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The Unseen
12-12-2009, 08:13 AM
cause this website (www.mylifeisaverage.com) deserves its own thread.

Today, I was having Thanksgiving early with my dad's side of the family. My cousin's idiot girlfriend was there, and though she's too young to drink, she insisted on making a toast. She said, "To Chris, you're the Edward to my Bella." After she sat down, my grandmother said, "Chris, dump her or I write you out of my will." I love you Grandma. MLIA

Today at lunch, a girl I didn't know very well turned to me and said, "Do you smell cinnamon?" in a very serious manner and continued to glance around, looking for the source. She was eating a cinnamon roll. I'm worried. MLIA

Today, while running the movie projectors for the theatre I work at, New Moon shut off suddenly. I fixed it, but it was funny when two teenage girls started crying. MLIA

A few days ago I was sitting at my desk at work, when 2 of my co-workers came to me to help them solve a dispute. They looked me square in the eye and asked me "Was Vietnam a country or a war?" I told them it was both, and they walked away to ask someone else who "wouldn't lie to them just to get them to stop arguing." MLIA

Today, while taking a biology test my teacher started to laugh to her self saying "those silly ninjas". I'm still confused. MLIA

wicket
12-12-2009, 08:37 AM
doest come close to the epicness of textsfromlastnight.com but still entertaining

LizardState
12-12-2009, 11:32 AM
Today, while running the movie projectors for the theatre I work at, New Moon shut off suddenly. I fixed it, but it was funny when two teenage girls started crying. MLIA

I think it was H.L. Mencken who said that nobody ever got poor by underestimating the taste of the American public.... :)

Gay Ork Wang
12-12-2009, 11:41 AM
doest come close to the epicness of textsfromlastnight.com but still entertaining
its a lot better.

Job
12-12-2009, 11:53 AM
A few days ago I was sitting at my desk at work, when 2 of my co-workers came to me to help them solve a dispute. They looked me square in the eye and asked me "Was Vietnam a country or a war?" I told them it was both, and they walked away to ask someone else who "wouldn't lie to them just to get them to stop arguing." MLIA


This... can't be real...

Brothgar
12-12-2009, 12:27 PM
Today, I decided to tan on the balcony. I took my top off and my neighbor came out and saw me. He's a guy. So am I. We greeted each other. MyLifeIsAverage.

epic

Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold. MLIA

simply epic

DoughBoy
12-12-2009, 01:49 PM
Today I put all my orange tictacs into a pill bottle so people would quit asking me for one. I then proceeded to stand in front of my Chemistry teacher and ask for my test grade. When he said 98, I replied, "NOT GOOD ENOUGH" and chugged twenty tic tacs straight. The look on his face was definitely worth explaining to the counselor that i did not have issues. MLIA

I will do this one day.

Gay Ork Wang
12-12-2009, 02:14 PM
Today i was walking through town and i came across a cute guy wearing the same shirt as me. I didn't find my soul mate, I didn't get his number. All i got was a weird look when i tried to high five him. MLIA
awesomeness

The Unseen
12-13-2009, 06:54 PM
Yesterday in English class we were discussing Romeo and Juliet. Suddenly a cheerleader shouts out, "Hey, Shakespeare totally stole this from that Taylor Swift song!!" Never again will I question high school stereotypes. MLIA

Today, in history class my teacher told us that at some point in history two countries had enough nuclear weaponry to destroy the entire earth. A girl in my class leaned forward with her mouth open in shock and asked, "Did they?" Even my teacher couldn't contain his laughter. MLIA.

Today at work I was interviewing a new patient and asking him some general health questions (Family History, Health Problems, Smoker/Drinker, etc) when it came to drug use. I asked "Any recent use of Narcotics, like Marijuana or Cocaine?" and he replied "I dont do cocaine, i just like how it smells." I laughed so hard i forgot to ask if he was serious. MLIA

Today, I realized my school blocks MLIA because of "pornographic content on the site". I'm still looking for this hidden porn. MLIA.

Today I went to see New Moon. Every time Jacob Black took his shirt off (which was most of the time), everybody screamed their little teenage girl hearts out. The one time Edward took his shirt off, the theater was dead silent, except for one girl who said "EW." I laughed. MLIA.

