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A Perfect Score
11-22-2009, 08:47 PM
The Question:

If you were a high ranking government official, and you were in need of some type of covert operation, which of the following super spys, assembled by a group of IRC users, would you choose to send on this operation? In other words, who is the best and most badass super spy on the list? Vote accordingly.

The Candidates:

James Bond (Daniel Craig)
Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/w/S/N/casinofallpreview.jpg

Jason Bourne (Matt Damon)
The Bourne Trilogy

http://sottoxvoce.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/jason-bourne-gun_001_1197330917.jpg

Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise)
The Mission Impossible Trilogy

http://rasmusson.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/mission-impossible.jpg

Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin/Harrison Ford/Ben Affleck)
The Hunt for Red October, Patriot Games, Clear & Present Danger, The Sum of All Fears

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/uploads/image/jack_ryan_harrison_ford.jpg

Austin Powers (Michael Myers)
Austin Powers Trilogy

http://chrisstubbs.com/AustinPowers.jpg

Chuck Bartowski (Zach Levi)
Chuck

http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chuck_nbc.jpg

Sydney Bristow (Jennifer Garner)
Alias

http://img0.bloggum.com/upload/lib/img/n/5/4/1/3/7/54137/o/r_1czdrvm6lqsnt0qdn0yf.jpg

Maxwell Smart (Steve Carrell) Get Smart

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/get_smart/steve_carell/getsmart1.jpg

CashmoneyDrew
11-22-2009, 08:50 PM
Chuck for me. Cause that would mean that Yvonne was along for the ride.....
http://img003.lazygirls.info/people/yvonne_strahovski/yvonne_strahovski_bra_and_panties_wet__h8a8417.siz ed.jpg

Shane P. Hallam
11-22-2009, 08:51 PM
Is this even a question? Obviously it is James Bond.

SuperKevin
11-22-2009, 08:52 PM
Jack Ryan. His awesomeness is too much for one man so they had to use 3

diabsoule
11-22-2009, 08:54 PM
You didn't mention the most awesome spy ever.

Michael Westen (Burn Notice)
http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-200906/0a59822d86924f23c68e822291330539.jpg

And he would have Fiona and Sam along for the ride.

DeepThreat
11-22-2009, 08:55 PM
Other. John Clark. The real spy of the Jack Ryan novels.

CJSchneider
11-22-2009, 08:55 PM
Bond. James Bond.

LTgiants
11-22-2009, 08:55 PM
Austin Powers just look at the chicks he gets with.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
11-22-2009, 08:56 PM
I chose Jennifer Garner based on pics.

kwilk103
11-22-2009, 08:56 PM
You didn't mention the most awesome spy ever.

Michael Westen
http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-200906/0a59822d86924f23c68e822291330539.jpg

And he would have Fiona and Sam along for the ride.


michael westen is the correct answer

Bills2083
11-22-2009, 08:58 PM
APS and Niel know where it's at!

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A Perfect Score
11-22-2009, 08:58 PM
I personally voted for Jason Bourne. Those movies are filled with so much ass kicking its hard not to vote for him. Plus, he doesn`t rely on fancy gadgets or help from the government, a la Bond or Hunt. Everything he uses can be bought by a regular person. Badass. Pure Badass.

diabsoule
11-22-2009, 08:59 PM
I personally voted for Jason Bourne. Those movies are filled with so much ass kicking its hard not to vote for him. Plus, he doesn`t rely on fancy gadgets or help from the government, a la Bond or Hunt. Everything he uses can be bought by a regular person. Badass. Pure Badass.

You just described Michael Westen. He's like McGyver but better.

Brodeur
11-22-2009, 08:59 PM
If Bourne is a spy, then Jack Bauer is a spy. Jack Bauer wins.

LTgiants
11-22-2009, 09:00 PM
I suggested Bauer but they said no

A Perfect Score
11-22-2009, 09:01 PM
If Bourne is a spy, then Jack Bauer is a spy. Jack Bauer wins.

