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Philliez01
12-03-2009, 11:52 PM
Alright, it's 12:35am as of this writing and I've been studying since 7 for a test...in health class. Ridiculous amount. So it's safe to say I'm completely stupid for doing that and this. I don't care. I'm listening to Adam Lambert. More negative adjectives can be heading my way. Or false ones.

However, the recent Tiger Woods affair has inspired me to make this thread. He allegedly had an affair, or three, and while I am all for privacy I feel this thread needs to be made.

There have been plenty of affairs, and to stay sports-related as opposed to the P word (or R word); we'll stay with athletes.

Sparknotes?: Which athlete cheated on their spouse (note the word spouse) with the best looking individual?

We'll use Tiger first in this thread REEKING of sexism.

Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods):
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/11/30/alg_uchitel_taxi.jpg

Only using ONE mistress/master per athlete/figure.

Deanna Merryman (Jeff Gordon's alleged):
http://access.nscpcdn.com/gallery/i/m/merryman/lg1.jpg

Madonna (A-Rod's alleged, denied by both):
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee284/gamasutra/madonna300.jpg

Brooke Hundley (Steve Phillips):
http://graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/brooke5.jpg

Mindy McCready (Roger Clemens):
http://mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/630efc075336c104b33000b989628dc2.jpg

OTHER (state it)

PalmerToCJ
12-04-2009, 12:03 AM
I'm going to go with Gordon in a close one.

I'm just impressed that there's a picture of Phillips mistress that doesn't make her look like a troll. I mean really, if I'm cheating on my wife I'm getting my money's worth.

Philliez01
12-04-2009, 12:06 AM
I'm going to go with Gordon in a close one.

I'm just impressed that there's a picture of Phillips mistress that doesn't make her look like a troll. I mean really, if I'm cheating on my wife I'm getting my money's worth.

I tried to class her up. She looks like a sweetie there.

There's a correlation there. I guess all the hot girls are busy being cheated on by their husbands so you have to dip into the practice squad/UFL types.

dabears10
12-04-2009, 12:07 AM
Is this all of history or in the oughts? Like does Marilyn Monroe count? Give me some parameters!

Edit: Saw you want only sports figures. However, Marilyn Monroe would still be in their as there are rumors that she cheated on Jumpin Joe.

Philliez01
12-04-2009, 12:10 AM
Is this all of history or in the oughts? Like does Marilyn Monroe count? How about the Boleyn sisters? Anne Mercer? Give me some parameters!

Certainly, I wanted to do more but I was getting tired of image tagging. It takes some work.

Rulebook:

One or the other must be alive currently.

Can't result in a tragedy (failed marriages is as tragic as this is supposed to get).

Alleged sexual assaults are off limits even if settled out of court.

That's it.

dabears10
12-04-2009, 12:19 AM
MJ FTW!
http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/mj1.jpg
Lisa Miceli

Rosebud
12-04-2009, 12:30 AM
http://www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2007-w39/img.04638_t.jpg

roidrunner
12-04-2009, 12:43 AM
I think what needs to be established is who were the wife's of these guys, with pics. Cause i dont know if any of these girls would be considered a down grade from these athletes wives.

niel89
12-04-2009, 01:13 AM
After googling all of those chicks, I'm less impressed with each one. I refuse to vote.

j05son
12-04-2009, 01:26 AM
I think what needs to be established is who were the wife's of these guys, with pics. Cause i dont know if any of these girls would be considered a down grade from these athletes wives.

this, public polls for now on, i voted for Gordan, i intentionally left this as a run on sentence so sniper will rage, LOL gammer police.i also misspelled grammar on purpose!!

Cicero
12-04-2009, 01:31 AM
Didn't Shaq supposedly sleep with the Superhead chick?

j05son
12-04-2009, 01:34 AM
is there pics of that ***** kobe was with. i forgot about her and don't want to google her.

Cicero
12-04-2009, 01:35 AM
is there pics of that ***** kobe was with. i forgot about her and don't want to google her.

