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'cuse-213
05-05-2009, 08:44 PM
The greatest website of all time.

http://omegle.com/

Addict
05-05-2009, 08:46 PM
that it is.

Trolling now, will post results soon.

Awesome convo's only!

Brent
05-05-2009, 08:47 PM
You: hi
Stranger: heey
You: from?
Stranger: saudi
Stranger: u ?
You: AMERICA! **** YEAH!
hahaha yes!

sbh15
05-05-2009, 08:49 PM
You: hi!
You: want to cyber
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ***LINK***
Stranger: click that link
Stranger: then i will cyber
You: thats not how it works
You: but i clicked it
You: damn that shits hot
You: ****
You: i am so ready to ****
You: lets do this ******* ****
You: ok
You: we're going to be members of the same family
Stranger: wait
Stranger: u havent clicked my link
You: ohhh
You: i c wut u did there ;)
You: i click your link as you unzip my file
Stranger: yeah..
Stranger: ooh
You: you drag my folder into your applications tab
Stranger: what ******* folder, i want you to click on my link
You: my folder explodes in an orgasmic rage
You: thousands of little folders now cover your home screen
You: i think i may have just given you a virus
Stranger: hey
You: i forgot to tell you i didn't compress my zip file before we started
You: my files may have impregnated some of yours
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Shane P. Hallam
05-05-2009, 08:49 PM
I just had a nice half hour conversation with some girl in India about how to use a tampon and her sex life. People are crazy...

CC.SD
05-05-2009, 08:50 PM
Don't do this. This is wrong. think of the children.

Addict
05-05-2009, 08:52 PM
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: A/S/L?
You: I'M ON A BOAT!


Just figured I'd make the DC location joke.

SuperKevin
05-05-2009, 08:53 PM
I'm going to get on and hope I end up talking to an nfldc guy

Caddy
05-05-2009, 08:53 PM
Stranger: and who are you?
You: i'm the juggernaut *****


Such a great site!

CC.SD
05-05-2009, 08:54 PM
I'm going to get on and hope I end up talking to an nfldc guy

It's imminent.

HawkeyeFan
05-05-2009, 08:55 PM
Haha, I feel like a super human deuche.

Creepy..

jballa838
05-05-2009, 08:55 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: my dog just died

Stranger: so you might be sad

You: no i am happy

You: ***** would not shut up ever

You: so my bf shot him

Stranger: hahaa cool

Stranger: good idea

You: yeah it was

You: til I remembered that the dog just had puppies

You: think of the puppies

Stranger: were they pretty?

Stranger: or they died together?

You: oh they didn't die together

You: ever tried puppy

You: it's a little bland but I enjoyed it

Stranger: i can see

Stranger: :0

Stranger: :) i mean

Stranger: were are you from?

You: IM ON A BOAT

Stranger: wow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oh my. that was fun.
and
You: A/S/L?

Stranger: 17/T/NJ

You: what does T mean?

Stranger: you?

You: are you a tranny?

Stranger: no its a *****

Giantsfan1080
05-05-2009, 08:56 PM
I'm doing this and I don't know what the hell is going on. The first thing I got was a stranger sitting on my lap and then rubbing my pants. It was def. someone on here.

Brent
05-05-2009, 08:57 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: gtfo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
epic win haha

the decider13
05-05-2009, 08:58 PM
I'm gonna be getting on in an hour or so...I have some good ideas on how to **** with people. The most epic battle will be two draft countdown guys. That convo will reach forever.

Giantsfan1080
05-05-2009, 08:59 PM
epic win haha

Haha. Can't feel more powerful than that.

Hurricanes25
05-05-2009, 09:00 PM
This site is amazing.

Todd Bertuzzi
05-05-2009, 09:00 PM
What's with all these Turkish pervs out there?

Brent
05-05-2009, 09:00 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: better now that the task is over
Stranger: what task would that be?
You: I cant talk about the task
You: it would be a violation
Stranger: ah...ok...well what can you talk about?
You: Jordy Nelson's pro prospects versus that of Austin Collie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
YES! hahahahahaha this is so much fun

Paul
05-05-2009, 09:00 PM
You: Watup homie
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: lol
You: F or M
Stranger: I'm good!
Stranger: and u?
Stranger: M. XD I think 90% is M
You: perfect
Stranger: You're F?
You: M
Stranger: Are you*
Stranger: o_O
Stranger: So why this is perfect?
Stranger: Why is this*
You: What's wrong a little love between homies
Stranger: o_O
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I'm a niga nazist!
Stranger: I don't like ******* ****!
You: Who said I'm gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Meh, it'll get better.

bantx
05-05-2009, 09:01 PM
Stranger: hey
You:
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/f/cali
You: youu?
Stranger: 17 m michigan
Stranger: have we talked
Stranger: lol
You: um this is my 1st time on here
You: a friend just told me about it
Stranger: rly?
You: yeahh
Stranger: well hello then
You: heh hii
Stranger: so what do u do in ur free time
You: i like to danceee
Stranger: im gonna call u cali if u dont mind
Stranger: since i dont know ur name
Stranger: dancing is fun
You: thats finee
You: i like the pelvis thrust im real fluid in the hips
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im more of a lawnmower guy
You: lawn mower????
You: youre a landscaper or a mexican?
You: or both
Stranger: haha neither
Stranger: its my fav dance move
You: ohh a dance heh
You: /me pelvis thrust
Stranger: i dont mind pelvis thrust either
You: /me pelvis thrust
Stranger: so what else do u do
You: not much just dancing doing pelvis thrust
Stranger: ill pelvic thust with u anytime babe
Stranger:
You: even if i have a *****?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

sbh15
05-05-2009, 09:01 PM
You: hi
You: want to cyber
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's cyber?
You: its like sex
You: over the internet
You: to make you horny
Stranger: ......
You: try it
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: you'll fall in love with it
You: baby im whatever you want
Stranger: faint!!!!
Stranger: i'm not a gay
You: well ok, if you fainted
You: then im gonna go to town
You: i roll your sleeping corse so your ass is up in the air
Stranger: ****!!!!
You: im not going to use lube because you wont feel it till the morning
You: i dry **** you up the ass
You: and give you aids
You: i gave all of my aids to you
You: i no longer have it
Stranger: where are you from?
You: over the next 25 years your immune system slowly depreciates
Stranger: your english is good
You: you soon run out of white blood cells to fight infection
You: you catch the swine flu, previously thought to be a thing of the past
You: you die from it, infecting the entire hospital around you
You: suddently, the swine flu combines with bear flu and human flu
You: OH NO
You: YOU BASTARD
You: you've created manbearpig flu!!!
You: you've doomed us all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hawk
05-05-2009, 09:02 PM
Stranger: i see

You: see what?

Stranger: i see

You: my nuts in your face hahahaha

Stranger: haha u r so funnyyyyyyyy

Stranger: sik kafa

You: i know right>



what the hell does sik kafa mean?

Shane P. Hallam
05-05-2009, 09:02 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: Do you know Pac-Man?
Stranger: not personally
Stranger: but i've heard of him, yellow chap, right?
You: yeah, that ***** stole my money
You: I sent Inky, Blinky and their boys after him
You: But he ****** them up
You: This is ********
Stranger: perhaps you should send someone a bit more, urmmm, tangible?
You: tangible? **** that, I send the best. Pac-Man messed with the wrong dude this time. I'm gonna kill his wife and murder his child. He is done
You: You want to make some money?
You: And do a hit for me?
Stranger: i don't do that anymore Tony
Stranger: and not a ******* kid
Stranger: what's his wife look like?
You: Tony? I'm not the ******* boss
You: She has a big azz bow in her hair
You: You can't miss her
You: Seriously, I'll give you 2 Gs for this
Stranger: she's fine
Stranger: i dunno man
You: WAIT
You: IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: it's been a long time
You: **** YOU PAC-MAN
You: GIVE ME MY DAMN MONEY
Stranger: **** YOU
Stranger: You'll catch my yellow ******* arse
Stranger: because i'll be masturbating
Stranger: into a bucket of tears
You: You are done
Stranger: i whilst watching sheep
You: Ms. Pacman is dead
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I showed him Who's The Boss

HawkeyeFan
05-05-2009, 09:03 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: What up
Stranger: I like to touch myself at night thinking about Josh hartnett
You: You and me both baby
Stranger: I'm Orlando Bloom actually
You: I prefer Chris Farley, I like big men, too bad he died, we had some good sex.
You: John Candy was another option, he had some really good candy, know what I'm saying?
Stranger: Heath Ledger?
You: I'm Satan
You: No, he's right next to me though, slobbin on me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That had to be someone else from this board haha

Paul
05-05-2009, 09:03 PM
sbh15 wins in Omegle. Another good one.

Wootylicous
05-05-2009, 09:03 PM
lol someone told me to kill my GF and burn her in my oven.

Todd Bertuzzi
05-05-2009, 09:05 PM
Stranger: how are you
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: same
You: my name is sarah connor
You: i was sent here from the future
You: to deliver a message to you
Stranger: a little inconceivable
You: your seed will one day give life to the anti-christ
You: you must prevent this at all costs
You: this is a warning
You: only you can save the world
You have disconnected.

sbh15
05-05-2009, 09:06 PM
meh...

Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: whatsup
Stranger: Nothing, you?
You: not much ive been infected with a deadly parasite that slowly eats through my lower intestine today
You: it's excruciatingly painful
Stranger: I bet that sucks.
You: and you know what
You: IT ******* TURNS ME ON
You: OH YEAH
You: i just came
You: NICE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 09:08 PM
You: hi

Stranger: hii

You: wanna cyber

Stranger: depands

Stranger: you are a girl or guy

You: what's the correct answer

Stranger: you ll tell me

You: you tell me

Stranger: oh comeon please just say ıt

You: girl

Stranger: for real

You: for real

Stranger: i think you are a guy

You: nope

Stranger: age?

You: 17

Stranger: too young

You: I'm 17 on the moon, I'm 20 here

Stranger: lol

Stranger: thats cool

Stranger: how we ganna do thıs

You: I'm all hot from working out and I walk into your apartment

Stranger: and

Stranger: go on

You: I take off my sweaty shirt to reveal my black sports bra

Stranger: go on

Stranger: i just took shower and ı have nothıng on me

Stranger: and sayıng hello to you

You: I stare at your package and can't help myself

You: "ohh good" I say in a shaky voice

Stranger: wanna take a shower wıth me

You: sounds good, I'm pretty tired

You: I walk over to the bathroom, slowly stripping down to my nude body

Stranger: ı start to wash you and my boy ıs up all the way

You: I groan softly, rubbing my nipple

Stranger: touchıng you and you start to make sexy noıces

You: I groan louder, stroking my *****

Stranger: your what

You: wat

Stranger: you saıd you were a gırl

Stranger: where that dıck came from

Stranger: ı have one already

You: i come all over your jeans and scream ice cream

Stranger: you fckıng ******
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 09:08 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I gotta go poop!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Addict
05-05-2009, 09:09 PM
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: I have this crazy plan
Stranger: ?
You: I want to make cyber-larp love to you
Stranger: cyberwhat?
You: larp love
You: ok I'm an wizard, right?
You: and you'll be a unicorn
You: and I'm riding around on you
You: then, after a long day of riding I feel very very lonely
Stranger: what the **** is you talking about
You: so I take off my wizard pants, robe and hat and thrust myself inside you
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Paul
05-05-2009, 09:10 PM
Stranger: hey
You: hey hun
Stranger: whats up?
You: my ****
Stranger: riiiiight
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

Wootylicous
05-05-2009, 09:11 PM
Epic unseen.

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 09:11 PM
Stranger: alguιm que fale portugues por favor!!!

You: cogeme

Stranger: ham??

You: ham hocks *****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Shane P. Hallam
05-05-2009, 09:13 PM
Stranger: raining is good
You: Shh
Stranger: why?
You: Be Quiet
Stranger: ...............
You: Good
Stranger: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Stranger: sorry
You: THIS IS A ******* LIBRARY
You: SHUT UP
Stranger: fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

People need to respect the library's rules.

bantx
05-05-2009, 09:13 PM
You: *****
Stranger: you are rude.
You: **** you ***** I'm not rude
Stranger: i beg to differ
You: you're rude for thinking I'm rude
Stranger: you are being a jerk
Stranger: i was thinking that i would have a friendly conversation with a stranger but
Stranger: nooooo
You: you're acting like a little *****
Stranger: you have to be a ******* ****
Stranger: and argue with someone online
You: ***** you're arguing with me

This is killing my boredom lol

HChu
05-05-2009, 09:13 PM
The Unseen wins Omegle with his first post.

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 09:16 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi want to dance?
Stranger: of course
You: I start dry humping you from behind grinding my hard **** against your leg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PWNT!!

Brent
05-05-2009, 09:16 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: listen I need your help
Stranger: why
You: I am looking for a flux capacitor
You: I need it to fix the time machine I converted my DeLorean into
You: I need to get back to 1983
You: I tried to tell Doc but he didnt listen
You: something about my parents and their prom
Stranger: are you crazy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This was my favorite of all the ones I did haha

EDIT: Another

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: America! **** YEAH!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Addict
05-05-2009, 09:17 PM
Anyone run into this guy yet? I lol'd


Stranger: |_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.hello there_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__are you_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___a big__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\__******?_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

sbh15
05-05-2009, 09:18 PM
Me and Bills had the first NFLDC encounter.

Bills2083
05-05-2009, 09:18 PM
sweet, sbh.
and I talked to that guy, addict

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 09:18 PM
Stranger: BRASILEIRO?

You: SIM

Stranger: FINALMENTE

Stranger: to tentando a meia hora encontrar um e nada

You: that sucks

You: I'm here though

Stranger: hmmmmm

Stranger: qual seu sexo?

You: malo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Paul
05-05-2009, 09:19 PM
Stranger: hi
You: mmmmm
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: yeeesss
Stranger: nooooo
You: Don't fight it
Stranger: I'll try it
You: that's my *****
Stranger: **** that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bantx
05-05-2009, 09:19 PM
Stranger: will you disconnect=
Stranger: ?
You: We're no strangers to love
You: You know the rules and so do I

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Rick Rolled ftw

Giantsfan1080
05-05-2009, 09:19 PM
Howd you guys figure it out?

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 09:19 PM
Anyone run into this guy yet? I lol'd

Yeah, twice.

