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bored of education
03-31-2009, 08:47 PM
What things get your panties in a bunch?

tjsunstein
03-31-2009, 08:48 PM
Pet Peeves thread two?

bored of education
03-31-2009, 08:48 PM
Snitches get stitches!

JUICE da Block Captain
03-31-2009, 08:50 PM
Snitches get stitches!

The two most important lessons in life:

1. Always keep your mouth shut.
2. Never rat on your friends.

Malaka
03-31-2009, 08:52 PM
Alright Pet Peeves 2.0!

I hate people who don't listen to any advice you give them, no matter how right they are, they just remain hard headed.

Like at the gym my friend always does the same chest-press machine the entire time everyday at the gym, and he also runs, he does nothing else. I tell him doing the same thing over and over will not help your chest muscles grow you have to give them a rest and do other things, he says "Oh I feel it in my arms, besides my chest sucks I need to get it better," then he tells me to **** just because I am not a personal trainer, I am trying to help him but w/e I give up, just because I am not 6'2 250, but 6'2 160 I know nothing about weight lifting.

Thumper
03-31-2009, 08:52 PM
The two most important lessons in life:

1. Always keep your mouth shut.
2. Never rat on your friends.

My panties were just bunched :mad:

bored of education
03-31-2009, 08:52 PM
I hate people who don't clip their nails or bite their nails

******* gross

Thumper
03-31-2009, 08:54 PM
I hate people who complain about things they have no clue about.

fischbowl
03-31-2009, 08:56 PM
I second the long nails notion, gross yo

bored of education
03-31-2009, 08:57 PM
I really dislike those assholes that abuse authority. Sometimes we are all a Ryan Moats sometime.

PACKmanN
03-31-2009, 09:03 PM
I second the long nails notion, gross yo

but I thought you like it when they scratch you're back, while you're giving it to them ;)

like i said in the other thread, i do not repeat anything i say.

vikes_28
03-31-2009, 09:07 PM
boe...I like it when you put my panties in a bunch...on the floor :D

fischbowl
03-31-2009, 09:09 PM
I hate when people talk **** about me on the internet.

You know, maybe one night I'm out and I'm mackin' some chick and ****, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck yo dick off," and she's, like, "What your name?" And I'm, like, "Fischbowl." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that ******' your are a little ******' jerkoff." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, **** that.

skinzzfan25
03-31-2009, 09:10 PM
Being indecisive (and I'm part of this) certainly ruffles my feathers.

dabears10
03-31-2009, 09:12 PM
I hate when people talk **** about me on the internet.

You know, maybe one night I'm out and I'm mackin' some chick and ****, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck yo dick off," and she's, like, "What your name?" And I'm, like, "Fischbowl." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that ******' your are a little ******' jerkoff." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, **** that.

FICTIONAL Characters! Get your ******* movie check.

Hawk
03-31-2009, 09:14 PM
Teachers who give exams where only 51% of the class passes, no A's, and the class average is a 60.

fischbowl
03-31-2009, 09:16 PM
FICTIONAL Characters! Get your ******* movie check.

We Gots To Get Paid!

Matthew Jones
03-31-2009, 09:25 PM
People who use the term "mackin'".

CJSchneider
03-31-2009, 09:45 PM
Overly friendly Wal-mart cashiers.

tjsunstein
03-31-2009, 09:47 PM
People who talk a certain way (ghetto/heavy on slang) for no reason.

CJSchneider
03-31-2009, 09:48 PM
People who talk a certain way (ghetto/heavy on slang) for no reason.

Yo dawg, don't even trip, cuz!

MetSox17
03-31-2009, 09:51 PM
Overly friendly Wal-mart cashiers.

Speaking of this, over-zealous salespeople at the mall. Yeah, we get you love your job and wanna sell me these boots, but at least let me look at them before you wanna push me onto a chair so you can get them in my size.

Bills2083
03-31-2009, 09:54 PM
naa, this isn't pet peeves no. 2
This is #3...

-Pet Peeves
-What Grinds your Gears
-Things that get your panties in a bunch

anyway, when you're eating, and the only thing you hear is the another person chewing.

princefielder28
03-31-2009, 10:00 PM
Teachers who give exams where only 51% of the class passes, no A's, and the class average is a 60.

No ****, what the hell are they trying to prove?

Mr. Hero
03-31-2009, 10:05 PM
naa, this isn't pet peeves no. 2
This is #3...

-Pet Peeves
-What Grinds your Gears
-Things that get your panties in a bunch

anyway, when you're eating, and the only thing you hear is the another person chewing.

Impulsive correctors, people who just can't for a second stop the impulse to correct anything and everything.

Crickett
03-31-2009, 10:15 PM
Teachers who give exams where only 51% of the class passes, no A's, and the class average is a 60.

If your teacher has some sense, this can be funny in retrospect.

A finance midterm. A median grade of 28. A high grade of 64. A class ready to mutiny. Bell curve to the rescue!!! Good times (not really).

jayceheathman
03-31-2009, 10:21 PM
I second the long nails notion, gross yo

So you hate girls that have those long, fake nails?

Mr. Hero
03-31-2009, 10:23 PM
So you hate girls that have those long, fake nails?

Those are just creepy.

Brent
03-31-2009, 10:35 PM
We Gots To Get Paid!
Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?
Jay: All these assholes on the Internet are calling us names because of this stupid ******* movie.
Banky: That's what the Internet is for. Slandering others anonymously.

I hate the dudes at the Rec Center that take lifting weights too seriously but yet they never do lower body **** and they have that prison build.

CashmoneyDrew
03-31-2009, 10:51 PM
I hate the dudes at the Rec Center that take lifting weights too seriously but yet they never do lower body **** and they have that prison build.

One of my friends here plays for the MTSU football team and has a huuuuge upper body, but his legs literally look like twigs. It's hilarious.

The Legend
03-31-2009, 10:54 PM
When you get a 78 and your teacher wont round you to a 80. Like what does he have to lose from giving me an B?

JUICE da Block Captain
03-31-2009, 10:56 PM
When you get a 78 and your teacher wont round you to a 80. Like what does he have to lose from giving me an B?

What do they have to lose from giving you an A+?

ChezPower4
03-31-2009, 11:08 PM
Girls who say they want to have a casual relationship, and then when they find out your with someone else besides her, she gets pissed off and bent our of shape. laskdjflakjsf ahhhh!

thule
03-31-2009, 11:11 PM
but I thought you like it when they scratch you're back, while you're giving it to them ;)

like i said in the other thread, i do not repeat anything i say.

people who don't understand the difference between your/you're or there/their/they're or than/then

CashmoneyDrew
03-31-2009, 11:12 PM
I'm not gonna lie. I sometimes screw up than/then when I'm not paying attention. The others I'm fine with though.

Thumper
03-31-2009, 11:13 PM
When you get a 78 and your teacher wont round you to a 80. Like what does he have to lose from giving me an B?

People who wear Brian Dawkins Broncos sigs because it makes me sad :( You sir have bunched my panties and ground my gears...

BlindSite
04-01-2009, 02:32 AM
Anyone who points out minor grammatical failings on the internet.

When you're in a group sharing food, people who take massive amounts really quickly.

People who try to stop you at the shopping centre or on the street when you're walking asking you to sign **** or buy **** or donate ****.

