Who is the hottest-regarded woman that you wouldn't touch

[wicket]

With thanks to scottyboys swank thread for inspiration. Do you lot have a woman that all your friend think of she is hot but you wouldnt touch her with a stick let alone let her touch your stick?
for me Paris Hilton:
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/02/13/paris_hilton_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg

yikes!!!

[A Perfect Score]

might wanna pick a new picture that one is a little riske if you catch my drift...

[iowatreat54]

Might want to edit that pic wicket.

I agree though. I don't think she is ugly, but I would be scared my little buddy would fall off after being inside her.

[fenikz]

might wanna pick a new picture that one is a little riske if you catch my drift...

it's a tit bit nippley, breast be covering up

[Zyro_1014]

ill go with lindsay lohan

http://www.beautyhobby.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/lindsay_lohan_breasts.jpg

[iowatreat54]

ill go with lindsay lohan

http://www.beautyhobby.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/lindsay_lohan_breasts.jpg

Post Mean Girls, absolutely.

[wicket]

might wanna pick a new picture that one is a little riske if you catch my drift...

Might want to edit that pic wicket.

I agree though. I don't think she is ugly, but I would be scared my little buddy would fall off after being inside her.

it's a tit bit nippley, breast be covering up

cheers dudes pic changed damn google picture finder

[fischbowl]

I agree with wicket, it'd be either Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie.

Lindsay Lohan, I'd do in a heartbeat though

[slightlyaraiderfan]

Vida Guerra

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0805/irl.celebrity.indy.500.picks/images/vida-guerra.jpg

[A Perfect Score]

yeah I would most definately have sex with Lindsay Lohan...Paris Hilton, meh...Id probably still do it if i was intoxicated...but there is no way in hell I would have sex with Nicole Ritchie. Not only do I think shes ugly, shes as big of a ***** as paris is.

[A Perfect Score]

Vida Guerra

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0805/irl.celebrity.indy.500.picks/images/vida-guerra.jpg

you wouldnt have sex with vida guerra? oooooooooooooh i most definately would

[fischbowl]

Her ass is bulbous but meh on everything else

[comahan]

I agree with sarf.

[Borat]

http://tastybooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/7696-pamela-anderson.jpg

The hotness is there ... but so are the diseases (and that one natural pic where she looks awful)

[Gay Ork Wang]

id prolly still do em...

[comahan]

Oh, i also wouldnt touch jessica simpson.

I cant stand being near dumb people. Plus, she let herself go :O

Oh, and also Katherine Heigl, cause i just dont find her hot, and shes a douchebag.

[Paul]

I would still probably do her, but I always thought Biel was overrated. Her face just doesn't look right.

[Gay Ork Wang]

I would still probably do her, but I always thought Biel was overrated. Her face just doesn't look right.
I concur.

I also think Theron and Jolie are overrated

[etk]

Definitely wouldn't touch Richie. Katherine Heigl.....idk. Depends on my mood. The rest are all 100% yes.

[PalmerToCJ]

I can't think of any I wouldn't touch... Granted there are some I wouldn't be all that excited about.

Pre-Mean Girls Lindsey Lohan: In a heartbeat, I would yesterday. Upside down, on a mountain, in a tree, beside a telephone pole, in Antarctica, on a boat, beside a boat, in an orphanage... You get the picture.
Post-Mean Girls Lindsey Lohan: I guess so, if I'm late and you leave... Oh well.

[NYGibril28]

BEYONCE! Yuck.

[MaxV]

I don't find Charlene Theron attractive at all.

[Gay Ork Wang]

I don't find Charlene Theron attractive at all.
Charlize Theron isnt either

[A Perfect Score]

I don't find Charlene Theron attractive at all.

Charlize...and shes smoking hot!

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/c/charlize_theron-5043.jpg

[Gay Ork Wang]

http://www.ugo.com/movies/charlize-theron/images/charlize-theron-retnaltd.jpg

Attractive? yea. I dont think they are like the zomgz hottest evazzz

[MaxV]

Charlize Theron isnt either

Yeah, either one. :)

Also, I don't get the appeal of the Olsen twins.

