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DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 06:58 PM
Like the title says this is a roster of the NFLs greatest thugs.

Note- In order to be on the thug team the player has to have been in trouble off the feild. Meaning no Phillip Rivers or Terrell Owens type players.


Ill start it out (these can be debated)

Rules-
-Player must have gotten in trouble off the feild
-Players can be cut and will be put on cut list if they are not deemed thug enough and you give a good reason to why they should be cut.
-Players on the cut list can also make it onto the roster agian if everyone else agrees he is indeed a thug.



LONGEST YARD TEAM
QB-Mike Vick, Art Schlichter,

RB--OJ Simpson, Jamal Lewis, Travis " I aint the daddy" Henry.

FB-Lawrence Phillips, Kevin Mack

WR 1-Michael Irvin

WR 2-Brandon Marshall

WR 3-Chris Henry

WR 4-Rae Carruth

WR 5-Matt Jones

TE-Jeremy Stevens

TE 2-

LT-Bryant McKinnie

LG-Tony Mandrich

C

RG-Nate Newton

RT-Kalif Barnes

Defense-

RE-Leonard Little

DT-Albert Haynesworth

DT

LE-

OLB-Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson

MLB-Bill Romanowski, Ray Lewis

OLB-Lawrence Taylor

CB-PacMan Jones

CB-Dwayne Goodrich

FS-Don Rogers

SS

K- Rafael Septien

P

KR/PR-PacMan Jones


CUT LIST-
1. Plaxico Burress.
2.Todd Marinovich
3.Fred Smoot
4.Sebastian Janikowski

OneToughGame
05-10-2009, 07:00 PM
Rofl. Awesome thread is awesome ;)

Shouldn't PacMan also be a KR?

Bills2083
05-10-2009, 07:01 PM
Im sure Leonard Little could find a place in there...

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 07:01 PM
Rofl. Awesome thread is awesome ;)

Shouldn't PacMan also be a KR?

Good Catch, Fixed it. :)

Michigan
05-10-2009, 07:02 PM
WR- Chris Henry
WR- Plaxico Burress

Malaka
05-10-2009, 07:02 PM
Brandon Marshall, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress.

Edit: All the WRs cut by the Jaguars...


Tooooo many WRs for this thing...

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 07:05 PM
Brandon Marshall, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress.

T.O has never had any bad incidents off the feild...Brandon Marshall is good.

The Dynasty
05-10-2009, 07:06 PM
Ray Lewis could be on here since he had some legal issues after the Superbowl versus the Giants.

Bryant McKinnie could be on here as well for hitting a guy over the head with a pole last year.

Matthew Jones
05-10-2009, 07:07 PM
Jerramy Stevens at tight end. Keith Traylor at nose tackle.

Michigan
05-10-2009, 07:08 PM
Brandon Marshall, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress.

Edit: All the WRs cut by the Jaguars...


Tooooo many WRs for this thing...

Donte Stallworth, Matt Jones, Antonio Bryant, etc...

OneToughGame
05-10-2009, 07:08 PM
You could also put Jerramy Stevens at TE. He's done some stupid ****.

Oh, Raven said him already. Oh well. Stevens is still a dumbass lol, but Raven it's spelled Jerramy ;)

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 07:12 PM
Rae Carruth is the poster child of thug WRs.

Malaka
05-10-2009, 07:12 PM
Sebastian Janikowski before he was in the NFL he had problems with the law, unless there is another kicker with problems in the NFL then I'd go with him.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 07:14 PM
I think we should make a 53 man roster, LOL.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 07:15 PM
Im not going to lie this team is sweet.

Xonraider
05-10-2009, 07:16 PM
In terms of talent: Lawrence Phillips, we'll just never know.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 07:17 PM
Lawrence played fullback also did he not?

StorminNorman
05-10-2009, 07:18 PM
LT belongs on that list.

Strongside
05-10-2009, 07:19 PM
Lawrence Taylor because of his Coke problems.

Bills2083
05-10-2009, 07:20 PM
How far back can we go when choosing players?

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 07:21 PM
How far back can we go when choosing players?


As far as you want good sir.

StorminNorman
05-10-2009, 07:21 PM
Does Fred "Love Boat" Smoot get on the list?

Manic Depressant
05-10-2009, 07:22 PM
Current NFL Players

QB: Michael Vick
RB: Jamal Lewis
WR: Plaxico Burress, Chris Henry, Brandon Marshall
TE: Kellen Winslow
LT: Bryant McKinnie
LG: Claude Terrell
C: Stockar McDougle
RG: Eric Steinbach
RT: Khalif Barnes

DE: Jared Allen
DT: Tank Johnson
DT: Kevin Williams
DE: Leonard Little
LB: Odell Thurman
LB: Ray Lewis
LB: Nick Barnett
CB: Adam Jones
CB: Fred Smoot
FS: Dwight Smith
SS: Terrence Kiel

K: Sebastian Janikowski
P: Todd Sauerbrun
KR: Jerome Mathis

Bills2083
05-10-2009, 07:23 PM
What about Bill Romanowski/OJ Simpson/Michael Irvin?

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 07:25 PM
What about Bill Romanowski/OJ Simpson/Michael Irvin?

OJ and Irvin are good but what did Romanowski do?

Paul
05-10-2009, 07:25 PM
There is nothing gangsta about shooting yourself in the leg.

Yatta!
05-10-2009, 07:27 PM
OJ has the RB position on lockdown.

tjsunstein
05-10-2009, 07:27 PM
There is nothing gangsta about shooting yourself in the leg.

