The "Would You Hit It?" Thread

[The Unseen]

Why is this a question? I'd integrate my dick into her *****.

[niel89]

With full costume and yells like Link

http://larcho.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/link.jpg

[ImBrotherCain]

With full costume and yells like Link

http://larcho.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/link.jpg

Is that really even questionable?

[Kramer]

Scott Wright anyone?

[Scotty D]

Is that really even questionable?

They could be dudes

[niel89]

Scott Wright anyone?

only if he bumps up Gerharts ranking. ;)

[Job]

They could be dudes

And your point is...?

[MikeTeel]

since we are talking Star Wars

Yes,

http://curtis.steinhour.net/images/Personal/RPG/Retired/Gorwookik/Twilek.jpg

I sooooooo want to bang a Twi' lek

They could gargle my wookie.

[CJSchneider]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/femtrooper-femtrooper-stormtrooper-star-wars-starwars-female-demotivational-poster-1222866144.jpg

OK, I think they are making fun of me now.

[vidae]

With full costume and yells like Link

http://larcho.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/link.jpg

Those chicks are really weird.

[CJSchneider]

Their pointy ears make great handles though.

[El Peefs?????]

And they are pretty damn cute

[Brent]

I'd let them blow my ocarina.

[Bosanac01]

Scott Wright anyone?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1755000/images/_1755546_strip150.jpg

hell yes

[OSUGiants17]

With tats-
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc179/babycosta94/Kat-Von-D.jpg
or without?
http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kat-von-d-without-tattoos-unretouched-21.jpg

I say either way. I gotta think for Kat

[CJSchneider]

I say either way. I gotta think for Kat

And judging from your spelling we know which head is getting all the oxygen rich blood.

[hobbes2053]

With tats-
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc179/babycosta94/Kat-Von-D.jpg
or without?
http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kat-von-d-without-tattoos-unretouched-21.jpg

I say either way. I gotta think for Kat

Q: Does it even matter?

A: Not in the least.

[Scotty D]

http://asset.soup.io/asset/0654/3781_2c84.jpeg

[CJSchneider]

Am I missing something here?

[Addict]

http://asset.soup.io/asset/0654/3781_2c84.jpeg

how exactly should I feel in doubt about doing her?

[CJSchneider]

Yeah, unless I'm slow on the up-take here - I'm not getting how this is even a question. She can even leave the funky little bat ears thing on for all I care.

[Bosanac01]

She looks like the type of girl that gives it to you.

[CJSchneider]

She looks like the type of girl that gives it to you.

Bos, please tell me you are not afraid of a thick, healthy woman. I thought we had made so much progress.l

[Bosanac01]

Bos, please tell me you are not afraid of a thick, healthy woman. I thought we had made so much progress.l

I didn't say there was anything wrong with that.

[CC.SD]

That Batchick is destroyable for sure, this thread has really lost its way.

[vikes_28]

http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/legacyimages/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/13/mom_jeans.jpg

[TitanHope]

http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/legacyimages/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/13/mom_jeans.jpg

Still a hot blonde with big boobs. Yes.

Backup singer ain't bad neithuh!

[tjsunstein]

Backup singer ain't bad neithuh!

She looks like she knows how to handle objects of that nature. nomsayin?

[dabears10]

http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/legacyimages/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/13/mom_jeans.jpg

SEXUAL NAPALM!

[CJSchneider]

She looks like she knows how to handle objects of that nature. nomsayin?

So help me Jeebus I was thinking the same thing.

[fischbowl]

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/dancing-with-the-stars/images/marie-osmond.jpg

Marie Osmond?

[CJSchneider]

Oh, C'mon - you guys have to make it harder than this.

[CashmoneyDrew]

You know Donnie was hittin' that.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

There must be a legitimate reason not to hit the posted individual. Dems da rulez.

[broth223]

There must be a legitimate reason not to hit the posted individual. Dems da rulez.

http://gallicwars.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/tila-tequila-white-bikini-sex-hair.jpg

[Jimmy]

http://gallicwars.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/tila-tequila-white-bikini-sex-hair.jpg

I'd hit it like Shawne. Giggidy Giggidy.

[DoughBoy]

http://gallicwars.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/tila-tequila-white-bikini-sex-hair.jpg

You know she is infected with something. That being said..... yes.