White people who dress and talk like bad black movie characters (it's more annoying when you're australian and it's other australian's doing it.

Mr. Hero
04-01-2009, 02:43 AM
Anyone who points out minor grammatical failings on the internet.

When you're in a group sharing food, people who take massive amounts really quickly.

People who try to stop you at the shopping centre or on the street when you're walking asking you to sign **** or buy **** or donate ****.

White people who dress and talk like bad black movie characters (it's more annoying when you're australian and it's other australian's doing it.

waustriggers?

Crickett
04-01-2009, 03:00 AM
One of my friends here plays for the MTSU football team and has a huuuuge upper body, but his legs literally look like twigs. It's hilarious.

Is he a Chris Farley SNL skit?

El Peefs?????
04-01-2009, 03:06 AM
Foreigners

Crickett
04-01-2009, 03:20 AM
Something that does irk me are people who think the Jets should draft a QB in the first round, sit him for 2-3 years even though Kellen Clemens (who was supposed to be a franchise quarterback or so everyone said at the time) hasn't gotten a legitimate chance and that they don't need anyone at WR. WHO THE **** IS MATT SANCHEZ OR JOSH FREEMAN SUPPOSED TO THROW THE BALL TO???? WHO???? I ask this of people who write three and four round mocks and don't have the Jets draft a wide receiver at all.

AT ALL!!!!!!

The next time you write a mock, just think about this. Would you want a fourth round converted quarterback and two seventh round draft picks, who combined have 750 yards in five combined seasons as your #2, #3 and #4 WR's? Would you?

ImBrotherCain
04-01-2009, 08:04 AM
This might have already been said in one of the other threads.

But i cant stand when people pronounce Milk "Melk" Or put unneeded stress on BAG in bagel.

bored of education
04-01-2009, 09:13 AM
uhhh, Liberals.

HawkeyeFan
04-01-2009, 09:23 AM
When people mess with me right when I wake up. Poking me, slapping me, plugging my nose, flicking me. I want to beat them down. Period.

captainjack27
04-01-2009, 09:24 AM
One Uppers...god nothing angers me more than that.

awfullyquiet
04-01-2009, 10:20 AM
pants that don't fit me very well.

wait? we're talking metaphorical here?

oh ****.

BOE does. he likes to whine. perpetual whiney men grind my gears.

Jakey
04-01-2009, 10:45 AM
Man, aq beat me to it. Wearing tight jeans...physically gets my panties in a twist.

Other than that...xSTRAIGHTEDGEx people! Have some fun you boring bastards.

cdub11
04-01-2009, 10:47 AM
everyone on the highway when Im on my way to work

The_Dude
04-01-2009, 10:59 AM
Foreigners

Xenophobes. ;)

ChezPower4
04-01-2009, 12:02 PM
everyone on the highway when Im on my way to work

especially when traffic comes to a dead stop and you think that there's a wreck and then 40 minutes later you still have no clue why everyone stopped.

HawkeyeFan
04-01-2009, 12:04 PM
People who in a movie dig at the bottom of the bucket of popcorn to find a big full sized kernel, not a crumb, and then continue to do it.

Todd Bertuzzi
04-01-2009, 12:05 PM
When you get a 78 and your teacher wont round you to a 80. Like what does he have to lose from giving me an B?

hmmmmmmmmmm

Gay Ork Wang
04-01-2009, 12:06 PM
People who in a movie dig at the bottom of the bucket of popcorn to find a big full sized kernel, not a crumb, and then continue to do it.
hate the kernels in the popcorn buckets.

also, i really dislike that u cant have sweet popcorn in america

bored of education
04-01-2009, 12:10 PM
my panties get in a bunch when i smell chinese food or popcorn. ughh so ******* gross

slightlyaraiderfan
04-01-2009, 12:21 PM
Online applications, because I usually do 4-6 per day.

>_<

awfullyquiet
04-01-2009, 12:49 PM
Man, aq beat me to it. Wearing tight jeans...physically gets my panties in a twist.

Other than that...xSTRAIGHTEDGEx people! Have some fun you boring bastards.

god. i hate XHATECOREX people. nearly as bad as the fashioncore movement of 2003 only with less good looks and more wanna be FSU Crew kids.

CJSchneider
04-01-2009, 12:52 PM
I hate the dudes at the Rec Center that take lifting weights too seriously but yet they never do lower body **** and they have that prison build.


Don't forget the "Power Grunters".

El Peefs?????
04-01-2009, 12:52 PM
god. i hate XHATECOREX people. nearly as bad as the fashioncore movement of 2003 only with less good looks and more wanna be FSU Crew kids.

Really bad music too. How could you listen to that rubbish without a 12 pack in you?

awfullyquiet
04-01-2009, 01:52 PM
Really bad music too. How could you listen to that rubbish without a 12 pack in you?

easy. when you have a 300 pound man/boy bulldozing you down.

gets the adrenaline pumping a little...

bored of education
04-01-2009, 01:54 PM
easy. when you have a 300 pound man/boy bulldozing you down.

gets the adrenaline pumping a little...

Dg would be happy to bulldoze you :D

Gay Ork Wang
04-01-2009, 01:56 PM
DG is 3000 pounds u fool

awfullyquiet
04-01-2009, 02:11 PM
DG is 3000 pounds u fool

no one knows his exact weight. we haven't been able to fit him all onto a scale large enough...

VoteLynnSwan
04-01-2009, 02:16 PM
when someone designs a scale for weighing Blue Whales... then we will know DG's true weight.

draftguru151
04-01-2009, 02:18 PM
When people make fun of my weight.

:(

fischbowl
04-01-2009, 02:19 PM
no one knows his exact weight. we haven't been able to fit him all onto a scale large enough...

I propose we all stop at the weigh station on the I-95

Gay Ork Wang
04-01-2009, 02:19 PM
when someone designs a scale for weighing Blue Whales... then we will know DG's true weight.
u mean DG's Pinky

bored of education
04-01-2009, 02:24 PM
When people make fun of my weight.

:(

:( sorry DG.

awfullyquiet
04-01-2009, 02:30 PM
when someone designs a scale for weighing Blue Whales... then we will know DG's true weight.

you can use triginometry and a bit of calculus to determine DG's weight, it'll be rough... but i think it could be done...

or maybe a radar gun + an impact wall for a rough guess.
do they make radar guns that work on that slow of objects?

VoteLynnSwan
04-01-2009, 02:36 PM
you can use triginometry and a bit of calculus to determine DG's weight, it'll be rough... but i think it could be done...

or maybe a radar gun + an impact wall for a rough guess.
do they make radar guns that work on that slow of objects?

well i guess we could use the same techniques that astronomers use to determine the mass of stars. Of course we would need to use x-ray spectrography to determine the composition. I'm thinking DG is composed mostly of partly digested cheeseburgers.

awfullyquiet
04-01-2009, 02:37 PM
I'm thinking DG is composed mostly of partly digested cheeseburgers.

...
















































BRILLIANT!

Hollywood
04-01-2009, 02:40 PM
I hate the dudes at the Rec Center that take lifting weights too seriously but yet they never do lower body **** and they have that prison build.

That would be me. I hate leg day, avoid at all costs. What's the point? I'll just wear jeans and still looked jacked. Plus I use my legs everyday by walking and supporting my frame, so it's not like they are twigs. Maybe they are, but who knows? I don't think so though...

