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WMD
08-01-2009, 05:04 PM
http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2009/08/at_first_team_meeting_lions_ji.html

The Detroit Lions held their first team meeting of training camp on Saturday morning and it was a long session as head coach Jim Schwartz went over a variety of topics. At the end of the long discussion on rules, regulations, policies, etc., Schwartz wanted to reconnect with the players on a more human level.

According to someone who was in the room, Schwartz said that it had been about six weeks since he had seen the players and he wanted them to know more about their head coach as a person. Schwartz then had a PowerPoint presentation on what he did on his summer vacation, showing pictures of he and his family enjoying their time off.

At the end, Schwartz said, "I thought I had a fun vacation - until I saw this.''

Schwartz then went back to the PowerPoint to show several pictures of one of the Lions rookies. The entire room burst into laughter. You can see those pictures right here (http://deadspin.com/5326619/how-matthew-stafford-is-spending-his-summer-vacation/gallery/).

"Yeah, that was pretty funny,'' said quarterback Matthew Stafford, who knew something was up. "I knew he was going to do it. As soon as he put up the "Schwartz Family Photos'' I knew it was coming.''

http://deadspin.com/5326619/how-matthew-stafford-is-spending-his-summer-vacation/gallery/

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Go Stafford!!

slightlyaraiderfan
08-01-2009, 05:10 PM
nice orange frames, very non-toolish.

cvv84
08-01-2009, 05:12 PM
He just looks funny if you ask me. I'm sure the $72 million helps out with the ladies though.

yourfavestoner
08-01-2009, 05:15 PM
I want those sunglasses!

WMD
08-01-2009, 05:20 PM
I want those sunglasses!
They probably cost around $200,000.

Philliez01
08-01-2009, 05:38 PM
All about getting the ranch dressing in the hidden valley

Shane P. Hallam
08-01-2009, 05:42 PM
Could be worse, he could be wearing a Yankees cap!

Ravens1991
08-01-2009, 07:14 PM
and a lacrosse penny

CashmoneyDrew
08-01-2009, 07:42 PM
Pimping ain't easy but it's necessary. So Matt Stafford's chasing hoes like Tom chases Jerry.

soybean
08-01-2009, 08:44 PM
Is it just me or do the songs:

Sweet Home Alabama

and

All Summer Long

pop into your head when you see these pictures?

kalbears13
08-01-2009, 08:51 PM
Is it just me or do the songs:

Sweet Home Alabama

and

All Summer Long

pop into your head when you see these pictures?

I was thinking more along the lines of...

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

Vikes99ej
08-01-2009, 08:53 PM
Those are some fine-ass chickenheads.

TACKLE
08-01-2009, 08:59 PM
P-L is so jealous.

KCJ58
08-01-2009, 09:04 PM
Stafford is a pimp he told me to **** as many girls as I can, I live by that btw

XxXdragonXxX
08-01-2009, 10:05 PM
They probably cost around $200,000.

Or you could get a pair exactly like them for $5 at Wal Mart.

Brent
08-02-2009, 12:52 AM
he just wants to get his D wet. also, I thought he had a gf? because I know the girl he was dating in HS went to Georgia for a volleyball scholarship.

Thumper
08-02-2009, 01:13 AM
Somebody should inform him about the last time NFL Players had a boat party. ;)

Shane P. Hallam
08-02-2009, 01:46 AM
Somebody should inform him about the last time NFL Players had a boat party. ;)

Last week?

thefalconer
08-02-2009, 01:49 AM
Last week?

i think he's talking about when the boat capsized off the coast of florida and a couple of the players deceased.

CashmoneyDrew
08-02-2009, 01:53 AM
i think he's talking about when the boat capsized off the coast of florida and a couple of the players deceased.

Absolutely not.

Minnesota Vikings love boat.

El Peefs?????
08-02-2009, 02:14 AM
he just wants to get his D wet. also, I thought he had a gf? because I know the girl he was dating in HS went to Georgia for a volleyball scholarship.

