The "Would You Hit It?" Thread

[Giantsfan1080]

Another one who might be crazy now.

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2009/10/ipt/1255539986.jpg

[fischbowl]

Don't sleep on Shy Love as a hot Indian girl. I'd smash her so much, she'd need gape surgery.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shy_Love

Shy Love is of Sicilian and Puerto Rican descent apparently.

And Brent, I don't consider the Caucasus a part of the Middle East

[fischbowl]

Another one who might be crazy now.

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2009/10/ipt/1255539986.jpg

I wonder how many hours under a tanning bed she had to spend to get back to normal white person color. ****** up story, I would not hit it, at least right now

[Borat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shy_Love

Shy Love is of Sicilian and Puerto Rican descent apparently.


She's Sicilian? Gddmnt. We're probably related. This news ruined my day.

[Borat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shy_Love

Shy Love is of Sicilian and Puerto Rican descent apparently.

Whoa. Check out her bio:

She graduated high school at age 16 and then earned a bachelor's degree and a masters in accounting. She is a certified public accountant.

Damn. She can do my taxes anytime.

[Vikes99ej]

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/l/q/8/strangerswithcandypubb.jpg


WYHI?

[fischbowl]

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/l/q/8/strangerswithcandypubb.jpg


WYHI?

Amy Sedaris, yes

Jerri Blank, no

[Brent]

And Brent, I don't consider the Caucasus a part of the Middle East
this was the though process for that post:

middle eastern girls > caspian sea region > armenian chicks

[CJSchneider]

Another one who might be crazy now.

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2009/10/ipt/1255539986.jpg

You know I would.

[ImBrotherCain]

You know I would.

Cause a creepy old man hasn't tortured her enough hahaha

[CJSchneider]

Cause a creepy old man hasn't tortured her enough hahaha

In that case, let me change my answer to

I'd hit it again
http://www.thumbwarz.com/images/oldman.gif

[RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES]

Oh man this is awesome

[Brent]

there were more people than I thought there would be at work who do not find her attractive, or even funny for that matter. So, I had to ask:

http://ashleyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/sarah-silverman-cc08.jpg

A definite yes for me. Also, I think her show and stand up are both hilarious.

[JFLO]

there were more people than I thought there would be at work who do not find her attractive, or even funny for that matter. So, I had to ask:

http://ashleyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/sarah-silverman-cc08.jpg

A definite yes for me. Also, I think her show and stand up are both hilarious.

I can't stand Sarah Silverman...


but i would

[fischbowl]

this was the though process for that post:

middle eastern girls > caspian sea region > armenian chicks

North borders of the Middle East for me end at Turkey.

And yes, I've always thought Sarah Silverman was attractive, so yes, I'd hit it, again and again

[Giantsfan1080]

I can't stand Sarah Silverman...


but i would

No doubt about hitting Silverman.

[General Zod]

there were more people than I thought there would be at work who do not find her attractive, or even funny for that matter. So, I had to ask:

http://ashleyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/sarah-silverman-cc08.jpg

A definite yes for me. Also, I think her show and stand up are both hilarious.

I would, as long as she didnt talk.

[raiderz4life]

I would, as long as she didnt talk.

QFT....agree 100% haha...she's not very funny

[CJSchneider]

there were more people than I thought there would be at work who do not find her attractive, or even funny for that matter. So, I had to ask:

http://ashleyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/sarah-silverman-cc08.jpg

A definite yes for me. Also, I think her show and stand up are both hilarious.

I'd hit it it. You know from the **** she talks about, she'd be down for some kinky stuff.

[Go_Eagles77]

Meghan McCain

http://galleries.helenvolga.com/318235892/materials/i/001.jpg

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Meghan McCain

http://galleries.helenvolga.com/318235892/materials/i/001.jpg

Thats not quite her, is it.

[HawkeyeFan]

Megan McCain, I probably would. She looks to have a nice little arse to bounce on your "hoo hoo" and some nice milk bubbles to sucks and bounce too.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Well that got weird...

[DoughBoy]

Milk bubbles? :/

[HawkeyeFan]

Milk bubbles? :/
LULz I know, it was my intention to ruin this threads moment..

[fischbowl]

Over and over again for Ms. McCain

[CJSchneider]

Meghan McCain

http://galleries.helenvolga.com/318235892/materials/i/001.jpg

I'd beat dat out da frame!

[raiderz4life]

I would destroy M. McCain lol

[A Perfect Score]

Ummm guys...I dont think thats her. Google the name at the bottom of the picture. See whats going on there and tell me thats till a presidential candidate's daughter.

[CJSchneider]

Ummm guys...I dont think thats her. Google the name at the bottom of the picture. See whats going on there and tell me thats till a presidential candidate's daughter.