[wicket]

http://gallicwars.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/tila-tequila-white-bikini-sex-hair.jpg

she looks like ET, not sure yet

[CJSchneider]

http://gallicwars.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/tila-tequila-white-bikini-sex-hair.jpg

If I could hit that, I'd be a merry man also.

[Brent]

I'd have to scrubs my **** down with disinfectant before & after, but yes, yes I would.

[vidae]

She looks like she knows how to handle objects of that nature. nomsayin?

I'm afraid I don't. Would you please elaborate?

[hobbes2053]

I'm afraid I don't. Would you please elaborate?

Microphones are shaped like penises. I think I made that as clear as possible :D

[vidae]

Microphones are shaped like penises. I think I made that as clear as possible :D

OH. I get it now.

[bored of education]

http://hoopgurlz.com/files/players/Brittney-Griner-150.jpg

http://media.nj.com/njsports_impact/photo/brittney-grinerjpg-ba80ccfc8d2c703a_medium.jpg

she would hit you

[hobbes2053]

OH. I get it now.

If you were being sarcastic, all apologies. Internet + sarcasm = confusion.

[Bengals78]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/SecretCode/lol/raptors/i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

Any way, what about her CJ ^ (The raptor)

[hobbes2053]

http://hoopgurlz.com/files/players/Brittney-Griner-150.jpg

http://media.nj.com/njsports_impact/photo/brittney-grinerjpg-ba80ccfc8d2c703a_medium.jpg

she would hit you

http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/461.gif

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Hell ******* no to Tila Tequila. I'd tap the Baylor chick before Tila Tequila.

[Bengals78]

Hell ******* no to Tila Tequila. I'd tap the Baylor chick before Tila Tequila.

What about now? Its a slightly better pic

http://www.star.le.ac.uk/edu/Root_folder/et.jpg

[CC.SD]

I would hit Tequila if it was rough as **** and I was wearing astronaut gear to protect me from STDs.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I woud hit Tila Tequila, but only in the sense of hitting like back when we were really young, before our minds were corrupted. I'd punch her right in the face.

[Bengals78]

I woud hit Tila Tequila, but only in the sense of hitting like back when we were really young, before our minds were corrupted. I'd punch her right in the face.

Id use a bat. I fear skin contact with her.

[Brent]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/reno_of_the_turks2134/hit-it-crowbar.jpg

[CJSchneider]

I'd take a shot at Jason Smith before Brittney Griner.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

http://media.canada.com/fae0b6fd-d281-4d23-840e-569bef1c674c/eberle_stick5.jpg

http://media.canada.com/fae0b6fd-d281-4d23-840e-569bef1c674c/eberle_10.jpg

A billion times yes.

[Scotty D]

http://i.imgur.com/uJwts.gif

[CJSchneider]

http://i.imgur.com/uJwts.gif

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/jizzinpants.jpg

[Scotty D]

she kinda creeps me out lol

[StripedWalrus]

http://i.imgur.com/uJwts.gif
http://www.milwaukeecarpetinstall.com/images/carpet5-sample.jpg

[wogitalia]

Somehow Walrus' sig makes that chick freakier, having that creepy ginger synchronise himself to it just makes it creepy.

I would probably hit her though then be freaked the **** out when I realised what her tongue was like, then oh so aroused when I thought about what the possibilities are with that dual wield technique she is working.

[bored of education]

http://i.imgur.com/uJwts.gif

i need to catch up yes id hit it

[bored of education]

http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/legacyimages/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/13/mom_jeans.jpg

i would hit both them , sick kmart jeans

[bored of education]

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/dancing-with-the-stars/images/marie-osmond.jpg

Marie Osmond?

i have hit it in the shower with my left hand twice.

[bored of education]

http://gallicwars.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/tila-tequila-white-bikini-sex-hair.jpg

i dont need no stupid not funny picture to say i would hit this

[bored of education]

With full costume and yells like Link

http://larcho.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/link.jpg

**** yes id tap them

this game is not that fun

[bored of education]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/a/pyzamlilgirl.jpg

id pile drive her

[bored of education]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3097/2645414484_000a9584d1.jpg

We're gonna have to agree to disagree. Dispite the so-so / yucky face (don't get me strated on her body in general), "Tattoo *****" here would be gettin' stuck long before "Roid Quenn".

go fish ******

[MikeVickTheSickest]

http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/1flo_stephanie_courtney.jpg

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

yuuuuuuuuuup

[Scotty D]

http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/1flo_stephanie_courtney.jpg

hell ******* yes

[Bosanac01]

Flo is what got this thread started. And yes i would.

