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TitanHope
12-03-2009, 06:25 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j84/funkymonk16/MonkeySad.jpg
Would you?

I dunno if I could do it, with the opposable thumbs and all. I think some cultures serve monkey brain as a delicacy, but if I were visiting a tribe in the rainforest and they give me a bowl of cooked monkey, I'd look at them in the safe face anime characters use when something surprising happens.

Plus, what kind of diseases could you get? Could you get AIDS from eating a monkey? Because that'd be a tough one to explain to the girlfriend. "I swear, I got it from eating a monkey!!! Ya gotta believe me!"

Maybe you're lost in the jungle, and you're attacked by monkies. They have attacked before:

http://long18th.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/monkey-stick_1207558i.jpg
http://aproductguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/monkey-slap.jpg

So you kill a monkey in self-defense, which scares the other monkies away. So now you're starving and have a perfectly good monkey on your hands. Do you eat the monkey? I mean, after you start a fire and stuff.

I guess I have to do some more research and soul searching, but I must admit, the little guy does look deeelish.

Wootylicous
12-03-2009, 06:27 PM
Do I have Bear Gryllz with me ?

SuperMcGee
12-03-2009, 06:28 PM
If you don't eat a monkey every so often, they will eventually see themselves as equals.

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 06:29 PM
If you were a hotdog, and you were starving to death, would you eat yourself?

http://2.gvt0.com/vi/kVDRZxGFNbo/0.jpg

TitanHope
12-03-2009, 06:30 PM
Do I have Bear Gryllz with me ?

No, you only have the guy from Survivor Man. He's probably dead by then though...

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 06:31 PM
No, you only have the guy from Survivor Man. He's probably dead by then though...

His name is Les Stroud, and if it were life or death, Les would eat it.

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 06:34 PM
http://foreveranoob.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sprockets.jpg

Touch my monkey

TitanHope
12-03-2009, 06:35 PM
His name is Les Stroud, and if it were life or death, Les would eat it.

Nah, I think that guy'd die in the monkey ambush

http://www.dor-lomin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hitman-monkey.jpg

You survive though, being the main character and all.

dabears10
12-03-2009, 06:35 PM
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Sprockets!

diabsoule
12-03-2009, 06:36 PM
They ate monkey brains in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

http://www.cqaf.com/images/monkey_brains.jpg

Which reminds me: "Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali.... in Hell!"

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 06:37 PM
http://halohalo.ph/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/funny-monkey-2.jpg

Oh no, who the **** said yes?

WMD
12-03-2009, 06:38 PM
No, I wouldn't eat a monkey. I'll just stick to chicken, turkey, fish, pigs and cows.

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 06:39 PM
http://karatetraining.org/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny-monkey-1.jpg

EAT ME!

TitanHope
12-03-2009, 06:42 PM
http://karatetraining.org/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny-monkey-1.jpg

EAT ME!




Disappointed Monkey
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~gmg/images/monkey_face.jpg
is disappointed.

The Unseen
12-03-2009, 06:42 PM
I'd **** a monkey

or eat it

either way

Job
12-03-2009, 06:44 PM
yeah, in a heartbeat, starving or not.

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 06:45 PM
I'd **** a monkey

or eat it

either way

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/m/monkey_wearing_clothes-11981.jpg

Starting with this one.

Gay Ork Wang
12-03-2009, 06:45 PM
id try it definitely

The Unseen
12-03-2009, 06:47 PM
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/m/monkey_wearing_clothes-11981.jpg

Starting with this one.

mas cushcion para el pushcion

TitanHope
12-03-2009, 06:47 PM
No, I wouldn't eat a monkey. I'll just stick to chicken, turkey, fish, pigs and cows.

What about a pig-monkey? A ponkey, if you will.

This is an actual pig, by the way. Just didn't cook long enough! *badum ching!*
http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/pig%20monkey.jpg
Spoilered because it's just ugly as hell.

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 06:49 PM
Would you drink a monkey?

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d165/mschartman/monkey-piss.jpg

El Peefs?????
12-03-2009, 06:50 PM
I dont want none of that aids

Job
12-03-2009, 06:52 PM
Can monkeys really give you Aids.

Job
12-03-2009, 06:52 PM
Would you drink a monkey?

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d165/mschartman/monkey-piss.jpg

This turned me on.

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 06:56 PM
I'd **** a monkey

or eat it

either way

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll304/Nutzzzy/monkey.jpg

Apparently you are not alone in that thought.

TACKLE
12-03-2009, 06:56 PM
Monkeys are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Job
12-03-2009, 06:57 PM
How are monkeys filthier than you are?

El Peefs?????
12-03-2009, 06:57 PM
Usually the filthy ones taste pretty good though

vikes_28
12-03-2009, 06:57 PM
It'd probably taste a lot like beef or pork actually. So why the **** not?

CC.SD
12-03-2009, 07:03 PM
How else am I supposed to consume it's soul?

