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bearsfan_51
08-10-2009, 04:02 PM
I got 'em right now. What say you?

critesy
08-10-2009, 04:08 PM
i'll have to google it.

bearsfan_51
08-10-2009, 04:10 PM
Sorry. I tried to find a wiki article but it was deleated and redirected to food competitions.

Meat sweats is, essentially, when you eat so much meat in one sitting that you begin to sweat considerably. Delerium and/or vomiting and/or heart attack can also ensue in extreme cases.

CJSchneider
08-10-2009, 04:17 PM
The cure btw is an ice-cold beer. Trust me, I've had several bouts with this as I eat crawfish.

bearsfan_51
08-10-2009, 04:18 PM
Yeah I'm drinking a liter of Amstel currently. Too much delicious Spanish ham.

Wootylicous
08-10-2009, 04:22 PM
If I remember correctly Spanish ham is full of sodium! that didn't help I guess :P

TheBuffaloBills
08-10-2009, 04:23 PM
I'm going to have Meat Sweats tonight. It's going to be BurgerFest '09 at my house.

bearsfan_51
08-10-2009, 04:27 PM
If I remember correctly Spanish ham is full of sodium! that didn't help I guess :P
No. And it's 11:30, and it's still hot as ****.

WMD
08-10-2009, 04:30 PM
I figured Meat Sweats was something that happened to my naughty area when it gets hot outside...

no bare feet
08-10-2009, 04:31 PM
After having ribs and steak tips as an appetizer and a filet for dinner that usually gives me the meat sweats.

I get them often since I eat steak or beef almost every meal.

Brent
08-10-2009, 05:00 PM
I was hoping this was going to be about eating meat while wearing sweat pants. Either way, this makes me want to eat a steak.

BeerBaron
08-10-2009, 05:03 PM
I was hoping this was going to be about eating meat while wearing sweat pants. Either way, this makes me want to eat a steak.

I got the biggest craving for like, an unrealistically huge bacon cheeseburger myself.....mmm.....bacon.....

trkaline
08-10-2009, 05:14 PM
I was hoping this was going to be about eating meat while wearing sweat pants. Either way, this makes me want to eat a steak.

I envisioned sweatpants made out of meat...

The Unseen
08-10-2009, 05:29 PM
I figured Meat Sweats was something that happened to my naughty area when it gets hot outside...

me 2!!!

I've never had the pleasure of this experience. I'll have to try it out.

bearsfan_51
08-10-2009, 05:30 PM
I'm really surprised this isn't more well known. I don't eat that much meat and I get meat sweats at least 3-4 times a year.

Try going to an all you can eat rib place. That should do it.

SuperMcGee
08-10-2009, 09:06 PM
I also thought it would involve sweatpants. Oh well. I'm loaded up on Sloppy Joes and boston black beans. Reading about a giant bacon cheeseburger made me feel not so great, but that probably has more to do with my activity level today.

JFLO
08-10-2009, 09:08 PM
I'll be honest, I was pretty scared to open this thread...seeing as how I had no idea what "meat sweats'' were...

El Peefs?????
08-10-2009, 09:27 PM
No meat sweats here. Ive often ate a large deal of meat, typically i just get ridiculously full and fall asleep for a bit.

trkaline
08-10-2009, 09:34 PM
I'll be honest, I was pretty scared to open this thread...seeing as how I had no idea what "meat sweats'' were...

Yeah when you read meat sweats, you can't be certain of what awaits you inside such a thread...now meat curtains...that's an open invitation.

trkaline
08-10-2009, 09:42 PM
No meat sweats here. Ive often ate a large deal of meat, typically i just get ridiculously full and fall asleep for a bit.

Same here...and when I go to a cookout I eat meat like Richard Simmons at Elton Johns birthday party.

awfullyquiet
08-10-2009, 11:13 PM
i read meat sweets.
and then i took a frying pan to my head.

El Peefs?????
08-10-2009, 11:59 PM
i read meat sweets.
and then i took a frying pan to my head.

pics or it never happened

terribletowel39
08-11-2009, 09:48 AM
I had friend that was making play with this girl. They were at a bar. He wound up being able to pull it off and they were going back to his place. On the way, they are about to pass a Whataburger. They both pretty tipsy/drunk have the drunk munchies, so they stop.

After taking it home and devouring all of the whataburger deliciousness, she moans and says, "Damn, I have a bad case of the beef sweats." He wasn't drunk enough to not be disgusted by this statement, so he took her home.

Beef Sweats are nothing to play around with.

CJSchneider
08-11-2009, 10:04 AM
And the moral of this story is "never feed a drunk woman Whataburger before you feed her trouser sausage."

trkaline
08-11-2009, 10:42 AM
I had friend that was making play with this girl. They were at a bar. He wound up being able to pull it off and they were going back to his place. On the way, they are about to pass a Whataburger. They both pretty tipsy/drunk have the drunk munchies, so they stop.

After taking it home and devouring all of the whataburger deliciousness, she moans and says, "Damn, I have a bad case of the beef sweats." He wasn't drunk enough to not be disgusted by this statement, so he took her home.

Beef Sweats are nothing to play around with.

Screw that, that's when its time to take to the shower and feed her more meat.

aNYtitan
08-11-2009, 01:25 PM
And the moral of this story is "never feed a drunk woman Whataburger before you feed her trouser sausage."

Classic line

BeerBaron
10-03-2010, 11:48 PM
Some friends and I concocted this meat sweat inducing creation today:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/027.jpg

Two bacon cheeseburgers under two slices of cheese with two grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, with bacon inside the grilled cheese.

Gets my seal of approval:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/030.jpg

CJSchneider
10-04-2010, 05:20 AM
That looks delicious and deadly all at the same time.

Sniper
10-04-2010, 10:51 AM
How the **** are you still alive?

vikes_28
10-04-2010, 11:30 AM
I get meat sweats when I eat hot wings. And it's even more gross when I sweat out the smell of whatever sauce I ate the most of.

BeerBaron
10-04-2010, 12:00 PM
How the **** are you still alive?

Barely still alive. I didn't eat anything before that, ate that around 5, then nothing for the rest of the night.....so stuffed. We all finished them and then took naps.

But, I'd do it all again...if given enough time to no longer feel sick when I smell burger or bacon....

LizardState
10-04-2010, 12:19 PM
Meat sweats >>>>>>>>>>>> too many hrs on the toilet defecating B/C YOU EAT TOO MUCH FREAKING MEAT, DYATHINK????

Voted Scary b/c I recall Elvis, remember The King died on the john while failure to defecate due to way too many peanut butter, banana & bacon (sometimes the whole pound of bacon) fried sandwiches.

Meat sweats also >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> liquor sweats/beer sweats. Now I can write ya'll chapter & verse on that :--(