The "Would You Hit It?" Thread

[WMD]

How big are their dicks?
They don't get in the way.

[awfullyquiet]

Exactly. These threads are now full of "how much would you pay to hit it", not " would you hit it" . Most of the members on this board will never get a peice of ass that's as good looking as some of these girls. ( not referring to those specific girls you just quoted).

Make them tougher fellas.

agreed. i just like watching the levels people go to.

Tegan and Sara?

y'know, they're lesbians. and probably think you're gross for good reason. although they are very cute. dabears i think you did them injustice with that picture though.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/29/Tegan_071129111019735_wideweb__300x375.jpg

[CJSchneider]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/YOSOL/Fatuglymyspacechicks.png


After plenty of liquor, I probably would. I'm just being honest.

[SuperKevin]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/YOSOL/Fatuglymyspacechicks.png


After plenty of liquor, I probably would. I'm just being honest.

There are some things that are best left unsaid. That was one of those things

[WMD]

I'll pass on that one.

[WMD]

http://www.thenibble.com/REVIEWS/MAIN/cheese/butter/images/1_001.jpg

Martha Stewart.

I think I would.

[Borat]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/YOSOL/Fatuglymyspacechicks.png


After plenty of liquor, I probably would. I'm just being honest.

I don't know. I think your beer-goggles would need beer-goggles.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

http://www.thenibble.com/REVIEWS/MAIN/cheese/butter/images/1_001.jpg

Martha Stewart.

I think I would.

Witout question. Why not?

Cmon, nothing higher than 5s from now on please.

[bhaarat316]

http://image.mustang50magazine.com/f/9297415/m5lp_0710_02_z+1995_v6_mustang+babe_questionable.j pg

would u

[WMD]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/rosie-o-donnell.jpg

[bored of education]

who would hit this

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[fischbowl]

who would hit this

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It's already been done!

[bored of education]

duhh lover :)

[aNYtitan]

I see bromance also occurs on this forum huh?

[bored of education]

if by bromance you mean some hardcore ass ******* then yes

[wogitalia]

Well... between CJ, boe and fisch, this thread is taking a decided turn for the worse...

[Brent]

I don't know. I think your beer-goggles would need beer-goggles.
I call it 'tequila brain'. After you drink X amount, you're likely to do something crazier than your drunk self usually ever would. I say that because when I get drunk of tequila, I tend to be really crazy.

[CJSchneider]

I just know, or have been told and do believe, that I have done some ill **** while intoxicated.

[broth223]

I think we've established one thing that there are no real boarder line chicks. Either every guy would or wouldn't except for CJS who will **** anything.

[fischbowl]

Well... between CJ, boe and fisch, this thread is taking a decided turn for the worse...

If anything, we enhanced it

[Saints 4 Lyfe]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/YOSOL/Fatuglymyspacechicks.png


After plenty of liquor, I probably would. I'm just being honest.
you're braver than i am.

[Saints 4 Lyfe]

http://image.mustang50magazine.com/f/9297415/m5lp_0710_02_z+1995_v6_mustang+babe_questionable.j pg

would u

i wouldnt think twice.

[MetSox17]

Here's a question for you all, see how everyone thinks.

Would you rather **** a pretty faced chubby chick, or a butt ugly skinny chick?

Personally, i'd take the pretty face.

[WMD]

Ugh. that "ugly myspace chick" picture is disturbing me. There's so many things wrong about it.

[Brent]

Here's a question for you all, see how everyone thinks.

Would you rather **** a pretty faced chubby chick, or a butt ugly skinny chick?

Personally, i'd take the pretty face.
how nice of a body on the skinny chick? and how chubby are we talking?

[WMD]

Here's a question for you all, see how everyone thinks.

Would you rather **** a pretty faced chubby chick, or a butt ugly skinny chick?

Personally, i'd take the pretty face.
Pretty face all day everyday.

[MetSox17]

how nice of a body on the skinny chick? and how chubby are we talking?

Nice enough to where you would consider it, but not good enough to make this an easy choice.

Same goes for the tubby.

[Brent]

Nice enough to where you would consider it, but not good enough to make this an easy choice.
probably the skinny one, so my friends can't pull the "you ****** a fatty" stuff haha

[CJSchneider]

Here's a question for you all, see how everyone thinks.

Would you rather **** a pretty faced chubby chick, or a butt ugly skinny chick?

Personally, i'd take the pretty face.

I can only pick one?

I guess in that case, the pretty faced, chubby girl. I need some cushion for pushin'.

[broth223]

how nice of a body on the skinny chick? and how chubby are we talking?

More importantly how awesome are the tits?

[CJSchneider]

Fat chick have great tits. It's like God's way of saying "My bad, let me make it up to you."

[DoughBoy]

Two BIG question marks.....

