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slightlyaraiderfan
12-04-2009, 05:43 PM
....best show ever??

JFLO
12-04-2009, 05:44 PM
I only watched the first one for the major boobage...other than that, it is trash.

Giantsfan1080
12-04-2009, 05:49 PM
No. That trash ruins my great state of New Jersey. Go back to Staten Island you f******* guidos.

slightlyaraiderfan
12-04-2009, 05:51 PM
No. That trash ruins my great state of New Jersey. Go back to Staten Island you f******* guidos.
The Situation and Ronnie resent your statement.

JFLO
12-04-2009, 05:54 PM
The Situation and Ronnie resent your statement.

the nicknames crack me up...snookie, jwow, the situation,

Also, I never knew the term "guidette"

Giantsfan1080
12-04-2009, 05:55 PM
The Situation and Ronnie resent your statement.

I'm pretty sure the kid I work with used to know The Situation from High School.

Giantsfan1080
12-04-2009, 05:55 PM
the nicknames crack me up...snookie, jwow, the situation,

Also, I never knew the term "guidette"

They're also called "Donnas".

diabsoule
12-04-2009, 05:57 PM
It's almost as good as Steve Seagal: Lawman

slightlyaraiderfan
12-04-2009, 06:04 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2009/12/500x_all_2071.jpg

fist pumping like a champ.

RaiderNation
12-04-2009, 06:29 PM
I cant stand people like them

JFLO
12-04-2009, 07:15 PM
Guidos and Guidettes are my favorite people to make fun of though...

scottyboy
12-04-2009, 07:17 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooo. it's hilarious. this show's more making fun of them than showing what jersey is like though. it's also in seaside known as they sleaziest, shittiest and most guido place in jersey. we all make fun of it

CashmoneyDrew
12-04-2009, 07:17 PM
People still watch MTV?

;)

Rosebud
12-04-2009, 07:33 PM
People still watch MTV?

;)

Nitro Circus ************!

Cicero
12-04-2009, 07:55 PM
Who the **** watches a show about Guidos?

Brodeur
12-04-2009, 08:15 PM
People still watch MTV?

;)

MTV still exists?

gsorace
12-04-2009, 08:19 PM
I hope everyone involved with the creation of that show gets pancreatic cancer.

God damn I hate seaside.

jayceheathman
12-04-2009, 08:40 PM
I have never been to NJ and hearing about these guidos makes me never want to.

MetSox17
12-04-2009, 08:55 PM
MTV still exists?

What's MTV?

Jvig43
12-04-2009, 08:58 PM
I have never been to NJ and hearing about these guidos makes me never want to.

This show is one of the many reasons......

The_Dude
12-04-2009, 10:06 PM
Just one more example of how MTV is ruining society.

Brent
12-05-2009, 12:21 AM
What's MTV?
what the **** is this television thing you speak of?

bored of education
12-05-2009, 12:25 AM
Just one more example of how MTV is ruining society.


. . .and Oprah

brat316
12-05-2009, 12:40 AM
do they still have that thing...what is it..music or music video on MTV?

Crickett
12-05-2009, 12:45 AM
do they still have that thing...what is it..music or music video on MTV?

They do when you're asleep or just waking up during the week.


Otherwise no.

KCJ58
12-05-2009, 03:26 AM
hahahahahahaha i knew sarf would make a thread for this show, when I saw the commercial, I laughed my ass off, wont watch the show in any way though i hate MTV

MetSox17
12-05-2009, 03:34 AM
what the **** is this television thing you speak of?

What the **** is the internet?

Brent
12-05-2009, 08:29 AM
What the **** is the internet?
The Internet is a communication tool, used the world over, where people can come together to ***** about movies, and share pornography with one another.

CJSchneider
12-05-2009, 09:02 AM
The Internet is a communication tool, used the world over, where people can come together to ***** about movies, and share pornography with one another.

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tjsunstein
12-05-2009, 09:22 AM
Not all of New Jersey is Guido. They're everywhere. Just don't go to Seaside. I live in New Jersey and have for the majority of my life and I have rarely seen people like them. Then again, I have no reason for buying stupid ass shirts on the boardwalk and going to clubs down the shore. Even if they have been around, I've ignored them. It's pretty easy to do once you get over the shock factor.

TitleTown088
12-05-2009, 02:40 PM
How has MTV gone from Bevis and Butthead to this type of show?

http://minnesotaindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/beavis_and_butthead1.jpg

I think right around the time Bevis and Butthead stopped airing I stopped watching MTV.

jballa838
12-05-2009, 02:46 PM
this show is so brilliant.

Whistler6
12-05-2009, 03:10 PM
Love the show, but they stole "Guido's" from Edward Furlong and Detroit Rocky City...Unacceptable. jk.

Long live the defaming of New Jersey and loud mouth Italians.

regoob2
12-05-2009, 05:28 PM
Greatest show ever!

Its like there aliens from another planet. lol. I cant believe there are people who act like that.

Jvig43
12-05-2009, 08:08 PM
Greatest show ever!