That gives me an idea


http://dcist.com/images/bushtwins_dcist.jpg

It would take some strategery, but I bet I could get them in a 3-some.

http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/chelsea_clinton.jpg

I would woo her with my saxophone, then HIT IT.

[Brent]

that one twin on the right is nipping pretty badly haha

Chelsea Clinton isnt as fugly as I remember.

[fischbowl]

http://orvillelloyddouglas.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/soledad-obrien.jpg

Soledad O'Brien?

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Duh^


10char

[Go_Eagles77]

Ummm guys...I dont think thats her. Google the name at the bottom of the picture. See whats going on there and tell me thats till a presidential candidate's daughter.
Haha you may be right, I don't think this is the same girl. The real Meghan McCain doesn't even belong in this thread.

http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/meghan_mccain%282%29.JPG

http://www.2snaps.tv/files/images/mccainbreast.large.jpg

http://brendancalling.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/boobs1.jpg

[CC.SD]

Gotta attack dat Chubs McCain

[RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES]

Man Mcains daughter is sexy as ****......I wish she was a ***** and had sextapes or nude pictures

[hobbes2053]

http://orvillelloyddouglas.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/soledad-obrien.jpg

Soledad O'Brien?

That's a no. I hate that *****.

[SuperKevin]

http://www.iheartchaos.com/sites/default/files/thisman.jpg

[niel89]

http://tastybooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/picture-4.png

[General Zod]

http://www.iheartchaos.com/sites/default/files/thisman.jpg

I hate that guy.

[Go_Eagles77]

No to this man and Ms. McPoyle.

[CJSchneider]

She isn't making it through the school filters. That's either very good or very bad.

[awfullyquiet]

Haha you may be right, I don't think this is the same girl. The real Meghan McCain doesn't even belong in this thread.


isn't john like 90? and she can't be older than 23-24.

[Jughead10]

How about Steve Phillips' girl, Brooke Hundley?

[Borat]

How about Steve Phillips' girl, Brooke Hundley?

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID12767/images/Brooke_Hundley.jpg

[CJSchneider]

Sure, "I'd hit it.

I can already tell from the photo that.......




























she blows.

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Borat]

Sure, "I'd hit it.

I can already tell from the photo that.......

























she blows.

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Ohhhhhh, rimshot!

[Jughead10]

That's by far the best picture I've seen of her. Some pictures she looks like a man. Pathetic by Phillips. If you're going to cheat on your wife of many years, you better do it with a hot young girl.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

That's by far the best picture I've seen of her. Some pictures she looks like a man. Pathetic by Phillips. If you're going to cheat on your wife of many years, you better do it with a hot young girl.

Google says shes 22 but I hear ya. WIHI? probably. Would I cheat on my wife with it? No.

[Jughead10]

Google says shes 22 but I hear ya. WIHI? probably. Would I cheat on my wife with it? No.

Would you still hit it?

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-2.jpg

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-9.jpg

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-10.jpg

[Borat]

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-2.jpg


I hope this pic becomes a meme.

[Jughead10]

I think Steve Phillips deserves a

http://ickscorner.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/t1_keyshawn.jpg

C'MON MAN!

[CJSchneider]

I think Steve Phillips deserves a

http://ickscorner.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/t1_keyshawn.jpg

COME ON MAN!

Or even better
http://violatordjs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cmon-son.jpg

[DoughBoy]

Never! You would think Steve could afford something better than that.

[Borat]

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo301/herrbrush/brooke2.jpg

[Brent]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, seriously!?!? He cheated on his wife with THAT? Hhahahaha

[Giantsfan1080]

No wonder she went crazy. Poor poor poor decision by Phillips.

[Borat]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised by Steve Phillips' choice in women to commit adultery with. I mean, this is the same guy that thought trading Kazmir for V. Zambrano was a good idea.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Would you still hit it?

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-2.jpg

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-9.jpg

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-10.jpg

Hahahaha Upon further review, Infidelity FAIL.

Bad Steve Phillips! No soup for you!

[Giantsfan1080]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised by Steve Phillips' choice in women to commit adultery with. I mean, this is the same guy that thought trading Kazmir for V. Zambrano was a good idea.

Naa suprisingly that wasn't Phillips. He was fired the year before. That one was Jim Duquette.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Would you still hit it?

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-2.jpg


Nah.


http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-9.jpg


No way.


http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-10.jpg

Yes sir!

[Borat]

Naa suprisingly that wasn't Phillips. He was fired the year before. That one was Jim Duquette.

Well crap. I thought I remember Phillips being a horrid GM. Are there some other **** ups I'm forgetting?