[niel89]

http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/1flo_stephanie_courtney.jpg

Stephanie Courtney all day.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/adamavila/untitled.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/jknizzle/4ldk40y.jpg

[CJSchneider]

http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/1flo_stephanie_courtney.jpg

Stephanie Courtney all day.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/adamavila/untitled.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/jknizzle/4ldk40y.jpg

Seriously? You have to make them harder then that.

The tough question is...


Would you hit this Flo?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RTswKzWDHeM/SiVo1mSjlHI/AAAAAAAAHik/0ayAMV3JSaY/s400/diner+flo.jpg

[Bengals78]

Why not.
A little granny poonanny never hurt.

[TitanHope]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/misty_fap.jpg

Hell ******* yes! Really easy one in my view, but I wanted to hear the one-liners and responses from ya'll. :D

[Caddy]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/misty_fap.jpg

Hell ******* yes! Really easy one in my view, but I wanted to hear the one-liners and responses from ya'll. :D

Sounds good to me!

[CJSchneider]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/misty_fap.jpg

Hell ******* yes! Really easy one in my view, but I wanted to hear the one-liners and responses from ya'll. :D

While Ash sits around playing with his balls, I'm gonna go tap that "vagasaur".

[Mr.Regular]

How about Jimmy Clausens lady friends? I direct you to the 'Why Jimmy Clausen will bust' thread in the Draft section to check it out.

[vikes_28]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/misty_fap.jpg

Hell ******* yes! Really easy one in my view, but I wanted to hear the one-liners and responses from ya'll. :D

easy yes....

[The Unseen]

I'd put my Squirtle in her

[vidae]

This has so many possibilities. SO MANY. We've already used vagasaur and squirtle. What else you guys got?

Oh, and very yes. I have a huge thing for redheads.

[vidae]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/jknizzle/4ldk40y.jpg

Christina Hendricks is the epitome of perfect woman to me, so it would be a resounding hell yes.

[El Peefs?????]

Christina Hendricks belongs about 1000 miles from this thread, in my bed.

[Go_Eagles77]

Seriously, whoever says no to that is ***.

[vikes_28]

This has so many possibilities. SO MANY. We've already used vagasaur and squirtle. What else you guys got?

Oh, and very yes. I have a huge thing for redheads.

I'd like to ride that like Horsea.

She gives me Sudowoodo.

When I look at her, my Metopod can't get any harder.

[bored of education]

Christina Hendricks belongs about 1000 miles from this thread, in my bed.

can i cum ;)

[wicket]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/misty_fap.jpg

Hell ******* yes! Really easy one in my view, but I wanted to hear the one-liners and responses from ya'll. :D

- Id empty my pokeballs all over her
- Id want to catch it all

to add some pokemon names:
chickachu
Digatrio (dugtrio)
Id love for her to snorlax me
Id take a chansey on her
Id give her a slowpoke, than slowly quicker my pokes
Shed give me a cuboner


ill edit some more in if i think of any

[bored of education]

id stick it in here jigglypuff

[vikes_28]

id stick it in here jigglypuff

so would i

[TitanHope]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/misty_fap.jpg

Hell ******* yes! Really easy one in my view, but I wanted to hear the one-liners and responses from ya'll. :D

Ok, I've got some!

- I'd beedrillin' her all night long!
- I would train her any day!
- I'd brock her world!

[MikeTeel]

- Id empty my pokeballs all over her
- Id want to catch it all

to add some pokemon names:
chickachu
Digatrio (dugtrio)
Id love for her to snorlax me
Id take a chansey on her
Id give her a slowpoke, than slowly quicker my pokes
Shed give me a cuboner


ill edit some more in if i think of any

She makes my metapod harden.

Edit: Someone had it before me. :( I thought it was genius.

[BaLLiN]

I'd like to ride that like Horsea.

She gives me Sudowoodo.

