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Tampa 2 4 life
03-10-2009, 10:22 PM
In haiku form, explain how you will escape the situation.

me first:
The car is faster
But I am the more cunning
Spike strip for the win

Beans
03-10-2009, 10:23 PM
this is so scary
it is difficult to think
the number of syllables

Tampa 2 4 life
03-10-2009, 10:26 PM
this is so scary
it is difficult to think
the number of syllables

remember dear beans
syllables of a haiku
its five, seven, five

fenikz
03-10-2009, 10:27 PM
Raptors can not drive
Might as well be Korean
Left blinker is on

Beans
03-10-2009, 10:29 PM
remember dear beans
syllables of a haiku
its five, seven, five

well in that case then
i'd say that i would punch it
right in it's damn face

fenikz
03-10-2009, 10:30 PM
******** raptor
Doesn't know I'm on a boat
I ****** a mermaid

Tampa 2 4 life
03-10-2009, 10:31 PM
well in that case then
i'd say that i would punch it
right in it's damn face

A good solution
To your extended problem
of having two hands

CashmoneyDrew
03-10-2009, 10:32 PM
Raptor glides at me
Ferrari is way too fast
Thus, I poop blood stool

fenikz
03-10-2009, 10:34 PM
one, cut hole in box
two, stick your dick in that box
three, open the box

Boston
03-10-2009, 10:35 PM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

Velociraptor,
Can you please stop chasing me
Runnin' on empty

Tampa 2 4 life
03-10-2009, 10:37 PM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

I like your ideas
Original as a t-shirt
Sarcastically.

Strongside
03-10-2009, 10:39 PM
**** **** **** **** ****
HOLY ******* **** **** ****
MOTHER OF ****-**** caps

Brent
03-10-2009, 10:46 PM
Oh son-of-a-*****.
Why is it driving a Ferrari?
Those ******* dinosaurs.

fenikz
03-10-2009, 10:49 PM
shotty to the face
learned that **** from GTA
now must kill hookers

Todd Bertuzzi
03-10-2009, 10:51 PM
shotty to the face
learned that **** from GTA
now must kill hookers

plant bouncing betties
learned that from cod world at war
now must kill nazis

Beans
03-10-2009, 10:58 PM
in times such as these
the only thing i can do
is make a dumb thing

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/beansdooma/velociraptor.gif

JT Jag
03-10-2009, 11:52 PM
Ferrari is fast
But raptors can not steer well
Make it turn sharply.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-10-2009, 11:58 PM
Here comes the raptor
I'm hidin in my closet
THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/115894418_8bfd5cfc0d.jpg

SuperMcGee
03-11-2009, 12:15 AM
^^

Raptors are too smart
Can't hold them in a closet
Perhaps said too much

BRAVEHEART
03-11-2009, 12:29 AM
raptor keeps it real
I look in the sky for hope
T-rex keeps it realer...

http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2009/01/06/calvin-trex.jpg

Addict
03-11-2009, 12:56 AM
Without thumbs to steer
The raptor can not hit me
So I say screw him

CJSchneider
03-11-2009, 05:41 AM
First, I would ****
I thought raptors were extinct
Is this all a dream?

skinzzfan25
03-11-2009, 05:56 AM
http://www.frigginrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

Addict
03-11-2009, 07:13 AM
First, I would ****
I thought raptors were extinct
Is this all a dream?

CJ as you know
Raptors are stil a real threat
In Jurrasic Park

The Unseen
03-11-2009, 07:14 AM
Who is driving the car?
I thought it was me at first
Ambiguity

I would go to a
museum to show it its
dead relatives. Win.

