Would you eat a monkey?

[TitanHope]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j84/funkymonk16/MonkeySad.jpg
Would you?

I dunno if I could do it, with the opposable thumbs and all. I think some cultures serve monkey brain as a delicacy, but if I were visiting a tribe in the rainforest and they give me a bowl of cooked monkey, I'd look at them in the safe face anime characters use when something surprising happens.

Plus, what kind of diseases could you get? Could you get AIDS from eating a monkey? Because that'd be a tough one to explain to the girlfriend. "I swear, I got it from eating a monkey!!! Ya gotta believe me!"

Maybe you're lost in the jungle, and you're attacked by monkies. They have attacked before:

http://long18th.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/monkey-stick_1207558i.jpg
http://aproductguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/monkey-slap.jpg

So you kill a monkey in self-defense, which scares the other monkies away. So now you're starving and have a perfectly good monkey on your hands. Do you eat the monkey? I mean, after you start a fire and stuff.

I guess I have to do some more research and soul searching, but I must admit, the little guy does look deeelish.

[Wootylicous]

Do I have Bear Gryllz with me ?

[SuperMcGee]

If you don't eat a monkey every so often, they will eventually see themselves as equals.

[CJSchneider]

If you were a hotdog, and you were starving to death, would you eat yourself?

http://2.gvt0.com/vi/kVDRZxGFNbo/0.jpg

[TitanHope]

Do I have Bear Gryllz with me ?

No, you only have the guy from Survivor Man. He's probably dead by then though...

[CJSchneider]

No, you only have the guy from Survivor Man. He's probably dead by then though...

His name is Les Stroud, and if it were life or death, Les would eat it.

[CJSchneider]

http://foreveranoob.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sprockets.jpg

Touch my monkey

[TitanHope]

His name is Les Stroud, and if it were life or death, Les would eat it.

Nah, I think that guy'd die in the monkey ambush

http://www.dor-lomin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hitman-monkey.jpg

You survive though, being the main character and all.

[dabears10]

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Sprockets!

[diabsoule]

They ate monkey brains in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

http://www.cqaf.com/images/monkey_brains.jpg

Which reminds me: "Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali.... in Hell!"

[CJSchneider]

http://halohalo.ph/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/funny-monkey-2.jpg

Oh no, who the **** said yes?

[WMD]

No, I wouldn't eat a monkey. I'll just stick to chicken, turkey, fish, pigs and cows.

[CJSchneider]

http://karatetraining.org/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny-monkey-1.jpg

EAT ME!

[TitanHope]

http://karatetraining.org/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny-monkey-1.jpg

EAT ME!




Disappointed Monkey
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~gmg/images/monkey_face.jpg
is disappointed.

[The Unseen]

I'd **** a monkey

or eat it

either way

[Job]

yeah, in a heartbeat, starving or not.

[CJSchneider]

I'd **** a monkey

or eat it

either way

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/m/monkey_wearing_clothes-11981.jpg

Starting with this one.

[Gay Ork Wang]

id try it definitely

[The Unseen]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/m/monkey_wearing_clothes-11981.jpg

Starting with this one.

mas cushcion para el pushcion

[TitanHope]

No, I wouldn't eat a monkey. I'll just stick to chicken, turkey, fish, pigs and cows.

What about a pig-monkey? A ponkey, if you will.

This is an actual pig, by the way. Just didn't cook long enough! *badum ching!*
http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/pig%20monkey.jpg
Spoilered because it's just ugly as hell.

[CJSchneider]

Would you drink a monkey?

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d165/mschartman/monkey-piss.jpg

[El Peefs?????]

I dont want none of that aids

[Job]

Can monkeys really give you Aids.

[Job]

Would you drink a monkey?

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d165/mschartman/monkey-piss.jpg

This turned me on.

[CJSchneider]

I'd **** a monkey

or eat it

either way

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll304/Nutzzzy/monkey.jpg

Apparently you are not alone in that thought.

[TACKLE]

Monkeys are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

[Job]

How are monkeys filthier than you are?

[El Peefs?????]