But he carried a gun into public. Thug Life.

tjsunstein
05-10-2009, 07:29 PM
QB: Art Schlichter, the gambling man
RB: Lawrence Phillips, Maurice Clarett, OJ Simpson
FB: Jamal Lewis
WR: Rae Carruth, Chris Henry
C: Barrett Robbins
G: Mark Tuinei, Nate Newton
T: Erik Williams
TE: Mark Chmura

DL: Darrell Russell, Tank Johnson
LB: Ray Lewis, Joey Porter
CB: Adam "Pacman" Jones, Mike Doss
S: Ken Hamlin, Eugene Robinson
K: Mike Vanderjagt, Sebastian Janikowski

http://wizbangsports.com/2007/03/the_alltime_most_troubled_nfl.php
I took off Reggie White.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 07:30 PM
There is nothing gangsta about shooting yourself in the leg.

Good Point, Plaxico has been cut.

Pb&j
05-10-2009, 07:31 PM
Don Rogers at safety. Died of coke overdose. He was great.

Kevin Mack for Fulback, he liked coke too.

Jim Brown did some wife beatin' in his day too...

Bills2083
05-10-2009, 07:36 PM
QB: Art Schlichter, the gambling man
RB: Lawrence Phillips, Maurice Clarett, OJ Simpson
FB: Jamal Lewis
WR: Rae Carruth, Chris Henry
C: Barrett Robbins
G: Mark Tuinei, Nate Newton
T: Erik Williams
TE: Mark Chmura

DL: Darrell Russell, Tank Johnson
LB: Ray Lewis, Joey Porter
CB: Adam "Pacman" Jones, Mike Doss
S: Ken Hamlin, Eugene Robinson
K: Mike Vanderjagt, Sebastian Janikowski

http://wizbangsports.com/2007/03/the_alltime_most_troubled_nfl.php
I took off Reggie White.


I disagree with Marucie Clarett.
He barely contributed to the NFL.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 08:15 PM
Does anyone know that CB that was on the cowboys that shot someone? or maybe he ran them over?

Manic Depressant
05-10-2009, 08:16 PM
Does anyone know that CB that was on the cowboys that shot someone? or maybe he ran them over?

Corey Fuller?

the decider13
05-10-2009, 08:18 PM
Matt Jones is way worse than Marshall. How are Maurice Clarrett and Travis Henry not captains of this team?

tjsunstein
05-10-2009, 08:18 PM
I disagree with Marucie Clarett.
He barely contributed to the NFL.

Because he was too thug.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 08:20 PM
Matt Jones is way worse than Marshall. How are Maurice Clarrett and Travis Henry not captains of this team?

Maurice Clarrett sucked, T-hen was good.

Manic Depressant
05-10-2009, 08:22 PM
Matt Jones is way worse than Marshall. How are Maurice Clarrett and Travis Henry not captains of this team?

Marshall is way worse in my opinion. Jones has a couple drug charges (personal use).

Marshall assaulted a cop, was with Darrent Williams when he was shot and killed, DUIed, and has a laundry list of domestic violence incidents.

PalmerToCJ
05-10-2009, 08:25 PM
Jerramy Stevens is no doubt the TE. Guy is an absolute dirtbag.

wonderbredd24
05-10-2009, 08:28 PM
The team existed... it was the Steelers of the '70s... Steroids were illegal

Other people...

Warren Moon, QB - Beat his Wife
Jim Brown, FB - Beat his Wife
Randy Moss, WR - Pushed a meter maid with his car
Justin Strzelczyk, OL - After a hit and run accident, he led cops on a high speed chase ending with Strzelczyk hitting a tanker truck carrying corrosive acid at 90 miles per hour head on, RIP
Chris Terry, OT - Beat his Wife, though it should be said Terry slammed his wife's head into a wall and stuffed her head into a pillow while their kids watched.
Mark Gastineau, DE - Drugs, Assault, burned a chick with a cigarette
Eugene Robinson, S - Propositioned a hooker the night before the Superbowl
Gene Atkins, S - Barricaded himself in his home after his wife called the police claiming he beat her, bit her, etc and when the police came and said he was under arrest, he told them, "No, I'm not", punched a cop in the throat and pushed him out of his home before being tasered.
Samari Rolle, CB - Beat his Wife
Corey Fuller, CB - Hosted illegal card games at his home
Sebastian Janikowski, K - Basically being a hooligan
Todd Sauerbrun, P - DWI and driving with a revoked license

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 08:28 PM
Im having a hard time with the O-Line anybody know anyone?

wonderbredd24
05-10-2009, 08:29 PM
Oh, and who could forget Todd Marijuanavich. Once he got to the NFL, he became a complete and utter mess with drugs... and continues to this day.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 08:29 PM
Corey Fuller?

No I dont think thats him.

LonghornsLegend
05-10-2009, 08:30 PM
I don't know, being a cokehead usually isn't someone I'd consider a "thug". *shrugs*

Manic Depressant
05-10-2009, 08:32 PM
Im having a hard time with the O-Line anybody know anyone?

Well current players:

LT: Bryant McKinnie
LG: Claude Terrell
C: Stockar McDougle
RG: Eric Steinbach
RT: Khalif Barnes

Retired players:
-Nate Newton
-Barrett Robbins
-Justin Strzelczyk
-Keno Hills
-Chris Terry

keylime_5
05-10-2009, 08:37 PM
yeah, Steinbach is a real thug. Gimme a break, how about Alex Boone?

Manic Depressant
05-10-2009, 08:39 PM
yeah, Steinbach is a real thug. Gimme a break, how about Alex Boone?

Well Boone hasn't played in the NFL yet or done anything during his time on an NFL roster...

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 08:39 PM
NVM Dudes.

superman
05-10-2009, 08:48 PM
idk how much trouble he has gotten in off the field, but you're a thug if you stomp on a player's head

haynesworth

diabsoule
05-10-2009, 08:50 PM
OJ and Irvin are good but what did Romanowski do?

lots and lots of steroids

diabsoule
05-10-2009, 08:52 PM
Eugene Robinson, S - Propositioned a hooker the night before the Superbowl


If that makes you a thug then I'm straight gangsta.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 08:52 PM
Did he spend any time in jail or in court ?

M.O.T.H.
05-10-2009, 08:53 PM
The Cowboy you were talking about was Dwayne Goodrich.