CJSchneider
03-11-2009, 07:46 AM
Velociraptors,
were not to leave the island.
Jurrasic Park FAIL

Addict
03-11-2009, 07:52 AM
Velociraptors,
were not to leave the island.
Jurrasic Park FAIL

We might be facing
A dinosaur invasion
Better start hiding

drowe
03-11-2009, 10:11 AM
edit: i suck at this.

yno88
03-11-2009, 10:24 AM
In my Ferrari
I phone ghost of Steve Irwin
Stupid dinosaur

MetSox17
03-11-2009, 10:27 AM
In my Ferrari
I phone ghost of Steve Irwin
Stupid dinosaur

Steve Irwin is sad
Sting rays ate him ruthlessly
He's scared of dinos.

awfullyquiet
03-11-2009, 10:53 AM
Steve Irwin is sad
Sting rays ate him ruthlessly
He's scared of dinos.

he's scared of dinos
but not scared of a chevy
movie theatre

drowe
03-11-2009, 11:01 AM
jurassic park ruled
newman devoured by rats
jeff goldblum sucks balls

trkaline
03-11-2009, 11:07 AM
Dino ate my child,
Then he ate my cheesesteak sub,
******* dinosaur.

Addict
03-11-2009, 11:22 AM
Dino ate my child,
Then he ate my cheesesteak sub,
******* dinosaur.

I have to tell you
The dino didn't eat your kid
It was I, Godzilla

trkaline
03-11-2009, 11:35 AM
I have to tell you
The dino didn't eat your kid
It was I, Godzilla

Oh No GODZILLA!
All the asians flee in fright,
Voltron will save us.

CJSchneider
03-11-2009, 12:03 PM
Oh No GODZILLA!
All the asians flee in fright,
Voltron will save us.

Lion Force Voltron
Must defend planet Arus
from evil Zarkon

Addict
03-11-2009, 12:30 PM
Lion Force Voltron
Must defend planet Arus
from evil Zarkon

It is good to see
That we are using Haiku
To fend of crisis

scottyboy
03-11-2009, 12:38 PM
I would assemble
my team of Rutgers players.
You lose raptor dude.

Raymell Rice would just
stiff arm that mother effer
and Leonard would leap.

Michigan
03-11-2009, 01:50 PM
Is this all that bad?
Take me raptor, let's commit
Beastiality

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-11-2009, 02:19 PM
he's scared of dinos
but not scared of a chevy
movie theatre

Interior Croc
Odile alligator, I
drive a chevrolet.

fenikz
03-11-2009, 02:39 PM
Raptors are no match
For my ***** shaped guitar
Melt your ******* face

Beans
03-11-2009, 02:48 PM
before he could reach
the dino ran out of gas
should get a hybrid

CJSchneider
03-11-2009, 03:57 PM
We are such losers
draft is in 45 days
we make up haikus

fenikz
03-11-2009, 04:01 PM
Cardinals draft pick
Should be a outside LB
With pass rushing skills

CJSchneider
03-11-2009, 04:11 PM
The 49ers,
Scott says they'll draft Sanchez
I want an OT

The Unseen
03-11-2009, 04:12 PM
Mr. Chi City
Killt a damn bug in his crib
Vagina panties

eaglesalltheway
03-11-2009, 05:01 PM
We are such losers
draft is in 45 days
we make up haikus

What else should we do
there is so much time to kill
and lack of topics

eaglesalltheway
03-11-2009, 05:04 PM
I have a hangnail
so I bite it with my teeth
bleeding profusely

sbh15
03-11-2009, 05:06 PM
velociraptors
don't drive ferraris too well
he crashes and dies

Beans
03-11-2009, 05:07 PM
Cardinals draft pick
Should be a outside LB
With pass rushing skills

the real question here
is whether the rushing one
is weakside or strong

sbh15
03-11-2009, 05:08 PM
the real question here
is whether the rushing one
is weakside or strong

the cat in your sig
seems to enjoy hamburgers
or are they pancakes?

eaglesalltheway
03-11-2009, 05:10 PM
I can not believe
this thread has lasted so long
banana hammock!

Shane P. Hallam
03-11-2009, 05:12 PM
I'd be scared. And down with haiku restrictions!

sbh15
03-11-2009, 05:16 PM
I would be scared, and
down with haiku restrictions!
I missed final line

JBond you messed up
edit for accuracy
now you will die slow

Brodeur
03-11-2009, 05:19 PM
I hate this forum.
Sometimes it ******* sucks balls.
Giant Jewbag douche.

