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vikes_28
06-18-2009, 09:46 AM
So I woke up this morning and my eye was just burning. I looked in the mirror and GASP! I was turned into a monster! JK. Seriously though, I woke up and my eye is burning and its all puffy and what not. NO I did not smoke any weed, so don't say anything like that to get this thread locked. My eye is like a dark red. It's kinda freakin me out. What do i do?

Caddy
06-18-2009, 09:50 AM
The obvious answer is seek medical help.

The BETTER answer is to post pics NOW.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
06-18-2009, 09:51 AM
Wash your eye out, if you live with someone, send them to the store for eye drops.

JT Jag
06-18-2009, 09:52 AM
http://www.inetres.com/gp/anime/bebop/01/bebop_01_11.jpg

You should lay off the fictional future-drugs.

ATLDirtyBirds
06-18-2009, 09:53 AM
Death is imminent.

vikes_28
06-18-2009, 10:09 AM
My mother seems to think that its either pink eye or conjunctivitus. My eye is really watery. I flushed it with water, and i put some eye drops in it.

tjsunstein
06-18-2009, 10:10 AM
Go to the doctor.

scottyboy
06-18-2009, 10:11 AM
did someone fart in your pillow?

vikes_28
06-18-2009, 10:19 AM
did someone fart in your pillow?

lol. probably not.

Borat
06-18-2009, 10:24 AM
An NFL Draft forum is by far the best source for medical advice :)

bhaarat316
06-18-2009, 10:29 AM
Web MD that ****

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
06-18-2009, 10:44 AM
No doctor is needed. Just ride it out and if you lose an eye you can wear an eye patch. Howard says you can pick up girls easier by wearing one.
http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ilovetowatch/97631_D0165b.jpg

diabsoule
06-18-2009, 10:53 AM
sounds like you have pink eye. go to the local drug store and you buy some over the counter drops to cure it. it will take 3-4 days for it to go away.

Cigaro
06-18-2009, 11:04 AM
You're eye is incurably infected, and it can spread to the rest of your body. Depending on how long you've had it, and your health, it may have already had. Right now, the best prescription would be rush into the kitchen, find a spoon, and carve your eye out. It'll be painful, but don't be a *****, it's better than dying.

vikes_28
06-18-2009, 11:09 AM
I think I'll try that...

CJSchneider
06-18-2009, 11:13 AM
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fischbowl
06-18-2009, 11:13 AM
DKp-GgXqzCE

Martin, you have pink eye too? No, I'm just really high

fischbowl
06-18-2009, 11:16 AM
I second the eye patch. Imagine how much instantly cooler your band will become if the bassist has an eye patch. That's some serious Creed like ****, you'll be touring all the arenas in Nebraska

vikes_28
06-18-2009, 11:20 AM
I second the eye patch. Imagine how much instantly cooler your band will become if the bassist has an eye patch. That's some serious Creed like ****, you'll be touring all the arenas in Nebraska

Lol. And we live in South Dakota. Awesome! Maybe i'll try the eyepatch sometime at one of our shows.

A Perfect Score
06-18-2009, 11:21 AM
Ginger Disease!

vikes_28
06-18-2009, 11:28 AM
Ginger Disease!

**** you!!!!

aNYtitan
06-18-2009, 11:30 AM
My mother seems to think that its either pink eye or conjunctivitus. My eye is really watery. I flushed it with water, and i put some eye drops in it.

It might be, if you wake up the next morning with like a crust on your eye lids that make it a ***** to open them, then yeah you have pink eye. I have the same thing right now, bought some pink eye relief drops and they work like a charm, but I think you need to go to the doctor still. I got the double whammy, the pink eye and either a throat or ear infection, cause it feels like my ear is clogged. S*** sucks

Brent
06-18-2009, 11:37 AM
if tales from the crypt taught me any thing, it's to remove that eye before you start killing people

CJSchneider
06-18-2009, 11:40 AM
In the mean time...

RcH-3d-BZn4

try some of this.

Borat
06-18-2009, 11:49 AM
Red eye is the first sign of Zombiezzzzz!!! Get your shotguns everyone!

vikes_28
06-18-2009, 12:45 PM
i'm going to the doctor in about an hour. lol

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
06-18-2009, 12:47 PM
You should still wear an eye patch and a very colorful shirt and try to pick up girls

Gay Ork Wang
06-18-2009, 02:18 PM
its just the gingeritis spreading to your eyes, so keep cool

vikes_28
06-18-2009, 02:26 PM
I went to the doctor and he said that i have a bacterial infection in my eye. And he said it will be gone in 3-4 days.

nrk
06-18-2009, 02:35 PM
Red eye is the first sign of Zombiezzzzz!!! Get your shotguns everyone!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Southpark_ep107_2.jpg

aNYtitan
06-18-2009, 03:37 PM
I went to the doctor and he said that i have a bacterial infection in my eye. And he said it will be gone in 3-4 days.

Wait did you just go to your normal doctor, or an optometrist for it?

vikes_28
06-18-2009, 03:40 PM
Wait did you just go to your normal doctor, or an optometrist for it?

optometrist

diabsoule
06-18-2009, 04:33 PM
I went to the doctor and he said that i have a bacterial infection in my eye. And he said it will be gone in 3-4 days.

Hmmm.... I was right on the time period it should be gone in. Did he say it was pink eye? If it was then I win.

fischbowl
06-18-2009, 09:55 PM
Lol. And we live in South Dakota. Awesome! Maybe i'll try the eyepatch sometime at one of our shows.

Well aside from the Sioux Falls Convention Center what other big venues are there in South Dakota? The Unitarian Church of Pierre? I hear they serve doughnuts after mass :O

vikes_28
06-19-2009, 11:21 AM
Hmmm.... I was right on the time period it should be gone in. Did he say it was pink eye? If it was then I win.

He didn't say it was pink eye. He just said it was it was bacteria. So you lose! Lol

Well aside from the Sioux Falls Convention Center what other big venues are there in South Dakota? The Unitarian Church of Pierre? I hear they serve doughnuts after mass :O

There are a couple big name coffee houses around here that we play at. And no one can get a gig at the Convention center unless your like...Elton John or something. But otherwise we pretty much play at churches and organized events. But other than that we travel...a lot.