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jsang74
04-19-2009, 02:13 PM
Alright if anyone has played such classics as "The Family Guy Drinking Game" and "The Presedential Debates Drinking Game" this is going to be along those lines. I've come up with some rules but would like some input for more good rules..

1. Every time Mel Kiper does the Hawk stare, take 3 drinks.
2. Every time Chris Berman says "Raydas", take 3 drinks.
3. Every time they cut to the Professor John Clayton, drink 2.
4. Every time someone says "boom" or "bust" drink 1
5. Every time someone makes a joke about the lions taking a receiver, take 5.
6. If the crowd boos your team's pick finish your drink.
7. If the crowd cheers your teams pick give out 10 drinks.
8. If Kiper and McShay start arguing, drink 6.
9. Every time a pick is traded, drink 3.
10. Every time they show the Jets draft blunders, drink 5.
11. Every time Erin Andrews is on screen drink 1, and comment on all the things you would like to do to her.
12. One drink for every time they mention Ryan Leaf or Tony Mandarich, drink 3.
13. When they flash back to the Vikings being late on their pick, take a drink.
14. When Mel's hair is mentioned, take a drink.
15. When a commercial for the new Madden game is aired, take a drink.
16. Take a drink every time Chris Berman brings up, "Circling the wagons"
17. Every time you're reminded Tom Brady was a 6th round pick, drink
18. Drink every time the Raiders draft anyone who runs under 4.4

And I know there is probably versions of this already made but it's way more fun to make your own rules.

Shane P. Hallam
04-19-2009, 02:15 PM
Every time they play the Jets draft blunders should be in there, along with the Trev Albert debacle.

Gotta also have something with the green room/Erin Andrews in there.

JHG722
04-19-2009, 02:16 PM
4. Every time someone says "boom" or "bust" drink 1

What about something about every time they mention a bust i.e. Ryan Leaf. Especially this year with 3 QBs who could go in the first if teams reach.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-19-2009, 02:16 PM
What if we are drinking liquor??? I can not take 6 shots if Kiper and Mcshay are arguing.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-19-2009, 02:17 PM
If the last guy in the green room is still on the board at 20, pour some of your drink on the floor in his honour.

jsang74
04-19-2009, 02:18 PM
What if we are drinking liquor??? I can not take 6 shots if Kiper and Mcshay are arguing.

My version is played with beer. I don't think any of the TV show games work good with shots, especially when you don't want to get up.

princefielder28
04-19-2009, 02:19 PM
What if we are drinking liquor??? I can not take 6 shots if Kiper and Mcshay are arguing.

Then it's gonna be a good night. What's wrong with that?

Crickett
04-19-2009, 02:22 PM
Alright if anyone has played such classics as "The Family Guy Drinking Game" and "The Presedential Debates Drinking Game" this is going to be along those lines. I've come up with some rules but would like some input for more good rules..

Here's what I have so far:
1. Every time Mel Kiper does the Hawk stare, take 3 drinks.
2. Every time Chris Berman says "Raydas", take 3 drinks.
3. Every time they cut to the Professor John Clayton, drink 2.
4. Every time someone says "boom" or "bust" drink 1
5. Every time someone makes a joke about the lions taking a receiver, take 5.
6. If the crowd boos your team's pick finish your drink.
7. If the crowd cheers your teams pick give out 10 drinks.
8. If Kiper and McShay start arguing, drink 6.
9. Every time a pick is traded, drink 3.


You'd be dead of alcohol poisoning long before the draft actually started. Reduce the number to drink 1 for each of these and maybe you'd make it to the second pick before they needed to call the hearse.

Shane P. Hallam
04-19-2009, 02:23 PM
It's beer guys, I think you'll last :P

Crickett
04-19-2009, 02:25 PM
It's beer guys, I think you'll last :P

Look at the rules and think about how frequently those events occur. Even with beer, you might as well get the kegs ready, you're going to need several dozen. Or hundred.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-19-2009, 02:29 PM
If I am drinking beer I could do it no problem. I can drink a case myself if I am having fun.

art vandelay
04-19-2009, 02:30 PM
Here's a couple more I came up with...

When they inevitably flash back to the Vikings being late on their pick, take a drink.

When Mel's hair is mentioned, take a drink.

When a commercial for the new Madden game is aired, take a drink.

jsang74
04-19-2009, 02:32 PM
Also keep in mind the longer the game lasts, the more rules you miss.

And we probably won't start until the draft starts, no one wants to get up for the pre-draft.

TheBuffaloBills
04-19-2009, 02:36 PM
I got a new one, take a drink everytime Chris Berman brings up, "Circling the wagons" when Buffalo is on the clock.

