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slightlyaraiderfan
05-03-2009, 01:40 AM
As I reported in the Swine Flu thread, somebody in Long Beach was diagnosed with the Swine Flu.

1. I was in Long Beach yesterday.

2. I have a case of the sniffles today.

Put 1 and 2 together, I have the swine flu and it's just a matter of time before i'm DEAD :(:(

I just had a bad feeling about yesterday, should have never let my cousin convince me to go pick up some weed in the LBC. Yeah, I was ridiculously high last night, but I don't think that is worth my life.

So, in my dying hours, I have decided to post this thread and spend it with you, my homies. I don't know how much longer I have on this planet, but it can't be much...

PS I have a dying wish, ban A Perfect Score.

http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_pig.jpg

vidae
05-03-2009, 01:47 AM
Goodnight.. sweet prince..

I MISS YOU ALREADY, THIS HURTS SO MUCH

comahan
05-03-2009, 01:47 AM
Was good times sarf. Love ya man. Love ya. :(

tjsunstein
05-03-2009, 01:48 AM
Seriously though, get well soon.

sbh15
05-03-2009, 01:51 AM
Flock to the doctor as quickly as you can! There's still time!

El Peefs?????
05-03-2009, 01:57 AM
The THC fought the swine flu off no worries~

bantx
05-03-2009, 02:02 AM
/me pelvis thrust

Brent
05-03-2009, 02:04 AM
breathe on as many people as possible

tEk
05-03-2009, 02:05 AM
dude no way... good times from way back sarf. best of luck bra.

-giantfAn

Primetime21
05-03-2009, 02:07 AM
Write chain letters in your final hours and cough on each letter. Make sure they are spread and you can kill off the weak. Take one for the team.

Borat
05-03-2009, 02:08 AM
breathe on as many people as possible

Except for this guy (in honor of Sarf):
http://dynamo.rhlsim.com/Doughty_Drew.jpg

First Libid, now Sarf. So much death in the SWDC, it's kind of hard being Borat.

bantx
05-03-2009, 02:08 AM
PS I have a dying wish, ban A Perfect Score.



Lets all work together and make this happen for Sarf and the rest of us.

WMD
05-03-2009, 02:16 AM
R.I.P. SARF.

You were an inspiration to many inanimate objects.

nobodyinparticular
05-03-2009, 02:29 AM
*tear* I will miss you...

steelersfan43
05-03-2009, 03:56 AM
I <3 you sarfy sarf

:(

KCJ58
05-03-2009, 04:23 AM
silly sarf you should have known better

Gay Ork Wang
05-03-2009, 04:38 AM
:/ couldnt u just say: ban APS anyways

TitanHope
05-03-2009, 04:49 AM
http://www.cheezey.org/thundercats/snarf8b.jpg

Poor, poor s(n)arf...

Addict
05-03-2009, 05:28 AM
nooo, sarf...

I'm actually crying right now.... :'(

Don't die!

CJSchneider
05-03-2009, 08:18 AM
Yb2NW3QfonI

See ya on the other side.

fischbowl
05-03-2009, 08:36 AM
Way to go out on top, sarf. I'm proud of ya, kid

Caddy
05-03-2009, 08:39 AM
I'm sure you will be fine...

Matthew Jones
05-03-2009, 09:07 AM
Not like this. Not like this.

Gay Ork Wang
05-03-2009, 09:15 AM
but hey, at least you dont have to watch the Raiders play anymore

Shane P. Hallam
05-03-2009, 09:17 AM
From here on out, I decree that any mention of swine flu on NFLDC should now be called SARF flu.

the decider13
05-03-2009, 09:27 AM
WHY!?!?!

http://afeatheradrift.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/piglets.jpg

jballa838
05-03-2009, 09:30 AM
looks like I can rule out Long Beach State for College. they have the SARF Flu there :'(

Beans
05-03-2009, 09:33 AM
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3535/negativemanpw4.png

not sarf... WHYD IT HAVE TO BE SARF

princefielder28
05-03-2009, 09:39 AM
make sure you go out on a HIGH note

Brent
05-03-2009, 10:27 AM
Except for this guy
Sharks > Kings

Wootylicous
05-03-2009, 10:29 AM
sarfyyyyyyy :(

Xiomera
05-03-2009, 10:32 AM
Don't worry. He will get cured just like Jack Bauer will be cured . . . and just in the nick of time.

