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Rjspartan
11-27-2009, 03:12 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657


actually he is the hospital like a few miles away from my house

CashmoneyDrew
11-27-2009, 03:14 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657


actually he is the hospital like a few miles away from my house

You should go take some balloons and flowers to him. Maybe he'll give you a free Buick.

TitleTown088
11-27-2009, 03:18 PM
They just said he had minor injuries on ESPN.

JT Jag
11-27-2009, 03:23 PM
DUI, I'm sure of it. It'll never come out, though.

Shane P. Hallam
11-27-2009, 03:24 PM
Yup, his agent said he is fine. Kinda shady though. One person car crash at 2:30 AM. Glad he is okay though.

badgerbacker
11-27-2009, 03:56 PM
DUI, I'm sure of it. It'll never come out, though.If it's a DUI...it'll definitely come out. Reports I've read have said it's not believed to be alcohol related though.

Zaytoven
11-27-2009, 04:01 PM
DUI, I'm sure of it. It'll never come out, though.

Jumping to conclusions 101.

Highway patrol has already released a statement saying they don't believe alcohol was involved.

Giantsfan1080
11-27-2009, 04:03 PM
It was a weird little story that's for sure.

LizardState
11-27-2009, 06:15 PM
Anytime a freak one-car collision with a fire hydrant & a power pole at 2:30 AM after a holiday the DUI possibility looms large. He's been released from the hospital with facial lacerations, his agent said he's alright but he's biased.

The cops at the scene said he was cut pretty badly, was in shock & kept fading in & out of consciousness, that can't be good.

SuperKevin
11-27-2009, 06:32 PM
How does someone get hurt like that backing out of their own driveway?

Giantsfan1080
11-27-2009, 06:44 PM
TMZ is saying this might have in fact been a domestic issue.

We're told Elin told cops about the argument at the scene of the accident and Tiger gave the same story to authorities at the hospital where he was treated.

One Florida law enforcement official called it "a domestic issue."

Elin apparently was able to forgive and forget -- according to Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor, Nordegren smashed out the back window of Tiger's car to help get him out.

UPDATE -- We're told the Florida Highway Patrol went to Tiger's house this afternoon to talk to him about the accident -- but they were turned away by his wife, who said he was sleeping. The FHP plans to try and talk to Woods again tomorrow.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-fight-wife-crash-elin-nordegren/#ixzz0Y6pbF7Oq (http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-fight-wife-crash-elin-nordegren/#ixzz0Y6pbF7Oq)

dabears10
11-27-2009, 08:09 PM
Stolen Joke:
I finally out drove Tiger Woods.

kalbears13
11-27-2009, 08:37 PM
It's the tryptophan.

princefielder28
11-27-2009, 08:42 PM
It's the tryptophan.

I think that's the leading suspect

FuzzyGopher
11-28-2009, 01:54 PM
Ha, turns out his wife caused his facial injuries, and when he got in his car to drive away she chased him and broke a window with a golf club. Then he got distracted and crashed. I knew something didn't seem right with her breaking a window to get him out.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

bantx
11-28-2009, 04:34 PM
that little skank bag

Giantsfan1080
11-28-2009, 04:35 PM
I wonder if he was cheating on her?

Halsey
11-28-2009, 06:01 PM
It also says Woods was on Pain killers. Here's what we should do if we want to believe that article: Ignore the part about being on pain killers and blame it all on the wife. That way Woods will look like a purely innocent victim and we can blame it all on a woman. Hole in one.

Crickett
12-01-2009, 12:05 PM
So, apparently listening to Sportscenter, these are the people who called 911 and are Tiger Woods' neighbors.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061024/142224__addams_family_l.jpg

killxswitch
12-01-2009, 12:10 PM
So have any real, substantive facts come out yet about what happened?

Splat
12-01-2009, 12:11 PM
So have any real, substantive facts come out yet about what happened?

ESPN has been reporting "news" they get from TMZ so I would have to say no.

JFLO
12-01-2009, 03:18 PM
Just heard on the radio that a couple new "storylines" have come out:

1) He supposedly had a 31 month affair with the woman after they met in Las Vegas. There will be a cover story on US Weekly or People tomorrow regarding that.