Shane P. Hallam
03-11-2009, 05:29 PM
JBond you messed up
edit for accuracy
now you will die slow


I will do nothing of the sort! Down with the man!

Tampa 2 4 life
03-11-2009, 05:33 PM
I hate this forum.
Sometimes it ******* sucks balls.
Giant Jewbag douche.

Brodeur is hatred.
Foaming at the mouth impure.
Like gothic rabies.

sbh15
03-11-2009, 05:37 PM
I will do nothing
of the sort! Down with the man!
I forgot last line

You messed up again
edit for accuracy
now you die slower

Shane P. Hallam
03-11-2009, 05:49 PM
I will die however I want to die!

Job
03-11-2009, 06:06 PM
This guy is no fun.
His denial of haikus
Saddens all of us.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
03-11-2009, 07:08 PM
This guy is no fun.
His denial of haikus
Saddens all of us.

That guy can do whatever he wants!!!

aNYtitan
03-11-2009, 07:12 PM
He is moderator
He is like us just better
He can do whatever

Go_Eagles77
03-11-2009, 07:14 PM
This thread is random
Why is a raptor driving?
What are you smoking?

Brodeur
03-11-2009, 07:16 PM
Brodeur is hatred.
Foaming at the mouth impure.
Like gothic rabies.

**** **** **** mother mother
****. Mother mother **** ****. Mother ****.
Noich Noich Noich One two

wicket
03-11-2009, 07:16 PM
i am a dutchmen
i dont even get so high
and here it's legal

CJSchneider
03-11-2009, 07:17 PM
Leave the mod alone
Let JBond be haikuless
when he wants, he'll play

sbh15
03-11-2009, 07:22 PM
The raptor would lose
I would call the messiah
Who's that? Tim Tebow

awfullyquiet
03-11-2009, 07:23 PM
Leave the mod alone
Let JBond be haikuless
when he wants, he'll play

which will be never
he can put a shoe on his
head and call it cool

CJSchneider
03-11-2009, 07:28 PM
Shoe on his head, Wat?
JBond is so damn cool that
he can drink anti-freeze.

The Unseen
03-11-2009, 07:29 PM
J-Bond has red rep
Like a flashing siren light.
woowoowoowoowoo

aNYtitan
03-11-2009, 07:30 PM
What makes JBond cool?
Maybe its because he is
James Bond incarnate

sbh15
03-11-2009, 07:32 PM
JBond is cool, why?
Because he is an admin
He will rape us all

steelersfan43
03-11-2009, 10:12 PM
This has me confused,
what iis the point of haikus
alligator toes

aNYtitan
03-11-2009, 10:15 PM
Why you so confused
Don't ya know, haiku's are cool
Banana hammock

CC.SD
03-11-2009, 10:26 PM
We are such losers
draft is in 45 days
we make up haikus

Aye, it is my fault.
I wrote many yesterday:
rebooted the trend.

I apologize.
I never thought it would last.
Raptors WTF.

CJSchneider
03-11-2009, 10:29 PM
It's OK - SD
after all, I do teach English
it was good practice

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-11-2009, 10:29 PM
The raptor would lose
I would call the messiah
Who's that? Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow is a ***
Really, what a flipping douche
I hate his damn guts.

Matthew Jones
03-11-2009, 10:30 PM
Oh, ****, a dino
Better get out of the way
Before I am hit

Beans
03-11-2009, 10:38 PM
if dino bumps me
i swear to maw-******* god
i'll sue his green ass

CC.SD
03-11-2009, 10:43 PM
Tim Tebow is a ***
Really, what a flipping douche
I hate his damn guts.





Why is Chris so mad?
Tim gave his mom a blessing;
but right in her mouth.

thule
03-11-2009, 10:56 PM
jbond must be g*y
for the haikus' are the way
for us all to play

shane take out the piece
from inside your insides
ur not the happy g*y

please dont take offense
i know what side of the fence
the you touch it to

you unzip ur pants
go to the "other" redtube
and then drop your goo

please don't infract me
it was just fun and games
e-friends for life

aNYtitan
03-11-2009, 11:00 PM
When i saw this thread
I thought what the hell is go-
ing on in T2's mind

FAIL

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 11:31 AM
Stapler catnip
big toad motorcycle lick
random words are fun

skarocksoi
03-12-2009, 12:04 PM
WTF?
OMG, LMAO
JK LOL

But seriously,
How can the raptor afford
insurance payments?