Also, I dont think you can count Kiel.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 08:59 PM
The Cowboy you were talking about was Dwayne Goodrich.

Also, I dont think you can count Kiel.

Yep thats him. I would feel bad about putting Terrence Kiel on the list though.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 09:08 PM
Could just make this the all Tennessee Vols list...LOL.

PalmerToCJ
05-10-2009, 09:09 PM
Well current players:
RG: Eric Steinbach

He got a BWI... Drinking on a boat makes you normal, not a thug.

I refuse to stand by any list that does not have Jerramy Stevens, he's a dirtbag in every way.

Manic Depressant
05-10-2009, 09:09 PM
He got a BWI... Drinking on a boat makes you normal, not a thug.

I refuse to stand by any list that does not have Jerramy Stevens, he's a dirtbag in every way.

I couldn't find any guards who are bigger "thugs" than him...

M.O.T.H.
05-10-2009, 09:10 PM
Also, Ken Hamlin is not a thug.

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 09:14 PM
Samari Rolle isnt a thug either, I would bet my star wars action figures that he didnt beat his wife.

LookItsAlDavis
05-10-2009, 09:17 PM
Hollywood Henderson did cocaine on the sidelines during games, that's some real OG **** right there

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 09:18 PM
Does anyone really think Ray-Ray deserves to be on this list? I still think he is a moron but he seems to have grown up a lot since then.

wonderbredd24
05-10-2009, 09:21 PM
Does anyone really think Ray-Ray deserves to be on this list? I still think he is a moron but he seems to have grown up a lot since then.

As soon as those 2 guys stop being dead

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 09:22 PM
As soon as those 2 guys stop being dead

LOL,I guess thats a yes.

Manic Depressant
05-10-2009, 09:23 PM
Samari Rolle isnt a thug either, I would bet my star wars action figures that he didnt beat his wife.

It was on Valentine's Day apparently... ;)

DoughBoy
05-10-2009, 09:24 PM
Maybe he beat her with love? NVM thats sex.

BNad
05-10-2009, 09:32 PM
Too little Randy Moss

locseti
05-10-2009, 09:43 PM
Hollywood Henderson did cocaine on the sidelines during games, that's some real OG **** right there

Ya, Hollywood Henderson would be co-captains with Lawrence Taylor, both did crack before games. Lyle Alzado would also make the team.

SuperKevin
05-10-2009, 09:46 PM
Nate Newton should be on this list as a guard

2. Nate Newton November 4, 2001 Looking to expand his employment opportunities following his career as a hefty NFL offensive lineman, Nate Newton was arrested with 213 ponds of marijuana in his car. That alone would be impressive enough but FIVE WEEKS LATER he was caught transporting another 175 pounds of weed.

Pb&j
05-10-2009, 09:49 PM
I couldn't find any guards who are bigger "thugs" than him...

In college Ryan Tucker beat the sh*t out of a guy, nearly killing him.

senormysterioso
05-10-2009, 09:58 PM
Ryan Leaf at least needs to be mentioned...he didn't get into legal trouble but he was a first class douche.

Does anybody remember when Todd Marinovich got caught in the public bathroom cooking heroine with a bent spoon? I think he deserves a nod.

Mark Chumura at tight end? The incident with the 16 year old

Barrett Robins at center...how can you forget about that night before the super bowl and the incident when he attacked three police officers and got shot in the chest.

Nate Newton at OL he got caught with 200 lbs of weed.

Justin Strezclyk is the other Olineman. He led police on a high speed chase after a hit and run. The chase ended when he crashed his car into a truck full of flamable materials going out in a literal blaze of glory

Darrell Russell at DT. He loved drugs so much.

Bills DE Jim Dunaway should get a spot. He murdered his wife.

Gene Atkins at Safety. When he was arrested for firebombing somebody's house he told the cop "no I'm not" proceeded to punch him in the throat and ran away...among a long list of other things.

edit:
Maybe Mike Vanderjagt (the idiot kicker that got liquored up and ran his mouth) instead of Sea Bass?

DraftMichaelHuff
05-10-2009, 09:58 PM
Marshawn Lynch. A hilarious thug, but a thug none-the-less

Gay Ork Wang
05-11-2009, 01:29 AM
DT: Tank johnson
WR: Donte Stallworth

Bengalsrocket
05-11-2009, 02:20 AM
Ryan Leaf at least needs to be mentioned...he didn't get into legal trouble but he was a first class douche.


The op specifically stated to only include guys who were in legal trouble.

BlindSite
05-11-2009, 02:33 AM
Sauerbrun could probably take out Punter, since he's been arrested for DUI's and other assorted scallywag behaviour.

Jeremey Bridges formerly of Arizona and Carolina at RG since he's been arrested for Assault recently.

SeanTaylorRIP
05-11-2009, 07:31 AM
Larry Fitzgerald.

DiG
05-11-2009, 08:30 AM
listing smoot as a starting thug is hilarious. he may be dumb and silly and cocky but thug is a bit of a stretch.

Gay Ork Wang
05-11-2009, 08:41 AM
Larry Fitzgerald.
He is a giant thug, he rapes complete defenses

SeanTaylorRIP
05-11-2009, 08:58 AM
listing smoot as a starting thug is hilarious. he may be dumb and silly and cocky but thug is a bit of a stretch.
Yeah he hasn't done anything too bad he was in the center of the Vikings love boat scandal and injured himself speedy wayy above the limit, but yeah he is actually a good person who is very active in the community.

He is a giant thug, he rapes complete defenses

Haha, but hey people think that the lady was just looking for money since she never filed formal charges against Fitz, but if Fitz really hit his baby momma than I don't care how white bread he seems I'd put anyone who hits women on that list over those premadonna wide receivers who just talk a bunch of crap and do weed. The fact that his baby momma has a restraining order on him tells me something. But it's ok we'll give him a pass he wears glasses and has a big full mouth of white teeth.