[Giantsfan1080]

Well crap. I thought I remember Phillips being a horrid GM. Are there some other **** ups I'm forgetting?

Signing Mo Vaughn, Kevin Appier and some others. Trading Jason Isringhausen for Billy Taylor. Phillips was actually doing a good job untill reaching the WS in 2000 got to his head. Also, I'll never forgive him for firing Bobby V.

[CJSchneider]

Would you still hit it?

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-2.jpg

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-9.jpg

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-10.jpg

Who am I kidding, she could be wearing a Raiders jersey in that last pic and I'd still probably hit it.

[fischbowl]

Who am I kidding, she could be wearing a Raiders jersey in that last pic and I'd still probably hit it.

She is strangely cute in that last pic

[dabears10]

http://hirejimessian.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Hundley-Mosh.jpg

[Borat]

http://hirejimessian.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Hundley-Mosh.jpg

I knew it! Here come the meme pictures. Lovin it!

[Whistler6]

I knew it! Here come the meme pictures. Lovin it!

If asking me would I "hit" it means beating her for looking at me like that...Then yes. Poor Steve Phillip's wife.

[SuperKevin]

On the local morning radio show this morning they were saying while this girl may be chubby she's "Dirty Girl Hot". That means there's something hot about a chick that you can call and tell her to meet you in a hotel in 15 minutes so you can do whatever vile nasty **** you can think of and she'll be down for it.

[Whistler6]

On the local morning radio show this morning they were saying while this girl may be chubby she's "Dirty Girl Hot". That means there's something hot about a chick that you can call and tell her to meet you in a hotel in 15 minutes so you can do whatever vile nasty **** you can think of and she'll be down for it.

You could see it in Phillip's tanned, "too perfect" smile. Real freaky naughty. Oh my God yuck.

[broth223]

Hell if she lost a lil weight and she had a Lions jersey on Daaaayum.

[CJSchneider]

On the local morning radio show this morning they were saying while this girl may be chubby she's "Dirty Girl Hot". That means there's something hot about a chick that you can call and tell her to meet you in a hotel in 15 minutes so you can do whatever vile nasty **** you can think of and she'll be down for it.

Fisch, did I call it or what!

[Whistler6]

Take a second and think about Phillips talking to his bar buddies

"Oh hell yeah. She's short, fat, hobbit-like feet, perfect pudgy cheekes...if ya know what I mean. And boy is she freaky when it comes to the sex. My dream girl, I like to call her style pleasantly plump"

It's all around disturbing...Come onnnnn Steve, order up!

[Cicero]

Would you still hit it?

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-2.jpg

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-9.jpg

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/brooke-hundley-10.jpg

Wouldn't be able to get hard. No way.

[roidrunner]

i think ill pass on the would you hit it. I think she would cause me to turtle

[Charm City Byrdgang]

She must suck a mean D

[CJSchneider]

She must suck a mean D

I agree. So much so that I repped fisch when he said she was cute and my message was the same thing. I guess I'll share it with everyone. She looks like one of those girls that can easily be talked into giving a BJ.

[fischbowl]

Fisch, did I call it or what!

That was a sage prediction, friend

[roidrunner]

just remember fatties are more likely to do what you ask, cause if they dont no one will ask them again

[DoughBoy]

http://jasereraser.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/jillian-michaels-biggest-loser.jpg

[raiderz4life]

Jill Michaels??? That's a no brainer

[Jughead10]

She'd get it alright. But I dunno if it would be me hitting it or her hitting me.

[CJSchneider]

She may be a little to "butch" for me.




Oh, who am I kidding, of course I'd hit it.

[MetSox17]

I'd wreck that like there was no tomorrow.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Initionally no, shes very abrasive and as CJ so perfectly put it "butch."

But Im man enough to admit the hit.

[niel89]

Yes sir!

Your Response+ Kyle Orton thrusting up a bottle of Jack= Win

[CJSchneider]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/67%20Midget%20Stripper.jpg

[Caddy]

What did you type into google to find that...

[CJSchneider]

LOL, I was looking for images to put in the "Creepy" thread, but I thought it would be better suited for this one.

[SuperKevin]

What did you type into google to find that...

I'm pretty sure he already had it on his computer

[CJSchneider]

The ones I have saved on my computer have her hugging something other than a brass pole.

[fischbowl]

The ones I have saved on my computer have her hugging something other than a brass pole.

Hey buddy. You wanna forward those to me in a PM?

I'm kinda curious to see what's up with this

[CJSchneider]

I was only joking. I wish I had those. Besides haven't we been warned about that already?

[fischbowl]

I was only joking. I wish I had those. Besides haven't we been warned about that already?

