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Brent
03-18-2009, 08:58 AM
Well, as I said earlier in the week, today is the day that I attempt to drink 30 beers one one day. I'll be using Keystone Light for this because it was cheap ($18 for the 30) and any one who has had it before can tell you it's very easy to consume. I have been thinking about how to go about this, as I tend to take a scientific approach to most things. So, I figured the best thing to do would be to eat an early lunch just before starting to give my stomach a nice sponge at first. Then I'll eat dinner later with the same intent.

Foods with little to no sodium and complex carbohydrates seem to be the best idea for food, so I went and bought sodium-free, whole wheat pasta and "no salt added"/low sodium tomato sauce. I think that should make for good meals. Also, I want to try and drink at least one glass of water every hour.

Originally I was going to start at noon but I am up early so I am thinking that 10:30am will be my start time, which makes for one beer every 27 minutes. That doesnít seem fast but I am sure it will go faster than I expect. The optimal result would be that I am able to keep a nice buzz going for this long period of time but obviously that is not a guarantee. Also, as a precaution, if I feel sick or something isnít right, I'm stopping as I donít feel like throwing up all over or something equally as unfortunate.

Oh, and of course, as there seems to be a decent amount of interest in all this (still not sure why that is), I'll stick to using the IRC and forum (I am also un-bookmarking and logging out of Facebook, so I donít do any thing stupid on there).

I think a good way to make sure I metabolize the alcohol at a good rate is to do stuff around the house, so I'll probably attempt to do things while this is all going on. Example: taking my dog out to the open field behind this house and walking around, or doing some cleaning around the house. In my experience, if you're sedentary while drinking, you become drunk at a faster rate. I want to avoid that as much as possible.

I'll start in about an 90 minutes so I need get showered and start making food. I thought I should start the thread now, for time management's sake.

Jughead10
03-18-2009, 09:11 AM
Good luck. Are you doing this by yourself or do you have someone else with another 30 trying this as well?

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:13 AM
Good luck. Are you doing this by yourself or do you have someone else with another 30 trying this as well?
One of my roommates was going to do this, too, but backed out. I guess it's good that there is at least a person here that will be sober.

Whistler6
03-18-2009, 09:13 AM
If you haven't seen the Kenny vs. Spenny case race you need to watch that. Some great tips in that episode, haha. Good luck though, and yes keeeep mooooving

A Perfect Score
03-18-2009, 09:16 AM
It doesnt count if its light beer...man up

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:23 AM
It doesnt count if its light beer...man up
Well, from what I saw online the "traditional" way is a 24 pack of normal beer, so I figured 30 of a light beer was comparable.

CJSchneider
03-18-2009, 09:37 AM
Good Luck, I'll be checking in all day to see how you are holding up. Foods high in protein help metabolize / break down the alcohol so keep that in mind.

May the Force be with you!

CashmoneyDrew
03-18-2009, 10:36 AM
It's game time son.

Brent
03-18-2009, 10:38 AM
I forgot how bad keystone tastes when you first start.

YAYareaRB
03-18-2009, 10:46 AM
Your local Longs Drugs should have Budweiser 30 packs for $17.

CJSchneider
03-18-2009, 10:48 AM
In a few hours, you won't be able to tell the difference between them and a bowl full of rotten butt-holes. Now drink!

Brent
03-18-2009, 10:51 AM
Your local Longs Drugs should have Budweiser 30 packs for $17.
Longs! Oh man, I havent been to one of those since I lived in CA. Conjures up memories of Raley's.

Brent
03-18-2009, 10:52 AM
I also wrote out a schedule for my intervals, so I dont get ahead of myself.

bsaza2358
03-18-2009, 11:02 AM
How are we doing, champ?

dabears10
03-18-2009, 11:04 AM
You are doing this really measured. I would probably take an opposite tact that you have decided and started with an early 10 o'clock power hour. This would allow me to take one hour off and then proceed with nice drinking pace from there on.

But sir godspeed!

Brent
03-18-2009, 11:11 AM
How are we doing, champ?
I'm fine. What I did decide on is if I get to like the last 6-7 and feel okay, I am going to just start shotgunning beers.

Brodeur
03-18-2009, 11:44 AM
I hope you get some sort of alcohol poisoning.

Too mean?

Brent
03-18-2009, 11:46 AM
I hope you get some sort of alcohol poisoning.

Too mean?
Nah, sounds about right from you. I plan to pass some time watching all of 30 Rock.

dabears10
03-18-2009, 11:49 AM
Nah, sounds about right from you. I plan to pass some time watching all of 30 Rock.

Should watch NPH in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

CJSchneider
03-18-2009, 11:49 AM
I would probably take an opposite tact that you have decided and started with an early 10 o'clock power hour.

I'm fine. What I did decide on is if I get to like the last 6-7 and feel okay, I am going to just start shotgunning beers.

Now we're talkin'!

Brent
03-18-2009, 01:09 PM
It's 1pm and my stomach already hates me. I've been on that border between sober and buzzed for a bit and it's awful haha.