Bridget Nielsen
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/brigitte0984109384.jpg

Chyna
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2008/12/28/wenn1978458.jpg

[wogitalia]

how nice of a body on the skinny chick? and how chubby are we talking?

That was exactly what I thought when I saw the question...

For me probably the skinny chick, depends basically how good the face and how chubby. Basically I don't do fat chicks so I would probably go the ugly face with a good body first but a really nice face could possibly make up for it.

If she is fat as opposed to chubby though... well I'm not working for Greenpeace so I'm not going to save any whales.

[MetSox17]

How can you all make-out with an ugly chick?!

[broth223]

Fat chick have great tits. It's like God's way of saying "My bad, let me make it up to you."

Face + Tits = win.

[Hollywood]

Chubby Chick with pretty face:

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Plus+Size+Model+Search+Grand+Final+Takes+Place+f6l jk4VnyuLl.jpg

Ugly skinny girl, nice body:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1990/queenbutterfaceer0.jpg


Me...I'm taking the skinny girl.

[MetSox17]

That's too nice a body on the ugly chick, making this an unfair competition.

[WMD]

NO TO CHYNA. k

[wogitalia]

That's too nice a body on the ugly chick, making this an unfair competition.

Yeah but her head is just horrendous. In that one you would almost have to take pretty face. The dress and photo make it hard to tell whether she is just a "big" girl or if she is actually chubby. Neither is an attractive trait, but a flat stomach is like the best thing a girl can have after her head so big is better than chubby for me.

I also can't do bad skin, it makes me feel kind of sick. Chubby and bad skin are the two things that I'm pretty certain I have never done. 3rd would be too much makeup, because a) it looks bad and b) it's often due to bad skin...

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/alexis-dziena-fools-gold-world-premiere-1gwldV.jpg

Ashley from Entourage. Had this debate with my housemates, something about her is just so appealing to me but one housemate says no, one says only if he was drunk and the 3rd isnt sure. I say yes, but as I said, something about her makes me want to run a train on her... but even then I don't know if she is actually hot or not...

[MetSox17]

Your housemate is a lying piece of ****. The only reason people rag on Ashley is because Sloan is amazingly hot, and she's a little below average by Entourage standards. She's still way hotter than most of the girls the majority of guys could ever get without paying.

[wogitalia]

Your housemate is a lying piece of ****. The only reason people rag on Ashley is because Sloan is amazingly hot, and she's a little below average by Entourage standards. She's still way hotter than most of the girls the majority of guys could ever get without paying.

That would describe him very accurately ;). That said, he is one of those guys with a "type" and in 2 years living together I have never actually seen him with anyone who didn't fit it, that said, if her hair was blonde she would be his type so really makes no sense. The other that says drunk I dare say is mostly just Sloaned, in that he thinks she is so ridiculous that he just hates Ashley for taking up time.

[TitleTown088]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L52qeI-j4jM/SFMgSGE5zeI/AAAAAAAAAEY/hSKkg17dALY/s400/surfer-hamilton.jpg

[MetSox17]

If Tony Soprano can do a chick with only one leg, i could do one without an arm.

[Hollywood]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L52qeI-j4jM/SFMgSGE5zeI/AAAAAAAAAEY/hSKkg17dALY/s400/surfer-hamilton.jpg

HA! Good one. See you understand the true spirit of the game and my answer would have to be, unfortunately...no. I couldn't do it.

[wogitalia]

Would leg or arm be worse?

I think arm, it just looks weird, leg would open all kinds of positions up, thats kind of cool.

[MetSox17]

Would leg or arm be worse?

I think arm, it just looks weird, leg would open all kinds of positions up, thats kind of cool.

Lol seriously? I could not do a chick with only one leg. what if you're trying to spread her leg open? Do you end up pushing her to one side? Doggy would be weird. Her being on top would be DAMN weird. I could deal with one arm missing. I don't think i could with a leg.

[Saints 4 Lyfe]

Yeah but her head is just horrendous. In that one you would almost have to take pretty face. The dress and photo make it hard to tell whether she is just a "big" girl or if she is actually chubby. Neither is an attractive trait, but a flat stomach is like the best thing a girl can have after her head so big is better than chubby for me.

I also can't do bad skin, it makes me feel kind of sick. Chubby and bad skin are the two things that I'm pretty certain I have never done. 3rd would be too much makeup, because a) it looks bad and b) it's often due to bad skin...

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/alexis-dziena-fools-gold-world-premiere-1gwldV.jpg

Ashley from Entourage. Had this debate with my housemates, something about her is just so appealing to me but one housemate says no, one says only if he was drunk and the 3rd isnt sure. I say yes, but as I said, something about her makes me want to run a train on her... but even then I don't know if she is actually hot or not...

i'd beat it, beat it, and beat it again.

[Bosanac01]

skinny chicks with big boobs ftw. I always loved that.