Xonraider
04-19-2009, 02:58 PM
Every time the Raiders draft anyone who runs under 4.3

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-19-2009, 03:01 PM
For the people who made mock drafts you can drink every time you were wrong.

the decider13
04-19-2009, 03:03 PM
When they show an interview with Tony Mandarich and talk about the incredible bust, take 3 drinks

jsang74
04-19-2009, 03:04 PM
Every time the Raiders draft anyone who runs under 4.3

Good one but no one did that this year so we'll go under 4.4

Todd Bertuzzi
04-19-2009, 03:12 PM
When the Eagles draft a lineman on either side of the ball take 3 drinks.

MetSox17
04-19-2009, 03:21 PM
Whenever they mention all the draft picks Dallas gave up for Roy Williams.

Or anytime you hear "Terrell Owens", "T.O", or "team cancer".

Whenever you hear "High character guy", or "intangibles".

And here's my favorite... chug whenever you hear the term "cerebral". God my blood boils every time i hear that.

PoopSandwich
04-19-2009, 03:27 PM
You would die of alcohol poisoning.

CJSchneider
04-19-2009, 06:44 PM
If your team drafts a running back from Penn State in the 1st round (It doesn't apply to this year, but still) take 10 drinks.

Every time you here the phrase "in space" take a drink.

TheBuffaloBills
04-19-2009, 07:05 PM
When you hear Kiper say, "When you look at ____________"

I swear he says that when talking about every prospect.

JHG722
04-19-2009, 07:05 PM
-Whenever someone is mentioned as having upside or potential
-Whenever someone is mentioned as being a high-motor player

Vikes99ej
04-19-2009, 07:14 PM
I'm already playing Edward 40-hands later that day :/

jnew76
04-19-2009, 07:43 PM
There needs to be an NFLN one as well. Especially when mayock says either "good tape", "bad tape", "in a phone booth", and of course "heavy legged waist bender"

JT Jag
04-19-2009, 07:48 PM
Whenever the word "ceiling" or "upside" is said, take a sip.

Whenever the Jets or the Eagles fans boo their own pick, take a drink.

Whenever the Jets or the Eagles fans do not boo their own pick, take three drinks. If they actually CHEER their own pick, finish the bottle, start another, and take an additional drink.

Whenever one of the analysts spoils the pick seconds before the commissioner takes the podium, say "OH COME ****ING ON" and take a drink. If they were WRONG, laugh at them and take a shot.

JHG722
04-19-2009, 07:52 PM
Whenever the Eagles fans boo their own pick, take a drink

Rightfully so, considering our terrible draft history.

Matthew Jones
04-19-2009, 07:54 PM
I would die after about 15 minutes.

TitleTown088
04-19-2009, 09:14 PM
BY the looks of it anyone playing better have access to a Keg. There is going to be a lot of drinking.

yourfavestoner
04-19-2009, 09:23 PM
BY the looks of it anyone playing better have access to a Keg. There is going to be a lot of drinking.

Yeah, these fools are gonna be ****** up by the fourth pick.

TheBuffaloBills
04-19-2009, 09:46 PM
Yeah, these fools are gonna be ****** up by the fourth pick.

Judging from your username, tomorrow shall be quite the holiday for you. LOL.

TitleTown088
04-19-2009, 10:14 PM
Judging from your username, tomorrow shall be quite the holiday for you. LOL. Judging by your user name, super bowls have not been good to you. ;)

eaglesalltheway
04-19-2009, 10:17 PM
I would die after about 15 minutes.

LOL, thats why you need to eat more you 100 pound munchkin;)...

tjsunstein
04-20-2009, 12:51 AM
There's so many rules you should just drink a keg by the end of the first round. Simplify it. Anything with this many rules is no fun.

iworshipbender
04-20-2009, 12:57 AM
Is the goal of this game to die within the first thirty minutes of draft day?

Scotty D
04-20-2009, 01:02 AM
Every time the Lions actually draft a WR

Every time a commentator ruins the pick

Every time a prospect cries in the interview after being picked

PACKmanN
04-20-2009, 01:05 AM
every time they go to commercial during a Packers pick, take 5 drinks.

the decider13
04-20-2009, 12:03 PM
What this has turned in to...

if someone is drafted, take 2 drinks

if Mel Kiper talks, shotgun 2 beers

If Chris Berman talks, take 4 drinks

This game should be renamed instant death

senormysterioso
04-20-2009, 12:34 PM
Every time a prospect shows up to the draft wearing an awesome pimp suit, nod in approval and take a drink in his honor.

LookItsAlDavis
04-20-2009, 12:42 PM
Take a drink every time Goodell stutters when announcing a pick

drowe
04-20-2009, 12:55 PM
my brother made a really good game for the draft. the one rule i really liked was:

-take one shot of beer for every minute your team is on the clock.

the_legend_killer
04-20-2009, 01:02 PM
Whenever Mel Kiper starts talking about a prospect with the phrase "When you..", take a drink.

TitleTown088
04-20-2009, 10:05 PM
my brother made a really good game for the draft. the one rule i really liked was:

-take one shot of beer for every minute your team is on the clock.
Hmm.. Sounds like a girly version of the century club.