TimD
03-18-2009, 01:10 PM
How many have you downed?

Brent
03-18-2009, 01:10 PM
How many have you downed?
seven, thus far

thule
03-18-2009, 01:34 PM
Broken the seal yet...I think that'll be key.

Brent
03-18-2009, 01:35 PM
Broken the seal yet...I think that'll be key.
What are you talking about?

thule
03-18-2009, 01:36 PM
Bathroom....

Brent
03-18-2009, 01:38 PM
Bathroom....
Haha, I've pissed like 10 times in the past 3 hours. I'm trying to down a glass of water between each one.

critesy
03-18-2009, 01:39 PM
What are you talking about?


gone piss yet ?

thule
03-18-2009, 01:41 PM
drinking water to stay hydrated?

Jughead10
03-18-2009, 01:45 PM
Haha, I've pissed like 10 times in the past 3 hours. I'm trying to down a glass of water between each one.

That might be too much. Do it every 2 beers.

Brent
03-18-2009, 01:46 PM
drinking water to stay hydrated?
Oh so much. Like I said before, like a glass between each beer. What I think that is doing though, is letting me know who my body really feels when I drink, as if it's preventing the alcohol from blocking my brain functions.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 01:48 PM
how many beers left and pics or GTFO!

Borat
03-18-2009, 01:59 PM
This. Is. Awesome.

I hope you survive. Or else this thread will end up on some Oprah show about binge drinking.

Brent
03-18-2009, 01:59 PM
how many beers left and pics or GTFO!
i'll get on it when I finish this pb&j

Brodeur
03-18-2009, 02:02 PM
I keep imagining you as the Ron character in Undeclared when they're trying to down an entire keg before it goes flat.

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/IMG_0900.jpg

BOE, that is what is left.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 02:03 PM
Seriously how many deep are you? ITake a nap and long shower after 20 then finish the last 10 in like 3 hours. you will be fine! also drink while in the shower!

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:04 PM
Seriously how many deep are you? ITake a nap and long shower after 20 then finish the last 10 in like 3 hours. you will be fine! also drink while in the shower!
about to start #10

thule
03-18-2009, 02:04 PM
sleeping is a disqualification imo

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:05 PM
sleeping is a disqualification imo
Seriously. Also, if I shower that will make matters worse.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 02:05 PM
sleeping is a disqualification imo

ok


then get some cocaine

you will be fine!

thule
03-18-2009, 02:07 PM
I can't wait till the end of this post when teh typing is something like....aj;slehoi

bored of education
03-18-2009, 02:08 PM
I want an update every hour brent or a running beer count. I am at work and I need some entertainment.

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:08 PM
I can't wait till the end of this post when teh typing is something like....aj;slehoi
That probably wont happen. From what I have seen in my most hammered black outs on Facebook. While I dont know why I say what I do, the typing is still perfect.

Hollywood
03-18-2009, 02:09 PM
ok


then get some cocaine

you will be fine!

bahahahah. Nothing can quite sober a man up from a long day/night of drinking like a little cocaine.

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:09 PM
I want an update every hour brent or a running beer count. I am at work and I need some entertainment.
That's kind of why I chose today; I figured Wednesdays suck for most people and a drunken near-23 year old would provide entertainment.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 02:10 PM
thank you sir! you are a great man. I want a bed of empties with you laying on all 30 cans when complete. thanks!

Hollywood
03-18-2009, 02:10 PM
BTW: I think if he does finish the task at hand everyone should + rep him, but failure = everyone neg repping his light beer in a chardonnay glass, pinky in the air, weak drinking self.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 02:11 PM
I hope he pisses himself while posting

ATLDirtyBirds
03-18-2009, 02:11 PM
That probably wont happen. From what I have seen in my most hammered black outs on Facebook. While I dont know why I say what I do, the typing is still perfect.


Same with me. If I even make a couple of mistakes I'll just scroll back and fix them. Good luck, btw.

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:12 PM
everyone neg repping his light beer in a chardonnay glass, pinky in the air, weak drinking self.
If I had done this with what I wanted (Lone Star 24 pack) I'd probably not be good enough as 24 isnt a high enough count for some people. Also, when my roommate is the one who bought me the 30 pack, how am I to complain?

bored of education
03-18-2009, 02:13 PM
30 of stones light for free ftw

Borat
03-18-2009, 02:17 PM
Shaun Hill could drink 40 in a day because he's ZOMGZZZZZ greatest QB everzzzzz

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:17 PM
30 of stones light for free ftw
I thought it would be easier to down but I guess when you are drunk it's easier. Right now I am just slightly buzzed and this is awful haha.

Hollywood
03-18-2009, 02:21 PM
I thought it would be easier to down but I guess when you are drunk it's easier. Right now I am just slightly buzzed and this is awful haha.

Shotgun the next two...

bored of education
03-18-2009, 02:21 PM
what have you eaten today? what are you doing right now? what are you wearing? come on updates lets go brent!

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:23 PM
what have you eaten today? what are you doing right now? what are you wearing? come on updates lets go brent!
I ate some sodium free pasta for breakfast, a pb&j as a snack and the whole time I have been sitting here or taking my dog on a walk.