[CJSchneider]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L52qeI-j4jM/SFMgSGE5zeI/AAAAAAAAAEY/hSKkg17dALY/s400/surfer-hamilton.jpg

Sadly, I noticed the spot on her leg before I saw she had no left arm.








But, yeah, I'd still hit it.

[TitleTown088]

skinny chicks with big boobs ftw. I always loved that.

I think all men are programed to like that. Its awesome.





CJ has no remorse. haha.

[Brent]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L52qeI-j4jM/SFMgSGE5zeI/AAAAAAAAAEY/hSKkg17dALY/s400/surfer-hamilton.jpg
Yes, and I wouldn't think twice about it. She's pretty cute and she surfs. That's a win for me.

How can you all make-out with an ugly chick?!
who says I have to kiss her?

[MetSox17]

who says I have to kiss her?

I get that, but honestly, how many girls have you slept with that you did not kiss at least once?

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L52qeI-j4jM/SFMgSGE5zeI/AAAAAAAAAEY/hSKkg17dALY/s400/surfer-hamilton.jpg

This ones pretty damn good. Id say...hellz yeah.

But oh ****! Come that I think of it, I saw a really cute girl at a party last year and I couldnt get over the stub where her left hand used to be. (It was winter time, and she was only wearing one glove, can you blame me?)

Maybe Id do this girl as an apology to the first one for staring.

[dabears10]

y'know, they're lesbians. and probably think you're gross for good reason. although they are very cute. dabears i think you did them injustice with that picture though.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/29/Tegan_071129111019735_wideweb__300x375.jpg

Yes I know they are lesbians. The point of this thread is will they hit you, rather would you hit it. Mostly the reason I gave a non-flattering picture as well.

[dabears10]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L52qeI-j4jM/SFMgSGE5zeI/AAAAAAAAAEY/hSKkg17dALY/s400/surfer-hamilton.jpg

Person without a limb is on my list.

[fischbowl]

Is that a beauty mark on her right leg? Jesus, it's huge!

[Brent]

I get that, but honestly, how many girls have you slept with that you did not kiss at least once?
One, and it is a hilarious tale.

[MetSox17]

One, and it is a hilarious tale.

Since it was brought up, by rule you have to tell.

[Brent]

Since it was brought up, by rule you have to tell.
I was really drunk, and just said to her: "I don't want to kiss you, I just got out of a bad relationship and would like to keep this casual." Which was complete BS, I guess I just wanted to see if I could get away with it since this chick was a 6.5, 7 at best. She was drunk and was like, "okay. I'm sorry." something like that I hardly remember.

[WMD]

I was really drunk, and just said to her: "I don't want to kiss you, I just got out of a bad relationship and would like to keep this casual." Which was complete BS, I guess I just wanted to see if I could get away with it since this chick was a 6.5, 7 at best. She was drunk and was like, "okay. I'm sorry." something like that I hardly remember.
That was me, you jerk!

[YAYareaRB]

Two BIG question marks.....

Bridget Nielsen
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/brigitte0984109384.jpg

Chyna
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2008/12/28/wenn1978458.jpg

Love Caves FTW!

[JFLO]

Chubby Chick with pretty face:

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Plus+Size+Model+Search+Grand+Final+Takes+Place+f6l jk4VnyuLl.jpg

Ugly skinny girl, nice body:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1990/queenbutterfaceer0.jpg


Me...I'm taking the skinny girl.

I like a little meat on my bone....not too much though or else you risk salmonella.

[JFLO]

Love Caves FTW!

I would rather shoot myself in the foot than hit either one of bears...

[YAYareaRB]

Chubby Chick with pretty face:

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Plus+Size+Model+Search+Grand+Final+Takes+Place+f6l jk4VnyuLl.jpg

Ugly skinny girl, nice body:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1990/queenbutterfaceer0.jpg


Me...I'm taking the skinny girl.

I'd **** both of these bitches.

[Job]

I just can't get over that ugly of a face. I like chubby though.

[awfullyquiet]

better question: is girl 2 wearing a bumpit.

[YAYareaRB]

better question: is girl 2 wearing a bumpit.

I'm gonna be pissed if she is.

[stephenson86]

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3930/joanielaurervr4.jpg

how about chyna then???? lol

[Job]

I'd be afraid she'd kill me.

[Borat]

I'd be afraid she'd kill me.

That would only happen if you let her talk.

[YAYareaRB]

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3930/joanielaurervr4.jpg

how about chyna then???? lol

I would tear it up hahha or at least try to

[Shiver]

I have a great one:

http://www.maddowfans.com/trms/announcements/images/image003.jpg

Rachel Maddow

[bhaarat316]

I have a great one:

http://www.maddowfans.com/trms/announcements/images/image003.jpg

Rachel Maddow

thats a dude.