When I look at her, my Metopod can't get any harder.

quoted for excellence,

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/whos-awesome.jpg

[thule]

I'd Blastoise all over her face
If I were a Ratiticate I'd use hyperfang on her

[BaLLiN]

Attract
Harden
Pound
Hydro Pump
Hydro Pump
Triattack (Nurse joy and whoever that hot police officers)
Splash
Encore

[TitanHope]

Attract
Harden
Pound
Hydro Pump
Hydro Pump
Triattack (Nurse joy and whoever that hot police officers)
Splash
Encore

Drill Peck
Horn Drill
Flail
Bone Club
Discharge
Egg Bomb
Gunk Shot
Role Play
Slam
Snatch
Spit Up
String Shot
Switcheroo
Teeter Dance

And my personal favorite, Wood Hammer.

[Scotty D]

Has anyone found something CJ won't hit yet?

[bored of education]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e181/cwshiles/FatGirl.jpg

[vikes_28]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e181/cwshiles/FatGirl.jpg

omg...count me in. She looks hungry.

[bored of education]

you need a crobar to get those jeans off

[CJSchneider]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-QzVEfGK34/SN0jHUi0DPI/AAAAAAAAAQc/NBEhwYzwF6k/s400/hell+no.bmp

[bored of education]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-QzVEfGK34/SN0jHUi0DPI/AAAAAAAAAQc/NBEhwYzwF6k/s400/hell+no.bmp

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

there we have it. Bring your ice skates to hell.

[Job]

That pokemon nerdiness is terrifying.

[wogitalia]

you need a crobar to get those jeans off

Mate, I say those jeans got the **** off her about 2 minutes after that photo was taken. Those jeans are at breaking point.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/misty_fap.jpg

Hell ******* yes! Really easy one in my view, but I wanted to hear the one-liners and responses from ya'll. :D

It's not rape if you use a master ball.
She makes me want to spank the Mankey.
I'd hit it like Hitmonchan.

[CJSchneider]

The look on her face is something else. I can just hear it-

Vikes: "Mom,were out of maple syrup!"

[hobbes2053]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/misty_fap.jpg

Hell ******* yes! Really easy one in my view, but I wanted to hear the one-liners and responses from ya'll. :D

She makes my Bellsprout.

[TitanHope]

What I wanna know is, why was the pokeball paintshopped in? Was her replica not up to internets standards? Perhaps she is indeed Misty and brought an actual pokeball from the alternate dimension she came from, and to avoid goverment interest, she had to cover up her real pokeball by shoppin' one over it? That's just my theory anyway.

[hobbes2053]

Wait. There's a pokeball in that picture?

[bored of education]

She has a nice collection of Beverly Cleary books in the book ground

[gsorace]

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/32nd+Kennedy+Center+Honors+1tHG7jBnDmum.jpg

Wonder Women herself.

[El Peefs?????]

Absolutely hit it.

[CJSchneider]

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/32nd+Kennedy+Center+Honors+1tHG7jBnDmum.jpg

Wonder Women herself.


How is that even close?

[El Peefs?????]

How is that even close?

Stone fox right there.

[bored of education]

Seriously, I thought this thread was supposed to make you think before responding.

[BaLLiN]

http://freeltcquotes.com/Resources/Images/Articles/WomanWithBook200x298.gif

[CJSchneider]

Too old, show me a younger pic of the same lady.

[KCJ58]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/misty_fap.jpg

Hell ******* yes! Really easy one in my view, but I wanted to hear the one-liners and responses from ya'll. :D

yes, my hand would be on her throat all night long...

[Go_Eagles77]

Too old, show me a younger pic of the same lady.
So you're not interested in younger women?

[CC.SD]

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2010/03/michelle_mcgee_jesse_james_nazi_09_full.jpg

Alright *************. We've had plenty of girls where you draw the line at ugly, at young, at possibly male...but do you keep it in your pants for the white supremacist movement? I do.

This is the terrifying ***** who broke up Sandy's marriage.

[CJSchneider]

I've already answered this; I answered yes.

[HawkeyeFan]

Absolutely yes I would!

[vidae]

Absolutely not. She wouldn't be attractive without the tattoos. She's hideous, and the nazi stuff doesn't help her case either.

[TitanHope]

Is she really a nazi, or was that just a photo shoot and we're envisioning a hypothetical nazi scenario?

Anyway, I say no either way. I'm into the suicide girl scene, but she ain't that hot and I'm not too big into that many tattoos.