Brent
04-01-2009, 02:52 PM
That would be me. I hate leg day, avoid at all costs. What's the point? I'll just wear jeans and still looked jacked. Plus I use my legs everyday by walking and supporting my frame, so it's not like they are twigs. Maybe they are, but who knows? I don't think so though...
I mean the dudes that are obviously disproportionate.

Also, it bothers me that people in America don't have awesome protests (at least not since Seattle '99 or the '03 war protests) like the one in London during this G20 meeting.

CashmoneyDrew
04-01-2009, 03:44 PM
I've got calf muscles that would put Bob Kelso to shame.

awfullyquiet
04-01-2009, 06:04 PM
Also, it bothers me that people in America don't have awesome protests (at least not since Seattle '99 or the '03 war protests) like the one in London during this G20 meeting.

go to dc brent. when things get worse, the riots will increase.

fenikz
04-01-2009, 06:05 PM
i know how to get AQ's panties in a bunch

brat316
04-01-2009, 06:07 PM
multiple threads for the same thing.

we are running out of threads, save the threads
Threads: 27,000, Posts: 1,474,706 and counting

awfullyquiet
04-01-2009, 06:07 PM
i know how to get AQ's panties in a bunch

i do too. i also know how to get yours as well.
which leads me to the next question. why do you wear cardinal red and white panties? is it in honor of tim hightower?

fenikz
04-01-2009, 06:13 PM
i do too. i also know how to get yours as well.
which leads me to the next question. why do you wear cardinal red and white panties? is it in honor of tim hightower?

yes, incase you didn't notice on the front of my thong it says #34

Ravens1991
04-01-2009, 06:14 PM
people who say *** jokes about wrestling.

steelersfan43
04-01-2009, 06:48 PM
Nothing makes me more mad or disgusted then sharing like popcorn or chips with someone and they lick their fingers and continue eating. Hey Assmonkey, you're getting your nasty spit all over the food dicknose. Or when they lick their fingers and touch you or things of yours. whipe your hands off dont lick them.

Sofa king nasty

Jakey
04-02-2009, 01:32 PM
I dont like it when people stereotype you because of your fasion sense. Im probably the most, brutal/scene person you have ever seen...but i dont buy into the whole arrogant/nasty personality thing. And i dont just listen to deathcore and harcore...i listen to every genre of music possible. Im not defined by one pastime.

slightlyaraiderfan
04-02-2009, 01:45 PM
I dont like it when people stereotype you because of your fasion sense. Im probably the most, brutal/scene person you have ever seen...but i dont buy into the whole arrogant/nasty personality thing. And i dont just listen to deathcore and harcore...i listen to every genre of music possible. Im not defined by one pastime.
that reminds me, the death metal scene bothers me. love the music, hate the fans... most of those guys are so narrow minded. especially the ones who listen to nothing else but death metal and absolutely hate other types of metal, like grindcore, even though the differences are kind of subtle.

ChezPower4
04-02-2009, 01:46 PM
that reminds me, the death metal scene bothers me. love the music, hate the fans... most of those guys are so narrow minded. especially the ones who listen to nothing else but death metal and absolutely hate other types of metal, like grindcore, even though the differences are kind of subtle.

Slayer fans are all just like this. If it's not Slayer they'll say that it's ***** ****.

slightlyaraiderfan
04-02-2009, 01:47 PM
Slayer fans are all just like this. If it's not Slayer they'll say that it's ***** ****.
I'm a Slayer fan ^_^

bored of education
04-02-2009, 02:01 PM
I'm a Slayer fan ^_^

emo death metal boy band transvestite!

El Peefs?????
04-02-2009, 02:21 PM
emo death metal boy band transvestite!

DONT YOU EVER FRAKING SAY THAT TO SARF!!!!!! HE SHALL HARNESS THE POWER OF SLAYER TO SMITE YOUR PITIFUL BEING OFF OF THIS EARTH!

awfullyquiet
04-02-2009, 03:12 PM
DONT YOU EVER FRAKING SAY THAT TO SARF!!!!!! HE SHALL HARNESS THE POWER OF SLAYER TO SMITE YOUR PITIFUL BEING OFF OF THIS EARTH!

prawned.

things i do not like. being asked to stay an additional 4 hours because someone failed at work... when it's currently 10pm.

Jakey
04-02-2009, 04:09 PM
Things i do not like. Girls denying me anal.

awfullyquiet
04-02-2009, 04:10 PM
Things i do not like. Girls denying me anal.

some things aren't meant to be plugged.

Jakey
04-02-2009, 04:12 PM
some things aren't meant to be plugged.

Indeed. Kind of makes "anal plugs" obsolete though.

awfullyquiet
04-02-2009, 04:16 PM
Indeed. Kind of makes "anal plugs" obsolete though.

i guess one can say, there is a time and place for everything.

E[< >]3

{ P - M - W }
04-02-2009, 04:45 PM
that reminds me, the death metal scene bothers me. love the music, hate the fans... most of those guys are so narrow minded. especially the ones who listen to nothing else but death metal and absolutely hate other types of metal, like grindcore, even though the differences are kind of subtle.

Every "scene" has those fans. Music snobs.

My particular pet peeve is people who hate music just because it is popular. You loved it before it started getting radio spins, now you hate it because the mainstream is embracing it? Grow up.

RaiderNation
04-02-2009, 04:52 PM
When people say JaMarcus Russell is a bust and that this season is a make or break season for him.

First off he is what 23 or 24?
Last year was pretty much his rookie season and he showed promise in the last few games.

He plays on a bad team and people seem to put all the blame on him because he is the QB. Its not his fault he has Kwame Harris at LT for most the season

El Peefs?????
04-02-2009, 05:40 PM
Every "scene" has those fans. Music snobs.

My particular pet peeve is people who hate music just because it is popular. You loved it before it started getting radio spins, now you hate it because the mainstream is embracing it? Grow up.

Well the typical American consumer I liken to a near ******** barnyard animal. Many people listen to music because it is popular and on the radio. Mainstream music for the VAST majority of it is utter garbage. So many producers look for a cookie cutter look & sound that will sell as many records to the sheep as possible. Legitimate musical prowess is an afterthought.

awfullyquiet
04-02-2009, 05:46 PM
Well the typical American consumer I liken to a near ******** barnyard animal. Many people listen to music because it is popular and on the radio. Mainstream music for the VAST majority of it is utter garbage. So many producers look for a cookie cutter look & sound that will sell as many records to the sheep as possible. Legitimate musical prowess is an afterthought.

indeed. when bands pull both down, it's amazing. a few do...