[Shiver]

haha, nope that's a chick=. I picked the most unflattering pic though.

http://butterflypages.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/rachel-maddow-08-widec.jpg

[CashmoneyDrew]

I have a great one:

http://www.maddowfans.com/trms/announcements/images/image003.jpg


I would never have sex with Tim Tebow.

[MetSox17]

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3930/joanielaurervr4.jpg

how about chyna then???? lol

I would.

I wouldn't let her be on top though. She looks like she could blow you off pretty well.

[WMD]

I wouldn't ever touch Chyna. She has a ***** for a clit.

[TitleTown088]

y'know, they're lesbians. and probably think you're gross for good reason. although they are very cute. dabears i think you did them injustice with that picture though.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/29/Tegan_071129111019735_wideweb__300x375.jpg

Cute? Those girls are busted.

[Splat]

http://i25.tinypic.com/15xk7ki.jpg

[broth223]

http://k43.pbase.com/o4/21/14321/1/60911795.BillKaulitz.TokioHotel.jpg

So would you???

[WMD]

http://i25.tinypic.com/15xk7ki.jpg
Yes. Every day for the rest of my life please.

[raiderz4life]

http://k43.pbase.com/o4/21/14321/1/60911795.BillKaulitz.TokioHotel.jpg

So would you???

No dude....just no. Not even the bag would help me with this one

[Bosanac01]

if she wants me to **** her, she has to smile. That face is not gonna cut it.

[thetedginnshow]

You guys know that's a guy, right?

[WMD]

You guys know that's a guy, right?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/anubis5748/1.jpg

[Job]

I would...

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/anubis5748/1.jpg

hahahahaha Im holding back to not wake anyone up! Thats too funny!

And Id **** Chyna. Idc.

[CJSchneider]

I'd hit Chyna too, but she'd have to promise not to "bow up" on me.

[awfullyquiet]

Via Mobile:

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/119.jpg

Is she asking for it. And if so. Would you?

[Nalej]

No chance in hell. I'd have to end up a millionaire afterwards

[OSUGiants17]

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/magazine/2009/01/tina-fey-0901-01.jpg
Tina Fey? I say yes

[Nalej]

Of course. I wouldn't even hesitate

[OSUGiants17]

^ Some people find here ugly and too old

[vidae]

Oh god, Tina Fey does not belong in this thread at all. She is gorgeous.

[kalbears13]

You could have at least given us a bad picture...

[Shiver]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090722/Dating-Shows/More-to-Love_l.jpg

The cast of More to Love.

[Hollywood]

You could have at least given us a bad picture...

Some people just don't understand and respect the game. Sigh.

Here you go: Isis King -

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/img/5519/Alicia/1876l.jpg

[TitanHope]

http://k43.pbase.com/o4/21/14321/1/60911795.BillKaulitz.TokioHotel.jpg

So would you???

I thought that was the dude from TokyoHotel...

I dressed up as emo for Halloween. I look like chick with with eye liner on too.

Not up to that guy's standards though. Damn, that's just...unnatural.

[the decider13]

You guys know that's a guy, right?

You ruined it, it probably could have gone a couple more posts before anyone noticed.

[CJSchneider]

No chance in hell. I'd have to end up a millionaire afterwards

And I thought my standards were low.

[CJSchneider]

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/magazine/2009/01/tina-fey-0901-01.jpg
Tina Fey? I say yes

In a heartbeat.

[CJSchneider]

http://iamchiq.fooyoh.com/iamchiq_living_lifestyle/files/attach/images/591/783/635/003/sarah-palin.jpg


God Bless America, I would hit it.

[kalbears13]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X1FxAMOHJmY/R9XK3lDohFI/AAAAAAAAAL4/tRoeSDppyic/s400/lewinsky.jpg

[CJSchneider]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X1FxAMOHJmY/R9XK3lDohFI/AAAAAAAAAL4/tRoeSDppyic/s400/lewinsky.jpg

I'd make that pearl necklace she is wearing a double strand.
Skeet - skeet - skeet.

[Bosanac01]

you're a horny old man, you that cj.

[kalbears13]

Lois Einhorn

http://www.freewebs.com/lois-einhorn/einhorncover.jpg

[CashmoneyDrew]

http://iamchiq.fooyoh.com/iamchiq_living_lifestyle/files/attach/images/591/783/635/003/sarah-palin.jpg


God Bless America, I would hit it.

Is this a non-photoshopped picture?

[Bosanac01]

oh it's photoshopped alright. The head is just too big.

[Saints 4 Lyfe]

oh it's photoshopped alright. The head is just too big.

i want to imagine she has a better body too.

fwiw is Tina Fey even legit? i know i'd smash it.

[CJSchneider]

Lois Einhorn

http://www.freewebs.com/lois-einhorn/einhorncover.jpg

PSPtSEIlp8A

Einhorn is a MAN!!!!!!