Beats me. My inbox is the porn trade capital of all football sites

[CJSchneider]

Really. It would be terrible if any of that were to be sent to me.

[fischbowl]

Really. It would be terrible if any of that were to be sent to me.

I know, I know, don't worry.

[Borat]

Really. It would be terrible if any of that were to be sent to me.

Yeah, it would just be awful if the name Borat was added as another recipient of any sort of pm that was sent to CJ.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/05/01/beach,girl,sexy,tattoo,tattoo,design,tattoos,tatto o-d89a8c9176b111542a66e9a92b0f1454_h.jpg

Can someone tell me her name?

[CJSchneider]

I think you meant to post this in the Hot Chick thread.

[fischbowl]

I concur with ERU. Someone enlighten us!

[hobbes2053]

I concur with ERU. Someone enlighten us!

Agreed. Please tell us.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/05/01/beach,girl,sexy,tattoo,tattoo,design,tattoos,tatto o-d89a8c9176b111542a66e9a92b0f1454_h.jpg

Can someone tell me her name?


Anyone? Name please?

[El Peefs?????]

Anyone? Name please?

I don't know, but I would not mind seeing a ***** in her.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

Who Is She!!!!????

[Wooty Magic!]

yeah whot hte **** is she ?%!"?!

[jayceheathman]

yeah whot hte **** is she ?%!"?!

Some ugly chick.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Some ugly chick.

Duuude.... no way. I'm not even a fan of big tattoos on chicks, but she is banging.

[vikes_28]

Duuude.... no way. I'm not even a fan of big tattoos on chicks, but she is banging.

I second this. I would tap that up, down, left, and right.

[fischbowl]

Some ugly chick.

Compared to that skank in your sig? You're nuts sir

[EdReedUnstoppable]

Compared to that skank in your sig? You're nuts sir

Agreed!!!!!!!!!

[HawkeyeFan]

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/05/01/beach,girl,sexy,tattoo,tattoo,design,tattoos,tatto o-d89a8c9176b111542a66e9a92b0f1454_h.jpg

Can someone tell me her name?
Damn't, I just came.

[fischbowl]

Damn't, I just came.

We need to tell whoever this girl is that an entire message board just came....

[SuperKevin]

Chicks with sleeve tattoos are so hot

[stephenson86]

Who The **** Is It?????

[SuperKevin]

I doubt it's someone famous. Probably just a tattoo mag model

[Shane P. Hallam]

I doubt it's someone famous. Probably just a tattoo mag model

This is the truth.

[stephenson86]

gutted....

[EdReedUnstoppable]

Chicks with sleeve tattoos are so hot

A truer statement has never been uttered!!

[niel89]

I second this. I would tap that up, down, left, and right.

Would you tap it up up down down left right left right?

[tEk]

Would you tap it up up down down left right left right?
hahahahahahaha, anyone else who gets this?

[El Peefs?????]

hahahahahahaha, anyone else who gets this?

I immediately repped upon seeing it

[NIN1984]

that girl has been posed on a few other message boards but with no name :(

[jayceheathman]

Compared to that skank in your sig? You're nuts sir

Hilary never lets her butt hang out like this chick. That girl has skank written all over her.

[fischbowl]

Hilary never lets her butt hang out like this chick. That girl has skank written all over her.

I'm sure this fine piece of ass would not stick a scorpion in her vagina. Which is exactly what Hilary Duff did in War Inc.!

[jayceheathman]

I'm sure this fine piece of ass would not stick a scorpion in her vagina. Which is exactly what Hilary Duff did in War Inc.!

Down her pants and in her vagina are two different things. :) That part ruined the movie.

[fischbowl]

Down her pants and in her vagina are two different things. :) That part ruined the movie.

It was technically in her vaj, don't give me that ****.

And the movie was terrible, that we can agree on

[fischbowl]

And I'm sure that girl would also not star alongside Gary Cole in Cadet Kelly

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

She was soooo hot in Cadet Kelly. Actually...Im off to Google.

[CJSchneider]

Can we cut the chatter and get back to posting pics of questionable females?

[fischbowl]

She was soooo hot in Cadet Kelly. Actually...Im off to Google.

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/pedobear.jpg

She was 15 years old!

[Job]

Too old...

[dabears10]

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/janeane.jpg

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/pedobear.jpg

She was 15 years old!

And I was 14. Sooooo hot.

You seem to know a lot about her yourself though..

[Brent]

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/janeane.jpg
Yes, because I used to listen to her on Air America radio. Also, she's attractive for an older lady.

[MetSox17]

The jailhouse tats are a turnoff.

[hobbes2053]

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/janeane.jpg

Most likely, yes. She is one of the very few decent female comedians. Most women who try to do stand-up just make me mad.