[comahan]

<3 Charlize

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8347/60810844hi5.jpg

[MaxV]

I don't know.

I guess I'm not a fan of tall women.

[A Perfect Score]

yeah im with commie, I think charlize is sexy...although someone was right about the olsen twins, they are meh...

[wicket]

Yeah, either one. :)

Also, I don't get the appeal of the Olsen twins.

i believe you answered your own question

[Gay Ork Wang]

i used to love them when they were younger, like So Little Time when i was like 14 and they like 15. Now they are just disgusting

http://www.freewebs.com/olsenkiss/so%20little%20time32.jpg

mhmmm


http://www.clubplanet.com/news/blogpics/olsen-twins-star-bars.jpg
Not so much....

[hugegmenfan]

CHRISTINA AGUILERA- she looks grimy and nasty yet she is always talked about as being so 'beautiful'

[CroomDawgs]

BEYONCE! Yuck.

Boy i should smack you silly...

[Strongside]

Gwen Stefani

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/g/gwen_stefani-5299.jpg

The terrible music doesn't help either.

[hugegmenfan]

BEYONCE! Yuck.

you are a madman

[CroomDawgs]

Pam Anderson and Jessica Alba. They're hot but not worth getting the disease's (rumor is Alba has Herpes.)

[NYGibril28]

you are a madman

I just answered the question man, :p

[Gay Ork Wang]

i dont think there is anyone in the thread that i (and prolly everyone else....come on u know its true) wouldnt do. thank god for condoms

[A Perfect Score]

i dont think there is anyone in the thread that i (and prolly everyone else....come on u know its true) wouldnt do. thank god for condoms

The only one mentioned so far was nicole ritchie....she does nothing for me.

[CJSchneider]

I'm not saying she is hot, but one celebrity I'd be afraid to bang would be Courtney Love. I don't feel I need to explain why; it's pretty obvious.

[thetedginnshow]

Some of the people you guys are mentioning aren't even highly regarded girls. Vida is a good one though. I think she's amazingly ugly.

But uh... I'll say Eva Longoria. Or Jessica Alba. Tyra Banks too.

[Gay Ork Wang]

I'm not saying she is hot, but one celebrity I'd be afraid to bang would be Courtney Love. I don't feel I need to explain why; it's pretty obvious.
okay this one id prolly wouldnt do at all

[Vikes99ej]

Sorry guys, but I don't find Scarlett Johanson to be drop-dead gorgeous.

[wicket]

Sorry guys, but I don't find Scarlett Johanson to be drop-dead gorgeous.

maybe but you know you'dd tap that

[Vikes99ej]

maybe but you know you'dd tap that

I'd probably tap %60 of the women on the planet, but I still don't think she is stunning.

[TitleTown088]

I'd probably tap %60 of the women on the planet, but I still don't think she is stunning.

Oh god, no way. At leased 60% of the women on the earth inhale ranch dressing like air, much the remaining women are disease infested or tribal.

Seinfeld explains that maybe 4-6% is date able. the % of boneable girls is slightly higher, but (providing alcohol isn't involved) it's still much lower that 60%.

[Gay Ork Wang]

i kinda of had a really bad stance towards Scarlet but i kinda opened up to her a lil, but yea, not really as hot as others thinks she is

[TitleTown088]

i kinda of had a really bad stance towards Scarlet but i kinda opened up to her a lil, but yea, not really as hot as others thinks she is
I'm not sure how to interpret that...?

[Damix]

i kinda of had a really bad stance towards Scarlet but i kinda opened up to her a lil, but yea, not really as hot as others thinks she is

I didn't even find her attractive for a long time...then I saw The Island and its been love ever since

[Vikes99ej]

Oh god, no way. At leased 60% of the women on the earth inhale ranch dressing like air, much the remaining women are disease infested or tribal.