Here's one: Linda Perry, lead singer of the band Four Non Blondes.

ZwCt0YQPn7g

[Bosanac01]

Holy **** Nazi Chick. Now This Is What I've Been Waiting For.

[General Zod]

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/32nd+Kennedy+Center+Honors+1tHG7jBnDmum.jpg

Wonder Women herself.

Are you kidding? If she had the WW outfit on, it would be over before it even started for me.

[General Zod]

Is she really a nazi, or was that just a photo shoot and we're envisioning a hypothetical nazi scenario?

Anyway, I say no either way. I'm into the suicide girl scene, but she ain't that hot and I'm not too big into that many tattoos.


Here's one: Linda Perry, lead singer of the band Four Non Blondes.

ZwCt0YQPn7g

Yes, as long as she didnt talk.

[CJSchneider]

Is she really a nazi, or was that just a photo shoot and we're envisioning a hypothetical nazi scenario?

Anyway, I say no either way. I'm into the suicide girl scene, but she ain't that hot and I'm not too big into that many tattoos.


Here's one: Linda Perry, lead singer of the band Four Non Blondes.

ZwCt0YQPn7g

Yes, as long as she didnt talk.

Agreed. The minute she opens her mouth, I'm sticking my **** in it to shut her up.

[gsorace]

http://thatswhatimsayingguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/mark-sanchez-hilary-rhoda-gq-2.jpg

Both or Neither

[Addict]

Yes, as long as she didnt talk.

Agreed. The minute she opens her mouth, I'm sticking my **** in it to shut her up.

she's a lesbian, you idiots.

[CJSchneider]

she's a lesbian, you idiots.

Are you implying I lack the power to get her back on the right team?

[zachsaints52]

Are you implying I lack the power to get her back on the right team?

I think he just challenged your manhood yes.

[TitanHope]

Are you implying I lack the power to get her back on the right team?

You got it in the bag, CJ. Especially if you're competing with the thing playing the bass. *shudders*

[broth223]

http://thatswhatimsayingguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/mark-sanchez-hilary-rhoda-gq-2.jpg

Both or Neither

Would I be the Quarterback or the Center?

[prock]

http://thatswhatimsayingguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/mark-sanchez-hilary-rhoda-gq-2.jpg

Both or Neither

Does this imply double teaming the girl, or having intercourse with both? If it is the first, both. If it is the second, neither.

[General Zod]

she's a lesbian, you idiots.

And like i said, If she didnt talk, I would never know this.

[Bengals78]

http://www.plastictastic.com/portal/files/u1/raquel-welch-picture-1.jpg

I sure as hell would.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

ZAwlId3MDEI

I think my answer is obvious.

[CC.SD]

http://thatswhatimsayingguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/mark-sanchez-hilary-rhoda-gq-2.jpg

Both or Neither

Obviously both, what are you ***

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Is she really a nazi, or was that just a photo shoot and we're envisioning a hypothetical nazi scenario?

Anyway, I say no either way. I'm into the suicide girl scene, but she ain't that hot and I'm not too big into that many tattoos.


Here's one: Linda Perry, lead singer of the band Four Non Blondes.

ZwCt0YQPn7g

First time I read this, I thought you said you were into the suicidal girl scene. lol

[descendency]

http://thatswhatimsayingguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/mark-sanchez-hilary-rhoda-gq-2.jpg

Both or Neither

She's nice, but his hairy legs would make it gross... :rolleyes:

[CJSchneider]

ZAwlId3MDEI

I think my answer is obvious.

I would as well, and strangely, I will be going and checking out some the Bun-Bun haikus.

[General Zod]

http://www.plastictastic.com/portal/files/u1/raquel-welch-picture-1.jpg

I sure as hell would.

Thats not even a question with me.

[bored of education]

http://www.wickedfaire.com/2010/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ArielleRed.jpg

dont ask how i found this

[CJSchneider]

Hell no, I want to know.

[trkaline]

Is that a dude? If not yes...then I would promptly kill it, which is not a crime because it has no soul...

[PackerLegend]

ehhhhhhhhh I'll pass especially since it looks more like a man.

[CJSchneider]

I think boe found that pic on a tranny dating service website.

[descendency]

Has (s)he had that operation yet???

