The "Would You Hit It?" Thread

[CJSchneider]

Your PE teacher should have been taken out and shot in the street.

[LonghornsLegend]

She is the #1 preteen pop icon right now.

Lol that explains why I wouldn't know her, I don't know any preteen pop icons period, let alone a new one on the scene.

[raiderz4life]

you know clean shaven and with hair pulled back Billy Ray Cyrus looks like Antonio Banderas

OMG I'Ve Heard achy breaky heart in spanish aahahaha

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

that song is legit. and i've heard the 'remix'. i will sing the hell outta that song in my car.

QFT. In fact..Im noddin my head like yeah.

[raiderz4life]

QFT. In fact..Im noddin my head like yeah.

add me to that list...the first time i heard the remix i laughed cuz i thought it was such a funny blend

[El Peefs?????]

Lol that explains why I wouldn't know her, I don't know any preteen pop icons period, let alone a new one on the scene.

I dont understand how you could have never heard of her. Do you have no exposure to advertising at all? They talk about her on the local news, the national news, on a hundred magazine covers. If she is playing a concert within 100 miles of you there are billboards, radio ads, TV ads. They advertise her movies, CD's, show all over the place.

You can have literally no exposure to her career whatsoever but know exactly who she is. Someone is trying to play it cool :cool:

[M.O.T.H.]

Honestly, the only time I ever see pictures of her is on here it seems. I heard my first Miley Cyrus song this year as well...so it's not impossible to go without seeing her. I atleast knew who she was, though.

[M.O.T.H.]

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/3/1/Q/superbadprem21.jpg

I'm gonna say nooooooo. I bet there are a bunch that would. All those Glee fan boys. bleh.

[RaiderNation]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/17850235/Lady%2BGaGa.png

Lady Gaga... when she doesnt dress like a ******, she is actually alright.. Id do it I think

[M.O.T.H.]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/17850235/Lady%2BGaGa.png

Lady Gaga... when she doesnt dress like a ******, she is actually alright.. Id do it I think

No chance man, not a god damn chance. Not even with yours.

She is disgusting.

[RaiderNation]

IDK if I was drunk I probably would

[CJSchneider]

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/3/1/Q/superbadprem21.jpg

I'm gonna say nooooooo. I bet there are a bunch that would. All those Glee fan boys. bleh.

Not a ******* chance.

[SwagU]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/17850235/Lady%2BGaGa.png

Lady Gaga... when she doesnt dress like a ******, she is actually alright.. Id do it I think

Im still scared off by that rumour she has a little friend down below, not to mention she has kind of a horse face. She has a wicked body though, so maybe if I was drunk, but sober definitely hell no.

[raiderz4life]

Yea I'd have to be hammered to do GaGa

[Shane P. Hallam]

Lady GaGa is an instant yes.

http://alntv.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lady-gaga.jpg

[Rob S]

Its quite possible to be oblivious to pop culture. True story:

The day New Moon came out, I saw all these facebook updates coming in like crazy: "seeing the new moon tonight" or "new moon tonight, so excited!" and I kid you not, I thought it was some kind of solar occurrence. I was kind of intrigued and wanted to see it, however, I just let it pass figuring someone would text me to see it or whatever, but it was in the back of my mind for a while. So, I go on facebook later and a girl's status is: "Midnight Showing of New Moon tonight". That right there tips me off to the fact that it may not be a solar occurrence after all, so I do a quick Google search trying to get to the bottom of this New Moon that women are going nuts for and then and only then do I realize it is the new Twilight movie.

So, it is quite possible to be utterly oblivious.

[EvilNixon]

Lady GaGa is an instant yes.

http://alntv.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lady-gaga.jpg

She's already admitted she has a johnson broham.

[Sniper]

She's already admitted she had a ***** broham.

JBond went to Ohio State. They're..."special".

[Philliez01]

I'd do GaGa just so she could write a song about me and my discostick. She may have one, but I'd at least be curious if the rumors were true.

She was a hot brunette though.

[EvilNixon]

JBond went to Ohio State. They're..."special".

lmfao. Always a shot at OSU lol.

[draftguru151]

She has a dick man!

[Borat]

The thread title should be changed to the "Would you give Lady GaGa a reacharound" thread.

[General Zod]

http://img.skitch.com/20091125-8qjugqbwkmh6shmr7emsbst46h.jpg

And when I post a pic of Selena Gomez I get nothing but hate mail and ridiculed. lol

But I guess Selena is not in Mileys league.

[El Peefs?????]

Id take Selena over Miley rawr

[Paul]

Selena >>> Miley. No ******* doubt.

[Philliez01]

She has a dick man!

Don't act like you aren't curious about size.