Gay Ork Wang
05-11-2009, 09:05 AM
Haha, but hey people think that the lady was just looking for money since she never filed formal charges against Fitz, but if Fitz really hit his baby momma than I don't care how white bread he seems I'd put anyone who hits women on that list over those premadonna wide receivers who just talk a bunch of crap and do weed. The fact that his baby momma has a restraining order on him tells me something. But it's ok we'll give him a pass he wears glasses and has a big full mouth of white teeth.

never knew that about him. but hey the setup was nice!

how about Cedric Benson? HE WAS ON A BOAT!

Bengals78
05-11-2009, 11:03 AM
yeah, Steinbach is a real thug. Gimme a break, how about Alex Boone?

Thugs party on boats drunk.

PalmerToCJ
05-11-2009, 11:20 AM
Thugs party on boats drunk.

I have a pretty strong hunch that Steinbach didn't have hoes, grey goose and expensive jewelry all over the place lol

bigbluedefense
05-11-2009, 11:21 AM
My man Lawrence Taylor...lol.

Gay Ork Wang
05-11-2009, 11:25 AM
whats with: (oh man) Favre?

Addict
05-11-2009, 11:46 AM
I have a pretty strong hunch that Steinbach didn't have hoes, grey goose and expensive jewelry all over the place lol

man Steinbach is a P.I.M.P, don't you be dissin' his mojo.

LonghornsLegend
05-11-2009, 12:33 PM
Haha, but hey people think that the lady was just looking for money since she never filed formal charges against Fitz, but if Fitz really hit his baby momma than I don't care how white bread he seems I'd put anyone who hits women on that list over those premadonna wide receivers who just talk a bunch of crap and do weed. The fact that his baby momma has a restraining order on him tells me something. But it's ok we'll give him a pass he wears glasses and has a big full mouth of white teeth.

He gets a pass because the charges never amounted to anything, and this is the first we have heard about it...If it pops up again(see:Larry Johnson) then yea you know where there is smoke there is fire, but I am always a little skeptical in these situations.


Now if some pictures showed up with her having a black eye, or some evidence starts piling up then sure, but it's premature now, has nothing to do with how he looks or carries himself...I'm not sure white bread is the term I'd use to classify him, he just strikes me as educated, point blank, every black man that can speak well or carries himself with some class in front of a camera shouldn't be considered 'white bread'.

bigbluedefense
05-11-2009, 12:45 PM
Leon Lett at DT???

He was a thug and punk.


I know no one wants to say it, but Sean Taylor (RIP) could be on this list.

M.O.T.H.
05-11-2009, 12:51 PM
He could be but, it would probably be in better taste to keep the deceased off the list. Even if we're talking about a "thug" list. Probably better to keep Taylor and Kiel off. Just because.

As for Leon Lett, I'm proud of the big guy, just got his degree from UNLV. Hopefully, he's finally done getting in trouble.

lordquas
05-11-2009, 12:57 PM
Willie McGinist is boyz wit Snoop and Dre.

Sounds pretty thug to me

will99890
05-11-2009, 01:20 PM
Great thread.

Lawrence Phillips at HB. Enough said.

Gay Ork Wang
05-11-2009, 01:26 PM
Great thread, haven't read through every post yet but I still didn't see one name mentioned yet.

Lawrence Phillips. Enough said.
he is in the first post

princefielder28
05-11-2009, 01:37 PM
How about Tony Mandarich???

Gay Ork Wang
05-11-2009, 01:41 PM
http://bolstablog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tony-mandarich-sports-illustrated-cover-1989.jpg
thats one BAMF

bored of education
05-11-2009, 01:45 PM
Rae Carruth is gangsta!

SeanTaylorRIP
05-11-2009, 01:51 PM
Hah love the Mark Chmura mention, not sure what's so thuggish about wanting to bang your kids babysitter. Problem though was she was 17, haha.

Crickett
05-11-2009, 02:00 PM
DT: Tank johnson
WR: Donte Stallworth

Tank Johnson at least had a license for his guns, just not in the state of Illinois.

Donte Stallworth absolutely belongs on that list. Plaxico does too, at least ahead of Matt Jones.

M.O.T.H.
05-11-2009, 02:15 PM
That does raise an interesting question. Who is the bigger thug Plax or Matt Jones? I guess it depends.

someone447
05-11-2009, 02:21 PM
QB: Art Schlichter, the gambling man
RB: Lawrence Phillips, Maurice Clarett, OJ Simpson
FB: Jamal Lewis
WR: Rae Carruth, Chris Henry
C: Barrett Robbins
G: Mark Tuinei, Nate Newton
T: Erik Williams
TE: Mark Chmura

DL: Darrell Russell, Tank Johnson
LB: Ray Lewis, Joey Porter
CB: Adam "Pacman" Jones, Mike Doss
S: Ken Hamlin, Eugene Robinson
K: Mike Vanderjagt, Sebastian Janikowski

http://wizbangsports.com/2007/03/the_alltime_most_troubled_nfl.php
I took off Reggie White.

Mark Chmura, really? Having underage girls in your hot tub is not "thug."

To whoever asked why Romanowski, he took a bunch of illegal drugs, and just beat the **** out of people whenever he felt like it.

someone447
05-11-2009, 02:23 PM
Yeah he hasn't done anything too bad he was in the center of the Vikings love boat scandal and injured himself speedy wayy above the limit, but yeah he is actually a good person who is very active in the community.



Haha, but hey people think that the lady was just looking for money since she never filed formal charges against Fitz, but if Fitz really hit his baby momma than I don't care how white bread he seems I'd put anyone who hits women on that list over those premadonna wide receivers who just talk a bunch of crap and do weed. The fact that his baby momma has a restraining order on him tells me something. But it's ok we'll give him a pass he wears glasses and has a big full mouth of white teeth.

Just FYI, it's spelled prima donna.

keylime_5
05-11-2009, 02:24 PM
Thugs party on boats drunk.

so does just about every white boy in America.

DoughBoy
05-11-2009, 03:41 PM
Bill Maas for DT? Or Tank Johnson?

