Goateeeeee's

[critesy]

mmmk yes...welll im trying to grow a goatee like this fry box, just the pointy part (best pic i could find)

http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/%7Ecmarti/frylock.gif


and it's starting to get itchy haha, so are there anyways i can "cure this" because i dont want to shave it. :)

[Hurricane Ditka]

Shampoo It.

[critesy]

conditioner as well ?

[Vikes99ej]

I wish to grow a Goat-ee one day.

[Acreboy]

I have a goatee and it doesn't itch.

You have a problem, lol.

[critesy]

maybe it's just that i touch it all the time because it feels nice :)

and i always twist the hairs and such :) ahahaha

[Acreboy]

maybe it's just that i touch it all the time because it feels nice :)

and i always twist the hairs and such :) ahahahaYes, I touch mine all the time. My g/f tried to get me to shave it and I told her hell no

[VoteLynnSwan]

his name is Frylock you tool.

[josh07039]

Dude Goatees are pure evil.

[critesy]

his name is Frylock you tool.

sorry sir


(poop)

[Ward]

At a certain point in the growth stage it will itch. Be patient.

[Tubby]

You have beard lice

[TitleTown088]

Meh I still have a baby face. It's pathetic.

[critesy]

does it make it worse when i rub it every 5 seconds ?

[Vince Lombardi]

real men don't complain about their facial hair itching. :eek:

[critesy]

buut it itches :(

[tEk]

i tried to grow one several times. although my hair doesn't grow fast enough to look good or thick enough either. so its real patchy and sparse and i end up shaving it off. tried the Hitler stash once also slightly different result.

[critesy]

i tried to grow one several times. although my hair doesn't grow fast enough to look good or thick enough either. so its real patchy and sparse and i end up shaving it off. tried the Hitler stash once also slightly different result.

lmao, my stache hair doesnt really grow in the middle of my face i guess, so it's really "chotchy".

[VoteLynnSwan]

!pictures!

[dabears10]

When I have facial hair the only problem i have is when I sleep on my stomach it hurts cause the hairs are bent.

[critesy]

!pictures!


you wanna see some picture big boy ;)

[A-Dub4President]

Goatees are overrated. It's all about the 'stache.

[yourfavestoner]

<3 my goatee.

[etk]

I have little blond peach fuzzies. Does that count as a goatee?

[bigmac076]

I can't get the 'stache to grow at all, so I have the chin goat.

[Vince Lombardi]

Goatees are overrated. It's all about the 'stache.

staches are only for porn stars and Tom Selleck.

[A-Dub4President]

staches are only for porn stars and Tom Selleck.

Is that jealousy that I detect? Chicks dig the mustache, it's like some sort of lost art form by now.

[Jughead10]

Be a man and grow the full beard. No reason to half ass it.

[Jimmy]

best. show. ever.

[Vince Lombardi]

goatees are so 1990's, sideburns are where it's at now.

[Jughead10]

goatees are so 1990's, sideburns are where it's at now.

I don't know what the name is, but it reminds me of the Civil War. A beard where only your chin is shaved. So it comes down your sideburns and down the the side of your face, but then only has a moustache.

[Vince Lombardi]

I don't know what the name is, but it reminds me of the Civil War. A beard where only your chin is shaved. So it comes down your sideburns and down the the side of your face, but then only has a moustache.

I had that before minus the stache part. I also had the Abe Lincoln beard for awhile. Now I have the goatee and muttonchops. lol ;)

[bigmac076]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Ambrose_Everett_Burnside.jpg/450px-Ambrose_Everett_Burnside.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Ambrose_Everett_Burnside.jpg)

[bigbluedefense]

I tried growing out a beard last year. I lasted 2 months, it was really shaggy, but then I had to let it go. It just itched way too much, and people starting thinking I was older than I really am.

One thing I like is people tell me I look younger than my age, so when I got a beard, I lost that. So now Im a clean shaven guy. Its a pain though, I have to shave every other day.

[A-Dub4President]

I tried growing out a beard last year. I lasted 2 months, it was really shaggy, but then I had to let it go. It just itched way too much, and people starting thinking I was older than I really am.

One thing I like is people tell me I look younger than my age, so when I got a beard, I lost that. So now Im a clean shaven guy. Its a pain though, I have to shave every other day.

