neko4
03-08-2007, 08:20 PM
OAK Jared Zabransky QB Boise St He's the NCAA Cover Boy he must be really good
DET Steve Smith WR USC Lets continue the great line of USC WR's at DET
CLE Isaiah Stanback QB Washington Charlie Frye is washed up, Stanback is new
TB Tom Zbikowski S Notre Dame They finally get a replacement for John Lynch
ARI Jeff Samardzjia WR Notre Dame Receiving core needs improvement because Fitz and Boldin didn’t play as well this year
WAS Palauni Ma Sun G Oregon Dockery left and they wanna waste some more money, plus how cool of a name is Ma Sun
MIN Turk McBride DT Tennessee Fat Pat is too fat, McBride is smaller
HOU Kevin Kolb QB Houston They wont mess up by not picking a hometown QB again
MIA Tyler Palko QB Pittsburgh The next Marino
ATL Reggie Ball WR/QB Georgia Tech They definitly need another QB and another WR, he goes both ways!
SF Scott Chandler TE Iowa Theyre gonna lose Eric Johnson!!
BUF Tyrone Moss HB Miami McGahee is on his way out, get another U player
STL David Ball WR New Hampshire Adding to the white reciever squad
CAR Troy Smith QB Ohio State Heisman! Delhomme and Lefors cant matchup with him
PIT Germaine Race HB Pitt St He went to Pitt… St… Next Bettis
GB John Stocco QB Wisconsin Clearly Rodgers sucks
JAX Alan Branch QB Michigan They need another Leftwich-sized QB
CIN Jordan Palmer QB UTEP Don’t want a Manning situation
TEN Brandon Myles WR West VA No way you can get 2 thugs from the same college
NYG Tiki Barber HB Fox News Why not?
DEN Trent Edwards QB Stanford Next Elway, Cutler sucks anyway
DAL Dallas Baker WR Florida His names Dallas
KC Gijorn Robinson TE Missiouri Western Gonzalez is old, time to move on
NE(SEA) Matt Clark K Auburn Bill Belicheck knows everything, just trust him
NYJ Uche Nwaneri G Pudrue Just another lineman with a funny name
PHI Chris Leak QB Florida Garica left, this team is in shambles
NO Adam Podlesh P/WR/CB Maryland Versatile like Bush, can play multiple positions
NE Brady Quinn QB Notre Dame Tom Brady Quinn
BAL CJ Ah You DE Oklahoma AD's replacement… Ah Chuu!
SD Ramance Taylor HB Texas Rumors circulating that LT will play QB
CHI James Pinkney QB ECU Rex Grossman seems to have a career ending injury, plus his name's Pinkey
IND Craig Dahl S North Dakota St Went to rival school of Vinatieri, so should be funny to see them in a fight
Not as funny as the last joke draft but I gave it a shot
DET Steve Smith WR USC Lets continue the great line of USC WR's at DET
CLE Isaiah Stanback QB Washington Charlie Frye is washed up, Stanback is new
TB Tom Zbikowski S Notre Dame They finally get a replacement for John Lynch
ARI Jeff Samardzjia WR Notre Dame Receiving core needs improvement because Fitz and Boldin didn’t play as well this year
WAS Palauni Ma Sun G Oregon Dockery left and they wanna waste some more money, plus how cool of a name is Ma Sun
MIN Turk McBride DT Tennessee Fat Pat is too fat, McBride is smaller
HOU Kevin Kolb QB Houston They wont mess up by not picking a hometown QB again
MIA Tyler Palko QB Pittsburgh The next Marino
ATL Reggie Ball WR/QB Georgia Tech They definitly need another QB and another WR, he goes both ways!
SF Scott Chandler TE Iowa Theyre gonna lose Eric Johnson!!
BUF Tyrone Moss HB Miami McGahee is on his way out, get another U player
STL David Ball WR New Hampshire Adding to the white reciever squad
CAR Troy Smith QB Ohio State Heisman! Delhomme and Lefors cant matchup with him
PIT Germaine Race HB Pitt St He went to Pitt… St… Next Bettis
GB John Stocco QB Wisconsin Clearly Rodgers sucks
JAX Alan Branch QB Michigan They need another Leftwich-sized QB
CIN Jordan Palmer QB UTEP Don’t want a Manning situation
TEN Brandon Myles WR West VA No way you can get 2 thugs from the same college
NYG Tiki Barber HB Fox News Why not?
DEN Trent Edwards QB Stanford Next Elway, Cutler sucks anyway
DAL Dallas Baker WR Florida His names Dallas
KC Gijorn Robinson TE Missiouri Western Gonzalez is old, time to move on
NE(SEA) Matt Clark K Auburn Bill Belicheck knows everything, just trust him
NYJ Uche Nwaneri G Pudrue Just another lineman with a funny name
PHI Chris Leak QB Florida Garica left, this team is in shambles
NO Adam Podlesh P/WR/CB Maryland Versatile like Bush, can play multiple positions
NE Brady Quinn QB Notre Dame Tom Brady Quinn
BAL CJ Ah You DE Oklahoma AD's replacement… Ah Chuu!
SD Ramance Taylor HB Texas Rumors circulating that LT will play QB
CHI James Pinkney QB ECU Rex Grossman seems to have a career ending injury, plus his name's Pinkey
IND Craig Dahl S North Dakota St Went to rival school of Vinatieri, so should be funny to see them in a fight
Not as funny as the last joke draft but I gave it a shot