Addict
05-05-2009, 09:20 PM
You: hi
Stranger: hello there stranger
You: howdy
Stranger: long time no see
You: what?
You: you're the stranger here, buddy
You: I'm "You"
Stranger: yeah i forget
Stranger: he you
Stranger: hi you
You: hi stranger
You: long time no see

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 09:24 PM
Snatching WIN from the jaws of FAIL

I attempted to perhaps meet a fellow SWDCer - Watch

You: SWDC?
Stranger: what?
You: ABCD?
Stranger: abcd oldu bak
You: ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bored of education
05-05-2009, 09:25 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO!!!!!!!
Stranger: you seem excited
Stranger: last ***** was boring
You: I am not boring. I enjoy skinny skiing while on acid.
You: You ever done acid?
Stranger: sweet dude
Stranger: **** yea
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: best **** ever
You: what you doing right now? i am typing to you
Stranger: im typing you too
You: wow we are so similar!
Stranger: **** yea
Stranger: we have so much in common
You: do you enjoy fly fishing?
Stranger: i enjoy getting high
Stranger: is it something like that?
You: hmm
You: maybe?
Stranger: just get high and fish
Stranger: naked mostly
You: I am naked right now
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: me toooo
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: what do you do when you're not on acid or fly fishing?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: on im too fast
You: im naked and i shove kitchen appliances in my ass
Stranger: i don't do that
You: try it some time, if you do it high its like a night with a hooker without the STDs
Stranger: **** man
Stranger: what are you on?
You: nothing
You: I am high on life
You: do you go to college?
Stranger: next year
Stranger: im chilling for a year now
You: you watching TV right now?
Stranger: actually yes
You: me 2
Stranger: im watching playoff basketball
You: oh i am watching the movie heat!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you're so cool
You: I try to be cool. I molest dogs is that cool?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: that can be cool
You: sometimes I guess
You: who is your favorite basketball team?
Stranger: hawks
Stranger: mofo
You: wow, they have Josh Smith he is awesome.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: he's mad now
Stranger: someone hit him
You: is he breaking niggas necks off?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: like a ******* chicken
Stranger: only funnier
You: wow how awesome is that!
Stranger: breaking niggas necks is full of win
You: do you like sports?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i just played soccer
You: I like roller derby and bowling
Stranger: roller derby?
Stranger: isn't that for girls
You: yes
You: i love when they do it naked, i find myself aroused while watching it
You: Do you like football?
Stranger: i played football yes
Stranger: do you?
You: I like football.
Stranger: what is your favorite team?
You: Do you ever notice when the game is an a dome and they linemen sweat, you can see their assholes?
Stranger: yea
You: My favorite team is the Dallas Cowboys.
You: Who is youor favorite team?
Stranger: falcons
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I like Matt Ryan.
You: I wish I could have deep fied his foreskin and dipped it in some hot sauce and ate it. I would never want to move my bowels just so that one day I could be as skilled and sexy as him.
Stranger: you're a nice man
Stranger: matt ryan would like you
You: I like apple pie do you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i do not
Stranger: **** apple pie
You: Well, I tried that before the movie American Pie came out. They stole my masturbation style.
Stranger: no way
Stranger: those bastards
You: Yeah I was sad.
Stranger: did you cry?
You: My mom is a lawyer and she wanted to sue them. She used to video tape it and when you videotape something the date is in the bottom right hand corner and the dates are all before the movie came out.
Stranger: nice man
You: Is real name Stranger?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: my name is stranger?
Stranger: yours too?
Stranger: omg
You: Wow, I like you friend.
You: Can I be your friend?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: if you really want to
You: You made my day.
Stranger: i better
You: I wish this thing would update so you can see who you are talking to.
You: I want to ask females if my anus looks edible.
Stranger: who am i talking to?
You: Stranger is typing. . .
You: My name is Rich
Stranger: you're rich?
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: That is my name. I am not rich though.
You: Do you enjoy smoking joints laced i pesticide?
Stranger: oh yes
You: It makes my lips tingle.
You: Well my friend, I need to get going. Can I have your phone number and talk to you at another time?
You: I hope one day we can go on a picnic.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: picnic
Stranger: while on acide
You: I like picnics.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bored of education
05-05-2009, 09:26 PM
1929 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic Exchange
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: how art thou?
Stranger: k, u?
You: i am swell.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: us
Stranger: u?
You: same! where?
Stranger: texas
You: oh
You: i am in New York
Stranger: how old r u
You: 21
You: u
Stranger: 13
You: f or m?
Stranger: m
You: dick size?
Stranger: i don't know
You: measure and get back to m e
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Paul
05-05-2009, 09:26 PM
You: swdc
Stranger: SCOTT WRIGHTS
Stranger: DRAFT COUNTDOWN
You: !!!
You: Paul
Stranger: T24L
You: EPic

SUCCESS

Tampa 2 4 life
05-05-2009, 09:26 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THERE IS NO TIME
Stranger: Zombie attack?
You: THEY HAVE ALREADY INFITRATED THE GOVERNMENT
You: AND THE WORST PART IS
Stranger: Some remote town in like, Kansas?
You: THE MLIITARY KNOWS
You: AND THEY COULD START THE EVACUATIONS
You: AND SAVE MILLIONS OF LIVES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well, this was cool.

Also:

Stranger: swdc
You: SCOTT WRIGHTS
You: DRAFT COUNTDOWN
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: Paul
You: T24L
Stranger: EPic
You: The odds of this happening are literally below 1%
You: It feels awesome

Mr. Hero
05-05-2009, 09:27 PM
is it just me or is kind of creepy that most of you guys are saying you're either little girls or old pedophiles? Either way, I like it.

sbh15
05-05-2009, 09:27 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: God.
You: im single and looking to ****
You: premarital sex ftw
Stranger: I'm polyamorous and looking to cyber.
You: god can watch us
You: he'll masterbate to it
You: thats how ******* good it will be
You: lets do this ****
You: roleplay
Stranger: Only if you have friends.
You: i'll be frodo
You: you be legilus (sp)
Stranger: *****, please
You: because let's face it we all know both are gay
Stranger: it's all about the Gandalf/Frodo
You: ok
You: im frodo u be gandolf
Stranger: Legolas is a panty-ass ************ who wouldn't know what he had
You: my hobbit body is pinned to the ground by your sexual aura
Stranger: in your adorable hairy feet.
Stranger: BY MY STAFF I THINK YOU MEAN
You: you start scavenging through my foot hair
Stranger: ohhhhh yeahhhh
You: you find a potion of ***** protection
Stranger: it's the pedal lice that really do it
You: you cast rape lvl 4 and turn me onto my back
You: im ready to take it like a man gandolf
You: you tickle my asshole with your beard hair
You: oh yeah that feels good
Stranger: pffft halflingggg
Stranger: you don't know what you're getting into
You: you thrust your 24 inch "staff" into my ass
You: magical eruptions ensue
Stranger: take it bitchhhh
Stranger: FEEL THE EPIC SPELLCAST
You: we are both taken to a land of pleasure
You: oh no
You: no no no
You: this is not good
You: you aren't spec'ed right for this dungeon
You: you go to your class trainer and respec
Stranger: :'(
You: you are now a fire mage
You: now we can resume
You: but not before we get your epic mount
You: we need to complete a few quests before that
You: let's get to work, i lend you 100 gold to get you started
Stranger: Except then my mother comes in and discovers her bearded nine-year-old daughter hotting it up with the sexiest of hobbits.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

'cuse-213
05-05-2009, 09:27 PM
:( I got owned.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: GO GET A LIFE YOU LIFELESS LOSER AND STOP TALKING TO STRANGERS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Beans
05-05-2009, 09:28 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ahahahha

You: ahahahahah

You: ahahahahahahahaha

Stranger: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHHA

You: AHAHAHAH

You: OH GOD

You: HAHAHAHAAHAHA

Stranger: AHAHAHHAHAHA OOOOHHH AHAHAHAHAHA

You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: THIS

You: THIS IS KILLING ME

You: AAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Stranger: WHAT A... AHAHAHAHAH

Stranger: AHAHAHA

You: theres nothing funny about aids.

You have disconnected.

leave em confused is what i say

The Dynasty
05-05-2009, 09:28 PM
You: SWDC?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: o ne aqdum
You: English mother ****** do you speak it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Im trying to find someone from SWDC.

JT Jag
05-05-2009, 09:28 PM
You: CHARLIIIE!
You: CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!
You: Candy mountain! Candy mountain!
Stranger: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Paul
05-05-2009, 09:28 PM
is it just me or is kind of creepy that most of you guys are saying you're either little girls or old pedophiles? Either way, I like it.

No one wanted to talk to 25 year Marco from LA.

CC.SD
05-05-2009, 09:32 PM
Sigh my first run didn't go as i'd hoped.

You: pumpkins haunt my dreams
You: my erotic dreams
Stranger: ?
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: then ?
Stranger: go visit phsyic ?
You: thats not a word
You: what are you ********
You: damn i get off on pumpkins and you're the weird one
Stranger: hey
Stranger: my english is bad..

Beans
05-05-2009, 09:33 PM
Stranger: yo

Stranger: sup

You: i am dancing

You: to the beat

You: can you feel the rhythm

Stranger: which beat

You: the beat

You: of

You: the world

Stranger: yep i can feel it

You: the beat of my soul

You: and of course

You: THE BEETS

You: KILLER TOFUUUUUU

Stranger: what the hell are you talking about?

You: its very zen

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bangin on a trash caaan

sbh15
05-05-2009, 09:35 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: lets do something scandalous
You: we can pretend to be scrubs characters
You: im turk
Stranger: im chinese
You: its ok
You: i like chinese girls
You: i'll cover you in my duck sauce
You: you are the crispy wonton of my dreams
You: your delicious filling inside of your deep fried shell is the perfect combonation
You: i can't help but cum immediately once inside of you
You: well that was fun thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CC.SD
05-05-2009, 09:35 PM
Stranger: hot american guy under 17?
You: oh god you have to help me
You: i was at the theatre with my parents
You: and a man grabbed my mothers pearls and then shot my parents
You: i know now what i must become to combat evil
You: will you help me
You: I must become a symbol of fear
You: more than a man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tampa 2 4 life
05-05-2009, 09:36 PM
What the ****


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fgsfds
You: Hi
Stranger: male, not an indian, not chinese, not gay, totally awesome. work for you?
Stranger: wtf?
You: nothing
You: uh
You: I have a vagina :<
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: can i see?
You: yeah hold on
Stranger: can i touch too?, that would be rad
You: Depends where you live
Stranger: aus
Stranger: you?
You: Florida :<
Stranger: oh, thats a bit ****
Stranger: hmm
You: yeah
You: hot as hell
Stranger: your vagina?
Stranger: right on!
You: no, the weather
You: but that too!
Stranger: fcuking sweet!
Stranger: so, is it true thats where americas old go to die/retire?
You: yeah
You: shittons of old people
Stranger: lol
You: *Horrible tentacle hentai link I'd get banned for*

Stranger: driving must be a drag
You: ^There ;)
You: yeah
You: sucks
Stranger: so
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: still go a hot vagina?
You: I sent you the link
Stranger: thats cartoon people!
Stranger: im mean, id still hit it
Stranger: but for being non cartoony and all
You: huh
You: nodody's gotten past here
You: but yeah, my vag is still hot I guess
You: HOT FOR POLICE YOU SICK PERVERT
You have disconnected.


Some people.

Go_Eagles77
05-05-2009, 09:36 PM
Everyone keeps saying I'm from /b/ but I've never been there in my life, lol.

Paul
05-05-2009, 09:38 PM
Stranger: hi
You: Lick my five
Stranger: 5 what
You: lick it and find out
Stranger: hmm nah
Stranger: you lick it
You: done it
Stranger: gay wad

That's right he called me a gay wad.

Giantsfan1080
05-05-2009, 09:38 PM
Stranger: Hello

You: Hiiiiii

You: I'm Ron Burgundy?

You: rum

You: rum in my belly

Stranger: humm

Stranger: Your ass is plenty of run

You: well when in rome

Stranger: When in Rome ...

Stranger: **** the romens

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 09:39 PM
This was the weirdest, creepiest, worst, and best convo ever:


Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: hi

You: howsit going

Stranger: fine

Stranger: where r u from?

You: Cleveland

Stranger: oh i see

Stranger: boston,MA

Stranger: boy?or girl?

You: girl

Stranger: cool

Stranger: mw 2

Stranger: me 2

You: wanna cyber

You: we can have LeBron James in a three-way

You: he's my sexual idol

Stranger: ah ha

Stranger: i like kobe more

You: you must have alot of bruises

Stranger: u play nba 09 or 08?

You: kobe don't **** around

You: I was hurting a couple weeks after that

Stranger: um....

You: I sued him and ****

You: dropped the case because ESPN is a little *****

Stranger: u like *******?

You: now I love LeBron

You: **** YEAH I LIKE *******

You: so

You: wanna cyber

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: how's ur boy?

You: he's playing a game right now actually

You: we had crazy sex last night with his high school teamates

Stranger: why not **** right now

You: don't worry, they just watch

Stranger: 3p

Stranger: or more?

You: 3p sure

Stranger: cao nimamade zhongguoren

Stranger: zhuang ni ma bi a

Stranger: ni ta ma cao ni ma

You: come on, Yao Ming's got like a 2-incher

Stranger: jixu zhuangbi chuiniu a

You: r u serious?

Stranger: cao nima

You: I killed Mao Tsetung *****

Stranger: ni tama de shabi zhonguoren

You: you from draftcountdown.com

Stranger: how's ur ***** taste?

Stranger: delicious?

Stranger: or smell bad?

You: hmm

You: elaborate

Stranger: wow

Stranger: i like that

Stranger: i guess u r absolutely a *****

Stranger: and u r so thirsty right noe

Stranger: now

Stranger: let me **** ur *****

Stranger: i'm pretty damn sure i'll make u come

Stranger: trust me

You: you know

You: I'm with the FBI

You: you have the right to remain silent

You: anything you cyber can and will be used against you in a court of law

Stranger: ah ha

You: have you understood your rights as I have typed them to you?

Stranger: u r such a funny guy

Stranger: actually u r a boy

Stranger: isn't it

Stranger: come on

Stranger: don't lie to me

You: tim roth is good

Stranger: i don't like that serials

Stranger: it's crap

Stranger: have u ever watch PRIVATE's film?

You: saving private ryan?

You: fubar

Stranger: nope

Stranger: u don't know that?

Stranger: it's a av group

You: what's that

You: hello

You: a/s/l

You: *****

You have disconnected.

Addict
05-05-2009, 09:39 PM
I'm running really really low on somewhat gullible people.

bored of education
05-05-2009, 09:40 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im naked
Stranger: hello
You: are you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CC.SD
05-05-2009, 09:40 PM
Stranger: hi
You: Lick my five
Stranger: 5 what
You: lick it and find out
Stranger: hmm nah
Stranger: you lick it
You: done it
Stranger: gay wad

That's right he called me a gay wad.

Don't be such a gay wad about it. :)

sbh15
05-05-2009, 09:40 PM
You: im naked right now
Stranger: i am a lesbian
You: fingering myself at the thought of you
You: well i didnt want to say anything
You: but
You: im bi-sexual
You: my boyfriend has watched me with toher girls
Stranger: damn
You: you know what's my favorite
You: feeling their boobs
You: while they lick my clean downstairs
Stranger: what are you doing, John, i am you dad, you stupid
You: then i ride my boyfriend like ******* seabiscut after that
You: when he gets to look in the eyes of another horse
You: he takes off
You: OH NO
You: WHAT A TRAGIC ACCIDENT
You: HES FALLED AND SHATTERED BOTH OF HIS FRONT LIMBS
You: HE'S WRITHING IN AGONY ON THE TRACK
You: THE AMBULENCE EUTHANIZES HIM ON THE SPOT
You: I CANT GO ON
You: I PULL OUT A GUN AND BLOW MY BRAINS OUT
You: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
You have disconnected.

Giantsfan1080
05-05-2009, 09:41 PM
Stranger: ASL?

You: 194/w/london

You: you

Stranger: huh?

Stranger: male or female?

You: wizard male

Stranger: i wan to suck your ****

You: suck it now

Stranger: come lick my nipples

You: are they puffy

Stranger: **** you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 09:42 PM
I didn't like how this one was going, so...