Brent
04-02-2009, 06:34 PM
Well the typical American consumer I liken to a near ******** barnyard animal. Many people listen to music because it is popular and on the radio. Mainstream music for the VAST majority of it is utter garbage. So many producers look for a cookie cutter look & sound that will sell as many records to the sheep as possible. Legitimate musical prowess is an afterthought.
Yeah, it seems with most of your rap/r&b they're just recycling 90's dance beats. With a lot of the pop rock, it's all about catchy riffs and high voices.

slightlyaraiderfan
04-02-2009, 07:26 PM
emo death metal boy band transvestite!
and you're a big fatso white guy who thinks he's black cuz he's down with hip hop and wears pink polo shirts!! ^_^

drowe
04-03-2009, 08:09 AM
gah. add cryptic last minute meetings to my list.

yesterday, i happened to notice my boss, his boss, and his boss's boss in a meeting...for 2 hours. immediately after the meeting, my whole department got scheduled for a mandatory meeting at 10 am today. so, of course i worried all freaking night. if this turns out to be nothing, i'm gonna whine about how they were just TRYING to make us worry about our jobs overnight.

awfullyquiet
04-03-2009, 12:38 PM
gah. add cryptic last minute meetings to my list.

yesterday, i happened to notice my boss, his boss, and his boss's boss in a meeting...for 2 hours. immediately after the meeting, my whole department got scheduled for a mandatory meeting at 10 am today. so, of course i worried all freaking night. if this turns out to be nothing, i'm gonna whine about how they were just TRYING to make us worry about our jobs overnight.

at least you didn't have to work overnight after work 12 hours, and go into to work again for another 10 hours...

is it technically going into work if you never left?

Brent
04-03-2009, 12:41 PM
at least you didn't have to work overnight after work 12 hours, and go into to work again for another 10 hours...

is it technically going into work if you never left?
Would you say there is a difference between working and being at the office? Also, you still in Africa?

awfullyquiet
04-03-2009, 12:43 PM
Would you say there is a difference between working and being at the office? Also, you still in Africa?

i did sleep under my desk for about an hour and a half at like 4:30 am.
and yes i'm still in africa.

CashmoneyDrew
04-03-2009, 12:45 PM
i did sleep under my desk for about an hour and a half at like 4:30 am.
and yes i'm still in africa.

You working on bringing that giraffe back for me?

brat316
04-03-2009, 01:06 PM
i did sleep under my desk for about an hour and a half at like 4:30 am.
and yes i'm still in africa.

ahha george castanza

awfullyquiet
04-03-2009, 02:35 PM
You working on bringing that giraffe back for me?

tried. couldn't fit it in my suitcase.

CashmoneyDrew
04-03-2009, 02:41 PM
tried. couldn't fit it in my suitcase.

Dammit AQ! I told you to get the industrial sized suitcase from Costco before you left!

Hollywood
04-03-2009, 02:58 PM
Talk radio hosts who have Jim Rome syndrome. Meaning that when they have one good point, they will just repeat it a dozen times a dozen different ways to fill air time.

Example: The Florida Marlins last year won games despite their bad defense and mediocre pitching because they were so good at the long ball. They would hit three run home runs and win games despite the bad defense. You'd see games 12-11 because they had so many power hitters last year. So in essence yea they had bad pitching but when u can hit that many homeruns, you'll win a few games...they had bad defense too but when you have 4 guys hitting 3 home runs it can negate it. Usually when you have bad defense and that pitching you will be the worst team in baseball, but the power hitting was so suberb they were just average. So great power, below average pitching, bad defense is what your 2008 marlins were and they were average. You need to have them all to be great. You cant just have one great thing and expect to live on the long ball on season long, which is what the marlins did. You have to have the defense, pitching and the hitting. The marlins just had the long ball..and on and on and on and on. ******* hate it and it's so prevalent in most talk radio.

El Peefs?????
04-03-2009, 03:14 PM
i did sleep under my desk for about an hour and a half at like 4:30 am.
and yes i'm still in africa.

wtf when/why are you in africa aq.

jayceheathman
04-03-2009, 04:17 PM
I have found out that calling a movie a show puts people's panties in a bunch. I get corrected all the time for calling some movie a show. I wouldnt think its a big deal but apparently it is.

yo123
04-03-2009, 04:22 PM
I have found out that calling a movie a show puts people's panties in a bunch. I get corrected all the time for calling some movie a show. I wouldnt think its a big deal but apparently it is.



I've never heard anyone call a movie a show. But it would bug the crap out of me.

awfullyquiet
04-03-2009, 04:24 PM
wtf when/why are you in africa aq.

because i work for the man. fyi, the banking culture worldwide gets my panties in a bunch, the near deitification of some people scares me. especially amongst the non-religious folk.

El Peefs?????
04-03-2009, 04:25 PM
because i work for the man. fyi, the banking culture worldwide gets my panties in a bunch, the near deitification of some people scares me. especially amongst the non-religious folk.

it would be more awesome if you were robbing banks in africa

jayceheathman
04-03-2009, 04:26 PM
I've never heard anyone call a movie a show. But it would bug the crap out of me.

I called Brink, the Disney Channel Skating movie a show, and got corrected a lot about it.

CashmoneyDrew
04-03-2009, 04:49 PM
I called Brink, the Disney Channel Skating movie a show, and got corrected a lot about it.

That was the greatest Disney Channel original movie ever.

yo123
04-03-2009, 04:56 PM
That was the greatest Disney Channel original movie ever.


Johnny Tsunami!

draftguru151
04-03-2009, 04:58 PM
Brink is infinitely better than Johnny Tsunami, and all other disney channel movies.

awfullyquiet
04-03-2009, 05:03 PM
not motocrossed.

IndyColtScout
04-03-2009, 05:30 PM
When drunk people say stupid sh*t they really mean but won't say when sober. I want to hit a lot of people.

CashmoneyDrew
04-03-2009, 06:19 PM
When drunk people say stupid sh*t they really mean but won't say when sober. I want to hit a lot of people.

When people say stuff like that when they're drunk, just remember, it might come off as true or whatever, but it's usually exaggerated truth. When I'm drunk sometimes I'll say things that are rooted with a little truth but they aren't exactly how I think completely.

B-Dawk
04-03-2009, 06:57 PM
brink ftw by far

Brent
04-03-2009, 07:02 PM
It irritates me to no when my roommates make me feel like a third wheel. Often times, if one or two of us is going to get food somewhere or whatever, we offer to the others. It seems they both just left to meet up with one of the guys from down the street, who we're all friends with, to eat and catch a movie at a place I like to eat at and see a movie I which I want to see. Makes me feel awesome.

fischbowl
04-03-2009, 07:49 PM
it would be more awesome if you were robbing banks in africa

AQ be cashin in on dem blood diamondz!

jayceheathman
04-03-2009, 08:26 PM
That was the greatest Disney Channel original movie ever.

SOUL SKATERS!

CJSchneider
04-03-2009, 08:50 PM
People who contradict them selves frequently (long story - just know that it is a pet-peeve)

bantx
04-03-2009, 08:53 PM
Im sorry but The Paper Brigade is the best Disney channel movie.

http://www.musicweb.uk.net/film/may99/PaperBrigade.jpg

Hollywood
04-03-2009, 09:31 PM
Those Charles Schwab commercials with the drawn in 'real people' cartoon things. It's not the cartoon that bothers me, it's just their ******* mannerisms. Everyone of them has pissed me off to no end for some reason.

CashmoneyDrew
04-04-2009, 02:01 AM
Im sorry but The Paper Brigade is the best Disney channel movie.

http://www.musicweb.uk.net/film/may99/PaperBrigade.jpg

Hmmmmm, I'm not sure that's a Disney Channel original movie. If it is though it definitely could give Brink! a run for it's money.

Splat
04-04-2009, 11:13 AM
When you buy a bag of chips and its half empty before you even open the bag.