[TitanHope]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/8915/wyhiaryanginger.jpg

"Jeeziz ******* Chrysler. Nothing ruins fapability like a swastika."

CC set the precedent, but this one isn't as...frightening. So gents, WYHI?

[Borat]

Hell yea I'd hit it ... doggy style ... put her hands on the floor. And I'd be jive talkin while I was plowing just to piss her off.

[CJSchneider]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/8915/wyhiaryanginger.jpg


Ja I' d schlug es.

[broth223]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/8915/wyhiaryanginger.jpg

"Jeeziz ******* Chrysler. Nothing ruins fapability like a swastika."

CC set the precedent, but this one isn't as...frightening. So gents, WYHI?

I'd tie her up and hit it at climax I will start quoting the Tora during the money shot!

[Addict]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/8915/wyhiaryanginger.jpg

"Jeeziz ******* Chrysler. Nothing ruins fapability like a swastika."

CC set the precedent, but this one isn't as...frightening. So gents, WYHI?

I'd hit it like Zyklon B hit the showers.

too much?

[Brent]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/8915/wyhiaryanginger.jpg
Achtung!

I'd liberate that.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Looks photoshopped anyways.

[Addict]

Looks photoshopped anyways.

yeah no way she's a real firecrotch

[TitanHope]

Don't think it's a real tattoo. Looks like marker. Plus, if it was real, then it'd eventually wear off the palm of her hand.

But yeah, would smash.

[MetSox17]

I'd destroy that.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

Blitzkrieg.

[CJSchneider]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/8915/wyhiaryanginger.jpg



I'd hit it so hard, she'd think I was "goose-stepping" in it.

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041109/041109_germany_wall_vlg8a.widec.jpg

I'd hit it like this guy.

[Scotty D]

I don't know about how a "handy" would turn out, look at where that swastika is located. Maybe I'm over thinking it.

[Todd Bertuzzi]

http://www.seriousrunning.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ed-norton-x.jpg

I would.

[dabears10]

My question is unquestionably yes, but would YOU hit it?

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l41r1b4TJg1qc0yybo1_500.jpg

[Brent]

yeah, but I have a problem with tattoo girls

[CJSchneider]

yeah, but I have a problem with tattoo girls

Same here. I'd still hit it though.

[bhaarat316]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/8915/wyhiaryanginger.jpg

"Jeeziz ******* Chrysler. Nothing ruins fapability like a swastika."

CC set the precedent, but this one isn't as...frightening. So gents, WYHI?

not a Hakenkreuz, so would hit it. If she turned her hand in a 45 degree angle then i would think about it, and then hit it.

[Bengals78]

My question is unquestionably yes, but would YOU hit it?

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l41r1b4TJg1qc0yybo1_500.jpg

no brainer for me. I dig tattoo girls

[Brent]

Same here. I'd still hit it though.
my problem is that, at least in my experience, a lot of the girls I meet with tattoos are a bit bitchy.

[CJSchneider]

I haven't had that experience. I just think nude flesh by itself is sexier than nude flesh with anything I can imagine drawn on it.

[SuperMcgee]

Not fully opposed to tattoos, but I hate the whole "underneath the skin" tattoo theme. I've seen quite a few like that (not on the bodies of cute girls, so much), it's just pretty lame to me.

A definite yes to her, though.

[Brent]

I haven't had that experience. I just think nude flesh by itself is sexier than nude flesh with anything I can imagine drawn on it.
see, visually, I think girls with tattoos can look just as good (assuming the tattoos are well done and not stupid designs), but your typical Austin scene girl/hipster/fixed gear rider is typically bitchy and thinks way too highly of herself.

[Addict]

Not fully opposed to tattoos, but I hate the whole "underneath the skin" tattoo theme. I've seen quite a few like that (not on the bodies of cute girls, so much), it's just pretty lame to me.

A definite yes to her, though.

pretty much this. that tattoo is lame.

[fenikz]

its done really well though

[Bengals78]

its done really well though

No denying that. She definitely got a great artist.

[SloppyJoe]

would u??


http://www.etpueffke.de/Seiten/09_08_04/haesslich.jpg



http://www.allmystery.de/dateien/vo50785,1257471309,amy_winehouse_hairstyle.jpg

[bhaarat316]

I think the Meth got to them.