Yeah, I really hate shaving. Now I have to do it because I actually have a job (though I still keep the mustache intact), but before when I was unemployed I looked like Bill Walton.

[Jughead10]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Ambrose_Everett_Burnside.jpg/450px-Ambrose_Everett_Burnside.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Ambrose_Everett_Burnside.jpg)

Now that is impressive.

[bigbluedefense]

Yeah, I really hate shaving. Now I have to do it because I actually have a job (though I still keep the mustache intact), but before when I was unemployed I looked like Bill Walton.

I know, I wish some days I could just go all shaggy and scruffy. Im trying to shave every 3 days now. The less you shave, the slower it grows back. Right now, I only shave when I absolutely have to. If I want to look clean shaven every day, Id probably have to shave every day. And that sucks.

[Jughead10]

I know, I wish some days I could just go all shaggy and scruffy. Im trying to shave every 3 days now. The less you shave, the slower it grows back. Right now, I only shave when I absolutely have to. If I want to look clean shaven every day, Id probably have to shave every day. And that sucks.

I shave once a week. Its a hell of a lot easier and no one cares in my office how shaggy I look. And quite frankly neither do I.

[bigbluedefense]

I shave once a week. Its a hell of a lot easier and no one cares in my office how shaggy I look. And quite frankly neither do I.

I think Im gonna try to get away with it. Pull off the shaggy look, and shave for the weekends, when the hoes put on their gowns.

*thinks*

[BigDawg819]

Goatee > Mustache

Sideburns = Man Sexy :D


Thats why I have both a goatee and sideburns :D :D

[A-Dub4President]

I think Im gonna try to get away with it. Pull off the shaggy look, and shave for the weekends, when the hoes put on their gowns.

*thinks*

I've tried this before and it backfires miserably. I ended up running into some girl that I was pursuing on a thursday, and I was rocking the serious beard scruff in combination with a full grown mustache. Let's just say that I never heard from her again.

[Vince Lombardi]

Goatee > Mustache

Sideburns = Man Sexy :D


Thats why I have both a goatee and sideburns :D :D

amen brotha!

[bigbluedefense]

I've tried this before and it backfires miserably. I ended up running into some girl that I was pursuing on a thursday, and I was rocking the serious beard scruff in combination with a full grown mustache. Let's just say that I never heard from her again.


DAMMIT!!

You make a great point...always be prepared for the punani.

But shaving sucks...damn. Everytime Im stuck I ask myself, what would Clint Eastwood do?

http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/clint_eastwood.jpg

[Vince Lombardi]

DAMMIT!!

You make a great point...always be prepared for the punani.

But shaving sucks...damn. Everytime Im stuck I ask myself, what would Clint Eastwood do?

If she don't like the scruff then she ain't good enough. ;)

[bigbluedefense]

If she don't like the scruff then she ain't good enough. ;)

But what would Clint do Vince? What would Clint do?

*thinks*

[BuckNaked]

But what would Clint do Vince? What would Clint do?

*thinks*

Well, Clint is clean shaven at the moment. So I think you got your answer from Clint.

[draftguru151]

I put ice on it when it gets itchy. It takes a while for it to get that bad though, maybe 2 weeks. I usually shave once a week because after that it starts to look bad.

[frogstomp]

I shave once a week. Its a hell of a lot easier and no one cares in my office how shaggy I look. And quite frankly neither do I.

Exactly. I shave when I have a lot of time in the mornings, and that happens to be on the weekends. My girlfriend prefers me a little scruffy, anyways.

I will, however, usually do the quick mustache removal. That takes like 3 seconds, and I just hate mustaches horribly.

[frogstomp]

staches are only for porn stars and Tom Selleck.

And my god does Selleck look glorious...

[villagewarrior]

It's gotten to the point where I have to shave my beard on a daily basis. I hate shaving.

[BigDawg819]

Shaving was invented to pass time while preparing for a date... :D

[bigbluedefense]

Shaving was invented to pass time while preparing for a date... :D

Take that back....


...men like to spend as little time as possible "preparing" for a date.

Do it quick! before the other board members throw stones at you!

[BigDawg819]

ACK! NO STONES................NO STONES!