The Unseen
05-03-2009, 11:15 AM
Don't worry. He will get cured just like Jack Bauer will be cured . . . and just in the nick of time.

But he'll actually get to bone Elisha Cuthbert

Strongside
05-03-2009, 11:27 AM
Maybe you should try some oinkment.

The Dynasty
05-03-2009, 11:53 AM
Don't worry too much about having the sniffles they could just be allergies. Ive had a runny/stuffed nose for almost a year now that I cant get rid of.

Get Healthy Sarf.

Jvig43
05-03-2009, 12:02 PM
Their was a case in the town over from me, where my madre works and so far besides the one who was in contact no one else has been infected. So hopefully its just allergies or a cold. Best wishes to you man.

Strongside
05-03-2009, 12:15 PM
Don't worry too much about having the sniffles they could just be allergies. Ive had a runny/stuffed nose for almost a year now that I cant get rid of.

Get Healthy Sarf.

I'm pretty sure he is hamming it up, nothing to start squealing about. :D

ccB
05-03-2009, 12:26 PM
Is getting Swine.....errr.....SARF Flu while trying to score some weed in LBC really that bad of a way to go out? Bet you could of never guessed that Al Davis would out live you.

Vox Populi
05-03-2009, 12:29 PM
Um, excuse me, its called H1N1 Influenza A now, not sarf flue. Christ, get with the times old man!

- they had to change the name cause too many people were killing pigs.

Also, sickness is a state of mind, not a reality. I've never been sick in my life because I just won't mentally accept sickness as a reality. It works, trust me. If you end up dying it will be because your mind thinks you should die because you think you have a lethal flu virus. Death and sickness is for the weak minded.

Todd Bertuzzi
05-03-2009, 12:32 PM
sarf, post something so I know you're still alive :(

Shane P. Hallam
05-03-2009, 12:33 PM
Um, excuse me, its called H1N1 Influenza A now, not sarf flue. Christ, get with the times old man!

- they had to change the name cause too many people were killing pigs.

Also, sickness is a state of mind, not a reality. I've never been sick in my life because I just won't mentally accept sickness as a reality. It works, trust me. If you end up dying it will be because your mind thinks you should die because you think you have a lethal flu virus. Death and sickness is for the weak minded.

What if you get shot 10 times in the heart? Can you just will yourself to not die?

The_Dude
05-03-2009, 12:33 PM
I never thought that weed could kill anyone, but now i know that anything is possible!

Vox Populi
05-03-2009, 12:35 PM
What if you get shot 10 times in the heart? Can you just will yourself to not die?

Yes, because they do not exist if you believe.

Strongside
05-03-2009, 12:35 PM
Also, sickness is a state of mind, not a reality. I've never been sick in my life because I just won't mentally accept sickness as a reality. It works, trust me. If you end up dying it will be because your mind thinks you should die because you think you have a lethal flu virus. Death and sickness is for the weak minded.

That's hogwash

Vox Populi
05-03-2009, 12:36 PM
That's hogwash

Terrible pun, sir.

Strongside
05-03-2009, 12:37 PM
Terrible pun, sir.

Sorry, didn't mean to boar you.

The_Dude
05-03-2009, 12:37 PM
Maybe you should try some oinkment.

I'm pretty sure he is hamming it up, nothing to start squealing about. :D

That's hogwash

All of your jokes make me as happy as a pig in ****!

Keep em coming!

Vox Populi
05-03-2009, 12:37 PM
Sorry, didn't mean to boar you.

Its quite H1N1 Influeza A-okay.

A Perfect Score
05-03-2009, 01:14 PM
yay! no more douchey sarf!

jballa838
05-03-2009, 01:23 PM
!gtfo APS

did that work?

yourfavestoner
05-03-2009, 01:24 PM
Why the **** would you drive to Long Beach to get tree when you could have just hit me up.

nrk
05-03-2009, 01:52 PM
!gtfo APS

did that work?

try !voteofftheisland

Rjspartan
05-03-2009, 02:40 PM
you can live if you go to the doc! ;)

Gay Ork Wang
05-03-2009, 02:56 PM
!youaretheweakestlink APS

Sniper
05-03-2009, 02:57 PM
As a present to a dying SWDCer...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/12/drew_doughty.jpg

http://www.thehockeynews.com/imgs/dynamique/photos/original/article_17392_2.jpg

Xiomera
05-03-2009, 03:38 PM
My parting gift to you was Kyle Quincey.

