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SuperKevin
10-24-2009, 05:29 AM
Heading out to the hospital. Hopefully coming back with a baby. Wish us luck
Gay Ork Wang
10-24-2009, 05:45 AM
good luck kevin!
Cicero
10-24-2009, 06:08 AM
Good luck and hope everything goes smoothly.
CJSchneider
10-24-2009, 07:54 AM
Good luck bro.
The_Dude
10-24-2009, 08:11 AM
Hooray. Hope all goes well.

I just found out yesterday that we will be having a BOY! Yahoo!
Brent
10-24-2009, 08:55 AM
don't drop it
MetSox17
10-24-2009, 09:16 AM
Congrats man. Hope everything turns out successfully for both your woman and your child.
OSUGiants17
10-24-2009, 09:29 AM
Congrats, let us know the name when you come back!
D-Unit
10-24-2009, 09:29 AM
That's great news!!! Happy to hear about it!
EvilNixon
10-24-2009, 09:33 AM
That's great. Hope you have a healthy kid.
fischbowl
10-24-2009, 09:59 AM
Best of luck big guy
Paul
10-24-2009, 10:00 AM
Good luck Kevin.
ElectricEye
10-24-2009, 10:20 AM
Good luck man.
Splat
10-24-2009, 10:24 AM
Congrats, let us know the name when you come back!

Splats a good name...

Good luck.
Gay Ork Wang
10-24-2009, 10:46 AM
*** Ork Wang is better. a lot better
619
10-24-2009, 10:49 AM
Wishing you nothing but the best bro. Good luck!
T-RICH49
10-24-2009, 11:13 AM
*** Ork Wang is better. a lot better

what parent would name their kid anything with the word *** in it? :D

Congrats man hope all goes well
A Perfect Score
10-24-2009, 11:13 AM
Good luck Kev.
MaxV
10-24-2009, 11:21 AM
Good Luck man.
LizardState
10-24-2009, 11:23 AM
Good luck, Kevin. Post the 1st baby pix when you get home.
Shane P. Hallam
10-24-2009, 11:41 AM
what parent would name their kid anything with the word *** in it? :D

Congrats man hope all goes well


It would be Georg, just pronounced *** Ork!
bantx
10-24-2009, 11:56 AM
Give your baby a fierce name like, Optimus Prime or Silver Surfer. Good luck!
vikes_28
10-24-2009, 12:00 PM
what parent would name their kid anything with the word *** in it? :D

Congrats man hope all goes well

http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/gaylord-focker.jpg

YAY kevin!
HeavyLeggedWaistBender
10-24-2009, 12:27 PM
Congrats! Let us know how it goes.
CashmoneyDrew
10-24-2009, 12:28 PM
I hope you enjoy the crowning!

In all seriousness goo luck!
themaninblack
10-24-2009, 12:53 PM
Good luck I hope all goes well.
Xonraider
10-24-2009, 01:02 PM
Good luck and congratulations man!!!
JFLO
10-24-2009, 01:20 PM
Name your child Seven, like George Costanza wanted to do...

Good luck, best of wishes to you and your family
BoneKrusher
10-24-2009, 01:23 PM
Good Luck and God Bless
WMD
10-24-2009, 01:28 PM
Awesome Kev. Hope you name him/her Walter.
The Unseen
10-24-2009, 02:56 PM
Awesome Kev. Hope you name him/her Walter.

this.

good luck
CashmoneyDrew
10-24-2009, 04:16 PM
Where are the minute-to-minute tweets?
BlindSite
10-24-2009, 04:47 PM
Good luck dude,
CJSchneider
10-24-2009, 06:06 PM
Awesome Kev. Hope you name him/her Walter.

So does my avy.
MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
10-24-2009, 06:17 PM
good luck Kev
JF4
10-24-2009, 06:24 PM
Grab me one too..

Seriously though...Good luck! Don't have too much fun
Brent
10-24-2009, 07:33 PM
Name her/him Pat.
CJSchneider
10-24-2009, 07:35 PM
No, dont.

http://whatdoyoucare.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/pat.jpg
ATLDirtyBirds
10-24-2009, 07:59 PM
Name her/him Pat.


I have considering naming my first son Patrick in homage to Patrick Bateman.
SuperKevin
10-24-2009, 08:12 PM
Update

They sent us home....twice already because despite her contractions only being 2 minutes apart, she's not dialated enough to stay there.
Gay Ork Wang
10-24-2009, 08:15 PM
you need to add Super to his name.

Like Super Brooklyn or Super Bruce
SuperKevin
10-24-2009, 08:16 PM
you need to add Super to his name.