Did Jack Bauer ever beat up another super spy with a rolled up magazine then choke him to death with a shoelace? I dont think so. Bourne wins.

fischbowl
11-22-2009, 09:01 PM
http://yalesustainablefoodproject.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/spy-vs-spy-without-bombs-775529.jpg

?

diabsoule
11-22-2009, 09:02 PM
Did Jack Bauer ever beat up another super spy with a rolled up magazine then choke him to death with a shoelace? I dont think so. Bourne wins.

Michael Westen has beat several other super spys. Just saying.

El Peefs?????
11-22-2009, 09:03 PM
http://yalesustainablefoodproject.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/spy-vs-spy-without-bombs-775529.jpg

?

Wins this thread!

And come on, you should have used Connery for Bond. Why did you list only Craig? You listed multiple people for Ryan, yet only an individual for Bond. What gives?

Brodeur
11-22-2009, 09:05 PM
Did Jack Bauer ever beat up another super spy with a rolled up magazine then choke him to death with a shoelace? I dont think so. Bourne wins.

Did Bourne ever stop a nuclear bomb from going off? How about two? Or Three? Hell did he ever kill a guy by biting off his jugular? Bauer wins.

Shane P. Hallam
11-22-2009, 09:06 PM
Wins this thread!

And come on, you should have used for Connery for Bond. Why did you list only Craig? You listed multiple people for Ryan, yet only an individual for Bond. What gives?

I agree, APS is bias.

El Peefs?????
11-22-2009, 09:06 PM
Bauer wins the contest of still running character that NEEDS TO EFFING DIE ALREADY.

Brodeur
11-22-2009, 09:08 PM
Bauer wins the contest of still running character that NEEDS TO EFFING DIE ALREADY.

Bauer is too strong willed and awesome to die. You keep your mouth shut.

bored of education
11-22-2009, 09:09 PM
Bauer wins the contest of still running character that NEEDS TO EFFING DIE ALREADY.

Seriously. I want to see an episode of 24 where Jack is taking a nap. It just shows him laying there. Stupid clock noise. 1 hour long. Tick tock tick tock. Show over.

A Perfect Score
11-22-2009, 09:11 PM
Wins this thread!

And come on, you should have used Connery for Bond. Why did you list only Craig? You listed multiple people for Ryan, yet only an individual for Bond. What gives?

I used Craig because I figured with this crowd, he would stand the best chance of winning. Hes been advertised as a grittier, more edgy Bond, so I used him. Also figured with the reboot, it was just easiest. That said, if a mod wants to edit a few of the bigger name Bonds in beside him in the poll, it would be ok with me. I just figured the board would identify best with Craig.

El Peefs?????
11-22-2009, 09:12 PM
I used Craig because I figured with this crowd, he would stand the best chance of winning. Hes been advertised as a grittier, more edgy Bond, so I used him. Also figured with the reboot, it was just easiest. That said, if a mod wants to edit a few of the bigger name Bonds in beside him in the poll, it would be ok with me. I just figured the board would identify best with Craig.

stupid young people

And what about the She Spies!?

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/shespies.jpg

Bad girls gone good!

Brodeur
11-22-2009, 09:15 PM
I used Craig because I figured with this crowd, he would stand the best chance of winning. Hes been advertised as a grittier, more edgy Bond, so I used him. Also figured with the reboot, it was just easiest. That said, if a mod wants to edit a few of the bigger name Bonds in beside him in the poll, it would be ok with me. I just figured the board would identify best with Craig.

I like Craig better anyway, so you're in the right (I know shocker) with this.

diabsoule
11-22-2009, 09:15 PM
what about this epic movie?

http://www.editrix.ws/celebs/pics/339417/famkejanssen-ispy2002.jpg

or

SPY KIDS!
http://www.reviewsandmore.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/spy-kids.jpg

El Peefs?????
11-22-2009, 09:15 PM
Ive never seen a Craig Bond... and I never will !

Gay Ork Wang
11-22-2009, 09:17 PM
James bond takes so long, he would sleep with 5 women before finishing the job.

ill prolly take Bourne

bored of education
11-22-2009, 09:19 PM
http://www.dreamagic.com/vivianrose/harrietTheSpy.gif

hottie!

