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kalbears13
04-03-2009, 12:50 PM
So the guys across the hall in my dorm came in while I was gone and my roommate left the door open and placed an axe grenade in our room for no reason.

In retaliation my roommate and a friend of ours put shaving cream on their door.

They then seran wrapped, TP'd and put shaving cream on the door handles of both my car and my roommates car.

I'm pissed off because they made MY room smell and did all that stuff to my car and I haven't done anything to them.

I am furious and I am not one to be one upped. Have any ideas? (Keep in mind we are all friends.)

My best idea so far is to go to Michaels and get a bunch of glitter and pour it in their beds, clothes, carpet, couch and air vent.

Brent
04-03-2009, 12:53 PM
My best idea so far is to go to Michaels and get a bunch of glitter and pour it in their beds, clothes, carpet, couch and air vent.
Amazing. That is a good one.

CashmoneyDrew
04-03-2009, 12:55 PM
One of my favorite pranks I've pulled is while my roommate was out to class, me and my other roomies turned everything in his room upside down. Everything. It was pretty funny but I don't think it's exactly what you're looking for.

kalbears13
04-03-2009, 01:01 PM
Amazing. That is a good one.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

One of my favorite pranks I've pulled is while my roommate was out to class, me and my other roomies turned everything in his room upside down. Everything. It was pretty funny but I don't think it's exactly what you're looking for.

We were thinking of flipping their stuff around because their room is symmetrical.

I am kind of afraid that they'll use their master key that they have because they work for maintenance.

brat316
04-03-2009, 01:15 PM
turn up their heater, then once it gets really hot, turn it off. Then add at ton of glitter and paper confetti to all the vents.

They turn the A/C on bam its like a party in there.


this one is just wrong but take a crap in their toilet, a massive one preferably and then turn up the heat. And if you want you can combine this one with the glitter.

If they don't have a bathroom find some dog **** and hit it under their bed or put it in the middle of the floor and turn up the heat.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-03-2009, 01:21 PM
turn up their heater, then once it gets really hot, turn it off. Then add at ton of glitter and paper confetti to all the vents.

They turn the A/C on bam its like a party in there.


this one is just wrong but take a crap in their toilet, a massive one preferably and then turn up the heat. And if you want you can combine this one with the glitter.

If they don't have a bathroom find some dog **** and hit it under their bed or put it in the middle of the floor and turn up the heat.

If there is any way you can get in there car without them knowing or them thinking you are grabbing something like a cd or w/e take some dog/human **** and pull there vent out and drop it down there. There air will smell awful

kalbears13
04-03-2009, 01:33 PM
I'm not going for permanent damage. I also want to do more than just the glitter too.

BTW we don't have a choice between AC and the Heater.

I want to put the glitter everywhere and have them clean it up and have the AC off and then eventually after it's clean and they turn on the AC then they have to clean it up again.

brat316
04-03-2009, 01:39 PM
If they have refrigerators turn it all the way down, and then push all their food against the walls. In about 12 hr or less everything that was touching the walls will be frozen.

CJSchneider
04-03-2009, 01:39 PM
If you can get into their room, find their shampoo bottle, and piss or **** in it.

Put colored clothing dye in their shower-head if they have a bathroom attached to their dorm room.

kalbears13
04-03-2009, 01:49 PM
If you can get into their room, find their shampoo bottle, and piss or **** in it.

Put colored clothing dye in their shower-head if they have a bathroom attached to their dorm room.

The whole hall has one bathroom so that won't work.

killxswitch
04-03-2009, 01:53 PM
Where are you located?

If you are somewhere that is still very cold, or if you have access to a large freezer, piss on a pizza plate, let it freeze, and slide it under their door at night or while they're in class face-down so when the pee thaws it sinks into the carpet. No room access needed.

drowe
04-03-2009, 01:54 PM
off the top of my head...

1-Upper Decker (poop in their toilet tank).

2-write their phone # on a dollar bill...or several dollar bills with a message to call the number for a funny joke or tracking purposes or whatever else you could come up with. somebody did that to me and i got phone calls for months. only works if you live on a college campus.

3-put a dead fish under their bedding. works really well if you pin it against the side of the bed least accessable to them.

4-print off the most graphic, disgusting, offensive porn you can find and put it everywhere. backpacks, coat pockets, car, under their bed. the point is for somebody else to find it before they do. be creative.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-03-2009, 01:54 PM
Just wait till you guys are about to go out and once he is ready to step out the door just drill him with eggs so he has to shower and change all over again

art vandelay
04-03-2009, 01:56 PM
Take some baby powder and put it right near the bottom of the door when it is closed. If it isn't closed, that is better. However, if the door is closed this will only work if there is a space between the floor and the bottom of the door. Get a fan and blow the powder into the room. It spreads everywhere, it's awesome. It may sound lame but it's a ***** to clean if you do enough of it (from experience on both sides).

drowe
04-03-2009, 01:57 PM
Where are you located?