[raiderz4life]

Id take Selena over Miley rawr

I would take Demi Lovato over both of em.

[CJSchneider]

And when I post a pic of Selena Gomez I get nothing but hate mail and ridiculed. lol

But I guess Selena is not in Mileys league.

I aint even mad at'cha.

[MetSox17]

If you get head from Lady GaGa, does it make you a ****?

[Sniper]

If you get head from Lady GaGa, does it make you a ****?

Yes, it does.

[Hines]

Id take Selena over Miley rawr

Selena >>> Miley. No ******* doubt.


Jaime Lynn Spears>Demi Levato>Miley>Selena IMO.

[M.O.T.H.]

You guys are gross...

and doesnt that country hick Spears have a baby or two already? Have fun with that Hines.

[raiderz4life]

Jaime Lynn Spears>Demi Levato>Miley>Selena IMO.

I would've agreed before she got knocked up

[Hines]

You guys are gross...

and doesnt that country hick Spears have a baby or two already? Have fun with that Hines.

I'd still hit it. She's sexy.

[MetSox17]

I had no idea who Demi Lovato was until i wiki'd her.

She's definitely hotter than Miley and Selena.

[raiderz4life]

I had no idea who Demi Lovato was until i wiki'd her.

She's definitely hotter than Miley and Selena.

I know right? lol I've been saying that for a while haha

[fischbowl]

Jaime Lynn Spears>Demi Levato>Miley>Selena IMO.

I'd say opposite your list completely

[Brent]

does she really have a dick?

[fischbowl]

does she really have a dick?

Maybe just an enlarged clitoris

[P-L]

does she really have a dick?
She reportedly said this:

"It's not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It's just a little bit of a ***** and really doesn't interfere much with my life."

Her manager denied that she said this though, so I don't know for sure.

[MetSox17]

I'm not all that surprised. It's actually pretty common how many transgender people there is out there. Like Fisch said, it probably is an enlarged clitoris. Which is still ******* disgusting, btw.

[thefalconer]

She reportedly said this:

"It's not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It's just a little bit of a ***** and really doesn't interfere much with my life."

Her manager denied that she said this though, so I don't know for sure.

question. if you have both genitalia, where do you piss out of?

[Hines]

I think you have to pee sitting down. That's what a lady who had both genitalia told my Human Sexuality class.

[Philliez01]

She reportedly said this:

"It's not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It's just a little bit of a ***** and really doesn't interfere much with my life."

Her manager denied that she said this though, so I don't know for sure.

That's definitely jokingly. She did say that, but if she were both; you very well know that she would be showing it off all the time.

[SuperKevin]

I think you have to pee sitting down. That's what a lady who had both genitalia told my Human Sexuality class.

Sure was nice of your mom to speak to your class like that. Too many parents aren't active in their child's education these days

[CJSchneider]

Sure was nice of your mom to speak to your class like that. Too many parents aren't active in their child's education these days

w8A4CoKiAsc

[raiderz4life]

w8A4CoKiAsc

LMFAO i just saw that movie today

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I'd say for the rankings,

Selena>Demi>Miley>Spears

[Philliez01]

If anyone is watching ESPN Sunday NFL Countdown, I think Suzy Kolber wearing a hat makes her look soooooooo hot. I'd hit it if you she kept her hat on.

[CJSchneider]

If anyone is watching ESPN Sunday NFL Countdown, I think Suzy Kolber wearing a hat makes her look soooooooo hot. I'd hit it if you she kept her hat on.

I'd sooooo hit that. She looks like one of those chicks who likes to talk dirty while you're ******* her.

[vidae]

I'd say for the rankings,

Selena>Demi>Miley>Spears

I agree with these rankings.

[SuperMcgee]

Far be it from me to question Hines in his area of "expertise", but it is clearly Selena leading the pack.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Selena Gomez is so insanely hot that those of you who dont think so must be getting her confused with someone else. Theres no other explaination.

The things I would do to her... (>.<) would get me banned.

[El Peefs?????]

Here you go, Demi (left) vs Selena (right)

http://buzznewsroom.com/wp-content/uploads/selena-gomez-and-demi-lovato-1.png

[etk]

meh....they're both nothing special. Selena has a bit of a tummy and she's not curvy enough to make up for it.

I'd hit it (preferably together) but I wouldn't think much of it.

[B-Dawk]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/20575/1.jpg

[fenikz]

Selena > Hannah >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lavato

[ImBrotherCain]

Something just tells me this site is going to be shut down for child pornography...

[Scotty D]

I don't know if I could deal with that stub.

[CJSchneider]

I don't know if I could deal with that stub.

Who has a stub?

[Scotty D]

Who has a stub?

The "*** test' picture above hah.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Lady Gaga also has a stub if you know what I mean...

