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soybean
08-20-2009, 06:04 PM
List yours.

EDIT: no h0mo!!

cvv84
08-20-2009, 06:09 PM
List yours.

Ummm you first... :akward:

soybean
08-20-2009, 06:09 PM
My Ugliest:

5. Peyton Manning
4. Jeff Garcia
3. Vince Young
2. Jon Kitna
1. David Garrard

TACKLE
08-20-2009, 06:10 PM
You forgot to put no h0mo.

CashmoneyDrew
08-20-2009, 06:11 PM
Tom Brady has a nice jaw line.

Gay Ork Wang
08-20-2009, 06:13 PM
My Ugliest:

5. Peyton Manning
4. Jeff Garcia
3. Vince Young
2. Jon Kitna
1. David Garrard
jeff Garcia maybe ugly, but he hits this:

http://imgsrv.1053thefan.com/image/klli1/UserFiles/Image/blogpics/Garcia3.jpg

soybean
08-20-2009, 06:15 PM
can we all agree that david garrard is the ugliest qb in the league though?

DoughBoy
08-20-2009, 06:16 PM
I honestly cant tell you when a guy is good looking or ugly.

Mr.Regular
08-20-2009, 06:19 PM
I honestly cant tell you when a guy is good looking or ugly.
Oh please. Tom Brady is good looking, every guy could tell you that just as easily as they could tell you Jeff Garcia is scary ugly.

M.O.T.H.
08-20-2009, 06:22 PM
Jay Cutler is one ugly dude.

trkaline
08-20-2009, 06:26 PM
Joe Flacco has the sexiest unibrow ever.

soybean
08-20-2009, 06:27 PM
i don't like ben roethisberger's fat face and big ass jaw.

DoughBoy
08-20-2009, 06:38 PM
Oh please. Tom Brady is good looking, every guy could tell you that just as easily as they could tell you Jeff Garcia is scary ugly.

Jeff obviously isnt that ugly(see wife). And sure I know Tom Brady has a golden glow, chisled abs, a sharp jawline that could cut a diamond, perfect dimples, and a tan you can only get from being born a god......but is that what really makes a person beautiful? the answer is NO!!! This is what makes you beautiful.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/bump_ouch/wolfshirt-moon.jpg

Show me a QB with a wolf T-shirt and I show you beauty.

DeepThreat
08-20-2009, 06:39 PM
Derek Anderson is damn ugly. Brady Quinn is the opposite.

Thumper
08-20-2009, 07:00 PM
http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/i/Tom%20Brady%20Original%20Stetson%20Ad2.jpg

The man has his own perfume...

M.O.T.H.
08-20-2009, 07:01 PM
http://foxboropatriots.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/tom_brady_nfl_draft_combine_2000.jpg

This guy?

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
08-20-2009, 07:03 PM
OK I FAIL!!!!! I have been trying to post a picture that says this thread is ***. Can anyone help me understand why it wont work?

CC.SD
08-20-2009, 07:04 PM
Drew Brees is so generous, he would be #1 if he cut that city off his face.

YAYareaRB
08-20-2009, 07:19 PM
SECKS

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/ninerinsider/2008/02/07/15311023klynch4927200893121PM.jpg

trkaline
08-20-2009, 07:21 PM
Jeff obviously isnt that ugly(see wife). And sure I know Tom Brady has a golden glow, chisled abs, a sharp jawline that could cut a diamond, perfect dimples, and a tan you can only get from being born a god......but is that what really makes a person beautiful? the answer is NO!!! This is what makes you beautiful.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/bump_ouch/wolfshirt-moon.jpg

Show me a QB with a wolf T-shirt and I show you beauty.

The fact Garcia has a hotass wife doesn't make him any less repulsive, it just means she has a fetish for ugly gingers.

M.O.T.H.
08-20-2009, 07:23 PM
OK I FAIL!!!!! I have been trying to post a picture that says this thread is ***. Can anyone help me understand why it wont work?

I think it's because, this site filters the word ***.

So the link had the word *** in it and thus you got the ***, instead of the word. Messing up your link.

PACKmanN
08-20-2009, 07:37 PM
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/aaron-rodgers-mustache.jpg

****** SEXY!

CC.SD
08-20-2009, 07:37 PM
I think it's because, this site filters the word ***.

So the link had the word *** in it and thus you got the ***, instead of the word. Messing up your link.