As far as my pace goes, I have to open #11 at 3pm.

ATLDirtyBirds
03-18-2009, 02:25 PM
Take a shot or 2.

Giantsfan1080
03-18-2009, 02:30 PM
I unfortunately have to go to work now and cannot follow this anymore until I get home at 10. Hopefully I'll find you have completed your mission at that point and this will go down as one of the better SWDC achievements.

PACKmanN
03-18-2009, 02:33 PM
we need a live camera in your room for piczzz!!!

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:41 PM
we need a live camera in your room for piczzz!!!
Dont have a webcam. Also, if I am to make a booty call later in the process (which I want to) I dont want that on camera.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 02:45 PM
Your bf might not be happy if that was to happen Brent :D

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:46 PM
Your bf might not be happy if that was to happen Brent :D
oh youre so funny

bored of education
03-18-2009, 02:47 PM
im bored :( sorry i had to

djp
03-18-2009, 02:47 PM
I've done this before with a keg with my 5 other roommates plus a chick (so that counts as 6.5 people)

It went alright, I didn't puke or anything, but it wasn't as fun as I expected and was more of a hassle by the time I was finished.

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:49 PM
I've done this before with a keg with my 5 other roommates plus a chick (so that counts as 6.5 people)

It went alright, I didn't puke or anything, but it wasn't as fun as I expected and was more of a hassle by the time I was finished.
It feels like a hassle at this point. Also a keg is 124 beers, that isnt so bad.

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:56 PM
about to crack open #12

El Peefs?????
03-18-2009, 02:57 PM
Why don't you just up your pace. Having a bit of a buzz all day seems like a pain in the ass. Might as well get nice and drunk.

Brent
03-18-2009, 02:58 PM
Why don't you just up your pace. Having a bit of a buzz all day seems like a pain in the ass. Might as well get nice and drunk.
Because I know that if I do that, I'll be like, "oh I got this" and then start downing beers non-stop and pass out before I hit the 20 mark.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 03:01 PM
It feels like a hassle at this point. Also a keg is 124 beers, that isnt so bad.

i was told by this guy that owns a bar near me that if anyone says they finished a keg in under 24 minutes they are lying. he said he has tried it numerous times with taps at work, cold plate taps, etc.

El Peefs?????
03-18-2009, 03:01 PM
Because I know that if I do that, I'll be like, "oh I got this" and then start downing beers non-stop and pass out before I hit the 20 mark.

Nahhh, just drink 4-5 in 30 minutes then take 45-60 minutes off. At least you will have a worthwhile buzz. This challenge seems like a pain in the ass how you're doing it.

djp
03-18-2009, 03:02 PM
It feels like a hassle at this point. Also a keg is 124 beers, that isnt so bad.

We did the math, it was 19 beers per person, but two people didn't crack 15 and in addition another guy left at 18 beers.

I had 23 over a 12 hour span

thule
03-18-2009, 03:03 PM
I agreed brent....stay to guide.

Webcam would be awesome right now....

Brent
03-18-2009, 03:07 PM
Webcam would be awesome right now....
It'd be me looking like **** the whole time

El Peefs?????
03-18-2009, 03:08 PM
I agreed brent....stay to guide.

Webcam would be awesome right now....

The guide just doesnt seem very enjoyable. Whats the point of the challenge if its more of an annoyance than a good time. Im sure you already knew you could drink 2 beers an hour over a day.

thule
03-18-2009, 03:08 PM
But He Might Die From Alcohol Poisoning!!!11!

Borat
03-18-2009, 03:09 PM
i was told by this guy that owns a bar near me that if anyone says they finished a keg in under 24 minutes they are lying. he said he has tried it numerous times with taps at work, cold plate taps, etc.

I'd go out on a limb and say that if someone told me they finished a keg in under 24 minutes, they're lying. Fo sho. :)

Brent
03-18-2009, 03:10 PM
I'd go out on a limb and say that if someone told me they finished a keg in under 24 minutes, they're lying. Fo sho. :)
We threw a party once and floated a keg in about an hour and a half but there was like 50 people there.

CJSchneider
03-18-2009, 03:11 PM
This thread is so full of WIN.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 03:13 PM
This thread is so full of WIN.

so leave. :D

dabears10
03-18-2009, 03:13 PM
The guide just doesnt seem very enjoyable. Whats the point of the challenge if its more of an annoyance than a good time. Im sure you already knew you could drink 2 beers an hour over a day.

agreed time for drinkin games

Brent
03-18-2009, 03:16 PM
agreed time for drinkin games
There isnt anyone here to drink with, it's all me. Though I am considering Peefs' idea of drinking a few and then taking a break to sober up a bit and continuing. I have decided that it's no long about pace but if I can finish this whole thing without falling asleep. If I keep pace I get sick, if I drink a bunch but do enough to stay awake, I still go this.

thule
03-18-2009, 03:18 PM
you will fail if you change your strategy now...i can't believe your doing this by yourself...what a loser :P

Brent
03-18-2009, 03:20 PM
you will fail if you change your strategy now...i can't believe your doing this by yourself...what a loser :P
I am not by myself, my roommate is here but not participating. Probably a good idea as it's nice to have a sober person here. Actually, at the rate I am drinking, I'll probably stay on pace I just have to remember to drink water.

brat316
03-18-2009, 03:38 PM
Where you at now?