Like Super Brooklyn or Super Bruce

It's a girl

Her name is going to be Kiersten
WMD
10-24-2009, 08:23 PM
It's a girl

Her name is going to be Kiersten
WTF.

You didn't even let us vote.
SuperKevin
10-24-2009, 08:26 PM
WTF.

You didn't even let us vote.

I didn't get a vote either
Splat
10-24-2009, 08:28 PM
I didn't get a vote either

Way to man up.
jballa838
10-24-2009, 08:29 PM
name her koolaidria
CJSchneider
10-24-2009, 08:33 PM
name her koolaidria

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Raiderz4Life
10-24-2009, 08:36 PM
Way to man up.

ahaha...ahaha...QFT
SuperKevin
10-24-2009, 08:40 PM
Way to man up.

Don't worry. One day you'll get a girl to sleep with you and you won't have a say either.
Gay Ork Wang
10-24-2009, 08:42 PM
Don't worry. One day you'll get a girl to sleep with you and you won't have a say either.
is it Kiersten? cause the ie looks weird to me cause it is a long i in germany so it would be Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirsten :/
SuperKevin
10-24-2009, 08:45 PM
is it Kiersten? cause the ie looks weird to me cause it is a long i in germany so it would be Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirsten :/

it's supossed to be a long i sound. We didn't want it to be Kirsten (prounounced kurrsten)
Gay Ork Wang
10-24-2009, 08:56 PM
in germany it would be an I sound with just the I. ie is just weird.

If it was Super Kiersten on the other hand...
sweetness34
10-24-2009, 09:15 PM
I didn't get a vote either

You should do it like a friend of my dad's did. His wife wanted Piper as the first name and he said ok, as long as you let me get the middle name. He chose Halas.

******* awesome.
Raiderz4Life
10-24-2009, 09:19 PM
My friends dad wanted Sam but his mom said no...so my friends dad suggested Scott and she said OK he then suggested Andrew and she said OK...and my friends last name is Martinez....so his initials are S.A.M
notacarolinafan
10-24-2009, 09:40 PM
Good Luck bro.
WMD
10-24-2009, 09:48 PM
in germany it would be an I sound with just the I. ie is just weird.

If it was Super Kiersten on the other hand...
I think it's supposed to be pronounced as "Keersten". Like key.
The Unseen
10-24-2009, 10:14 PM
I think it's supposed to be pronounced as "Keersten". Like key.

Yeah, that's the "long i" he's talking about in German. "ie" in German = "ee" in English.
jayceheathman
10-25-2009, 03:41 AM
Congrats, let us know the name when you come back!

The name will obviously be Scott Wright (Enter SuperKevin's last name here)
Brent
10-25-2009, 05:21 AM
it's supossed to be a long i sound. We didn't want it to be Kirsten (prounounced kurrsten)
goddamn anti-hotlinking
SuperKevin
10-25-2009, 04:48 PM
Update

They've now sent us home from the hospital on 4 seperate occasions. Starting to get frustrated
Damix
10-25-2009, 04:51 PM
Can I babysit?
SuperKevin
10-27-2009, 06:27 AM
We're going again now.
wicket
10-27-2009, 08:56 AM
We're going again now.

good luck buddy
bantx
10-27-2009, 09:12 AM
We're going again now.

Little Optimus Prime will be here soon, hi5.
Job
10-27-2009, 09:15 AM
Update

They've now sent us home from the hospital on 4 seperate occasions. Starting to get frustrated

**** hospital. Do it at home.
dabears10
10-27-2009, 09:16 AM
We're going again now.

Good Luck 5th trip is the charm!
MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
10-27-2009, 09:49 AM
good luck kev!
El Peefs?????
10-27-2009, 11:17 AM
Time for one of those water births. Bust out the kiddie pool and lets get to work!
CJSchneider
10-27-2009, 11:40 AM
We're going again now.

Good luck. We can't wait for the good news.
Brent
10-27-2009, 11:46 AM
Time for one of those water births. Bust out the kiddie pool and lets get to work!
maybe he can also let the umbilical chord detach naturally, as well.
hobbes2053
10-27-2009, 11:49 AM
Good luck, man!
Canadian_kid16
10-27-2009, 12:05 PM
Good luck man!
TitleTown088
10-27-2009, 04:17 PM
Go with Seven as the name.
Bosanac01
10-27-2009, 04:27 PM
Today is my birthday, we will be linked forever!!
iowatreat54
10-27-2009, 04:40 PM
in germany it would be an I sound with just the I. ie is just weird.

If it was Super Kiersten on the other hand...

I second Super Kiersten.