If memory serves me she was not hot at all.

roidrunner
12-04-2009, 01:38 AM
but she (Kobe's girl) did take it in the butt, so you know she is kind of a freak, which is brownie points.

j05son
12-04-2009, 01:42 AM
but she (Kobe's girl) did take it in the butt, so you know she is kind of a freak, which is brownie points.

I didn't know that. I can see why kobe cheated if his wife didn't allow the buttsecks he's got to get it somewhere...

Cicero
12-04-2009, 01:42 AM
Here's the girl David Beckham was banging on the side.

http://topnews.in/light/files/rebecca-loos-3.jpg

diabsoule
12-04-2009, 01:44 AM
but she (Kobe's girl) did take it in the butt, so you know she is kind of a freak, which is brownie points.

I see what you did there.

j05son
12-04-2009, 01:46 AM
Here's the girl David Beckham was banging on the side.

http://topnews.in/light/files/rebecca-loos-3.jpg

She's < his wife though. We don't know about the buttsecks though. WE NEED MORE INFO ON THIS! Where's TMZ when you need them.

MetSox17
12-04-2009, 01:51 AM
Shaq's banging Gilbert Arenas' wife. Lulz.

Also, Kobe's wife >>>>>> All those other wives. Except maybe Gordon's. She's a fox.

roidrunner
12-04-2009, 01:52 AM
David Beckham's affair is a definite down grade. though her body is very nice.

Rosebud
12-04-2009, 01:54 AM
http://www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2007-w39/img.04638_t.jpg

Kahn's Ex-wife
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02Agcsl7CJ7Op/340x.jpg

roidrunner
12-04-2009, 01:57 AM
Kahn is an up grade, but for the record there is like ten more girls he cheated on his wife with. He is a known womanizer and cheater...

MetSox17
12-04-2009, 02:00 AM
What about Charlie Sheen? You know you have a problem when you live a life banging hookers, then marry Denise f'n Richards and still cheat on her.


You fail, Charlie.
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o73/RoxyAngel_01/Denise-RichardsinRed.jpg

roidrunner
12-04-2009, 02:02 AM
he does not count because he is not an athlete. But i agree Charlie is an idiot cause of that.

roidrunner
12-04-2009, 02:02 AM
i guess the hookers would do things that Denise would not do. That seems to be the issue with most of these affairs. The girls were more willing to do things that the wives were not willing to do...

MetSox17
12-04-2009, 02:04 AM
I'd gladly do Denise Richards missionary style for the rest of my life and not complain once.

roidrunner
12-04-2009, 02:08 AM
you and me both, but charlie i guess was not willing to do that.

wogitalia
12-04-2009, 02:43 AM
Ah has to be an athlete, first that came to mind for me was Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, but alas, not an athlete.

Does it have to be a wife for the mistress or does GF count? If so, Cristiano Ronaldo is constantly cheating on his gfs with dimes.

It seems that most athletes downgrade when they cheat. Perhaps it is because their wives are so good. I mean Bryant, Tiger, Beckham(though she is getting a bit weird looking) amongst others are all dating genuine hotties.

A-Rod loses though, no doubt whatsoever on that front. Mistress that is old enough to be your mum is not a win, in any way, at least not when you are his age.

Cicero
12-04-2009, 02:51 AM
Ah has to be an athlete, first that came to mind for me was Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, but alas, not an athlete.

Does it have to be a wife for the mistress or does GF count? If so, Cristiano Ronaldo is constantly cheating on his gfs with dimes.

It seems that most athletes downgrade when they cheat. Perhaps it is because their wives are so good. I mean Bryant, Tiger, Beckham(though she is getting a bit weird looking) amongst others are all dating genuine hotties.

A-Rod loses though, no doubt whatsoever on that front. Mistress that is old enough to be your mum is not a win, in any way, at least not when you are his age.

The list of girls he's hooked up with is quite impressive.

MetSox17
12-04-2009, 03:00 AM
For the record, Jennifer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Angelina.

j05son
12-04-2009, 03:02 AM
For the record, Jennifer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Angelina.