Not for usernames...

D-Unit
08-20-2009, 07:42 PM
Ugly
1. David Garrard







2. Kyle Orton
3. Eli Manning
4. Joe Flacco
5 . Matt Stafford


Dreamy

1. Tom Brady
2. Brady Quinn
3. Carson Palmer
4. Matt Cassell
5. Aaron Rodgers

PACKmanN
08-20-2009, 07:45 PM
Ugly
1. David Garrard







2. Kyle Orton
3. Eli Manning
4. Joe Flacco
5 . Matt Stafford


Dreamy

1. Tom Brady
2. Brady Quinn
3. Carson Palmer
4. Matt Cassell
5. Aaron Rodgers

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/photos_large/2008/07/14/colt_brennan.jpg
Brennan called, and said the booty calls are over.

M.O.T.H.
08-20-2009, 07:49 PM
I dont think Garrard is uber ugly.

Jay Cutler, Curtis Painter, Jon Kitna, Jeff Garcia, Todd Bouman. They're all uglier dudes. haha.

Eli's more goofy looking than ugly, imo. edit...well he's kind of ugly too. lol.

the decider13
08-20-2009, 07:55 PM
What is better looking than this...honestly?

http://www.everyjoe.com/squibkick/files/2007/06/rex_grossman.jpg

SEXY REXY

D-Unit
08-20-2009, 08:04 PM
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/photos_large/2008/07/14/colt_brennan.jpg
Brennan called, and said the booty calls are over.
I only did starting QBs. ;)

xxxxxxxx
08-20-2009, 08:09 PM
stafford, both mannings, kitna, cutler, roethlisbergr, garcia, and garrard are all very ugly dude's.

And yeah Brennan is pretty legit. Brady, Quinn, and Cassell top the other list for me.

NO ****

Michigan
08-20-2009, 08:31 PM
What's so ugly about Gerrard? Am I missing something?

And I think Kurt Warner could warrant a spot on the other list...

abaddon41_80
08-20-2009, 08:37 PM
Ugliest:

1. Matt Hasselbeck
2. David Garrard
3. Chad Pennington
4. Jay Cutler
5. Eli Manning

Best looking

1. Drew Brees
2. Alex Smith
3. Kurt Warner
4. Trent Edwards
5. Peyton Manning

no h0m0

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-20-2009, 08:39 PM
Jay Cutler is one ugly dude.

But he's sexy with his ugliness.

gsorace
08-20-2009, 08:45 PM
I think it's pretty clear who the best looking is.


http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/popwrap/20090519_popwrap_sanchez/photo01.jpg

Sniper
08-20-2009, 08:49 PM
I was waiting for Sanchez's Mission Viejo and wavy locks smile to appear. My night's complete!

TitleTown088
08-20-2009, 08:51 PM
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/aaron-rodgers-mustache.jpg

****** SEXY!

Yeah, he must work out.

trkaline
08-20-2009, 08:53 PM
Ugliest of all time Terri Bradshaw wins hands down.

CashmoneyDrew
08-20-2009, 08:55 PM
I think we can all agree the sexiest QB of all time is CashmoneyDrew of the Doozy Daredevils.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v351/160/29/38423206/n38423206_34866840_5618.jpg

/proof
/thread

bored of education
08-20-2009, 09:00 PM
http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/1204486426.jpg
http://sportsfly.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/casselpats2.jpg
http://www.trojanwire.com/images/matt-cassel-tvp.jpg
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/09/13/1221352753_3631/539w.jpg
http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/d407b5181c_matt_02032009.jpg

http://www.chiefsgab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/matt-cassel-madden.png
http://media.sparkart.net/fivefourclothing/content/photos/1233013086.66354.IMG_2457.jpg

BmoreBlackByrdz
08-20-2009, 09:06 PM
umm... guys, did you all forget Kyle Boller??? He is a stud.

http://a.espncdn.com/i/magazine/new/boller_reid.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DyiA3fdWDeM/R6daRu6V2pI/AAAAAAAAAck/0omfWccK2dY/s320/Kyle+Bolder.png

SeanTaylorRIP
08-20-2009, 09:30 PM
Just a matter of time before the "most jacked players thread" starts rolling around. First 2 pics will be David Boston and Thomas Jones.

bored of education
08-20-2009, 09:30 PM
then sniper will post a broderick bunkley pic

M.O.T.H.
08-20-2009, 09:35 PM
Dont forget Michael Pittman, Vernon Gholston, and Michael Johnson!