You: Interior Crocodile Alligator - I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
You: Interior Crocodile Alligator - I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
You: Interior Crocodile Alligator - I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
You: Interior Crocodile Alligator - I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
You: Interior Crocodile Alligator - I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
You: Interior Crocodile Alligator - I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
You: Interior Crocodile Alligator - I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
You: Interior Crocodile Alligator - I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
You: Interior Crocodile Alligator - I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 09:43 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what the ****?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Giantsfan1080
05-05-2009, 09:45 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male?
You: male?
Stranger: you first
You: no
You: you
Stranger: male
Stranger: age
Stranger: ?
You: damn i lied
Stranger: eh...
Stranger: im just here to insult people
Stranger: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


someone here?

sbh15
05-05-2009, 09:45 PM
I jacked CC.SD's thing a little then messed with it haha

Stranger: is dat u *****?
You: yeah *****
Stranger: waz gud son
You: what up straight crak muzic *****
You: nm muh *****
Stranger: u from da bronx?
You: i waz just at dat opera
You: i got scurred dem bats
You: went outside
Stranger: wah u specialize in
You: my parents were shot in front of me
You: i need you to help me
You: become something more than man
Stranger: shittt dawg dats hard shitt
You: that criminals fear
Stranger: man ill help u all i can
You: i went home to my grandma
Stranger: whaa you need?
You: and she got all scared
You: and said your movin with ur auntie and uncle in bel air
Stranger: shitt dawg u gotta protect yo gma
You: i whistled for a cab and when it came near
Stranger: fresshh prince slim
You: i saw the liscence plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror
You: if anything i thought that this cab was rare
Stranger: man u gotta intereestin lyfew
You: then i thought nah forget it yo holmes to belair
You have disconnected.

Bills2083
05-05-2009, 09:45 PM
I just got this video recommended to me, haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk

strong language

Addict
05-05-2009, 09:47 PM
Stranger: Hi there
Stranger: ... hello?
Stranger: IS ANYONE THERE
You: I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.
You have disconnected.

CC.SD
05-05-2009, 09:48 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: okay we're gonna cyber
You: but every line must rhyme
You: thats how i get off
Stranger: bring IT
You: you start
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH!
You: I expose my vagina for cash



Okay seriously who was this, i know it's someone here:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: GET TO THE CHOPPA
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOW
Stranger: no thank you
Stranger: i prefer no choppa
You: No seriously theres a alien hunter thing
You: GET TO THE CHOPPA
Stranger: holy ****
Stranger: really
You: thats what i recommend
You: nOOOOOW
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: WHERE IS IT
Stranger: DC?
Stranger: WILL SMITH,
You: cc.sd
Stranger: YOU NEED TO SAVE US
Stranger: WILLLLL
Stranger: SMITTTHHHHH
You: CHOPPA NOOOOOWWWWW
Stranger: YOUR ROLE IN HITCH WAS LESS THAN EXPECTED
Stranger: BUT I THOUGHT HANCOCK WAS OK
Stranger: WILLLLL
You: I AM SIMULTANEOUSLY A GOVERNOR AND APPEARING IN THE NEW TERMINATOR FILM
You: NOOOOOOOW
Stranger: THAT'S AWWWWESOME
You: I RECOMMEND GETTING TO THE CHOPPAAAAAA
You: VERY HIGHLY
Stranger: HOLY HELLLLLLL
Stranger: THE PREDATOR
Stranger: IS HERE
Stranger: GET
Stranger: THE
Stranger: GATTLING
Stranger: GUN
You: NO JUST GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA

sbh15
05-05-2009, 09:49 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=400c7488
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm not gonna look

I chatted with that same person haha.

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 09:49 PM
Stranger: EARTH
You: Nope
Stranger: fuuuuuuuuuu

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 09:49 PM
I chatted with that same person haha.

same here. not looking.

Hawk
05-05-2009, 09:49 PM
Stranger: I'm bored

You: shhhhhh, be quiet

Stranger: is it a library?

You: yes, now shut it. I'm trying to study

Stranger: oh ohk

You: asl?

Stranger: i'm studying as well

Stranger: wouldn't you like to know

You: u have to whisper

You: yes

Stranger: so what are you studying?

You: math, it's not too bad. what are you studying?

Stranger: well I should be doing some homework in my study period, which is now but instead i'm lurking the internetz, mainly this site http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com

You: is that supposed to be funny?

Stranger: what part, the i'm not doing homework or the site because neither are that much

You: oh ok, i see.

Stranger: i'm also rather bored

You: i know a site you should lurk

Stranger: ahh niec, xkcd.com is quite good

You: i don't like that either, those aren't funny to me

You: i have a site for you, hold on....

Stranger: mmk, they have some good humour in it in my opinion

You: SCOTT WRIGHT DRAFT COUNTDOWN BIOTCH



i thought it was funny cause he continued using the tags.

Beans
05-05-2009, 09:50 PM
Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: my names skippy the busk kangaroo

Stranger: whats yours?

Stranger: bush i mean

You: look i gotta ask a question first

You: real quick

You: when i say SWDC what do you think

Stranger: ok, but it depends on the question

Stranger: southwestern DC

You: interesting

You: this will be taken note of in my study

You: now, skippy

You: how are your grades

Stranger: 5 classes, 3A's and 2 b's

You: mmhmm

You: and your parents? are they well?

Stranger: yes they are

You: do they ever

You: touch you

You: in any way

You: that feels, wrong?

Stranger: no, never

You: you can tell me the truth

You: its alright

Stranger: well i like to touch my dog

You: this is ok

You: it is a natural thing for a boy your age

You: its all a part of the process of growing up

Stranger: okay good, is it bad if i think about having sexual intercourse with pigs?

You: not at all

You: you see

You: during the adolescent stage

You: all young males will have

You: shall we say

You: "strange feelings"

You: these are perfectly normal and should be no cause for concern

Stranger: okay good, i thought i was strange for wanting to **** a pig

You: not at all

You: is there anything else youd like to tell me before you get back to class?

Stranger: have your parents ever touched you?

You: ho ho

You: ah, skippy

You: my past is one of many strange occurences

You: various events, some mildly traumatic, that have turned me to this position of school guidance counselor

Stranger: i see, what country are you a guidance counselor in?

Stranger: It is 11:00pm, so i do not have class for hours, friend.

You: iraq

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: what does SWDC actually mean?

You: no you had it right

You: i was just double checking the coordinates

You: well, it's almost launch time

You: i look forward to our next session

Stranger: what are you launching?

You: one word of advice before i part

You: take cover

You have disconnected.

bleh. i dont have much of a flare for this.

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 09:51 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh man.
You: what?
Stranger: I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING!
You: THE WHOLE THING?
You: ALL OF IT?
Stranger: AW FFFUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


PWNT!

Beans
05-05-2009, 09:52 PM
i love all the ones that end in FFFFFFUUUUU

sbh15
05-05-2009, 09:52 PM
Stranger: hi
You: i will lick your clit
Stranger: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hurricanes25
05-05-2009, 09:53 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=400c7488
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm not gonna look

I want to know what it is but Im scared to look

Bosanac01
05-05-2009, 09:53 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: noluyo genηler kimin kınası var hayırdır?
You: yea sure
You: you want whipped cream with that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 09:53 PM
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how r u

Stranger: fine thx

Stranger: u

You: good

You: please let me showw you my *****

You: you

You: might

You: like

You: our

You: penises

You: hey baby girl did you go to college

You: did you get your BA with all that knowledge

You: I like ya boobies, in ya shirt

You: please let me show you my *****

Stranger: okay

Stranger: how old r u by the way

You: 87

Stranger: 87

Stranger: a dead horny guy

You: I'm alive and ready to come

You: I've got ****** and Jack O'Leary right here

Stranger: dont come too fast grandpa

You: I just might

You: jizz

You: in my pants

Stranger: okay you must be an orgasm

Stranger: now let me go

You: nothing's stopping you inbred ****

Stranger: bye grandpa

Stranger: im lookin someone from my age

You: you mean 4?

Stranger: ooo you are a phedophilia too

You: it's pedophile

You: god

Stranger: better not to be

You: okay let's cyber then

Stranger: didnt you come

You: not yet baby

Stranger: okay hands on penises

You: I groan softly and reach for my dentures

You: I put them on

You: fixodent is clutch

Stranger: okay

Stranger: let me a few minutes

Stranger: by the way how old are you

Stranger: i can not create an image of yours

You: 87

You: said that already

Stranger: is it real

Stranger: im asking the last time

You: eighty

You: seven

You: mah

You: lil'

You: *****

Stranger: bye grandpa

You: you know you want this hickory wood

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Dynasty
05-05-2009, 09:53 PM
Man I have had 3 people say South West DC when i say SWDC as well. Also I have that marie got deflowered person as well.

Giantsfan1080
05-05-2009, 09:54 PM
Unseen got Samberg'd.

Tampa 2 4 life
05-05-2009, 09:54 PM
I think I just played pokemon over omegle.


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You: COME ON OUT, PIKACHU
You: (PIKACHU HAS FIRST MOVE)
You: USE THUNDERBOLT PIKACHU
Stranger: (No)
Stranger: (Haunter appeared)
Stranger: (You know the rules)
You: (I KNOW :<)
You: (Make an attack, then)
Stranger: CONFUSION!
You: ****
You: DOES PIKACHU HAVE CONFUSION?
Stranger: I'd be ******....
You: fine
You: COME ON BACK, PIKACHU
You: GO GET EM BUTTERFREE
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
Stranger: NO CONFUSION?!?
Stranger: OH SHI---
You: NOPE
You: BUTTERFREE, USE SLEEP POWDER
Stranger: Ghosts cant sleep **********
You: **** I FORGOT
Stranger: The wild haunter uses his LAZOR BLARGHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGH!!!!!!!
You: BUTTERFREE IS DOWN TO 70% HEALTH!
You: BUTTERFREE USES BUZZ BUG
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: CRITICAL HIT!
You: HAUNTER HAS FAINTED!
You: BUTTERFREE GETS 345 EXPERIENCE

Addict
05-05-2009, 09:55 PM
I'm just complaining about people trolling poorly at this point.

bored of education
05-05-2009, 09:56 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: evening
You: how art thou
Stranger: thy convo is gay
You: yes tis gay
Stranger: thou shalt be disconnectith
You: ill do it first
You: i win
You have disconnected.

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 09:56 PM
Unseen got Samberg'd.

I Samberg'd her

Addict
05-05-2009, 09:58 PM
Stranger: hi
You: it's incredible
Stranger: stranger
You: i've spent an hour on this damn site
You: there's gotta be at least 10 guys I now roaming around here
You: and I've not seen a single one of them.
You: go figure
Stranger: i am single
You: good for you
You: how's masturbation working for you?

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 10:00 PM
You: manic depressant

You: bearsfan_51

You: D-Unit

You: Brent

You: boredofeducation

You: The Unseen

Stranger: ?

You: Scott Wright

You: JBond

You: draftguru151

You: Addict

You: CJSchneider

Stranger: where r u from?

You: Dr. Gonzo

You: yourfavestoner

You: bigbluedefense

You: yodachu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 10:02 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi, can I get a large hand-tossed, sausage and pepporoni, add some cheezy bread and a 2 liter of Pepsi?
Stranger: Order up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EvilMonkey
05-05-2009, 10:02 PM
short and sweet...

Stranger: Hi there!
You: hey
Stranger: whats up momfuka
You: funny you should say that, i am actually in the process of f*cking your mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hawk
05-05-2009, 10:03 PM
What the hell is this? I got it from like 4 different people.
I don't wanna click it.

EvilMonkey
05-05-2009, 10:04 PM
What the hell is this? I got it from like 4 different people.
I don't wanna click it.

my guess is it's a chick named marie getting deflowered.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-05-2009, 10:04 PM
I'm actually having a legit conversation. First time I tried, I told the person I was a dude and he disconnected. Ha.

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 10:04 PM
Stranger: *****.

You: cool

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^This one of you guys?

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 10:06 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: SWDC?
Stranger: Would you like to see a magic trick?
You: Yes, disappear
Stranger: Abra ka-dabra.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-05-2009, 10:08 PM
Google tells me that link is an adult one. So I deleted it from your post!

The Dynasty
05-05-2009, 10:08 PM
Just had my first SWDC encounter with B-dawk.

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 10:09 PM
You: FIRST

Stranger: heelo

Stranger: you won

Stranger: ahhahaa

You: haha

You: I like little boys

Stranger: im one of those

Stranger: oooh

Stranger: omg im so scared

You: my dick gets harder

You: I walk slowly behind you

You: hey davey I say

Stranger: but my names not davey

You: what is it chubby cheeks?

You: the very mention of chubby makes me cum

Stranger: omg

Stranger: youre weird

You: *cums*

You: I smell your marshmallow hair

You: I like em big and puffy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 10:16 PM
Stranger: Are you Elisha Cuthbert?'

You: yes

Stranger: What did you get your associates in?

You: computer programming

Stranger: Hmmm

Stranger: That took you too long.

You: I'm a dumb blonde lol

Stranger: Did you get a high school education?

You: yes

Stranger: Nope.

Stranger: You dropped out.

You: but I graduated from Centennial High

You: YOU CAN'T READ WIKIPEDIA RIGHT

You: FAIL

Stranger: :O

Stranger: You could have trolled me

Stranger: But noOooOOoo

You: I'm Unseen btw. you

Stranger: Cliffle
You have disconnected.

Addict
05-05-2009, 10:18 PM
not a single DC meet for me... too bad.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-05-2009, 10:20 PM
I clicked that Marie gets deflowered link. It's one of those "unlock more pics by sending the link to your friends." schemes. View through hidemyass.com to see all the pics.

brat316
05-05-2009, 10:22 PM
this awesome

Beans
05-05-2009, 10:24 PM
You: listen up

Stranger: Okay

You: and listen up good

Stranger: Alright.

You: ...

You: alright i got nothing

Stranger: You disappoint me.

;___;

im the worst at this

CC.SD
05-05-2009, 10:25 PM
Stranger: heyy
You: hey there delicious
You: my little strawberry shortcake
Stranger: and nutrotious
You: you know what you make me want to do
Stranger: wat?
You: stuff an ice cream cone in my vagina
Stranger: ur hot
You: then im gonna eat a bagel
You: probably watch some toons
You: maybe get high
You: definitely get high
You: and that cone is just gonna keep on melting.
Stranger: wat



/\ "wat" !! I feel like a meme.

ImBrotherCain
05-05-2009, 10:25 PM
this awesome

and oh so slightly disturbing

Bosanac01
05-05-2009, 10:26 PM
Stranger: Hİ
Stranger: asl ?
You: im nice
You: are you nice?
You: i like being nice
You: because most people are mean
You: and they say rude stuff
You: but i don't
You: im nice
Stranger: nice:D
Stranger: asl ?
You: **** OFF!!
You have disconnected.

the decider13
05-05-2009, 10:30 PM
this turkish guy will not quit

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: whats your favorite color?
Stranger: is it such a big deal
Stranger: lets say blue
You: WHY NOT ORANGE!!?!?!?
Stranger: just because
You: I'm not so sure we can be friends
Stranger: why
You: BECAUSE YOU LIKE BLUE!!
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: ?
You: Idaho
You: the 43rd state, the gem state
You: you?
Stranger: you know what, you are very idiot. you choose your friends according to their favourite colors
Stranger: foolish...
Stranger: btw im turkish
You: your english blows
Stranger: all the turks **** you
You: does that make you all gay?
You: I KNEW IT
Stranger: you stupid americans
You: do you like idaho potatoes?
Stranger: do you like turkish yarrak
You: Whittney Houston was born in Idaho
Stranger: so what ?
You: SO WHAT!?!
Stranger: what is the link
You: wtf
You: are you hitting on me?
Stranger: u r really stupid
You: no I will not make out with you
Stranger: go **** your mother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Todd Bertuzzi
05-05-2009, 10:38 PM
lol I just ran into that wild Haunter guy and he attempted to poke-rape me. I am mildly disturbed, but at the same time curious.

