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D-Unit
12-04-2009, 09:02 PM
Andy Murray chose PS3. LOLZ.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/blog/busted_racquet/post/Andy-Murray-gets-dumped-for-playing-too-many-vid?urn=ten,206655

http://ps3maven.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sony-playstation-3.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/images/09/08/kim-sears.jpg

Brothgar
12-04-2009, 09:05 PM
Do you get MGS4 and Madden with the PS3?

CJSchneider
12-04-2009, 09:08 PM
There are just some games you can't play on the PS3. That line about "It only does everything"; it doesn't have a mouth. Trust me, it cant do everything.

Brothgar
12-04-2009, 09:16 PM
There are just some games you can't play on the PS3. That line about "It only does everything"; it doesn't have a mouth. Trust me, it cant do everything.

The PS3 never says no. All I have to say is two words bluray porn

CashmoneyDrew
12-04-2009, 09:26 PM
P-L has some 'splaining to do!

WMD
12-04-2009, 09:32 PM
There are billions of women. There's only one PS3. I choose the PS3.

Splat
12-04-2009, 09:35 PM
Do you get MGS4 and Madden with the PS3?

This because if so its a whole other question all together.

The_Dude
12-04-2009, 10:02 PM
Tough call...

I'm sure that I could find a happy medium. Sears is smokin!

vidae
12-04-2009, 10:11 PM
If we're judging by that picture of her, the PS3.

El Peefs?????
12-04-2009, 10:22 PM
There are just some games you can't play on the PS3. That line about "It only does everything"; it doesn't have a mouth. Trust me, it cant do everything.

I would be fine with a woman who didnt have a mouth. In fact, that may be the biggest catch a man could find !

NIN1984
12-04-2009, 10:23 PM
The PS3 almost does everything, video games, bluray. Kim Sears? never even heard of her.

Brodeur
12-04-2009, 10:29 PM
Kim Sears does not look like Matt Bomer, so this is an easy decision.

jayceheathman
12-04-2009, 10:47 PM
I would take the PS3 over Kylie as well.

jballa838
12-04-2009, 10:51 PM
ummm am I Andy Roddick? If so, the PS3. If not, Kim Sears.

CJSchneider
12-04-2009, 11:02 PM
I would be fine with a woman who didnt have a mouth. In fact, that may be the biggest catch a man could find !

Voice box maybe, but a mouth for sure ;)

Whistler6
12-04-2009, 11:41 PM
If he keeps making money, let him enjoy some video games. Mannnn

Bosanac01
12-04-2009, 11:52 PM
I chose ps3 because I'm a nerd who doesn't know how sex with a hot woman feels like.

Seriously Andy Murray doesn't care, he has money. He can buy another woman just like he bought that ps3.

WMD
12-05-2009, 12:06 AM
I chose ps3 because I'm a nerd who doesn't know how sex with a hot woman feels like.
It's a lot better than sex with a cold woman.

CashmoneyDrew
12-05-2009, 01:06 AM
It's a lot better than sex with a cold woman.

Sex with lukewarm women is the best, though.

Brent
12-05-2009, 08:32 AM
I chose ps3 because I'm a nerd who doesn't know how sex with a hot woman feels like.
So.... you **** dead bodies or Inuits?

stephenson86
12-05-2009, 08:44 AM
PS3 every time, is kim sears as good as CODMW2???? no

CJSchneider
12-05-2009, 08:59 AM
So.... you **** dead bodies or Inuits?




http://www.heroines.ca/graphics/inuit5.jpg

Dead body is looking pretty good.

Splat
12-05-2009, 09:26 AM
Seriously Andy Murray doesn't care, he has money. He can buy another woman just like he bought that ps3.

The funny thing is that when a person becomes rich and famous people start giving you stuff for free, I would not be shocked if it wasn't giving to him at some event or some crap.

Brent
12-05-2009, 09:34 AM
The funny thing is that when a person becomes rich and famous people start giving you stuff for free, I would not be shocked if it wasn't giving to him at some event or some crap.
Companies give away their product for free so the person will talk about it or be seen with it, and then stupid people will go, "oh man, [insert person famous person's name] has that! I bet it's awesome!"

Brent
12-05-2009, 10:16 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/5/129045013660766411.jpg (http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=6048758&vk=2yZ%2fQidCJNqonYv4tFFx8PIR1wBhlZQF9EMMWQ0E8esxk C7LQ4Q3%2fcPg2b6nsReX)

made that just for you guys.

TitanHope
12-05-2009, 10:27 AM
Depends on how often she lets me play with her xbox...

CJSchneider
12-05-2009, 10:45 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TitanHope again.

diabsoule
12-05-2009, 12:45 PM
PS3. with my luck, Kim Sears wouldn't **** or suck me so what good is she then?

Brothgar
12-05-2009, 12:47 PM
PS3. with my luck, Kim Sears wouldn't **** or suck me so what good is she then?

This 100% this

TitanHope
12-05-2009, 12:48 PM
PS3. with my luck, Kim Sears wouldn't **** or suck me so what good is she then?