And again, Curtis Painter is pretty gross. He's got that Cutler esque scumb bag look.

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/pur/sports/m-footbl/auto_action/1635632.jpeg

Sniper
08-20-2009, 09:35 PM
Brian Orakbeast!

TACKLE
08-20-2009, 09:46 PM
How is this even a question? Sexiest QB for sure.

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/plummerstache.jpg
http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/10/plummerhandball.jpg
http://www.endzonebetting.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jake-plummer.jpg
http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/jake_plummer.jpg
http://www.brianbehrend.com/links/archives/images/plummer-porn.jpg

Go_Eagles77
08-20-2009, 09:58 PM
Sexiest QB in recent memory, Koy Detmer

http://image46.webshots.com/46/2/4/66/388720466lNtqas_ph.jpg

He was rocking the neck beard before Kyle Orton reached puberty.

the decider13
08-20-2009, 10:04 PM
Sexiest QB in recent memory, Koy Detmer

http://image46.webshots.com/46/2/4/66/388720466lNtqas_ph.jpg

He was rocking the neck beard before Kyle Orton reached puberty.

tackle is right though, no one will ever beat Jake when it comes to amazing facial hair. When I saw him at the start of the season I thought he was a yeti.

the_legend_killer
08-20-2009, 10:13 PM
I'm waiting for some of the Kyle Orton drunk pictures to start rolling in.

Splat
08-20-2009, 10:35 PM
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/aaron-rodgers-mustache.jpg


I can't believe 52 players and a coaching staff let him hit the field like that.:)

GB12
08-20-2009, 10:41 PM
I can't believe 52 players and a coaching staff let him hit the field like that.:)
Well that was when he was just a backup. He cleaned up the facial hair once he became a starter.

bored of education
08-20-2009, 10:43 PM
Cassel is SEXY

soybean
08-20-2009, 10:45 PM
How is this even a question? Sexiest QB for sure.


http://www.endzonebetting.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jake-plummer.jpg


http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/H/Hangover_The/the_hangover_movie_image_zach_galifianakis.jpg
"you're a re-TARD"

the decider13
08-20-2009, 10:49 PM
I'm waiting for some of the Kyle Orton drunk pictures to start rolling in.

You mean...THIS

http://mike100915.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ortonmontage.jpg

What a beast.

JLaw45
08-20-2009, 11:03 PM
I can't quite get what everyone thinks is so ugly about David Garrard. Peyton easily looks goofier, and for sheer odd looks Curtis Painter and a couple of other QBs most certainly come to mind more quickly.

Splat
08-20-2009, 11:03 PM
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b87/Splat420/JoeNamathBeaverCrusher.jpg
(http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b87/Splat420/?action=view&current=JoeNamathBeaverCrusher.jpg)

DoughBoy
08-20-2009, 11:04 PM
I've heard more than a few very good looking girls say Jay Cutler was a looker.

No h0m0

soybean
08-20-2009, 11:12 PM
I think vince young is pretty ugly. He's got a pretty ugly fivehead. Looks like Ken Griffey Jr. from the Simpsons.

http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/9589.jpg

http://www.joesportsfan.com/jsfpics/columns3/kengriffeyjrsimpsons.jpg

jballa838
08-20-2009, 11:17 PM
http://cache-foo-10.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/11/2009/07/504x_custom_1248982400661_5815_788295667050_492306 4_49272313_6061718_n_1_.jpg
need i say more?
http://cache-foo-09.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/11/2009/07/504x_custom_1248982390156_staffy.jpg

YAYareaRB
08-20-2009, 11:19 PM
http://www.celebopedia.net/aaron-rodgers/images/aaron-rodgers.jpghttp://www.nfldraftblitz.com/Fantasy/Image10291.jpg

Maybe I'm trippin but these two look alike. No?

GB12
08-20-2009, 11:30 PM
I honestly cant tell you when a guy is good looking or ugly.
Someone's a little insecure.

Complete list with pictures.