[Brent]

isnt the bottom one that amy winehouse chick? if she's STD free, I would

[trkaline]

Winehouse yes....other chick..looks like a ***** from a scifi flick...

[SloppyJoe]

what about those hotties



http://www.phpblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fette_frauen-300x267.jpg


http://is4.myvideo.de/de/user_pics/155/pic_3865655_1248029044.jpg

[trkaline]

Handjob.....

[CJSchneider]

Hell to the naw!!!

[broth223]

I always wondered what a belly button job would be like

[Addict]

what about those hotties



http://www.phpblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fette_frauen-300x267.jpg


http://is4.myvideo.de/de/user_pics/155/pic_3865655_1248029044.jpg

are.... the hotties hiding behind those really fat chicks?

[fast_10]

would u??


http://www.etpueffke.de/Seiten/09_08_04/haesslich.jpg



http://www.allmystery.de/dateien/vo50785,1257471309,amy_winehouse_hairstyle.jpg yes to amy winehouse

[broth223]

I find it funny that people say yes to Amy Winehouse but no to Tia Tequila

[badgerbacker]

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2010/06/17/image6592050g.jpg

He did.

[TitanHope]

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2010/06/17/image6592050g.jpg

He did.

I absolutely lost it. Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Addict]

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2010/06/17/image6592050g.jpg

He did.

I still say he shoulda falcon punched her for epic win.

[broth223]

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/body_builder_chick_4.jpg

OR

http://owlibrary.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/toad.jpg

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

[Addict]

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/body_builder_chick_4.jpg

OR

http://owlibrary.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/toad.jpg

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

damn I'd hate to get a tugjob with those guns :O

[trkaline]

damn I'd hate to get a tugjob with those guns :O

I choose the toad.....because if you choose female Ahnold on roids...well she would either crush your skull during or immediately after...or even worse...she might just keep you around as her *****...

[Addict]

I choose the toad.....because if you choose female Ahnold on roids...well she would either crush your skull during or immediately after...or even worse...she might just keep you around as her *****...

plus her clit is probably so swollen from all the 'roids you won't be eating out as much as you'll be blowing...

[trkaline]

plus her clit is probably so swollen from all the 'roids you won't be eating out as much as you'll be blowing...

I guarantee...that if anyone's ******* her...its not of their own free will...

[Brent]

she looks like Joe Namath

[Addict]

she looks like Joe Namath

she looks like what I imagine Al Bundy looks like if he took a few steroids and crossdressed to mimic Pam.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6s6CdLQRCP0/SUXZKln88UI/AAAAAAAAAVA/BxNce9v-gQc/s400/Al_Bundy.jpeg

[broth223]

I guarantee...that if anyone's ******* her...its not of their own free will...

1OWqz5FMEY0

[TitanHope]

Well, when you look like some of those guys, you have no choice but to go after she-bear.

[VUBlacknGold]

Can we get some Black women in here? Plz?

[Scotty D]

Can we get some Black women in here? Plz?

http://worldofwonder.net/2009/05/29/78afc08b.jpg
http://thepioneerwoman.com/homeschooling/files/2009/05/6.jpg

[VUBlacknGold]

http://worldofwonder.net/2009/05/29/78afc08b.jpg
http://thepioneerwoman.com/homeschooling/files/2009/05/6.jpg

i like her hands, Coco butter em up, and she got herself a job lol

[Scotty D]

i like her hands, Coco butter em up, and she got herself a job lol

Maya Angelou's hands are for writing poems, not hand jobs!

[broth223]

i like her hands, Coco butter em up, and she got herself a job lol

Till today there was no woman that I thought was too good to be considered a sexual symbol. Mya Angeloo is it you sick sick bastard!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0SWl0hRdg4A/STaWHw_xN5I/AAAAAAAAHkc/E6r2nLOMIak/s400/Miss_Cleo.jpg

[Bengals78]

Wait did we finally find a line to be crossed????

[broth223]

Wait did we finally find a line to be crossed????

Yes, yes we did!

[Bengals78]

Yes, yes we did!

So does the thread close?

[VUBlacknGold]

im glad i could help

[Bengals78]

I say we put him on post probation......