100% QFT.10char

roidrunner
12-04-2009, 04:08 AM
I completely agree with the Jennifer being hotter than Angelina. QFT

CJSchneider
12-04-2009, 05:37 AM
Deanna Merryman (Jeff Gordon's alleged) is clearly the hottest one from the pics provided, but I think Steve Phillips got over the most. Brooke Hundley just looks like she would be willing to do some dirty **** and not complain about it.

619
12-04-2009, 08:09 AM
Didn't Shaq supposedly sleep with the Superhead chick?

I came across this list:

Top Ten Superhead Had Sex With

1: Superhead and Bobby brown

2: Superhead and Ray j

3: Superhead and Shaq

4: Superhead and Jay Z

5: Superhead and Bill Maher

6: Superhead and P Diddy

7: Superhead and Lil Wayne

8: Superhead and DMX

9: Superhead and Usher

10: Superhead and Irv Gotti

Obviously not athletes except for Shaq, so this doesn't count.

Brent
12-04-2009, 08:46 AM
5: Superhead and Bill Maher
it's funny, because on the show they joke about him having a thing for black women.

Philliez01
12-04-2009, 09:16 AM
it's funny, because on the show they joke about him having a thing for black women.

He does though! Well except right now, but Maher definitely went out with about 4-5 black women from at least the late 90s to mid 2000s.

Also can't include the wives! It's mistress only, mistress power rankings so to speak.

roidrunner
12-04-2009, 12:38 PM
sounds like Bill's got some jungle fever...

jayceheathman
12-04-2009, 04:08 PM
A-Rod and its not even close.

Shiver
12-04-2009, 04:48 PM
A-Rod bangs mistresses on a bed that lies directly below a self-portrait of himself as a Centaur.......

......


yeah

Borat
12-04-2009, 05:05 PM
Just for the Lulz, you should have included Ben Roethlisberger's fling with that hideous hick chick.

sweetness34
12-04-2009, 05:09 PM
The list of girls he's hooked up with is quite impressive.

Why even have a girlfriend though? He can get any ***** he wants. He's the best soccer player in the world and he's a good looking guy (no ****). Plus he's young. All he has to do is walk into a club and women throw their panties at him.

When he gets older and wants to settle down then he should look at getting into a relationship but for right now he should just **** as many as he can.

the_legend_killer
12-04-2009, 05:12 PM
Gonna go with Gordon. Not really a fan of him as a racecar driver, but otherwise, well done sir.

Forenci
12-04-2009, 05:13 PM
Steve Phillips is the stupidest person ever. He has affairs with the ugliest chicks.

I'm just glad ESPN fired him. He was also the worst color commentator known to man.

Shane P. Hallam
12-04-2009, 06:48 PM
How about we stick with Tiger Woods, but go with Jaimee Grubbs?

http://www.theimproper.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jamie3.jpg

http://www.theimproper.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jamie.jpg

PalmerToCJ
12-04-2009, 08:17 PM
If I'm an athlete/actor, the only way I'm getting married is if I'm wanting kids... Otherwise no chance.

And it's really unfortunate we're limited to just affairs that have received publicity, otherwise we'd have thousands to choose from.

gsorace
12-04-2009, 08:31 PM
The list of girls he's hooked up with is quite impressive.

I think Derek Jeter's list beats every other athletes...aside from the great Wilt Chamberlain of course.

jayceheathman
12-04-2009, 08:43 PM
If I'm an athlete/actor, the only way I'm getting married is if I'm wanting kids... Otherwise no chance.

And it's really unfortunate we're limited to just affairs that have received publicity, otherwise we'd have thousands to choose from.

Just stay in the relationship and see how the girl really feels about you when you never propose. There really isnt anything different to a relationship before you get married and after. Its just legal and you are liable to lose all of your money. Either that or hope you find your girlfriend before you ever make it to being successful so you know she cares about you and not your money.

MetSox17
12-04-2009, 08:53 PM
I think Derek Jeter's list beats every other athletes...aside from the great Wilt Chamberlain of course.

This. Derek Jeter may be a dirty yankee, but he's a P.I.M.P