Best Looking
1. Tom Brady
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/11/tom-brady-stetson-man.jpg

2. Matt Leinart
http://celebrity.rightpundits.com/wp-content/photos/matt_leinart.jpg

3. Trent Edwards
http://assets.buffalobills.com/uploads/news/6FF0A4A55F0044DD9B64AFD1FE58E73D.jpg

4. Aaron Rodgers
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8742/nflblogs6.jpg

5. Drew Brees
http://www.purdueefcu.com/images/people/Drew-Brees.jpg


Ugliest
1. Jay Cutler
http://splog.nationallampoon.com/files/2009/07/jay-cutler-image-1.jpg

2. Jeff Garcia
http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesStampede/99apr_garcia.jpg

3. Joe Flacco
http://nowhammiessports.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/joe-flacco-ravens-eyebrows_nc.jpg

4. Damon Huard
http://msn.foxsports.com/fe/img/NFL/Headshots/140x170/4180.jpg

5. David Garrard
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/09/16-22/david-garrard.jpg

HM: Jon Kitna, Philip Rivers, Ben Roethlisberger

YAYareaRB
08-20-2009, 11:33 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/nfl.fanhouse.com/media/2008/08/kurt-warner-080908.jpg

the decider13
08-20-2009, 11:34 PM
I forgot about Trent Edwards, always forget about the bills for some reason.

I don't know how any ugliest list can be taken seriously without Jeff Garcia being number 1. I mean, Cutler may be a funky lookin dude, but Garcia is some kind of alien.

YAYareaRB
08-20-2009, 11:36 PM
http://www.ksl.com/emedia/slc/1099/109958/10995820.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b6wwVjYc9nA/RtMsqZXLTKI/AAAAAAAAAB0/3n7zvMEDiRY/s400/t1_beck.jpg

PURE SEKZGAWD!

Splat
08-20-2009, 11:36 PM
I don't know what is worse this thread as a whole the fact that I actually took part in it or that it is on its 3rd page haha.

Brent
08-20-2009, 11:57 PM
http://www.khsd.k12.ca.us/stockdale/DirDavidCarr/Images/likely3.jpg

DoughBoy
08-21-2009, 12:03 AM
Someone's a little insecure.


Insecure? I doubt any of us gather around a fire and talk about who are some of the sexiest male athletes in sports.

BeerBaron
08-21-2009, 12:05 AM
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......wow. Strange ******* thread, lol.

I'm not sure whether to join in or run....

I suppose I'm going to start with "not ***" and then go with the classics:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/Dan_Marino_3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/JoeMontana.jpg

Ugliest:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/john-elway.jpg

Elway looks like a 4th grader chiseled him out of plywood...

YAYareaRB
08-21-2009, 12:07 AM
http://product.images.fansedge.com/33-66/33-66480-F.jpg

http://imgs.sfgate.com/sports/49ers/pictures/2000/06/09/young-83byu.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TLetpxTHilE/RscAnh8BafI/AAAAAAAAApI/zjFNMF9H0Fw/s400/ncf_g_detmer_195.jpg

http://www.mormontimes.com/media/images/inlineGraphics/1247721305.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TLetpxTHilE/RscAnh8BafI/AAAAAAAAApI/zjFNMF9H0Fw/s400/ncf_g_detmer_195.jpg

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/12/12/2008507626.jpg

http://justanotherdumb.com/byu/2003/matt_berry_2003.jpg

http://www.famousmormons.net/johnbeck.jpg

http://nbcsportsmedia3.msnbc.com/j/NBCSports/Sections/Personal/Williams,%20Ed/Photos/BCS%20Busters/BYU4.widec.jpg

http://1280thezone.com/images/uploads/JakeHeaps.jpg

SEKZ

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-21-2009, 12:23 AM
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......wow. Strange ******* thread, lol.

I'm not sure whether to join in or run....

I suppose I'm going to start with "not ***" and then go with the classics:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/Dan_Marino_3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/JoeMontana.jpg

Ugliest:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/john-elway.jpg

Elway looks like a 4th grader chiseled him out of plywood...

Really? Elway? No homer, AND no ****, but really I think he's a good looking man. At least in that picture. Look at those piercing eyes, his rugged blond hair, his defined cheek bones and jawline. He's a studmuffin.

diabsoule
08-21-2009, 12:29 AM
http://www.khsd.k12.ca.us/stockdale/DirDavidCarr/Images/likely3.jpg

I'm I the only one that thinks the chick on the right is very bangable?

YAYareaRB
08-21-2009, 12:34 AM
I'm I the only one that thinks the chick on the right is very bangable?

Yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahnoyeahyeahyeah

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-21-2009, 12:39 AM
I'm I the only one that thinks the chick on the right is very bangable?

Why do you think people thought she'd be famous? She's that Asian pornstar. You know the one.

Little known fact, those two were also voted most likely to hold onto balls. And they completed the triple crown by being most likely to spend considerable time beneath large black men.

soybean
08-21-2009, 12:44 AM
http://www.khsd.k12.ca.us/stockdale/DirDavidCarr/Images/likely3.jpg

yeah he is pretty good looking. too bad he is/was THAT bad.

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l248/ninetimesblue/ladies/carr/05.jpg

Brent
08-21-2009, 12:47 AM
http://phasezero.ca/jake/davidcarr/bd27cd3dd8_carr_09282007.jpg

ladykiller haha

BeerBaron
08-21-2009, 12:50 AM
Really? Elway? No homer, AND no ****, but really I think he's a good looking man. At least in that picture. Look at those piercing eyes, his rugged blond hair, his defined cheek bones and jawline. He's a studmuffin.

Ehhh...he has this neanderthal quality about him. I mean, if that's your thing....more power to ya.....

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-21-2009, 12:51 AM
Ehhh...he has this neanderthal quality about him. I mean, if that's your thing....more power to ya.....

Le's let SWDC's resident female decide!

vikes_28
08-21-2009, 01:21 AM
Lol. Some of the people on this thread make me chuckle. If you're a guy and you are too uncomfortable saying a guy is "good looking" or "ugly, then you are either ***, or 12 years old.

Anyways:

Best Looking:
Tom Brady (My fiance thinks he is the sexiest thing alive)
Joe Nameth (Back in the day)
David Car
Jesse Palmer (some of you may not remember him, but he was on the bachelor)
Adrian Peterson (My fiance also thinks he is very sexy)

Ugliest:
Jay Cutler (Has to be the strangest looking man...)
Gus Frerotte
Aaron Rodgers
Jeff Garcia
Joe Montana

And just for fun:
http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/barsportsIllustrated.jpg

Thumper
08-21-2009, 01:28 AM
While I was looking for a picture of Mark Sanchez I ran into a website that I do not like... It was called *** sports. Not fun... not fun at all! :(

Thumper
08-21-2009, 01:29 AM
http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/200711namathfur.jpg

vikes_28
08-21-2009, 01:35 AM
While I was looking for a picture of Mark Sanchez I ran into a website that I do not like... It was called *** sports. Not fun... not fun at all! :(

Haha. Send a PM to the people in here that are uncomfortable with their sexuality.

I'm thinking that this thread should get moved to the "off topic" forum...

CashmoneyDrew
08-21-2009, 02:13 AM
Not enough love for Tony Romo in this thread.

Caddy
08-21-2009, 03:00 AM
http://www.bucpower.com/luke-mccown.jpg

What a handsome devil

Hines
08-21-2009, 07:32 AM
You guys seem to forget that Big Ben was once a nice looking fella untill his face got bashed into a windshield.

LizardState
08-21-2009, 07:51 AM
Joe Flacco has the sexiest unibrow ever.

Take a close look at Gradkowski.

He looks like a sex criminal mug shot.

drowe
08-21-2009, 09:30 AM
http://www.khsd.k12.ca.us/stockdale/DirDavidCarr/Images/likely3.jpg

hmmm...wonder if david carr ever hit that. i bet he did. i'd hit it...both of 'em.

GB12
08-21-2009, 09:47 AM
Adrian Peterson (My fiance also thinks he is very sexy)

When the hell did Adrian Peterson become a QB?

Saints 4 Lyfe
08-21-2009, 09:48 AM
Drew Brees has the sexiest birthmark ever.

CC.SD
08-21-2009, 10:02 AM
http://www.celebopedia.net/aaron-rodgers/images/aaron-rodgers.jpghttp://www.nfldraftblitz.com/Fantasy/Image10291.jpg

Maybe I'm trippin but these two look alike. No?

San Fran might have had that same problem in 2005 :D

Sniper
08-21-2009, 11:04 AM
When the hell did Adrian Peterson become a QB?

Adrian Peterson can play whatever he damn well pleases.