CJSchneider
03-12-2009, 12:49 PM
He's in with GEICO
Those reptiles stick together
He saves a fortune

IndyColtScout
03-12-2009, 01:29 PM
I step on the gas.
Chicken is the game we play.
Raptor for dinner.

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 01:52 PM
What is there to do
in such a predicament
I'd shoot the tires

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 01:54 PM
Its 2009
Championship for Philly
Phillies or Eagles

sbh15
03-12-2009, 03:04 PM
Raptor hit and run
Sue him back to the stone age
Says the coke zero guys

MetSox17
03-12-2009, 04:19 PM
Its 2009
Championship for Philly
Phillies or Eagles

eaglesalltheway
you fail at haiku because
2nd verse incomplete

sbh15
03-12-2009, 05:08 PM
eaglesalltheway
you fail at haiku because
2nd verse incomplete

No, sir. You have failed.
Cham-pi-on-ship for Phil-ly
That equals seven

OSUGiants17
03-12-2009, 05:17 PM
one, cut hole in box
two, stick your dick in that box
three, open the box

shotty to the face
learned that **** from GTA
now must kill hookers
LOL, I <3 you fenikz(no ****)

Here comes the raptor
I'm hidin in my closet
THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/115894418_8bfd5cfc0d.jpg

lol

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-12-2009, 05:47 PM
Why is Chris so mad?
Tim gave his mom a blessing;
but right in her mouth.

Phillip Rivers is:
A big fat ******* douchebag
Jay Cutler's better.

:D

MetSox17
03-12-2009, 05:52 PM
No, sir. You have failed.
Cham-pi-on-ship for Phil-ly
That equals seven

Okay, i'm killing the haiku this one post, but seriously, who the hell uses four syllables in the word "championship"? Cham-pion-ship. Three.

bored of education
03-12-2009, 05:54 PM
i dont know haikus
how do i make them onlines?
please, someone help me

The Unseen
03-12-2009, 05:57 PM
Okay, i'm killing the haiku this one post, but seriously, who the hell uses four syllables in the word "championship"? Cham-pion-ship. Three.

I do. cham-pi-on-ship

sbh15
03-12-2009, 05:59 PM
Okay, i'm killing the haiku this one post, but seriously, who the hell uses four syllables in the word "championship"? Cham-pion-ship. Three.

i will also kill it for one post...

that would make it pronounced cham-PEEON-ship

The Unseen
03-12-2009, 05:59 PM
i dont know haikus
how do i make them onlines?
please, someone help me

yes you do boezo
you just did it with that one
germasian humper

CC.SD
03-12-2009, 05:59 PM
Phillip Rivers is:
A big fat ******* douchebag
Jay Cutler's better.

:D

Cutler: 1 and 5
Rivers gave him that one win
to punk him later.

:)

Raptor in trouble
Needed to slam on the brakes
Cut through transmission.

Thumper
03-12-2009, 06:00 PM
There is no raptor
they have been extinct
Problem solved, end.

If it were fo realz
I'd hit the gas with fevor
Run from that raptor.

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 06:22 PM
I do. cham-pi-on-ship

This is the right way
not the way metsox has said
silly cowboy fan

MetSox17
03-12-2009, 06:26 PM
I do. cham-pi-on-ship

I'm calling a grammar judge on this one. Where's CJ?

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 06:26 PM
cactus wafflepants
appricot calamity
action-packed chipmunk

Shane P. Hallam
03-12-2009, 06:28 PM
i will also kill it for one post...

that would make it pronounced cham-PEEON-ship

Championship officially has four syllables, as the English Gods say.

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 06:28 PM
I'm calling a grammar judge on this one. Where's CJ?

CJ will agree
with me, eaglesalltheway
you're crazy metsox

Jakey
03-12-2009, 08:22 PM
Raptor has a fast car
but i have a faster car.
win by default.