[fischbowl]

http://static.episode39.it/artist/13894.jpg

Liz Cackowski, SNL Writer, WYHI!

[Shane P. Hallam]

Yes, I would definitely.

[tjsunstein]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/forgetting_sarah_marshall/_group_photos/liz_cackowski22.jpg

I would, too. She seems like kind of a weird girl, though.

[Caddy]

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/magazine/2009/01/tina-fey-0901-01.jpg
Tina Fey? I say yes

Hellz yeah. She isn't a bad looker for an older gal, plus she is one of the only female comedians I actually find funny.

[aNYtitan]

How old is Tina Fey anyways?

[Caddy]

How old is Tina Fey anyways?

Almost 40 I think.

[aNYtitan]

Almost 40 I think.

Wow she is a great looker, not like Sandra Bullock who I think is like 44 and looked incredible in The Proposal

[Brent]

Almost 40 I think.
this is correct, she is currently 39, according to teh interwebz.

[CJSchneider]

I would do very dirty things to Tina Fey





















and she'd love it.

[awfullyquiet]

tina fey is 10 years older than me. and she's referred to as an 'older gal'...

oh boy.

[Caddy]

tina fey is 10 years older than me. and she's referred to as an 'older gal'...

oh boy.

It's all relative. When I'm pretty much half her age she is definitely an 'older gal'.

[SuperKevin]

tina fey is 10 years older than me. and she's referred to as an 'older gal'...

oh boy.

You're an older gal

[CJSchneider]

For what it's worth when I was 19 I was dating a 33 year old woman. There is nothing wrong with the proverbial "older gal". In fact I recommend it.

[awfullyquiet]

For what it's worth when I was 19 I was dating a 33 year old woman. There is nothing wrong with the proverbial "older gal". In fact I recommend it.

the only problem with young guys is that...

[aNYtitan]

the only problem with young guys is that...

I'm on the edge of my seat for the completion of this sentence!

[SuperKevin]

I'm on the edge of my seat for the completion of this sentence!

She's so old that Alzheimers kicked in and rather than finish that sentence she went to go feed the ducks

[aNYtitan]

She's so old that Alzheimers kicked in and rather than finish that sentence she went to go feed the ducks

If 30 is old, what does that make 21? Like this is the peak and then there is nothing but down hill from here?

[dabears10]

If 30 is old, what does that make 21? Like this is the peak and then there is nothing but down hill from here?

I've never felt older than my 22nd birthday. I do not want to imagine my 23rd.

[7-11]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00449/Linda_Hogan_449983a.jpg

LINDA

would you?

She makes me physically ill every time i see her, honest to god one of the grossest things going around.

[CJSchneider]

She's so old that Alzheimers kicked in and rather than finish that sentence she went to go feed the ducks

http://soundideas.blogs.com/jasonblog/images/duck.jpg

We old people love ducks.

[fischbowl]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/forgetting_sarah_marshall/_group_photos/jack_mcbrayer12.jpg

Maria Thayer of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Strangers with Candy fame?

I'd totally smack that but I like redheads

[Nalej]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/forgetting_sarah_marshall/_group_photos/jack_mcbrayer12.jpg

Maria Thayer of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Strangers with Candy fame?

I'd totally smack that but I like redheads


If she's the horny nympho freak she was in FSM then hell yea

[Nalej]

http://healthyhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/khloe-kardashian-drops-pounds.jpg
http://deidrepannu.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/khloe-kardashian.jpg

Kim's sister Khloe

[M.O.T.H.]

nooooooooooooooooooooooo^

[SuperKevin]

Hell no to Khloe. She's to thick and masculine for me. Her most recent relationships have been Rashad McCants and Lamar Odom and at the risk of sounding like a racist, a lot of black people aren't exactly looking for quality over quantity if you get my drift.

[broth223]

I would bang every chick on this page as well.

Including the duck.

[kalbears13]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/forgetting_sarah_marshall/_group_photos/jack_mcbrayer12.jpg

Maria Thayer of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Strangers with Candy fame?

I'd totally smack that but I like redheads

Do the curtains match the pubes?

[NIN1984]

the mom from the at&t rollover minutes commercial


http://www.cinemarx.ro/poze/postere/actori/gen/Geneva-Carr-162334-559.jpg

[tjsunstein]

Sure, why not.

[fischbowl]

the mom from the at&t rollover minutes commercial


http://www.cinemarx.ro/poze/postere/actori/gen/Geneva-Carr-162334-559.jpg

**** yah, i'd tear it apart

[Borat]

I'd nail her on a pile of rollover minutes.

[stephenson86]

http://fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/0228_peta_protest_getty_21.jpg

WYH the pig???

[MetSox17]

I hope she's pregnant.