I, for one, think you're quite the modern gentleman, Diab.

diabsoule
12-05-2009, 12:50 PM
I, for one, think you're quite the modern gentleman, Diab.

http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/group-hug.jpg

Gay Ork Wang
12-05-2009, 01:07 PM
id take sears and let her buy me a PS3

ironman4579
12-05-2009, 01:14 PM
Depends on how often she lets me play with her xbox...

http://captionsearch.com/pix/thumb/2rub7eoeem-t.jpg

CJSchneider
12-05-2009, 03:24 PM
PS3. with my luck, Kim Sears wouldn't **** or suck me so what good is she then?

http://www.ukdropshipmall.co.uk/images/products/shallow_hal.jpg

Is that all women are to you - sex objects?

Because if so, we have one more thing in common ; )

ironman4579
12-05-2009, 03:27 PM
http://www.ukdropshipmall.co.uk/images/products/shallow_hal.jpg

Is that all women are to you - sex objects?

Because if so, we have one more thing in common ; )

You were the one that said the PS3 didn't have a purdy mouth CJ.............

http://static.open.salon.com/files/shame-award-11244085582.jpg

CJSchneider
12-05-2009, 03:35 PM
Someone missed the white writing.http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4402/lookmother.jpg

ironman4579
12-05-2009, 03:37 PM
Someone missed the white writing.

Shoulda just done a spoiler. You make me look bad...............

http://static.open.salon.com/files/shame-award-11244085582.jpg

Shiver
12-05-2009, 03:56 PM
I got 99 problems but a PS3 aint one.

Bosanac01
12-05-2009, 04:06 PM
better question.

playing ps3 w/ blowjob

or

or taking a crap w/ blowjob

ironman4579
12-05-2009, 04:08 PM
better question.

playing ps3 w/ blowjob

or

or taking a crap w/ blowjob

My craps are pretty smelly, and I don't like vomit on my balls, so I'd have to go with A.

iowatreat54
12-05-2009, 04:12 PM
My craps are pretty smelly, and I don't like vomit on my balls, so I'd have to go with A.

So you've had vomit on your balls to know you don't like it? Who knows, it might enhance the pleasure...

Either way, I'd say A.

And am I answering the original question as me or Andy Murray. As Andy Murray, easily PS3. He's famous and has money, I'm sure he can still pull ass. If it was me, I'd prolly lean toward PS3, but I would have to think about it because contrary to popular belief, I can't pull hotties with just my boyish good looks.

CJSchneider
12-05-2009, 04:12 PM
better question.

playing ps3 w/ blowjob

or

or taking a crap w/ blowjob

Never was the "blumpkin" type, but now playing Madden getting your knob polished is pretty sweet.

regoob2
12-05-2009, 04:16 PM
better question.

playing ps3 w/ blowjob

or

or taking a crap w/ blowjob
If my gf was willing to do that Id leave her. lol.

ironman4579
12-05-2009, 05:35 PM
By the way, I just googled Kim Sears, and I'm definately going with the PS3.

HawkeyeFan
12-05-2009, 08:43 PM
If my gf was willing to do that Id leave her. lol.
LMFAO, I agree. That's just strange.


All jokes aside, I'd NEVER let a girl do that to me. That's so weird, and I'd never pleasure her while she was crapping, just not happening. Heck, I'd never be in the bathroom while she's droppin' a doozy.

iowatreat54
12-05-2009, 08:46 PM
LMFAO, I agree. That's just strange.


All jokes aside, I'd NEVER let a girl do that to me. That's so weird, and I'd never pleasure her while she was crapping, just not happening. Heck, I'd never be in the bathroom while she's droppin' a doozy.

Well you're last point doesn't really matter considering girls don't poop. It's just science.

Brent
12-05-2009, 08:53 PM
or taking a crap w/ blowjob
the blumpkin, as it's called, is something I would rather not receive.

Nalej
12-05-2009, 08:56 PM
PS3 or Sears? Easy choice. I'm married... gimme the PS3

Bosanac01
12-05-2009, 09:08 PM
Heck, I'd never be in the bathroom while she's droppin' a doozy.

You say that now, but when you get married you'll have to wipe her ass.

Whistler6
12-05-2009, 09:12 PM
See if the game was Sim 2: Pets, then I'd probably have to say, "Go spend some time with your girlfriend!"

But it's Modern Warfare 2, totally and completely justifiable.

HawkeyeFan
12-05-2009, 09:12 PM
You say that now, but when you get married you'll have to wipe her ass.
Haha, BS. That's never going to happen.

Bosanac01
12-05-2009, 09:15 PM
Haha, BS. That's never going to happen.

She'll get so fat, and plus when you get her pregnant, there is no way she'll reach back there. You'll have to do it or else, you'll be sleeping on the couch.

HawkeyeFan
12-05-2009, 09:17 PM
She'll get so fat, and plus when you get her pregnant, there is no way she'll reach back there. You'll have to do it or else, you'll be sleeping on the couch.
Don't worry, I'm going to have a pretty comfortable couch :)

trkaline
12-21-2009, 09:44 PM
So.... you **** dead bodies or Inuits?

He ***** dead Inuits, then sends there bodies out to sea adrift on an Ice chunk, so noone know of his heinous acts...