentally shot Marvin in the throat.

JULES: Why the **** did you do that?

VINCENT: I didn't mean to do it. I said it was an accident.

JULES: I've seen a lot of crazy-ass **** in my time

VINCENT: -- chill out, man, it was an accident, okay? You hit a bump or somethin' and the gun went off.

JULES: The car didn't hit no motherfuckin' bump!

VINCENT: Look! I didn't mean to shoot this son-of-a-*****, the gun just went off, don't ask me how! Now I think the humane thing to do is put him out of his misery.

JULES: You wanna shoot 'im again?

My second favorite movie (Pulp Fiction) after Return of the Jedi.

I thought he shot him in the face

[YAYareaRB]

"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?"

[Boston]

“Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is **** but, hey, I'm in a police station.”

-Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

[A Perfect Score]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist."

Yay Verbal

[nrk]

I thought he shot him in the face

I thought it was too but I looked up a script and thats what it said. It probably did say face.

[Boston]

I thought it was too but I looked up a script and thats what it said. It probably did say face.

You looked up the quote somewhere other than IMDb? Bad idea... It's definately face.

[kwilk103]

animal house

bluto's speech

[Todd Bertuzzi]

Robert De Niro (Chief Sunday): Remember, one night stands might be over in the morning, but Syphilis lasts a lifetime.
From Men of Honor

[The Unseen]

The Godfather Part II
"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone." -Michael Corleone
Holy crap, I was gonna put that quote in here. That's a good one.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly my brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who will attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will KNOW, MY NAME IS THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[bigmac076]

Jesus Quintana (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001806/): You ready to be ******, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.

The Dude (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/): Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001806/): Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ******* trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/): Jesus.

Jesus Quintana (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001806/): You said it, man. Nobody ***** with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): Eight-year-olds, Dude.

[Brent]

You looked up the quote somewhere other than IMDb? Bad idea... It's definately face.

Not true: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page

[P-L]

"I'm an old broken down piece of meat and I deserve to be all alone, I just don't want you to hate me"

and

"I just want to say to you all tonight I'm very grateful to be here. A lot of people told me that I'd never wrestle again and that's all I do. You know, if you live hard and play hard and you burn the candle at both ends, you pay the price for it. You know in this life you can loose everything you love, everything that loves you. Now I don't hear as good as I used to and I forget stuff and I aint as pretty as I used to be but god damn it I'm still standing here and I'm The Ram. As times goes by, as times goes by, they say "he's washed up", "he's finished" , "he's a loser", "he's all through". You know what? The only one that's going to tell me when I'm through doing my thing is you people here."

Both from The Wrestler.

[CJSchneider]

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

- Major Leauge

[TACKLE]

Pulp Fiction


Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country are you from?

Brett: What? What? Wh - ?

Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: English, mother******, do you speak it?

Brett: Yes! Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, ************. Say what one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a b****?

Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B****?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to f*** him like a b*****, Brett?

[TACKLE]

Jules runs show. Another classic scene.


Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?

Ringo: What?

Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?

Ringo: Not regularly.

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that s*** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****** before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some s*** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that s*** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

[nrk]

Oh I see, we're playing prison rules huh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQvt1JFFHxg

One of my favorite Jim Carey movies.

[fischbowl]

"Well Check Out The Big Brain On Brett"

[Brent]

I don't care what any one says, this is my favorite comedy of all-time:

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[A Perfect Score]

hahaha I love Ace Ventura

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[TACKLE]

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Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

haha classic stuff.

[CJSchneider]

IF YOU BUILD IT, HE WILL COME

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"Is this heaven?"

"No, It's Iowa"

"I coulda swore it was heaven."

"Is there a heaven?"

"Oh, yeah, it's the place where dreams come true."

"Well maybe this is heaven."


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"Dad! Wanna catch?"


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Field of Dreams

[djp]

I'm finished!

- There Will Be Blood

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.

- The Big Lebowski

2 of my favorites

[SuperKevin]

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Ghostbusters. Greatest movie of all time.

[CJSchneider]

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It's in the hole.

[steelersfan43]

I'll start this off:

"Those of us who knew him best talk about him often. Sometimes it makes the said, though, Andy being gone. I swear, the stuff he pulled. I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. When they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But the place you live is that much more drab and empty that they are gone. I guess I just miss my friend ...”

Red, Morgan Freeman, The Shawhank Redemption

And I knew that off the top of my head because that is my most memorable line in any movie.
I <3 that movie


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Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help help im being repressed!

[yo123]

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[Brent]

That was filmed right by where I live. The building my parents used to work at is in the opening shots.

[SuperKevin]

"Hey You Guys!!"

-Sloth from the Goonies

http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sloth-goonies.jpg

I probably quote this at least 3 or 4 times a week.

[Turtlepower]

"Hey You Guys!!"

-Sloth from the Goonies

I probably quote this at least 3 or 4 times a week.

The other day, my fiancee locked the car door and wouldn't let me in until I did the Truffle Shuffle...