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SimonRath
04-27-2009, 06:10 PM
So i amazingly got out of going to Prom so i could watch the NFL draft..
well that plan failed.


I have no tv so i was gonna watch it at my friends house, but my brother took my car for the weekend so i couldn't go.

So then i was gonna jus watch it online an chat on here with everyone, but then my internet stopped working so i couldn't do that.

So i ended up listening to it on the radio. how lame

Paul
04-27-2009, 06:11 PM
It wasn't meant to be.

The Dynasty
04-27-2009, 06:12 PM
Karma..that's what happens when you get out of going to prom.

brat316
04-27-2009, 06:13 PM
you should write this story on FML

Castle
04-27-2009, 06:15 PM
Murphys Law= anything that can go wrong will go wrong. At least you're radio didn't stop working.

SimonRath
04-27-2009, 06:17 PM
god if my radio broke i woulda went crazy. An i didnt even get to listen to the 2nd day of the draft. So i jus found out like 10 minutes ago who my team drafted

Splat
04-27-2009, 06:20 PM
Thats what you get for stealing Gonzo from the Chiefs pay backs a *****!!!:)

SimonRath
04-27-2009, 06:25 PM
Thats what you get for stealing Gonzo from the Chiefs pay backs a *****!!!:)

haha
oh yeah, i forgot we stole him from you guys.

CC.SD
04-27-2009, 06:49 PM
So i amazingly got out of going to Prom so i could watch the NFL draft..
well that plan failed.


I have no tv so i was gonna watch it at my friends house, but my brother took my car for the weekend so i couldn't go.

So then i was gonna jus watch it online an chat on here with everyone, but then my internet stopped working so i couldn't do that.

So i ended up listening to it on the radio. how lame

You should have gone to your prom and asked the DJ to tune to the radio every once in a while.

pr0d1gy
04-27-2009, 07:23 PM
F the draft, you could have got laid kid! Wtf r u about?

sbh15
04-27-2009, 07:31 PM
You should have brought your phone to prom and check it there?

This might be easier said than done depending on the phone, however...

tjsunstein
04-27-2009, 07:33 PM
Why did you get out of prom for the draft? Prom usually equals drunkeness and sexual activity.

Ravens1991
04-27-2009, 07:37 PM
I did that to, Prom was going to be 100 bucks a couple just for the tickets. Add in a tux then food and all that. I chose the draft and from what I heard how prom was I think I made the right choice.

thetedginnshow
04-27-2009, 07:46 PM
That has to be the best story ever.

TitanHope
04-27-2009, 07:48 PM
At my senior prom last year, I just had my buddy text me the Titans picks.

That's havin' your cake and eating it too. :cool:

LookItsAlDavis
04-27-2009, 07:50 PM
At least you didn't have to listen to your team make two of the worst picks in this decade..

CashmoneyDrew
04-27-2009, 07:51 PM
At my senior prom last year, I just had my buddy text me the Titans picks.

That's havin' your cake and eating it too. :cool:

So when you got a stiffy at the prom, was it from your date or Chris Johnson?
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

msolimani
04-27-2009, 09:00 PM
So when you got a stiffy at the prom, was it from your date or Chris Johnson?
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

How would you know that he got a stiffy at prom? Gayyyyy

Mr. Hero
04-27-2009, 10:29 PM
Prom usually equals drunkeness and sexual activity.

So does friday night.

CashmoneyDrew
04-27-2009, 11:05 PM
How would you know that he got a stiffy at prom? Gayyyyy

I took a wild guess. I get boners all the time.

Mr. Hero
04-27-2009, 11:44 PM
How would you know that he got a stiffy at prom? Gayyyyy

It's not gay if it's only once, then it's just thug-lovin.

CJSchneider
04-28-2009, 09:37 AM
It's ok kids, when you are grown up and married, you get to have a TV in your bedroom and get some "luvin" while the draft is on.

/thread.

TitleTown088
04-28-2009, 10:27 AM
F the draft

What did you say?!

Brent
04-28-2009, 10:52 AM
I get boners all the time.
the random boner, life's way of messing with your life.

brat316
04-28-2009, 11:12 AM
What did you say?!

i think we should neg rep him for this dare i say it rep rape

CashmoneyDrew
04-28-2009, 12:10 PM
the random boner, life's way of messing with your life.

Yeah. If you ever hear me talking about RBs in real life, I ain't talking about runningbacks.

The Unseen
04-28-2009, 01:22 PM
I used to have a major problem with random boners.








wow, that's not something I thought I'd say on a football forum.

TitleTown088
04-28-2009, 01:26 PM
the random boner, life's way of messing with your life.

NRB's, No reason boners.

CJSchneider
04-28-2009, 01:41 PM
NRB's, No reason boners.

Every boner has a reason, you may just not agree with it. At least without the consumption of liquor.

SimonRath
04-28-2009, 03:38 PM
okay this answers the question "why did you get outta prom?"
its cuz me an my gf broke up so i didnt have to go.

an the whole "gettin laid" thing, umm yeah i still got laid but i didnt have to deal with goin to a dance for it.

SimonRath
04-28-2009, 03:40 PM
F the draft, you could have got laid kid! Wtf r u about?

haha okay so you say "F the draft" an yet you talk on a DRAFT WEBSITE.
that jus doesn't add up.


an who only gets laid on prom night?

fischbowl
04-28-2009, 04:40 PM
okay this answers the question "why did you get outta prom?"
its cuz me an my gf broke up so i didnt have to go.

an the whole "gettin laid" thing, umm yeah i still got laid but i didnt have to deal with goin to a dance for it.

Yeah, I'm sure Todd McShay laid you down and ****** you silly

PACKmanN
04-28-2009, 08:08 PM
It's ok kids, when you are grown up and married, you get to have a TV in your bedroom and get some "luvin" while the draft is on.

/thread.

there must have been some extra luvin after the Crabtree pick. :)

The Unseen
04-28-2009, 08:11 PM
It's ok kids, when you are grown up and married, you get to have a TV in your bedroom and get some "luvin" while the draft is on.

/thread.

OH MY GOD THAT'S TOTALLY FREAKING GROSS I CAN'T

well now I'm turned on

SimonRath
04-29-2009, 09:18 AM
Yeah, I'm sure Todd McShay laid you down and ****** you silly

no actually the Ravens ****** me when they took Oher before the Falcons pick :(

Bosanac01
04-29-2009, 10:28 AM
haha okay so you say "F the draft" an yet you talk on a DRAFT WEBSITE.
that jus doesn't add up.


an who only gets laid on prom night?

F THE DRAFT!! F IT!!