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Brent
04-24-2009, 08:28 PM
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE53N4GH20090424?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/untitled.jpg

Oh snap.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-24-2009, 08:28 PM
That's some Final Destination 3 ****. : |

Notredameleo
04-24-2009, 08:33 PM
Did he survive?

Nevermind..it would help if I read the article...

tjsunstein
04-24-2009, 08:33 PM
Did he survive?

Without reading it, I doubt it.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-24-2009, 08:34 PM
I say you he dead.

Strongside
04-24-2009, 08:36 PM
Oh man that guy got screwed.

Strongside
04-24-2009, 08:37 PM
I hope they nail the guy that did this.

Brent
04-24-2009, 08:39 PM
I say you he dead.
"I want to speak with the colonel"?

etk
04-24-2009, 08:39 PM
Oh man that guy got screwed.

I hope they nail the guy that did this.

I just cringed, Buzz Killington.

Strongside
04-24-2009, 08:40 PM
I just cringed, Buzz Killington.

Sorry I guess I was being a pin head.

Strongside
04-24-2009, 08:40 PM
Or maybe a tool :D

etk
04-24-2009, 08:41 PM
Sorry I guess I was being a pin head.

Or maybe a tool :D

Do you have a rolodex of witty remarks or are you reading this from a site?

BRAVEHEART
04-24-2009, 08:43 PM
Dude got drilled.

Brent
04-24-2009, 08:44 PM
I wonder if he nailed someone else's wife.

Hollywood
04-24-2009, 08:44 PM
You gotta really hammer home the point sometimes.

etk
04-24-2009, 08:46 PM
Did Austin Powers 4 come out or something?

Strongside
04-24-2009, 08:47 PM
http://images4.funadvice.com/photo/image/old/4585/great-hammerhead-shark-picture-05.jpg

I wonder what will happen to his pet hammerhead shark?

PalmerToCJ
04-24-2009, 08:47 PM
32 times... Really? I would think at about 20 you'd say 'that's good enough'.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-24-2009, 08:47 PM
This is hilarious. I'm LOLing reading these responses. Keep it up.

CJSchneider
04-24-2009, 08:48 PM
After this, I'd say he has a few issues to "hammer" out.

Strongside
04-24-2009, 08:53 PM
32 times... Really? I would think at about 20 you'd say 'that's good enough'.

Yeah after around 20 I would've just bolted out of there.

Brent
04-24-2009, 08:54 PM
32 times... Really? I would think at about 20 you'd say 'that's good enough'.
You got to finish your nail clip, dude.

tjsunstein
04-24-2009, 08:55 PM
You guys are really hitting the nail on the head with these jokes.

slightlyaraiderfan
04-24-2009, 08:56 PM
http://www.pitofhorror.com/newdesign/hellraiser/images/pinhead4.jpg

Brent
04-24-2009, 09:11 PM
that's Pinhead, so no, sarf.

eaglesalltheway
04-24-2009, 10:03 PM
32 times... Really? I would think at about 20 you'd say 'that's good enough'.

There are some nail guns that aren't powerful enough to get through the scull, but I agree, after you see the first 15 or so fully penetrate, you'd think your getting the job done...

Strongside
04-24-2009, 10:09 PM
There are some nail guns that aren't powerful enough to get through the scull, but I agree, after you see the first 15 or so fully penetrate, you'd think your getting the job done...

Maybe the killer wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Brent
04-24-2009, 10:11 PM
There are some nail guns that aren't powerful enough to get through the scull, but I agree, after you see the first 15 or so fully penetrate, you'd think your getting the job done...
Maybe he just enjoyed the penetration, while nailing that guy.

eaglesalltheway
04-24-2009, 10:15 PM
Maybe he just enjoyed the penetration, while nailing that guy.

Beleive it or not, I was trying to set someone up for that, or something similar.

CJSchneider
04-24-2009, 10:17 PM
I'll bet that poor guy wish he had some of this when he was attacked

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511umhoLbYL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

TitanHope
04-24-2009, 10:22 PM
From the looks of that x-ray, he had a firm head on his shoulders.

CJSchneider
04-24-2009, 10:30 PM
Yeah, no "bones" about it it, he's dead.

Brent
04-24-2009, 10:31 PM
From the looks of that x-ray, he had a firm head on his shoulders.
It seems he had several things on his mind...

TitanHope
04-24-2009, 10:45 PM
It seems he had several things on his mind...

Indeed. It appears that he was a few nails short of a tool box, and you always have to be careful about people like that.

Brent
04-24-2009, 10:47 PM
Indeed. It appears that he was a few nails short of a tool box, and you always have to be careful about people like that.
I dont think he had trouble nailing down a job.

TitanHope
04-24-2009, 10:52 PM
I dont think he had trouble nailing down a job.

That wasn't quite the point I was trying to hit at. When you wind up with 30 nails in your head, it's obvious that you don't have a handle on things.

Brent
04-24-2009, 10:53 PM
That wasn't quite the point I was trying to hit at. When you wind up with 30 nails in your head, it's obvious that you don't have a handle on things.
Oh I wasnt really referring to your joke, but rather, nailing a joke punchline.

TitanHope
04-24-2009, 11:06 PM
Oh I wasnt really referring to your joke, but rather, nailing a joke punchline.

My bad. Guess I have an itchy trigger finger tonight. Totally didn't mean to jump the gun on ya, and I'll try to let things sink in first from now on.

eaglesalltheway
04-24-2009, 11:20 PM
Little late, but w/e

I wonder how long it took the Investigators to construct a timeline of the events, and if they could nail it down to a certain time frame.

FML...

brat316
04-24-2009, 11:23 PM
hahah taht guy got ****** up

fenikz
04-24-2009, 11:28 PM
omg i love all you sick *****

Nitschke-Hawk
04-24-2009, 11:50 PM
Epic Thread!

Brent
04-24-2009, 11:52 PM
Epic Thread!
You're welcome. I saw this article and knew it to be a win.

brat316
04-24-2009, 11:53 PM
did that guy try to nail his thoughts

that was bad ahhah

'cuse-213
04-25-2009, 12:04 PM
Suicide?filler

Gay Ork Wang
04-25-2009, 12:08 PM
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002945554_webnail21.html

apparently 12 is the magic mark

E-Man
04-25-2009, 12:31 PM
HAHAHAHA you guys are nailing these jokes!

CJSchneider
04-25-2009, 01:35 PM
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002945554_webnail21.html

apparently 12 is the magic mark

PORTLAND A 33-year-old Oregon man on methamphetamine and suffering from mental health problems fired 12 nails from a nail gun into his head and survived.

He had help

Obviously

NYGibril28
04-26-2009, 01:37 PM
when typing in "witty phrases pertaining to nail guns" the first response on yahoo was http://www.veggiedate.org/state/IL.html

so i'll go with my own, and say...

talk about hitting the nail on the head

The Unseen
04-26-2009, 09:48 PM
He just got

JACKED UP

sbh15
04-26-2009, 09:48 PM
He just got

JACKED UP

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2295/82886449.jpg

brat316
04-26-2009, 09:55 PM
thats a nail bitter