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 07:05 PM
How else am I supposed to consume it's soul?

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CC.SD
12-03-2009, 07:11 PM
crQ5H3up0FE

http://static.flickr.com/54/172744389_66a692ec32_m.jpg

tjsunstein
12-03-2009, 07:12 PM
http://blog.dailycal.org/sex/files/2009/09/confused-monkey.jpg

Hmmmm..

TACKLE
12-03-2009, 07:59 PM
How else am I supposed to consume it's soul?

Step 1: Become a ginger.

Rob S
12-03-2009, 08:04 PM
I would try it for sure. I am actually going to North Africa this winter so I will probably have it there.

A Perfect Score
12-03-2009, 08:09 PM
Monkeys are like nature's humans.

fenikz
12-03-2009, 08:11 PM
Monkeys are like nature's humans.

I would think humans are nature's humans

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 08:12 PM
Monkeys are like nature's humans.

http://18.media.tumblr.com/9qoFGWbygh8yop21yPN5Sc6Oo1_400.jpg

A Perfect Score
12-03-2009, 08:13 PM
I would think humans are nature's humans

http://uweb.und.nodak.edu/%7Ekaylee.nesdahl/charlie_bar.jpg

Job
12-03-2009, 08:13 PM
Step 1: Become a ginger.

I first read it with the 'g' and 'n' inverted.

The_Dude
12-03-2009, 08:24 PM
http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq352/nerickson_photo/MonkeyGun.jpg

Brent
12-03-2009, 08:28 PM
Monkeys are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
do you eat any animals that you havent hunted yourself? because if you do, all the animals you are eating are filthy. it's just a level of how filthy.

WMD
12-03-2009, 08:37 PM
Monkeys are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Yeah but bacon tastes good.. pork chops taste good..

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-03-2009, 08:56 PM
I'd **** a monkey

or eat it

either way
I'd **** it, then eat it. Finally get a chance to use my new cook book.

http://www.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/semen-recipe-book.jpg

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-03-2009, 08:58 PM
I first read it with the 'g' and 'n' inverted.

That works, too.

http://tennesseerader.com/confederate/clipart/Images/Confederates%20with%20flag%20in%20background.jpg

Rosebud
12-03-2009, 09:01 PM
I only eat pigs, cows and poultry like normal people...although I'd ******* eat a monkey if I got to pick it out.

TitanHope
12-03-2009, 09:13 PM
Yeah but bacon tastes good.. pork chops taste good..

I'm eating bacon right now, and it does in fact taste good.

Monkey bacon though...

TACKLE
12-03-2009, 09:29 PM
Yeah but bacon tastes good.. pork chops taste good..

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************.

Rosebud
12-03-2009, 09:30 PM
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************.

That is prejudiced and ignorant.

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 09:53 PM
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************.

http://www.janchipchase.com/blog/archives/061216-chengdu-64-rat-thumb.jpg

Yum!

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-03-2009, 09:59 PM
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************.

http://www.panoramio.com/photos/original/3117503.jpg

Brent
12-03-2009, 10:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/comics/tastes-of-the-swine.gif

wogitalia
12-03-2009, 10:06 PM
Im sorry but that pig picture is just wrong. It should be great all over and perfect for bacon!

TACKLE
12-03-2009, 10:59 PM
Please tell me WMD wasn't the only one to catch on the Pulp Fiction reference.

For the record, I ******* love bacon.

Job
12-03-2009, 11:07 PM
I think everyone did.

CJSchneider
12-03-2009, 11:09 PM
"Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."

We got it.

A Perfect Score
12-03-2009, 11:17 PM
No one got my Its Always Sunny reference :(.

Rosebud
12-03-2009, 11:28 PM
No one got my Its Always Sunny reference :(.

It was just a really dumb statement and I got a lot more pleasure treating that as your honest opinion you soul-less ginger.

TACKLE
12-03-2009, 11:40 PM
No one got my Its Always Sunny reference :(.

If you're going to make a reference, make sure it blatantly obvious reference from a major pop culture source.

TitleTown088
12-04-2009, 10:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/comics/tastes-of-the-swine.gif

Anthony Bourdain would not be happy that the cheek isn't listed as real good.

CJSchneider
12-04-2009, 10:59 AM
Anthony Bourdain would not be happy that the cheek isn't listed as real good.

Same thing with Andrew Zimmern and the ear.

trkaline
12-04-2009, 11:10 AM
If it tastes anything like human, I say yes...

CJSchneider
12-04-2009, 11:16 AM
If it tastes anything like human, I say yes...

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/3/633533958406121689-cannibalism.jpg

TitleTown088
12-05-2009, 12:15 AM
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Yes, I'd have monkeys serve it to me too.

Paul
12-05-2009, 12:23 AM
Ya'll can keep eating all these cows and chickens if you want to, more monkey ***** for me.

Staubach12
12-05-2009, 12:41 AM
They're just too cool for me to think about eating them. I could be teaching them to play beer pong!