[dabears10]

The jailhouse tats are a turnoff.

Rosie the Riveter is ****** gangstaaaaaaaaa.

[fischbowl]

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/janeane.jpg

Janeane Garofalo, oh yeah

[jayceheathman]

Tattoos in general are a turnoff for me. I can deal with a small one like a lot of girls have on their back but not the huge full sleeve tattoos.

[SuperKevin]

Tattoos in general are a turnoff for me. I can deal with a small one like a lot of girls have on their back but not the huge full sleeve tattoos.

I love chicks with large bright tattoos. My favorite place for a chick to have a tattoo these days is on her upper chest covering her collarbone. So sexy
http://tattoos.lovetoknow.com/images/Tattoos/8/8f/Tattoo_Magazine.jpg

[EdReedUnstoppable]

I love chicks with large bright tattoos. My favorite place for a chick to have a tattoo these days is on her upper chest covering her collarbone. So sexy
http://tattoos.lovetoknow.com/images/Tattoos/8/8f/Tattoo_Magazine.jpg


I agree Superkev, there is nothing I find more attractive then tattoos on a female body....Beautiful!

[CJSchneider]

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/janeane.jpg

Totally. Damn 10 character rule

[OneToughGame]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3862/51562854tg3.jpg

[fischbowl]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3862/51562854tg3.jpg

Is this even questionable? I'd have a field day on dat ass

[tjsunstein]

Yes, Yes, and Yes.

[hobbes2053]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3862/51562854tg3.jpg

Don't ask stupid questions.

[A Perfect Score]

Haley Williams is so smoking hot, why is she is even posted here?

[Brent]

this is about borderline women, not simple choices.

[General Zod]

Some say she is kinda odd looking. But it would be a yes for me..
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/leah-remini/pictures/leah-remini-picture-1.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/leah-remini/pictures/leah-remini-picture-5.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/leah-remini/pictures/leah-remini-picture-4.jpg

[fischbowl]

A yes for me as well but I do see where the haters come from. Everything neck up is a ******* mess sometimes

[dabears10]

Nope. She is a scientologist.

[bhaarat316]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3862/51562854tg3.jpg

nope...usually I like the red heads. But red hair with that pale skin doesn't work to well, and her face not really doing it either.

[CJSchneider]

Seriously, you guys have to make this a little more difficult.

[Hawk]

http://mercifulcrap.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/olivia.jpg

[CJSchneider]

That's more like it.

And Yes, I would.

[dabears10]

http://www.iisg.nl/collections/goldman/images/a5-483.jpg

Emma Goldman. Have spent the last 7 weeks researching this woman. Progressive Era anarchist, who supported and was a proponent of birth control, and anti-war/conscription activist. Russian Jew who got deported because she told people not to register for the draft if they did not believe in this war, World War I.

[MetSox17]

http://mercifulcrap.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/olivia.jpg


I'd smash it, then come back for seconds.

[CJSchneider]

http://www.iisg.nl/collections/goldman/images/a5-483.jpg



Probably not her best pic. I don't know... clean her up, give her some make up and a new hair-do...Maybe. From that pic I can see where it would be possible that she has a nice rack under there.

[dabears10]

Probably not her best pic. I don't know clean her up, give her some make up and a new hair-do...Maybe.

This is easily her best picture.

http://www.noonewatching.com/archives/2006/12/emma1.jpg

http://www.loc.gov/rr/print/guide/pp0876.jpg

[bhaarat316]

ohhh **** a maybe from CJ...the man who would hit anything that moves.

[CJSchneider]

This is easily her best picture.

http://www.noonewatching.com/archives/2006/12/emma1.jpg

http://www.loc.gov/rr/print/guide/pp0876.jpg

I guess that was her best pic :(

"After further review - the decision to "hit" has been overturned. The lady will be placed in the "Would NOT hit" category and dabears will not be charged a timeout"

[EvilNixon]

^^lol(10 chars)

[BmoreBlackByrdz]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/devon-aoki/pictures/devon-aoki-picture-1.jpg

[MetSox17]

Fast and the Furious chick right? She has a smokin bod but an alien face. It would be a very tough decision.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

http://mercifulcrap.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/olivia.jpg

Sandy! Yezzz. Infact, she wouldnt know what hit her.

[vidae]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3862/51562854tg3.jpg

She doesn't even belong in this thread. I'd hit that for all eternity. She is the epitome of perfect woman to me.

[BmoreBlackByrdz]

Fast and the Furious chick right? She has a smokin bod but an alien face. It would be a very tough decision.

So true man, I'd hit it though, I've seen a lot worse than her face.

