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A Perfect Score
04-01-2009, 02:53 AM
Anyone pulling any sick pranks this year? I pulled the Scrubs and put those dissolvable soup cubes inside the shower head in the washroom in my suite (I share a shower with 5 other guys). This one gigantic douchebag is always the first one up, and hes one of those guys who is really concious of how he looks and ****, so tomorrow, hes going to smell like soup all day after his shower. Going to be very funny. I also super glued everyone's toothbrush but mine to whereever they were in the bathroom. Tomorrow morning should be funny as hell.

You guys doing anything funny?

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-01-2009, 06:56 AM
Thanks for reminding me. I must plan something

Beans
04-01-2009, 07:04 AM
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nrk
04-01-2009, 11:00 AM
Hopefully your roommate isn't as crazy as Hooch.

JT Jag
04-01-2009, 11:04 AM
I posted a "official AP report" on one of the big Crimson Tide messageboards, detailing that Alabama was going to forfeit games from 2008.

The first letter of each sentence spells out "APRIL FOOLS".

slightlyaraiderfan
04-01-2009, 11:39 AM
God, thats awesome APS!

Sike, I hate you.

Gay Ork Wang
04-01-2009, 11:41 AM
I hope one day we can call this day the "Why so serious?" Day

bored of education
04-01-2009, 11:41 AM
wow Aps is a 3rd grader.

bored of education
04-01-2009, 11:46 AM
Smelling like soup is not a bad thing either better than ummm wet dog

Brent
04-01-2009, 11:49 AM
he did it with bullion cube APS...

Hollywood
04-01-2009, 11:54 AM
Did anyone else see that movie playing on Adult Swim last night? LOL wtf was that, I couldn't turn the channel!

CJSchneider
04-01-2009, 12:54 PM
This year in Louisiana, State Testing begins today.

M.O.T.H.
04-01-2009, 03:42 PM
Did anyone else see that movie playing on Adult Swim last night? LOL wtf was that, I couldn't turn the channel!

Seriously, that pissed me off...I stayed up late watching movies and I'm like, "alright time to finish off a good night with some late night family guy"...and that god awful movie was on. ugh. I figured it was an April Fool's joke. It did piss me off, though. haha.

nrk
04-01-2009, 03:44 PM
Seriously, that pissed me off...I stayed up late watching movies and I'm like, "alright time to finish off a good night with some late night family guy"...and that god awful movie was on. ugh. I figured it was an April Fool's joke. It did piss me off, though. haha.

I think I had it on for like 5 minutes and thought it was either an April fools joke or a weird episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

CashmoneyDrew
04-01-2009, 03:46 PM
Smelling like soup is not a bad thing either better than ummm wet dog

Apparently white people smell like wet dog. Or so I've heard. I wouldn't know anything about that.

skinzzfan25
04-01-2009, 03:51 PM
Hopefully your roommate isn't as crazy as Hooch.

Hooch is crazy...

M.O.T.H.
04-01-2009, 03:51 PM
http://www.theroommovie.com/roompics/postera.jpg

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-01-2009, 03:55 PM
Apparently white people smell like wet dog. Or so I've heard. I wouldn't know anything about that.

I think that is so funny that black people say that. Anyone who is dirty smells bad including black people. In my personal experience(usually playing basketball) black people smell foul when they sweat. I know a lot of people smell when they sweat but FOUL is what I normally smell when I hoop with black people.




Lets see how this goes!!!

Hollywood
04-01-2009, 04:04 PM
I keep sending my friend emails as *** men making it look like i posted an ad on craigslist with his phone number and pic asking for nsa *** sex.

M.O.T.H.
04-01-2009, 04:23 PM
There was no way I could watch all of that movie on adult swim but, I did just read that the guy with the long hair ends up killing himself in the end. ha. He's also the writer and director of the movie. ugh.

brat316
04-01-2009, 04:29 PM
was it the Aqua Teen hunger force movie



People usually smell like what they eat, eat lots of fruits and naturally sweet and juicy food you'll smell kind of sweet. Eat lots of beef and chicken and spicy dark food, you'll smell like crap.

M.O.T.H.
04-01-2009, 04:33 PM
No, it was an April Fool's Joke...they were playing a movie called "The Room", a movie that many have labled as the worst movie ever made. An unintentionally funny drama.

Hollywood
04-01-2009, 04:35 PM
There was no way I could watch all of that movie on adult swim but, I did just read that the guy with the long hair ends up killing himself in the end. ha. He's also the writer and director of the movie. ugh.

So I looked it up on IMDB and it apparently won the award for best feature film at the Miami film festival. :confused: Way to represent Miami....

brat316
04-01-2009, 04:37 PM
So I looked it up on IMDB and it apparently won the award for best feature film at the Miami film festival. :confused: Way to represent Miami....

no apparently this just means that Miami Film Festival = crap.

Hollywood
04-01-2009, 04:40 PM
no apparently this just means that Miami Film Festival = crap.

well uh yea, that's kind of the point..though it did win as the audience choice and from reading more about it this film supposedly has a cult like following.

