Valentines Day

[thefaint287]

So whats everyone got going on for Valentines Day this year?

Also I have a promo code that you guys can use on the Teleflora site if you'd like.

When you goto the Teleflora site put in the promo code KISS and you can save 10 bucks.

anyone have any special plans for that weekend though?

[awfullyquiet]

So whats everyone got going on for Valentines Day this year?

Also I have a promo code that you guys can use on the Teleflora site if you'd like.

When you goto the Teleflora site put in the promo code KISS and you can save 10 bucks.

anyone have any special plans for that weekend though?

**** v-day.

[Vikes99ej]

I'm getting **** face drunk.

[fischbowl]

I'm getting **** face drunk.

^^^^^

or jerking it alone

[CJSchneider]

Eating all the candy that 6th, 7th and 8th grade girls bring me (actually, I give it to my own kids).
The Mrs. and I will go out to dinner and see a movie together (alone).

[Brent]

or jerking it alone
I don't see how those have to be mutually exclusive.

My best friend's birthday is the 14th, so naturally I shall be drinking and hoping that some girl who thinks that valentine's day isn't a load of **** will hook up with me out of sadness.

Probably getting that Santana DVX (like a boss).

[Gay Ork Wang]

Eating all the candy that 6th, 7th and 8th grade girls bring me (actually, I give it to my own kids).
The Mrs. and I will go out to dinner and see a movie together (alone).
holy ****, there are kids that give u candy?

[bored of education]

I am going on a date with comahan, njx, draftguru151, and jBond

[CJSchneider]

and hoping that some girl who thinks that valentine's day isn't a load of **** will hook up with me out of sadness.


Good luck with that...and...umm...the same goes for you Fisch.

[CJSchneider]

holy ****, there are kids that give u candy?

I get a ton of stuff from kids on holidays. Christmas, Halloween, Valentines Day you name it.

[fischbowl]

I am going on a date with comahan, njx, draftguru151, and jBond

I thought we were going on a date. Now I'm definitely jerking it alone

[twista6002]

National Single Awareness Day :(

[CJSchneider]

I thought we were going on a date. Now I'm definitely jerking it alone

Fear not Fisch. I think they invited him to be the pivot man LOL.

[tjsunstein]

I love valentines day! So many girls are into it and it falls on a saturday so score. Time to party it up.

[bored of education]

I thought we were going on a date. Now I'm definitely jerking it alone

I was going to suprise you :(

[ElectricEye]

Hopefully getting laid. Tough this year though. I'm on a pretty strict budget.

[fischbowl]

I was going to suprise you :(

Awww that's so romantic <3

[The_Dude]

I get a ton of stuff from kids on holidays. Christmas, Halloween, Valentines Day you name it.

Dang, your 8th graders sure are nice.... i get almost nothing from my students.

Although, for X-mas this year a student gave me a light-saber so i could duel the teacher across the hall (who has an awesome Darth Vader mask)..... we re-enacted the Cloud City fight scene; with me losing a hand and everything.

[The_Dude]

And for the record, the wife and i will be selling hot dogs & beer at the Wild game on Valentine's Day as a fundraiser for a school trip to DC.

Very romantic.

[A Perfect Score]

Hallmark and Hersheys my friends, Hallmark and Hersheys

[saintsfan912]

I'm glad my girlfriend hates chocolate!

[kalbears13]

We will be finding out tomorrow what is in store for me. Either laming at home or awesoming out.

[fischbowl]

And for the record, the wife and i will be selling hot dogs & beer at the Wild game on Valentine's Day as a fundraiser for a school trip to DC.

Very romantic.

Always liked how concessions at the Twins games were charity workers. Good for you

[iowatreat54]

Going to the titty bar.

Valentine's day is a made up holiday so that women can get more presents and make themselves feel special.

[vikes_28]

National "Thats what she said" day

[ElectricEye]

I have a bit of a problem here. I have very limited resources this year and a fairly decent shot of getting some despite that. I just have to play my cards right. So really...the question is chocolate or flowers? I only have enough for one.

[kalbears13]

I have a bit of a problem here. I have very limited resources this year and a fairly decent shot of getting some despite that. I just have to play my cards right. So really...the question is chocolate or flowers? I only have enough for one.

I'm most likely choosing flowers.

[Xiomera]

I have a bit of a problem here. I have very limited resources this year and a fairly decent shot of getting some despite that. I just have to play my cards right. So really...the question is chocolate or flowers? I only have enough for one.

Go with flowers. Both items have a short life span, but the flowers last a little longer I bet. Not to mention they'd probably help you a little more in your "conquest."

But that's just one man's opinion . . .

[iowatreat54]

I have a bit of a problem here. I have very limited resources this year and a fairly decent shot of getting some despite that. I just have to play my cards right. So really...the question is chocolate or flowers? I only have enough for one.

I'd go porn. Or, save money, invite another girl over, give her a menage-a-trois for Valentines. All girls want one, they just don't always know it.

[The_Dude]

Always liked how concessions at the Twins games were charity workers. Good for you

Most of the concession workers at the Dome & Xcel are fundraisers for various organizations/schools.

Its not too bad, just time consuming. but it does pay for a trip that we couldn't pay for on our own.

[fischbowl]

Most of the concession workers at the Dome & Xcel are fundraisers for various organizations/schools.

Its not too bad, just time consuming. but it does pay for a trip that we couldn't pay for on our own.

Yeah I loved it, I think it's a great concept. Great for both parties involved

[bored of education]

NFLDC Sausage Party ftw. We can all hang out in the hot dog toppings thread ;)

[ElectricEye]

Nevermind. I think I might have just got broken up with haha.