Brent
03-18-2009, 03:41 PM
#13, bhaarat... what the **** is with your username, by the way? I've always wondered.

skinzzfan25
03-18-2009, 03:42 PM
When you get down to like 4-5 just shotgun em. Cross the finishline like a true winner :D

Brent
03-18-2009, 03:43 PM
When you get down to like 4-5 just shotgun em. Cross the finishline like a true winner :D
That's actually the plan. I want to get to the finish drunk and then pass out a winner while totally wasted.

Brent
03-18-2009, 03:48 PM
drunk hunger is creeping in... what to eat haha

cdub11
03-18-2009, 03:49 PM
drunk hunger is creeping in... what to eat haha

chips and hot salsa

Brent
03-18-2009, 03:49 PM
chips and hot salsa
word; freebirds sounds great right now

thule
03-18-2009, 03:52 PM
like CJ said...protein is your friend here....eggs and hot sauce would be my choice.

brat316
03-18-2009, 03:52 PM
#13, bhaarat... what the **** is with your username, by the way? I've always wondered.

its my name....its mean India, well its the nickname for India, its really spelled Bharat. But when you name a person that it sounds different compared to when you are referring to the country. So my uncle was like add the extra A, so it sound like the country. I know its odd and complicated.



Keep on drinking...eat some pasta, don't eat chips and candy.

Brent
03-18-2009, 03:54 PM
I'm thinking I am going to down this next beer and then get Freebirds: http://www.freebirds.com/slow/locations.htm before I continue.

brat316
03-18-2009, 03:58 PM
I'm thinking I am going to down this next beer and then get Freebirds: http://www.freebirds.com/slow/locations.htm before I continue.

I think i heard of this place on food network

Brent
03-18-2009, 04:00 PM
I think i heard of this place on food network
It's ******* delicious.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 04:05 PM
Hi Brent I was kinda busy at work sorry I wasn't here for moral support. I am here for about another 2 hours then I have to drive home. If you need anything let me know!

slightlyaraiderfan
03-18-2009, 04:05 PM
It's ******* delicious.
**** yea it's delicious, the nearest location for me is Santa Barbara. sad face x 1000....

Brent
03-18-2009, 04:07 PM
**** yea it's delicious, the nearest location for me is Santa Barbara. sad face x 1000....
Haha, sucks for you there are like 4 here in town and I am within walking distance of one! Also, their site doesnt list a Santa Barbara location.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 04:15 PM
Brent ?? You Alive????

Brent
03-18-2009, 04:17 PM
Brent ?? You Alive????
Alive and well... and on #14.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 04:19 PM
Alive and well... and on #14.

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! 16 more to go sir!

Brent
03-18-2009, 04:20 PM
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! 16 more to go sir!
I feel awful. I think if I eat, it should be better.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 04:20 PM
I feel awful. I think if I eat, it should be better.

just drink drink til you puke blood, its what i do

Brent
03-18-2009, 04:21 PM
just drink drink til you puke blood, its what i do
I puke blood on a regular basis!

brat316
03-18-2009, 04:27 PM
I puke blood on a regular basis!

piss blood:confused:

thule
03-18-2009, 04:28 PM
I've puked blood once...but I'm also a member of the I drink myself till I puke group.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 04:34 PM
I've puked blood once...but I'm also a member of the I drink myself till I puke group.

thule be my bff :D

and im not being creepy

Brent
03-18-2009, 04:36 PM
I've puked blood once...but I'm also a member of the I drink myself till I puke group.
I often pass out before puking if I keep it only to beer. Throw in liquor, and odds are I'll throw up.

thule
03-18-2009, 04:36 PM
thule be my bff :D

and im not being creepy

I always thought of you as my NSA friend...

tjsunstein
03-18-2009, 04:37 PM
Is this happening right now? Brents a champ. Not for trying to drink the 30 but to drink it by himself.

tjsunstein
03-18-2009, 04:37 PM
I can down a bottle of Jaeger in a night...

Rob S
03-18-2009, 04:37 PM
nice work brent........oh btw.......a bit OT but I am going to see my friend who took pics of the white castle challenge so expect a revival of that thread sometime soon

thule
03-18-2009, 04:38 PM
I often pass out before puking if I keep it only to beer. Throw in liquor, and odds are I'll throw up.

I never used to pass out when I drank...all of a sudden I hit 21 years old...and if you get me anything softer than a diamond I'll be drooling all over myself in lala land.

thule
03-18-2009, 04:39 PM
I can down a bottle of Jaeger in a night...

but when you wake up you realize your in a car...which happens to be the same model and color but actually isn't your car and your parked infront of an industrial building wonder wtf happened last night...all you can say is jager :P

El Peefs?????
03-18-2009, 04:40 PM
I'm thinking I am going to down this next beer and then get Freebirds: http://www.freebirds.com/slow/locations.htm before I continue.