Hollywood
04-04-2009, 11:22 AM
When you buy a bag of chips and its half empty before you even open the bag.

Good one, but that's AKA every time you ever buy a medium to large sized bag of chips.

yourfavestoner
04-04-2009, 11:44 AM
When people get ******** kills on you in Halo.

Hitman D
04-05-2009, 07:49 PM
People using their cellphones in a theater.

Im_a_Romosexual
04-05-2009, 08:16 PM
Those damn Progressive insurance commercials

CJSchneider
04-05-2009, 08:28 PM
Food service industry people with no manners or sense of cleanliness.

ChezPower4
04-06-2009, 12:41 AM
Food service industry people with no manners or sense of cleanliness.

Don't go any where in South or East Chicago. The customer service is nonexistent.

Crickett
04-06-2009, 12:47 AM
When people get ******** kills on you in Halo.

You want ******** kills, play Call of Duty 4. Random grenade kills both ftw and ftl.

MetSox17
04-06-2009, 12:49 AM
You want ******** kills, play Call of Duty 4. Random grenade kills both ftw and ftl.

Lol that's the first thing i thought of when i read that. I get so pissed off when you're playing Search, and you get killed by a random nade. Then you see the killcam and the noob just looks at the sky, chucks the nade and it bounces off like three roofs before it lands right in front of you as you're running.

Brent
04-06-2009, 07:20 AM
the noob just looks at the sky, chucks the nade and it bounces off like three roofs before it lands right in front of you as you're running.
Awesome. Reminds me of CounterStrike.

Also, I was recently hired to be a substitute teacher with the ISD here, and the automated system that calls people to see if they want to work called me this morning but it was the wrong person. Now I'm up at 7am for no reason.

awfullyquiet
04-06-2009, 02:16 PM
Don't go any where in South or East Chicago. The customer service is nonexistent.

defining point: go to the checkers in garfield park. not only is the line 20 minutes long, they only accept cash.

drowe
04-06-2009, 03:01 PM
defining point: go to the checkers in garfield park. not only is the line 20 minutes long, they only accept cash.

-places that only accept cash. this was fine 10 years ago, when everybody always carried cash...but, going somewhere to eat and finding out they don't accept debit cards is a lot like finding out they only accept confederate dollars.

LookItsAlDavis
04-06-2009, 04:05 PM
People who are animated by their insurance, emo facebook status', or facebook status'/picture albums that are named after whatever hip hop song is at the top of the charts, new cans of dip that are dry/outdated, kids who only do biceps/lat pulls/abs/repeat in the gym, people driving slow in the passing lane, able bodies that park in handicap spaces, the show Reno 911, fraternities (has an explanation.), and of course, FAIRWEATHER FANS.

yo123
04-06-2009, 04:09 PM
the show Reno 911

Explain yourself.

wicket
04-06-2009, 04:11 PM
- commercials for loans for non-essential comsumer goods (IF YOU CANT AFFORD IT DONT BUY IT).
- people attacking peoples character that they dont know in person
- cruel intentions sequals(1 is pretty awesome, 2 is kinda a **** tease, 3 pretty much blows)

I can do this for a while

wicket
04-06-2009, 04:13 PM
People who are animated by their insurance, emo facebook status', or facebook status'/picture albums that are named after whatever hip hop song is at the top of the charts, new cans of dip that are dry/outdated, kids who only do biceps/lat pulls/abs/repeat in the gym, people driving slow in the passing lane, able bodies that park in handicap spaces, the show Reno 911, fraternities (has an explanation.), and of course, FAIRWEATHER FANS.

I know american fraternities arent the same and pretty lame but at least the concept is kinda sweet.
Yay for dutch fraternities.

ElectricEye
04-06-2009, 04:18 PM
When guys who can't get girls can't shut up about them for ten god damned minutes. Couple friends and I were doing something risky that required an element of stealth the other night and the entire god damned time this one douchbag we don't normally hang out with couldn't keep his mouth shut about chicks. The ironic part is that the kid hasn't touched a woman like...ever.

LookItsAlDavis
04-06-2009, 04:19 PM
Explain yourself.

I don't know man..it just never really appealed to me. I just don't think it's very funny and it just annoys the crap out of me. I don't judge people who like it though.

P-L
04-06-2009, 04:23 PM
- commercials for loans for non-essential comsumer goods (IF YOU CANT AFFORD IT DONT BUY IT).
- People who listen to those commercials and take out large loans to buy non-essential things.

Addict
04-06-2009, 04:27 PM
- People who listen to those commercials and take out loans to pay for stuff they can't afford

fixed it for you.

jayceheathman
04-08-2009, 09:01 PM
When you get behind someone at Subway that is ordering for their whole family.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-08-2009, 09:17 PM
draftguru151

draftguru151
04-08-2009, 09:31 PM
People that copy other people's names!

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-08-2009, 09:32 PM
People that go :/

bored of education
04-08-2009, 09:33 PM
fat gingers

the decider13
04-08-2009, 09:34 PM
Seeing the same commercial twice in the same break. Happened like 3 f'n times during south park with the GH:Mettalica one.

ChezPower4
04-08-2009, 10:57 PM
fat gingers

So you're saying you like skinny ones.....

Hollywood
04-08-2009, 11:00 PM
Seeing the same commercial twice in the same break. Happened like 3 f'n times during south park with the GH:Mettalica one.

That commercial alone gets my panties all bunched up. Yea Metallica, you are so ******* hardcore, go find your lawyer and sue me because I just Downloaded your ****** commercial for free. :rolleyes:

It's a damn shame that Metallica = Douchebag in my book now.

steelersfan43
04-08-2009, 11:10 PM
fat gingers
I know you are talking about dg but i have 4 classes with the fattest smelliest ginger *** nerd geek in the world.. I used to try to be nice to him but he is a jerk and i hate him with all of my heart.

He is like 5'4'', 320 lbs, and has a really really long bowl cut thing.

Im not exaggerating the weight and height either, he is as close as a human being can be to looking like a giant orange tennisball.

Hollywood
04-08-2009, 11:14 PM
I know you are talking about dg but i have 4 classes with the fattest smelliest ginger *** nerd geek in the world.. I used to try to be nice to him but he is a jerk and i hate him with all of my heart.

He is like 5'4'', 320 lbs, and has a really really long bowl cut thing.

Im not exaggerating the weight and height either, he is as close as a human being can be to looking like a giant orange tennisball.

Take pics of him and post them here for our amusement....

El Peefs?????
04-08-2009, 11:16 PM
That commercial alone gets my panties all bunched up. Yea Metallica, you are so ******* hardcore, go find your lawyer and sue me because I just Downloaded your ****** commercial for free. :rolleyes:

It's a damn shame that Metallica = Douchebag in my book now.

I just consider Lars a huge douchebag. Hetfield can have his douchey moments, but its Lars that ruined the bands image entirely. I don't remember Hammett ever coming out and saying anything or causing any problems so I leave him out of d-bag discussion.

But I think most can agree that BS napster stuff as well as crappy Metallica would have probably never happened if Lars won the window seat and Cliff ended up coming out of Sweden fine.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-08-2009, 11:29 PM
Take pics of him or it didn't happen ;)

Fixed it for you

the decider13
04-09-2009, 03:11 PM
Random robot phonecalls...just got one like 30 seconds ago about affordable health care. I'm gonna start cussing out the robot.

