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RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-06-2009, 01:03 PM
If she was hot would you??

http://chisblassternardone.blogspot.com/2009/04/man-paid-2500-to-impregnate-neighbors.html

vatech=accdomination
04-06-2009, 01:07 PM
that sucks for both dudes.

Michigan
04-06-2009, 01:20 PM
The only people I feel sorry for are the friend's 2 children.

To everyone else: WTF?!

eaglesalltheway
04-06-2009, 01:22 PM
It says she was a former beauty queen, so yeah, I'd do it. For more, she wouldn't have to be hot.;)

CashmoneyDrew
04-06-2009, 01:52 PM
Greatest story ever. The best part is the headline where it says, "Man paid to impregnate neighbor. Fails 72 times.

Bahahahahahaha!!!!

My President is Black
04-06-2009, 01:54 PM
Haha it took them 72 tries before thinking to go to the doctor?

CJSchneider
04-06-2009, 01:57 PM
I can just hear that conversation.

Guy 1 "Again?"

Guy 2 "Well, it didn't take. Please just one more time."

Guy 1 "Ok, but just one more time."

Guy 2 "Thanks bro, I owe you one."

Guy 1 "Yeah, I tell ya, the things I go through for a friend."

eaglesalltheway
04-06-2009, 02:41 PM
I think, since she was a beauty queen, he should have payed them $2,500, considering it was 72 times, haha.

TitanHope
04-06-2009, 03:33 PM
When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don't like this any more than you...

BULL HONKEY!!!

Addict
04-06-2009, 04:03 PM
I can just hear that conversation.

Guy 1 "Again?"

Guy 2 "Well, it didn't take. Please just one more time."

Guy 1 "I don't know man."

Guy 2 "Listen, bro. I know you like her but --."

Guy 1 "She's my wife, of course I like her!"

Guy 2 "As I said, I know you like her. But there's a code. Bros before hoes, man"

Guy 1 "Point taken, go ahead"



fixed it for you.

WMD
04-06-2009, 04:42 PM
I can offer this service for much cheaper.

the decider13
04-06-2009, 04:46 PM
I would just give back the money...got everything I needed from it lol

Brent
04-06-2009, 04:53 PM
BULL HONKEY!!!
Maybe he has a small *****?

Best part:
except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children

CashmoneyDrew
04-06-2009, 06:03 PM
Best part:

That's probably why she objected to it so much. Not because she actually cared about him. lol

aNYtitan
04-06-2009, 06:05 PM
Damn 72 times, thats about $35 each time. Seems like great rates lol

brat316
04-06-2009, 06:07 PM
Damn 72 times, thats about $35 each time. Seems like great rates lol

ahahha


He could have just paid the neighbor 2500 to borrow his sperm and then get it put inside her. But no, he wanted his neighbor to have sex with his wife.

Germany? I wonder if *** Ork Wang knows about this?

CJSchneider
04-06-2009, 06:10 PM
You know the Germans always make great stuff.

Addict
04-06-2009, 06:48 PM
ahahha


He could have just paid the neighbor 2500 to borrow his sperm and then get it put inside her. But no, he wanted his neighbor to have sex with his wife.

Germany? I wonder if *** Ork Wang knows about this?

He probably denies everything, just like when that guy paid some other guy to eat his *****.

Xonraider
04-06-2009, 06:55 PM
wow they all got severely pwned

gameplaya2435
04-06-2009, 07:16 PM
"Shocked everyone, except his wife"

If she knew he was sterile, why did he let him **** her neighbor 72 times?

WMD
04-06-2009, 07:38 PM
Best part: except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children
Word on the streets is that later on that night, she also broke the news to him that she is a broom.

MetSox17
04-06-2009, 07:46 PM
He could have just paid the neighbor 2500 to borrow his sperm and then get it put inside her.

That whole process would probably cost them about 20x more than that.

WMD
04-06-2009, 07:56 PM
That whole process would probably cost them about 20x more than that.
All they would need is a cup and a funnel.

Addict
04-06-2009, 08:38 PM
All they would need is a cup and a funnel.

you and your complicated solutions:

http://www.medsafe.govt.nz/consumers/cmi/n/nasaclearpic2.gif

Brent
04-06-2009, 08:41 PM
All they would need is a turkey baster
This is probably more accurate.

CJSchneider
04-06-2009, 08:59 PM
I don't think it was the 72 times, but the oral sex to start things off that really set people off.