No such thing as a gf to someone who just got guaranteed 40 million

OzTitan
08-02-2009, 02:34 AM
I'm not usually one to harp on what a player/coach does during their time off, but I dunno, I guess I would have expected a rookie coach going to a 0-16 team to skip the holiday for year 1.

Thumper
08-02-2009, 02:45 AM
i think he's talking about when the boat capsized off the coast of florida and a couple of the players deceased.

Wrong, I am talking about the love boat.

Calvin & Kevin
08-02-2009, 07:26 AM
I'm not usually one to harp on what a player/coach does during their time off, but I dunno, I guess I would have expected a rookie coach going to a 0-16 team to skip the holiday for year 1.

what does Jim Schwartz have to do with this?



but if you meant to say "rookie QB," then perhaps you've forgotten that between the end of the mini-camp and training camp, they're not even allowed to be in the team facility. That is vacation time. What is Stafford supposed to do, go sit in his room for a month with a towel over his head? Lift weights 12 hours a day?

TimD
08-02-2009, 07:30 AM
he looks like a fun guy to be around haha

Shane P. Hallam
08-02-2009, 07:53 AM
Wrong, I am talking about the love boat.

And I'm saying that isn't the last party on a boat by NFL players that has happened :P

TimD
08-02-2009, 08:25 AM
cough cough benson.

JLaw45
08-02-2009, 08:50 AM
$72 million contracts will do that for you, I guess.
Of course, even the last man on the roster making the league minimum will swim in chicks the same way. Just the perks of being a pro.

Sniper
08-02-2009, 08:54 AM
No such thing as a gf to someone who just got guaranteed 40 million

Well, he might have a girlfriend, but I think even she knows that she's not the only girl that Stafford's *******.

ironman4579
08-02-2009, 10:18 AM
Um, it's fairly obvious that one of those girls is likely his GF, seeing as the same chick is in every picture but one (maybe two). I guarantee that girl in the first pick is his GF.

EDIT:Observation on my part would help. Basically never mind, but I'm still fairly sure one of those girls is his GF (my guess is the one with the big boobs in the purple swimsuit.)

MetSox17
08-02-2009, 11:25 AM
I wouldn't call that girl his girlfriend.. I'd say she's more of a.. I'm ******* you this week but nothing guarantees ill be around for next week.

Staff's a pimp. Partying like the millionaire he is, and not giving a **** about it. Gotta love that.

ironman4579
08-02-2009, 11:45 AM
I wouldn't call that girl his girlfriend.. I'd say she's more of a.. I'm ******* you this week but nothing guarantees ill be around for next week.

Staff's a pimp. Partying like the millionaire he is, and not giving a **** about it. Gotta love that.

As long as she thinks she's his girlfriend, it still counts. Do what you gotta do.................

jsagan77
08-02-2009, 11:48 AM
Matt Stafford is now one of my favorite players. /thread

FuzzyGopher
08-02-2009, 12:30 PM
Damn look at the size of those frames. They are huge.

vidae
08-02-2009, 12:40 PM
Damn look at the size of those frames. They are huge.

I was looking at the size of something and it wasn't the frames.

Sniper
08-02-2009, 01:18 PM
I wouldn't call that girl his girlfriend.. I'd say she's more of a.. I'm ******* you this week but nothing guarantees ill be around for next week.

Staff's a pimp. Partying like the millionaire he is, and not giving a **** about it. Gotta love that.

His stock just skyrocketed in my book.

d34ng3l021
08-02-2009, 01:26 PM
Stafford is the ****.

thefalconer
08-02-2009, 02:46 PM
i think he's talking about when the boat capsized off the coast of florida and a couple of the players deceased.

i apologize for my stupidity.

MetSox17
08-02-2009, 03:41 PM
I was looking at the size of something and it wasn't the frames.

Strong ****?

ChezPower4
08-02-2009, 04:48 PM
he looks like a fun guy to be around haha

Of course he would, look at the girls that he's kicking it with.

