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Mr. Goosemahn
04-30-2009, 12:46 AM
Check it out.

You first put an entire pizza in it and close the box. Then, you can remove the lid and create four little plates. Then, you can take the remaining lid/cover and make it a small storage box for leftovers.

Pretty neat, huh? Environmentalists should be adoring this...

http://www.asylum.com/2009/04/28/the-pizza-box-of-the-future-has-arrived/

badgerbacker
04-30-2009, 01:56 AM
It's not that it isn't a good idea, I just know a lost cause when I see it. That's why I don't recycle.

steelersfan43
04-30-2009, 02:08 AM
Wow badger... why wouldnt you recycle?

TitanHope
04-30-2009, 02:31 AM
Recyclin' is for women! I'm a man!!!

But seriously, I don't even know where the closest recycling center to me is... :(

The box is neat tho.

trkaline
04-30-2009, 02:32 AM
I rip the lid off and use it like a plate anyway..and I dont really ever have leftovers..

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
04-30-2009, 06:41 AM
I rip the lid off and use it like a plate anyway..and I dont really ever have leftovers..

Maybe we should of thought about making money doing that. We have done that so many times.

Smokey Joe
04-30-2009, 07:28 AM
If I ever get a pizza box like that, I'm gonna make sure to use all the paper plates I could use.

Damn environmentalists can't tell me how to eat and store my pizza!!!!!!!!!

killxswitch
04-30-2009, 08:33 AM
Recyclin' is for women! I'm a man!!!


I wish you'd tacked "I'm 40!!!" onto the end of that.

vikes_28
04-30-2009, 08:41 AM
That actually sounds legit...

The Unseen
04-30-2009, 08:43 AM
I'm not a very eco-conscious/green person, but I think that's pretty cool.

iowatreat54
04-30-2009, 09:51 AM
I would definitely use that all the time. Half the time I don't use a plate for pizza, I just use anything available to put it on, such as a paper towel, napkin, the top of the box, aluminum foil, my hand, etc.

However, I don't think many people will use it.

Brent
04-30-2009, 10:17 AM
All we ever do is eat out of/over the box. This isnt that special.

Hollywood
04-30-2009, 10:23 AM
The future is so disappointing. Why doesn't this pizza box fly like I imagined futuristic pizza boxes would? It's just cardboard with perforations on it. Weak.

CJSchneider
04-30-2009, 10:28 AM
Pizza doesn't belong on a plate, it belongs in my belly.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/76/Fat_bastard_APTSWSM.jpg/300px-Fat_bastard_APTSWSM.jpg

YAYareaRB
04-30-2009, 10:40 AM
Mass Recycling actually brings in some good money.

tjsunstein
04-30-2009, 10:48 AM
Each house in my town was designated a huge blue bin for recycling in the last 6 months.

http://www.yorkblog.com/biz/recyclebank.JPG

You see the blue bin there and the specially designed truck picking it up and emptying it. They rewards you with gift cards if you recycle a certain amount of weight over a period of time or something.

trkaline
04-30-2009, 10:50 AM
Yeah in Baltimore I'm not really sure if I've seen any of those recycling bins anywhere.

Brothgar
04-30-2009, 10:53 AM
I'm not a very eco-conscious/green person, but I think that's pretty cool.

Best part of that is... no dishes!!! WOOT!

tjsunstein
04-30-2009, 11:10 AM
Best part of that is... no dishes!!! WOOT!

Who uses dishes? Paper plates and plastic cups all day.

fischbowl
04-30-2009, 11:15 AM
So what happens when the cardboard gets so dirty with pizza that you have to throw it out anyways?

trkaline
04-30-2009, 11:49 AM
So what happens when the cardboard gets so dirty with pizza that you have to throw it out anyways?
The box is fortified with microfibers that allow it to be washed an reused.

brat316
04-30-2009, 11:56 AM
who has leftover pizza?

Also it looks like to much work.

nrk
04-30-2009, 12:35 PM
Who needs to recycle when you can just make a giant trash ball and send it into space?

CJSchneider
04-30-2009, 12:37 PM
The box is fortified with microfibers that allow it to be washed an reused.

Remind me again why this is better then Digiorno and a regular plate?

Addict
04-30-2009, 12:39 PM
Remind me again why this is better then Digiorno and a regular plate?

because..... ehm.... BECAUSE.

The Unseen
04-30-2009, 12:45 PM
So what happens when the cardboard gets so dirty with pizza that you have to throw it out anyways?

The idea is that you don't have to waste paper plates or the water and soap to wash dishes PLUS the cardboard of the box. The box would still have to be thrown away.

trkaline
04-30-2009, 12:45 PM
What I said was a joke, and this pizza box idea is ******** and a way to make its inventor rich...we all know that if you wanna help the environment you buy energy credits duh...

Rjspartan
04-30-2009, 01:19 PM
go non-recyclers

WMD
04-30-2009, 02:04 PM
Those plates aren't big enough!

I mean if you get breadsticks and pizza sauce.. You don't have enough room! The sauce would drip all over your old JNCO jeans!

Beans
04-30-2009, 02:45 PM
now i want some ******* pizza

SeanTaylorRIP
04-30-2009, 05:34 PM
The whole box fits in my fridge so I don't care. Anyways who uses plates for Pizza. The box is the plate for everyone.

Brent
04-30-2009, 05:37 PM
couldnt you just use scissors on the box any way?

Go_Eagles77
04-30-2009, 05:49 PM
Man, I was hoping for some kind of heating device built into the box or something crazy like that.

Menardo75
04-30-2009, 07:42 PM
We already store pizza in the box, and usually you eat it on a plate that gets washed I don't see why this is such a break through.

niel89
04-30-2009, 08:11 PM
Pizza boxes aren't recyclable anyways.... they're are grease contaminated.

The Unseen
04-30-2009, 09:21 PM
couldnt you just use scissors on the box any way?

1. Perforated edges.

2. Store device. Totally ****** pimp, man.