[Job]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/139114/4_22_schiavo_terri2.jpg

[MetSox17]

------------------------------------------------------------------


That line. You crossed it.

[El Peefs?????]

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Carrie_Fisher/CarrieFisher_Granitz_5732747.jpg

No, not http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080215/Gangsters/Star-Wars-Jabba-the-Hutt_l.jpg

but...

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/10/17/previews/Carrie%20Fisher-LRS-009745.jpg

[The_Dude]

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/janeane.jpg

Only if I could punch her in the face a lot before, during, and after the sex. I can't stand her.

[The_Dude]

http://mercifulcrap.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/olivia.jpg

She looks exactly like my mother-in-law.

... and yes, I'd hit it.

[CJSchneider]

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Carrie_Fisher/CarrieFisher_Granitz_5732747.jpg

No, not http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080215/Gangsters/Star-Wars-Jabba-the-Hutt_l.jpg

but...

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/10/17/previews/Carrie%20Fisher-LRS-009745.jpg

To any one who says they have hit Carrie Fisher lately, I reply with:

"You came in that thing, you're braver then I thought."

[CashmoneyDrew]

Don't know if she's been posted yet or not........
http://hunternuttall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/meryl-streep.jpg

[broth223]

To any one who says they have hit Carrie Fisher lately, I reply with:

"You came in that thing, you're braver then I thought."

That is so win. +rep

[fischbowl]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/devon-aoki/pictures/devon-aoki-picture-1.jpg

Devon Aoki is smoking

[iowatreat54]

http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/iowa-bikini-girl-1.jpg

[A Perfect Score]

Yeah, I dont know what Aoki is doing in this thread either...shes mega hot

[fischbowl]

http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/iowa-bikini-girl-1.jpg

I'd **** her with this

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2eToXvPxZNunkM:http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/achristensen1/Seven1.jpg

All dressed as Goldy The Gopher

[CJSchneider]

http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/iowa-bikini-girl-1.jpg

With or without the helmet?

[iowatreat54]

With or without the helmet?

Well with improves her, so without.

http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/iowa-bikini-girl-2.jpg

[fischbowl]

Well with improves her, so without.

http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/iowa-bikini-girl-2.jpg

Her face isn't bad, but the Hawkeye-ness is too much

[CJSchneider]

Well with improves her, so without.

http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/iowa-bikini-girl-2.jpg



Oh hell yeah I'd hit that!

[SuperKevin]

Sorry CJ but I am now incredibly curious as to what your wife looks like after seeing your standards

[the decider13]

To any one who says they have hit Carrie Fisher lately, I reply with:

"You came in that thing, you're braver then I thought."

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to CJSchneider again

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Her face isn't bad, but the Hawkeye-ness is too much

I actually dont think she has enough...

[DoughBoy]

http://www.nndb.com/people/298/000024226/eva-braun-1.jpeg

[dabears10]

http://www.nndb.com/people/298/000024226/eva-braun-1.jpeg

Id hit the NAZI outta her.

[General Zod]

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Carrie_Fisher/CarrieFisher_Granitz_5732747.jpg

No, not http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080215/Gangsters/Star-Wars-Jabba-the-Hutt_l.jpg

but...

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/10/17/previews/Carrie%20Fisher-LRS-009745.jpg

now, then, hell i dont care, its a yes for sure.

I would just to be able to say that I nailed Princess Leia.

[SuperKevin]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_av6e4oPJZhU/SEk1zrCWU0I/AAAAAAAABPg/RgCZtMPZMuo/s400/zelda.jpg

The Poltergeist lady Zelda Rubinstein

[General Zod]

Ok, what about Dr.Crusher from Star Trek TNG.....
Now
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VlmHNP9So5Y/SmyMiTFIWpI/AAAAAAAACcI/0pW063CFCcs/s400/Gates-McFadden.jpg
Then
http://www.eskimo.com/~bpentium/gates1.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_av6e4oPJZhU/SEk1zrCWU0I/AAAAAAAABPg/RgCZtMPZMuo/s400/zelda.jpg

The Poltergeist lady Zelda Rubinstein

I can't stop laughing just thinking about the noises she would make during.

[the_legend_killer]

Well with improves her, so without.

http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/iowa-bikini-girl-2.jpg

I'm waiting for ToldLikeItIs to come in here and talk about how she's a "Top Hottie" or something.

[iowatreat54]

I'm waiting for ToldLikeItIs to come in here and talk about how she's a "Top Hottie" or something.

hahahaha +rep.

I'd say more like none of us know what we are talking about when rating hotness, because she is a diamond in the rough that Ferentz knew and no one else did. Also, hotness ratings don't matter.