Seinfeld explains that maybe 4-6% is date able. the % of boneable girls is slightly higher, but (providing alcohol isn't involved) it's still much lower that 60%.

Yeah... I should have at least should said country.

[A Perfect Score]

Scarlett>>>>>>all of you :) she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot and you are all fools for thinking otherwise! Anyone who says they would kick her out of bed is lying terribly...

And I would be so afraid to **** Courtney Love...that ***** killed Kurt!

[WMD]

Some of the people you guys are mentioning aren't even highly regarded girls. Vida is a good one though. I think she's amazingly ugly.

But uh... I'll say Eva Longoria. Or Jessica Alba. Tyra Banks too.

Oh I see, you're against women of the darker skin tone. I am the opposite, I tend to favor the darker ladies.

[fischbowl]

Gwen Stefani

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/g/gwen_stefani-5299.jpg

The terrible music doesn't help either.

I am quite fond of Gwen Stefani. She's still hot for 40 and I would not hesitate to tap that

[SuperKevin]

Scarlett>>>>>>all of you :) she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot and you are all fools for thinking otherwise! Anyone who says they would kick her out of bed is lying terribly...

And I would be so afraid to **** Courtney Love...that ***** killed Kurt!

I saw Scarlett live in person. All I can say is meh

[Menardo75]

I am quite fond of Gwen Stefani. She's still hot for 40 and I would not hesitate to tap that

I would tap Gwen for sure. Pam Anderson has to be number one in this category though.

[etk]

Gwen Stefani

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/g/gwen_stefani-5299.jpg

The terrible music doesn't help either.

You clearly never listened to No Doubt.

Gwen Stefani was like the only chick I wanted to get with between the ages of 6-9.

[TitleTown088]

I saw Scarlett live in person. All I can say is meh

What does Scarlett do " Live" that you saw her?

[Brent]

Two that I can think of:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/evalongoria/eva_longoria1_300_400.jpg and http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/eva_mendes1.jpg

[etk]

Eva Longoria is disgustingly ugly without all the makeup and clothes...but I'd still hit.

[Gay Ork Wang]

whats wrong with Longoria?

[wicket]

Two that I can think of:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/evalongoria/eva_longoria1_300_400.jpg and http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/eva_mendes1.jpg

you wouldnt do them??? srsly?

[Loggerhead]

Uma Thurman, the Hiltons, Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Winslet do not excite me.

[Brent]

you wouldnt do them??? srsly?
I just dont find them attractive. I think it's a product of fame and airbrushing.

[etk]

http://www.webstersismybitch.com/images/evalongorianomakeup1.jpg
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/no-makeup-eva-longoria-400a050307.jpg

[Menardo75]

I'm sorry I would do Eva and not think twice about it.

[WMD]

Uma Thurman, the Hiltons, Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Winslet do not excite me.
Kim Kardashian is amazing. Kate Winslet wasn't much to me at first, but she's been quite hot lately.

[A Perfect Score]

I dunno, ive never been a longoria fan, but I do like Eva Mendes...she is attractive

[Zyro_1014]

I'm sorry I would do Eva and not think twice about it.

i second that. Eva is hot!

[CashmoneyDrew]

Mostly the only highly regarded women that I wouldn't touch either have disease (Pam Anderson) or just aren't hot at all (Paris and Nicole). Eva Longoria might not be that hot without makeup but I'll be damned if I wouldn't do the no pants dance with her.

[Hines]

Who I would do but I would have to think about:

Brittany Spears
Mariah Carey

No's:

Madonna
Pam Anderson

[A Perfect Score]

I would not have to think for a millisecond before screwing Britney Spears. Chirp her behaviour all you want, her music videos are ******* premium.

[MetSox17]

I'd smash Eva Mendes in a heartbeat.

One i wouldn't touch with a stick is Carmen Electra. C'mon, she was doing Dennis Rodman. And that was BEFORE everyone else got their hands on her.

[CashmoneyDrew]

I wont lie. I'd go for Carmen Electra. Just make sure to be safe of course.