Manic Depressant
05-11-2009, 03:48 PM
Bill Maas for DT? Or Tank Johnson?

Darrell Russell

M.O.T.H.
05-11-2009, 03:59 PM
Darrell Russell

He's dead too, though.

SuperKevin
05-11-2009, 04:06 PM
Sebastian Janikowski has met his match in former Dallas Cowboys kicker Rafael Septien. Septien had sex with a 10 year old girl and then fled the country to live in Cancun, Mexico.

Also making the team from the Dallas Cowboys should be DE Harvey Martin who was arrested 3 times in 5 months in 1996 for beating women and crack cocaine charges.

21ST
05-11-2009, 04:39 PM
We could really make this list with all Dallas Cowboys

M.O.T.H.
05-11-2009, 04:49 PM
Speaking of...Quincy Carter got arrested last night again.

Thank god Jerry is finally looking for character guys. I love what we have now in that department...took long enough.

senormysterioso
05-11-2009, 05:17 PM
Speaking of...Quincy Carter got arrested last night again.

Thank god Jerry is finally looking for character guys. I love what we have now in that department...took long enough.

Jerry Jones would sign Hitler tonight if he could play cornerback

Paul
05-11-2009, 05:20 PM
The 90's Cowboys were so completely ****** up and awesome.

Crickett
05-11-2009, 05:21 PM
Speaking of...Quincy Carter got arrested last night again.

Ah, good old Quincy Carter. That was a dark day when the Jets signed him. Almost as bad as when they signed Kevan Barlow.

TimD
05-11-2009, 05:21 PM
Jerry Jones would sign Hitler tonight if he could play cornerback

congrats you made my sig!

PACKmanN
05-11-2009, 05:26 PM
didnt Moss have problems in College and Minnesota?

Brent
05-11-2009, 05:29 PM
No Bill Romanowski on that original list? That guy was the biggest piece of ****.

Manic Depressant
05-11-2009, 05:30 PM
didnt Moss have problems in College and Minnesota?

Moss had two incidents with marijuana, that's it.

DoughBoy
05-11-2009, 05:41 PM
Darrell Russell

Id rather not have the dead people on the list.

SuperKevin
05-11-2009, 05:43 PM
Id rather not have the dead people on the list.

Oh. Harvey Martin is dead

lordquas
05-11-2009, 05:53 PM
ricky williams is a gangsta, no ifs ands or buts about it

DoughBoy
05-11-2009, 05:53 PM
Whoops!. :)

MetSox17
05-11-2009, 06:16 PM
Speaking of...Quincy Carter got arrested last night again.

Thank god Jerry is finally looking for character guys. I love what we have now in that department...took long enough.

LOL.

Quincy Carter used to play for the AFL2 team that's here in the Valley, and a few weeks ago he was arrested for a DUI lol. It's funny because just a few years ago he was playing against the Carolina Panthers in the NFL Playoffs.

keylime_5
05-11-2009, 06:37 PM
didnt Moss have problems in College and Minnesota?

he had problems before college. got in a fight, would've played for Notre Dame if he didn't.

Brent
05-11-2009, 08:18 PM
Romanowski do?
He did a lot of stuff, because he's a piece of ****.

Romanowski has been involved in numerous altercations with both teammates and opponents. In 1995, while with the Eagles, he was ejected from a game — and subsequently fined $4,500 — for kicking Arizona Cardinals fullback Larry Centers in the head.[1]

Two more incidents occurred during the 1997 season while he played for the Broncos: In the first, he was fined $20,000 after his hit on then-Carolina Panthers quarterback Kerry Collins in a preseason game resulted in Collins sustaining a broken jaw;[1] in the second, Romanowski spat in the face of 49ers wide receiver J.J. Stokes in a regular-season game played in December on a Monday night in response to Stokes' taunting.[2] Two years later, while still with the Broncos, he was fined a total of $42,500 for three illegal hits plus a punch thrown at Kansas City Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez, and was also fined an undisclosed amount for throwing a football at Bryan Cox of the New York Jets, the ball hitting him in the crotch area.[3]

In 2003, Romanowski attacked and injured one of his teammates, Marcus Williams, during a scrimmage. Williams, a backup tight end for the Oakland Raiders, was forced to retire after Romanowski confronted Williams after a play, ripped off his helmet, and crushed his eye socket with a punch. [4] Williams sued for damages of $3.4 million, arguing that Romanowski had been suffering from "roid rage" when he attacked him. This argument was later rejected by the judge on the grounds that Williams could not prove that Romanowski had actually used steroids on the same day as the attack. Williams was awarded $340,000.

cunningham06
05-12-2009, 12:43 AM
I don't know how Tank Johnson isn't on the team. Police found guns in the mans kitchen! Dude was killing people over breakfast. THUG.

LizardState
05-12-2009, 07:19 PM
SS could be Jack "They Call Me Assassin" Tatum, that was his biog title. When he & Al Atkinson were Raiders safeties in the 60s/70s they had a point system & paid bounties for opponents knocked out of games. Atkinson used the hook technique -- now illegal -- with his forearm to dislocate neck vertebra

Mr. Hero
05-12-2009, 08:41 PM
Carl Eller, he's taser proof. What more needs to be said?

Mr. Hero
05-12-2009, 08:45 PM
And if Mercury Morris isn't a crackhead I don't know what a crackhead is supposed to look like.

Brent
05-12-2009, 08:56 PM
I don't know how Tank Johnson isn't on the team. Police found guns in the mans kitchen! Dude was killing people over breakfast. THUG.
The dude collects guns and has never shot any one. Yeah, he must be an awful guy because he owns a lot of firearms!

Burger
05-12-2009, 11:11 PM
Sauerbraun at Punter.

cunningham06
05-13-2009, 12:19 AM
The dude collects guns and has never shot any one. Yeah, he must be an awful guy because he owns a lot of firearms!