[619]

meh....they're both nothing special. Selena has a bit of a tummy and she's not curvy enough to make up for it.

I'd hit it (preferably together) but I wouldn't think much of it.

Let's raise the standards here, seriously. She's hot no doubt, not insanely hot, though. I'd reserve that for others, preferably over the age of 18.

[CJSchneider]

Let's raise the standards here, seriously. She's hot no doubt, not insanely hot, though. I'd reserve that for others, preferably over the age of 18.

Oh, don't get all high and mighty on us. LOL

[619]

Oh, don't get all high and mighty on us. LOL

I stand by what I said. No need to get all giddy about a 17-year-old girl. I think we've all seen hotter, even that young. C'mon guys ...

[CashmoneyDrew]

Actually this is the "Would You Hit It?" thread so let's lower the standards! :D

[CJSchneider]

I stand by what I said. No need to get all giddy about a 17-year-old girl. I think we've all seen hotter, even that young. C'mon guys ...

No, I was implying that age never was a

This post has been interrupted by the 5th amendment, where as CJ's answer may incriminate against him.

but that's just how I roll.

[the_legend_killer]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/09/16-22/vince-young-titans-missing-police-suicide-watch-collins.jpg

Would ya? Or is the question, would he let you?

[CC.SD]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/20575/1.jpg

Best ? in this thread so far. Would definitely hit. She probably has low self esteem.

[Giantsfan1080]

Why is that a *** test? Besides her hand stub there's no ***** I can see. Doesn't make sense.

[fischbowl]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/FurryFandom/Furries.png

Furry?

[CJSchneider]

Best ? in this thread so far. Would definitely hit. She probably has low self esteem.

My thoughts exactly.

[CJSchneider]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/FurryFandom/Furries.png

Furry?

Here kitty - kitty - kitty.

[raiderz4life]

Selena > Hannah >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lavato

no no no no

its Demi > Miley > Selena

[raiderz4life]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/FurryFandom/Furries.png

Furry?

I hate cats...is there like a she wolf???

[CJSchneider]

I hate cats...is there like a she wolf???

Rule 34 says :Yes

Google : she wolf, furry, image ) with safe search off - page 3)

[wogitalia]

It is clearly Selena>Miley>Demi>Spears for me. Though the top two are very interchangeable, but they are certainly a 1-2. My only problem with Selena is she actually looks younger than she is, which is a valuable asset when they are over 20, but a bit dangerous when they are under 20...

[RaiderNation]

Selena, Miley, Demi, Spears with out a doubt

EDIT: Taylor Swift is better then them all though

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Taylor Swift is also legaler than all of them and therefore has no place in this debate!

[The Unseen]

Taylor Swift is also a ******* ***** and can suck me angry!

[Crickett]

Rule 34 says :Yes

Google : she wolf, furry, image ) with safe search off - page 3)

http://www.continuityerror.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ackbar.jpg

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I don't even know what you said, unseen

TBS-movie it up for me.

[SwagU]

I go Selena>Miley>Demi.

[raiderz4life]

Taylor Swift is also legaler than all of them and therefore has no place in this debate!

that made me laugh cuz its coming from a Mod...don't ask me why though....

[etk]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/20575/1.jpg

I passed.

IDK if I'd hit it. Not that I care about the nub arm, I just need to see her face and/or ass. Boobs don't do it for me.

Actually this is the "Would You Hit It?" thread so let's lower the standards! :D

lol agreed. This thread is on opposite topic right now. We don't need 2 hot chick threads.

[Philliez01]

I don't feel like sifting through pages or using the Search bar which would remedy this.

http://www.sportsbastards.com/media/1/20061025-lauraquinn.jpg

Brady Quinn's sister, Laura Quinn, aka a skinnier/less muscle-y Dana Jacobsen.

[raiderz4life]

I don't feel like sifting through pages or using the Search bar which would remedy this.

http://www.sportsbastards.com/media/1/20061025-lauraquinn.jpg

Brady Quinn's sister, Laura Quinn, aka a skinnier/less muscle-y Dana Jacobsen.

we already discussed her...she was posted by yours truly ;)

[etk]

I'd hit it but I'd be afraid of the repercussions. Quinn and AJ Hawk are 2 big dudes. Each has at least 30 lbs on me.

[Philliez01]

we already discussed her...she was posted by yours truly ;)

Curses. Was a different photo used at least?

[Paul]

I'd hit it but I'd be afraid of the repercussions. Quinn and AJ Hawk are 2 big dudes. Each has at least 30 lbs on me.

Easy fix, just run at Quinn in an aggressive manner, he'll hit the deck. You're on your own with Hawk.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Hmm. I'd say yes to Quinn, her body is pretty nice although the face is meh.