Sportsfan486
03-12-2009, 08:40 PM
A rocket launcher
It rests upon my shoulder
Extinct once again

CJSchneider
03-12-2009, 08:49 PM
Um, Cham - pi - on - ship
Sorry Metsox, you lose this one
Maybe next time bro

Jakey
03-12-2009, 08:58 PM
I would have thought...champ-i-on-ship.

But meh, what would i know, im English.

I'll trust CJ with this one :p

Paul
03-12-2009, 09:01 PM
Rid of the gator
Farrari interior
Velociraptor

CJSchneider
03-12-2009, 09:03 PM
it's complicated
i-o creates a "dipthong"
gotta split before

bored of education
03-12-2009, 09:11 PM
your mom wears dipthongs
i remove them with claws and teeth
whos your daddy now

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 09:16 PM
your mom wears dipthongs
i remove them with claws and teeth
whos your daddy now

apparently, you
things for me could be much worse
can't think of nothin'

TimD
03-12-2009, 09:19 PM
Happen to notice,
That TitleTown088,
May have retired.

Wow, that departure,
Went completely unnoticed,
I wish him the best.

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 09:21 PM
who cares about it
im impervious to pain
thus, i don't give a ****

Edit:

that entry up there
was about the mean raptor
TT's beloved

kind of crappy, oh well

TimD
03-12-2009, 09:23 PM
EaglesAllTheWay,
Is truly a big bad ass,
I wish I was him.

Instead I will run,
If a 'raptor comes near me,
Because it scares me.

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 09:25 PM
I hate this damn thread
I now think in haiku form
What should I do now

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 09:28 PM
EaglesAllTheWay,
Is truly a big bad ass,
I wish I was him.

Instead I will run,
If a 'raptor comes near me,
Because it scares me.

Tim Dris, you're the ****
you wouldn't want to be me
its just a big ass

nothing more, just big
and very unattractive
I still get girls though

nevermind how good
just a little sexy time
makes my day so bright

sbh15
03-12-2009, 09:32 PM
Why am I chased?
Instead I use a decoy
My choice? Dan Werner

Dan Werner sucks balls
He's shot seven times so far
Why doesn't he die?

eaglesalltheway
03-12-2009, 09:39 PM
Why am I chased?
Instead I use a decoy
My choice? Dan Werner

Dan Werner sucks balls
He's shot seven times so far
Why doesn't he die?

who is Dan Werner
I must be educated
never heard his name

sbh15
03-12-2009, 09:42 PM
who is Dan Werner
I must be educated
never heard his name

You, sir, are lucky
Dan Werner is a disgrace
To all basketball

He plays for UF
He takes way too many threes
He makes too few threes

TimD
03-12-2009, 09:42 PM
Tim Dris, you're the ****
you wouldn't want to be me
its just a big ass

nothing more, just big
and very unattractive
I still get girls though

nevermind how good
just a little sexy time
makes my day so bright

A good sexy time
Will make me forget about
Velociraptors

bored of education
03-12-2009, 09:44 PM
i screwed up :(

CJSchneider
03-12-2009, 09:46 PM
A good sexy time
Will make me forget about
Velociraptors


huff puff huff puff huff
wait, what? velociraptors!
skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

bored of education
03-12-2009, 09:47 PM
i **** up every other one
lets see how this one works
tah dah?

TimD
03-12-2009, 09:49 PM
I have got it now!
With the Silver Skeeter's help,
I will not ever lose!

The Unseen
03-13-2009, 07:13 AM
it's complicated
i-o creates a "dipthong"
gotta split before

That is incorrect.
i-o is not a dipthong
because they are in

Different syllables.
I had to create a new
haiku to explain.

CJSchneider
03-13-2009, 08:13 AM
Um, cham-pi-on-ship
Ah, **** "The Unseen" is right
Here, take my red pen.

JJJ888
03-13-2009, 12:35 PM
This thread is f*ing
sweet. Probably the best thing
since HChu's mother.