You don't see anything wrong with stockpiling unlicensed guns? Really? I'm sure he was just getting ready for the next NRA convention right?

Mr. Hero
05-13-2009, 02:33 AM
You don't see anything wrong with stockpiling unlicensed guns? Really? I'm sure he was just getting ready for the next NRA convention right?

Or you know, to feel safer/because he liked guns. What do people think Tank was trying to do? Become a gun runner? Or was he going to start his only militia?

Crickett
05-13-2009, 07:17 AM
You don't see anything wrong with stockpiling unlicensed guns? Really?

Well, they were licensed, just not in the state he was in.

LizardState
05-13-2009, 10:01 AM
Carl Eller, he's taser proof. What more needs to be said?

Ah yes, Carl Eller, master of the head slap. But he couldn't match Deacon Jones for it's use in the Old League, the NFL before the rules changes, when they developed refined techniques to eliminate the opponents star players (kind of like the NHL does today :roll:).

Or render them useless in the game. Nothing better for that than the head slap, & no one did it better than Deacon Jones as a member of the Fearsome Foursome of the LA Rams (when they wore the blue & white unis). Jones once said that the best way to establish complete intimidation over the OT blocking you head-on was to use the strongest, most vicious head slap possible right on his outside earhole in the 1st offensive series, that way his ears rang all game long & he couldn't hear the snap count. O-linemen used to counter it by sharpening their helmet rivets around the earhole to a razor edge to cut the hands doing the head slapping, but those d-linemen's hands were so heavily taped & padded it did little or no good.

someone447
05-13-2009, 10:29 AM
You don't see anything wrong with stockpiling unlicensed guns? Really? I'm sure he was just getting ready for the next NRA convention right?

A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.

So no, I do not see anything wrong with owning guns, regardless of whether or not they are licensed, and this is coming from someone who is a liberal on almost every other issue.

Texas, what can I say?

Mr. Hero
05-13-2009, 10:48 AM
Ah yes, Carl Eller, master of the head slap. But he couldn't match Deacon Jones for it's use in the Old League, the NFL before the rules changes, when they developed refined techniques to eliminate the opponents star players (kind of like the NHL does today :roll:).

Or render them useless in the game. Nothing better for that than the head slap, & no one did it better than Deacon Jones as a member of the Fearsome Foursome of the LA Rams (when they wore the blue & white unis). Jones once said that the best way to establish complete intimidation over the OT blocking you head-on was to use the strongest, most vicious head slap possible right on his outside earhole in the 1st offensive series, that way his ears rang all game long & he couldn't hear the snap count. O-linemen used to counter it by sharpening their helmet rivets around the earhole to a razor edge to cut the hands doing the head slapping, but those d-linemen's hands were so heavily taped & padded it did little or no good.

I was referring to this (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3337641)

Police used a Taser, but Martin said it had no effect and called for backup.

Crazy_Chris
05-13-2009, 01:33 PM
Carl Eller fought 2 police men he definatly could be on the list as the LE.

DoughBoy
06-27-2013, 11:55 AM
I think this needs an updating.

Don Vito
06-27-2013, 12:30 PM
I think this needs an updating.

You're right, Ausar Walcott and somebody else I am forgetting.

killxswitch
06-27-2013, 12:33 PM
LOL there's actually a roster hole at TE2 in the first post.

edit: AHern is clearly the better player so I guess Stevens can move to TE2.

robert pancake gallery
06-27-2013, 12:53 PM
I think this needs an updating.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

mightytitan9
06-27-2013, 03:11 PM
TE Mark Chamura (sp)?

mightytitan9
06-27-2013, 03:13 PM
http://nflallthugs.blogspot.com/

phlysac
06-27-2013, 06:28 PM
I still don't get the Ricky Williams thought of being a thug.

The man was an artistic hippy. He smoked alot of pot. That does NOT make someone a thug.


A name I'd like to include, simply because it's funny is former LB Richard Siegler.

The man was reportedly a pimp.

JordanTaber
06-27-2013, 06:37 PM
Terrell Owens - straight up thug, yo. He'll bus' a cap in yo ass.

Babylon
06-27-2013, 09:25 PM
TE Mark Chamura (sp)?

Was found not guilty of sexual assault. Not sure that makes someone a thug.

Monomach
06-27-2013, 09:43 PM
Matt Jones should lose his place on the original list. He definitely loved him some chemicals, but he's never even been rumored to have done anything "thug" or threatening to another person.

J-Mike88
06-27-2013, 10:32 PM
Is there room for Titus Young on this team, WR or special teams?

How about Mike Goodson as a speedster RB/KR?
Possession of marijuana, drug paraphernalia, unlawful handgun, hollow-point bullet.

Is Josh Brent worthy of a practice body?
Tons of DUI problems, some before he killed his teammate.
Some after.
Some this month.
Just failed a mari-hoochie test this month.

An all-around goon.

J-Mike88
06-27-2013, 10:37 PM
Jerramy Stevens is no doubt the TE. Guy is an absolute dirtbag.
He was.
And is.
And Hope Solo just married that POS this year.
What's that make that h0?


Look at all these arrested.
For every arrest, how many crimes are gotten away with?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1686301-every-nfl-player-arrested-in-2013/page/1

Monomach
06-27-2013, 10:47 PM
You're right, Ausar Walcott and somebody else I am forgetting.

All Walcott did was punch a guy one time in the side of the head. Hasn't played a snap, either.

killxswitch
06-27-2013, 10:48 PM
He was.
And is.
And Hope Solo just married that POS this year.
What's that make that h0?

A complete idiot? Maybe she's a freak and is into being drugged and raped/sodomized on a couch in front of a frat house.

Monomach
06-27-2013, 10:53 PM
Oh, let's get would-be drug lord Sam Hurd onto this list. His intent was to be Scarface...he just wasn't smart enough to pull it off.

mightytitan9
06-28-2013, 01:36 AM
This is a tough thread once you get through the obvious. For example, Jared Allen arrested 4 times in 3 months for DUI, BUT a thug? No way.