[raiderz4life]

Curses. Was a different photo used at least?

yes :) your pic is a little better than the one i used

[Job]

I don't feel like sifting through pages or using the Search bar which would remedy this.

http://www.sportsbastards.com/media/1/20061025-lauraquinn.jpg

Brady Quinn's sister, Laura Quinn, aka a skinnier/less muscle-y Dana Jacobsen.

I thought it would end up with a skinnier/less muscle-y Brady Quinn.

[CJSchneider]

Too easy, someone post a pic of his "mom". That should be a little tougher.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2007/10/02/hattie_mcdaniel_vivien_leigh.jpg

Would you do Mammy? What if it was arranged that once you did Mammy, you could have Scarlett? Hmm. Or would you even hit Scarlett if you had to do Mammy afterwards?

[raiderz4life]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2007/10/02/hattie_mcdaniel_vivien_leigh.jpg

Would you do Mammy? What if it was arranged that once you did Mammy, you could have Scarlett? Hmm. Or would you even hit Scarlett if you had to do Mammy afterwards?

lights off or on?

[Brent]

I couldnt **** mammy. Period.

[CC.SD]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2007/10/02/hattie_mcdaniel_vivien_leigh.jpg

Would you do Mammy? What if it was arranged that once you did Mammy, you could have Scarlett? Hmm. Or would you even hit Scarlett if you had to do Mammy afterwards?

I cannot ******* believe you pulled out Mammy from GWTW. Some things are not meant even for this thread

[A Perfect Score]

If I got to hit Scarlett before/after, Id tap the **** out of that ol' *****.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I cannot ******* believe you pulled out Mammy from GWTW. Some things are not meant even for this thread

haha it was originally trying to stump CJ. But then I figured by throwing scarlett into the equation it would be debateable. I'm still torn, actually leaning to taking her first if I get scarlett after. I've totally got a hard on for her. But a negative hard on for mammy. It's tough

[Scotty D]

I read Brady Quinn is dating Alicia Sacrameno or whoever that Olympic gymnast is, lucky bastard.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

I read Brady Quinn is dating Alicia Sacrameno or whoever that Olympic gymnast is, lucky bastard.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

son...of..a....biiiitch.

[Brent]

eww, she has man shoulders.

[broth223]

http://a.wouldyouhitthis.com/2003/10/13/6360/pics/00573430010660704684493.jpg

WYHI?

[Brent]

Not likely, but I need to see if there is a fat ass in those acid-washed jeans

[raiderz4life]

I read Brady Quinn is dating Alicia Sacrameno or whoever that Olympic gymnast is, lucky bastard.

lucky sombitch...she's super hot.

for the pic above...i prolly would

[P-L]

I read Brady Quinn is dating Alicia Sacrameno or whoever that Olympic gymnast is, lucky bastard.
I hate him so much.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Apparently chicks dig guys who can throw 34 times for 100 yards.

[P-L]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HvnrtGqYrfY/RvWhwyQn_dI/AAAAAAAAAmI/6d2QZkjtPTI/s400/Brandon+Graham.jpg

I probably would.

[Borat]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HvnrtGqYrfY/RvWhwyQn_dI/AAAAAAAAAmI/6d2QZkjtPTI/s400/Brandon+Graham.jpg

I probably would.

You and Sniper could DP him.

[Wooty Magic!]

http://friendsboston.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/helen-keller.jpg

WYIT ?

[dabears10]

http://friendsboston.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/helen-keller.jpg

WYIT ?

She wouldn't even see it coming...

[thefalconer]

She wouldn't even see it coming...

imagine the sounds she would make.. oohlala.

[Scotty D]

http://www.dmsoftstudio.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sarah-palin-x.jpg

[P-L]

Definitely.

[CashmoneyDrew]

http://www.dmsoftstudio.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sarah-palin-x.jpg

If she promises to shave her mustache and never call me afterwards.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Absolute yes to Sarah Palin. And Bristol, while we're at it.

[CJSchneider]

Yes to the WHYI girl (she has an 80's thing about her), Helen Keller (What am I saying as I finger bang her?) and the Palin (insert Nalin' Palin joke here) chicks.

No to Mammy, even if Scarlett is thrown in.
-But it's Scarlett!
-Frankly, SWDC, I don't give a damn.

[DoughBoy]

http://www.dmsoftstudio.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sarah-palin-x.jpg

Gawd, yes.

[vidae]

http://www.dmsoftstudio.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sarah-palin-x.jpg

Oh hell yes.

[Brent]

No to Palin. Not now, not ever.

Helen Keller? I think if she started moaning I would start laughing too hard to keep going.

[dabears10]

No to Palin. Not now, not ever.