[Stash]

Lol, that looks so weird. Most of her body looks fairly normal sized but then she has that huge gut.

[wicket]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/forgetting_sarah_marshall/_group_photos/jack_mcbrayer12.jpg

Maria Thayer of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Strangers with Candy fame?

I'd totally smack that but I like redheads

I'm in, lets hope it is just as awkward as in the movie

[CJSchneider]

I would bang every chick on this page as well.

Including the duck.

Same here to include the pig chick: I'd soooooo make her squeal.
Also keep your hands off my duck.

[WMD]

http://www.minnesotascore.com/articles/images/tafoya-02.jpg

Michele Tafoya

[Hawk]

I'd smash Michelle Tafoya

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Kolber, Nix,Tafoya, Nichols. In that order..I think.

Am I forgeting anyone?

[Stash]

Kolber, Nix,Tafoya, Nichols. In that order..I think.

Am I forgeting anyone?
Greenberg.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Greenberg.

If they keep calling the game like this I think Id go Greenie, Young, Golic in terms of angry *******.

Theyre brutal.

[Saints 4 Lyfe]

Helen Mirren at age 63..i would..

http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helen-mirren-bikini-ggilf.jpg

[CJSchneider]

Yeah, I probably would if she seemed interested.

[RaiderNation]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/06/kate-gosselin-beach-bikini.jpg

If she didnt have 8 kids.....

[YAYareaRB]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/06/kate-gosselin-beach-bikini.jpg

If she didnt have 8 kids.....

http://urbandiner.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hit-run.gif

[awfullyquiet]

If she didnt have 8 kids.....

so what if she had 8 kids?

[MetSox17]

Janice Dickenson
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e31/Ngolesorkhi/janice.jpg

[Lobster]

for all my homosexual necrophiliacs

http://marijuanacannabis.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/patrick_swayze.jpg

[RaiderNation]

so what if she had 8 kids?

Loose as **** lol

[JFLO]

Janice Dickenson
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e31/Ngolesorkhi/janice.jpg

If I was brain dead...

[Borat]

Janice Dickenson
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e31/Ngolesorkhi/janice.jpg

Only if I could pour cement in her mouf first.

[awfullyquiet]

Loose as **** lol

that's not always true. and not always false. that's a myth.

cj. confirm/deny.

[eaglesalltheway]

that's not always true. and not always false. that's a myth.

cj. confirm/deny.

I've learned that women who breast feed have their vagina tighten back up. Problem is, the boobs loosen up from breastfeeding, lol.

[eaglesalltheway]

Janice Dickenson
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e31/Ngolesorkhi/janice.jpg

Never in my ******* life. One of my most hated people on TV...

[YAYareaRB]

so what if she had 8 kids?

Love caves happen

[Borat]

Love caves happen

More children happen. Then alimony happens. I'd stay away.

[pierce2walker]

Helen Mirren at age 63..i would..

http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helen-mirren-bikini-ggilf.jpg

GILF status

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Kate-totally (i dont watch the show but i guess shes bitchy, so what? not the question)

Hellen-totally. she looks pretty damn hot (shes got you-know-what pics from a long time ago, check em out)

Janice-no. honestly.

[CC.SD]

holy Hell I would smash that duck.

[StripedWalrus]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/06/kate-gosselin-beach-bikini.jpg


http://illinois.sierraclub.org/shawnee/images/tunnel_hill/th-tunnel_north.jpg

[Caddy]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/06/kate-gosselin-beach-bikini.jpg

If she didnt have 8 kids.....

I'm sure there is two other perfectly serviceable holes.

[SuperKevin]

Kate Gosselin had a caesarian section so she might not be that loose.

[MetSox17]

Kate Gosselin had a caesarian section so she might not be that loose.

That's what i'm thinking about.. there's no way a woman can push out 6 kids out of her vagina in one sit down.

[SuperKevin]

That's what i'm thinking about.. there's no way a woman can push out 6 kids out of her vagina in one sit down.

Octomom did

[MetSox17]

Octomom did

Did she really?

[StripedWalrus]

Octomom did

at the end of that day the poor woman looked a bit like this downstairs.

http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/nine_tentacled_octopus.jpg

[CC.SD]

at the end of that day the poor woman looked a bit like this downstairs.



http://faraday.fc.up.pt/cfp/Members/paccetti/black_hole_milkyway.jpg

[CJSchneider]

that's not always true. and not always false. that's a myth.

cj. confirm/deny.

I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but for the record, when AQ wanted confirmation on information regarding a woman's vagina, she asked me.

And I will confirm that things do go back to normal after childbirth.

[StripedWalrus]

I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but for the record, when AQ wanted confirmation on information regarding a woman's vagina, she asked me.

And I will confirm that things do go back to normal after childbirth.

CJ you are now the forums Gynecological expert.

