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j05son
12-12-2009, 03:46 AM
MY LIFE IS SOOOOOOOO TWILIGHT! (http://www.mylifeistwilight.com)

Today me and my boyfriend Edward watched Twilight and whenever Edward Cullen's lines came on he would repeat them line for line. While he did Edward's I did Bella's. It was fun especailly when we did the kissing scene he put an ice pack on his lips before we kissed and that was our first kiss too :D

Today in math, we played MASH and when I get older, I'm gonna live in a mansion and I'm gonna be married to Jacob Black!! We're gonna honeymoon in Forks, Washington and I'm gonna have an affair with Edward Cullen!! I'm kinda like Bella, I just can't choose a team!!

Today i realised my boyfriends name is edward and my name is isabella. so we went and got mtaching tattoos which read - "And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb".

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did.

MY LIFE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWILIGHT...

Gay Ork Wang
12-12-2009, 03:53 AM
this makes me lose faith in humanity

Paranoidmoonduck
12-12-2009, 04:17 AM
Today I got so mad at my mum that I was convinced I was going to phase into a werewolf. I was surprised I didn't. MLIT

The other night I woke up and had to pee and screamed when I walked into my bathroom because I thought there was a man in my shower but it was really the taylor lautner cut out I stole from burger king taped to my shower door.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/paranoidmoonduck/emot-suicide.gif

Brent
12-12-2009, 09:56 AM
this makes me lose faith in humanity
you still had faith?

Splat
12-12-2009, 10:02 AM
I just died a little in side.

aNYtitan
12-12-2009, 11:10 AM
this makes me lose faith in humanity

Nah what made me lose faith in humanity is MTV's 16 and Pregnant.

Gay Ork Wang
12-12-2009, 11:26 AM
you still had faith?
yes. a little bit.

bored of education
12-12-2009, 11:28 AM
I ******* hate Twilight. The notebook meets count chocula. but count chocula is ******* awesome where as neither the notebook nor twilight are.

Job
12-12-2009, 11:47 AM
Sometimes I hope people die.

brat316
12-12-2009, 12:16 PM
aahhahh ohhhhhh 13 - 45 year old girls.

Rosebud
12-12-2009, 01:34 PM
And people ask me why I'm a misanthrope.

DoughBoy
12-12-2009, 01:42 PM
Im team Edward .................................................. .................................................. ................................

jballa838
12-12-2009, 01:49 PM
I ******* hate Twilight. The notebook meets count chocula. but count chocula is ******* awesome where as neither the notebook nor twilight are.
wait....
Notebook+Count Chocula= Twilight?
The Notebook is a great movie and Count Chocula is a bad ass. But twilight is neither. its like the downsyndromed ***** child.

A Perfect Score
12-12-2009, 01:56 PM
And people ask me why I'm a misanthrope.

People dont even ask me why anymore.


This is one of the most disturbing things Ive ever heard of.

diabsoule
12-12-2009, 02:32 PM
This... ugh. I just, I just don't have words for this.

CJSchneider
12-12-2009, 02:35 PM
today i finally convinced my boyfriend to let me give him a makeover. when we were done he had white makeup red lips and sparkles all over him. i am single now MLIT

Plus rep for that guy.

The_Dude
12-12-2009, 03:20 PM
Today I met the most amazing boy of my life. As we were talking he cracked a funny joke and I accidently responded with "Oh Edward!" He looked at me in disbelief and kissed me on the ear while whispering "Oh Bella" into my ear. MLIT

neg rep for this guy :(

There does not seem to be many females with positive self-esteem on that website...

Wootylicous
12-12-2009, 03:24 PM
This
is
awful

I just died a little inside... :\

TitanHope
12-12-2009, 04:25 PM
And people ask me why I'm a misanthrope.

...you can SHAPESHIFT?!?!?!

tEk
12-12-2009, 04:45 PM
so i emailed this site to my gf who has read all of the books and seen the movies.... and she kinda started yelling and became irate stating shes not like these people... long story short.... i told her to **** off for yelling at me and we are done.

Wootylicous
12-12-2009, 04:48 PM
If that's true I'm laughing my ass off lol sorry bro

j05son
12-12-2009, 04:52 PM
Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT

Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT

I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT

Today, my ex-boyfriend threw my Twilight book across the room. He was still my boyfriend before that. MLIT

GREAT website or GREATEST website?

Job
12-12-2009, 04:53 PM
so i emailed this site to my gf who has read all of the books and seen the movies.... and she kinda started yelling and became irate stating shes not like these people... long story short.... i told her to **** off for yelling at me and we are done.

Seems like a mature discussion.

j05son
12-12-2009, 04:55 PM
Seems like a mature discussion.

Bitches be crazzzy about Twilight.

Don Vito
12-12-2009, 05:35 PM
This whole phase needs to go away, next person I see affiliated with Twilight in any way is getting roundhoused.

CJSchneider
12-12-2009, 05:59 PM
And people ask me why I'm a misanthrope.

...you can SHAPESHIFT?!?!?!

My new sig quote, thank you.

Brodeur
12-12-2009, 06:04 PM
This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

coordinator0
12-12-2009, 06:10 PM
Today my friends and I went out for icecream. Walking to the parlor, we saw a teenage boy by himself who was incredibly pale and dressed just like one of the Cullens. We immediately stopped and all agreed that he was a vampire. We then turned around and followed him, debating who would get him. MLIT

That poor poor nerd.

jayceheathman
12-12-2009, 06:10 PM
This is even better than fml.

Brodeur
12-12-2009, 06:13 PM
That poor poor nerd.

Who says he was a nerd?

CJSchneider
12-12-2009, 09:28 PM
So it does.

j05son
12-12-2009, 09:45 PM
So it does.

Close but no cigar. You have the quotes backwards...

And people ask me why I'm a misanthrope....you can SHAPESHIFT?!?!?!

(quote=TitanHope](quote=Rosebud]And people ask me why I'm a misanthrope.(/quote]...you can SHAPESHIFT?!?!?!(/quote]

Replace ( with [

CJSchneider
12-12-2009, 10:54 PM
There, now it's better.

El Peefs?????
12-12-2009, 10:56 PM
Twilight is the best!!! Ya!!!

Brodeur
12-12-2009, 11:37 PM
Twilight is the best!!! Ya!!!

I have seen Twilight 207 times (Still counting). On March 23 when Twilight was released on DVD, I bought it at 12:06 a.m. And ever since that day I have watched it every night before I fall asleep. Filling my dreams with Edward and our meadow. I can repeat the entire movie. MLIT.

I figured it all out.

El Peefs?????
12-13-2009, 12:32 AM
Im TEAM JACOB MAN!

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-13-2009, 12:46 AM
j05son, I am literally this close to neg repping you for bringing this to our attention.

CLong4Heisman
12-13-2009, 01:15 AM
mylifeisbatman.com would be pretty epic

j05son
12-13-2009, 04:46 AM
FAIL
Today is the official day where I became one of the top contributors of the TwilightMomsForum. I'm 19 year old guy. MLIT

WIN
These people hate us and are spamming this website: http://img.4chan.org/b/res/178774654.html