Helen Keller? I think if she started moaning I would start laughing too hard to keep going.

Think about the hate sex.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Yes to the WHYI girl (she has an 80's thing about her), Helen Keller (What am I saying as I finger bang her?) and the Palin (insert Nalin' Palin joke here) chicks.

No to Mammy, even if Scarlett is thrown in.
-But it's Scarlett!
-Frankly, SWDC, I don't give a damn.

Well played.

[fischbowl]

The Mammy for Scarlett hypothetical may be the toughest situation ever put to question in this thread

[Addict]

http://www.dmsoftstudio.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sarah-palin-x.jpg

...the guy who pulls me outta there will be named King of England.

[The_Dude]

I think that this is a chick. If so, WYHI?

http://www.tri-mag.de/img/athleten/wettkampf/gross/ficker.jpg

[Addict]

I think that this is a chick. If so, WYHI?

http://www.tri-mag.de/img/athleten/wettkampf/gross/ficker.jpg

that's pretty much the equivalent of jamming a rock against your groin over and over again

[Brent]

Think about the hate sex.
think about having to hear her speak or even look at her. both annoy me.

[Addict]

think about having to hear her speak or even look at her. both annoy me.

Sarah does look like a moaner... which is a plus in my book. And what is this "speaking" you mention?

As for the looking part: doggy.

[Brent]

Sarah does look like a moaner... which is a plus in my book. And what is this "speaking" you mention?

As for the looking part: doggy.
I just find her incredibly annoying, at all facets.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

The Mammy for Scarlett hypothetical may be the toughest situation ever put to question in this thread

It will be debated on the internet for generations to come. It's a real head scratcher, I'm still not totally decided.

[SwagU]

http://www.dmsoftstudio.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sarah-palin-x.jpg

Palin has always reminded me of that mom all the other guys wanted to ****.

[CJSchneider]

That's because she is that mom that all the guys wanted to ****.

[The Unseen]

She raised the male vote for McCain by raising every male's little voter

[SwagU]

She raised the male vote for McCain by raising every male's little voter

Too bad she was as dumb as a sack of bricks.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Sarah Palin deffinatly gets an extreme hate ****

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Let's just steer away from the political discussion here. Calling her dumb coutns as that in my book, so let's move on.

[SwagU]

Alright I dont know what it is but I have always found her so sexy, but my friends dont agree.

Katy Perry
http://stellarmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/katy-perry.jpg

[fenikz]

....umm yes

[Todd Bertuzzi]

Alright I dont know what it is but I have always found her so sexy, but my friends dont agree.

Katy Perry
http://stellarmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/katy-perry.jpg

http://nastyish.com/images/if-this-planes-a-rockin/katy-perry.jpg

[SwagU]

http://nastyish.com/images/if-this-planes-a-rockin/katy-perry.jpg

Actually yeah that is a pretty bad pic, I think my attraction has dropped lol.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Alright I dont know what it is but I have always found her so sexy, but my friends dont agree.

Katy Perry
http://stellarmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/katy-perry.jpg

Suprise! Your friends are ***!

[The Unseen]

that's definitely an unfair pic, because Katy Perry is a ************* lock.

[fenikz]

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-esquire-photo.jpg

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-esquire-photo.jpg

Booyah. Thats the Katy I know and love.

[SwagU]

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-esquire-photo.jpg

Ok now my attraction is back lol.

[A Perfect Score]

I'd run a train on Katy Perry. Shes so hot.

[The_Dude]

This is more of a "Who would you want to hit more?"

The wife:

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/photos_large/2008/09/02/Elin_Nordegren_and_Tiger_Woods_on_red_carpet.jpg

http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/R1vrG6zeTqI/AAAAAAAAL4w/rhPppT2El0g/elin-nordegren+tiger++woods+wife+picture%5B2%5D

Or the "mistress" (allegedly)

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID27745/images/tiger_woods_uchitel.jpg

http://www.filmyfair.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel-uchitel-.jpg

It is kind of not fair, since there really aren't any good picks of Rachel Uchitel.

I'd take the wife...

[Todd Bertuzzi]

Yes to Katy Perry and I'd take the wife.

[SwagU]

Im taking the wife, I have no idea what Tiger was thinking. Your wife is a supermodel and you cheat?

[raiderz4life]

Katy Perry needs to GTFO of this thread cuz she not questionable enough...she's the automatic yes and if someone says no...you're obviously *** lol

As for woods i'd take the wife

[The Unseen]

I think this thread acts as some people's security check for their heterosexuality. They want to confirm if obviously hittable chicks are really hittable to make sure that they can detect with their Detector.

