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fenikz
11-16-2009, 12:45 PM
not really, but someone called my Grandparents earlier today and said that they had kidnapped me and to send money to some address in Canada or they would kill me, they even had a boy talk on the phone acting like me. Of course everyone in my family starts freaking out and calling the police and start sending the money without even calling me. Better yet my sister tells her roommate who tells all of my frat about this and they are going on a crazy search for me.

wtf Canada?

Wootylicous
11-16-2009, 12:45 PM
We are that crazy.

Brothgar
11-16-2009, 12:46 PM
Obviously they are trying to get more money to buy imported beer.

drowe
11-16-2009, 12:51 PM
not really, but someone called my Grandparents earlier today and said that they had kidnapped me and to send money to some address in Canada or they would kill me, they even had a boy talk on the phone acting like me. Of course everyone in my family starts freaking out and calling the police and start sending the money without even calling me. Better yet my sister tells her roommate who tells all of my frat about this and they are going on a crazy search for me.

wtf Canada?

wait. you're in a frat? lame.

CC.SD
11-16-2009, 12:55 PM
Pick me up some edibles.

Giantsfan1080
11-16-2009, 01:00 PM
It was probabaly APS.

fenikz
11-16-2009, 01:01 PM
My family is poor as ****, stupid canadians

FlyingElvis
11-16-2009, 01:07 PM
http://jimmyaquino.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c09fc53ef01156f1ee180970c-800wi

But it is good to hear you're safe. Those ******* canucks can be pretty gruesome. Have you ever seen Canadian Bacon? Gruesome.

El Peefs?????
11-16-2009, 01:09 PM
wait. you're in a frat? lame.

What he said

snip snap

A Perfect Score
11-16-2009, 01:10 PM
It was probabaly APS.

I wouldn't kidnap fenikz.

soybean
11-16-2009, 01:18 PM
you know if you wanted money from your family, it's best to just ask rather than come up with some elaborate scheme to extort money from them.

Splat
11-16-2009, 01:30 PM
Whats that all a boot?

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
11-16-2009, 01:38 PM
Whats that all a boot?

That's great. CCB just told me a story about him and his girl calling his mom from the next room over telling her he kidnapped her brother and wants this ammount of money at a certain time. He said she believed it and they were geeking trying to not to let her hear them in the next room. This stuff is great

Brothgar
11-16-2009, 01:49 PM
I wouldn't kidnap fenikz.

Now rape that is something different all together. ;)

CashmoneyDrew
11-16-2009, 01:59 PM
Fake kidnappings is Canada's 4th largest industry behind beavers, lumber and curling.

Dirty canuck hosers.

Brent
11-16-2009, 02:09 PM
Fake kidnappings is Canada's 4th largest industry behind beavers, lumber and curling.

Dirty canuck hosers.
actually it's:
1) Terrance & Phillip
2) Porn Industry
3) Logging
4) X-Files filming

Shane P. Hallam
11-16-2009, 02:46 PM
Damn, I thought this would work...

VoteLynnSwan
11-16-2009, 02:51 PM
they're trying to get their internet monies

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
11-16-2009, 03:26 PM
Holy ****. That takes scamming to a whole new level. Call the cops to go find that money you sent to the address.

Shane P. Hallam
11-16-2009, 03:28 PM
Or just show up at that address and see if they are man enough to ACTUALLY kidnap you.

fenikz
11-16-2009, 03:33 PM
The money order was canceled, but the cops says they can't do anything about it and I have to call the attorney general

FlyingElvis
11-16-2009, 03:36 PM
It's not a new scam. It has been around for a couple years now. Did your family seriously start sending money before even calling you?


um, WTF? lol

fenikz
11-16-2009, 03:50 PM
ya i have no clue why they didn't call me, took my ex-girlfriend to call me before i realized something is wrong

SuperKevin
11-16-2009, 03:52 PM
I bet your family has helped plenty of Nigerian princes make their way to Medical School in the States

Shane P. Hallam
11-16-2009, 03:55 PM
So, how do people pull this off? Did they know you personally or semi-personally to get your name and parent's number?