[Vox Populi]

I'm just going to cover the entire thread and admit to my standards being roughly zero and that there are circumstances in which if there is a stid free vagina, I'd give it a go. Now that that is out of the way...

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/WonderWoman.jpg

Who WOULDN't? 8)

[SuperKevin]

I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but for the record, when AQ wanted confirmation on information regarding a woman's vagina, she asked me.

And I will confirm that things do go back to normal after childbirth.

If you're lucky, she'll tear a bit and you can ask for extra stitches. It's like sleeping with a 15 year old without having to go to jail

[CJSchneider]

CJ you are now the forums Gynecological expert.

http://rlv.zcache.com/trust_me_im_a_gynecologist_tshirt-p235639070603720164trlf_400.jpg

I'm already working on having T-shirts made up.

[eaglesalltheway]

If you're lucky, she'll tear a bit and you can ask for extra stitches. It's like sleeping with a 15 year old without having to go to jail

This is one I'm locking away for future reference, lol

[awfullyquiet]

I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but for the record, when AQ wanted confirmation on information regarding a woman's vagina, she asked me.

And I will confirm that things do go back to normal after childbirth.

It is a good thing.

I mean, I haven't had kids, but, I 'know' that it goes back to normal... I was looking for a concurring opinion, and, as i figured. I received one. I could say 'well, i heard from my friends (both men and women) that it goes back to normal', but i figure on here, CJ, you are a better source.

If you're lucky, she'll tear a bit and you can ask for extra stitches. It's like sleeping with a 15 year old without having to go to jail

and that's personal experience... right SK?

[ImBrotherCain]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/93%20Things%20You%20Have%20to%20Do%20To%20Make%20T hese%20Old%20Dyers%20Work.jpg

WYHI

[diabsoule]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/93%20Things%20You%20Have%20to%20Do%20To%20Make%20T hese%20Old%20Dyers%20Work.jpg

WYHI

She poops in laundromats. Who wouldn't hit it should be the question.

[wogitalia]

She poops in laundromats. Who wouldn't hit it should be the question.


Whilst playing an accordion no less. Thus, the only people that WNHI are people with an irrational fear of accordions.

[CJSchneider]

She can play a polka while I hit it.

[Stash]

She can play a polka while I poke-a.
Can't believe you didn't capitalize on that opportunity, you were so close.

[Shiver]

http://fliiby.com/images/_original/6pi622qp1a.jpg


Go.

I would tear up Jasmine's magic carpet and play with her pet Tiger.

[aNYtitan]

LOL this previous quoted picture just makes me sad to think what happened to this thread

[JFLO]

That's the power of Pine Sol, baby!

http://damnstraight.oversampled.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dianeamosheadshot.jpg

[Saints 4 Lyfe]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8070/620823e.jpg

[bhaarat316]

ohh wat the f...look at her stomach, **** cover it up.

[YAYareaRB]

Where's she at? Prison?

[broth223]

I'd hit it.

[Go_Eagles77]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OONXkj2xjbs&feature=player_embedded#t=29

[kalbears13]

ohh wat the f...look at her stomach, **** cover it up.

Where's she at? Prison?

You guys are horrible! That's his girlfriend!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OONXkj2xjbs&feature=player_embedded#t=29

That's going to be the new Rick Roll.

[broth223]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OONXkj2xjbs&feature=player_embedded#t=29

God I should never click random youtube links.

[kalbears13]

God I should never click random youtube links.

It would have been worse if it was a girl.

[YAYareaRB]

You guys are horrible! That's his girlfriend!


Really? You lyin bruh!

[MetSox17]

Yeah, that's a big no on that last girl.

Edit - Woot! 8k posts!

[kalbears13]

Really? You lyin bruh!

Yeah, i was kidding.

[tEk]

http://www.michaelmanning.tv/news/uploaded_images/fran-drescher-012-724833.jpg
i dont think i could, just for the fact that she has the most annoying voice i have ever heard..... could u imagine her cumming?

[Borat]

http://www.michaelmanning.tv/news/uploaded_images/fran-drescher-012-724833.jpg
i dont think i could, just for the fact that she has the most annoying voice i have ever heard..... could u imagine her cumming?

I'd give her the Janice Dickinson treatment: cement in mouth. Then I'd hit it doggystyle.

[ImBrotherCain]

http://www.michaelmanning.tv/news/uploaded_images/fran-drescher-012-724833.jpg
i dont think i could, just for the fact that she has the most annoying voice i have ever heard..... could u imagine her cumming?

Ball gag and i would tear it apart

[tEk]

Ball gag and i would tear it apartbraver than i

[YAYareaRB]

http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mindfuck11.jpg

WYHI???

[Giantsfan1080]

Because there's a kid peeking in through the window?

[BamaFalcon59]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha.

[MetSox17]

The question is, would you **** the second and third ones, to get to **** the other three? Hmm.