[wicket]

I wont lie. I'd go for Carmen Electra. Just make sure to be safe of course.

same her son

[CashmoneyDrew]

Kim Kardashian and Vida Guerra pass based on their bodies alone IMO.

[MetSox17]

Kim Kardashian and Vida Guerra pass based on their bodies alone IMO.

Well i think Kim Kardashian is very pretty as well, but i wouldn't wanna hit that, because at this point it would probably be like throwing a pencil down a hallway.

[619]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_ijaXMdLH_ZE/SFVYHWq4OqI/AAAAAAAAC5Q/joA1atJgQ-s/s400/kim-

... her sister is smokin' hot though

Nah, I'm lying I probably would still haha.

[MetSox17]

... her sister is smokin' hot though

Nah, I'm lying I probably would still haha.

The youngest one is probably the least pretty, but i'd do all three of them if it gets down to it, lol.

[wicket]

The youngest one is probably the least pretty, but i'd do all three of them if it gets down to it, lol.

at the same time pref

[jayceheathman]

The youngest one is probably the least pretty, but i'd do all three of them if it gets down to it, lol.

Kloe is the one who makes their show good. I wouldnt watch it if it wasnt for her. Kourtney looks like she hasnt hit puberty yet and then I found out she is like 28 and couldnt believe it.

[MetSox17]

Kloe is the one who makes their show good. I wouldnt watch it if it wasnt for her. Kourtney looks like she hasnt hit puberty yet and then I found out she is like 28 and couldnt believe it.

I watched the first season, but then lost track of it after that. They're all extremely bangable, but Kourtney is definitely the hottest. And while she looks small, you can really tell she's the oldest by looking at her face though. She probably wears the least make-up out of all of them.

[princefielder28]

Some of the people you guys are mentioning aren't even highly regarded girls. Vida is a good one though. I think she's amazingly ugly.

But uh... I'll say Eva Longoria. Or Jessica Alba. Tyra Banks too.

You cannot be serious!

[MetSox17]

You cannot be serious!

Someone mentioned that there's rumors Alba has herpes. If that truly was the case, i don't think there's any vag in the world i'd risk getting warts on my wang for.

[BRAVEHEART]

I don't think I'd touch a ******** woman at all.

[Brent]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_ijaXMdLH_ZE/SFVYHWq4OqI/AAAAAAAAC5Q/joA1atJgQ-s/s400/kim-
Which ever one is in the red has got a fat ass, and I dont dig it haha.

[MetSox17]

Which ever one is in the red has got a fat ass, and I dont dig it haha.

Yeah, she really let herself go there. She looked way better in her video lol.

[BRAVEHEART]

Which ever one is in the red has got a fat ass, and I dont dig it haha.

I'd hit it, and then ask Reggie for an autograph.

[CJSchneider]

I'd get perma-banned for saying what I would do to that.

[Brent]

Yeah, she really let herself go there. She looked way better in her video lol.
Well, I'm not a big fan of girls with "junk in the trunk" anyway.

[MetSox17]

Well, I'm not a big fan of girls with "junk in the trunk" anyway.

Same here. Not that i wouldn't hit that, but i'd take a thinner girl over a thick one.

[GB12]

You cannot be serious!
If listening to her talk is part of the deal I could understand that.

[BRAVEHEART]

Well, I'm not a big fan of girls with "junk in the trunk" anyway.

I'm glad there are guys like you in this world, more thick gurls for me.

[CJSchneider]

I'm glad there are guys like you in this world, more thick gurls for me.

Move over bacon -

[Brent]

I'm glad there are guys like you in this world, more thick gurls for me.
to each his own haha

[BRAVEHEART]

Move over bacon -

Better find your own, I was raised an only child so I'm not used to sharing.



to each his own haha

One man's garbage, is another man's delicious treasure!:)

[IndyColtScout]

any type of thick girl

like Kim K, Vida, girls that look kind of thick

they remind me of MJD with the quads and such

just gross I like em super skinny with a big fake chest (or real if they are blessed)

dont care about the behind unless is all cottaged out.