CashmoneyDrew
04-09-2009, 03:13 PM
People who set up their own "That's what she said" moments. Some douchebag in my last class did it twice in like 10 minutes. He thought he was so cool. I wanted to shove my foot up his ass.

ChezPower4
04-09-2009, 03:32 PM
Younger siblings

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-09-2009, 04:29 PM
People who set up their own "That's what she said" moments. Some douchebag in my last class did it twice in like 10 minutes. He thought he was so cool. I wanted to shove my foot up his ass.

What did he say?

CashmoneyDrew
04-09-2009, 04:47 PM
What did he say?

I don't even remember the exact ones. All I know is absolutely no one but him was laughing. They didn't even really make sense from what I can remember. You can tell he's one of those people that just recently caught on to the Office and was just trying to jump on to any little thing he could to say that and sound cool.

Brent
04-09-2009, 05:42 PM
I have a cure for that Drew. It's what I do in those situations: intentionally laugh obnoxiously loud while looking right at the guy. Loud enough that every one in the room notices. Every time I have done that, it makes the person feel like an idiot and most the people in the room will find it amusing.

Maybe add in an obviously sarcastic comment like "FUNNIEST. THING. EVER."

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-09-2009, 05:45 PM
I have a cure for that Drew. It's what I do in those situations: intentionally laugh obnoxiously loud while looking right at the guy. Loud enough that every one in the room notices. Every time I have done that, it makes the person feel like an idiot and most the people in the room will find it amusing.

Maybe add in an obviously sarcastic comment like "FUNNIEST. THING. EVER."

Just laugh until everyone is looking then stop laughing and make a straight face like NO!

the decider13
04-09-2009, 05:51 PM
I have a cure for that Drew. It's what I do in those situations: intentionally laugh obnoxiously loud while looking right at the guy. Loud enough that every one in the room notices. Every time I have done that, it makes the person feel like an idiot and most the people in the room will find it amusing.

Maybe add in an obviously sarcastic comment like "FUNNIEST. THING. EVER."

This really does work...not only does it make the other guy look like an ass, but it makes you look funny.

It does not fail

MagicStick20
04-09-2009, 10:13 PM
vans!!!! they piss me off so much they are so big and ugly, and i am not talking about mini vans either. i am talking about the 12 seaters if you own one of these do us the favor and get a new car

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-09-2009, 10:34 PM
vans!!!! they piss me off so much they are so big and ugly, and i am not talking about mini vans either. i am talking about the 12 seaters if you own one of these do us the favor and get a new car

Would you tell this person to get a new one????

http://www.gilesbowkett.com/images/awesome_white_van_from_japan.gif

MagicStick20
04-09-2009, 10:38 PM
Would you tell this person to get a new one????

http://www.gilesbowkett.com/images/awesome_white_van_from_japan.gif

Yea i would that thing is ******* ugly as ****. if your going to spend that much money get somthing badass not somthing gay

ChezPower4
04-09-2009, 10:41 PM
Would you tell this person to get a new one????

http://www.gilesbowkett.com/images/awesome_white_van_from_japan.gif

a van mates with a Lamborghini. A F-16 jet mates with Slugbus. Then the two offspring's **** and you get ^^^that^^^

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-09-2009, 10:42 PM
Yea i would that thing is ******* ugly as ****. if your going to spend that much money get somthing badass not somthing gay
What about these???
http://blog.wired.com/cars/images/2007/10/12/1533167701_e1c737f598_o.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1049/875756800_6d8335d021_b.jpg

marshallb
04-09-2009, 11:07 PM
Major websites and media forms that can't use basic proper English. Ex.: This ESPN article on University of Minnesota basketball recruit Royce White. Every sentence starts off with White... Here is the article:

White is a strong combination forward that plays more like a power forward than a small forward at this point. He is physical around the basket where on the left low block he likes to face and attack the rim along the baseline. White is strong enough to finish through contact when he gets his shoulders square to the basket. On the right low block he will also face and attack the middle of the lane and finish with his left hand over the defense. White loves to drive left when his faces up. White is an average shooter at best behind the arc and this is an area that he needs to develop along with adding some scoring drives off the dribble. But White can make an open three with time and space when he is in a scoring rhythm especially from the top of the key or corner. White is a good rebounder on both ends but could be better given his size and strength. He is a good passer on the move especially as he attacks with his right to left crossover. White is a capable multiple position defender that will learn how to stay in a defensive stance under head coach Tubby Smith when he arrives at Minnesota.

I don't really care if they will make a mistake once or twice, like accidentally putting a word in twice or whatever, but come on.

wicket
04-10-2009, 06:26 AM
What about these???
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1049/875756800_6d8335d021_b.jpg

I so want this one

awfullyquiet
04-10-2009, 09:44 AM
I just consider Lars a huge douchebag. Hetfield can have his douchey moments, but its Lars that ruined the bands image entirely. I don't remember Hammett ever coming out and saying anything or causing any problems so I leave him out of d-bag discussion.

But I think most can agree that BS napster stuff as well as crappy Metallica would have probably never happened if Lars won the window seat and Cliff ended up coming out of Sweden fine.

^^

really... was listening to tirico and svp the other day (svp was off ryan was in)... and they were having a conversation who'd win...

Metallica vs Bob Knight, Roy Williams, Rick Pitino and Coach K.

Who'd win in a fight.

i concluded metallica is a bunch of pussies and would lose.

Malaka
04-10-2009, 10:36 AM
I hate cheap ******* people, who never want to pay for anything but want to do and have everything you have. Won't even pay for a burger at BK or something jesus ******* christ and then they try every possible excuse and way, to not pay. Oh I drive you here, just pay for the gas with this, oh I always get you in places free, just pay for me, or I'll pay you back I swear. GTFO. These people are pissing me off, when you're cheap means you ain't got nothing, and you are spineless and worth nothing, I hate cheap people so much where I am becoming cheap because they constantly dig into my pockets. Cheap people ******* suck, and they grind my gears!

yo123
04-10-2009, 05:42 PM
fat gingers



Are you implying that skinny gingers are ok? :confused:

MagicStick20
04-11-2009, 02:24 AM
What about these???
http://blog.wired.com/cars/images/2007/10/12/1533167701_e1c737f598_o.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1049/875756800_6d8335d021_b.jpg

no not at all in what way are those cool

bantx
04-11-2009, 02:31 AM
When your eating pringles and you get down to the bottom and you have to tilt the thing over to get the bottom chips and you always ending up spilling the crumbs everywhere :l

YAYareaRB
04-11-2009, 11:30 AM
When the Lakers play in Portland.

LizardState
04-11-2009, 12:15 PM
The Geico gecko
The Geico Cavemen
The "Thinkin' With Your Dipstick, Jimmy!" Scotsman

I'll come up with some more later, I'm sure you have some nominees here too.


These all inspire me to throw inanimate objects at my HD TV screen.

Brent
04-11-2009, 12:28 PM
When the Lakers play in Portland.
Lakers fans. ;)

Boston
04-11-2009, 10:51 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html

I can't even begin to explain how much **** like this pisses me off. I hope that dumb ***** dies.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-11-2009, 10:56 PM
They should have let natural selection run its' course.

