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badgerbacker
10-19-2009, 02:21 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4545614

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CJSchneider
10-19-2009, 02:25 PM
Damn filters, I know there a is a youtube video there, but you know me. I can't resist posting a picture. It says 1000 words.

http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpp4bxLD2r1qziyd9o1_500.png

killxswitch
10-19-2009, 02:36 PM
That's why you use a wedge to drag it out.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
10-19-2009, 02:41 PM
Comment of the year to TheSportsGuyDM.

"Apparently they take the term "water hazard" to a whole new level in SC."

CashmoneyDrew
10-19-2009, 02:42 PM
I feel kind of bad that I laughed.

TitleTown088
10-19-2009, 04:25 PM
Gold jacket. Green Jacket. Who gives a ****?

Brent
10-19-2009, 05:24 PM
"Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard."

iowatreat54
10-19-2009, 05:29 PM
"Grizzly Adams did have a beard!"

Brent
10-19-2009, 05:32 PM
"You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"

"....No"

iowatreat54
10-19-2009, 05:33 PM
"Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!"

"Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?

Paul
10-19-2009, 05:37 PM
I guess Mickelson won't be the only one being called "lefty" out there, amiright fellas. hehehe

Okay, he better have lost his right arm or this joke will be far lamer then it already is.

OSUGiants17
10-19-2009, 05:46 PM
So has this turned into the Happy Gilmore movie line thread? Lol

Paul
10-19-2009, 05:49 PM
So has this turned into the Happy Gilmore movie line thread? Lol

A man lost his arm to an alligator while playing golf, I think this is the only appropriate response.


And to keep this going.

"The price is wrong *****."

Brent
10-19-2009, 05:55 PM
So has this turned into the Happy Gilmore movie line thread? Lol
"During high school, I played junior hockey, and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box, and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. "

dabears10
10-19-2009, 05:59 PM
"What is this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it into the woods?"

OSUGiants17
10-19-2009, 06:01 PM
A man lost his arm to an alligator while playing golf, I think this is the only appropriate response.


And to keep this going.

"The price is wrong *****."

Lol, true.

"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbour the accountant, huge ass."

"I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not very attractive."

"What is this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it into the woods?"


"I didn't break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family."

A Perfect Score
10-19-2009, 06:08 PM
"You little son of a ***** ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!"

Awesomeness.

CC.SD
10-19-2009, 06:15 PM
"You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"

"....No"

This is easily the best sequence in the movie. "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!"

Hawk
10-19-2009, 06:28 PM
http://content8.flixster.com/question/45/74/13/4574138_std.jpg

My fingers hurt

"What was that?

My fingers hurt

Oh, well now your back's gonna hurt cause you just pulled landscaping duty.

OSUGiants17
10-19-2009, 06:48 PM
"How 'bout a nice warm class of shut the hell up!"

"Mista, Mista, get this thing off of me!"

TitleTown088
10-19-2009, 06:54 PM
Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

KCJ58
10-19-2009, 06:56 PM
all the happy quotes are great such a classic funny movie

The Unseen
10-19-2009, 07:33 PM
<3 Happy Gilmore

fischbowl
10-19-2009, 08:33 PM
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties

Hawk
10-19-2009, 09:54 PM
"How 'bout a nice warm class of shut the hell up!"

"Mista, Mista, get this thing off of me!"


Mista, Mista, Get me outta here!!!!

iowatreat54
10-19-2009, 10:07 PM
You know that mista mista lady? I think I just killed her.

If I caught myself wearing pants like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

And one of my favorite underrated scenes when Happy and the chick make the bet with the hockey shot:

"Talk about your all time backfires."

A Perfect Score
10-19-2009, 10:09 PM
This makes me want to watch Happy Gilmore.

Paul
10-19-2009, 10:10 PM
This makes me want to watch Happy Gilmore.

I'm DL it right now. None of that USA censored ****.

Brent
10-19-2009, 11:11 PM
"Dammit! Is that goal regulation size or what? Sheesh!"

"Shooter! Great to hear from you! You wanna go to the Sizzler and get some grub?"

"What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark."

"What a shot by Happy Gilmore! ...Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?"

fenikz
10-19-2009, 11:15 PM
Doin' the Bull Dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it

Harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. It's like a carousel. You put the quarter in, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. Circular, circle. Feel it. Go with the flow.

iowatreat54
10-19-2009, 11:40 PM
It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips.

Just easin' the tension baby, just easin' the tension.

Giantsfan1080
10-19-2009, 11:45 PM
Announcer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0526564/): We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead last.
Bob Barker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0054837/): I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.
Happy Gilmore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/): You better relax, Bob.
Bob Barker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0054837/): There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf.
Happy Gilmore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/): All right, let's go.
[Happy punches Bob in the face. Bob grunts as he stumbles to the ground]

Happy Gilmore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/): [after punching Bob Barker to the ground] You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME?
Bob Barker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0054837/): [shakes his head as he get up from the ground] I don't want a PIECE of you... I want the whole THING!
[Bob punches Happy in the stomach once then punches him in the face ten times. His tenth blow causes happy to fall into a small pond]

Brent
10-19-2009, 11:52 PM
boo to your copy/pasting! you should know that off the top of your head!

SuperMcGee
10-19-2009, 11:54 PM
You hit that guy!

Giantsfan1080
10-19-2009, 11:55 PM
boo to your copy/pasting! you should know that off the top of your head!

I know most of it but not the specific wording.

the decider13
10-19-2009, 11:59 PM
You hit that guy!

He shouldn't have been standin there.

fischbowl
10-20-2009, 05:07 AM
"Shooter! Great to hear from you! You wanna go to the Sizzler and get some grub?"

You will not make this putt.......you jackass

CJSchneider
10-20-2009, 07:18 AM
You know Happy’s gonna make everything okay. I wanna kiss you all over. And over and again. I wanna kiss you all over. Till the night closes in.

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