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DuckHunt
06-15-2009, 07:20 AM
Kinda funny article on Homers, worthy of the look.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/196928-homers-what-your-teams-biggest-homer-has-to-say

Brent
06-15-2009, 12:16 PM
a few that I liked:

Buffalo Bills "Brian Moorman could play WR or RB on half of the teams in the NFL because of his speed"

Chicago Bears "Brian Urlacher is the hardest hitting defensive player in the NFL and hasn't lost a step"

Dallas Cowboys "Now that T.O. is out of Dallas, we will finally win the Super Bowl"

Detroit Lions " A 53 man roster doesn't give you enough players to stop Calvin Johnson.

Jacksonville Jaguars "Doesn't matter if our Quarterback can't read, Maurice Jones-Drew is really fast and that equals 6 wins alone"

Brothgar
06-15-2009, 12:50 PM
Detroit Lions " A 53 man roster doesn't give you enough players to stop Calvin Johnson.

Well I mean that one's true.

New England Patriots "Perfect season, only we'll be 19-0 this time considering our camera men get paid more then 75% of the players in the league"

LOL

Baltimore Ravens "The Ravens could field only Ed Reed in the secondary and still have a better pass defense then the rest of the AFC North"

If the Steelers weren't in the division that might be true.

SuperMcGee
06-15-2009, 01:36 PM
That would be such a misuse of Brian Moorman and his perfect passer rating.

fenikz
06-15-2009, 02:40 PM
whats wrong with this?

Arizona Cardinals "As long as Larry Fitzgerald is in Arizona, Warner will play like a 25 year old"

Chucky
06-15-2009, 02:43 PM
A better one for the Cards:

"Rod Hood is a top 10 corner in the league."

Cicero
06-15-2009, 02:54 PM
Seattle Seahawks "Now that our training staff has played the board game operation, our team will stay healthy and return to the playoffs"

That's not an unreasonable thing to say.

Gay Ork Wang
06-15-2009, 03:20 PM
Seattle Seahawks "Now that our training staff has played the board game operation, our team will stay healthy and return to the playoffs"

That's not an unreasonable thing to say.
it really isnt

kalbears13
06-15-2009, 03:21 PM
A better one for the Cards:

"Rod Hood is a top 10 corner in the league."

Roderick Hood is no longer with the Cardinals...

Vox Populi
06-15-2009, 03:23 PM
Brian Moorman COULD play RB or WR for half the teams in the NFL because of his speed though! Did you see him in the Pro Bowl two years ago, he ******* trucked Sean T... nvm...

Gay Ork Wang
06-15-2009, 03:25 PM
Roderick Hood is no longer with the Cardinals...
u didnt get that one

kalbears13
06-15-2009, 03:25 PM
u didnt get that one

I had a feeling I didn't.

The Legend
06-15-2009, 04:52 PM
Moorman is in the top 10 when it comes to speed. NO DOUBT!

fenikz
06-15-2009, 05:10 PM
A better one for the Cards:

"Rod Hood is a top 10 corner in the league."

stats say he was

BlindSite
06-16-2009, 02:57 AM
stats say he was

What everyone other Arizona fans saw on the field say he wasn't/

yodabear
06-16-2009, 03:07 AM
Wow, something about bringing back the GSOT, real original NOT!

scottyboy
06-16-2009, 09:24 AM
you call those homer statements? bah, amateurs. They insult good homers like me

tjsunstein
06-16-2009, 09:58 AM
Green Bay Packers "Aaron Rodgers could possibly break Brett Favre's all-time touchdown record with time.....Week 13."

It's not unrealistic..

Go_Eagles77
06-16-2009, 10:13 AM
Philadelphia Eagles "We have better receivers and running backs than you do. His name is Brian Westbrook."

This may or may not be a homer statement depending on what team's fan we're talking to. lol.

tjsunstein
06-16-2009, 10:25 AM
This may or may not be a homer statement depending on what team's fan we're talking to. lol.

Not the Packers! Yeah!

Gay Ork Wang
06-16-2009, 10:30 AM
This may or may not be a homer statement depending on what team's fan we're talking to. lol.
Not the B...never mind

whatadai
06-16-2009, 01:00 PM
Oakland Raiders "Nnamdi Asomougha could get pressure on the QB and make an interception on the same play. Best. Of. All.Time."
Yes he can and yes he is. See. Even the writer knows it's true.

yodabear
06-16-2009, 01:55 PM
Now with two first round offensive tackles, a pro bowl center, and our halfback back and healthy, Marc Bulger will return to Pro Bowl status. That D-Unit and Gentleman would be a homer statement from a Rams fan. Good afternoon.

Bills2083
06-20-2009, 10:20 AM
He is pretty damn fast though.
I remember at the Pro Bowl skills competition he ran in the 4.4 range.

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