2) There is supposedly ANOTHER woman who is selling her story around saying that she also had a longterm affair with Woods while he was married.

His life is going to suck for awhile.

DiG
12-01-2009, 03:59 PM
Just heard on the radio that a couple new "storylines" have come out:

1) He supposedly had a 31 month affair with the woman after they met in Las Vegas. There will be a cover story on US Weekly or People tomorrow regarding that.

2) There is supposedly ANOTHER woman who is selling her story around saying that she also had a longterm affair with Woods while he was married.

His life is going to suck for awhile.

you serious? what radio station? any reliable sources out there?

dabears10
12-01-2009, 04:04 PM
I rely on Chinese News for my inside scoops on USA celebrity information.

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FuzzyGopher
12-01-2009, 07:54 PM
Just heard on the radio that a couple new "storylines" have come out:

1) He supposedly had a 31 month affair with the woman after they met in Las Vegas. There will be a cover story on US Weekly or People tomorrow regarding that.

2) There is supposedly ANOTHER woman who is selling her story around saying that she also had a longterm affair with Woods while he was married.

His life is going to suck for awhile.

The guy is worth 1 billion dollars and bangs hot chicks left and right. Nothing about his life sucks, in fact I envy him.

Hurricanes25
12-01-2009, 07:57 PM
Just heard on the radio that a couple new "storylines" have come out:

1) He supposedly had a 31 month affair with the woman after they met in Las Vegas. There will be a cover story on US Weekly or People tomorrow regarding that.

2) There is supposedly ANOTHER woman who is selling her story around saying that she also had a longterm affair with Woods while he was married.

His life is going to suck for awhile.

I heard all of that crap too but these womaen were getting paid to tell their stories so it's probabaly not even true.

dabears10
12-01-2009, 08:03 PM
I heard all of that crap too but these womaen were getting paid to tell their stories so it's probabaly not even true.

Just because they are paid doesn't mean it is not true. I do not know if i should believe it but its not because they are getting paid.

Hurricanes25
12-01-2009, 09:10 PM
Just because they are paid doesn't mean it is not true. I do not know if i should believe it but its not because they are getting paid.

Im just saying that it is a possibility. To be honest, I don't know what to believe but people will do anything or say anything for $25,000.

wogitalia
12-02-2009, 12:58 AM
Im just saying that it is a possibility. To be honest, I don't know what to believe but people will do anything or say anything for $25,000.

Getting paid to say it is one thing, having actual proof is another. If the Las Vegas woman has what she is said to have(over 300 texts, voicemail and photos) then I'm pretty comfortable in believing her.

Tiger is on the brink of getting exposed for a fraud, which lets be honest, has always been on the cards, no one is that clean.

619
12-02-2009, 08:11 AM
Getting paid to say it is one thing, having actual proof is another. If the Las Vegas woman has what she is said to have(over 300 texts, voicemail and photos) then I'm pretty comfortable in believing her.

Tiger is on the brink of getting exposed for a fraud, which lets be honest, has always been on the cards, no one is that clean.

The voicemail from what I heard sounded legit. He even asked her to remove her name from voicemail because of his wife, saying it was "work-related" or something like that.

Tiger, we've caught you with your 'pants down' haha.

LizardState
12-02-2009, 08:46 AM
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LizardState
12-02-2009, 08:48 AM
The voicemail from what I heard sounded legit. He even asked her to remove her name from voicemail because of his wife, saying it was "work-related" or something like that.

Tiger, we've caught you with your 'pants down' haha.

E! has gotten their hands on the story & all the sordid details are emerging about the secret life of the most visible name recognition athlete in the world. Chk. the gossip rag covers in your grocery stores racks, he will be their new poster boy for the Holiday season.

His VM msg. was a plea to GF #1 to deny everything in a panicked tone of voice b/c his "wife is going through my phone." More GFs popping up right & left, almost all smokin' hot blondes like Mrs. Woods, one a Vegas nightclub mgr. (think his hotel rooms were comped there?), a runway model, some patootie named Grubbs, etc.

The Florida Hwy. Patrol was asking for a warrant for medical rcds. from the ER that treated him to see if his wounds were consistent with a car collision or domestic abuse, but they backed off. I think a phone call or 2 was made by his attorneys (who are writing all his press release statements) to some local judges, aren't judges elective in Florida? Expect some accusations of preferential treatment & celebrity justice from the media gossipmongers. Then he backed out of his own golf tournament out of state.

