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Chief49er
04-28-2009, 12:40 AM
How much should someone pay in child support per month?

One child? Does anyone here have any clue how to figure out a proper number?

Thanks

El Peefs?????
04-28-2009, 12:47 AM
Rae Carruth didn't want no child support. Think about it.

kwilk103
04-28-2009, 12:55 AM
http://ipo.totfarm.com/pics/pic_12132838985247.jpg

Paranoidmoonduck
04-28-2009, 01:03 AM
Eleventy-billion dollars.

yourfavestoner
04-28-2009, 01:59 AM
It varies from state to state, but in California I'm pretty sure it's half of your pay.

themaninblack
04-28-2009, 02:23 AM
Bitches aint ****.

j05son
04-28-2009, 02:30 AM
goes by state and wages...

tjsunstein
04-28-2009, 02:56 AM
In other words, you're ******.

TitanHope
04-28-2009, 04:43 AM
Who's the lucky lady, Chief?

SuperKevin
04-28-2009, 04:49 AM
How much should someone pay in child support per month?

One child? Does anyone here have any clue how to figure out a proper number?

Thanks

It all depends on your income.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-28-2009, 07:15 AM
Just shoot yourself

Smokey Joe
04-28-2009, 07:23 AM
Pull an Elijah Dukes and just marry her so you don't have to pay child support.

JFLO
04-28-2009, 08:02 AM
You had better pay before you end up on this website

http://jfs.ohio.gov/Ocs/most_wanted_august2006.pdf

brat316
04-28-2009, 08:10 AM
Basbhat......

TitleTown088
04-28-2009, 10:29 AM
I met a guy this weekend who had a tattoo of a pot of godl above a naked girl. I was staring at it for some time and could not figure out what it meant for the life of me. Finally I asked him and he said, " Money over Bitches baby!".

MetSox17
04-28-2009, 10:35 AM
If you're lucky, you fathered it out of wedlock and you won't need to add alimony to your list of things that **** you in the ass.

Calvin & Kevin
04-28-2009, 10:40 AM
Your local court will decide how much you have to pay.

It is NOT half your earnings. In Cali that applies to a divorce proceeding, where generally the two parties split their assets 50/50, so she would get half of your savings and property. That has nothing to do with child support.

It does vary from state to state and generally they do the math based on your income and your baby-mama's income (if any), but I don't know the actual formula.

I have paid child support for 8 years (in Michigan) and it's been about 1/6th of my gross pay.

Pay your child support. Do what's right for the child you are responsible for. Don't weasel out.

PS: If you make a lot or are worried about having to pay more than you think you should, get a lawyer.

tjsunstein
04-28-2009, 10:46 AM
Women pay me to impregnate them.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-28-2009, 01:42 PM
How come when the father gets the kid the mother doesn't have to pay child support???

Mr. Hero
04-28-2009, 01:46 PM
How come when the father gets the kid the mother doesn't have to pay child support???

Because men are evil and women are gods gift to the world...

Borat
04-28-2009, 02:36 PM
In Cali, it can be as high as 20%. Not sure where you got 50% YFS.

j05son
04-28-2009, 02:42 PM
How come when the father gets the kid the mother doesn't have to pay child support???

That's not true, look at the link posted by JFLO and there's a woman on it...

http://jfs.ohio.gov/Ocs/most_wanted_august2006.pdf

Shane P. Hallam
04-28-2009, 02:43 PM
How come when the father gets the kid the mother doesn't have to pay child support???

Errr...she does.

someone447
04-28-2009, 02:48 PM
Errr...she does.

Rarely, its because the man typically makes more than the woman.

The whole system is broken, but that is way too political for this board.

j05son
04-28-2009, 02:53 PM
Rarely, its because the man typically makes more than the woman.

The whole system is broken, but that is way too political for this board.

What are you talking about? It depends on who has custody. If the man has custody, the woman pays x% from her gross wages or whatever is ordered from the court. It doesn't matter if he makes more then her.

someone447
04-28-2009, 05:35 PM
What are you talking about? It depends on who has custody. If the man has custody, the woman pays x% from her gross wages or whatever is ordered from the court. It doesn't matter if he makes more then her.

Maybe the people I know who didn't get payment from the mom didn't get it because they didn't request it. But growing up, the only friends who lived with their dad were rich.

Addict
04-28-2009, 05:43 PM
try calling a lawyer or something.

Cicero
04-28-2009, 05:47 PM
In the words of the great Ice Cube:

You want child support
Get it out your ass *****

MetSox17
04-28-2009, 08:33 PM
Maybe the people I know who didn't get payment from the mom didn't get it because they didn't request it. But growing up, the only friends who lived with their dad were rich.

Which is maybe why they didn't receive child support. If you're rich, and you ask for child support, you're really just doing it to dick the person who doesn't have custody.

CJSchneider
04-28-2009, 09:01 PM
My uncle received child support from his ex-wife regarding my cousins. He wasn't rich, but was by no means ever hard for cash. Come to think of it, yeah, he was probably just being a dick.

Edit: did they change the censors?

Mr. Hero
04-28-2009, 09:09 PM
My uncle received child support from his ex-wife regarding my cousins. He wasn't rich, but was by no means ever hard for cash. Come to think of it, yeah, he was probably just being a dick.

Edit: did they change the censors?

I think so, because gay is no longer censored. Thereby officially killing off Rudy Cool.