Your welcome.

EdReedUnstoppable
05-03-2009, 04:30 PM
Haha, threw in a parting shot on the way out!

You'll be missed SARF, this one's for you buddy.....

GO RAIDERS!

TitanHope
05-03-2009, 05:27 PM
http://imgur.com/27K39.jpg

E-Man
05-03-2009, 07:25 PM
Just look at the bright side. You sneeze on someone, who will then cough on someone, who will happen to be the guy who pees in Al Davis' cereal every morning, and Al will get it and die. You'll be a hero in Oakland.

Mr. Hero
05-03-2009, 08:18 PM
Don't worry too much about having the sniffles they could just be allergies. Ive had a runny/stuffed nose for almost a year now that I cant get rid of.

Get Healthy Sarf.

Lies. Sarf is a dead man typing, why are you building up false hope in the poor bastard he's going to have to suffer an excruciating and long death.

Don't get down sarfy, could be worse. You could still come back as APS' long-awaited brain in your next life.

Mr. Hero
05-03-2009, 08:24 PM
What if you get shot 10 times in the heart? Can you just will yourself to not die?

it's analogous to pushing the button harder in racing games. If you haven't noticed already racing games are usually an alien mechanism for studying the strength of one's will, as they seek out the strongest human to help fight off other crazy super-donuts set on conquering the universe. This same fighting spirit is capable of turning super aids into a light cough and the other white flu into a lightly disturbed night of sleep.

KCJ58
05-03-2009, 08:39 PM
Don't worry Sarf the Dodgers are 10-0 at home everything is going to be alright

Mr. Hero
05-03-2009, 08:49 PM
JBond you just don't believe hard enough...

scottyboy
05-03-2009, 09:29 PM
SARF, will you post from the grave like libid when he dies of measles?

GB12
05-03-2009, 09:31 PM
A mexican getting swine flu. Is this really news?

Xonraider
05-03-2009, 09:59 PM
ha, you deserve it..
at least try to pass it to al davis

aNYtitan
05-04-2009, 12:42 AM
Why God Why?!?! Take JBond, but not SARF!

Chief49er
05-04-2009, 01:13 AM
Cool, we can dry your skin when you die and sell it as Swine Rinds.

slightlyaraiderfan
05-04-2009, 11:24 AM
holy **** i'm still alive! thank you all for the get well wishes, i love you all!

(except aps)

UKfan
05-04-2009, 11:25 AM
SARF didn't die, yay!

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
05-04-2009, 11:41 AM
Why do you hate APS??

bantx
05-04-2009, 11:43 AM
Why do you hate APS??

Why isn't this obvious to you already?

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
05-04-2009, 11:48 AM
Why isn't this obvious to you already?

I know why I hate him. I want to know why he hates him or why you hate him. How about a thread on reasons they hate APS??

Borat
05-04-2009, 11:59 AM
holy **** i'm still alive! thank you all for the get well wishes, i love you all!

(except aps)

I don't mean to get all "John Edwards" on you guys, but I think that SARF has contacted me from the grave. It was spooky. He was saying that he was still alive and thanks for the get well wishes and that he loves everyone. It was super creepy. I might go see a psychic and find out what the **** is going on.

senormysterioso
05-04-2009, 12:01 PM
swine flu, global warming, terrorists...just drink water and change your socks, you'll live forever

ccB
05-04-2009, 01:20 PM
I know why I hate him. I want to know why he hates him or why you hate him. How about a thread on reasons they hate APS??

I think everyone has similar reasons for disliking APS.

Gay Ork Wang
05-04-2009, 01:25 PM
I think everyone has similar reasons for disliking APS.
I mean its aps, i dont think there are so many different things to hate about him

Stash
05-04-2009, 03:35 PM
Screw disease, go out on your own terms SARF, emo style:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/485293/2/istockphoto_485293_razor_blade.jpg