Cost of TW brand 9-iron after she blasted 2 auto windows out: $500
Cost of totaled Cadillac Esplanade: $35K+
Cost to Tiger's reputation, name brand golf gear & endorsements : Priceless

Twiddler
12-02-2009, 09:59 AM
He admitted the affairs on his website.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

Prepare for the **** to hit the fan. For weeks.

killxswitch
12-02-2009, 10:42 AM
He admitted the affairs on his website.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

Prepare for the **** to hit the fan. For weeks.

It's too bad for his family. I'm sure this will be a hard time for all of them. As a husband and father myself I hope I never put my family in that situation.

That said, none of any of that is my business. The love of gossip in this country (and probably most other countries with the luxury of having "celebrities") is sick. I hope this all blows over soon.

FlyingElvis
12-02-2009, 10:45 AM
The guy's name is Tiger. Ya Gotta live up to that.

So have any real, substantive facts come out yet about what happened?

WTF? TMZ isn't good enough for you?

Im just saying that it is a possibility. To be honest, I don't know what to believe but people will do anything or say anything for $25,000.

Hurricanes25 and I have been having a sordid 31 month affair.


Where's my 25 G?

djp
12-02-2009, 11:03 AM
It's too bad for his family. I'm sure this will be a hard time for all of them. As a husband and father myself I hope I never put my family in that situation.

That said, none of any of that is my business. The love of gossip in this country (and probably most other countries with the luxury of having "celebrities") is sick. I hope this all blows over soon.

It will blow over just like everything else.

Hurricanes25
12-02-2009, 11:40 AM
Does anybody think that Tiger will lose some of his endorsements?

killxswitch
12-02-2009, 11:45 AM
Does anybody think that Tiger will lose some of his endorsements?

Maybe initially, but like Kobe I'm sure he'll get by for now (well, duh) and in a year or so the endorsements will come back. It helps that golf is pretty much done until spring.

dabears10
12-02-2009, 11:47 AM
Why is the media freaking out? Every athlete that is on the road 2/3 of the year cheats.

FlyingElvis
12-02-2009, 11:50 AM
Why is the media freaking out? Every athlete that is on the road 2/3 of the year cheats.

Because that's what media does. Blow everything up and ram the flavor of the day story down the throats of anyone foolish enough to buy in.

drowe
12-02-2009, 12:26 PM
yikes. guess the golf course isn't the only place where he tries to put it in every hole he sees.

RockJock07
12-02-2009, 01:18 PM
Everyone knew this was coming after he acted so weird after the fender-bender. The media loves this story because Tiger has always been this sweeky clean guy who never did anything wrong. Plus, with Tiger always wining like a girl about keeping is private life private, they are going to destroy him on this.

Tiger never really got that when your famous, your life is never private, even if it should be. The fact remains that thousands of men and women cheat everyday and what happens, families and friends get involved and want to know things and why it happened, etc. It's the same thing here just on a bigger scale.

What doesn't make sense to me is why any pro athlete decides to get married. McNair, A-Rod, Kobe, now Tiger, why settle down while your in the prime of your career and can have any women you want? Wait til your done playing to get married, I just don't understand why these guys settle down when their careers put them in the situation to be cheaters in their personal lives.

dabears10
12-02-2009, 01:20 PM
What doesn't make sense to me is why any pro athlete decides to get married. McNair, A-Rod, Kobe, now Tiger, why settle down while your in the prime of your career and can have any women you want? Wait til your done playing to get married, I just don't understand why these guys settle down when their careers put them in the situation to be cheaters in their personal lives.

It makes them more marketable as a married family man.

JFLO
12-02-2009, 02:44 PM
It makes them more marketable as a married family man.

It's one vagina though?

Malaka
12-02-2009, 04:04 PM
I always thought Tiger was a bit douchey... now I just think he is a huge douche and really don't like him. I do feel bad for the wife and kids, as this will be everywhere for the next couple of days.

thefalconer
12-02-2009, 04:10 PM
I always thought Tiger was a bit douchey... now I just think he is a huge douche and really don't like him. I do feel bad for the wife and kids, as this will be everywhere for the next couple of days.

at least he doesn't pop his collar.