Brodeur
05-05-2009, 10:39 PM
Stranger: m/f?
You: Whatever you want
Stranger: Huh?
You: I'm the boss
Stranger: You're an ass
You: I'm the boss
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I used to be better at this, but apparently I've lost my luster in the last month.

Thumper
05-05-2009, 10:39 PM
Stranger: hey im looking for a dominant woman
You: well you got one right here
Stranger: may i be Your slave?
You: yes you can be and we can make love while I whip you and afterwards you can make me a snack
Stranger: does my Mistress have a pic?
You: no. not yet. does my slave have a pic? You are the slave after all, why would I cater to you?
You: now go make me a snack you scrawny ***** *** *****.

Paranoidmoonduck
05-05-2009, 10:44 PM
Stranger: hi
You: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
You: The Jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
You: Beware the Jubjub bird, shun the frumious Bandersnatch
Stranger: what?
You: He Took his VOrpal sowrd in hand
You: Long time the manxome foe he sought
Stranger: i'm a chinese.
You: So rested he by the tumtum tree
Stranger: can you speak chinese?
You: and stood awhile in thought
Stranger: sorry
You: Bewawe the Jabbewwock, my son!

Only good things will come from this.

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 10:46 PM
Got a live one.


Stranger: no fish

You: o rly?

Stranger: yesh rly

Stranger: do you ahve teh fish?

You: why no fish?

Stranger: because /xb/ said so

Stranger: :!

Stranger: rule1&2 ik

You: dude

Stranger: hmm

You: let's cyber

Stranger: arriteeee

You: I take off my undies to reveal my hairy carey

Stranger: its too small dude.

Stranger: i hope you brought your ******

You: don't worry babe

You: it's in my pocket

You: I swallow the whole bottle, portending of things to cum

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: DAMMIT no fish

Stranger: ******* fish

You: SWDC?

Stranger: fish and anontalk brought /b/ down

Stranger: I MUST GO

You: /b/ is dead, man. gotta live your life

Stranger: for this... we must attack twitter

Stranger: or facebook

You: twitter, definitely

Stranger: i'm sure you've seen the threads

You: o ya

Stranger: teh noob celebs will be leik OMG where is my internetz?

Stranger: we must.

You: we shall.

Stranger: back to report to /bx/ cya man

You: dick

Stranger: ****

You: truth

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Todd Bertuzzi
05-05-2009, 10:47 PM
Stranger: hey
You: swdc?
Stranger: huh?
You: you sick ****
You have disconnected

Brodeur
05-05-2009, 10:48 PM
Stranger: hey
You: I am General Zod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live.
Stranger: does that mean i get to play with your *****?
You: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
Stranger: oh, you want me to suck your *****?
You: KNEEL
Stranger: ok, now what?
You: You will lead to me Kal-El, son of Jor-El, or the one you call Superman
Stranger: youre a ******
You: If you do not obey me I will strike down upon you with great vengeance
Stranger: imma send the joker to kill you
You: General Zod does not fear the one you call "The Joker"
You: General Zod will give you 30 seconds to find Kal-El, son of Jor-El, before you are put into extinction
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: you ******* renga
Stranger: ******* poof
You: 15 seconds
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well, whatever.

fischbowl
05-05-2009, 10:50 PM
Stranger: hi i'm a boy, are you a girl?
You: **** no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

'cuse-213
05-05-2009, 11:01 PM
Who was I just talking to! And why wouldn't you cyber with me!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: swdc?
You: hey there
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: /
Stranger: /?
Stranger: /?
Stranger: ?
?
/
//
You: cyber?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: creep
You: WHY
Stranger: **** you
You: **** YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ccB
05-05-2009, 11:04 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ****
You: Balls
Stranger: vagina
You: twat
Stranger: clitoris
You: vulva
Stranger: boob
You: tit
Stranger: vaginal secreation
You: ***** juice
Stranger: jiz
You: bukake
Stranger: **** i dont know what that means!
You: It's when a bunch of guys cum all over a girl
You: I win
Stranger: oh i guess you learn something new every day
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you win
You: WOOHOOO

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 11:07 PM
You: hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: you a weird freak?

You: no

Stranger: finally

Stranger: jeez

You: what freaks have you run across

Stranger: too many

You: sorry

You: what did they say

Stranger: bs

Stranger: and spam

You: specifically

Stranger: no

Stranger: :(

Stranger: the past is too sad

You: come on now

Stranger: i dun wanna ;*(

You: plz

Stranger: why?

Stranger: don't you know

Stranger: you've probably run into the same

You: well I wanna compare

You: I might complain or something

Stranger: werid stories

Stranger: and websites

Stranger: asking asl and disconnecting

You: what weird stories

Stranger: starting the justice legion

Stranger: vampires

Stranger: fight clubs

You: yeah

You: hey

Stranger: yeah?

You: you know what cybering means?

Stranger: lol yeah

You: well what?

Stranger: look it up on google

You: I don't use google

Stranger: well look it up onn whateever you use

You: nah

Stranger: >:

You: so

Stranger: i dunno anymore!?!?!!!

You: can I have my lemonade>

Stranger: ?

You: you stole it

You: along with the government and Steve Jobs

Stranger: no

Stranger: lies

You: kanye west hates white people

Stranger: i hate kanye west

You: he is in fact a gay fish

Stranger: south park

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mr. Hero
05-05-2009, 11:18 PM
Da ****

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i play runescape
You: does not even one of you ***** watch the trailer park boys?
Stranger: do you play runescape?
Stranger: i love runescape
Stranger: you can do so many activites on runescape
Stranger: such as fish
You: Runescape sounds dirty
Stranger: fishing is particallyourly
Stranger: one of my faviourte
Stranger: you get to fish all different types of fish
You: i don't like things that are dirty unless they're slowly inserted
Stranger: which is just insane
Stranger: cause the amount needed
Stranger: is enourmous
You: lube or no lube I'm good.
Stranger: but
Stranger: then tyheres always fun mini games
Stranger: such as trawler fishing
You: It's true what they say though
Stranger: wehre you venture out on a leaky boat
You: practise
You: makes perfect
Stranger: but you have to catch fish and!!!
Stranger: your going to have to repair the boat as you go along
Stranger: it is amazinglny fun
You: leave a finger or two in their a night and you are golden for the next day.
Stranger: if you have friends that are willing to venture with you
You: I hate my job though
Stranger: out in to the deep deep runescape ocean
You: leaves me so sore.
Stranger: but it leaves you well rewarded
Stranger: for only on trawler fishing
You: but at least work gives me an excuse to sleep with a finger in my ass
Stranger: does one get to fish the famous
You: I don't do gingers though.
Stranger: turtles!
Stranger: or manta rayss
Stranger: those heal alot
Stranger: i really dont know which heals 24 and which heals 22
You: YOU HAVE MY ASS PENNIES IN YOUR POCKET!!
Stranger: but it they heal mighty great
You: SWDC?
Stranger: for fish
Stranger: cause not alot of other food heals you as well as that
You: da **** guys, da ****
Stranger: potions do though

Mr. Hero
05-05-2009, 11:21 PM
delete this post

fischbowl
05-05-2009, 11:21 PM
You: SWDC
Stranger: good one
You: how so?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ur good
You: well....
You: SWDC?
Stranger: i dont know what that means you freak
You: oh
You: well **** you then

Shane P. Hallam
05-05-2009, 11:28 PM
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im jap
You: Hmmm
You: Do you have like 5 arms?
You: I heard the atomic bomb made people have 5 arms
Stranger: what?
Stranger: do u believe in it?
You: I am sure something weird happened with that radiation and ****
You: I bet there are some 4 armed japs running around Nagasaki right now
Stranger: **** off
Stranger: !!
You: sorry man
You: Wasn't trying to be rude
You: Just asking
You: jeez
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i'll fogive u
Stranger: forgive
You: alright, I just heard some stories about that ****
You: Do you like Japan?
Stranger: no
You: Do Asian people have small penises? I know it is a stereotype and everything, and I know black guys with small penises, but I just wanted to know
You: as no one will ever verify if that stereotype is true
Stranger: ya

brat316
05-05-2009, 11:29 PM
guys there is to much SWDC

You: SWDC
You: hi
Stranger: you again?
You: wat
You: some one is doing this same ****
Stranger: uh huh

the decider13
05-05-2009, 11:31 PM
Stranger: hey there
You: hello
You: whats goin down?
Stranger: my nuts
You: they are finally dropping?
You: lucky you
You: that's called puberty

'cuse-213
05-05-2009, 11:33 PM
Uh, I'm having like an actual conversation with a chick. I feel like a pedo :(

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 11:33 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 春哥純爺們
You: You pervert
You have disconnected.

Brent
05-05-2009, 11:34 PM
Uh, I'm having like an actual conversation with a chick. I feel like a pedo :(
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 11:34 PM
Uh, I'm having like an actual conversation with a chick. I feel like a pedo :(

How do you know?

GB12
05-05-2009, 11:35 PM
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HEY

Stranger: ASL

Stranger: OPS

Stranger: CAPS

Stranger: LOL

You: lol

You: 15/f/Houston

Stranger: ooo pristine age:P

You: lol

Stranger: webcam sex

Stranger: yes no?

Stranger: maybe

You: I wish

You: no web cam though

You: :(

Stranger: naw

Stranger: go buy one

Stranger: wuick

Stranger: :d

Stranger: quick

You: lol

You: I can't even drive yet

Stranger: neither can i :(

Stranger: what age can you guys drive over ther

You: 16

You: how old are you

Stranger: 16

Stranger: lol

Stranger: we can't drive till 17

You: 16?

You: that's too young for me

You: I like my men older

You: 35+

Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHA

Stranger: ******* AMERICAN

Stranger: S

Stranger: so you into pedofiles?

You: lol

You: I like them older

You: they're better in bed

Stranger: well endowed older men aye

Stranger: wont find something like me around there:P

Stranger: 10" glory

You: lol

You: that reminds me of this one guy I ******

You: 10" too

Stranger: wtf when did you lose your v's

You: we started out doggy style

You: and then he wanted to do anal

You: so I stuck my ***** is his asshole and ****** his brains out

Stranger: your *****?

Stranger: wait

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: transvesite?

You: hermaphrodite

Stranger: ewwww

You: it's double the pleasure

You: especially in a 3 sum

Stranger: ******* yanks

Stranger: no wonder we live in world that is ****

Stranger: you ***** started it off

Stranger: ******* global market failing

Stranger: what was the ***** doing

Stranger: ******* each other up the arse

Stranger: while the stocks dropped

Stranger: **** me

Stranger: taht is gay

You: ok

Stranger: go choke and dick and die

Stranger: please

Stranger: :P

You: are you still up for web cam sex

You: I could get one tomorrow

Stranger: yer sure thing

You: you show me your 10 incher and I'll show you my 8 inches

Stranger: aye

Stranger: no ***** my way

You: are you sure

Stranger: yer sorry

Stranger: have to go **** my kid

Stranger: be back latter

Stranger: cya

You: well did you at least want a pic?

Stranger: yer sure

Stranger: perth_skater_folklore@hotmail.com

Stranger: email it

Stranger: sua

You: alright have fun with your kid. We'll pick this up again through email tomorrow

Stranger: sure will

Stranger: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I have to find a picture of a hermaphrodite and email it to him. I am afraid.

ccB
05-05-2009, 11:35 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: 16 F FL
You: u?
Stranger: FL?
You: Florida duhz
Stranger: haha i figured but this is international
Stranger: 16 M Massachusetts
You: oh lolz I'm dorry
You: Red Sox suck, Patriots Suck, Celtics Suck! eat asshole boston ******!

Primetime21
05-05-2009, 11:36 PM
Uh, I'm having like an actual conversation with a chick. I feel like a pedo :(

Bad news: It isnt a chick.

'cuse-213
05-05-2009, 11:36 PM
How do you know?

1- We exchanged pics. 2- I believe her. 3- You're right, it's probably some lonely mexican.

Shane P. Hallam
05-05-2009, 11:37 PM
Stranger: I'm Chris Hansen
Stranger: Please take a seat
You: okay
You: what's up Chris?
Stranger: My dick.
You: why is your dick up Chris?
Stranger: Because I'm ******* horny.
You: That's cool
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Is that all you've got?
Stranger: Preeeeettttty much.
You: you need a better schtick my man
Stranger: I'm too bored to come up with anything decent.
You: too bored means you can come up with decent things
Stranger: I've transcended that and reached a point of boredom where I no longer do anything. I call it the Sloth theory.
You: interesting theory Chris
You: I think you can overcome that though
You: and just utilize what the Stranger gives you for material
You: For example
You: If the other person tells you they are from Mexico
Stranger: oshi- am I getting a lesson?
You: then you can ***** about them getting the swine flu
You: and what not
You: it will be funny
Stranger: Obv.
You: and more on point
You: Now, what if someone asks you a/s/l
You: What is the next step for you?
Stranger: 17/t/behind you
You: See now Chris, that won't lead to much humor. Let the humor come to you
You: You let them tell you first
You: That way, if it's a guy, you can be a girl and vice versa
You: And allow things to reach a more humorous point
You: Don't force anything
You: let the humor come to you Chris
You: let it come to you
Stranger: Very well.
You: Now go off my friend, and you enjoy that great blue yonder called omegle. You take your expert boredom, and you turn that into a night you can remember for at least the next week and a half.
You: I hope one day you pass the knowledge I have to you onto others
Stranger: Perhaps I shall.
You: and we can all learn to be more productive comedy artists on omegle
Stranger: Or perhaps we can just troll because we're bored to near death.
You: maybe we can, but let the trolling work itself into play
You: You have the tools Chris
You: just use them
You: just...use....them
Stranger: Alright then.

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 11:37 PM
1- We exchanged pics. 2- I believe her. 3- You're right, it's probably some lonely mexican.


He photoshoped it so his ***** wouldn't show.

Brent
05-05-2009, 11:38 PM
You: Red Sox suck, Patriots Suck, Celtics Suck! eat asshole boston ******!
You're my hero haha.

fischbowl
05-05-2009, 11:39 PM
I'm actually having a respectable conversation with a person. I'm terrible at Omegle

Shane P. Hallam
05-05-2009, 11:40 PM
1- We exchanged pics. 2- I believe her. 3- You're right, it's probably some lonely mexican.

Oh snap, 'cuse has a girlfriend!

The Unseen
05-05-2009, 11:41 PM
You: swdc

Stranger: SWDC? thats why we american football


Stranger: OMG

Stranger: hi

Stranger: who is this

Stranger: ?

You: hi

You: The Unseen

Stranger: Bored of Education!

Stranger: whats up!

You: hey man

Stranger: this is such a good time killer

You: oh yeah

Stranger: some real freaks out there

Stranger: talkig pokemon sex

Stranger: talking

You: and turks

Stranger: yes

Stranger: lots of turks

You: and myspace whores

Stranger: true

Stranger: todd haley is awesome

You: hell yeah

Stranger: he looks like a psycho which is awesome

You: scott pioli makes me hot and sweaty

Stranger: ME 2!

Stranger: he is so dreamy

You: true

Stranger: well i got to find some other clowns to **** with later!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CJSchneider
05-05-2009, 11:41 PM
I'm actually having a respectable conversation with a person. I'm terrible at Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i just had a sezuire
You: Like I give a ****
Stranger: you basturd
You: if you have a point, please make it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: *points in a direction*
Stranger: point made
You: to bad you were pointing up your ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I just like being mean or weird.