I meant as a way to pass time while waiting for the woman to prepare for a date... :D


Damn women always taking forever.......

[bigmac076]

you could go with the Zappa 'stache and patch.
http://littlesun.canalblog.com/zappa.jpg

[bigbluedefense]

ACK! NO STONES................NO STONES!


I meant as a way to pass time while waiting for the woman to prepare for a date... :D


Damn women always taking forever.......

Thats better =)

[Space Ghost]

I was unfortunate in that my genetics required me to start shaving at the ripe old age of 8 because of some hormonal thing which is also the reason I stopped growing when I was 15 at 5'8" so I am almost 18 and I already rock the 5 o'clock shadow every night. All my friends were jealous though until they could grow beards. I have had a chin strap for the past year or so now though. Chin straps are tough, plus I look like I am 15 without it. When I do grow it out in the summer, it only hurt once when I had an infection in one of the pores where a hair was growing.

[critesy]

haha oh god...yeah..i've had my goat for about 3 weeks now, getting nice and thick. ive gotten lazy and havent shaved around it though so its kinda defeating the purpose but yeah...i usually shave once a week. for the weekends usually.

[someone447]

I hate facial hair, but maybe thats because mine grows so damn fast, I have an Abe Lincoln beard in 3 days.

[etk]

For all of you who say you don't have time to shave, just remember what you're doing right now.....

[bigbluedefense]

For all of you who say you don't have time to shave, just remember what you're doing right now.....

Im pretending to work right now, lol.

Whenever the boss strolls by

*click the X on the upper right*

When he leaves

*open a new window*

[moc182]

I have a rather manly beard, you just have to be patient the itching lessens, plus it's kind of fun to itch it.

[Hurricane Ditka]

Beards are were it's at now.

[Vince Lombardi]

Im pretending to work right now, lol.

Whenever the boss strolls by

*click the X on the upper right*

When he leaves

*open a new window*

I prefer the method where you keep your work email open on a separate tab and just quickly switch over to it when the boss is around. That way when they leave you can just flip right back over to where you just were. http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/images/icons/icon6.gif

[BigDawg819]

I prefer the method where you keep your work email open on a separate tab and just quickly switch over to it when the boss is around. That way when they leave you can just flip right back over to where you just were. http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/images/icons/icon6.gif


God Bless the Alt+Tab feature in Windows............ :D

[bigbluedefense]

I prefer the method where you keep your work email open on a separate tab and just quickly switch over to it when the boss is around. That way when they leave you can just flip right back over to where you just were. http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/images/icons/icon6.gif

The good ol switcheroo eh? I use this method as well. I switch it up every now and then so he can't get a read on me, lol.

[critesy]

I have a rather manly beard, you just have to be patient the itching lessens, plus it's kind of fun to itch it.



thats what im talking about...i always do itch it, but when i stop it's just so damn itchy so i have to continuously do it :)

[BigDawg819]

thats what im talking about...i always do itch it, but when i stop it's just so damn itchy so i have to continuously do it :)


Damn scabies........... :D

[ricky bobby]

Ron Burgundy has some pretty nice facial hair

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l18/pvab/3380173714.jpg

So does Senior

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l18/pvab/stache.jpg

1000 post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really need to get a life.

[Hurricane Ditka]

you could go with the Zappa 'stache and patch.
http://littlesun.canalblog.com/zappa.jpg
Quoted just so everyone can look at the most important man in music's beautiful face.

[A-Dub4President]

Quoted just so everyone can look at the most important man in music's beautiful face.

I saw his kid in Seattle, and he looks exactly like Frank. It's eerie.

[Chucky]

I used to grow a beard, when i was like 14, but then i grew out of it, and shave every dady

[Jonathan_VIlma]

I'm growing a chinstrap type of thing down the side of my face much like sideburns. Looks pretty ballin to me.

[Space Ghost]

I'm growing a chinstrap type of thing down the side of my face much like sideburns. Looks pretty ballin to me.

Don't say ballin. You have no right.

[KILLERSANTA]

you wanna see some picture big boy ;)
Yeah, Big Boy.....FYI clothing optional ;)

[bigmac076]

Quoted just so everyone can look at the most important man in music's beautiful face.
May you live to be a thousand years old sir