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LookItsAlDavis
04-03-2009, 05:33 PM
http://sporeflections.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/billy_oxyclean.jpg vs. http://thedomesticgoddess.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/e0e1693f2d7f107a57ff9d324550a3d9c6439a74.jpg vs. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KSsdjEIuHFc/SZJ_BHIcmaI/AAAAAAAAFjc/MjRcbiHn9xI/s400/Anthony+Sullivan.jpg


I don't know why, but I found myself thinking this after seeing a point and paint, shamwow, and weedaug commercial all in one sitting. Who has the upper hand?

dabears10
04-03-2009, 05:37 PM
Billy Mays

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Hurricanes25
04-03-2009, 05:37 PM
Billy Mays. He is a legend

JRTPlaya21
04-03-2009, 05:40 PM
Billy Mays. Lock

holt_bruce81
04-03-2009, 05:43 PM
Vince Shlomi baby!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Ha, I find that hilarious.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-03-2009, 05:52 PM
Just because he beats up girls doesn't mean he can take the creator of all things
http://jstud.com/i_dominate/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/billy-mays.jpg

Brent
04-03-2009, 05:59 PM
1) I like how the logo on his shirt in R/W/O's post is just poorly photoshopped on there.

2) Billy Mays would beat the other two to death with their own crappy products.

tjsunstein
04-03-2009, 06:02 PM
Billy Mays doesnt create anything, he buys ideas from people who dont know what to do with them.

Genius!

E-Man
04-03-2009, 06:04 PM
This is a tough one, but I'll have to go with Bill Mays due to size. He'd do a bionic elbow on the Shamwow guy while he has Sullivan in a rear naked choke.

Strongside
04-03-2009, 06:06 PM
Billy Mays. His power is maximum.

B-Dawk
04-03-2009, 07:12 PM
billy mays by far

The_Dude
04-03-2009, 07:17 PM
I don't know who wins & i don't care.... All i care about is that they all somehow die in the battle royale.

Bills2083
04-03-2009, 07:26 PM
none of them come close to this guy with his snuggie!

http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/assets_c/2009/03/slanket-thumb-490x251.jpg


when you see him the first word that comes to mind is badass.

Donno
04-03-2009, 07:54 PM
Billy Mays would tear anus

OSUGiants17
04-03-2009, 07:56 PM
Billy Mays FTW

CJSchneider
04-03-2009, 07:58 PM
Surely we could add this guy to the mix and make it a tag-team event.

http://evancarmichael.com/MM/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ron_popeil.jpg

ChezPower4
04-04-2009, 12:51 PM
The other two would not fight Mays in fear of being destroyed and embarrassed. Plus Billy could sell those products better than the other two can.

Staubach12
04-04-2009, 01:32 PM
Billy Mays is clearly the favorite. He looks like he could rip some people up. However, Vince Shlomi looks like he'd be a bit quick and scrappy. I'm not really sure... probably Mays.

Splat
04-04-2009, 01:45 PM
I don't even know the 3rd guy.

Dr. Gonzo
04-04-2009, 01:53 PM
If we are adding people this guy would surely win

http://aliveat95.com/mediashare/eg/kevamh2peeyadh944cqk7k1xd9m0ud-org.jpg

He refuses to ******* die. He is over 90 and he could still kick 99 percent of the worlds populations ass.

His juicer is also fantastic.

http://www.jacklalanneriverpool.com/0328liv_lalanne.jpg

HawkeyeFan
04-04-2009, 02:13 PM
^^^ who is that old man?

Bills2083
04-04-2009, 02:35 PM
^^^ who is that old man?


He is Jack LaLanne

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_La_Lanne

SuperMcGee
04-04-2009, 02:41 PM
http://images.vimeo.com/21/19/79/211979773/211979773_200.jpg

The bridge mix, fool!

josh07039
04-04-2009, 03:54 PM
http://images.vimeo.com/21/19/79/211979773/211979773_200.jpg

The bridge mix, fool!
GENIUS. Just perfect.

LookItsAlDavis
04-04-2009, 04:34 PM
I don't even know the 3rd guy.

He's a spokesman for a cash-for-gold scam and various housekeeping made easy devices.

Brent
04-04-2009, 05:38 PM
I think you are all forgetting another important Ameritrade spokesperson:

http://www.ctfarmland.org/graphics/CCF07-Sam-Waterston-farm-celebration.jpg

CashmoneyDrew
04-04-2009, 05:46 PM
I think you are all forgetting another important Ameritrade spokesperson:

http://www.ctfarmland.org/graphics/CCF07-Sam-Waterston-farm-celebration.jpg

You're not gonna be another one of those 9999 drop outs are you?

tjsunstein
04-04-2009, 06:23 PM
No one would win cause it wil never happen. Seriously, Billy Mays would win just by having his name in it. The other two are playing for second.