'cuse-213
05-05-2009, 11:41 PM
Stranger: I'm Chris Hansen
Stranger: Please take a seat
You: okay
You: what's up Chris?
Stranger: My dick.
You: why is your dick up Chris?
Stranger: Because I'm ******* horny.
You: That's cool
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Is that all you've got?
Stranger: Preeeeettttty much.
You: you need a better schtick my man
Stranger: I'm too bored to come up with anything decent.
You: too bored means you can come up with decent things
Stranger: I've transcended that and reached a point of boredom where I no longer do anything. I call it the Sloth theory.
You: interesting theory Chris
You: I think you can overcome that though
You: and just utilize what the Stranger gives you for material
You: For example
You: If the other person tells you they are from Mexico
Stranger: oshi- am I getting a lesson?
You: then you can ***** about them getting the swine flu
You: and what not
You: it will be funny
Stranger: Obv.
You: and more on point
You: Now, what if someone asks you a/s/l
You: What is the next step for you?
Stranger: 17/t/behind you
You: See now Chris, that won't lead to much humor. Let the humor come to you
You: You let them tell you first
You: That way, if it's a guy, you can be a girl and vice versa
You: And allow things to reach a more humorous point
You: Don't force anything
You: let the humor come to you Chris
You: let it come to you
Stranger: Very well.
You: Now go off my friend, and you enjoy that great blue yonder called omegle. You take your expert boredom, and you turn that into a night you can remember for at least the next week and a half.
You: I hope one day you pass the knowledge I have to you onto others
Stranger: Perhaps I shall.
You: and we can all learn to be more productive comedy artists on omegle
Stranger: Or perhaps we can just troll because we're bored to near death.
You: maybe we can, but let the trolling work itself into play
You: You have the tools Chris
You: just use them
You: just...use....them
Stranger: Alright then.

Amazing. Amazing.

fenikz
05-05-2009, 11:42 PM
Stranger: hey

You: Yo!

Stranger: asl?

You: It's about that time

Stranger: what time?

You: To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme

Stranger: well...go ahead

You: I'm a get mine so get yours

You: I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ccB
05-05-2009, 11:49 PM
You: swdc
Stranger: swdc?
You: Yup
You: Hi
Stranger: i thought so... but i wasn't sure
You: You thought what?
Stranger: swdc
You: i am rolling SWDC
Stranger: that good... iguess
You: It's pretty cool
You: It has its perks
Stranger: tell me bout it
You: It's this internet mafia, it's pretty hardcore
You: but if I try to leave, I will be hunted down and brutally killed
Stranger: like really REALLY hardcore?
You: Pretty frickin hardcore
Stranger: jeez sounds like you are in trouble?
You: No but you are if you **** wif me!
Stranger: i am not gay
You: I got literally 1230 homies ready to hack yo ass halla
Stranger: unless your a shem,ale, then maybe
You: I'm not down with shims, thats rule #13 of the SWDC mafia, no shims
You: No shims and no midgets **** with me
Stranger: is there a page where i can join?
You: gotta be hardcore son
Stranger: nice dude
Stranger: i will be
You: you might have to kill an asian or two
Stranger: oh, and by the way
Stranger: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________
You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS BALLS!

Primetime21
05-06-2009, 12:02 AM
Stranger: haldo
You: SWDC?
Stranger: whats this acronym?
You: You will just have to find out
You: Are you going crazy just thinking about it?
Stranger: google says: Southwest Dressage Championships
Stranger: am right?
You: No you will have to a lot better digging than that to find out, but it can be done
Stranger: StarWarsDoomComes?
Stranger: the apocolypse it here
You: Do you see the apocolypse?
You: Is it coming?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: cthulu is coming
You: How and when?
Stranger: when alderon is destroyed then cthulu will destroy the earth
You: Google is telling me that a mythical creature will come if Prncess Leyas home planet is destroyed
You: ???
Stranger: yes clearly
You: Why? To punish the blacks?
Stranger: yes for eating all the chicken and watermelon
You: And ruining people's movie going experiances by screaming at the screen?
Stranger: yes, exactly
Stranger: well thank you for warning me
Stranger: I was completely unaware until you posted SWDC
You: So how can we prevent it?
You: Massive extermination of blacks?
You: We can cut off their main sources of nutrients, first KFC and then Kool Aid.
Stranger: well we need to stop the construction of the death star, because the key event is the destruction of Alderon
You: Why dont we kill the mythical beast first?
You: We can try to find a distant relative of Hercules and he can train to vanquish the beast.
You: It is the only logical way.
Stranger: or maybe use the death star to destroy cthulu
Stranger: then destroy alderon
You: How concentrated can we make the death star beam
You: We dont have to worry about a concentrated beam if we destroyed Alderon but is it the ethical choice?
Stranger: yes because if Alderon isn't destroyed then the Star Wars continuity will be destroyed and millions of nerds will die from either greif or stress
You: Star Wars started millions of years ago in a distant galaxy so it wouldnt cause a time warp or anything.
You: We just must find Alderon, recover the the death star, destroy Alderon, and use the death star to become co-dictators of the world.
You: Dibbs on Western Hemisphere.
Stranger: damn, that the best hemisphere
Stranger: then I at least get full rights to terraforming mars
Stranger: *thats
You: Im pretty sure my mind is going to explode from all this information, I cant handle the task ahead of us.
Stranger: well if you aren't going to take this seriously then I'm out

'cuse-213
05-06-2009, 12:06 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 18 f usa
You: haha
You: 18 f usa
Stranger: oh
You: oh
Stranger: r u copying me?
You: r u copying me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-06-2009, 12:16 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hola

Stranger: hola hola

You: como estas?

You: adios amigo

You have disconnected.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-06-2009, 12:17 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hola!

Stranger: age/sex

You: que?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ccB
05-06-2009, 12:17 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: praise jesus
Stranger: hey cutie!
You: Hi baby
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: exclamation point
Stranger: !!!!!!
You: yes just like that!
Stranger: asl!
You: I AM A GUY
You: I DONT HAVE BOOBS OR A BAGINA
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Stranger: die
You: NO!
Stranger: afraid?
You: Nope, I can't die, I am wolverine halla
Stranger: ur insticts control u
You: slash slash slash
Stranger: not ur mind
Stranger: dog lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: swdc
Stranger: MAH DICK ES HYUUUUGE
You: YES
You: huge dick for the win
Stranger: WOOT
Stranger: *high five*
Stranger: I love you man
You: LOVE YOU TOO BRO
Stranger: POUND IT BROSKY
You: That was radical
Stranger: totally tubular, even
You: bodacious maybe
Stranger: bootylicious?
You: cowafuckingbunga
Stranger: or is that just TOO EXTREME
You: nothings too extreme, i saw two girls one cup 6 tims
You: times
Stranger: holy shat in a mouth and then vomiting
You: 12 girls 6 cups hells yeah
Stranger: **** YES
You: ******* right doggy
Stranger: OK BRO YOUVE BEEN RADICAL BUT IM OUT
Stranger: PEACE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: you know whats weird
Stranger: what
You: I am stranger on your screen but on my screen I am "you" it's a twisted paradox
Stranger: yep
You: so am I you or am i me
You: IM FREAKING OUT MAN
Stranger: haha
Stranger: take a chill pill
You: I DONT HAVE CHILL PILLS I ONLY HAVE FREAK OUT PILLS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

brat316
05-06-2009, 12:20 AM
who is posing as darnik...asking for SW

KCJ58
05-06-2009, 12:24 AM
Stranger: I'm Chris Hansen
Stranger: Please take a seat
You: okay
You: what's up Chris?
Stranger: My dick.
You: why is your dick up Chris?
Stranger: Because I'm ******* horny.
You: That's cool
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Is that all you've got?
Stranger: Preeeeettttty much.
You: you need a better schtick my man
Stranger: I'm too bored to come up with anything decent.
You: too bored means you can come up with decent things
Stranger: I've transcended that and reached a point of boredom where I no longer do anything. I call it the Sloth theory.
You: interesting theory Chris
You: I think you can overcome that though
You: and just utilize what the Stranger gives you for material
You: For example
You: If the other person tells you they are from Mexico
Stranger: oshi- am I getting a lesson?
You: then you can ***** about them getting the swine flu
You: and what not
You: it will be funny
Stranger: Obv.
You: and more on point
You: Now, what if someone asks you a/s/l
You: What is the next step for you?
Stranger: 17/t/behind you
You: See now Chris, that won't lead to much humor. Let the humor come to you
You: You let them tell you first
You: That way, if it's a guy, you can be a girl and vice versa
You: And allow things to reach a more humorous point
You: Don't force anything
You: let the humor come to you Chris
You: let it come to you
Stranger: Very well.
You: Now go off my friend, and you enjoy that great blue yonder called omegle. You take your expert boredom, and you turn that into a night you can remember for at least the next week and a half.
You: I hope one day you pass the knowledge I have to you onto others
Stranger: Perhaps I shall.
You: and we can all learn to be more productive comedy artists on omegle
Stranger: Or perhaps we can just troll because we're bored to near death.
You: maybe we can, but let the trolling work itself into play
You: You have the tools Chris
You: just use them
You: just...use....them
Stranger: Alright then.

haha JB the teacher

GB12
05-06-2009, 12:24 AM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: girl?

You: Boy?

Stranger: yep I m ray 23

You: sweet

Stranger: how about you

You: 23 is a nice age

You: I'm 16

Stranger: young lady?

You: I guess you could call that young

Stranger: maybe

You: old enough though

You: lol

Stranger: but nowadays there's no young

Stranger: I knew

Stranger: 16 is old enough,then why 23 is a good age

You: I like older men

Stranger: oh

Stranger: where u from

You: california

Stranger: hot

You: lol

Stranger: and so are you?

You: thnx

You: are you into anal?

Stranger: never

You: no?

Stranger: so are you a girl?

You: have you ever tried

You: baby i'll be whatever you want

You: (I have a *****)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Damn it. I've been doing this for an hour already.

'cuse-213
05-06-2009, 12:27 AM
I just had an epic battle. Not sure who won, he got a couple good ones in.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wats up?
You: um nothing, whats with all the ******* questions?
Stranger: sorry...
Stranger: r u pissed off about something today?
Stranger: or r u normally an asshole
You: oh IM the asshole huh?
You: did i ask you wats up?
Stranger: how is that being an asshole?
Stranger: im making conversation
Stranger: the **** is wrong wih u?
You: ME? YOU ******, ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT?
Stranger: of course i am
Stranger: and ur mother too while im at it
You: hey **** you pal, ill whip ur tiny ass
Stranger: haha thats wat u think
Stranger: im 6"2 and go to the gym every day of my life
Stranger: and play football
Stranger: u were saying?
You: im 5'8'' 160 lbs and know for a FACT i can kick the living **** out of you
Stranger: hahahaha ud probably actually have to kick...
Stranger: ur short ass probably cant even reach up to my face to hit me
You: ok how about i put your ass to the ground then?
Stranger: lololol
Stranger: ud probably kill urself trying u ****
You: do one day of mma training and come talk to me you *****
Stranger: ill do a ******* year and come out smelling like a rose
Stranger: u, on the other hand, probably had to stop after 1 hour
Stranger: u probably havent had sex for a long time
Stranger: thats why all this anger is coming out
Stranger: while i got laid just an hour ago
You: i ****** ur daughter just this smornin, shes a little cutie aint she?
Stranger: not as cute as ur mama, gf, and all ur little nieces
Stranger: oh and i dont even have one so ur fallin on deaf ears
Stranger: besides ur neices ***** was so nice and tight
Stranger: i enjoyed opening that up
You: oh so youre a pedophile are ya? thats why ur on this site, looking for a couple more 8 year old night caps?
Stranger: well ure the one whos talkin about ******* peoples daughters so i dont see how IM the pedophile
You: ur daughter begged me to **** her, its different
Stranger: is it? they worshipped me after i ****** them...
You: well ur daughter didnt worship me.. i **** slapped her and made her get me a ******* sandwich
Stranger: hahahah in ur dreams
Stranger: besides theyve got nice tit milk
Stranger: oh and btw
Stranger: they didnt fake their orgasms
You: listen here ************.. you have a 5 and a half inch dick, the day you give a girl an orgasm..
Stranger: haha thats probably ur size right there...
Stranger: and even if that were true
Stranger: its not the size but how u use it
You: yeah thats what ******* with small dicks say, get a girl alone (which u never will) and theyll tell ya otherwise.
Stranger: hahaha well heres a thought
Stranger: how would u kno wat ******* say?
Stranger: 0.0
You: because you just said it
Stranger: ...................na i dont think so
You: nope, pretty sure you did
Stranger: imagine u little ******, u got all mad just cause i said wats up
You: i get mad at stupid ***** like you who cant spell what's correctly
Stranger: its an internet chat room...
Stranger: stuuf isnt spelled correctly here
You: stuuf waht is ths stuuff u spk of~
Stranger: well there u go asshole
Stranger: haha u ******* hipocrite
You: you dumb ****, you cant even detect sarcasm.. you lose at life
Stranger: wow ur really stupid if u think i didnt pick up on tht
Stranger: look just get out of here and try to get laid
Stranger: u can beat off to the girls i ****** last week if u want
Stranger: http://xx-flaviia-xx.skyrock.com/
You: kill yourself pal
Stranger: and im gone
Stranger: later
Stranger: and tell ur mom hi for me
You: it will do the world a fvaor
Stranger: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


As I read it back over, I think I lost. It's ok, I'll try harder next time.

StripedWalrus
05-06-2009, 12:33 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 32/F/Canada
You: you?
Stranger: 20/m/us
Stranger: whats goin on?
You: nothing just sitting here chatting on my bathroom computer while a take a dump
You: you?
Stranger: eeewww
Stranger: watching porn
You: did you see the porno where the dude is ******* the goat, and the goat turns into a wizard and turns the dudes dick in an atomic bomb and it blows up the whole world?

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My only decent one so far

ccB
05-06-2009, 12:34 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 Male Brazil, bi and turned on. Wanna chat?
You: NO! BURN!
You have disconnected.

GB12
05-06-2009, 12:34 AM
Worst gay cyber ever:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: gay?

You: yep

Stranger: age

Stranger: / location

You: 51

You: cleveland

Stranger: horny?

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

KCJ58
05-06-2009, 12:37 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: a/s/l
You: swdc?
Stranger: what is that?
You: O you have not heard?
You: It was my understanding that everyone had heard
Stranger: heard what?
You: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

________________________________________________

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: swdc?
Stranger: **** not you again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CC.SD
05-06-2009, 12:38 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SWDC
Stranger: This site is telling me to say hi against my will.
You: sometimes it makes me hurt people against my will
Stranger: It's not a good site
You: sometimes i eat babies
Stranger: that's pretty cool I guess
You: once i ate a snail
You: it was no baby
Stranger: would've been better if it were a baby.
You have disconnected.