Two days ago, I was walking through the halls on my way to physics class. As I was walking, a guy that I had seen around but had never talked to walked up and put his arm around me (he was a senior and I am a freshmen). He was walking with another girl and he said to her. “I can’t I promised I would take my little sister out to dinner. It is her birthday tomorrow night.” The girl looked at me sadly and nodded. I played along, nodding my head. The girl walked off and the guy smiled and said “thanks! She keeps trying to get me to ask her out.” I nodded and then explained that he was now required to take me out to dinner on Friday night to return the favor. Guess who has a dinner date with a new (HOT) older brother? MLIA

Today I've discovered what my future occupation is: I'm going to open a pizza restaurant called Cheesus Crust. And if you order the "Noah's ark special" You get two for 1. Brilliant. MLIA.

Crickett
12-13-2009, 06:59 PM
This... can't be real...

ANTDkfkoBaI

Rosebud
12-13-2009, 07:12 PM
72.16% of americans can't locate their city or town on a map.

wicket
12-13-2009, 07:28 PM
I just enjoyed myself watching about 20 clips of people being spectacularly dumb on gameshows

Gay Ork Wang
12-13-2009, 07:28 PM
ANTDkfkoBaI
holy crap. id still **** her

wicket
12-13-2009, 07:28 PM
72.16% of americans can't locate their city or town on a map.

you for real?

RaiderNation
12-13-2009, 07:36 PM
C8qyHk1jm50

SuperKevin
12-13-2009, 07:52 PM
ANTDkfkoBaI

God damn Kellie Pickler is dumb

CJSchneider
12-13-2009, 09:23 PM
ANTDkfkoBaI

So help me, I am trying to put an end to things like this.

CJSchneider
12-13-2009, 09:27 PM
C8qyHk1jm50

I love how at 0:48 the little midget tries to use his head as a battering ram against the big midget.

El Peefs?????
12-13-2009, 09:36 PM
Damn thats one big midget

wogitalia
12-13-2009, 11:33 PM
A few days ago I was sitting at my desk at work, when 2 of my co-workers came to me to help them solve a dispute. They looked me square in the eye and asked me "Was Vietnam a country or a war?" I told them it was both, and they walked away to ask someone else who "wouldn't lie to them just to get them to stop arguing." MLIA

Isn't he technically wrong given that Vietnam was never actually a "war" and thus is only a country. Correct me if I am wrong, but that is what I remember learning.

Wally03
12-13-2009, 11:37 PM
Isn't he technically wrong given that Vietnam was never actually a "war" and thus is only a country. Correct me if I am wrong, but that is what I remember learning.

To the best of my knowledge Vietnam was considered a conflict by the US. I think there was a Vietnam War though, but just not a war according the standards of US law.

brat316
12-13-2009, 11:51 PM
Isn't he technically wrong given that Vietnam was never actually a "war" and thus is only a country. Correct me if I am wrong, but that is what I remember learning.

It was a civil war.

wogitalia
12-14-2009, 02:01 AM
To the best of my knowledge Vietnam was considered a conflict by the US. I think there was a Vietnam War though, but just not a war according the standards of US law.

Yeah that sounds right I guess. I'm sure Vietnam considered it a war, just not certain it was ever classified as such internationally. None of which makes the people involved in the original comment any less ********.

BigBanger
12-14-2009, 03:17 AM
why are we debating semantics here? it's colloquially the "vietnam war" whatever silly technical definitions we pedantically try to apply to it. none of this is furthering the funny.
Well, we didn't win, so it definitely wasn't a war. Not as far we're concerned. The actual war in question was between the North and the South, which we had very little to do with.



That midget stuff is hilarious though.

El Peefs?????
12-14-2009, 03:41 AM
why are we debating semantics here? it's colloquially the "vietnam war" whatever silly technical definitions we pedantically try to apply to it. none of this is furthering the funny.

but what about the midgets, wont you please think of the midgets?

Bosanac01
12-14-2009, 04:34 AM
man this thread went sideways quick.

Midgets fighting was funny as hell.

Brent
12-14-2009, 08:30 AM
I wonder who was the tallest person with dwarfism was, and how tall they were. I didnt see it online. Mostly because I didnt bother looking.

Wally03
12-14-2009, 10:35 AM
The World's Tallest Midget on 60 Minutes
XSRZgvPHakA

Brent
12-14-2009, 11:59 AM
not real, but funny