El Peefs?????
12-02-2009, 04:13 PM
Tiger had to cheat because his wife wouldn't let him play the back nine.

Malaka
12-02-2009, 04:14 PM
at least he doesn't pop his collar.

lol but he still talks like a douche bag. Just my opinion I don't hate the guy, I acknowledge he is amazing golfer, I just root against him... I really don't like who he is.

LonghornsLegend
12-02-2009, 04:17 PM
It will blow over just like everything else.

I was just about to say, I lol@anyone acting like this is going to be a big deal for long, if at all. If anything it makes him look like almost every other huge athlete, president, CEO etc, I'm not naive enough to think everyone with fame cheats on their wife or that it's normal by any means, but he's hardly not the 1st one, nor is he nowhere near the front of the line.


All of those other situations blew right over and nobody cares about any of the other stuff anymore. Kobe, Shaq, Jordan, I'm thinking off the top of my head right now but I'd probably add 10 more high profile names if I had to sit down and write and those are just the ones I know of.


If anyone thinks differently of him for this it's deserved and he brought it on himself, but where are all the people who blasted kobe for cheating on his wife with a young white girl and never wanted to forgive him? He's right back on top of the mountain again like nothing ever happened, and he has a beautiful family as well with a million endorsements.

Hurricanes25
12-02-2009, 09:01 PM
The guy's name is Tiger. Ya Gotta live up to that.



WTF? TMZ isn't good enough for you?



Hurricanes25 and I have been having a sordid 31 month affair.


Where's my 25 G?

I have not had any kind of relations with FlyingElvis.

CJSchneider
12-02-2009, 09:05 PM
Tiger had to cheat because his wife wouldn't let him play the back nine.

That's not true, she let him play the back 9 once, but Tiger quickly realized he was "in the ruff."

Philliez01
12-02-2009, 09:23 PM
Compared to recent celebrity affairs/sex scandals and athletes (plus Steve Phillips), Tiger did a good job on picking pretty decent looking girls. Sure most look fake and skanky, but he's probably #1 on "Cheating Celebrity Husband" Power Rankings.

and btw, a Tiger is kinda like a male cougar; right?

CJSchneider
12-02-2009, 09:53 PM
and btw, a Tiger is kinda like a male cougar; right?

I prefer being called a DILF by the ladies personally.

Philliez01
12-02-2009, 09:58 PM
I prefer being called a DILF by the ladies personally.

True, but aren't MILF/DILFs usually lonely housewives who are around the age of 25-30 who go to the porno industry as a last resort?

That's what most pornos, at least taught me.

CJSchneider
12-02-2009, 10:06 PM
True, but aren't MILF/DILFs usually lonely housewives who are around the age of 25-30 who go to the porno industry as a last resort?

That's what most pornos, at least taught me.

Can't be, I'm 35...and don't even call me a GILF

Philliez01
12-02-2009, 10:09 PM
Can't be, I'm 35...and don't even call me a GILF

Actually guys are pretty timeless in pornos, I've taken note (obviously in the straight genre...........) that the same guys are usually in the different movies/clips. It's the girls who are usually 22-year old MILFs because they have a tatoo or something.

Shiver
12-02-2009, 10:59 PM
*insert Tiger Woods/golfing/sexual metaphor here*


...but really, picking up a Las Vegas cocktail waitress who was on VH1's Tool Academy? Date up Tiger, date up.

Shiver
12-02-2009, 11:04 PM
Tiger's first draft for his statement:

To my fans:
I am writing to set the record straight about a number of rumors that have been spread about me, my actions, and my character.
Prior to last weekend, many of you knew me as a straight-arrow, a solid citizen, and a squeaky-clean sportsman with an unblemished record of exemplary behavior.
In point of fact, however, the Tiger Woods you thought you knew is actually a nonstop ******* machine.
Now, when I say "nonstop," I'm not using a figure of speech. In fact, if you took a cross-section of my brain, you'd see that half of it was devoted to golf and the other half to nailing slutty nightclub hostesses. And the second half is by far the bigger half.
I don't want to exaggerate, but if you have a vagina and I somehow haven't found it yet, that's what Malcolm Gladwell would call an outlier.
Why, you might ask, am I telling you all this, and at this time? The answer is simple: if you haven't done so already, please take your name off your voicemail. My wife might try to call you. If you don't believe me, check out the gynormous hashtag she scratched into my face.
In closing, I ask all of you for your patience, your forgiveness, but most of all, your *****.