Usually the filthy ones taste pretty good though

[vikes_28]

It'd probably taste a lot like beef or pork actually. So why the **** not?

[CC.SD]

How else am I supposed to consume it's soul?

[CJSchneider]

How else am I supposed to consume it's soul?

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[CC.SD]

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http://static.flickr.com/54/172744389_66a692ec32_m.jpg

[tjsunstein]

http://blog.dailycal.org/sex/files/2009/09/confused-monkey.jpg

Hmmmm..

[TACKLE]

How else am I supposed to consume it's soul?

Step 1: Become a ginger.

[Rob S]

I would try it for sure. I am actually going to North Africa this winter so I will probably have it there.

[A Perfect Score]

Monkeys are like nature's humans.

[fenikz]

Monkeys are like nature's humans.

I would think humans are nature's humans

[CJSchneider]

Monkeys are like nature's humans.

http://18.media.tumblr.com/9qoFGWbygh8yop21yPN5Sc6Oo1_400.jpg

[A Perfect Score]

I would think humans are nature's humans

http://uweb.und.nodak.edu/%7Ekaylee.nesdahl/charlie_bar.jpg

[Job]

Step 1: Become a ginger.

I first read it with the 'g' and 'n' inverted.

[The_Dude]

http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq352/nerickson_photo/MonkeyGun.jpg

[Brent]

Monkeys are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
do you eat any animals that you havent hunted yourself? because if you do, all the animals you are eating are filthy. it's just a level of how filthy.

[WMD]

Monkeys are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Yeah but bacon tastes good.. pork chops taste good..

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I'd **** a monkey

or eat it

either way
I'd **** it, then eat it. Finally get a chance to use my new cook book.

http://www.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/semen-recipe-book.jpg

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I first read it with the 'g' and 'n' inverted.

That works, too.

http://tennesseerader.com/confederate/clipart/Images/Confederates%20with%20flag%20in%20background.jpg

[Rosebud]

I only eat pigs, cows and poultry like normal people...although I'd ******* eat a monkey if I got to pick it out.

[TitanHope]

Yeah but bacon tastes good.. pork chops taste good..

I'm eating bacon right now, and it does in fact taste good.

Monkey bacon though...

[TACKLE]

Yeah but bacon tastes good.. pork chops taste good..

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************.

[Rosebud]

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************.

That is prejudiced and ignorant.

[CJSchneider]

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************.

http://www.janchipchase.com/blog/archives/061216-chengdu-64-rat-thumb.jpg

Yum!

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************.

http://www.panoramio.com/photos/original/3117503.jpg

[Brent]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/comics/tastes-of-the-swine.gif

[wogitalia]

Im sorry but that pig picture is just wrong. It should be great all over and perfect for bacon!

[TACKLE]

Please tell me WMD wasn't the only one to catch on the Pulp Fiction reference.

For the record, I ******* love bacon.

[Job]

I think everyone did.

[CJSchneider]

"Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."

We got it.

[A Perfect Score]

No one got my Its Always Sunny reference :(.

[Rosebud]

No one got my Its Always Sunny reference :(.

It was just a really dumb statement and I got a lot more pleasure treating that as your honest opinion you soul-less ginger.

[TACKLE]

No one got my Its Always Sunny reference :(.

If you're going to make a reference, make sure it blatantly obvious reference from a major pop culture source.

[TitleTown088]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/comics/tastes-of-the-swine.gif

Anthony Bourdain would not be happy that the cheek isn't listed as real good.

[CJSchneider]

Anthony Bourdain would not be happy that the cheek isn't listed as real good.

Same thing with Andrew Zimmern and the ear.

[trkaline]

If it tastes anything like human, I say yes...

[CJSchneider]

If it tastes anything like human, I say yes...

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/3/633533958406121689-cannibalism.jpg

[TitleTown088]

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Yes, I'd have monkeys serve it to me too.

[Paul]

Ya'll can keep eating all these cows and chickens if you want to, more monkey ***** for me.

[Staubach12]

They're just too cool for me to think about eating them. I could be teaching them to play beer pong!