Even the mexican places deliver!? Geez, we need more delivered food.

Get some chicken nachos w/ extra guac !

bored of education
03-18-2009, 04:58 PM
you on 18 yet??

brat316
03-18-2009, 04:59 PM
you only have 4 hrs left start chugging them

tjsunstein
03-18-2009, 05:01 PM
but when you wake up you realize your in a car...which happens to be the same model and color but actually isn't your car and your parked infront of an industrial building wonder wtf happened last night...all you can say is jager :P

Haha, I've never had that weird of a night. I have played pound with Jaeger before and that didnt turn out well. I threw up out of my nose onto the kitchen table of some girls house. Ultra embarrassing.

Pound is a game sort of like Kings. You guess the card color before you flip it and if you guess wrong, you drink for that amount of seconds. You draw a king when you guess the wrong color, you chug the beer in the middle. You draw a card and you guessed right, you can assign those seconds of drinking to someone else that is playing.

thule
03-18-2009, 05:02 PM
I played connections with Karkov once...needless to say I puked in my bed.

Brent
03-18-2009, 05:03 PM
I open #16 shortly, BOE.

I havent posted in a couple minutes because I went and got Freebird's. 3 Taco Meal ftw!

bored of education
03-18-2009, 05:04 PM
I played connections with Karkov once...needless to say I puked in my bed.

you ever puke while a lady friend was in bed with you? I HAVE!

HURRY UP BRENT!

thule
03-18-2009, 05:04 PM
I don't think your going to make it.

thule
03-18-2009, 05:05 PM
you ever puke while a lady friend was in bed with you? I HAVE!

HURRY UP BRENT!

HAHA funny story was the was the only time I ever puked in my bed with a chick....and get this...she cleaned it while I was sleeping....thats like a 2 for 1

Brent
03-18-2009, 05:06 PM
I don't think your going to make it.
I'm going till midnight. I got this, if I keep to pace.

thule
03-18-2009, 05:07 PM
I'm thinking that passing out will occur if your by yourself....even 5 mins of sleep is fail...

Brent
03-18-2009, 05:08 PM
I'm thinking that passing out will occur if your by yourself....even 5 mins of sleep is fail...
Again, I said my roommate is here and keeping tally/pace for me.

brat316
03-18-2009, 05:11 PM
I'm going till midnight. I got this, if I keep to pace.

I thought you started at 10:30...in taht cases you now have 6 hrs.

Brent
03-18-2009, 05:11 PM
I thought you started at 10:30...in taht cases you now have 6 hrs.
Eh, at the latest, I am shooting for a pre-2am finish.

Brodeur
03-18-2009, 05:12 PM
If you die in this process can I have your stuff?

Brent
03-18-2009, 05:14 PM
If you die in this process can I have your stuff?
Screw that, I can't die. Now go watch your crappy Devils. Yeah... I said it. Stars > Devils.

Brodeur
03-18-2009, 05:15 PM
Screw that, I can't die. Now go watch your crappy Devils. Yeah... I said it. Stars > Devils.

I'm a Red Wings fan and a Marty Brodeur fan, get it right you drunk.

El Peefs?????
03-18-2009, 05:17 PM
I'm a Red Wings fan and a Marty Brodeur fan, get it right you drunk.

Bandwagon!

tjsunstein
03-18-2009, 05:18 PM
I will on the other hand defend the Devils. They aren't crappy!

Brent
03-18-2009, 05:18 PM
I'm a Red Wings fan and a Marty Brodeur fan, get it right you drunk.
Well, I stand by what I say, Stars > Wings.

brat316
03-18-2009, 05:19 PM
drink till your liver gives out

Brodeur
03-18-2009, 05:20 PM
Bandwagon!

Hey I've been a Brodeur fan since I was 5 years old so I have a defense for that. And Brent sucks.

brat316
03-18-2009, 05:21 PM
Edit: nothing to see here keep moving

Beans
03-18-2009, 05:21 PM
brent i made this for you because bhaarat told me to

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/beansdooma/brent.gif

in celebration

EDIT: bhaarat >:I

brat316
03-18-2009, 05:22 PM
its alright i'll edit it so it never looks like i was here

Brent
03-18-2009, 05:23 PM
I repped you in the other thread.

tjsunstein
03-18-2009, 05:28 PM
I hear you can eat a spoon of cinnamon when you've had at least 15. Do it.

Brent
03-18-2009, 05:30 PM
I hear you can eat a spoon of cinnamon when you've had at least 15. Do it.
Hahahahaha, spoon of cinnamon is the dumbest idea ever. Is a guy going to throw eggs at me after?

brat316
03-18-2009, 05:31 PM
Hahahahaha, spoon of cinnamon is the dumbest idea ever. Is a guy going to throw eggs at me after?

smoke some nutmeg and let us know how it feels

El Peefs?????
03-18-2009, 05:48 PM
Hahahahaha, spoon of cinnamon is the dumbest idea ever. Is a guy going to throw eggs at me after?