Its like there aliens from another planet. lol. I cant believe there are people who act like that.

Let alone half a state that acts like that.

Go_Eagles77
12-05-2009, 08:21 PM
I'm Italian and am the complete opposite of those people.

sweetness34
12-05-2009, 08:35 PM
I'm Italian and am the complete opposite of those people.

They would be beaten with sticks if they went to Italy and did this ****. They are a disgrace to our heritage.

How much Italian are you? My grandparents were born in Italy.

RaiderNation
12-05-2009, 08:37 PM
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/guido-beach.jpg

tjsunstein
12-05-2009, 08:57 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/368417/941267.jpg

Whistler6
12-05-2009, 09:15 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/368417/941267.jpg


"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can...."

Go_Eagles77
12-05-2009, 09:23 PM
They would be beaten with sticks if they went to Italy and did this ****. They are a disgrace to our heritage.

How much Italian are you? My grandparents were born in Italy.
I'm only 50% but I was raised by my mom who is 100% so it's the only thing I know. My grandparents are from Brooklyn but all of my great grandparents on my mom's side are from Italy.

MetSox17
12-11-2009, 08:50 AM
MTV is taking a lot of flack from their sponsors and from the media for the show. Apparently the new show next week shows one of the guidos punching the **** out of a girl, lol.

619
12-11-2009, 09:16 AM
MTV is taking a lot of flack from their sponsors and from the media for the show. Apparently the new show next week shows one of the guidos punching the **** out of a girl, lol.

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Wow

aNYtitan
12-11-2009, 10:07 AM
Nitro Circus rocks, but I ain't ever heard of this but I already see enough guidos and guidettes in real life, why would I let them into my home?

Brent
12-11-2009, 11:17 AM
Wow
that was a fast punch

Rosebud
12-11-2009, 12:35 PM
that was a fast punch

I hate to give a guido props but he did stick her pretty decently, you can see her head just snap the **** back.

I wish it were on youtube but I can't find it, so if anyone knows the song she talks to guidos and can post it on here I'll rep your ass until it bleeds.

soybean
12-11-2009, 01:20 PM
He LeGarrette Blounted her.

Go_Eagles77
12-11-2009, 03:15 PM
http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guidette-gets-knocked-out-punched-face.gif

Is it wrong that I laughed and think that guy should get his ass kicked at the same time?

Beans
12-11-2009, 03:20 PM
i have no idea what goes on in this show but i'm positive i hate it because it's probably ******** all over my state

****** guidos

El Peefs?????
12-11-2009, 03:22 PM
wtb working youtube link of that video/clip

audio would be awesome!

JFLO
12-11-2009, 04:11 PM
http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guidette-gets-knocked-out-punched-face.gif

Is it wrong that I laughed and think that guy should get his ass kicked at the same time?

Nope, I laughed my ass off.

Yea that guy should be put in jail and should get the **** kicked out of him for hitting a girl, but if there was any girl in Jersey that he could have hit, it was definitely her.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-11-2009, 04:25 PM
Great Cracked article on this.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

"MTV’s Jersey Shore, a new reality show about self-described Guidos and Guidettes sharing a house in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, caught my eye. Not just because I spent the first two decades of my life in New Jersey, but because I’ve been looking for something just like this show for a long time, because it finally means we can move on: MTV’s Jersey Shore is the Worst Thing to Happen to the East Coast Since 9/11."

tjsunstein
12-11-2009, 04:34 PM
http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guidette-gets-knocked-out-punched-face.gif

Is it wrong that I laughed and think that guy should get his ass kicked at the same time?

I find this very amusing and wrong at the same time. But I've watched it about 50 times.

TitleTown088
12-11-2009, 04:38 PM
http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guidette-gets-knocked-out-punched-face.gif

Holy crap, that guy is a jerk. What did she say to him?

MetSox17
12-11-2009, 04:53 PM
Lol, does it really matter what she said? I don't think there's anything a woman could possibly say to me to make me wanna coldcock her like that. Well i'm sure i'd want to, but i doubt i'd actually go through it like that guy. He didn't even hesitate either. Even reached back to put some umph into it. lol

JFLO
12-11-2009, 04:58 PM
http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guidette-gets-knocked-out-punched-face.gif

Holy crap, that guy is a jerk. What did she say to him?

She says something like "Get your ugly face out of here"

Maybe she was bugging him a lot but that is a pretty short fuse...

Rosebud
12-11-2009, 04:59 PM
You're severely under-rating the power of the guidette, especially when wearing Uggs.

TitanHope
12-11-2009, 06:31 PM
You're severely under-rating the power of the guidette, especially when wearing Uggs.

And a trucker hat, no less.

Rosebud
12-11-2009, 06:37 PM
And a trucker hat, no less.

Don't Guidette's come with trucker hats?

Giantsfan1080
12-11-2009, 06:43 PM
The guy was definitely wasted. Probably didn't even know what he was doing.

Go_Eagles77
12-11-2009, 07:16 PM
I like how the guy in the middle gets the elbow haha.