Tank Johnson needs to be here at DT.

We could have a lot easier team if we changed this to the "all-thug/stupid players" team.

Barret Robins got shot by police after he attacked them IIRC, but he has mental problems and not really a thug

I think this is the easiest way to finish off the list http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Miami_Hurricanes_in_the_NFL

BigBanger
06-30-2013, 11:52 PM
Aaron Hernandez is the MVP of this squad. The most talented most violent POS in NFL history. A natural born killer. Drive by shootings, slaying friends 2 minutes from his house, duping bodies, damaging evidence, tossing his guns. All while chewing on some bubblicious gum. His homely face and promiscuous tattoos have been eye candy for reporters, but we may have not even uncovered all the dirt police have on Hernandez, or all the dirt he has thrown on his victims. His potential to make him a repeat offender as he spends the rest of his life in prison also spikes his interest for a team like this.

A close second is Rae Carruth. One of the more disgusting human begins to ever walk the planet. Didn't have nearly the amount of talent or potential as Hernandez, but every bit the steaming pile of **** that he is. Maybe even more so because he had someone else kill his pregnant girlfriend. When he went on the run he was hiding in a trunk and pissing in bottles while chewing on candy bars. If that's not thug life, then I don't know what is.

OJ Simpson, of course, cannot be forgotten. Sure he got away with a double murder, but it only captured our heats and imaginations as a country. He killed a white woman. The first notable black athlete to kill a white woman. And he didn't just kill her. He really did a hellof job. Slicing her up like a carved pig. Poor Ronny Goldman didn't stand a chance. As OJ did so well on the football field, he went right for his oppents jugulars. Nicole has become an American Icon due to the trial that was played in elementary schools in front of little children because old, white teachers couldn't get enough of it. Nicole has now become one of the best Halloween costumes for young white women. This is star power that even Hernandez can't match. So powerful that he made his victim famous and remembered every Halloween.

Titus Young was a terrible teammate and pretty lousy player, but his rap sheet is as long and as impressive as some career criminals. A very respectable starter for this team and the epitome of thug life. He would grab more headlines in one week for his numerous arrests than he ever did as a football player. Generally misunderstood because he's such a loving father he went out of his way to identify himself as Titus Young Sr on his jersey. A true mark of individualism. Young will find a way to stand out with the aforementioned murderers.

Adam Jones and his shenanigans started in college and haven't stopped 7 years into the league. The funny thing is, all he had to do was publicly renounce his nickname and he's a spokesperson for the NFL about how not to be a POS. Notirous for having a bad case of the hiccups.

Ray Lewis, a role model for Pacman Jones, learned from OJs book If I did It, Heres How It Happened. He got away with murder, ratted out his friends on the stand and then became the God fearing preacher with a quick tear jerking trigger, not the hair-trigger found in his old guns.

Rolondo McClain is a cop hating thug who blasts off rounds next to people's hears. Hasn't developed the cold heart of Hernendez yet, but his best days are ahead of him as he enjoys an early retirement from Football. Lots of time of his hands to become a really violent thug. Until then, I guess we'll just have to settle for some minor resisting arrest charges and false personation chargers, which are more armature maneuvers for thugs. I trust he will step his game up and, maybe, one day, challenge the legendary Ray Lewis at MLB.

7DnBrnc53
07-01-2013, 12:05 PM
The team existed... it was the Steelers of the '70s... Steroids were illegal

Uhh, no. You need an education:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/232404-the-steelers-steroids-and-profound-misconceptions

Lyle Alzado would also make the team.


Yeah, I agree. And, one of Lyle's former teammates, Dwight Harrison, belongs on this list as well. This is a quote from Floyd Little's book Promises to Keep: My Inspired Run from Syracuse to Denver to the Hall:

"A year later, Dwight got into a fight with Lyle Alzado right before practice. Lyle teased Dwight for dropping passes, and Dwight told Lyle to shut up and worry about sacking the quarterback more. Well, Lyle whipped him pretty good. Dwight started telling everyone he was going to "kill that motherf---r"

"He looked like a character out of Pulp Fiction. "Where's that motherf---r Alzado?! I'm going to kill him". Everyone hit the floor, except me. Like a fool I said, "Dwight, he's not here, and you aren't going to kill anyone today".

Later, Floyd basically said that Ralston used the techniques that he learned at the Dale Carnegie school to get him to put his gun away, and he traded him to Buffalo to be back with Lou Saban, who drafted him the year before. The Broncos got Haven Moses in the deal. Harrison was switched to CB after he got to Buffalo.

Bulldogs
07-01-2013, 02:14 PM
Marvin Harrison is the star of any All Thug team.

Denver Bronco56
07-01-2013, 02:21 PM
Travis Henry has to be on the list.

BallerT1215
07-01-2013, 03:10 PM
Travis Henry has to be on the list.

Yeah, he was pretty bad.

7DnBrnc53
07-01-2013, 06:53 PM
What about Greg Lloyd? Allegedly, he took a gun to his son's head when his son didn't get good grades or something. He also supposedly held a gun to his wife's head ten years ago.

He used to wear shirts that said "I wasn't hired for my disposition". I think that he also has a black belt.

phlysac
07-01-2013, 11:36 PM
I'm just glad that Charles Haley wasn't a violet thug.

Ness
07-02-2013, 01:46 AM
Does Suge Knight count? He did play in the NFL for a short stint.

J-Mike88
07-02-2013, 08:18 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_omN7Z1yQTlY/RsdgtIH-N_I/AAAAAAAAA-Y/SO7x6nnG5aw/s400/vines.jpg

hockey619
07-02-2013, 08:39 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_omN7Z1yQTlY/RsdgtIH-N_I/AAAAAAAAA-Y/SO7x6nnG5aw/s400/vines.jpg


Real gangstas also apparently favor the Texas Longhorns and Star Trek judging by the signs theyre throwing up.