[CashmoneyDrew]

I like em super skinny with a big fake chest (or real if they are blessed)


Are you talking like Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie skinny or what?

[jayceheathman]

I'd get perma-banned for saying what I would do to that.

Would you get perma-banned from sex if your wife read this? haha

[bored of education]

DG's sister

[CJSchneider]

Would you get perma-banned from sex if your wife read this? haha

No, I wouldn't. haha

[Jakey]

Id bang the crap out of every girl mentioned in this thread (yes, even DG's sister). I'd just put a donk on it for the filthy ones, dont want any deseases thankyou.

And for the record...i would destroy Vida Guerra, she is amazing!

[CashmoneyDrew]

One name I'm surprised hasn't been thrown out..... Jenna Jameson. She's horrible.

[princefielder28]

One name I'm surprised hasn't been thrown out..... Jenna Jameson. She's whoreible.

fixed it for ya

[Jakey]

sarf dude, how cant you like vida???

http://images.tauniverse.com/albums/userpics/10006/Vida%20Guerra.jpg

[BRAVEHEART]

sarf dude, how cant you like vida???

http://images.tauniverse.com/albums/userpics/10006/Vida%20Guerra.jpg

I love Vida, but that pic is photoshopped to hell.

[tjsunstein]

Kate Winslett
Anne Hathaway

[MetSox17]

Anne Hathaway

OHHH HEELLL NAHHH!

Seriously, you don't find Anne Hathaway attractive? I think she has one of the best faces in the industry.

[andyjo672]

OHHH HEELLL NAHHH!

Seriously, you don't find Anne Hathaway attractive? I think she has one of the best faces in the industry.

I actually second his belief that Anne Hathaway doesn't do it for me. As a movie star, that is. Sure, would I have a fling with her or even date her, yes. However, as a supposed beautiful, movie star, I just don't see it...

[doingthisinsteadofwork]

Nicole Kidman.I've never found her attractive to be honest. And the fact that she married Tom Cruise is also pretty weird, not that he was capable of doing anything to her but still its weird.

[MetSox17]

I actually second his belief that Anne Hathaway doesn't do it for me. As a movie star, that is. Sure, would I have a fling with her or even date her, yes. However, as a supposed beautiful, movie star, I just don't see it...

I think she has that down to earth look to her that i like. She seems simple yet elegant.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Anne%20Hathaway-1.JPG

[andyjo672]

I think she has that down to earth look to her that i like. She seems simple yet elegant.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Anne%20Hathaway-1.JPG

I can see where you're coming from, just doesn't do it for me.

[dabears10]

I think she has that down to earth look to her that i like. She seems simple yet elegant.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Anne%20Hathaway-1.JPG

Agreed, Anne Hathaway is excellence. I have also heard she actually much more attractive in person.

[IndyColtScout]

Are you talking like Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie skinny or what?

yes sir

and just about every woman says I'm a pig because I support anorexia even though I've never said that

[CashmoneyDrew]

Nicole Kidman.I've never found her attractive to be honest. And the fact that she married Tom Cruise is also pretty weird, not that he was capable of doing anything to her but still its weird.

I've seen her in person and she looks worse.

[MetSox17]

Agreed, Anne Hathaway is excellence. I have also heard she actually much more attractive in person.

I could imagine. She has a gorgeous smile.

[gstock05]

I love Vida, but that pic is photoshopped to hell.

I can't stand girls like that. I can honestly say I'm not all that attracted to them.


I like girls with the long legs, wide waist, and "delicate" figure. I don't like super skinny girls, but girls like Jessica Alba, any Victorias secret model... etc. are more along the "types" I'm more attracted to.




Other girls i'm not as attracted to as others...

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jessica Simpson... (i'm not a fan of the "thick" lower body. like a nice tight ass, but I don't like the thick legged short women)
3. Lindsey Lohan (never thought she was incredibly hot... even prior to mean girls. Not sure what everyone saw in her)

[A Perfect Score]

I can't stand girls like that. I can honestly say I'm not all that attracted to them.