Brothgar
11-16-2009, 03:57 PM
So, how do people pull this off? Did they know you personally or semi-personally to get your name and parent's number?

You can get all you need on face book. The name is all you really need.

fenikz
11-16-2009, 03:57 PM
So, how do people pull this off? Did they know you personally or semi-personally to get your name and parent's number?

i have no clue, the thing is they called my grandparents

I bet your family has helped plenty of Nigerian princes make their way to Medical School in the States

**** you and your couch, don't talk **** about my family

Shane P. Hallam
11-16-2009, 03:58 PM
You can get all you need on face book. The name is all you really need.

You still need a number to call.

SuperKevin
11-16-2009, 04:01 PM
It's easy to find personal information. for like 10 dollars I can learn everything about you to included the names, addresses, and phone numbers of all your relatives. Matter of fact, in like 5 seconds I found the names and address of your parents Shane

DeepThreat
11-16-2009, 04:06 PM
It's true. He did it to me.

A Perfect Score
11-16-2009, 04:08 PM
Kevin cant find things about me. Im off the grid.

Chucky
11-16-2009, 04:11 PM
wait. you're in a frat? lame.

Hey man,

Frats are sweet.

What frat are you in fenikz?

WMD
11-16-2009, 04:13 PM
Nice try fenikz but it needs to be a little more dramatic to get a Made for TV Movie from it.. Like maybe if you spotted a sniper on your neighbors rooftop, or perhaps found a dead kangaroo in your bed when you woke up.. that kinda thing.

fenikz
11-16-2009, 04:14 PM
Hey man,

Frats are sweet.

What frat are you in fenikz?

Kappa Sigma, Rho Chapter

Chucky
11-16-2009, 04:17 PM
Kappa Sigma, Rho Chapter

Kappa Sigma aint got **** on Pi Lambda Phi

CashmoneyDrew
11-16-2009, 04:17 PM
If I ever joined a frat it would be Tappa Kegga Beer.

The Unseen
11-16-2009, 04:19 PM
I'm half-Canadian. Do I deserve half the blame?

fenikz
11-16-2009, 04:21 PM
Kappa Sigma aint got **** on Pi Lambda Phi

never heard of it seems like a really small one though

do you pronounce the Phi as fee or phi, there is a hot sorority at ASU call pi phi

The Unseen
11-16-2009, 04:23 PM
fi like fee fi fo fum. or atleast that's what i would expect.

WMD
11-16-2009, 04:24 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090325/Revenge-Nerds_l.jpg

Go Tri-Lambs!

fenikz
11-16-2009, 04:24 PM
fi like fee fi fo fum.

ya it usually FI but a sority here is Alpha Phi and its pronounced FEE

Chucky
11-16-2009, 04:25 PM
never heard of it seems like a really small one though

do you pronounce the Phi as fee or phi, there is a hot sorority at ASU call pi phi

Ya...It is not that big of a fraternity. But it has some badass former members. Most importantly Stanley Kubrick.

And Unseen is correct on the pronounciation

Brothgar
11-16-2009, 04:31 PM
never heard of it seems like a really small one though

do you pronounce the Phi as fee or phi, there is a hot sorority at ASU call pi phi

That's what she said???

jayceheathman
11-16-2009, 05:03 PM
That's what she said???

haha Nice.

vikes_28
11-17-2009, 12:22 AM
That's what she said???

Fail. SuperKevin can find what he wants to cause he works for the United States. I'm sure I could find what I want to.

Scotty D
11-17-2009, 12:25 AM
Something tells me BOE was behind this!

SuperKevin
11-17-2009, 12:29 AM
Fail. SuperKevin can find what he wants to cause he works for the United States. I'm sure I could find what I want to.

No. I find all of that using Google. Online White Pages can tell me a lot about you

vikes_28
11-17-2009, 12:53 AM
No. I find all of that using Google. Online White Pages can tell me a lot about you

It wouldn't take much to find out about me since you are my friend of facebook.