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bantx
12-19-2009, 02:11 PM
Dogs or Cats

http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv151/yannii1962/animal/Siberian_Husky_Puppies.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m193/edenkennels/eden%20puppies/IMG_0001.jpg

or

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h59/TJF588/cats/1174047314965.jpg

ew

TACKLE
12-19-2009, 02:14 PM
Dogs All Day!

Rosebud
12-19-2009, 02:17 PM
Cats, because they're not ******** from birth.

bantx
12-19-2009, 02:25 PM
How can you not love a dog!! Cats secretly hate you..evil

Go_Eagles77
12-19-2009, 02:26 PM
I live with 3 cats (not by choice) and they annoy the hell out of me, when I get my own place I'm getting a dog for sure.

Gay Ork Wang
12-19-2009, 02:27 PM
Dogs for the win.

Rosebud
12-19-2009, 02:35 PM
How can you not love a dog!! Cats secretly hate you..evil

Because dogs are ******** and cats love me, even bitchy and shy cats can't resist my charisma. Plus I like a pet that doesn't just fall in love with everything it sees.

RaiderNation
12-19-2009, 02:35 PM
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4827209/131520-main_Full.jpg

Got myself a few weiner dogs. They are cool

yo123
12-19-2009, 02:36 PM
Dogs not even a question. Cats are all kinds of suck.

Rosebud
12-19-2009, 02:36 PM
http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af24/AtariPunk633/kittywow.gif

Go_Eagles77
12-19-2009, 02:39 PM
http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af24/AtariPunk633/kittywow.gif
Kittens >>>>>>>> Cats

Once they stop being cute, they have no use to me.

Mr.Regular
12-19-2009, 02:43 PM
Dogs in a landslide.

DoughBoy
12-19-2009, 02:44 PM
Dogs eat cats.

DOG>>>>>>>COW>>>>>>>>>BLACK WIDOW>>>>>>>>CAT.

Gay Ork Wang
12-19-2009, 02:45 PM
Because dogs are ******** and cats love me, even bitchy and shy cats can't resist my charisma. Plus I like a pet that doesn't just fall in love with everything it sees.
there is no such thing as charisma

Rosebud
12-19-2009, 02:46 PM
there is no such thing as charisma

you only say that because you don't have it.

Gay Ork Wang
12-19-2009, 02:47 PM
you only say that because you don't have it.
worst argument ever.

but yes i dont have it since there is no such thing.

Rosebud
12-19-2009, 02:48 PM
worst argument ever.

but yes i dont have it since there is no such thing.

I guess it's too much to expect you to be decent in defeat. Let the true mud-slinging begin.

The_Dude
12-19-2009, 02:49 PM
Hasn't this issue been settled before?

Dogs, no doubt about it

Even when they are naughty, they are awesome

http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq352/nerickson_photo/funny%20pics/baddogs2.jpg

/thread

Gay Ork Wang
12-19-2009, 02:51 PM
I guess it's too much to expect you to be decent in defeat. Let the true mud-slinging begin.
there is no such thing as Charisma.

Charisma is an invention of the human trying to describe something they understand. People said hitler had charisma. really? look at that guy. There is no charisma in an small hideous guy like that. it was the things he said that convinced people. If there was charisma, you should either have it or not. cant be some **** like: yea some people think i have charisma, some people dont.

vidae
12-19-2009, 02:55 PM
I like both cats and dogs but I grew up with cats and they rule.

Mr.Regular
12-19-2009, 02:58 PM
Isn't being charismatic being charming? So if you have charisma you have the ability to charm people?
How does that ability not exist, I am confused.

Gay Ork Wang
12-19-2009, 03:02 PM
how do you charm these peoples? Are you a magician?

but yea wrong thread and all

wicket
12-19-2009, 03:03 PM
dogs and its not even close

Rosebud
12-19-2009, 03:06 PM
how do you charm these peoples? Are you a magician?

but yea wrong thread and all

you charm them by being charismatic. WIN.

Gay Ork Wang
12-19-2009, 03:08 PM
you charm them by being charismatic. WIN.
your tautology is tautologic

fischbowl
12-19-2009, 03:12 PM
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm133/fischbowl/Mobile%20Uploads/mms_picture.jpg

Cats, because I love my cat, Greg Jr.

She's the best

TitleTown088
12-19-2009, 03:24 PM
If AQ is gone and there is no other female members I'm aware of, how is there votes for cats?

Rosebud
12-19-2009, 03:46 PM
If AQ is gone and there is no other female members I'm aware of, how is there votes for cats?

because cats > dogs?

EvilMonkey
12-19-2009, 04:19 PM
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Dogs

ElectricEye
12-19-2009, 08:51 PM
It's not even close really. Dogs by far. Cats are not only annoying, but wicked ******* stupid compared to dogs. A dog can have a legitimate personality. A cat just kind of sits there and occasionally does funny things.

CashmoneyDrew
12-19-2009, 08:55 PM
I've got both. I vote both. There is no option for both. I fail.

Brent
12-19-2009, 09:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/Jodie/IMG_0971-1.jpg

winrar

The Unseen
12-19-2009, 09:33 PM
Dogs ************. I cuddled with my beagle a couple hours ago. win

TitanHope
12-19-2009, 10:05 PM
Dogs ************. I cuddled with my beagle a couple hours ago. win

Beastiality is illegal, Unseen...

Don't worry, your sick, sick secret is safe with me!


Also...

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7578/allie1.jpg

My German Shephard > everything. Me and Renji are practically brothers.