Addict
03-13-2009, 01:36 PM
This thread is f*ing
sweet. Probably the best thing
since HChu's mother.

absolutely, yes
we do need more threads like this
in the off-topic area

Job
03-13-2009, 01:48 PM
Not only more threads,
As we also need much more
Of HChu's mother.

eaglesalltheway
03-13-2009, 02:05 PM
Different interpretation of thread title...

Velociraptor!
Wait, I'm in a Ferrari
I'll just speed away

CJSchneider
03-13-2009, 08:32 PM
This car sure is fast,
and raptor has bad timed speed
mid-rounder at best

skarocksoi
03-13-2009, 08:42 PM
This car sure is fast,
and raptor has bad timed speed
mid-rounder at best

He tripped at the start
He has much faster game speed
and intangibles

The Unseen
03-13-2009, 08:45 PM
Never thought I'd be
on a boat. It's a big blue
watery road. Pos

Eidon. Look at me!
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat com

Ing my way. Believe
Me when I say, I ****** a
mermaid. feat. T-Pain

CJSchneider
03-13-2009, 08:58 PM
He tripped at the start
He has much faster game speed
and intangibles

he lacks fluid hips
plus, has character issues
and struggles in space

CJSchneider
03-13-2009, 09:00 PM
speaking of draft picks
T-rex is a late rounder
he has poor arm strength

Sportsfan486
03-13-2009, 09:51 PM
he lacks fluid hips
plus, has character issues
and struggles in space

Do not want to draft
Raptor sure to be charged
With grand theft auto

Beans
03-13-2009, 09:54 PM
dunno about you
but i feel brontosaurus
will be a huge bust

Sportsfan486
03-13-2009, 09:57 PM
dunno about you
but i feel brontosaurus
will be a huge bust

Struggle at tackle
Should transition to a guard
Mid-round steal for sure

Job
03-13-2009, 11:37 PM
Pterodactylus
Always coming out flying
He's a first round lock.

While in open space
He's a true innovator
No one can catch him.

fenikz
03-13-2009, 11:40 PM
NT Mastodon
Redefine the position
Try running on that

CJSchneider
03-14-2009, 08:29 AM
The Triceratops
A 1st round pick at center
tough and durable

Todd Bertuzzi
03-14-2009, 01:05 PM
micropachyceph-
alosaurus deep threat but
has off field issues.

questions of charac-
ter and of whether name will
fit on his jersey.

CJSchneider
03-14-2009, 03:13 PM
micropachyceph-
alosaurus deep threat but
has off field issues.

questions of charac-
ter and of whether name will
fit on his jersey.

He'll have to change it
- new name is - "dino cinco"
pro-bowler for sure

CC.SD
03-14-2009, 03:36 PM
Velociraptor:
Much better choice for Sobe.
Thriller dance raptor!

Staubach12
03-14-2009, 05:00 PM
I'm done for, over
might as well lay down die
tell my mom I-- VROOM!!!!

sbh15
03-14-2009, 05:04 PM
Al Davis reaches
for Ornithomimosaur
In first - too much speed

CJSchneider
03-14-2009, 07:19 PM
The Suchomimus
would make a great pass rush DE
has a great up-side

sbh15
03-14-2009, 07:22 PM
The Suchomimus
would make a great pass rush DE
has a great up-side

Disappears at times
Game film is not impressive
Second round at best

CJSchneider
03-14-2009, 08:25 PM
The Allosaurus
He's a workout warrior
3-4 OLB

sbh15
03-14-2009, 08:28 PM
The Allosaurus
He's a workout warrior
3-4 OLB

Top fullback prospect
Pachycephalosaurus
Has vicious trucking

CJSchneider
03-14-2009, 08:32 PM
The Ammosaurus
Has great arm strength and quick feet
can throw on the run

sbh15
03-14-2009, 08:36 PM
Anklylosaurus
Has rock solid protection
First round guard prospect

CJSchneider
03-14-2009, 08:41 PM
Giganotosaurus
A big physical wide-out
real quick off the line

CJSchneider
03-14-2009, 08:42 PM
me and sbh
we have hijacked this thread
it's ours baby - YEAH

sbh15
03-14-2009, 08:44 PM
Free safety prospect
Dromaeosaur overhyped
Marginal ball skills