Im always open for volunteering to pelt someone with eggs. Its a hobby of mine.

Hollywood
03-18-2009, 06:07 PM
HAHA funny story was the was the only time I ever puked in my bed with a chick....and get this...she cleaned it while I was sleeping....thats like a 2 for 1

I hope you married her...

brat316
03-18-2009, 06:22 PM
Beer count?

Brent
03-18-2009, 06:25 PM
I'm almost to 20!

Brent
03-18-2009, 06:31 PM
smoke some nutmeg
what? is that possible?

Borat
03-18-2009, 06:33 PM
Brent, I just talked with coach Singletary. He said you're a ***** if you pass out.

Brent
03-18-2009, 06:34 PM
8 hours of drinking is too much. How do people do this regularly?

brat316
03-18-2009, 06:35 PM
what? is that possible?

yes it was on Manswers it is the legal way to get high

Dr. Gonzo
03-18-2009, 06:39 PM
yes it was on Manswers it is the legal way to get high

As I told Bhaarat in my rep comment, it does not work. Smoking it will not work and eating a shaker full of it won't either. To get it to work you actually have to buy a nutmeg and eat a lot and even then the effects are not good as getting high on nutmeg really just means having flu like symptoms which sucks.

Brent
03-18-2009, 06:40 PM
yes it was on Manswers it is the legal way to get high
Salvia works better and is also legal/

Dr. Gonzo
03-18-2009, 06:43 PM
Salvia works better and is also legal/

You speak the truth. It did make me feel like a crack addict though when I had to found an alley downtown and smoke it with a pipe. It can be so ******* expensive though since it lasts for only ten minutes although the ten minutes are pretty awesome.

Brent
03-18-2009, 06:47 PM
You speak the truth. It did make me feel like a crack addict though when I had to found an alley downtown and smoke it with a pipe. It can be so ******* expensive though since it lasts for only ten minutes although the ten minutes are pretty awesome.
There was a asmoke smoke shop in dallas that sold it because its legal here, so I bought some. We bought as much as we could and basically it just made us laugh hysterically the whole time we used it.

Dr. Gonzo
03-18-2009, 06:48 PM
There was a asmoke smoke shop in dallas that sold it because its legal here, so I bought some. We bought as much as we could and basically it just made us laugh hysterically the whole time we used it.

I used to like walking around downtown and seeing all of the colors.

Hollywood
03-18-2009, 07:11 PM
8 hours of drinking is too much. How do people do this regularly?

Who is doing this regularly??

dabears10
03-18-2009, 07:18 PM
Who is doing this regularly??

I drink like that maybe once a week when it gets nice out. Start around 12-2 and drink til about 2am, BBQing, bags, music and women. It's a good time.

thule
03-18-2009, 07:19 PM
Brent...2 not 12 hours o.O

bored of education
03-18-2009, 07:59 PM
BRENT HOWS IT GOING! I am here! UPDATE!

thule
03-18-2009, 08:12 PM
passed out

619
03-18-2009, 08:16 PM
If he really is passed out, he's still a tank!

skinzzfan25
03-18-2009, 08:20 PM
It's coming up on about 2 hours since his last post. Maybe he did pass out haha.

Brodeur
03-18-2009, 08:20 PM
I have faith in you Brent to show that you have not passed out.

JF4
03-18-2009, 08:21 PM
I used to like walking around downtown and seeing all of the colors.

Do you rail lines in between salvia hits?

I usually do that before making Mock Drafts for extreme accuracy.

Malaka
03-18-2009, 08:22 PM
Haha, I think Brent definitely passed out, I wonder what his final count was.

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:23 PM
passed out

I stopped with the water, I am drukna s ****

#25 whooooooooooooooooooooooooo

bored of education
03-18-2009, 08:24 PM
show me your tits!

619
03-18-2009, 08:24 PM
I'm so proud of you dude. You're a ************* tank I tell ya! lol

Malaka
03-18-2009, 08:25 PM
I stopped with the water, I am drukna s ****

#25 whooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Omg, you're alive, Brent is a beast lmao, I'll do this someday hahaha...

Tampa 2 4 life
03-18-2009, 08:26 PM
Brent = God

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:26 PM
Omg, you're alive, Brent is a beast lmao, I'll do this someday hahaha...
I'm gonna have so much money, my kids are gonna play lacrosse.

dabears10
03-18-2009, 08:26 PM
Beast Mode! Brent Mode!

Keystone Light always smooth even if you are not.

the decider13
03-18-2009, 08:28 PM
I gotta say man...you make Frank the Tank look like a *****. No lie.

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:29 PM
I am thinking I should just shotgun the next rest./

Primetime21
03-18-2009, 08:30 PM
If you start shotgunning then bust out a video camera. Some projectile vomit would make this thread GOAT.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 08:30 PM
Shot Gun Allllllllll Them!!!!!!!!!

skinzzfan25
03-18-2009, 08:30 PM
Keystone Light always smooth even if you are not.

Haha, nice.

