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jballa838
04-02-2009, 08:27 PM
I need some ill ideas. I have a little over a month, but I want to bring the house down.

fischbowl
04-02-2009, 08:32 PM
Puppetry of the *****. I know your Mormon crowd will go wild!

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-02-2009, 08:32 PM
Show them your schlong.

brat316
04-02-2009, 08:33 PM
learn to break dance

CJSchneider
04-02-2009, 08:51 PM
Learn how to do this dance (http://www.livevideo.com/video/blanko/768678D372564876B5546D68A2E041E0/napoleon-dynamite-dance-scene.aspx)

princefielder28
04-02-2009, 08:53 PM
Do a comedy skit making fun of the faculty

Addict
04-02-2009, 08:55 PM
demonstrate how to make and detonate nitroglycerin.

if you want to bring the house down, that's the only way to go.

bantx
04-02-2009, 09:20 PM
Do what i did in my avy and you will win instantly.

brat316
04-02-2009, 09:28 PM
Do what i did in my avy and you will win instantly.

thats you?

jballa838
04-02-2009, 09:33 PM
Yes that is me in my AVY

I dont know. is it.

Caddy
04-02-2009, 09:44 PM
Do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQqUizFv-bU

brat316
04-02-2009, 09:45 PM
Rick and ROll your school

The Unseen
04-02-2009, 09:47 PM
Q&A with Dr. Gene Ray the Wisest Human (www.timecube.com (http://www.timecube.com))

(yes I just discovered this site)

Caddy
04-02-2009, 09:54 PM
Q&A with Dr. Gene Ray the Wisest Human (www.timecube.com (http://www.timecube.com))

(yes I just discovered this site)


If I tell a human that his 4-corner
head (nose, 2 ears and back corner)
has only a 1-corner face, the dumb-
ass will say to me - "prove it". He
knows not that his face is a corner.

Ummmm what?

bantx
04-02-2009, 09:56 PM
Rick and ROll your school

this is a great idea

The Unseen
04-02-2009, 10:19 PM
Ummmm what?


The site is a virtual gold mine of mental retardedness. I'm only half kidding there - I think the guy has serious mental issues, having watching some of his interviews.

raiderfan_89
04-02-2009, 10:22 PM
ask out the hottest teacher in your school, get some and tell everyone.
you'd get the title in an instant.

ironman4579
04-02-2009, 10:31 PM
The site is a virtual gold mine of mental retardedness. I'm only half kidding there - I think the guy has serious mental issues, having watching some of his interviews.

WOW, that guy is completely nuts.

TACKLE
04-02-2009, 10:34 PM
Get Jake Locker to come to your school than bribe him to lose in a competition to you.

If you can beat Jake, you can beat anybody.

Brent
04-02-2009, 11:49 PM
Murder someone. No one will forget that.

CashmoneyDrew
04-03-2009, 12:26 AM
Suck your own dick!!!!!

TACKLE
04-03-2009, 12:26 AM
Murder someone. No one will forget that.

Lame. It's been done to death. *insert sarcastic laugh at own joke*

El Peefs?????
04-03-2009, 12:29 AM
If you don't know what your talents are by now then you probably have none worth noting and should just give up.

Remember, you can't fail if you never try.

CJSchneider
04-03-2009, 11:59 AM
Q&A with Dr. Gene Ray the Wisest Human (www.timecube.com (http://www.timecube.com))

(yes I just discovered this site)

http://www.freefoto.com/images/01/08/01_08_18---Duck_web.jpg

That guy is a quack.

RaiderNation
04-03-2009, 12:26 PM
Do a dunk from a trampoline like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xChq9LiY2I

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyZWVFVpvJE&feature=related

BrownsTown
04-03-2009, 12:29 PM
Lip sync "Never Gonna Give You Up"

CJSchneider
04-03-2009, 12:31 PM
Lip sync "Never Gonna Give You Up"

Who has to lip-sync when they sing that song, really?

j05son
04-03-2009, 06:49 PM
Perform or Lipsync this.

5KYvpskat0I

B-Dawk
04-03-2009, 07:00 PM
do the mario thing, always a killer

jballa838
05-14-2009, 01:07 PM
well, its tonight. Doing something epic. Pics and or a video (OMGz!) to come after the weekend most likely, (also state track meet this weekend. Wish me luck in that also)

jballa838
05-14-2009, 11:16 PM
went with the lightsaber fight. got 2nd overall. not bad.

princefielder28
05-14-2009, 11:17 PM
went with the lightsaber fight. got 2nd overall. not bad.

Congrats!

What did the winner go with?

CJSchneider
05-14-2009, 11:17 PM
I want to see video of that.

YAYareaRB
05-14-2009, 11:52 PM
I had an event like this at my school. Juniors and Seniors are eligible. My Senior year I didn't really have to do anything to win but when I was a Junior I came up with my talent while I walking up to the middle of the gym. I basically started roasting the teachers and the rest of the faculty. I didn't win but.. well I got suspended so I guess I wouldn't suggest this.

jballa838
05-15-2009, 12:01 AM
Congrats!

What did the winner go with?
he sang and had a slide show. it was pretty meh. but for swimwear he had tiny boardshorts and his pet snake around his neck. I think he won it there.

jballa838
05-15-2009, 12:02 AM
I want to see video of that.
i have gotten around 6 texts that said i filmed your talent and 20+ that said nice talent.

jballa838
05-25-2009, 03:26 PM
here it is
WIhPRr1lJ_0

CJSchneider
05-25-2009, 03:35 PM
Awesome, that was great.

Brent
05-25-2009, 03:38 PM
I was expecting more but that was entertaining.

jballa838
05-25-2009, 03:41 PM
Awesome, that was great.
thanks CJ. here is my friend's talent.
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the sound people didn't start it soon enough i think. oh well. It was pretty tight.

footnote: Footloose was filmed across the street basically from my H.S. Some of it was filmed in our gym.

jballa838
05-25-2009, 03:42 PM
I was expecting more but that was entertaining.
It honestly wasn't as clean as I was wanting, so I agree there. Vader was my track coach, and he had a kid the weekend before, practice time wasn't really available.