DoughBoy
08-21-2009, 01:40 PM
Lol. Some of the people on this thread make me chuckle. If you're a guy and you are too uncomfortable saying a guy is "good looking" or "ugly, then you are either ***, or 12 years old.

Okay I just had this conversation with the guys I work with and everyone of them said that they really cant tell if a guy is good looking or ugly unless its a really extreme case like being mently challenged, or a super model. Its not rare to be able to tell if someone is good looking if you are of that sex. Why are you calling guys *** who think this thread is ***? Im sure a *** guy would love to post in this thread. and I honestly cant tell you what is so ugly about David Garrard..he just looks normal to me.

vikes_28
08-21-2009, 02:00 PM
When the hell did Adrian Peterson become a QB?

Ha. Ooops. I posted that really late lastnight. But yes I can agree with Sniper, he can play any position he damn well pleases! :D

YAYareaRB
08-21-2009, 02:24 PM
San Fran might have had that same problem in 2005 :D

Lol Don't you agree that they look eerily similar and could, at least, pass as brothers.

Shere Khan
08-21-2009, 04:16 PM
Best Looking (in no particular order):
1. Trent Edwards
2. Mark Sanchez
3. Tom Brady
4. Brady Quinn
5. Carson Palmer
Honorable Mentions: Matthew Stafford, David Garrard (don't know WTF some of you are thinking about), Alex Smith, Mike Vick

Ugliest (in no order)
1. Matt Hasselbeck
2. Jeff Garcia
3. Joe Flacco
4. Matt Schaub
5. The Mannings

SeanTaylorRIP
08-21-2009, 04:23 PM
How he managed to bang that I have no idea:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-tVns8qr0Uw/SZBEln1OuCI/AAAAAAAAFKM/uBmEljljFzw/s400/thepeetes-grammyparty.jpg

Could Rodney Peete be David Garrard's father?

Shere Khan
08-21-2009, 04:32 PM
How he managed to bang that I have no idea:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-tVns8qr0Uw/SZBEln1OuCI/AAAAAAAAFKM/uBmEljljFzw/s400/thepeetes-grammyparty.jpg

Could Rodney Peete be David Garrard's father?

Bang that? You mean wife her, right?

Job
08-21-2009, 07:15 PM
You guys seem to forget that Big Ben was once a nice looking fella untill his face got bashed into a windshield.

How the mighty have fallen. Now he has to rape ugly chicks at the nearest hotel.

wogitalia
08-24-2009, 12:27 AM
I have no ability to judge males, everytime I ask my housemate whether she thinks someone is hot she will answer the opposite, in fact I have found that girls in general have a far harder time than guys in judging, as in you can ask 5 girls or guys whether Jessica Alba is hot and get the same answer, thats a yes but if you asked the same question on someone like Aaron Rodgers for example and you get 5 different answers.

For example, I have seen David Garrard mentioned several times in this thread but I look at him and see an average looking guy.

I'll give it a go anyway though...

Hot.
1. Tom Brady
2. Mark Sanchez
3. Matt Leinart
4. Brady Quinn
5. Colt Brennan

Not
1. Jeff Garcia
2. Vince Young
3. Jay Cutler
4. Shaun Hill
5. Chad Pennington

Probably some scrubs here and there that would push more established guys off, but as far as starters/well known guys go that would be my list.

soybean
08-24-2009, 12:29 AM
this guy use to be good looking. too bad he is no longer relevant.

http://www.outsports.com/pageimages/uploadedImages/joeyharrington.jpg

Hines
08-24-2009, 01:16 AM
How the mighty have fallen. Now he has to rape ugly chicks at the nearest hotel.

He still sees dizzy after getting his head smashed from the car and because his offensive line don't protect him.

Michigan
08-24-2009, 01:28 AM
Bang that? You mean wife her, right?

Isn't Garrard's wife white? Mary Garrard?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zImu5bbtRNE/R4qhpWh8O9I/AAAAAAAAAHI/6giSmzbcQJM/s400/david-garrards-wife-mary.jpg

CashmoneyDrew
08-24-2009, 01:31 AM
Isn't Garrard's wife white? Mary Garrard?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zImu5bbtRNE/R4qhpWh8O9I/AAAAAAAAAHI/6giSmzbcQJM/s400/david-garrards-wife-mary.jpg

He's talking about Rodney Peete. Not David Garrard.