[HawkeyeFan]

Well the girlfriend bought me a Playtation 3 for Valentines day, so I'm going to buy her a teddy bear or something, I'll eventualy get something worth the same lol.


So we'll probably go to a movie and out to eat.

[Gay Ork Wang]

I was going to suprise you :(
Wait, are u meeting other guys?

Well the girlfriend bought me a Playtation 3
thats a keeper

[Jensen]

Going out to an expensive restaurant (******* ********) and then we're going to see a movie. Got her flowers and chocolate on top of all that. Good thing I had a lot of money saved up.

[iowatreat54]

Well the girlfriend bought me a Playtation 3 for Valentines day, so I'm going to buy her a teddy bear or something, I'll eventualy get something worth the same lol.


So we'll probably go to a movie and out to eat.

PS3 for a teddy bear. Even trade, imo.

[TitanHope]

Surprising the girl with her favorite flowers and her favorite brand of candy. Gonna bring her mom a rose too.

Also sendin' VoodooMonkey an e-hug. You're ma boy 'Doo!

[Xonraider]

I know someone who is on his 2 month anniversary with his GF and he plans to break up with her lol

[Job]

thats a keeper

The girlfriend, or the PS3?

[bored of education]

The girlfriend, or the PS3?

what do you think?

the one that doesn't talk!

[Brent]

http://www.quickdfw.com/sharedcontent/dws/quick/poplife/features/stories/021209-QUICK-MARTELLUS-Rhymes.91eef7c.html

Martellus Bennett's Valentine rhymes. Enjoy.

[gameplaya2435]

Nevermind. I think I might have just got broken up with haha.

I think she h4Xed your account and read your posts. :eek:

[themaninblack]

I actually don't have a GF or anything so imma get these two girls some chocolates hoping one of them will return the favor with a nice fellace.

[Zyro_1014]

I know someone who is on his 2 month anniversary with his GF and he plans to break up with her lol

thats not ****** up at all....lol

im just gonna carry around a rose all day and when i see a chick worth givin it too, ill give it a go lol

[diabsoule]

I only celebrate VDay if the chick celebrates Steak & BJ Day.

[Zyro_1014]

I only celebrate VDay if the chick celebrates Steak & BJ Day.

thats way too good to be true!

[ElectricEye]

Game is on gentlemen. Game is on.

[diabsoule]

thats way too good to be true!

No, it's true. I get with her and I'm like. Look, we're celebrating your day, it's only fair if we celebrate mine and that's Steak and BJ Day. And because they want to keep you happy and compromise they usually agree to it. I mean, you gotta be smooth about it. You can't be a dbag and be like "look, ho, your going to do this for me if I'm going to do this for you." You can't do that. You gotta be ******* Vince Vaughn smooth about it.

[Zyro_1014]

No, it's true. I get with her and I'm like. Look, we're celebrating your day, it's only fair if we celebrate mine and that's Steak and BJ Day. And because they want to keep you happy and compromise they usually agree to it. I mean, you gotta be smooth about it. You can't be a dbag and be like "look, ho, your going to do this for me if I'm going to do this for you." You can't do that. You gotta be ******* Vince Vaughn smooth about it.

oh yeah? so if i make a kid a balloon bike i will get some hot red head to give me steak and BJ day?

[diabsoule]

oh yeah? so if i make a kid a balloon bike i will get some hot red head to give me steak and BJ day?

I think it comes down to if you can actually make a balloon bike.

[Jughead10]

I only celebrate VDay if the chick celebrates Steak & BJ Day.

I'm hoping to just get one of these for Valentine's day. I've been seeing this new girl and the sex is great but have yet to get a BJ and am starting to wonder if she is just bad at it.

[Brent]

I'm hoping to just get one of these for Valentine's day. I've been seeing this new girl and the sex is great but have yet to get a BJ and am starting to wonder if she is just bad at it.
If you are already having sex, who cares if you get a BJ? You're getting the better of the two.

[Jughead10]

If you are already having sex, who cares if you get a BJ? You're getting the better of the two.

Sometimes you just want to be lazy and just lay there. There is nothing better than a well timed BJ.

[Zyro_1014]

I think it comes down to if you can actually make a balloon bike.

Oh i can! and i will get hot chicks with my balloon bike!

[yodapoop]

I hate Valentines Day. Its another day for dudes to get their chicks mad.

[Zyro_1014]

I hate Valentines Day. Its another day for dudes to get their chicks mad.

do you have a chick to get mad?

[yodapoop]

do you have a chick to get mad?

Well, besides my webmance with Xiomera, no I do not.

[bored of education]

Well, besides my webmance with Xiomera, no I do not.

me and you have what.. a txtmance?

[yodapoop]

me and you have what.. a txtmance?

Oh yeah, absotutely.

[Young Legend]

Me and my girl are going to this John Legend concert and then going out to go eat and then going to go watch that movie He is just not that into you.

[Steve Perry]

You know that girl that's shy and is a complete **** tease?

Steve is banging her on Saturday night.

[diabsoule]

I'm hoping to just get one of these for Valentine's day. I've been seeing this new girl and the sex is great but have yet to get a BJ and am starting to wonder if she is just bad at it.

Maybe she doesn't like doing it, doesn't like the taste of a certain something, or is just bad at it.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Also sendin' VoodooMonkey an e-hug. You're ma boy 'Doo!

Hell yes! Valentines Day guy love FTW!