Primetime21
05-06-2009, 12:38 AM
Stranger: haldo
You: SWDC?
Stranger: whats this acronym?
You: You will just have to find out
You: Are you going crazy just thinking about it?
Stranger: google says: Southwest Dressage Championships
Stranger: am right?
You: No you will have to a lot better digging than that to find out, but it can be done
Stranger: StarWarsDoomComes?
Stranger: the apocolypse it here
You: Do you see the apocolypse?
You: Is it coming?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: cthulu is coming
You: How and when?
Stranger: when alderon is destroyed then cthulu will destroy the earth
You: Google is telling me that a mythical creature will come if Prncess Leyas home planet is destroyed
You: ???
Stranger: yes clearly
You: Why? To punish the blacks?
Stranger: yes for eating all the chicken and watermelon
You: And ruining people's movie going experiances by screaming at the screen?
Stranger: yes, exactly
Stranger: well thank you for warning me
Stranger: I was completely unaware until you posted SWDC
You: So how can we prevent it?
You: Massive extermination of blacks?
You: We can cut off their main sources of nutrients, first KFC and then Kool Aid.
Stranger: well we need to stop the construction of the death star, because the key event is the destruction of Alderon
You: Why dont we kill the mythical beast first?
You: We can try to find a distant relative of Hercules and he can train to vanquish the beast.
You: It is the only logical way.
Stranger: or maybe use the death star to destroy cthulu
Stranger: then destroy alderon
You: How concentrated can we make the death star beam
You: We dont have to worry about a concentrated beam if we destroyed Alderon but is it the ethical choice?
Stranger: yes because if Alderon isn't destroyed then the Star Wars continuity will be destroyed and millions of nerds will die from either greif or stress
You: Star Wars started millions of years ago in a distant galaxy so it wouldnt cause a time warp or anything.
You: We just must find Alderon, recover the the death star, destroy Alderon, and use the death star to become co-dictators of the world.
You: Dibbs on Western Hemisphere.
Stranger: damn, that the best hemisphere
Stranger: then I at least get full rights to terraforming mars
Stranger: *thats
You: Im pretty sure my mind is going to explode from all this information, I cant handle the task ahead of us.
Stranger: well if you aren't going to take this seriously then I'm out

This was my very first one. I hope all of them turn out to be this thought provoking.

StripedWalrus
05-06-2009, 12:39 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: hi

Stranger: 'njatjeta

Stranger: haha

Stranger: albanian language

Stranger: so funny

You: I dont believe you

You: it isnt funny at all

Stranger: why?)

You: your lying...are you some kind of perv trying to make a stupid joke acting like your albanian

You: you perv

Stranger: interesting explanation of the reason for my writing in the Albanian

You: your not writing in Albanian! Trying to act llike you are so sophisticated....I declare bull ****

You: unless....there is a wizard near you. It may possibly be the wizard that turns people penises into atomic bombs and blows up the world!
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eh, It is kinda eh...apparently atomic bombs and wizards are a button people dont like.

CC.SD
05-06-2009, 12:40 AM
You: IM SPIDERMAN
Stranger: IM THE GAME
You: IM ON A BOAT
You: I AMMMMM IRON MAN
You: but ON A BOAT
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The Dynasty
05-06-2009, 12:48 AM
You: SWDC?
Stranger: GO CANUCKS GO!
You: **** hockey.
You: SWDC?
Stranger: **** you

CC.SD
05-06-2009, 12:50 AM
Dynasty and I met up. also:


You: swdc
Stranger: swastika?
You: what the hell is wrong with you
You: youre nothing
Stranger: well what else would swdc mean
You: you're not even human
You: youre just like your mother
Stranger: hahahahhaha
You: and your abusive step father
Stranger: yeahi am
Stranger: o man u kno me so well
You: yeah i do and i know youre ashamed
Stranger: |_
|_
You: i know you cry sometimes and dont know why
You: i know you're so lonely but you cant tell anyone about it
You: you feel so very alone inside
You: but me
You: me
You: I
Stranger: ...
You: AM ON A BOAT
You: IM ON A BOAT ************
Stranger: k
Stranger: bye

StripedWalrus
05-06-2009, 12:54 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey?
Stranger: oh hey
You: Todays episode has been brought to you by the letter H
You: and the number 3
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CC.SD
05-06-2009, 12:59 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 5
Stranger: what
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 4
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GB12
05-06-2009, 01:04 AM
I just had a 25 minute conversation about bukkake. I talked to a chick that I've never met before for 25 minutes about bukkake. You have to admit that is impressive.



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heyy
You: what's up
Stranger: not much you?
You: I need new carpet
Stranger: haha random
You: bukkake ruined my carpet
Stranger: aww poor you
You: there are cum stains all over
Stranger: nicceee
Stranger: well i think you do need new carpet then
Stranger: :D
You: everywhere I step my foot touches another man's semen
Stranger: okay... yeah
Stranger: ide change it if i were you
You: it's starting to smell funny too
Stranger: thats gross
Stranger: but still
You: I called the empire, but they can't make it to my house until friday
Stranger: damn... smelly, cum carpet
Stranger: for 3 days
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Stranger: ummm
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: the truth maybe?
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Stranger: i have no idea bud
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Stranger: oh well i wouldnt say that...
Stranger: **** thats bad
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: i dunno hey
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Stranger: put something over it
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Stranger: well ****
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Stranger: was she the one you jizzed on her face>?
You: yeah
You: ****, what do I do
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Stranger: cum is hard to get rid of
Stranger: i had it on my cheerleading pom poms and they stuck togther
Stranger: :D
You: haha
You: hold on I'll give it a try
Stranger: okay i hope it works
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You: it's really in there
Stranger: say u spilt rotten milk or something
You: it's in my bedroom
You: and I don't think rotten milk looks like that
Stranger: true that
You: honestly I don't think I'll be able to sleep in there tonight it smells so bad
Stranger: na you love it
Stranger: haha
Stranger: jks
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: use a nife
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: never been in that situation so im sorry i cant help
You: just cut a big hole in my carpet
Stranger: im a chick and i dont cum on the floor
Stranger: haha
You: lol
You: I guess a big patch of missing carpet wouldn't be as bad as a big patch of cum on my carpet
You: still have to explain it somehow though
Stranger: say you were drunk and burnt the carpet so you cut a hole???
You: I don't drink
Stranger: too much caffiene
Stranger: ???
You: haha
You: that'd be a weird as thing to do just from caffiene
Stranger: okay well say your mate or someone burnt a hole and cut it... dont know
You: worth a try I guess
You: and if nothing else it gets the cum out of my room
Stranger: yeah true
Stranger: i hope it does well for you
You: Well thank you very much
You: I have to go cut a hole in my carpet now
Stranger: haha im so sorry
Stranger: gotta go
Stranger: bye bye
Stranger: good luck
You: Thanks, bye
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CC.SD
05-06-2009, 01:04 AM
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Stranger: :(
You: you must be some kind of ******
You: how did you learn to work a computer
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StripedWalrus
05-06-2009, 01:18 AM
By far my favorite one now!

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ccB
05-06-2009, 01:35 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: no
You: please?
Stranger: well alright then
Stranger: since u said please
Stranger: its all different now
You: I take back calling you a *****
Stranger: i can tell ur a great person
You: that was very mean of me
Stranger: it was
You: I should never demand things from people and then call them *****
You: I instantly regret my poor behavior
Stranger: its alright
Stranger: you're forgiven
You: You dont have to do my homework now, since I was so rude
Stranger: yay
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tjsunstein
05-06-2009, 01:40 AM
swdc? swdc?

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tjsunstein
05-06-2009, 02:17 AM
You: i must confess
You: i think Miley Cyrus is pretty attractive in some pictures
Stranger: i'm horny wanna cyber?
You: sure
You: lets make it pokemon themed
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl?
You: im a chubby girl from Veridian City
You: looking for the infamous "pokeflute"
Stranger: perfect
You: you better have an extensive knowledge of Pokemon
You: i'm warning you right now, i practically have a doctorate in Pokemonology
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is perfect for procrastinating.

locseti
05-06-2009, 02:34 AM
This is perfect for procrastinating.

get back to work and quit procrastinating, your evil deeds must be carried out. i think miss cyrus is a little attractive in some pictures too, perv.

Don Vito
05-06-2009, 02:43 AM
Stranger: twilight fan?

You: NO

Stranger: go **** yourself then

hahahahaha

KCJ58
05-06-2009, 02:47 AM
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KCJ58
05-06-2009, 03:08 AM
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You: hi there
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: asl?
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Stranger: <<<333333
Stranger: i love you <333333
You: i don't understand
Stranger: you are my golden star
Stranger: age?
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: location?
You: you don't even know if i'm a guy or a girl
You: how can you love me i don't understand
Stranger: because you are so stupid, darling<3
Stranger: sweetheart
Stranger: AGE?
You: i'm a guy you jackass
Stranger: i don't care i still love you
Stranger: wait what
Stranger: nevermind
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Cicero
05-06-2009, 03:22 AM
You: SWDC?

Stranger: are u horny girl?

You: no I'm a 28 year old fatass who lives in his mom's basement and has 5 level 80 WoW characters

You: I also play magic the gathering and go to renaissance fairs

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StripedWalrus
05-06-2009, 03:25 AM
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: are you asking if I am a mother ******?
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tjsunstein
05-06-2009, 03:32 AM
The typical responses I've gotten to "SWDC?" are "dhfg?" Dumb.

Cicero
05-06-2009, 03:34 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SWDC?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what does it stands for?
You: that's a mystery
You: it's a secret
Stranger: OMG
You: only a select few people know
You: some of them are even on this website right now
Stranger: are people here, just an AI?
You: whether I am human or AI makes no difference
Stranger: oh never mind what I said before... anyway, are you in the US?
You: yes
Stranger: ASL if you dont mind? I'm still kinda curious what you just type earlier
You: i can only tell you once you have been initiated in SWDC
Stranger: How can you initiate me, thiis is just a chat room
You: initiaion into SWDC relies on self discovery
You: only you have the power to initiate yourself
Stranger: kinda strange! is this a cult or something?
You: No, not a cult. We try to avoid grouping ourselves into a category, but I would say it is more similar to a fraternity than a cult
Stranger: ah I see! How can I join?
You: You must discover the true meaning of SWDC. Once you discover that, it will become clear to you how to join
Stranger: I know how to know the meaning of that... I'll use the power of google search
Stranger: South Wes Washington DC
You: It is buried deeply within google. It is not easy to find

iowatreat54
05-06-2009, 03:35 AM
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You: swdc?
Stranger: ****
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hahahaha

StripedWalrus
05-06-2009, 03:42 AM
The typical responses I've gotten to "SWDC?" are "dhfg?" Dumb.

I was lucky on one Is aid SWDC....and the person did a question mark...So I said if you said SWDC then it is a magic spell...they said it and then I said

POOF you siad SWDC and I turned into a Wizard...I then turn you into an atomic bomb and blow you up.

As I stand over your dead body I say

THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!


I have said that about 105 times and have not ran into an SWDC peep yet. Though I did run into a metal fan.

iowatreat54
05-06-2009, 03:46 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: swdc?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17 f finland if u mean that
Stranger: u ?
Stranger: ΄cos i dont know what swdc means
You: 53 m finland
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Cicero
05-06-2009, 03:46 AM
Hahahahaha oh I was laughing had at this one. After the guy said he was tired of losing the game I knew what I had to do.

You: SWDC?
Stranger: DWPO?
You: oooh, competition eh
Stranger: Si.
Stranger: I'm tired of losing the game.
You:
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StripedWalrus
05-06-2009, 03:48 AM
Hahahahaha oh I was laughing had at this one. After the guy said he was tired of losing the game I knew what I had to do.

You: SWDC?
Stranger: DWPO?
You: oooh, competition eh
Stranger: Si.
Stranger: I'm tired of losing the game.
You:
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Stranger: xD
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


That was a great one!

fenikz
05-06-2009, 03:50 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: swdc?
Stranger: sorry wat?
You: hi!
Stranger: what does swdc stand for?
You: its a secret
Stranger: oh really :s
Stranger: do tell
You: 1st rule of swdc is tits or gtfo
Stranger: ah
Stranger: 4chan
You: **** no
Stranger: no?
You: no
You: we are above 4chan
Stranger: i do not like 4chan
You: good
Stranger: you have your own little cult?
Stranger: can i join?
You: its more of a clan
Stranger: ah, cool
You: we study black people all year
Stranger: lol!
You: then on a given day
Stranger: negrology
You: we watch them as they are drafted
Stranger: drafted?
You: yes
You: drafted
Stranger: why?'
You: for our entertainment
Stranger: it sounds enjoyable
You: many only make it through a couple years
You: others
You: well the others may never make it at all
Stranger: thats intense, brother

tjsunstein
05-06-2009, 04:07 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: herrroooooo
Stranger: asl ?
You: whoa take it easy
Stranger: ok
You: im not ready for a serious relationship
You: not after last time
Stranger: it's just a meanure for me 2 know with who I'm talking
Stranger: while, not a relationship :)
Stranger: just some info about you
You: …………………………………………„„-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-„„
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__________________
Stranger: aha
You: haha you like that one?
Stranger: a little...
Stranger: but male or female ?
You: I bet you're glad he isn't real cause you'd be ******
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.

I took that picture and ran with it.

OneToughGame
05-06-2009, 05:00 AM
I thought it was a good question. :confused:






Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: |_______`._____________|_________|_______:
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_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.hello there_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__are you_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ a __|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\__pedobear?_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: wtf
You: wat
You: I know this might kill our awkward silence but you didn't answer my question.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ATLDirtyBirds
05-06-2009, 05:09 AM
You: hello
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: I'm Leonard Shelby. I'm from San Francisco.
Stranger: age?
You: 25 or so.
You: you see
You: I have this condition.
You: I have trouble making new memories.
You: That's alright though.
Stranger: ok
You: Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.
You: But you see, I have a system in place.
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: An old friend, Sammy Jankis
You: who had the same condition
You: couldn't make it work.
You: Sammy Jankis wrote himself endless notes. But he'd get mixed up. I've got a more graceful solution to the memory problem. I'm disciplined and organized. I use habit and routine to make my life possible. Sammy had no drive. No reason to make it work.
Stranger: he died?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: i can help you!!!!!
You: I often say
You: Remember Sammy Jankis.
Stranger: do you want my help?
You: I could use some help.
Stranger: we can have sex
You: I'm looking to find a John G.
You: He killed my wife I believe.
Stranger: you will remember for the rest of your life
You: That just won't happen.
You: Unless I make a tattoo
You: otherwise, I won't be able to remember it.
You: Did I tell you about my condition?
Stranger: i will record a video
You: Who are you again?
You: You see, I have this condition.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OneToughGame
05-06-2009, 05:26 AM
Very random one.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SWDC?
Stranger: I don't know what that stands for.
You: Only certain people will.
You: I guess you are not one of those certain people.
Stranger: I'm not one of them. I understand. I have failed you.
You: You have failed me.
Stranger: What could I ever do for your forgiveness?
You: Very good question.
You: I say you dance.
You: naked.
Stranger: Are you by any chance, a CEman?
Stranger: Because if you were, this would be erotic.
You: Oh, I'm a man.
You: with a vagina.
You: will you be my sand?
Stranger: I can be, but isn't sand usually irritating?
Stranger: Though you could make a castle out of it.
You: Not with my vagina
Stranger: Could you make a sand castle using your vagina?
You: dry sand doesn't work.
You: KY jelly doesn't help either :\
Stranger: I can be your fist, but I'm not confident in my ability to be sand.
You: I'd prefer a foot.
You: possibly 2
Stranger: Shindeep.
You: Kankle deep.
Stranger: Or possibly Kneedeep?
Stranger: Fat people are disgusting.
Stranger: Thanks for reminding me
You: They need love too.
You: Even if it's only sticking their feet in dry vaginas.
Stranger: If you used butter I'm sure they'd be more willing.
You: If fat people digust you how do you know what makes them more willing?
Stranger: Don't judge me.
You: I'm Will Smiths uncle.
You: I judge what I want.
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: KOOLAID
You: GRAPE
You: DRANK
Stranger: Fried Chiggens?
You: Now that's just racist.
You have disconnected.

Go_Eagles77
05-06-2009, 06:00 AM
I can't believe people actually go on there to have conversations/cyber. It is so much more fun doing what we're doing.