[RaiderNation]

Katy Perry dresses a lil wierd, but would look good naked lol

[SwagU]

Katy Perry dresses a lil wierd, but would look good naked lol

I agree, she can dress like whatever she wants in the bedroom because it's coming off anyways.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Its so the wife. I hope this isnt true but,

Infadelity FAIL.

[619]

I need to see more pics of this "mistress". She looks like she could be better in bed.

Isn't that what we're judging here?

[thefalconer]

the wife could be a bust in bed. and she was recently prego, wasn't she? maybe that's when tiger committed his sin.

[Job]

I'd take Tiger.

[niel89]

WYHI?

http://www.suzykolber.net/suzy_kolber_pics/Suzy_Kolber_On-Field/originals/suzy_kolber_close_up_working.JPG

[A Perfect Score]

Im taking the wife, I have no idea what Tiger was thinking. Your wife is a supermodel and you cheat?

I hate a cheater as much as the next guy, but hes quite possibly the finest athlete on the planet. The man probably gets all kinds of ***** thrown at him on a regular basis, and if I was in his situation, Ive no doubt I would at least have a moment of weakness.

[SwagU]

WYHI?

http://www.suzykolber.net/suzy_kolber_pics/Suzy_Kolber_On-Field/originals/suzy_kolber_close_up_working.JPG

We know he would

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/football/_photos/2004-10-15-inside-namath-ko.jpg

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

WYHI?

http://www.suzykolber.net/suzy_kolber_pics/Suzy_Kolber_On-Field/originals/suzy_kolber_close_up_working.JPG

Aich Eye Tee

[raiderz4life]

Katy Perry dresses a lil wierd, but would look good naked lol

She dresses normal when you compage her to La...i mean Mr. Gaga

[wogitalia]

Katy Perry is pretty ordinary by celebrity standards but 99% of heterosexual men should be willing to dip their ***** in her.

The wife is certainly better in the Tiger case.

[jayceheathman]

I agree, she can dress like whatever she wants in the bedroom because it's coming off anyways.

She is too busy kissing girls and liking it.

[Bengals78]

WYHI?

http://www.suzykolber.net/suzy_kolber_pics/Suzy_Kolber_On-Field/originals/suzy_kolber_close_up_working.JPG


She would make for one of the best girlfriends ever.
She would actually ask YOU to watch more sports. A girlfriend you wouldnt have to explain the differences between zone blocking scheme and a power running scheme.

[TitanHope]

Alright I dont know what it is but I have always found her so sexy, but my friends dont agree.

Katy Perry
http://stellarmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/katy-perry.jpg

Katy Perry belongs in the Hot Chick Thread.

This is more of a "Who would you want to hit more?"

The wife:

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/photos_large/2008/09/02/Elin_Nordegren_and_Tiger_Woods_on_red_carpet.jpg

http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/R1vrG6zeTqI/AAAAAAAAL4w/rhPppT2El0g/elin-nordegren+tiger++woods+wife+picture%5B2%5D

Or the "mistress" (allegedly)

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID27745/images/tiger_woods_uchitel.jpg

http://www.filmyfair.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel-uchitel-.jpg

It is kind of not fair, since there really aren't any good picks of Rachel Uchitel.

I'd take the wife...

The wife. Definitely the wife. The mistress looks plastic.

WYHI?

http://www.suzykolber.net/suzy_kolber_pics/Suzy_Kolber_On-Field/originals/suzy_kolber_close_up_working.JPG

I would effin' marry her. I once had no attraction to a girl, found out she was a football fan, and then thought she was the hottest girl in school. It's wierd. Wierder thing is I ended up dating her sister instead. *shrug*

[djp]

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-esquire-photo.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/eg8l09.gif

[CJSchneider]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/2469480949_d9a78b9f3b.jpg

The Travel Channel's Samantha Brown, I'd sooooooo hit that.

[Brent]

The Travel Channel's Samantha Brown, I'd sooooooo hit that.
you can tell she is a party girl. when she went to mexico city, it was obvious that she was a little tipsy when she went to the jose cuervo distillery

[Paul]

http://upload.spankdu.com/images/m6j73p5vtf5d47phnnus.jpg

[tjsunstein]

That's pretty sexy. I'd have to see her face, though. Right now, I'd lean toward yes because from that picture she looks to have a nice body.

[redbills]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/2469480949_d9a78b9f3b.jpg

The Travel Channel's Samantha Brown, I'd sooooooo hit that.

heck yea. I like that show too.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

LOL Thats the dumbest thing Ive ever seen.

[Scotty D]

http://channelnine.ninemsn.com.au/img/t3/theview.jpg

You have to hit them all or none at all.

[B-Dawk]

couldnt do it, nope nope nope

[El Peefs?????]

Katy Perry, the less likable Zooey Deschanel !