Good luck buddy.
P-L
10-27-2009, 08:51 PM
According to the comments on Kevin's facebook, it sounds like the baby came today.
CJSchneider
10-27-2009, 08:58 PM
Hope you bought plenty of these SK

http://www.lullabyebaby.com/images/kg376_its_girl_bubblegum_cigars.jpg
Bosanac01
10-27-2009, 09:13 PM
The baby was born on the same day I was born. HOW WONDERFUL!
SuperKevin
10-28-2009, 07:10 PM
The baby was born at 10:58 on October 27th. She was 19 inches long and weighed 6 lbs 10 ounces. Her name is Kiersten Marie
Sniper
10-28-2009, 07:11 PM
Congratulations to SK and Mrs. SK!
Splat
10-28-2009, 07:12 PM
I still think we should have had a say in the name but whatever...

Congratulations.
iowatreat54
10-28-2009, 07:19 PM
Congrats to you and your wife.

Remember, she's not allowed to date until shes 25. Just the standard father rule, I've heard.
Splat
10-28-2009, 07:21 PM
Congrats to you and your wife.

Remember, she's not allowed to date until shes 25. Just the standard father rule, I've heard.


35.

And tell any boys your not afraid to go back to jail.
iowatreat54
10-28-2009, 07:35 PM
35.

And tell any boys your not afraid to go back to jail.

Hahaha I like that one.

Also, be cleaning something that can be used as a weapon whenever a boy comes over. Whether it be a shotgun or a 2 iron. Either way, when the boy comes to talk to you, practice aiming the gun or swinging the blunt object non nonchalantly while conversing.
JFLO
10-28-2009, 07:38 PM
Congrats SK!
bantx
10-28-2009, 07:46 PM
Nice little Optimus Prime has arrived, hi5.
MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
10-28-2009, 07:55 PM
Congrats Kevin.

And my rule will be my daughter can't date until she's married. And she's taking online college classes from home.
djp
10-28-2009, 07:55 PM
The baby is 4 ounces heavier than me when I was born!
The Unseen
10-28-2009, 08:06 PM
I was 10lb 12oz when I was born

**** yeah world
CJSchneider
10-28-2009, 08:48 PM
Congratulations bro

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Beans
10-28-2009, 10:43 PM
congrats man
Raiderz4Life
10-28-2009, 11:23 PM
WTH....we're having a party here...w/o the main guest SK
fischbowl
10-29-2009, 01:15 PM
Congrats Kevin and Mrs. David! Give Kiersten Fischbowl David a big for me and tell her how awesome her namesake is!
tjsunstein
10-29-2009, 02:16 PM
Big congrats man!
Splat
10-29-2009, 03:01 PM
According to the comments on Kevin's facebook, it sounds like the baby came today.

Your like the John Clayton of baby news.
terribletowel39
10-29-2009, 03:26 PM
Congrats SK, I'm a month and a half behind you.
SuperKevin
10-29-2009, 06:17 PM
After spending close to two days at the hospital Maternity ward I realized that there should be a test you have to pass before being allowed to have children. It wouldn't be a hard test. In fact it'd only be one question. What will you name your baby? Christopher? Congratulations and enjoy your baby. Tay'Andre? Oooh wrong answer. Enjoy your hamster.
MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
10-29-2009, 06:21 PM
After spending close to two days at the hospital Maternity ward I realized that there should be a test you have to pass before being allowed to have children. It wouldn't be a hard test. In fact it'd only be one question. What will you name your baby? Christopher? Congratulations and enjoy your baby. Tay'Andre? Oooh wrong answer. Enjoy your hamster.

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I think it was CJ who originally brought this to my attention.
Gay Ork Wang
10-29-2009, 06:38 PM
yea courtney is a bad name
dabears10
10-29-2009, 06:56 PM
After spending close to two days at the hospital Maternity ward I realized that there should be a test you have to pass before being allowed to have children. It wouldn't be a hard test. In fact it'd only be one question. What will you name your baby? Christopher? Congratulations and enjoy your baby. Tay'Andre? Oooh wrong answer. Enjoy your hamster.

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MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
10-29-2009, 07:05 PM
http://www.datzhott.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chris_rock182155019_std.jpg

http://soulhonky.com/candanny/chrisbosh1.jpg
Paranoidmoonduck
10-29-2009, 07:09 PM
After spending close to two days at the hospital Maternity ward I realized that there should be a test you have to pass before being allowed to have children. It wouldn't be a hard test. In fact it'd only be one question. What will you name your baby? Christopher? Congratulations and enjoy your baby. Tay'Andre? Oooh wrong answer. Enjoy your hamster.

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