Jvig43
12-11-2009, 07:20 PM
I dont condone hitting women, I still laughed my ass off with my roommate when I scrolled onto this.

MetSox17
12-12-2009, 06:20 AM
Don't Guidette's come with trucker hats?

Not just any trucker hat. An Ed Hardy trucker hat. Douchiness to teh maxx.

And this guy came out on TMZ yesterday. Apparently he's a second grade Elementary Teacher somewhere over there. He got his ass whooped by a gang of guidos after that punch. Then got arrested and charged.

Damix
12-12-2009, 08:12 AM
I for one, love this show.

slightlyaraiderfan
12-12-2009, 02:13 PM
the cockblock angelina is out of the show, hated her sooooo much!

619
12-12-2009, 04:42 PM
This thread is gonna need another bump bump.

Where's DC's guido, Malaka?

Get in on this broooooooooooo.

TCU
12-12-2009, 04:49 PM
they need to do a real world/road rules/ jersey shore challenge.

forget the fresh meat new cast members put in the Situation and Ronnie and some of the guidettes

619
12-12-2009, 04:53 PM
I've dealt with enough guidos in my life, though thankfully never become one myself. Except in Toronto we call them ginos. If you're gonna club here it comes with the territory really, cool guys to talk to, just never get in between them and a chick. Don't worry, I don't back off either. There always seems to be a fight going down every so often with them. Damn guidos, GTFO haha.

Wootylicous
12-12-2009, 04:55 PM
Clubs in toronto ? What...?!

:D

619
12-12-2009, 04:58 PM
Clubs in toronto ? What...?!

:D

Woot, you don't know what you're talking about. Montreal is legit, too. That's my New Year's spot. French chicks > everything

Wootylicous
12-12-2009, 05:01 PM
Montreal has the best nightlife by far. Good choice btw :P

619
12-12-2009, 05:03 PM
Montreal has the best nightlife by far. Good choice btw :P

No where else I'd wanna go.

CLong4Heisman
12-13-2009, 01:12 AM
Bumpity bump bump
http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/12/08/jersey-shore-nickname-generator/

CLong4Heisman= C-Muscle

TitansCJftw
12-13-2009, 01:19 AM
although i initially laughed at this and havent watched the show i'm fairly sure that even loser ass guidos would've kicked this guys ******* ass you dont hit women thats it, did they show this guy getting his ******* ass kicked? im in eastern nc and frequent ne NC and se VA bars and if that ever happened that ************ would be dead you can count on that i expect no less from anywhere else

Rosebud
12-13-2009, 02:57 AM
although i initially laughed at this and havent watched the show i'm fairly sure that even loser ass guidos would've kicked this guys ******* ass you dont hit women thats it, did they show this guy getting his ******* ass kicked? im in eastern nc and frequent ne NC and se VA bars and if that ever happened that ************ would be dead you can count on that i expect no less from anywhere else

You seem to be forgetting he hit an ugly guidette who had it coming.

CashmoneyDrew
12-13-2009, 02:59 AM
The best part of that punch vid is the guidos head turn with the blank stare right before he punches her. I don't know what it is about it, but it gets me every time.

SuperKevin
12-13-2009, 09:28 AM
The best part of that punch vid is the guidos head turn with the blank stare right before he punches her. I don't know what it is about it, but it gets me every time.

It's lke he's a programmed suicide bomber who just got the codeword

619
01-22-2010, 12:01 AM
bump bump

Did anyone catch the finale + reunion?

regoob2
01-22-2010, 12:30 AM
bump bump

Did anyone catch the finale + reunion?
Greatness. Im watching the re-run now. Im addicted. Greatest show ever.

josh07039
01-22-2010, 02:19 AM
Greatness. Im watching the re-run now. Im addicted. Greatest show ever.I didn't see the reunion because I'm usually not a fan of the reunion shows after terrible reality shows.

The Jersey shore really was fascinating. It was just so perversely entertaining. I mean, despite instantly recognizing that I would not be able to tolerate any character on the show in person, beyond maybe Vinny, I was just compelled nonetheless by these pathetic people.

lordquas
01-22-2010, 09:13 AM
Pauly D Reppin Rhode Island

Go_Eagles77
01-22-2010, 10:26 AM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/140692-2/Guidette_punched_face.gif

MetSox17
01-22-2010, 10:30 AM
So are they gonna do like a spin off, or a second season, or what?

Brothgar
01-22-2010, 11:05 AM
Hey which one of those guys in Malaka?

SwagU
01-22-2010, 11:57 AM
So are they gonna do like a spin off, or a second season, or what?

Well it has been renewed for a 2nd season and I think The Situation gave us the hint that they are all probably coming back when he suggested they get a shore house next year. The second season more tans , more gel, more guido.

I give it a FIST PUMP!!!!

bored of education
01-22-2010, 12:12 PM
Angelina on the reunion show was so awkward. Why she talking? She will have her own show I bet.

This show reminded me of my college and all the douchebags that used to have spray tan parties and ****.

This show is awesome.

I want more fist pumps!