[broth223]

http://channelnine.ninemsn.com.au/img/t3/theview.jpg

You have to hit them all or none at all.

Ugg I'll have to say all.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

http://channelnine.ninemsn.com.au/img/t3/theview.jpg

You have to hit them all or none at all.

Can I rape some and sex the others?

[Scotty D]

Can I rape some and sex the others?

You have to make "love" to Barbara Walters, the rest I don't give a ****

[CJSchneider]

You have to make "love" to Barbara Walters, the rest I don't give a ****

Can I make love to her with a broom handle?

[Borat]

I'd hit Hasselbeck first. Then totally reneg on hitting the other ones. Except maybe Whoopie, but that would purely be a hate ****.

[P-L]

I would totally bang Liz Hasselbeck. I'm just not sure I'd do the other four in order to.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I can't believe any of you are considering that. Most of you said no to the Mammy for Scarlett thing and this is like 4 mammies for a poor man's scarlett. She was the prettiest girl for three counties!

[The Unseen]

I'm not being inconsistent. I say yes to Mammy for Scarlett, and no to all of The View.

[hobbes2053]

Elizabeth Hasselbeck FTW. The View sucks though.

[M.O.T.H.]

As long as Hasselbeck isnt allowed to talk.

[hobbes2053]

I'd fishhook her sexy ass. That ought to keep her from talking.

[wogitalia]

Heck no on the View thing. The one good one is no where near good enough for the other 4. For Jessica Alba you might run that gauntlet but not for the blondie.

[trkaline]

Now we talking anal, felatio, straight sex, tongue in asshole, what we talking? What are the parameters?

[MetSox17]

I'd bang Elizabeth in a jiffy. I'd do Joy to get to Elizabeth, but there's no way i get anywhere near Whoopi or Sheri. Or Barbara.

[Scotty D]

Now we talking anal, felatio, straight sex, tongue in asshole, what we talking? What are the parameters?

Mannn I don't want to discuss tonging anyones asshole with you, let alone the cast of The View!

[JFLO]

http://www.yourtango.com/files/debbie%20downer%202.jpg

The only thing I would worry about would be attachment issues, otherwise, I'm all for it.

[trkaline]

Mannn I don't want to discuss tonging anyones asshole with you, let alone the cast of The View!

Well if its straight sex id do it....just when I was ******* Whoopie i'd pretend I'm in prison so it would seem less g ay.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

http://channelnine.ninemsn.com.au/img/t3/theview.jpg

You have to hit them all or none at all.

Just to clarify, is it Christmas style? Or Hanukkah?

[broth223]

http://celebrityworld.today.com/files/2009/01/tom-brady-gisele-bundchen1.jpg

Would you do one to get to the other? Since I think all these questions are going to be asked.

+ Christmas or Hanukkah your choice.
+ You are both the QB and the center but no oral.
+ She does everything you want even the blumpkin.
+ Lights on or off BUT it has to be the same for both.

[Job]

Yeah, I'd do Gisele to get Tom. He's sexy.

[Borat]

Uhhhh, no. I wouldn't hit any guy to get a girl. Jesus, get a hooker or something.

[Brent]

Jesus, get a hooker or something.
if I remember correctly, he did in fact chill with hookers.

[broth223]

Uhhhh, no. I wouldn't hit any guy to get a girl. Jesus, get a hooker or something.

This isn't any girl this is Mrs Tom Brady Buuuuuchhhaannn. Super Model and pure hotness. Plus think of the millions I'd get from Tom to keep this on the DL.

[The Unseen]

Definitely not.

[El Peefs?????]

That is a terrible pic of Gisele, her face looks ooglay.

[Borat]

Nobody penetrates my butt. NOBODY!!!!!!!!!

[wogitalia]

That is a terrible pic of Gisele, her face looks ooglay.

That is a pretty standard pic of Gisele then. By supermodel standards, Gisele is very ordinary.

Please do not misinterpret the above to mean I would hesitate in placing my ***** inside her.

[M.O.T.H.]

I think Giselle looks ugly in a lot of pics, personally. She's hot but, I dont think she's amazing or anything, I never thought she had a really beautiful face.

[MetSox17]

Nobody penetrates my butt. NOBODY!!!!!!!!!

+1,000,000,000

[vikes_28]

Nobody penetrates my butt. NOBODY!!!!!!!!!

That's what you think.

[CC.SD]

Giselle is hooooot but no Bar Rafaeli.

[vidae]

Giselle is hooooot but no Bar Rafaeli.

This. Bar is 10x hotter.

