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neko4
02-05-2009, 04:40 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Peyton-Manning-threw-Jay-Cutler-s-blood-sugar-mo?urn=nfl,139247

I always knew he was up to no good!

The Unseen
02-05-2009, 04:41 PM
evil bastard. He's of the devil!

Gay Ork Wang
02-05-2009, 04:43 PM
why would he kill him...he might get suspended!

Go_Eagles77
02-05-2009, 04:44 PM
It would have been ironic if Peyton would have missed the pool.

BmoreBlackByrdz
02-05-2009, 04:45 PM
Oh damn, Cutler should have done what the write said. Fake illnesses and act like he was dying. I'd love to see Mannings face after that. :)

CashmoneyDrew
02-05-2009, 04:46 PM
Just another example of Tennessee beating up on Vandy. :)

JRTPlaya21
02-05-2009, 04:49 PM
Wow that's hilarious. And touche Voodoo.

TitanHope
02-05-2009, 05:06 PM
Just another example of Tennessee beating up on Vandy. :)

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Nice!

How much ya'll wanna bet Phillip Rivers ran out and bought himself a Manning jersey after this?

:D

bored of education
02-05-2009, 05:09 PM
Cutler cannot be killed

MetSox17
02-05-2009, 05:10 PM
Just another example of Tennessee beating up on Vandy. :)

That's about the only team Tennessee can beat these days.

JRTPlaya21
02-05-2009, 05:13 PM
Low blow MetSox lol.

Menardo75
02-05-2009, 05:14 PM
That's about the only team Tennessee can beat these days.

Hey Wyoming is a tough cookie to crack brother. Especially when your at home and 20 point favorites.

CC.SD
02-05-2009, 05:19 PM
You can pick up a blood sugar reader in pretty much any drug store. Funny though.

Menardo75
02-05-2009, 05:24 PM
You can pick up a blood sugar reader in pretty much any drug store. Funny though.

I think the title is funnier than the actual story.

CC.SD
02-05-2009, 05:27 PM
I think the title is funnier than the actual story.

True, but if Manning wanted Cutler dead, Cutler would be dead and no one would know Peyton had anything to do with it.

CashmoneyDrew
02-05-2009, 05:29 PM
That's about the only team Tennessee can beat these days.

Or Kentucky.

TitleTown088
02-05-2009, 05:45 PM
Well, actually there are variety of options manning could have pursed, with the pool being the most boring.


He could have just fed him 1,000 of the oreos he licked off with the Williams sisters for a Cutler coma.

He could have suffocated him with on of his extra long jersey sleeves.

He could given him a simple head butt. If he connects with that Noggin' it would be over splickity split.

devinhester=R.O.Y 2006
02-05-2009, 05:54 PM
It would have been ironic if Peyton would have missed the pool.

I am sure that he called out an audible before he threw it in the pool. ;)

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
02-05-2009, 06:10 PM
My sources tell me they were gonna get Favre to do it, but they knew someone would pick it off before it got in the water.

CC.SD
02-05-2009, 06:12 PM
My sources tell me they were gonna get Favre to do it, but they knew someone would pick it off before it got in the water.

Polamalu, out of nowhere, with a killer scoop just above the surface.

Bob Sanders Dreadlock
02-05-2009, 08:59 PM
Eli's relieved peyton stopped giving him wedgies and wet willies.

Addict
02-05-2009, 10:01 PM
Well I hope nobody here was hoping to see him play next year. I'm guessing Goodell will come down with his righeous Banhammer of justice to sort this one out in no time.

LonghornsLegend
02-05-2009, 10:43 PM
My sources tell me they were gonna get Favre to do it, but they knew someone would pick it off before it got in the water.

Burnnnnnnnn :D

eaglesalltheway
02-06-2009, 07:48 AM
Eli's relieved peyton stopped giving him wedgies and wet willies.

You've just been signaturized! haha

BlindSite
02-06-2009, 03:27 PM
imo this sort of stuff is why the probowl should stay in Hawaii after the SB

eaglesalltheway
02-06-2009, 03:52 PM
imo this sort of stuff is why the probowl should stay in Hawaii after the SB

Damn you Roger Goodell, damn you to hell!!!






Seriously it better be in ******* Honolulu next year or Roger Goodell will be getting a very angry letter from a certain Mr. alltheway.

vikes_28
02-06-2009, 04:08 PM
its not like the bastard (cutler) can't afford a new one...

CC.SD
02-06-2009, 06:00 PM
Damn you Roger Goodell, damn you to hell!!!






Seriously it better be in ******* Honolulu next year or Roger Goodell will be getting a very angry letter from a certain Mr. alltheway.

Not the reputable E. Alltheway, of the Emmaus Alltheways? A dire threat indeed.