M.O.T.H.
04-01-2009, 04:44 PM
At first glance, I thought it was softcore porn. lol. I turned it on right at the scene when some chick and the best friend started to get it on with their clothes on, on some stairs. Some crazy voice overed moaning and groaning and obstructed view by stair railings for the win. haha. There was also this funny scene when the kid was on drugs or something and then like two minutes later he was playing catch on some dudes roof with the long haired guy. Tossing the ball back in fourth a good two feet...and they do this for like a minute. "Thanks for playing catch with me Johnny, I have to go now." What?

hobbes2053
04-01-2009, 05:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

awfullyquiet
04-01-2009, 06:05 PM
i was planning a conficker scare for the western half of the united states.

who else would be diabolical enough to do it.

btw. if you haven't had a good time yet. you should really look into it.

bored of education
04-01-2009, 06:06 PM
i was planning a conficker scare for the western half of the united states.

who else would be diabolical enough to do it.

btw. if you haven't had a good time yet. you should really look into it.

usually the call only lasts 2 minutes.

awfullyquiet
04-01-2009, 06:09 PM
usually the call only lasts 2 minutes.

that's not my fault.

bored of education
04-01-2009, 06:11 PM
that's not my fault.

I am not saying it is :D

steelersfan43
04-01-2009, 06:17 PM
what is that number for AQ?

brat316
04-01-2009, 06:21 PM
what is that number for AQ?

303 499 7111
http://tf.nist.gov/stations/sig.html

NIST radio station WWV broadcasts time and frequency information 24 hours per day, 7 days per week to millions of listeners worldwide. WWV is located in Fort Collins, Colorado, about 100 kilometers north of Denver. The broadcast information includes time announcements, standard time intervals, standard frequencies, UT1 time corrections, a BCD time code, geophysical alerts, marine storm warnings, and Global Positioning System (GPS) status reports.

ChezPower4
04-01-2009, 06:26 PM
Here in Chicago the local radio station told everyone that the naming rights to Wrigley Field were sold and that the Field is now called Boeing Air Field. The station has still not told everyone that it's a joke and a lot of people are livid. hahaha

steelersfan43
04-01-2009, 06:26 PM
Lol worst phone number ever. All i heard was a beep

Philliez01
04-01-2009, 08:14 PM
I emailed this to my teacher after class. It's not real clever but eh, why not?


I was with this girl and we obviously both liked each other. But she wanted a relationship and I didn't which led to some insane argument.

She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". I confided in her, this story that I have barely told anyone.

It was Christmas Eve and me and my sister went to bed happy imagining the next day's gifts. We raced to wake up our parents on Christmas Morning so we could open presents. We ran in our parents room to see an empty bed and my mother crying. It was terrible, my real biological father walked out on us and we haven't seen him again. That's why I guess Christmas isn't the same though I do have an awesome dad now.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I must've ruptured a huge vessel as blood oozed down her shirt.

She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and I attempted to stammer apologies. I was so guilty and shocked, I've never lost my temper!

Finally, I came to my senses and ran to help her out. Then, I heard the door slam and she took off in her car. So I went to my room and broke down in tears..

My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared....

and said your moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought now forget it, yo homes to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air!

SimonRath
04-01-2009, 08:51 PM
my gf asked me how sex was today an i said "ehh"
she didnt appreciate that april fools joke very much..

steelersfan43
04-01-2009, 08:51 PM
lol phillies.

But if it was real why would you tell your teacher about that?

Philliez01
04-01-2009, 08:59 PM
lol phillies.

But if it was real why would you tell your teacher about that?

I titled "Dropping Out".

It's a Management & Entrepreneurship class and all we do is make shock humor jokes. It's a diverse class but our jokes continously offend her so we kept going. I thought a domestic battery joke would be the next step.

steelersfan43
04-01-2009, 09:04 PM
I titled "Dropping Out".

It's a Management & Entrepreneurship class and all we do is make shock humor jokes. It's a diverse class but our jokes continously offend her so we kept going. I thought a domestic battery joke would be the next step.
lol

What if she never saw fresh prince?

Philliez01
04-01-2009, 09:31 PM
What if she never saw fresh prince?

Psh, yeah okay...that's a plausible scenario.

:p

CC.SD
04-01-2009, 10:10 PM
I just received a call from a private number saying my parents had been in an accident and I needed to get to Cedar Sinai hospital.

It was an april fools joke from one of my soulless brothers. as soon as I hit "reply" i'm ordering a dozen pizzas to his house.

CJSchneider
04-01-2009, 10:38 PM
I just received a call from a private number saying my parents had been in an accident and I needed to get to Cedar Sinai hospital.

It was an april fools joke from one of my soulless brothers. as soon as I hit "reply" i'm ordering a dozen pizzas to his house.

Dude, time to set up a *** nsa sex ad on craiglist for him on that one.

awfullyquiet
04-02-2009, 09:58 AM
Dude, time to set up a *** nsa sex ad on craiglist for him on that one.

that's legit. when i move back home, i'm going to do that to my brother.