Brodeur
11-22-2009, 09:20 PM
Ive never seen a Craig Bond... and I never will !

You upset me Captain.

Borat
11-22-2009, 09:30 PM
I'd send in a ninja spy:

http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/21/9/33/samvolotao/1233156290725_f.jpg

El Peefs?????
11-22-2009, 09:32 PM
You upset me Captain.


Seeing you give Craig your support as so has only reinforced my idea! You know, since all the stuff you like is really bad and all.

Draft King
11-22-2009, 10:38 PM
Really guys, no mention of Ace???

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Ace_Ventura/ace_ventura_poster.jpg

A Perfect Score
11-22-2009, 10:49 PM
A detective is not a spy.

Draft King
11-22-2009, 10:52 PM
A detective is not a spy.

He's so good you don't even know.

RaiderNation
11-22-2009, 10:55 PM
Michael Myers? The Halloween killer?





OOOoooooohhhhhhhh Mike Myers.

Boston
11-22-2009, 11:01 PM
Jason Bourne: I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?

Good quote, or best quote?

SuperMcGee
11-22-2009, 11:05 PM
Yes!
After all the bad movie mentions, I still get to say

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Spyhardposter.jpg

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40, takes it!

EvilMonkey
11-22-2009, 11:05 PM
Good quote, or best quote?

good quote.

A Perfect Score
11-22-2009, 11:05 PM
Jason Bourne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/): I don't want to do this anymore.
Conklin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0177933/): I don't think that's a decision you can make.
Jason Bourne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/): Jason Bourne is dead, you hear me? He drowned two weeks ago. You're gonna go tell 'em that Jason Bourne is dead, you understand?
Conklin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0177933/): Where are you gonna go?
Jason Bourne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/): I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep. I'm on my own side now.


So badass.

Rosebud
11-22-2009, 11:48 PM
Other:
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iworshipbender
11-23-2009, 12:01 AM
Bill Belichick

dabears10
11-23-2009, 12:11 AM
Michael Westen. Not even a question.

diabsoule
11-23-2009, 12:16 AM
Michael Westen. Not even a question.

That's what I've been trying to say.

Rosebud
11-23-2009, 12:33 AM
Michael Weston is no longer a spy.

dabears10
11-23-2009, 12:34 AM
Michael Weston is no longer a spy.

Neither is Bourne.

Rosebud
11-23-2009, 12:37 AM
Neither is Bourne.

We have yet another reason why Sean Connery is a better spy than Jason Bourne. Man talk.

Cicero
11-23-2009, 12:42 AM
If you've read the Bourne books it has to be Jason Bourne.

SuperMcGee
11-23-2009, 12:58 AM
Alias is a show about a spy!

MetSox17
11-23-2009, 01:12 AM
Jason Bourne in a run-away for me.

terribletowel39
11-23-2009, 07:59 AM
I voted Bourne and it was easy. I also feel Liam Neeson should have gotten a shoutout if some of those guys did.

I know, not a spy, but Marky Mark in Shooter was a bad ass.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
11-23-2009, 10:30 AM
I chose Noah and Renee because they go against people with powers and still win.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTk3MjY2NjEwN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzAzNjI3._V1._ SX268_SY400_.jpg

A Perfect Score
11-26-2009, 03:03 PM
Jason Bourne runs away with it...wow.

E-Man
11-27-2009, 01:50 AM
This Michael Weston character sounds pretty cool. I'm going to have to check out Burn Notice. Bourne took my vote easily. Craig Bond actually feels like a real ass kicker, but Bourne still tops him.

vidae
11-27-2009, 01:32 PM
Burn Notice is a great show, one of my favorites and definitely worth a watch. New episodes back in January!

Rosebud
11-27-2009, 01:42 PM
Burn Notice is a great show, one of my favorites and definitely worth a watch. New episodes back in January!

Yeah, it is an awesome show. And while Michael Weston is great, Sean Connery is the GOAT.

Jvig43
11-27-2009, 02:29 PM
I voted Bourne, But Craigs Bond is a close second. I would love to see a film with both of these two squaring off. EPIC.