Gay Ork Wang
05-06-2009, 06:20 AM
You: hello
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: I'm Leonard Shelby. I'm from San Francisco.
Stranger: age?
You: 25 or so.
You: you see
You: I have this condition.
You: I have trouble making new memories.
You: That's alright though.
Stranger: ok
You: Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.
You: But you see, I have a system in place.
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: An old friend, Sammy Jankis
You: who had the same condition
You: couldn't make it work.
You: Sammy Jankis wrote himself endless notes. But he'd get mixed up. I've got a more graceful solution to the memory problem. I'm disciplined and organized. I use habit and routine to make my life possible. Sammy had no drive. No reason to make it work.
Stranger: he died?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: i can help you!!!!!
You: I often say
You: Remember Sammy Jankis.
Stranger: do you want my help?
You: I could use some help.
Stranger: we can have sex
You: I'm looking to find a John G.
You: He killed my wife I believe.
Stranger: you will remember for the rest of your life
You: That just won't happen.
You: Unless I make a tattoo
You: otherwise, I won't be able to remember it.
You: Did I tell you about my condition?
Stranger: i will record a video
You: Who are you again?
You: You see, I have this condition.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Memento is epic win

tjsunstein
05-06-2009, 06:25 AM
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: swdc?
Stranger: how is it goin
You: good. swdc?
Stranger: no
You: waste of life.
You have disconnected.

You: Swdc?
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: what is swdc
You: the most pretigious brotherhood (and AQ) in the land
You: you wouldnt know about it
You: it takes a certain person to have the credentials to even think about joining

You: swdc?
Stranger: ...swords dance?
You: No. Fail.
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: are you on of the few? the proud? the swdc?
Stranger: yes?
You: U ARE?!
You: noooo.... you're not
You: i can see it in your eyes you aren't
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tjsunstein
05-06-2009, 06:57 AM
The first two people to find each other on here should be rewarded big time cause its impossible.

Caddy
05-06-2009, 07:25 AM
The first two people to find each other on here should be rewarded big time cause its impossible.

It's happened a lot.

irishbucsfan
05-06-2009, 07:46 AM
You: swdc
Stranger: wtf?
You: SWDC?
Stranger: sandwich?
Stranger: whats that swdc?
You: justice is balance. you burned my house and left me for dead. consider us equal
You have disconnected.

the decider13
05-06-2009, 09:13 AM
I didn't run in to any of you....that sucks. I thought for sure I would. Kept running in to China men.

CJSchneider
05-06-2009, 09:34 AM
I'll be on later tonight. I'll look for you then.

The Unseen
05-06-2009, 09:50 AM
I kept doing "swdc" last night until I ran into BOE at around 1:00 AM EST (our convo is on the top of page 7). Then I quit, lol. I might try again tonight to **** with people. I like the "Swdc" kick, but this time I'll run with it instead of disconnecting if they aren't swdc.

Sniper
05-06-2009, 10:03 AM
You: what up thuglife
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no...
You: is that no to ass sex or to blowjobs?
Stranger: to both
You: ********

Unsuccessful.

Tjit
05-06-2009, 10:17 AM
Can't stomach to actually engage in the chatting itself?

In that case, why not eavesdrop on conversations by other people: e.g. http://tjetter.com/#3kwS

Lot's of dutch people overthere btw, instead of all the turks that are currently on Omegle :eek:

vatech=accdomination
05-06-2009, 10:22 AM
Good god, my life is complete

Caddy
05-06-2009, 10:28 AM
Stranger: hi
You: hi there
Stranger: m/f?
You: hermaphrodite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FAIL.

Gay Ork Wang
05-06-2009, 10:57 AM
just had a weird chat with a chinese person in chinese telling me she wants to kill herself cause A Sun (taiwanese singer) died. it was funny cause she was typing chinese and i was answering in english

Mr.Regular
05-06-2009, 11:11 AM
Stranger: male or female?
You: female u
Stranger: Male. How old are you?
You: 17 u?
Stranger: 36. Where do you live?
You: michigan
You: u
Stranger: Texas
Stranger: Used to live there a long time ago. Where in Michigan?
You: colder than texas lol
Stranger: Used to live in Muskegeon. Much colder. Have you been to this site before?
You: no first time
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: How do we do that? I am an old guy, remember LOL
You: we masturbate and tell eachother about it
Stranger: I am at work. Love to but you are not legal.
You: u married?
Stranger: Yes. How do I know you are female.
You: how do i know ur male?
Stranger: I am definitely male. I am guessing you do this a lot.
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: Masturbate.
You: yeah
You: dont you?
Stranger: Not on the internet, and not with someone that is not female. Would have to know that.
You: come on, man to man, who doesnt masturbate all the time? dont kid urself
Stranger: I thought you were a girl?
You: FAIL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

'cuse-213
05-06-2009, 11:12 AM
Skanks.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 22 m us
You: you
Stranger: 20 fchina
You: OMG A FEMALE
You: sorry
You: i get excited
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ccB
05-06-2009, 11:30 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there ! ^^ (m/17/the netherlands)
You: I wish I was from the Netherlands
You: I would smoke pot all day long
Stranger: why
You: because I am a worthless good for nothing stoner
You: and if I had the ability to get high with no consequence I'd do it all the time
Stranger: drugs is sooo bad
You: Everything in life is bad
You: everything helps contribute to your death
You: so why not get high **********
Stranger: nope
You: yup
You: there is nothing you are doing that is going to stop you from dying
Stranger: you are crazy
You: I am not crazy
You: You are dying with every passing second
You: unless you are benjamin button
You: then you will turn into a lil baby
You: are you benjamin button?
You: BEN IS THAT YOU!?!?!
Stranger: no
You: ok well then you are dying
You have disconnected.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
05-06-2009, 11:36 AM
CCB that is funny as ****

ccB
05-06-2009, 11:38 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy
You: I am not sexy, so don't call me sexy
Stranger: Oh, well, do you want to have gross gay sex?
Stranger: We can start off with you going down
You: You will not out troll me, troll!
You: I am the king of omegle trolls!
Stranger: Haha, we should definetly team up
Stranger: Double team some innocent high school girl
You: We could be the omegle trolling team
You: Hellz yeah rape party!
Stranger: Oh yes, let's do it
You: Rape parties are the ******* best
Stranger: It'll work out, cause I got a van
You: and I have candy, how ******* perfect is that, match made in heaven!
You: we just need to grow creepy mustaches and give each other nick names, I will be Alpha Wolf
Stranger: Hell yeah, little kids or young, eighteen year old girls?
You: I don't discriminate, we can go with elderly people it's up to you
Stranger: Why not all of them at once?
Stranger: We could round them up
You: One for each age, it might take a while but I am committed
Stranger: Well, we could cage them
You: We should cage them and suspend them over pits of alligators I saw that in a movie once
You: It seemed ultra bad ass
Stranger: Were they naked?
You: No, but they can be1
You: man you are awesome, best friends forever!
You have disconnected.

Sniper
05-06-2009, 11:40 AM
Epic, epic win, CCB.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
05-06-2009, 11:59 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: No
You: Not
You: hi
You: **** Hi
You: **** this world
You: I want to kill myself
You: Should I?
Stranger: dude...
You: Can you give me a reason not to?
Stranger: were are you from?
You: I am from a place that makes me want to die
You: I hate my life
You: SWDC/
Stranger: well there are a lot of people that loves you
You: Who would love me?
Stranger: you cant do that
You: Not after what I did
You: I can't stand it no more
Stranger: what did you do?
You: I dropped my daughter down a flight of steps and she died
You: I didn't mean it
You: I was drunk
You: I don't want to live with this pain
Stranger: i'ts not your fould
You: I don't deserve to live
Stranger: please don't
You: I don't know what to do
You: I am going crazy
Stranger: seak help ore something
You: Everyone keeps saying it is ok but I know they blame me
You: I know they hate
You: me
You: Screw this I am doing it
You: I don't care
You: **** life
Stranger: don't!
Stranger: please
Stranger: for the love of god!@
Stranger: there is always some one ho loves you
You: How can anyone love me after what I did
Stranger: it was a accident!
You: Everyone thinks I did it on purpose because it was mentally challenged and I was so angry about it
You: I would never do that
You: I hate myself
You: I don't need to live anymore
You: I have hurt enough people
Stranger: do you have mopre children?
You: They hate me I know they do
Stranger: if you kill yourself they will hate you even ore
You: It doesn't matter anymore. I am finished with life and I am not going to continue to live with everyone hating me
Stranger: i dont hate you
You: Thank you for trying but I have to do it. Goodbye
Stranger: please get help!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

iowatreat54
05-06-2009, 12:01 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: thats why we american football
Stranger: what? because men like to run around in thights and touch each other's ass?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sad panda. :(

locseti
05-06-2009, 12:03 PM
You: hello
Stranger: hi, ı look for cute gırls
You: …………………………………………„„-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-„„
…………………………………….„-^*''::::::::::„„„-~-„„~-*-„„-^*~~-„„
………………………………..„-^*''::::„„„-::::„„-~~-„„::~-„„::::/:::-~^:*^-„
…………………………….„-*':::::::::„-^*::-„„:::~-„„::-„:\:::\:/::„„„„-~:::::'\
………………………….../::::::::„-~^^::::^~-„:*-„::\::|:„-*-„/„:::::::::::„„-::'\
…………………………../::::::::/::-~~-„„::-„::'\::|„„-*' . . . . *-„::::„„„-~^:::|
………………………….|::::::::~~-„„____„„„-~^* . . . . . . . . *-„:::::::-„\:|
………………………….|:::::„-^*''― . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'\::::^-„:-„\
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this guy got real scared

ccB
05-06-2009, 12:07 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey there!
You: I am the happiest man alive!
Stranger: why?:D
You: because I am on cocaine!
You: and I just killed my ***** ***** **** wife
You: I will call the cops on myself once this Neil Young album stops playing!
You: HOORAY!
Stranger: wtf?
You: If you knew my wife you'd understand friend
Stranger: why did you kill her
You: Because she had a problem with me having sex with other women, the nerve
Stranger: i don't believe anything you say
You: Check the New York news for man who killed his wife
Stranger: ???
You: I will be the first person to kill someone with AWESOMENESS!
You: wicky wicky
You have disconnected.

the decider13
05-06-2009, 12:07 PM
Apparently I took too long to respond to this guy...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: are you writing an essay
Stranger: are you ******** or something?

You: yes
You: to both
Stranger: ok what are you doing here then?
You: I'm writing an essay about my retardation
You: want to help me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this one made me laugh

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello?
You: is someone there?
Stranger: yes
You: Why isn't anyone responding?
Stranger: dunnno
You: This site sucks...I never get anyone to respond
You: is anyone there?
Stranger: ??

You: hello?
You: if someone is there, write to me
Your conversational partner has disconnected

ccB
05-06-2009, 12:08 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey there!
You: I am the happiest man alive!
Stranger: why?:D
You: because I am on cocaine!
You: and I just killed my ***** ***** **** wife
You: I will call the cops on myself once this Neil Young album stops playing!
You: HOORAY!
Stranger: wtf?
You: If you knew my wife you'd understand friend
Stranger: why did you kill her
You: Because she had a problem with me having sex with other women, the nerve
Stranger: i don't believe anything you say
You: Check the New York news for man who killed his wife
Stranger: ???
You: I will be the first person to kill someone with AWESOMENESS!
You: wicky wicky
You have disconnected.

I wanted to bump this to the new page.

Gay Ork Wang
05-06-2009, 12:09 PM
I wanted to bump this to the new page.
i think u kinda failed

FuzzyGopher
05-06-2009, 12:23 PM
Stranger: HOOOI
You: hi!
Stranger: how are you?
You: good and you?
Stranger: yes i am fine
Stranger: what 's your name
You: Michael
You: People call me MJ
Stranger: Ok i am Haagse Sjon:)
You: Are you under 18? Because I have this awesome ranch/amusement park with hidden rooms and such.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the decider13
05-06-2009, 12:27 PM
hahahaha I finally got one that really made me laugh

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 'ello
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 m uk
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?
You: 17 f netherland
Stranger: cool
You: why did you want to know?
Stranger: just wondering
Stranger: you got msn?
You: I refuse to show my vagina on cam
Stranger: lol
Stranger: would you show anything else?
You: what would you want to see?
Stranger: tits?
You: what about my *****?
Stranger: mine?
You: no...mine
Stranger: why do you have a *****
You: am I not supposed to? my mom said everyone has one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Brent
05-06-2009, 12:29 PM
Haha that is good, D13.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
05-06-2009, 12:33 PM
I just had some dude think he was talking to a prisoner. Then the guard came and told him he has to disconnect and he got scared.

ccB
05-06-2009, 12:35 PM
i think u kinda failed

You have Gay Ork in your name, that is instant fail in anything you do sir!

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
05-06-2009, 12:43 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where r u from
You: I am currently a prisoner in the East Jersy prison
You: I am from Georgia though
Stranger: really??
You: I have been awarded 10 minutes of computer time.
You: Yes
Stranger: i dont believe you
You: This is my chance to get to talk to people outside of the prison
You: As long as I can speak to you you don't have to believe me
You: I just like to have a conversation with someone that is not a prisoner or gaurd
Stranger: you have 10 minutes
Stranger: and you want to talk
Stranger: strangers
Stranger: its weird
You: I have no one else to talk to
Stranger: why dont you talk your friends
You: Since I was convicted of murder no one has contacted me.
You: I haven't seen or talked to any of my friends or family in 12yrs
Stranger: you killed someone
Stranger: ??
Stranger: why
You: I got into a bar fight
Stranger: oo ery bad
You: I didn't know I killed him until the next morning
Stranger: r u drunk?
You: Am I now?
You: No
Stranger: no
Stranger: that day
You: I was drunk when I killed the person yes
Stranger: i m sorry for u
You: The jury did not think that was a good reason to knock it down to life with chance of parole
You: I don't even know why we were fighting. I am not cut out for prison but I have to do it.
Stranger: how long in the prison
You: I have been here for 12yrs
Stranger: oo
You: Well I have been in prison for 12 yrs but I have been in this prison for only 4
You: I have to go they are making me get off.
You: Thank you for talking to me.
Stranger: notat all
Stranger: im really sorry for you
You: Excuse me sir you have 1minute to disconnect from this chat or your IP address will be traced and you will be contacted immediatly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rchrd
05-06-2009, 12:47 PM
Trolls are currently the biggest problem facing Omegle. Unfortunately, a percentage of the site's user base, instead of trying to have interesting conversations, likes to harass other users through vulgarity, spamming, and so on. I consider this a very serious issue, and I'm working on methods of controlling it as much as possible.

lolz

some quality quality stuff in this thread

Gay Ork Wang
05-06-2009, 12:52 PM
You: Please rise
You: You are accused of murdering A Sun, a taiwanese Singer on April 6th 09 around 10 am.
You: What were u doing at 10 am on that day sir?
Stranger: Homework.
You: Did anybody see you?
Stranger: My room mate.
You: whats his name please?
Stranger: Peter.
Stranger: Peter Parker.
Stranger: I didn't kill no Taiwanese singer.
Stranger: I swear.
You: u shouldnt swear in court
You: Peter Parker mhm?
You: you really think we are that dense mister?
You: what was ur realtion with Miss A Sun
Stranger: What are you talking about?
Stranger: No relation.
Stranger: Never heard of her before now.
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You: OBJECTION
You: we have this picture of you and A Sun
You: right outside of the 5 Star Palace in Taipei
Stranger: That's photoshopped.
You: you sir are in mighty trouble
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You: OBJECTION
Stranger: I didn't do anything! I don't even know her!
Stranger: Taipei??
Stranger: I live in New York!
Stranger: Queens!
Stranger: How on Earth would I get to Taipei>
Stranger: ?
You: we sir have this ticket
You: saying u were in taipei
You: from the 4th to the 7th.
Stranger: I was set up!
Stranger: I never went to Taipei!
You: I think we can all agree here. You are lying
Stranger: I innocent I tell you, INNOCENT!
You: The Verdic of the Jury
You: verdict
Stranger: No! Wait!
Stranger: I didn't do it!
You: We, the Jury, think the defendant is GUILTY. He will be sentenced to the death by lethal injection
Stranger: Ha, you could try...
You: Guards, please let this man rot in prison till the day he dies
Stranger: Let's just say my reflexes won't let you.
Stranger: Bring it on!
Stranger: *Uh, now what?*
You: U sir, shall die
You have disconnected.