Glad to see you back Brent. I'm sorry I doubted you.

Now finish it with a shotgun!

Malaka
03-18-2009, 08:31 PM
What kinda beer did you just drink again Brent?

Primetime21
03-18-2009, 08:32 PM
See if you can decipher APS quote in my sig. You have the power.

dabears10
03-18-2009, 08:34 PM
Shotgun one, Beer Bong the next, then bootchug the next 3.

Beans
03-18-2009, 08:36 PM
brents more like this now

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/beansdooma/brent2.gif

ATLDirtyBirds
03-18-2009, 08:37 PM
Keep it going bud.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 08:39 PM
Bogus = fake. WE GOT APS'ed

619
03-18-2009, 08:42 PM
brents more like this now

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/beansdooma/brent2.gif

I don't think you really need to be reminded, but your stuff is awesome.

Brent, I wanna see some more posts haha.

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:42 PM
Bogus = fake. WE GOT APS'ed
Waht?? cause I dont tyep like a ****** like APS it's fake? I saidbefore that I can type when drunk.

619
03-18-2009, 08:43 PM
Waht?? cause I dont tyep like a ****** like APS it's fake? I saidbefore that I can type when drunk.

Don't worry, you're doing perfectly fine so far.

Hawk
03-18-2009, 08:45 PM
Waht?? cause I dont tyep like a ****** like APS it's fake? I saidbefore that I can type when drunk.


This is funny because you made a few mistakes.

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:46 PM
This is funny because you made a few mistakes.

you made mistakes.

dabears10
03-18-2009, 08:47 PM
you made mistakes.

Are you done with the shotguns yet?

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:48 PM
Are you done with the shotguns yet?

Im bout to post a of one of them video, shut it.

619
03-18-2009, 08:48 PM
you made mistakes.

Are you an angry drunk? :)

slightlyaraiderfan
03-18-2009, 08:49 PM
See if you can decipher APS quote in my sig. You have the power.
He wasn't drunk, he was at his grandmas house drinking cherry coke all day.

Brodeur
03-18-2009, 08:49 PM
Are you an angry drunk? :)

Don't get lippy with Brent when he's motivated dammit.

Tampa 2 4 life
03-18-2009, 08:51 PM
Keep drinking until ypur liver dies.

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:52 PM
Are you an angry drunk? :)
Are you? I mean you like those thugs at USC even though Cal is so much better/

the decider13
03-18-2009, 08:52 PM
I'm gonna admit...I'm impressed with his drunk typing skills. I always have a hard time focusing. It seems like the keys are further apart than normal. And in different places.

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:53 PM
I'm gonna admit...I'm impressed with his drunk typing skills. I always have a hard time focusing. It seems like the keys are further apart than normal. And in different places.
Muscle menory. Also, on firefox they have a spell check thing.

steelersfan43
03-18-2009, 08:54 PM
USC sucks!!! They are thugs!!! cal is way better!!!!


Brent is the best!!!!

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:54 PM
why tahnk you

619
03-18-2009, 08:55 PM
Are you? I mean you like those thugs at USC even though Cal is so much better/

Haha, I love you. And yeah, I'm an angry drunk. Don't **** with me.

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:57 PM
haveyou been to Berkeley? the extra E's make it awesome.

slightlyaraiderfan
03-18-2009, 08:58 PM
haveyou been to Berkeley? the extra E's make it awesome.
i have, dreads and hemp clothing everywhere....hippie central.

Brent
03-18-2009, 08:59 PM
i have, dreads and hemp clothing everywhere....hippie central.
yeah, which makes it aweosme

thule
03-18-2009, 08:59 PM
USC sucks!!! They are thugs!!! cal is way better!!!!


Brent is the best!!!!

still waiting for pics of your sister that you owe me eggs.

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:00 PM
still waiting for pics of your sister that you owe me eggs.
hewont do that cause we'll probably save them all to the internet and he'l really regret it.

Beans
03-18-2009, 09:01 PM
i would totally save that to ALL the internet

brent is dead-on

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:01 PM
also Im trying to upload a video to photbucket but it seems that uncompresed video takes a while

dabears10
03-18-2009, 09:01 PM
Hjt0KJC1Cyc

Hey it's me Ras Trent.

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:02 PM
thats my least favorite song on the album

619
03-18-2009, 09:02 PM
hewont do that cause we'll probably save them all to the internet and he'l really regret it.

Yep. So what's this dude waiting for? Let's see 'em ..

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/th_MVI_0919.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/?action=view&current=MVI_0919.flv)

******* boe

steelersfan43
03-18-2009, 09:03 PM
still waiting for pics of your sister that you owe me eggs.
You said you would give me porn passwords so im still waiting for that....

And yes, I would regret it if they were saved to the internet.

thule
03-18-2009, 09:05 PM
I gave you like 10 of em

I'll send you the doc if you want...everyone in irc should remember i gave them too you also.

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:05 PM
You said you would give me porn passwords
considering theres like a dozen free sites you dont kneed passwords

thule
03-18-2009, 09:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/th_MVI_0919.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/?action=view&current=MVI_0919.flv)

******* boe

crush the can on your head!