AntoinCD
08-24-2009, 05:07 AM
This guy is just sex on legs

http://thescore.ibj.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/sorgimaytag.jpg

General Zod
08-24-2009, 08:55 AM
I think it's pretty clear who the best looking is.


http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/popwrap/20090519_popwrap_sanchez/photo01.jpg

Never Hassle the Hoff!

General Zod
08-24-2009, 08:58 AM
How the mighty have fallen. Now he has to rape ugly chicks at the nearest hotel.


This comment fails.

Matthew Jones
08-24-2009, 12:02 PM
Just thinking about starters:

Best:

1. Tom Brady
2. Trent Edwards
3. Tony Romo
4. Brett Favre
5. Brady Quinn

Worst:

1. Joe Flacco
2. Peyton Manning
3. JaMarcus Russell
4. Jay Cutler
5. Eli Manning

abaddon41_80
08-24-2009, 02:08 PM
Anyone who thinks Peyton Manning is ugly has seen him shirtless. Dude has a great body.

Super no h0m0

CC.SD
09-01-2009, 06:36 PM
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203706604574378733451557884.html

Top 10 cutest QBs from the wall street mothacluckin journal. I knew Rivers was pretty!

You are *** if you click that link btw

Miaoww
09-01-2009, 06:53 PM
Wow, how the mighty have fallen. The Wall St Journal REALLY ran that piece of crap?

Todd Bertuzzi
09-01-2009, 06:55 PM
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203706604574378733451557884.html

Top 10 cutest QBs from the wall street mothacluckin journal. I knew Rivers was pretty!

You are *** if you click that link btw

Lol they rank them by how symmetrical their faces are.

M.O.T.H.
09-01-2009, 07:14 PM
I heard about that today and laughed. Matt Ryan isnt ugly but I wouldnt say he's a good looking guy either. haha.

The list is really scary with Hasselbeck, Collins, and Hill on there anyway. Fail.

Malaka
09-01-2009, 07:18 PM
Kerry Collins? Lmao, I think Ryan is ugly too hahahaha.

Hot
1. Mark Sanchez
2. Tom Brady
3. David Carr
4. Colt Brennan
5. Trent Edwards

Not
1. Jeff Garcia
2. Jay Cutler
3. Kyle Orton
4. Joe Flacco
5. Vince Young

n0 h0m0

needled24_7
09-01-2009, 07:28 PM
gayest thread i've ever seen hahahahha

FUNBUNCHER
09-01-2009, 08:24 PM
Lol. Some of the people on this thread make me chuckle. If you're a guy and you are too uncomfortable saying a guy is "good looking" or "ugly, then you are either ***, or 12 years old.



Hey man, however you roll, is how you roll. But there's a reason why you don't see feature pieces on ESPN about the prettiest QBs in the league.

I can honestly say that I've never seen a discussion about which QBs are the best/worst looking in the NFL until this one.

Among girls, yes. Guys? No.

What's next, whose game pants fit the tightest?

Who gives the best butt-pat after a play?

Which QB has the best abs?

Who looks hotter in the shower??

Whose jock strap has the roundest bulge???



It's one thing to say a guy is handsome, it's completely different side of the street when you're ranking the hottest QBs in the league.

Also, I know a few "guys" too who wouldn't know a long-snap from a post route, but think Brady and Quinn are man-a-licious.

This is to inform you that your man card has been revoked, sir.

Carry on, metrosexuals.
LOLOL

Brown Leader
09-01-2009, 10:43 PM
LMAO!!Garcia never gets respect.
2. Jeff Garcia
http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesStampede/99apr_garcia.jpg

But gotta go with Clark Kent..

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l248/ninetimesblue/ladies/carr/05.jpg

and could be Steeler hating...I am Steeler hating, but he's the flipside #1

http://dorothyonthehill.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/p1_ben_pensive1.jpg

Jimmy
09-02-2009, 08:21 AM
http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/2007/02/orton.jpg


http://pyleoflist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/lorenzen_scary_full_length_shot.jpg

http://www.whodeyfans.com/uploaded_images/Rowe-751792.jpg
Jeff Rowe
I win.

DeCrunkMAn
09-07-2009, 06:04 PM
gayest thread of the year award

DoughBoy
09-07-2009, 07:02 PM
http://pyleoflist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/lorenzen_scary_full_length_shot.jpg


I win.

WTF are you talking about? "He Ate Me" is the sex.