[Brent]

http://img.skitch.com/20091125-8qjugqbwkmh6shmr7emsbst46h.jpg

[CashmoneyDrew]

http://img.skitch.com/20091125-8qjugqbwkmh6shmr7emsbst46h.jpg

Hell yes.

[vidae]

http://img.skitch.com/20091125-8qjugqbwkmh6shmr7emsbst46h.jpg

I'd do my prison sentence with a smile.

[Im_a_Romosexual]

Brittney Griner, she's 6'8"

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/bay/sports/w-baskbl/auto_action/3647577.jpeg

[HawkeyeFan]

Candace Parker
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2008/04/09/320x240/Candace_Parker_80569433.jpg

[hobbes2053]

http://img.skitch.com/20091125-8qjugqbwkmh6shmr7emsbst46h.jpg

As much as I hate to say it because of my undying hatred for Hannah Montana, yes, I'd **** her silly.

[MetSox17]

Miley Cyrus: Without a question. Bring her ass over to Texas. She's 17 already.

Candace Parker: She's very good looking, the only downside is how tall she is, but i would hit that without hesitation.

[CJSchneider]

http://img.skitch.com/20091125-8qjugqbwkmh6shmr7emsbst46h.jpg

I'd hit the best of both holes.

[Caddy]

http://img.skitch.com/20091125-8qjugqbwkmh6shmr7emsbst46h.jpg

In a heart beat. She looks like she'd have good **** taking ability. Plus it'd be legal so zero ramifications; assuming she has no STD's.

[MetSox17]

Penicillin is your best friend, Caddy.

[Caddy]

Penicillin is your best friend, Caddy.

Problem solved!

[A Perfect Score]

Penicillin is your best friend, Caddy.

For the last god damned time, penicillin is not a cure all haha...But Miley Cyrus does look like she takes a good dick.

[Sniper]

For the last god damned time, penicillin is not a cure all haha...But Miley Cyrus does look like she takes a good dick.

I'm just saying that she looks like a good ******, okay? She looks like she could take a dick. Some women pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities.

Absolutely on Miley.

[MetSox17]

For the last god damned time, penicillin is not a cure all haha...But Miley Cyrus does look like she takes a good dick.

Well, just don't get Herpes or Hepatitis.

[raiderz4life]

http://img.skitch.com/20091125-8qjugqbwkmh6shmr7emsbst46h.jpg

i totally would...wouldn't even think twice about it lol

[SwagU]

http://img.skitch.com/20091125-8qjugqbwkmh6shmr7emsbst46h.jpg

She shouldn't even be mentioned in this thread, she is better suited for the hot chick thead, no doubt I would hit that and in the picture I must agree she looks like a good ****.

[etk]

The question isn't "Would You Hit It"....it should be "How Much Would You Pay for a Miley Cyrus (Legal) Sextape"?

[SwagU]

The question isn't "Would You Hit It"....it should be "How Much Would You Pay for a Miley Cyrus (Legal) Sextape"?

Money would not be an issue, Wonder what it would be called.... "Party In my *****".

[RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES]

Susie from Curb your Enthusiasm
http://www.theplaybookpub.com/media/images/features/fullsize/susie_large_large_img.jpg

[El Peefs?????]

^^^

Thats a total affirmative.

[CJSchneider]

Susie from Curb your Enthusiasm
http://www.theplaybookpub.com/media/images/features/fullsize/susie_large_large_img.jpg

That's not even fair, you know damn well I would.

[fischbowl]

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Edie_Falco%20-%201%20-%20Freedomland%20-%20The_Sopranos.jpg

Edie Falco?

[CJSchneider]

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Edie_Falco%20-%201%20-%20Freedomland%20-%20The_Sopranos.jpg

Edie Falco?

Highly unlikely.

[Brent]

The question isn't "Would You Hit It"....it should be "How Much Would You Pay for a Miley Cyrus (Legal) Sextape"?
Eh, I dont find her hot enough to put in that thread. Something about her bothers me.

[CJSchneider]

Eh, I dont find her hot enough to put in that thread. Something about her bothers me.

This statement, coupled with your sig, has my worried my friend.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

She does have an un-postable pic of her mouthing rod. No fake either. Just sayin..

Its a go from me, but yeah, shes different looking.

[Brent]

This statement, coupled with your sig, has my worried my friend.
I prefer my girls dont look 14. Not saying I wouldn't hit it, just that I would feel dirty afterwards. Also, I cant not have this sig, at this point.

[eaglesalltheway]

I prefer my girls dont look 14. Not saying I wouldn't hit it, just that I would feel dirty afterwards. Also, I cant not have this sig, at this point.

It'd be incredibly disheartening...