ITS OBJECTION TIME

UKfan
05-06-2009, 01:19 PM
Ugh, I can't find anyone even remotely interesting, or from SWDC...

The Unseen
05-06-2009, 01:28 PM
You: haha

Stranger: haha

You: oh that's funny

Stranger: ya it's

You: o sry

Stranger: but first of all what is it

Stranger: lol

You: I was talking to my imaginary friend Steven

You: he makes good joke

Stranger: cool

Stranger: i am soory for intuption

Stranger: inturption

You: you turkish?

Stranger: no

You: french

Stranger: saudian gye

You: ah

You: arabic then

Stranger: ya

Stranger: u ?

You: American

Stranger: my cousin is in america

You: sweet

Stranger: ya in kensas

You: your cousin is a bala'a il a'air

You: and your mom is a sharmuta

I looked up "swearing in arabic," haha. The first phrase is "**** sucker" and the second is "*****."

UKfan
05-06-2009, 01:30 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE E!

You: hey there chocolate bear

Stranger: heeyyyyy <3

You: how are you brown bear?

Stranger: hmm.. first i was a chocolate bear but now im brown bear?

Stranger: ohh yeee, chocolate is brown

Stranger: haha

You: are you in the nude?

Stranger: im fine

Stranger: where?

You: your voice is always higher when you are in the nude

Stranger: wwhhthattttaaaaaa

You: did you know I was in an air band?

Stranger: air band?

Stranger: whats that?

You: MORE THAN A FEEEEEEEEEEELINGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Stranger: ookay :D

You: You know who I am?#

Stranger: ye

Stranger: s

Stranger: your name is..

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: stranger

You: My name is Christopher Duncan Turk

You: J'ai un tour d'eiffle, pantalons!

You: Pablamos!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Not too bad I guess...

The Unseen
05-06-2009, 01:44 PM
some people ahahah


Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 22/f/illinois

Stranger: 19 m italy

Stranger: whats your name

You: jenna

You: urs

You: ur name

Stranger: rea

Stranger: have u a msn or facebook

You: yes

Stranger: can u give me?

You: hold on a sec

Stranger: okey

You: got it

Stranger: what?

You: it's Vaffanculo e fotti tua madre@msn.com

Stranger: ok i add

You: like the name huh

Stranger: :)

Stranger: can u accept?

You: yes

You: hold on

Stranger: i dont see

You: donje

Stranger: in msn?

You: *done

You: yes

Stranger: my msn is eiduntaller2@gmail.com

Stranger: you add

You: hey buddy why didn't you add me

You: che cazzo

Stranger: i add you

Stranger: madre@msn.com

Stranger: i add

You: no it's vaffanculoefottituamadre@msn.com

Stranger: oke i addd

Stranger: can u accept?

You: did it

Stranger: but i dont see

You: that's because your an idiota

You: what the **** is your problem?

You: are you blind or ******* dumb?

Stranger: heyyy

Stranger: so you add

Stranger: my adress is

Stranger: eiduntaller2@gmail.com

You: I ADDED YOU

You: WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM

Stranger: you are offline

You: NON COMPRENDI?

Stranger: write me

You: i'm sure as **** on line

You: lemme write something:

Stranger: vaffanculoefottituamadre@msn.com??

You: si puttana

You: got my message?

Stranger: noo

You: what, you didn't get my message explaining how you won a million euros?

Stranger: noo i dont get

You: un millione euri

Stranger: pofff

Stranger: not come

You: well then you lost a millione euri

You: you're pretty worthless

You: can't read

You: can't work the internet

You: you italiani are only worth good food and that's it

You: god

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Brent
05-06-2009, 01:47 PM
Cant even mass produce a decent car, either.

The Unseen
05-06-2009, 01:53 PM
You: brains

Stranger: hello

You: I has them

Stranger: i have non

Stranger: where from?

You: what

You: how are you typing wifout brains?

Stranger: its like a habit for my fingers

You: how do you type with boxing gloves on?

You: fingers don't have brains dummy

You: srsly

Stranger: wih my nose

You: how the **** do you type without brains

You: well now you're lying

You: spek the truth

You: are you alien possessed?

You: daemon?

You: DO U HAVE DAEMONS IN YE

Stranger: no, but i posses one in the house

You: oooh

You: hot

You: wanna cyber

Stranger: no, i prefer conventional

You: so now you type without brains and copulate over Omegle

You: god you are a son of a *****

Stranger: of the sense

Stranger: yea

Stranger: well

Stranger: where are you from

You: Alaska

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: lonely there

Stranger: right?

You: Sarah Palin's a good lay

Stranger: solitude wanders around

Stranger: :D

Stranger: so, a democrat are you?

You: I'm a Republican

You: only way I can get into Sarah Palin's pants

Stranger: :D shes older than 45 or somthng so

Stranger: egad, even thought is terrible

You: two words

You: motor

You: boat

Stranger: two more

Stranger: good bye

You: later

You: brains

You: I has dem

Stranger: i shall hopefully

Stranger: one day

You: how the **** do you type without brains?

You: well now you're lying

You: spek the truth

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Go_Eagles77
05-06-2009, 02:51 PM
Stranger: hi

You: 8======D

Stranger: nice

You: 8======D~~~~~~~~

You: GOTCHA

*I disconnect*

sbh15
05-06-2009, 02:57 PM
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: want to cyber
Stranger: i'm a boy so you can go
You: im a girl
You: are you sexy
You: how long is your *****
Stranger: stop saying lies
You: i look down to see your ***** writhing around under your pants
You: aroused, i unzip you
You: HOLY **** ITS A ******* ANACONDA
You: DAMN THAT'S BIG
You: your dick opens it's breakable jaw to eat my recently soiled 240 lb. body
You: you slowly devour me, digesting me over the next couple of years
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ANOTHER

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: there's a thunderstorm
You: im cold and scared
You: will you spoon with me
Stranger: yeeap sure ı will
Stranger: ı
You: NICE!
You: we're in a cold dark cave
You: we had to seek shelter from the storm immediately
You: all alone in the forest, we strip down and spoon
Stranger: omg
You: i grab your boobs and you scream in pure ecstasy
Stranger: i'm coming
You: you begin to feel a snake between us
You: you think its a my dick
You: but it starts lickling you
You: OH NO
You: ITS THE ******* BASLISK
Stranger: cmon
You: COME ON TOM RIDDLE
You: DESTROY IT
You: OH NO YOU ARE A SERPENT TOUNGE YOU'VE BEEN IN CAHOOTS THE WHOLE TIME
You: NOOOO
You: I AM HARRY POTTER
Stranger: man its ****** up
You: MY SCAR BURNS
You: AHHHHHHHHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

StripedWalrus
05-06-2009, 03:16 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I like talking to strangers

Stranger: lol me too

You: do you like talking to strangers?

You: oh you do

You: didnt your mommy ever tell you not to?

Stranger: cant get much weirder then her she says :)

You: do you take candy from strangers?

Stranger: that would depend on what kind it was

You: if it was a lollypop?

Stranger: a big one then maybe....a big round one

You: ooo thats hot

You: lollypops are so sey

You: especially when from strangers

Stranger: is you was offering me a spliff however i would accept tht straight away

You: ooo a spliff...I dont even know what that is but it sounds good!

Stranger: you know....a joint?

You: ooo yea I like it when strangers offer be an elbow or a knuckle

You: its super sexy

Stranger: :) i mean cannabis bear

Stranger: *dear

You: ooo venison offered by strangers is good too

You: it really turns me on

Stranger: the meat...?

You: yea you said deer

You: a cannabis deer

You: mmmm

You: venison

Stranger: hmmmm if i could smoke it

You: oh you can smoke venison

You: gives it a nice flavor

You: especially from strangers

Stranger: lol :)

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sbh15
05-06-2009, 03:22 PM
i just had the best convo with this turkish freak

Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: asl?
You: f/15/tx
Stranger: tx?
You: dont worry ive already had my cherries popped
You: texas
You: silly
Stranger: im turkish boy
Stranger: in istanbul
Stranger: 18
You: mmm foreign
You: i think foreign guys are so much hotter than americans
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: you know turkish boys
You: and their dicks are longer from my experience ;)
You: no ive never had turkish delight ;)
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: yes true:D
You: i want to though
You: ;)
Stranger: im know general english
Stranger: my english lesson point 5 of 0:D
You: :)
You: want to pretend like were having sex over the internet?
Stranger: im dont under stand
Stranger: i have msn
Stranger: you have??
You: im on a website for talking to strangers
You: i like to have sex with mysterious men
You: but your in turkey :( so let's pretend like were doing it in this chat
Stranger: :D
Stranger: my msn emrecanozkok@hotmail.com
Stranger: i have cam
You: i don't
You: my mom is such a ***** and won't let me get one
Stranger: i **** your mom:D
You: OMG
You: we could have a three way
Stranger: omg??
You: my mom is only 28 shes showed me a lot of tricks
You: oh my god
You: ;)
Stranger: my dicks is 18 cm;)
You: ooooh thats a long one
Stranger: yes
Stranger: very crazy
Stranger: allgirls every time ahh uhh ohhh :D
Stranger: im dont ******* girl
Stranger: they vajina small:D
You: im getting wet thinking of you inside me right now
Stranger: ok
You: ok lets pretend like were *******
Stranger: im coming please wait
Stranger: :D
You: i slowly take off your pants
You: licking the area around your long *****
Stranger: plane ticket america 5000$
Stranger: :D
Stranger: 5000$=5000 girl:D
You: i work my way up to your lips as i take your shirt off
You: aww thanks :)
Stranger: 5000 vajina:D
You: ;)
Stranger: im willl watch porn now and masturbation
You: i stick your dick inside of me
Stranger: ok
You: OHHHH
You: OHHH YEAH
You: you **** so hard
You: god i love it
You: my boobs fall up and down as you **** me the hardest ive ever felt
You: **** ME
You: OHHH
You: OH ****
You: YOU ****** ME SO HARD YOUR DICK WENT THROUGH MY BACK
You: IM STUCK IMPALED ON YOUR DICK
Stranger: ok my dicks is dead:D
You: BLEEDING EVERYWHERE
You: WHAT THE ****
You: YOU BROKE MY SPINE
Stranger: do you see my *****
You: i now lay paralyzed, impaled on your *****
Stranger: dont see
You: i slowly bleed out and die
You: the cops run in from the loud noises
Stranger: if you see my ***** then you are now dead:D
You: the see my bloody corpse on your dick
You: they know you murdered me
You: you try to run but they chase you down
Stranger: **** you babay
Stranger: baby
You: the dead weight of my body causes you to fall
Stranger: fast ****
Stranger: yeah
You: the police shoot you until you die
You: now were both dead
You: on the street
You: everyone comes outside and is disgusted by the grotesque spectacle that lays before them
You: **** I JUST CAME
You: GOD DAMN I RUBBED MY ***** SO HARD TO THAT ****
Stranger: all world **** you
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StripedWalrus
05-06-2009, 03:34 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BEHIND YOU!
You: omgh
You: its behinf me!
Stranger: Duck, quickly!
You: ok! but where is the duck!
Stranger: QUACK!
Stranger: There!
Stranger: Run!
You: ***** I dont need to run! Im a ******* wizard and I just turned you into an atom bomb and blew you up
You: as I stand over your dead body I yell
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: Hhmmm...dare you defy Dumbledore?
You: **** that this isnt harry potter...if it was then you would be the gay dumbledore that corn holes harry
Stranger: Also, mind your language.
You: but since this isnt youa re dead
You: because Im a ******* wizard
Stranger: Aw come on, that's practically blasphemy...
Stranger: Sure you are dear.
You: Harry potter is dead too
You: because I turned him into a bomb
You: and hes dead
Stranger: No he's not, wash your mouth out with soap...idiot.
Stranger: You really need to learn a new spell...
Stranger: The whole bomb thing is getting old.
Stranger: Be original...
You: watch this omg Im a wizard....and I said ***** that turned into an atomic bomb
You: and it blew up the whole world
Stranger: You're losing me here, who's ***** did you turn into an atomic bomb?
You: wouldnt you like to know...you seem very interested in penises
You: that have been turned into atom bombs
You: maybe you are Dumbledore
Stranger: Fascinated, even.
Stranger: Hhmm, maybe I am.
You: maybe you are, maybe you arent
You: all I know is you are dead now
You: that I blew you up
You: and I yell
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: Wow...I don't feel dead. And if this is heaven, I want my money back.
Stranger: So you keep saying...
You: when you are in heaven
You: did God say
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: Duh, there is no God.
Stranger: Only Dumbledore.
You: hes dead and he would never say
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: No, he's too smart for that.
You: yea he was so smart
You: that I turned him into a bomb
You: and blew him up
You: and while I stood over his dead body I yelled
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: Like I said...really, get a new spell.
Stranger: Any crappy wizard can blow **** up...
You: yea so then I walked down the street and found a puppy
Stranger: And by the way, I still don't get the stupid sentence that you tell...
You: so I turned him into a bomb
Stranger: You blew it up?
You: and blew him up
Stranger: And yelled?
You: yea and stood over him an dyelled
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: Wow, never saw that one coming...
You: prolly cause your dead
You: and while you were dead I stood over your dead body and yelled
Stranger: Yeah, that does kinda cloud your vision...
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: You must be bored by now?
You: I would only be bored if there were no dead bodies to stand over and yell
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: Surely you've killed everyone by now?
You: certainly not, i mean if i killed everyone how would I kill people later
You: and then stand over their dead bodies and yell
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: Ugh....stupid trolly.
You: never have ever seen a trolly
You: but If I did I would kill it
You: and stand over its dead body and yell
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: *bangs head against keyboard*
Stranger: If I wasn't so stubborn, I'd have disconnected now.
Stranger: Please disconnect and save me the hassle?
You: yea you must be really stubborn
You: dead people are stiff
You: I know this
You: because I stand over their dead bodies and yell
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
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Stranger: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
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Stranger: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
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You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!\
Stranger: Bored yet?
You: no
Stranger: Damn.
You: so I decided to kill this Gay *** elf with down syndrome yesterday
You: As I stood over his dead body I yelled
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: Does your 15 year old pubescent self really have nothing better to do with his time?
You: you mean
You: other than kill people
You: and stand over their dead bodies and yell
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Stranger: Ok, I'm ignoring you now. Disconnect when you will.
You: technically If I disconnect our feed will be dead
You: and then I wills tand over my computer and yell
You: THATS WHY WE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
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Brent
05-06-2009, 03:39 PM
he's probably wondering what that means

StripedWalrus
05-06-2009, 03:41 PM
he's probably wondering what that means

probably, and he will never know...and one day he will die from not knowing and I will be there..

I will stand over his dead body and I will say

Well i think you know what I will say

Paul
05-06-2009, 03:43 PM
probably, and he will never know...and one day he will die from not knowing and I will be there..

I will stand over his dead body and I will say

Well i think you know what I will say

Or he can just do a quick google search that will inevitably lead him here.