Hollywood
04-11-2009, 10:57 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html

I can't even begin to explain how much **** like this pisses me off. I hope that dumb ***** dies.


She's just a crazy person, why would that piss you off so much? You don't even know the whole story...

Boston
04-11-2009, 10:59 PM
She's just a crazy person, why would that piss you off so much? You don't even know the whole story...

A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

Right...maybe she was trying to save the polar bear!!!

Hollywood
04-11-2009, 11:23 PM
Right...maybe she was trying to save the polar bear!!!

What? All I'm saying is she is mentally insane, and who knows what just happened to her that day to trigger such an extreme reaction. I don't understand why that would piss anyone off so much...

Strongside
04-11-2009, 11:35 PM
Mentally insane people piss me off

Boston
04-12-2009, 12:12 AM
What? All I'm saying is she is mentally insane, and who knows what just happened to her that day to trigger such an extreme reaction. I don't understand why that would piss anyone off so much...

Stupidity pisses me off. Unless you have a link telling me she's 'mentally insane,' you can't assume that.

Hollywood
04-12-2009, 12:24 AM
Stupidity pisses me off. Unless you have a link telling me she's 'mentally insane,' you can't assume that.

Are you ******* kidding me? I don't need a link, read the story and look at this pic; this lady is batshit insane.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Apr/Week2/15260327.jpg

Boston
04-12-2009, 12:32 AM
Even if she is insane, what the **** is she doing at the zoo by herself. The point still remains.

kalbears13
04-12-2009, 12:46 AM
The Geico gecko
The Geico Cavemen
The "Thinkin' With Your Dipstick, Jimmy!" Scotsman

I'll come up with some more later, I'm sure you have some nominees here too.


These all inspire me to throw inanimate objects at my HD TV screen.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8941/geicomoneyfh2.png

Hollywood
04-12-2009, 12:54 AM
Even if she is insane, what the **** is she doing at the zoo by herself. The point still remains.

*knows it is pointless to continue this conversation but does it anyway*


The point still remains? What is the point? That mentally unstable people alone at a zoo gets your panties all wadded in a bunch?

I...just...need...to...understand.

brat316
04-12-2009, 01:02 AM
*knows it is pointless to continue this conversation but does it anyway*


The point still remains? What is the point? That mentally unstable people alone at a zoo gets your panties all wadded in a bunch?

I...just...need...to...understand.

I see his point, if she is "insane" shouldn't she be under some sort of supervision, or in a hospital where she can not harm other or herself.

Brent
04-12-2009, 01:06 AM
lHHIl2LkxRY

Haha they dropped her fat ass back into the water while pulling her out. Too bad the bears didnt pwn her.

yourfavestoner
04-12-2009, 01:33 AM
People who think Miracle Whip is mayonnaise and should be used on sandwiches. ******* morons.

awfullyquiet
04-12-2009, 12:31 PM
People who think Miracle Whip is mayonnaise and should be used on sandwiches. ******* morons.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/116/278112351_1559491f8a.jpg

nothing else compares.

ChezPower4
04-12-2009, 12:45 PM
People who think Miracle Whip is mayonnaise and should be used on sandwiches. ******* morons.

It clearly states on the jar that it's salad dressing but I've never seen anyone you it for that purpose now that you bring it up.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-12-2009, 01:55 PM
People who think Miracle Whip is mayonnaise and should be used on sandwiches. ******* morons.

AHAHAHAHAH you don't know how many times I have tryed to used Miracle Whip as mayonnaise.

Todd Bertuzzi
04-12-2009, 01:57 PM
People who pronounce Tuesday "Chewsday."

Hollywood
04-12-2009, 02:03 PM
I see his point, if she is "insane" shouldn't she be under some sort of supervision, or in a hospital where she can not harm other or herself.

sgdrhsdgsgnssfdsgdfgdfj omg. you...my panties...bunched because of you.

If you grade out at better than a second grade level at reading comprehension I'd be shocked.

You do this quite often.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-12-2009, 02:06 PM
People who pronounce Tuesday "Chewsday."

I have a friend that pronounces it Tuesdy

The Unseen
04-12-2009, 03:21 PM
People who pronounce Tuesday "Chewsday."

Not a fan of the British I take it?

CJSchneider
04-12-2009, 06:22 PM
lHHIl2LkxRY

Haha they dropped her fat ass back into the water while pulling her out. Too bad the bears didnt pwn her.

I was so rooting for the bear, LOL.

yourfavestoner
04-12-2009, 07:21 PM
It clearly states on the jar that it's salad dressing but I've never seen anyone you it for that purpose now that you bring it up.

It should be used on potato and macaroni salad only. It has no other purpose.

OneToughGame
04-12-2009, 07:25 PM
fat gingers

What about skinny gingers with no freckles?

:)

CJSchneider
04-12-2009, 07:27 PM
It should be used on potato and macaroni salad only. It has no other purpose.

I disagree, but don't try to pass it off as mayo. There is nothing worse then expecting either one and getting the other.

Brent
04-14-2009, 11:40 AM
I don't see why my ex-gf seems to find it necessary to strike up casual conversations over facebook chat or whatever every time she is single. My guess is that I'm the only person who has ever made a relationship with her last more than like 2 months.

CJSchneider
04-14-2009, 01:26 PM
Maybe she wants you to come over and "lay some pipe".

CashmoneyDrew
04-14-2009, 02:00 PM
And by laying pipe, he means **** her.

awfullyquiet
04-15-2009, 10:10 AM
And by laying pipe, he means **** her.

don't pitch your tent too late, you don't want to get rained on.

MetSox17
04-15-2009, 10:20 AM
don't pitch your tent too late, you don't want to get rained on.

And by getting rained on you mean....


Uh, what do you mean..?

awfullyquiet
04-15-2009, 10:21 AM
And by getting rained on you mean....


Uh, what do you mean..?

that's for me to know.

MetSox17
04-15-2009, 10:25 AM
that's for me to know.

If it has anything to do with squirting, i'm done posting in this thread.

wicket
04-15-2009, 10:27 AM
Not a fan of the British I take it?

meh pompies pronounce it more like chooseday than chewsday.

Brent
04-15-2009, 11:16 AM
If it has anything to do with squirting, i'm done posting in this thread.
Oh, it does indeed.

CJSchneider
04-15-2009, 11:22 AM
This thread is getting cooler by the post.

CashmoneyDrew
04-15-2009, 11:25 AM
don't pitch your tent too late, you don't want to get rained on.

I don't get rained on, I do the raining on.

CJSchneider
04-15-2009, 11:26 AM
I do this

http://www.nataliedee.com/072208/hes-gonna-make-it-rain-for-days.jpg

wicket
04-15-2009, 11:35 AM
I do this

http://www.nataliedee.com/072208/hes-gonna-make-it-rain-for-days.jpg

lol

but then she sees this:
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/ugly_dude.jpg

and this happens:
http://www.let.ru.nl/e.ditters/libie2006/woestijn.jpg

MagicStick20
04-15-2009, 12:03 PM
It clearly states on the jar that it's salad dressing but I've never seen anyone you it for that purpose now that you bring it up.

Originally Posted by Matthew Stafford
"I'm being completely honest, and it has nothing to do with money—I would love to go to Detroit. My friends say, 'C'mon, gimme a break.' But I'm a competitive guy. The Lions have passionate fans, a great stadium, and I'd be throwing to the biggest freak, with the most talent, of any receiver in the NFL."