I like girls with the long legs, wide waist, and "delicate" figure. I don't like super skinny girls, but girls like Jessica Alba, any Victorias secret model... etc. are more along the "types" I'm more attracted to.




Other girls i'm not as attracted to as others...

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jessica Simpson... (i'm not a fan of the "thick" lower body. like a nice tight ass, but I don't like the thick legged short women)
3. Lindsey Lohan (never thought she was incredibly hot... even prior to mean girls. Not sure what everyone saw in her)

She has had her ups and downs, and well, she had sex with Billy Bob Thornton...but Angelina Jolie is really ******* hot. Maybe not as much now, but she has the kind of looks that dont come along very often. Shes got a really different look, but she is also actually gorgeous if you pay attention. Killer Eyes.

[jayceheathman]

I can't stand girls like that. I can honestly say I'm not all that attracted to them.


I like girls with the long legs, wide waist, and "delicate" figure. I don't like super skinny girls, but girls like Jessica Alba, any Victorias secret model... etc. are more along the "types" I'm more attracted to.




Other girls i'm not as attracted to as others...

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jessica Simpson... (i'm not a fan of the "thick" lower body. like a nice tight ass, but I don't like the thick legged short women)
3. Lindsey Lohan (never thought she was incredibly hot... even prior to mean girls. Not sure what everyone saw in her)

You dont like super skinny girls but you like girls in Victoria's Secret? How skinny do they have to be for you not to like them? Those girls are pretty skinny.

[Brent]

I like girls with the long legs, wide waist, and "delicate" figure. I don't like super skinny girls, but girls like Jessica Alba, any Victorias secret model... etc. are more along the "types" I'm more attracted to.
you do realize that those girls are unrealistically skinny, dont you?

[Punisher]

If most(all) the people on this forum can't get a girl half as attractive as Kim Kardashian or Scarlett Johansen then what do they settle for?

Especially since most people on this forum are located in the midwest.

I'm just saying...

[Donno]

Id bang the crap out of every girl mentioned in this thread (yes, even DG's sister). I'd just put a donk on it for the filthy ones, dont want any deseases thankyou.

And for the record...i would destroy Vida Guerra, she is amazing!

I second on all that you just said haha

[thetedginnshow]

Oh I see, you're against women of the darker skin tone. I am the opposite, I tend to favor the darker ladies.

Nope. That's a lie. It's just that Eva and Tyra are disgustingly ugly without what I'm assuming is layers of make-up, Vida is just flat out ugly, and Alba I have the fear that Jeter gave her herpes.

[BRAVEHEART]

whose DG's sister, I want pics.

[BlindSite]

Yeah honestly, I'd probably kill a few people to be up to my nuts in the guts of all of the women listed in this thread. Only one or two I think are overrated, but I'd still smash them.

[Gay Ork Wang]

whose DG's sister, I want pics.
Those pics are used by the government in Guantanamo bay

[wogitalia]

I have to go with Jessica Simpson.

Don't get me wrong, I would still do her on the mass credit it would achieve, but it wouldn't be because I am attracted in just about any way to her.

Ritchie, Hilton and Lohan also aren't great, but all my mates think I'm crazy for the Simpson thing so she has to be the "hottest" I wouldn't touch if she wasn't a celeb.

[tjsunstein]

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0126%20Jessica%20Simpson%20Cookoff/gallery_main/gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_00.jpg

[Brent]

what. the. ****.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Mom jeans FTL.

[A Perfect Score]

well, mr tony romo must be a little disappointed in his lady...damn she got big

[katnip]

damn, I thought it was her (jessica simpson) at first

[hugegmenfan]

wow she looks awful...

[Shane P. Hallam]

I'd probably touch all of them. I am not picky.

[TitleTown088]

Mom jeans FTL.

Mom jeans lead to 80's long butt. ew.