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:06 PM
..everyone in irc should remember i gave them too you also.
**** is shehot?

bored of education
03-18-2009, 09:06 PM
Brent i love you!

619
03-18-2009, 09:06 PM
Brent, I wanted to see you shotgun that ****!!!

Beans
03-18-2009, 09:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/th_MVI_0919.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/?action=view&current=MVI_0919.flv)

******* boe

post of the year

thule
03-18-2009, 09:06 PM
considering theres like a dozen free sites you dont kneed passwords

this is like 2 years overdue

thule
03-18-2009, 09:07 PM
**** is shehot?

idk i think he showed commie and sarf or something once....maybe it was snuff it was a LONG time ago.

steelersfan43
03-18-2009, 09:07 PM
Ya I am a fan of you tube but instead of you it is red.


Brent I hope your liver is ok

the decider13
03-18-2009, 09:08 PM
hahaha...this is an awesome thread. I usually miss the awesome threads.

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:08 PM
Brent i love you!
glad you like how that named cause you bitched about it./

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:09 PM
Brent, I wanted to see you shotgun that ****!!!
well, I could drink it all without poking a hole liek that or I could poke a hole. I didnt see a neeed to poke a hole with my keys

bored of education
03-18-2009, 09:10 PM
i got under your skin and you came through

a+

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:12 PM
yeah well boe, its okay, I just feel bad that you like a team as awful as KC, I mean you guys lost to everyone bty the radiers after the bye.

bored of education
03-18-2009, 09:13 PM
:((((( the chiefs does sucks

CJSchneider
03-18-2009, 09:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/th_MVI_0919.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/?action=view&current=MVI_0919.flv)

******* boe

EPIC

You are the man Brent!

"Happy?"

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:15 PM
also for those of you wondersing where I was 4earlier, I was driniing but just not at teh copmptuer.

thule
03-18-2009, 09:21 PM
I remember when brent told me he wouldn't make typos in this thread lol

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:21 PM
I remember when brent told me he wouldn't make typos in this thread lol
ah **** off, I surprised I havent left the computer

thule
03-18-2009, 09:22 PM
I surprised you haven't either :P count? are you gonna make it by the 12th hour?

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:23 PM
Ima on the t25th

bored of education
03-18-2009, 09:23 PM
its been 12 hours?

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:25 PM
its been 12 hours?
nah I was going to 12 hours but I decided on jsut starting at 1030 my time and just trying to finish. If I made to to 12 houts that was gcool but i don thtink I ouwld

CJSchneider
03-18-2009, 09:27 PM
nah I was going to 12 hours but I decided on jsut starting at 1030 my time and just trying to finish. If I made to to 12 houts that was gcool but i don thtink I ouwld

Bang out those last 5 bro, the typing skills are starting to weaken. You can do this, stay focused.

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:30 PM
Bang out those last 5 bro, the typing skills are starting to weaken. You can do this, stay focused.
nah I got it wieht ht etypin skills but I think I just want to finish regardless of skills. also I just want to finish, I mean if I cant finish this i s a worlthelss venture

Tampa 2 4 life
03-18-2009, 09:30 PM
ah **** off, I surprised I havent left the computer

Youn should punch You rmonitor in disgust.

brat316
03-18-2009, 09:30 PM
You can DO IT

Tampa 2 4 life
03-18-2009, 09:31 PM
Brent looks like a short haired demetri martin with a smaller nose.

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:31 PM
Youn should punch You rmonitor in disgust.
you should talk about useless basebal l stats in disgust

Tampa 2 4 life
03-18-2009, 09:32 PM
you should talk about useless basebal l stats in disgust

Your WOBA is negative infinity.

Beans
03-18-2009, 09:32 PM
you should talk about useless basebal l stats in disgust

http://www.newporkcity.net/npcforum/images/smilies/owneddance.gif

LonghornsLegend
03-18-2009, 09:33 PM
Lol I usually hate when people make typos when their "drunk" because I always feel like their over-doing it but it's much needed in this scenario :D


You are a brave man, but the good thing about beer is you can wake up tomorrow and drink away, if this was some sort of shot contest you would be in a hospital tomorrow puking your guts out.

steelersfan43
03-18-2009, 09:35 PM
you should talk about useless basebal l stats in disgust
hahhaha

Brent is the best evar!!!

Brent
03-18-2009, 09:35 PM
Lol I usually hate when people make typos when their "drunk" because I always feel like their over-doing it but it's much needed in this scenario :D


You are a brave man, but the good thing about beer is you can wake up tomorrow and drink away, if this was some sort of shot contest you would be in a hospital tomorrow puking your guts out.
I hatye having typos so if I do, I am sorry but I dont think I have any. If i were in dallas, this would bne the point wherer I amkiecked out of the bars and or arrested hahad. luckily I am at home.

CJSchneider
03-18-2009, 09:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/th_MVI_0919.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/?action=view&current=MVI_0919.flv)

******* boe


I love the little wink at 14 seconds in.