Things that get your panties in a bunch

[Brent]

What i don't understand is; Why the hell do you have the phone number of some douchebag middle schooler in the first place?
because he's a pimp, he has contacts all ova!

[MetSox17]

because he's a pimp, he has contacts all ova!

Fo 'sho. Gotta keep that pimp hand strong, texting people he hates inviting them to parties, just to un-invite them later. Now THAT'S baller.

[the decider13]

Malaka, I like to think of you as someone those of us here can mold in to a productive member of society. With that said, you're a juvenile, which means no matter what you do, you can get away with it so long as you dont kill the guy. Get some fools to back you up and then find that guy and beat that **** out of him. Dont use weapons though, only fists.

Oddly enough, this happens a lot

[Brent]

Fo 'sho. Gotta keep that pimp hand strong, texting people he hates inviting them to parties, just to un-invite them later. Now THAT'S baller.
He only does it because all he does is the most ballin' **** EVAR!

[Mr. Hero]

Oddly enough, this happens a lot

As long as a large proportion of the kids still have their youthful offender status. Unfortunately I hang out with way to many people who had to use the theirs well before turning 17.

[Mr. Hero]

malaka what you need to fix your situation is
http://www.hotmedicalnews.com/images/bodybuilder_steroids_orig.jpg

Remember kids you're enver to young to get on the juice.

[Malaka]

He's not in middle school, he in Freshman, but hes acting like hes still in middle school. He's probably older than me.

I have a lot of random numbers I save when I promote, just to to well, promote, I don't care it's an all-ages club, meaning it sucks, meaning I'll show up take my money and leave, I'll sell tickets to 6th graders for all I care.

And Brent I can so do that, unfortunately this kid is seriously not worth my time I know who he is a short like 5'5 little colombian kid who tries to be ghetto he's just a rival promoter. I will be a functioning member of society my 3.7 GPA tells me that :D

[BuckNaked]

but in a good way, right? :D

what gets mine in a bunch?

Bucknaked showing up here only once every 23290329 days

teehee of course in a good way, but i'm here to discuss serious topics. like prostitutes with sexually transmitted diseases...i mean wtf, you take something so pure and wonderful and then taint it with unholiness and syphilis.

[Whistler6]

Anyone who has their last name pasted across their upper back / shoulders... I'm sorry but the "back tats" aren't as tough looking as you think.

I wrestled in high school and my first 2 years of college. They don't make you standout in a good way. Psst, we are secretly making fun of you.

Tattoos are great don't get me wrong. Just the LAST NAME in some magical old english letters are on the lame side.

[TACKLE]

Stepping on a piece of gum and not being able to get it all off.

[eaglesalltheway]

I've got calf muscles that would put Bob Kelso to shame.

I've been told I have thankles, thats how big my calves are...

[eaglesalltheway]

People who flat out lie all the time, when it isn't even necessay, that ticks me off. Eventually you just have enough and don't deal with them any more.

[CJSchneider]

Don't forget the "one-uppers". I can't stand those people. My neighbor is one. We no longer even speak to each other.

[eaglesalltheway]

Don't forget the "one-uppers". I can't stand those people. My neighbor is one. We no longer even speak to each other.

Oh yeah, well I know a "two upper", he really pisses me off. ;)

[BuddyCHRIST]

I tend to get really frustrated when I am trying to go somewhere and can't find something I need to leave. Like when I can't find my keys or wallet or something, drives me crazy.

[eaglesalltheway]

I tend to get really frustrated when I am trying to go somewhere and can't find something I need to leave. Like when I can't find my keys or wallet or something, drives me crazy.

This happens to me all the time, I'm looking for a tool at work, and its in my back pocket, or if its a pencil, on my ear, and in the WTF category, sometimes I look for things that are already in my hand. That when I feel worthless, lol.

[CJSchneider]

This happens to me all the time, I'm looking for a tool at work, and its in my back pocket, or if its a pencil, on my ear, and in the WTF category, sometimes I look for things that are already in my hand. That when I feel worthless, lol.

That why you American Football.

[BigDawg819]

Women who always want drama and to play games.

[bored of education]

Women who always want drama and to play games.

name a woman who doesn't want that besides hellen keller

[Brent]

name a woman who doesn't want that besides hellen keller
A corpse doesnt cause drama.

[The Unseen]

name a woman who doesn't want that besides hellen keller

Hellen Keller is drama. ***** hassa feel you up to communicate.

[bored of education]

Hellen Keller is drama. ***** hassa feel you up to communicate.

I am hoping the next stage of evolution is that woman lose their voice box

[The Unseen]

I am hoping the next stage of evolution is that woman lose their voice box

And her vagina

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Helen Keller is the perfect woman.

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[nrk]

This happens to me all the time, I'm looking for a tool at work, and its in my back pocket, or if its a pencil, on my ear, and in the WTF category, sometimes I look for things that are already in my hand. That when I feel worthless, lol.

I do that sometimes. It's always a lighter I'm looking for though.

[eaglesalltheway]

That why you American Football.

You have no idea how I American Football...

[eaglesalltheway]

I do that sometimes. It's always a lighter I'm looking for though.

At work, its either a pencil or my utility knife. I've seriously spent 2 or three minutes looking for something already in my hand. I'll even see it in my hand, but for some reason it doesn't register in my brain right away. I've been told people can literally see the light turning on in my head.

[Brent]

I am hoping the next stage of evolution is that woman lose their voice box
BOE, this is all you need to know about the future of female evolution, from one of my favorite movies:

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