CJSchneider
04-15-2009, 12:24 PM
more like this
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SimonRath
04-18-2009, 06:14 PM
when people make fun of me cuz i stutter
that gets to me hard core

CashmoneyDrew
04-18-2009, 06:40 PM
when people make fun of me cuz i stutter
that gets to me hard core

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SimonRath
04-18-2009, 07:34 PM
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not cool..
yeah that kid was me when i was younger, now it aint as bad

Malaka
04-19-2009, 06:15 PM
People who start **** for no reason...

I am promoting for a party so I send out a massive txt message to everyone on my contact list, and some dumbass texts me no *****, and I'm like wtf I sent this to everyone on my contact list, don't give me attitude *****, and **** went talking was exchanged, and then I say I dont waste my time on wack ass kids trying 2 act hard text back when you got chin hairs. He hasn't responded, but this **** just got me so PISSED right now you don't understand, oh and the fact that I probably can't go to the mall alone for awhile or Ima geeeet jumpeeed.

Highagain
04-19-2009, 06:20 PM
People who start **** for no reason...

I am promoting for a party so I send out a massive txt message to everyone on my contact list, and some dumbass texts me no *****, and I'm like wtf I sent this to everyone on my contact list, don't give me attitude *****, and **** went talking was exchanged, and then I say I dont waste my time on wack ass kids trying 2 act hard text back when you got chin hairs. He hasn't responded, but this **** just got me so PISSED right now you don't understand, oh and the fact that I probably can't go to the mall alone for awhile or Ima geeeet jumpeeed.

Grow up maybe? I read this and was transported back to elementary school.

Malaka
04-19-2009, 06:22 PM
Grow up maybe? I read this and was transported back to elementary school.

Yeah, this seriously pissed me off for that very reason... why the ****... freaking middle school losers. Ugh, I am a Freshman but I hate every single freshmen in my god damn school, they can go **** themselves.

Highagain
04-19-2009, 06:24 PM
Yeah, this seriously pissed me off for that very reason... why the ****... freaking middle school losers. Ugh, I am a Freshman but I hate every single freshmen in my god damn school, they can go **** themselves.

Part of growing up is examining your own actions and realizing that two wrongs don't make a right. Just be the bigger man and don't stoop to that level. How is responding to him going to make your situation any better? You're just giving them exactly what they want, a response.

princefielder28
04-19-2009, 06:25 PM
Part of growing up is examining your own actions and realizing that two wrongs don't make a right. Just be the bigger man and don't stoop to that level. How is responding to him going to make your situation any better? You're just giving them exactly what they want, a response.

Right. People like that feed off of you getting mad. They find a thrill out of your anger, and if they know they can push your buttons, then they're going to continue to do so.

dabears10
04-19-2009, 06:25 PM
Yeah, this seriously pissed me off for that very reason... why the ****... freaking middle school losers. Ugh, I am a Freshman but I hate every single freshmen in my god damn school, they can go **** themselves.

I think he was talking to you as well. Some ****, especially the kind of anonymous texting type ******** should be no skin off your ass.

Malaka
04-19-2009, 06:26 PM
Part of growing up is examining your own actions and realizing that two wrongs don't make a right. Just be the bigger man and don't stoop to that level. How is responding to him going to make your situation any better? You're just giving them exactly what they want, a response.

True, I actually thought about that, but I always never step up and so I said screw this little kid, I guess I let my emotions get the best of me, but all I did was promote, and then all I said back was Wtf don't give me attitude I am just doing my job.

Malaka
04-19-2009, 06:27 PM
I think he was talking to you as well. Some ****, especially the kind of anonymous texting type ******** should be no skin off your ass.

edit: a.n.o.n.y mous is censored?

I know he was talking to me too... I am just explaining that there are bunch of immature little bitches like this at my school.

Highagain
04-19-2009, 06:28 PM
True, I actually thought about that, but I always never step up and so I said screw this little kid, I guess I let my emotions get the best of me, but all I did was promote, and then all I said back was Wtf don't give me attitude I am just doing my job.

Hey, it's always easier said than done. I've gotten myself into trouble many times by reacting before thinking through a situation. Just wanted to pass on a little advice that I picked up on the way... :)

Malaka
04-19-2009, 06:31 PM
Hey, it's always easier said than done. I've gotten myself into trouble many times by reacting before thinking through a situation. Just wanted to pass on a little advice that I picked up on the way... :)

Thanks bro, good looking out. It was stupid of me to get so heated over something so little, I guess I learned something today.

the decider13
04-19-2009, 07:10 PM
Something that gets my panties in a bunch...seeing the incredible bust story every year about Tony Mandarich. I swear I have seen it every year for like 4 years. I don't care about how much Mandarich sucks.

7-11
04-19-2009, 07:31 PM
meh pompies pronounce it more like chooseday than chewsday.

What the hell is a pompie? Pommy maybe?

The Unseen
04-19-2009, 07:34 PM
meh pompies pronounce it more like chooseday than chewsday.

There's no difference.

scottyboy
04-19-2009, 07:47 PM
malaka not inviting me to his party

Malaka
04-19-2009, 07:55 PM
malaka not inviting me to his party

scotty, it's a little all-ages club that I won't be attending anyway dont worry lmao.

Don't worry I'll hit you up when I am in NY 8) lol.

yo123
04-20-2009, 03:50 PM
When people claim that they drive better when they're drunk.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-20-2009, 03:53 PM
When people claim that they drive better when they're drunk.

I used to think that about this boy(he def drove better drunk) until he hit someone off of a scooter and then drove away and then crashed into a guard rail.

scottyboy
04-20-2009, 06:44 PM
post whores and temple fans who hijack threads made by my boy beans!!!

BuckNaked
04-20-2009, 06:45 PM
post whores and temple fans who hijack threads made by my boy beans!!!

scottyboy gets mine in a bunch, and my speedos bunch up real bad

scottyboy
04-20-2009, 06:49 PM
scottyboy gets mine in a bunch, and my speedos bunch up real bad

but in a good way, right? :D

what gets mine in a bunch?

Bucknaked showing up here only once every 23290329 days

brat316
04-20-2009, 06:52 PM
going to baseball games in cold weather

nrk
04-20-2009, 07:43 PM
Old people who still think they can drive.

the decider13
04-20-2009, 08:07 PM
Old people who still think they can drive.

I almost T-boned an old lady today in midwest city who turned in to my lane. She almost caused a really bad accident. Crazy old people.

ATLDirtyBirds
04-20-2009, 08:22 PM
Yeah, this seriously pissed me off for that very reason... why the ****... freaking middle school losers. Ugh, I am a Freshman but I hate every single freshmen in my god damn school, they can go **** themselves.


Roll up out the club with your peoples and pistol whip the ************.

Brent
04-20-2009, 08:43 PM
Malaka, I like to think of you as someone those of us here can mold in to a productive member of society. With that said, you're a juvenile, which means no matter what you do, you can get away with it so long as you dont kill the guy. Get some fools to back you up and then find that guy and beat that **** out of him. Dont use weapons though, only fists.

MetSox17
04-20-2009, 08:48 PM
What i don't understand is; Why the hell do you have the phone number of some douchebag middle schooler in the first place?