OzTitan
08-02-2009, 05:51 PM
what does Jim Schwartz have to do with this?



but if you meant to say "rookie QB," then perhaps you've forgotten that between the end of the mini-camp and training camp, they're not even allowed to be in the team facility. That is vacation time. What is Stafford supposed to do, go sit in his room for a month with a towel over his head? Lift weights 12 hours a day?

No, I meant JS....

"Schwartz then had a PowerPoint presentation on what he did on his summer vacation, showing pictures of he and his family enjoying their time off."

Not a big deal, I just figured a rookie HC going to the Lions wouldn't have time off before even coaching a game.

aNYtitan
08-02-2009, 06:12 PM
Man, what do I have to do to get into his entourage?

themaninblack
08-02-2009, 06:23 PM
This is hilarious. At least he's not holding a keg this time!

The Unseen
08-02-2009, 06:33 PM
A bunch of younger NFL players are probably like this. Matt's just got the pics to prove it. Nice goin buddy.

ironman4579
08-02-2009, 07:15 PM
Man, what do I have to do to get into his entourage?

Be a blonde with big boobs? Just a guess.

Prowler
08-02-2009, 07:32 PM
good choice stafford. stay away from the lohans and simpsons. stick with the disposable homely blondes who do everything.

Todd Bertuzzi
08-02-2009, 07:39 PM
http://www.trojanwire.com/Matt%20Leinart%20girls%20Dirty.jpg
http://www.blitzmagonline.com/images/humor/81542_Matt-Leinart-Beer-Bong-701373.jpg
hmmmm

badgerbacker
08-02-2009, 07:40 PM
Homely? Are you serious? He's got himself some hotties.

ironman4579
08-02-2009, 08:00 PM
good choice stafford. stay away from the lohans and simpsons. stick with the disposable homely blondes who do everything.

Homely? Those girls are pretty hot.............................

WMD
08-02-2009, 08:02 PM
Homely? Those girls are pretty hot.............................
They're hot to the normal everyday man.. but to Prowler they're just homely.

bored of education
08-02-2009, 08:07 PM
He is awesome

7-11
08-03-2009, 01:16 AM
i have those same sunnies, but they only come out on special, drunken occasions when i'm likely to lose my good ones.

Malaka
08-03-2009, 02:06 AM
Although Stafford looks like a major tool, I gotta give him props for those ladies he's pulling... sure the 40 million guaranteed helps... but hey. titties are titties :)

Addict
08-03-2009, 05:12 AM
glad to see the Lions drafted a player #1.

wicket
08-03-2009, 06:15 AM
glad to see the Lions drafted a player #1.

lol hence +rep

Halsey
08-03-2009, 08:09 AM
It's pretty obvious why those girls like Stafford, and it has nothing to do with his looks, personality, etc. It's those badass sunglasses he's wearing.

Prowler
08-03-2009, 12:27 PM
Homely? Those girls are pretty hot.............................

lol i guess i meant 'neighborly or down to earth'.

BigBanger
08-03-2009, 10:00 PM
Dude just bashes.

He's got to be up to 700 women already. Stafford is no joke. Dirty Sanchez can't pull this kind of *****.

Sniper
08-03-2009, 10:02 PM
Dude just bashes.

He's got to be up to 700 women already. Stafford is no joke. Dirty Sanchez can't pull this kind of *****.

700 women was Sanchez's number during his redshirt year.

Malaka
08-03-2009, 10:04 PM
700 women was Sanchez's number during his redshirt year.

QFT. When it comes to smashing... no one can match up with an SC QB... Stafford can't hold Sanchez's jock in this matter.

Sniper
08-03-2009, 10:10 PM
QFT. When it comes to smashing... no one can match up with an SC QB... Stafford can't hold Sanchez's jock in this matter.

Who do you think got more ass in four years between Sanchez and Leinart? I say four because I wanted to make it fair to the contestants, since Leinart had 5 years.