[kalbears13]

Nobody penetrates my butt. NOBODY!!!!!!!!!

http://www.firstaidandsafetyonline.com/admin/uploads/af-exit-only-do-not-enter-s.jpg

[raiderz4life]

I'm not a huge fan of Giselle...I'd do her but i don't think she's that great in supermodel standards i'd give her like an 8 lol

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/14/l_bd5b75fe05d341e3a3df8c333756aac5.jpg

[dabears10]

Is that a cupcake tatooed on her chest?

[jayceheathman]

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/14/l_bd5b75fe05d341e3a3df8c333756aac5.jpg

Those earrings always freak me out.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Is that a cupcake tatooed on her chest?

Haha I totally missed that. Never got past the fist sized hole in her ear.

[the decider13]

Haha I totally missed that. Never got past the fist sized hole in her ear.

I had decided that I would hit it...then I noticed the earings. I must respectfully decline hitting that.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Just another hole for me to put it in.

[SuperMcgee]

I hate stretched ears. Hate them. And I don't care for the random minor facial piercings, but that really doesn't have any effect on my answer in any case.
Would.

[El Peefs?????]

would hit ear chick. would definitely give it a few tugs. maybe then pull that ring out and lube 'er up.





http://homepage.mac.com/kennyneal/jei/050524hotornot.jpg

[HawkeyeFan]

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/14/l_bd5b75fe05d341e3a3df8c333756aac5.jpg
After a semi-difficult decision, yes.

[Gay Ork Wang]

it was not difficult.yes

[CJSchneider]

I say:

Yes to ear chick: those hoops become handles when I'm enjoying a BJ.

Yes to teeth chick: unless those teeth are coming out of her vag.
I'd just hit it from the back.

[wogitalia]

Yes to ear chick, though those things sort of disgust me, that is assuming that her body is as decent as it would appear and she isn't some disfigured beast(ears aside).

Teeth chick I think not. I probably wouldn't do her if her teeth were fine, but teeth are up there with things that need to be good for me.

[Brent]

ear girl is cute, I cant do bad teeth. I just cant. ever.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Yeah if the ear girl didn't have the huge ******* hole in her ear, she wouldn't belong in this thread. To test, put your hand over the hole in her ear. Then put your other hand over the rest of the hole. She's pretty hot.

[bhaarat316]

I'd do it even with the hole..but it would be weird. I would probably try and pull at that ****.

[Go_Eagles77]

http://homepage.mac.com/kennyneal/jei/050524hotornot.jpg

Those aren't her real teeth, you can't see her bottom teeth. I'd still probably go no with her though.

[wogitalia]

Those aren't her real teeth, you can't see her bottom teeth. I'd still probably go no with her though.

It matters not, she would have to have a remarkable body for me to be saying yes to it and from what you can see of it, she doesn't.

[fischbowl]

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/NA-BC767_ARGENT_DV_20091214180619.jpg

Argentine President Cristina Kirchner?

[CJSchneider]

Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I'd surely hit you.

[Go_Eagles77]

http://www.uglypeople.se/images/pictures/34/34.jpg

[thefalconer]

http://www.uglypeople.se/images/pictures/34/34.jpg

is that even a question?

[Job]

I guess the question should be the other way around for that. Cause if that thing sets its eyes on you, there's nothing you can do about it.

[fischbowl]

No.........

[bhaarat316]

why is he wearing a top?

[MetSox17]

Yeah, i don't think there's any way that's actually a female...

[Shiver]

http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo86/clarancefrank/C16/Shaal.jpg

[Job]

I'd hit the bird.

[LTgiants]

http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo86/clarancefrank/C16/Shaal.jpg

yeah I would hit it only cause shes funny on tv

[Go_Eagles77]

is that even a question?
You're right, I actually meant to post that in the hot chick thread. My bad.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo86/clarancefrank/C16/Shaal.jpg

No. Plus I'm not Bret or Jemaine so she wouldn't be into me either.

[fischbowl]

I'd hit Kristen Schaal, yah

[raiderz4life]

http://www.uglypeople.se/images/pictures/34/34.jpg

HELL NO! lol

[CJSchneider]

You know what, I'm not even quoting the image that thing is so ugly. HELL NO!

[MiWolves]

That thing reminds me of the tranny baldwin in super buff form WTF

[dabears10]

http://i49.tinypic.com/4vgz8w.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/bhf8ux.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/2hgz1fo.jpg

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I'm gonna say yes. Even though those tats freak me out and her neck is really long. Lay off the ink, Brontosaurus!

[fenikz]

hell yes

http://stewiesplayground.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/meg-griffin.png

[broth223]

hell yes

http://stewiesplayground.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/meg-griffin.png

Hells yeah because when she becomes 3-D she transforms into

http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/article/mila_kunis.jpg

[CJSchneider]

hell yes

http://stewiesplayground.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/meg-griffin.png

Hell yeah, you know she's a freak.