[VUBlacknGold]

I say we put him on post probation......

well call it time served, i was gone for like 2+ years

[Addict]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0SWl0hRdg4A/STaWHw_xN5I/AAAAAAAAHkc/E6r2nLOMIak/s400/Miss_Cleo.jpg

I'll hit her in ways she'd never see coming.

[VUBlacknGold]

I'll hit her in ways she'd never see cumming.

you spelled coming wrong lol, just a friendly heads up, so i fixed it for you

[Addict]

you spelled coming wrong lol, just a friendly heads up, so i fixed it for you

are you suggesting I shoot the white stuff into her eye? gross, dude. Gross.

[VUBlacknGold]

are you suggesting I shoot the white stuff into her eye? gross, dude. Gross.

well if she didnt see that, wouldnt that suggest her eyes were closed? hmmm?

[fenikz]

all i know is that those tarot cards might be a lil sticky

[VUBlacknGold]

all i know is that those tarot cards might be a lil sticky

best part, shes free for 7 mins, im sure thats all you'll need

[vidae]

7 minutes is a lifetime when it comes to my lovemaking.

[Addict]

http://eliku.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/sarah-jessica-parker-2-inyourface-freedomblogging-com1.jpg

[VUBlacknGold]

http://eliku.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/sarah-jessica-parker-2-inyourface-freedomblogging-com1.jpg

that face looks like pleather.... ewwww

[Addict]

that face looks like a foot.... ewwww

fixed.

http://homepage.mac.com/tropix/.Pictures/Photochops/68655.jpg

[fischbowl]

Why is there a transvestite donkey witch standing next to you and why is it wearing a dress?

[SuperMcgee]

Broderick could do so much better.

I mean, Clint Howard could do better, but Ferris :(

[CJSchneider]

Yes to Miss Cleo and SJP, no to Maya Angelou.
I'd be too focused on her writing to enjoy it.
I'd give her a whole new reason to write a poem with the line "I rise" though.

[Brent]

SJP's face reminds me of this scene in Uncle Buck where he goes, "here's a quarter, go downtown and pay someone to have a rat chew that thing off your face."

[DeepThreat]

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15166/images/southparksarah.jpg

[trkaline]

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15166/images/southparksarah.jpg

I thought of the episode immediately after seeing that picture yesterday... They really captured the Ugly there...

[EvilMonkey]

http://dimpost.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/rand3.gif

[bored of education]

http://dimpost.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/rand3.gif

i'd dig her up and **** the **** out of her

[CJSchneider]

I would, and would make her do filthy degrading things.

[Addict]

I would, and would make her do filthy degrading things.


Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll
Got to do my best to please her, just 'cause she's a living doll
Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
Got the one and only walking talking, living doll


eh? eh? didintya?

[JennyCupcakes]

http://hoopgurlz.com/files/players/Brittney-Griner-150.jpg

http://media.nj.com/njsports_impact/photo/brittney-grinerjpg-ba80ccfc8d2c703a_medium.jpg

she would hit you

She went my highschool

[yo123]

Well? Did you?

[CJSchneider]

Pics or GTFO!

[Scotty D]

http://imgur.com/RoK7L.jpg

[Bengals78]

Oooohh....need to see the rest

[Job]

Eeeeewwww.

[Bengals78]

you dont see the face from behind

[PackerLegend]

She has already been "hit" by the ugly stick.

Id say sure anyways but she is a brown bagger, her face is retarted.

[CJSchneider]

I could not look that in the face while I ****** it.

[Scotty D]

I could not look that in the face while I ****** it.

/thread

thanks for playing everyone

[Bengals78]

CJ has that effect on people.

[CJSchneider]

Does this mean I win?

[bhaarat316]

Does this mean I win?

No it means Scotty wins. It really turned into, What would CJ not hit?

[CJSchneider]

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/ugly-haircut.jpg

Would you? That is, after I was done of course.

[Job]

She's cute.

[CC.SD]

Fivehead. :/

[Scotty D]

she looks batshit crazy

I'd hit it.

[thefalconer]

just for her eyebrows alone i would.

[jayceheathman]

She went my highschool

You are from Houston?

[keylime_5]

i wouldnt. i'd be afraid of catching cancer.

[Scotty D]

http://imgur.com/hAXYA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sdOd9.jpg

I mean if that was my personal sink it could cause problems.

[CJSchneider]

"Yall don't use the upstairs sink, it's broke."