[fischbowl]

She does have an un-postable pic of her mouthing rod. No fake either. Just sayin..

Its a go from me, but yeah, shes different looking.

Once she turns 18 send that **** in a PM

[thefalconer]

She does have an un-postable pic of her mouthing rod. No fake either. Just sayin..

Its a go from me, but yeah, shes different looking.

send me that **** regardless.

[EvilMonkey]

http://img.skitch.com/20091125-8qjugqbwkmh6shmr7emsbst46h.jpg

If by "hit it" you mean punch her in the throat so she can't sing and her fame finally goes away and then I come back when she's 18 and **** the **** out of her, then yeah, I'd hit it.

[El Peefs?????]

Everybodies 'when they hit 18 thing' is such a front. You can be PC all you want, its the internet though you really dont need too, but we all know you don't really care about the semantics of 'legal age'.

[djp]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3862/51562854tg3.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/eg8l09.gif

[CJSchneider]

Everybodies 'when they hit 18 thing' is such a front. You can be PC all you want, its the internet though you really dont need too, but we all know you don't really care about the semantics of 'legal age'.

http://www.freewebs.com/eventresults/guilty%20as%20charged%20logo%201.bmp

That's all I can say.

[raiderz4life]

http://www.freewebs.com/eventresults/guilty%20as%20charged%20logo%201.bmp

That's all I can say.

QFT haha I know i'm in that boat as well

[iowatreat54]

http://i49.tinypic.com/eg8l09.gif

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1372/1307938916_22f013b3cd.jpg

http://www.coblemetalworks.com/Images/lamp_posts/street_lamps/victorian_five_light_street_lamp_post.jpg

Would you hit it?

Because he would.

[CJSchneider]

QFT haha I know i'm in that boat as well

http://www.billies1986.org/pictures/1980/loveboat.jpg

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

[Go_Eagles77]

http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/justpolitics/62780-socialite_plastic_surgery_fan.jpg

[thefalconer]

oh hell no.

[MetSox17]

I should neg rep you for that. That **** was scary.

[thefalconer]

http://www.tvworthwatching.com/werts/ellen_degeneres.jpg

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/justpolitics/62780-socialite_plastic_surgery_fan.jpg

It looks like Mrs. Potatohead in a production of Cats.

[MetSox17]

Stop quoting it!!!!

[DoughBoy]

http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/justpolitics/62780-socialite_plastic_surgery_fan.jpg

I quoted this pic because I would hit the hell out of that. Those lips are sweeeeeeeeeet!

[CJSchneider]

http://flabbergastedly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Kill-it-With-Fire-Aliens.jpg

[LonghornsLegend]

Who the **** is Miley Cyrus? Someone want to fill me in? And yes I'd ****, but still don't know who she is, or how old.

[Shane P. Hallam]

Who the **** is Miley Cyrus? Someone want to fill me in? And yes I'd ****, but still don't know who she is, or how old.

Have you been living under a rock?

[LonghornsLegend]

Have you been living under a rock?

I guess so :( Obviously whatever she does I don't listen to or watch, or just isn't really my style but I have no clue. I don't know why I would know though, or should know her.

[CJSchneider]

http://www.phoolwatan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hannah_montana_the_movie-2.jpg

Seriously?

[MetSox17]

Well, she's all over TV. I can honestly say i've never heard a single one of her songs, but she's kinda hard to miss on TV.

And she has a creepy ass dad that sang "achy breaky heart". lol.

[Shane P. Hallam]

I guess so :( Obviously whatever she does I don't listen to or watch, or just isn't really my style but I have no clue. I don't know why I would know though, or should know her.

She is the #1 preteen pop icon right now.

[thefalconer]

Well, she's all over TV. I can honestly say i've never heard a single one of her songs, but she's kinda hard to miss on TV.

And she has a creepy ass dad that sang "achy breaky heart". lol.

there's a ************* party in the usa?!

[raiderz4life]

Well, she's all over TV. I can honestly say i've never heard a single one of her songs, but she's kinda hard to miss on TV.

And she has a creepy ass dad that sang "achy breaky heart". lol.

hahahaha achy breaky heart....never heard it but the title always cracks me up

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

there's a ************* party in the usa?!

lol Theres a club in Macomb that wont let me get away from that song...its pretty catchy though.

Check out the mash up version with Biggy Smalls if you have the time.

[thefalconer]

lol Theres a club in Macomb that wont let me get away from that song...its pretty catchy though.

Check out the mash up version with Biggy Smalls if you have the time.

that song is legit. and i've heard the 'remix'. i will sing the hell outta that song in my car.

[Paul]

We had to learn the Achy Breaky Heart in PE when I was in the 2nd grade. Even then I knew it was ******* lame.