FUNBUNCHER
07-02-2013, 02:17 PM
Uhh, no. You need an education:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/232404-the-steelers-steroids-and-profound-misconceptions



Yeah, I agree. And, one of Lyle's former teammates, Dwight Harrison, belongs on this list as well. This is a quote from Floyd Little's book Promises to Keep: My Inspired Run from Syracuse to Denver to the Hall:

"A year later, Dwight got into a fight with Lyle Alzado right before practice. Lyle teased Dwight for dropping passes, and Dwight told Lyle to shut up and worry about sacking the quarterback more. Well, Lyle whipped him pretty good. Dwight started telling everyone he was going to "kill that motherf---r"

"He looked like a character out of Pulp Fiction. "Where's that motherf---r Alzado?! I'm going to kill him". Everyone hit the floor, except me. Like a fool I said, "Dwight, he's not here, and you aren't going to kill anyone today".

Later, Floyd basically said that Ralston used the techniques that he learned at the Dale Carnegie school to get him to put his gun away, and he traded him to Buffalo to be back with Lou Saban, who drafted him the year before. The Broncos got Haven Moses in the deal. Harrison was switched to CB after he got to Buffalo.


There are SOOOOO many stories like this that never get out of NFL lockerrooms, so much so that fans don't really know who the real thugs, those bad-attitude-psychopath-mfers, actually are.

Charles Haley should be in the HOF. But he was a thug and bullied most of his teammates in SF and Dallas.

Guys who've been in more than one fight with a teammate IMO are thugs.

WCH
07-02-2013, 02:20 PM
Real gangstas also apparently favor the Texas Longhorns and Star Trek judging by the signs theyre throwing up.

Live long and prosper, ************!

phlysac
07-02-2013, 04:37 PM
Does Suge Knight count? He did play in the NFL for a short stint.

Well.... he was a Scab during the strike. I wonder who has killed more people, Suge or Hernandez?

SunTzu_22
07-02-2013, 05:25 PM
Im pretty sure Suge was more into the business of paying people to do his dirty work. Maybe Hernandez should´ve done the same.

phlysac
07-03-2013, 08:25 AM
Ahmad Brooks apparently beat teammate Lamar Divens over the head with a beer bottle for trying to keep him from driving drunk.

:/

bigbluedefense
07-03-2013, 08:26 AM
Did we mention Sam Hurd yet? Sam Hurd has to be on there.

Splat
07-03-2013, 08:51 AM
I don't think there is a player I hated more than Bill Romanowski. He is the only player I ever wanted to see get hurt.

J-Mike88
07-03-2013, 01:20 PM
Ahmad Brooks apparently beat teammate Lamar Divens over the head with a beer bottle for trying to keep him from driving drunk.

:/
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1692687-49ers-linebacker-ahmad-brooks-may-face-assault-charges-after-attacking-teammate?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial&hpt=hp_t2


According to the application for Brooks' arrest, the incident unfolded after Brooks, Divens and other 49er players spent the evening of June 7 at different players' houses. Eventually they decided to go to downtown San Jose and keep drinking.

The unidentified witness said Brooks was too intoxicated to drive home, so Divens drove. When they got to Brooks' house about 2 a.m. on June 8, Brooks asked for his keys. Divens pretended to chuck them onto the grass and then started to hand them to him.

Brooks then allegedly clocked Divens in the head with a beer bottle. Brooks allegedly began cursing and then struck him in the head again. Brooks allegedly asked Divens, "Do I need to get my (expletive deleted) gun?" and struck him again. Prosecutors also allege in the warrant that Brooks punched Divens.

The attack required Divens to get three stitches, and he initially wanted to press charges. However, the warrant application states that he has since changed his mind. When a San Jose police sergeant called Divens three days after the incident occurred, he said he wanted to drop it.

Two other teammates bore witness to Brooks' actions, according to Kaplan, and one of them was cited in the police report.

If the prosecutors' initial charge were to hold up and Brooks were convicted, it would carry a maximum sentence of four years in prison.

zachsaints52
07-03-2013, 01:30 PM
Donte' Stallworth does not deserve to be on this list. Yes, he hit someone while drinking with his car, and yes that is horrible. But did anyone actually read about the incident? The dude he hit tried to run across a busy freeway at 4 am (or was it 6 am?). Stallworth was not speeding, nor swerving or anything, the dude literally was trying to catch a bus and ran across the middle rather than at a cross walk. Also, Stallworths attorneys actually stated that because of all the evidence, Donte' could have gotten out of the manslaughter charges and wouldn't have had to gone to jail at all. But Donte' told them to plead guilty because "It was the right thing to do." He also gave that family a very hefty settlement, and accepted his punishments. There is no "thug" or "gangsta" in Donte'.

J-Mike88
07-03-2013, 01:33 PM
Donte' Stallworth does not deserve to be on this list. Yes, he hit someone while drinking with his car, and yes that is horrible. But did anyone actually read about the incident? The dude he hit tried to run across a busy freeway at 4 am (or was it 6 am?). Stallworth was not speeding, nor swerving or anything, the dude literally was trying to catch a bus and ran across the middle rather than at a cross walk. Also, Stallworths attorneys actually stated that because of all the evidence, Donte' could have gotten out of the manslaughter charges and wouldn't have had to gone to jail at all. But Donte' told them to plead guilty because "It was the right thing to do." He also gave that family a very hefty settlement, and accepted his punishments. There is no "thug" or "gangsta" in Donte'.
Yeah sometimes the "jaywalker" is at fault.
Had that guy run in front of any of us, we'd also have hit him.
Donte doesn't belong with the rest of these criminal thugz.

Leonard Little is a whole different story, similar to Josh Brent except Brent killed a teammate whereas Little killed a random innocent young mother.

robert pancake gallery
07-03-2013, 02:24 PM
<circlejerk>LOL I BET THEY WUD WERE BENGALS JERZEYS</circlejerk>

Caulibflower
07-03-2013, 05:22 PM
You're just mad because the Browns suck.