[YAYareaRB]

The question is, would you **** the second and third ones, to get to **** the other three? Hmm.

OH YEAHHHHHH!

[Job]

The question is, would you **** the second and third ones, to get to **** the other three? Hmm.

That's called a future investment.

[fenikz]

nah they other 3 arent particularity great either

[CJSchneider]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8070/620823e.jpg

Hit it? I'd beat that out da frame kid!

[awfullyquiet]

i don't get why you'd **** bricks.

the fact you have 5 girls in a bathtub. or the fact that their grandma is taking the picture?

[CJSchneider]

i don't get why you'd **** bricks.

the fact you have 5 girls in a bathtub. or the fact that their grandma is taking the picture?

I just LOL'd.

[StripedWalrus]

http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mindfuck11.jpg

WYHI???

Its number 4 that scares me the most. You would have to do that doggy style because in climax she would make that exact face and my ***** would shrivel up in fear due to her likeness of Pennywise (the clown).

[Saints 4 Lyfe]

http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mindfuck11.jpg

WYHI???

is it me or is #4 Kimmie Gibler?

and yeah, i'd hit em all.

[Saints 4 Lyfe]

i don't get why you'd **** bricks.

the fact you have 5 girls in a bathtub. or the fact that their grandma is taking the picture?

this is not serious is it? LOLZ.

[bhaarat316]

http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com/wp-content/uploads/whores/jodie_sweetin/jodie_sweetin_big_tits_2.jpg


damn Jodi Sweetin got some tig ol' biddies, but the real question WYHI?

[fischbowl]

http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com/wp-content/uploads/whores/jodie_sweetin/jodie_sweetin_big_tits_2.jpg


damn Jodi Sweetin got some tig ol' biddies, but the real question WYHI?

Is this even questionable?

[Saints 4 Lyfe]

Is this even questionable?no, i'd smash in a heartbeat.

[CJSchneider]

Is this even questionable?

That's what I'm sayin'. Hell ya I'd hit it.

[YAYareaRB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/mudshark66/DMOTIV8/SiameseTwins.jpg

WYHI?

[vikes_28]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OONXkj2xjbs&feature=player_embedded#t=29

If I was that fat, I would dance like that just to piss people off.

[tjsunstein]

That's disgusting. He needs to do something with his life.

[CJSchneider]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/mudshark66/DMOTIV8/SiameseTwins.jpg

WYHI?

Do you even need to ask?

[Borat]

If they got 2 mouths, I'd call it a threesome.

[senormysterioso]

I'm trying to work out the geometry and logistics...i'm kind of at a loss

[fischbowl]

I bet that vagina is huge, just saying

[Borat]

I bet that vagina is huge, just saying

After I get done with it :D

[awfullyquiet]

I'm trying to work out the geometry and logistics...i'm kind of at a loss

i'm with you on that one...
just for self preservation.

[Brent]

fake or not, I would just to see how that would even work.

[broth223]

I wonder which one has the orgasm or if they both do?

[awfullyquiet]

I wonder which one has the orgasm or if they both do?

they both would.
if they share that particular part.

[MetSox17]

They're connected at the Vagina/Ass, so i'm not sure how fun that would be if there's no where to put it in through.

Yeah it might be a threesome, but it would be the worst threesome in the world. You're getting blown by replicas, and then they're attached at the vag. I'd pass.

Now if they had two vaginas.....

[CashmoneyDrew]

Seriously though. That's photoshopped right?

[CJSchneider]

It's an obvious photoshop job, but even if there was only one vag, that wouldn't be a problem. They would face East and West, I would rock North and South.

[CashmoneyDrew]

It's an obvious photoshop job, but even if there was only one vag, that wouldn't be a problem. They would face East and West, I would rock North and South.

Just making sure.

[bhaarat316]

yeah...i mean where would they buy there panties from and how would they put it on.

[Shane P. Hallam]

Let's move on:

The redhead from the PC/Mac commercial:

http://static.arstechnica.com/assets/2009/08/getamac_topoftheline_640-thumb-640xauto-8005.jpg

[YAYareaRB]

^^^^yeahhhh!!!

[senormysterioso]

GINGER!!!!

[fischbowl]

Uh, yah. Again not even questionable

[broth223]

Uh, yah. Again not even questionable

Quoted for truth. I think this thread has established something. There are no border line girls. You'd either hit them or not.

[Shane P. Hallam]

I was just waiting for someone to be sickened by gingers.

[awfullyquiet]

I was just waiting for someone to be sickened by gingers.

http://www.topnews.in/files/Ron_Howard.jpg

http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/easy-button.jpg

[awfullyquiet]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2q07gxg.jpg

sidenote: this is a loaded picture.

[fischbowl]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2q07gxg.jpg

sidenote: this is a loaded picture.

Again, not even questionable.