If you are somewhere that is still very cold, or if you have access to a large freezer, piss on a pizza plate, let it freeze, and slide it under their door at night or while they're in class face-down so when the pee thaws it sinks into the carpet. No room access needed.

this is one of my favorites. if he asked a month earlier, this would've been #1 on my list...well...maybe #2. NOTHING beats a good upper decker.

CJSchneider
04-03-2009, 02:06 PM
off the top of my head...

1-Upper Decker (poop in their toilet tank).

2-write their phone # on a dollar bill...or several dollar bills with a message to call the number for a funny joke or tracking purposes or whatever else you could come up with. somebody did that to me and i got phone calls for months. only works if you live on a college campus.

3-put a dead fish under their bedding. works really well if you pin it against the side of the bed least accessable to them.

4-print off the most graphic, disgusting, offensive porn you can find and put it everywhere. backpacks, coat pockets, car, under their bed. the point is for somebody else to find it before they do. be creative.

Brutal, those are awesome, LOL.

D-Unit
04-03-2009, 02:13 PM
Get a bucket or trash can... fill it up with water and lean it against their door. Knock real loud on the door and laugh as they open to see who's there. ...only works if the door opens inwards (thought I might add that lol).

CashmoneyDrew
04-03-2009, 02:15 PM
Get a bucket or trash can... fill it up with water and lean it against their door. Knock real loud on the door and laugh as they open to see who's there. ...only works if the door opens inwards (thought I might add that lol).

I've done that. Really pissed my friend off.

fischbowl
04-03-2009, 02:26 PM
I've upper-deckered about 6 times. Good stuff

kalbears13
04-09-2009, 06:21 PM
So the both of them went to work and left their door open. I felt this was the perfect time to strike. I took off their door and put it in a little area where the pay phone used to be down the hall. I then turned up(? the lowest temperature) on their fridge and I switched their mattresses.

One of them came back from work while I was asking around for glitter and walked in and out of his room 4 times before realizing that the door was gone. He somehow figured out where it was and tried putting it back up but it was hard because it was just him so he couldn't lift it up and screw it in. He was pissed off because he had to go somewhere. I was laughing my ass off. He even asked me for help which I thought was kind of stupid. He still hasn't realized the other two things yet.

TheBuffaloBills
04-09-2009, 06:32 PM
Hey Kal, by any chance, do you have chest hair, or know somebody with chest hair? Because if you do, you should get a match and singe it off. Yeah, it will suck that you'll lose your chest hair, but there room will smell soooooo bad for a couple of days. It will be the worst smell ever.

kalbears13
04-09-2009, 06:34 PM
Hey Kal, by any chance, do you have chest hair, or know somebody with chest hair? Because if you do, you should get a match and singe it off. Yeah, it will suck that you'll lose your chest hair, but there room will smell soooooo bad for a couple of days. It will be the worst smell ever.

My roommate has an abundance but I don't think I'll be able to get into their room for a while.

Brent
04-09-2009, 06:41 PM
Hey Kal, by any chance, do you have chest hair, or know somebody with chest hair? Because if you do, you should get a match and singe it off. Yeah, it will suck that you'll lose your chest hair, but there room will smell soooooo bad for a couple of days. It will be the worst smell ever.
or he could just buzz his head and light the hair on fire

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-09-2009, 06:45 PM
If you can run fast just take a plastic back and pick up some fresh dog **** and knock on their door and when one answers just drill it at their face

Job
04-09-2009, 06:53 PM
You're like the opposite of originality.

ATLDirtyBirds
04-09-2009, 06:55 PM
**** in the sock. Not only will it smell and be disgusting but once a friend actually put the sock with the **** inside of it. Classic.

A Perfect Score
04-09-2009, 07:48 PM
Seriously, my personal fave is taking some sort of dissolving cube (Bouillon, Soup, etc.) and put in inside their showerhead. When they take a shower, the cube dissolves and they smell like ******* soup for a week. Its great. Got my roommate with that on April Fools.

PalmerToCJ
04-09-2009, 09:11 PM
List a random item for free or a pretty cheap (and believable) price on Craigslist. We always like to put 'USED MUSTANG WHEELS FREE'. You could also list them in a believable gay ad on Craigslist. Let people email you then give them their number.

You wouldn't believe the amount of calls you get off that along with the confusion/awkwardness of the calls.

CJSchneider
04-09-2009, 09:18 PM
I like the printing of multiple, disturbing porn images placed in and about a person's property (car back seat, jacket pocket, back of their books) and just set back and; a) watch them scramble after they find the first of many or b) try to explain when someone else finds one.

ATLDirtyBirds
04-12-2009, 07:48 PM
Alright, I'm open to suggestions. A friend of mine is going to be out for a week. He is allowing me access to his house. I've got ideas, but I want to hear what you've got.

CJSchneider
04-12-2009, 07:51 PM
read over the last couple of pages and take your pick.