JLaw45
08-04-2009, 05:03 AM
Who do you think got more ass in four years between Sanchez and Leinart? I say four because I wanted to make it fair to the contestants, since Leinart had 5 years.

I'll go with Sanchez. Leinart had a pretty well known girlfriend for a while at SC which might have limited him at least for a little while. I haven't heard any names linked to Sanchez yet, so I have to assume he was single(or had very short term relationships) most of that time.

That, and just looking at the guy. He seems to have more swag than Leinart and most other QB's I've seen lately. I'm not saying Leinart didn't have it, but it seems more obvious on Sanchez to me. At the combine, in practice, doing interviews, wherever, the confidence just shows. And we all know that confidence is the key to snagging chicks.

jballa838
08-04-2009, 11:18 AM
http://www.mypokertube.com/files/photos/53adaf494dc89efL.jpg

nuff said

Gay Ork Wang
08-04-2009, 11:30 AM
http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/popwrap/20090519_popwrap_sanchez/photo02.jpg

he is supposedly dating this chick

JLaw45
08-04-2009, 12:02 PM
http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/popwrap/20090519_popwrap_sanchez/photo02.jpg

he is supposedly dating this chick

She def beats Paris Hilton, that USC Basketball chick and the other girls I've seen Leinart with so far.

Sniper
08-04-2009, 12:14 PM
She def beats Paris Hilton, that USC Basketball chick and the other girls I've seen Leinart with so far.

Yeah, but you've got to figure that Leinart's had, just like Sanchez his fair share of high quality ass. I mean, it is USC.

Brothgar
08-04-2009, 12:24 PM
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tim-tebow-girlfriend.jpg

TEBOW WINS!

Prowler
08-04-2009, 12:43 PM
he's probably only read his bible to her. and were the 700 during sanchez's redshirt year including the nonwilling or just the willing women?

ironman4579
08-04-2009, 08:52 PM
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tim-tebow-girlfriend.jpg

TEBOW WINS!

Tebow wins nothing when he's trying to convert her to the bible and not a threesome.

Brothgar
08-04-2009, 09:00 PM
Tebow wins nothing when he's trying to convert her to the bible and not a threesome.

Please with those sweater mittens she's a threesome on her own.

ironman4579
08-04-2009, 09:05 PM
Please with those sweater mittens she's a threesome on her own.

Having a lady with big boobs means nothing when he's trying to cover them up for church instead of cover them up with chocolate and whipped cream.

Sniper
08-04-2009, 09:07 PM
Having a lady with big boobs means nothing when he's trying to cover them up for church instead of cover them up with baby batter.

It's not sex if he just titty***** her!

ironman4579
08-04-2009, 09:08 PM
It's not sex if he just titty***** her!

If Tebow actually has enough sense to think that way, he goes up a few hundred steps in my book. Unfortunately, I don't think he does. And those massive boobies continue to go to waste.

Brothgar
08-04-2009, 09:11 PM
According to a recent radio interview Stafford claimed to have had a steady girlfriend. I wonder how he explains that boat trip? Stafford also has been linked to this.

http://www.vtennis.co.uk/Images/Tennis/Maria-Sharapova/maria-sharapova-modeling-pictures/maria-sharapova-modeling-pictures.JPG

WMD
08-04-2009, 09:27 PM
According to a recent radio interview Stafford claimed to have had a steady girlfriend. I wonder how he explains that boat trip? Stafford also has been linked to this.

http://www.vtennis.co.uk/Images/Tennis/Maria-Sharapova/maria-sharapova-modeling-pictures/maria-sharapova-modeling-pictures.JPG

He probably just says "$40 Million Guaranteed" every time he walks out the door. She knows what's up.

DoWnThEfiElD
08-04-2009, 10:01 PM
Baller....

gdamac
08-04-2009, 10:23 PM
If you can't do the things in those photos, what's the point of being young, rich and an NFL QB? I mean, when I was his age that's what I did, and I wasn't rich nor was I an NFL QB, let the man have some fun!