Maybe it would be easier if we discovered who wasn't a mistress of his.

killxswitch
12-03-2009, 12:53 PM
Jason Whitlock isn't much of a sports journalist, but he did a good job with this: http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10464562?GT1=39002

dabears10
12-03-2009, 03:18 PM
Oh TFLN,
(703): tiger just ****** it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.

Brodeur
12-03-2009, 04:35 PM
Can't be, I'm 35...and don't even call me a GILF

35 my ass CJ.

Whistler6
12-03-2009, 04:48 PM
Mannnn I am sick of the media. Everyone wants to keep the attention off of themselves for their own wrongs, so they point the finger at any-and-everything they possibly can.

Tiger owes me good golf...Nothing more. Family, personal life, etc is his business. Keep golfing and I'll keep watching.

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 05:39 PM
35 my ass CJ.

I was referring to my length, not my age, thank you.

Twiddler
12-03-2009, 05:39 PM
Mannnn I am sick of the media. Everyone wants to keep the attention off of themselves for their own wrongs, so they point the finger at any-and-everything they possibly can.

Tiger owes me good golf...Nothing more. Family, personal life, etc is his business. Keep golfing and I'll keep watching.

Yeah, as much as I love watching him play, I'm not sure how much I'll follow him much anymore. I mean, I'm not going to go and crucify him like a lot of people will do because he doesn't owe me anything when it comes to his personal life, but I find it kind of hard to root for an asshole. Oh well.

wogitalia
12-03-2009, 07:49 PM
, but I find it kind of hard to root for an asshole.

Nailing pretty damn good looking broads does not an asshole make...

Twiddler
12-03-2009, 07:51 PM
Nailing pretty damn good looking broads does not an asshole make...

Doing it while having a pregnant wife at home and continuing to do it from then on does...

Whistler6
12-03-2009, 11:28 PM
Yeah, as much as I love watching him play, I'm not sure how much I'll follow him much anymore. I mean, I'm not going to go and crucify him like a lot of people will do because he doesn't owe me anything when it comes to his personal life, but I find it kind of hard to root for an asshole. Oh well.

You can root for Sergio and Y.E. Yang, I'll stay on Tiger's bandwagon. He is the sport.

So basically though, Tiger's wife went after him with a driver, because she is pissed he was using his "putter"?

Whistler6
12-03-2009, 11:32 PM
If all the stories/rumors are true, then there is no question he's an A-hole... But atleast 85% of pro athletes are douche bags (men and woman), and I still dedicate half my life to watching sports.

Unfortunately I will be glued to the television, silenting fist-pumping along with Tiger, when he is down by a stroke on Sundays staring down opponents in the Nike-red.

CJSchneider
12-04-2009, 05:38 AM
Did you hear that all this may cause "Tiger" to change his name

Yeah, his new name would be "cheetah"

Shiver
12-05-2009, 04:02 PM
Oh this is getting weird:

Tiger Woods' erotic dream to Rachel...

"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament," Woods reportedly wrote. "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek [Jeter] and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."

Twiddler
12-05-2009, 04:13 PM
David Boreanaz? WTF? Hahaha, wow, that's actually really kind of creepy if he wrote that.

Whistler6
12-05-2009, 04:15 PM
Oh this is getting weird:

Tiger Woods' erotic dream to Rachel...

...With Alex Rodriguez jerking off in jealousy in the corner?

Whistler6
12-05-2009, 04:16 PM
"Can I get a mulligan"
-Tiger Woods

Nitschke-Hawk
12-05-2009, 09:57 PM
...With Alex Rodriguez jerking off in jealousy in the corner?

You mean like this?

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4371/arodmi6kl9.gif

Whistler6
12-05-2009, 10:08 PM
You mean like this?

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4371/arodmi6kl9.gif

Hah, yeah Kobe snarl and all.

SuperKevin
12-06-2009, 10:22 AM
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w62/Superkevin40/tiger.jpg