Shiver
12-19-2009, 10:20 PM
Cats by a mile. Dogs are too needy.

The Unseen
12-19-2009, 10:27 PM
Cats by a mile. Dogs are too needy.

YOU'RE TOO NEEDY :/

Caddy
12-19-2009, 10:52 PM
Dogs ftw! Cat's are ungratefule pieces of crap.

TitanHope
12-19-2009, 11:16 PM
Dogs are called dingos in Australia!

SuperKevin
12-19-2009, 11:28 PM
Days like today remind me why I'm a cat person. Cats don't need to be walked in 2 feet of snow

yo123
12-20-2009, 12:20 AM
http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu210/bloodlesscoup_kelly/letschopcats2.gif

vikes_28
12-20-2009, 12:31 AM
Cats > Dogs. Cats are quiet. They may not poop outside, but there is nothing like coming home from school stressed and having your cat sit on your lap and reduce stress.

CashmoneyDrew
12-20-2009, 12:36 AM
Seriously though, where's the turtle option?

bantx
12-20-2009, 12:36 AM
Cats > Dogs. Cats are quiet. They may not poop outside, but there is nothing like coming home from school stressed and having your cat sit on your lap and reduce stress.

Give me your man card and your fiance right now..

Brent
12-20-2009, 09:35 AM
Days like today remind me why I'm a cat person. Cats don't need to be walked in 2 feet of snow
you can litter box train a dog

Twiddler
12-20-2009, 09:40 AM
I think cats are cool, but dogs are the ****. I can't wait to have a dog when I'm on my own.

Gay Ork Wang
12-20-2009, 09:44 AM
Beastiality is illegal, Unseen...

Don't worry, your sick, sick secret is safe with me!


Also...

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7578/allie1.jpg

My German Shephard > everything. Me and Renji are practically brothers.
i have no german roots or gens whatsoever

SuperKevin
12-20-2009, 09:51 AM
I'd only get a dog if I could get it's vocal chords removed. No sound annoys me more than a dog's bark

CJSchneider
12-20-2009, 11:09 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42486000/jpg/_42486646_dog6.jpg

There are no "military guard cats"

/thread

katnip
12-20-2009, 11:11 AM
Dogs

Cats are cool.. Just Dogs are more friendlier too me.. Pain in the *** sometimes.. But, dogs

Brent
12-20-2009, 11:55 AM
There are no "military guard cats"
that's a result of not trying to train something cool like a tiger.

you think some jackass is going to attack a solider with a ******* tiger on a leash?

StripedWalrus
12-21-2009, 09:18 PM
Dogs are called dingos in Australia!

And Dingos eat babies so that means Dogs eat Babies. Cats don't eat babies so therefor Cats are better than Dogs.

Also

There are no "military guard cats"

Thats because cats are snipers and work for spec ops

http://www.mouseandthebillionaire.com/images/catGun.jpg

http://media.funny.co.uk/files/2783.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iuVs5Vx3-qs/SgmkQzQNwkI/AAAAAAAAAHY/XFKAldoZu6A/s400/snipercat+2.jpg

CJSchneider
12-21-2009, 09:28 PM
Everyone knows the "spotter" is the sharper teammate

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YGLQQZTHoU0/SMnsR5F86_I/AAAAAAAAEIc/P-FrSE5f8T8/s400/DogAndSoldierLookingDownGunsAim.jpg

ElectricEye
12-21-2009, 09:48 PM
I want a god damned Saint Bernard.

http://www.superpuppiesforyou.com/en/images/Saint-Bernard.jpg

Just beastly. His name would be Rufus or Wallace. I can't decide.

trkaline
12-21-2009, 09:57 PM
As a pet dogs are better...but as a meal cats taste better....close...

CJSchneider
12-21-2009, 10:00 PM
As a pet dogs are better...but as a meal cats taste better....close...

http://pets.onas.ru/dog_eating_cat.jpg

Don't talk with your mouth full.

VoteLynnSwan
12-21-2009, 10:09 PM
I want a god damned Saint Bernard.

http://www.superpuppiesforyou.com/en/images/Saint-Bernard.jpg

Just beastly. His name would be Rufus or Wallace. I can't decide.

Saint Bernards are cool because you can tie a barrel of brandy around their neck and people won't think you're an alcoholic.

ElectricEye
12-21-2009, 10:21 PM
Saint Bernards are cool because you can tie a barrel of brandy around their neck and people won't think you're an alcoholic.

Nope. In fact, somehow it's used to save peoples lives.

CJSchneider
12-21-2009, 10:28 PM
Truth be told, it's not alcohol. Alcohol is a vaso-constrictor, which means it actually serves to bring down your body temp. Those barrels are usually filled with something other than booze.

ElectricEye
12-21-2009, 10:30 PM
Truth be told, it's not alcohol. Alcohol is a vaso-constrictor, which means it actually serves to bring down your body temp. Those barrels are usually filled with something other than booze.

Think the entire barrel thing was a myth anyway.

DiG
12-21-2009, 10:37 PM
wow someone voted for cats...

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/674dog-i-dunno-lol.jpg

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-21-2009, 11:38 PM
Dogs are sooo much better. Sure, cats might be smarter, but here's how I look at it: When you have a pet, it's like a member of your family or a close friend. Would you rather your friend be kinda dumb, but super loyal to you when it comes down to it? Or smart, but will stab you in the back at any opportunity? Choice is easy for me. Dogs FTW.

VoteLynnSwan
12-22-2009, 01:25 AM
Truth be told, it's not alcohol. Alcohol is a vaso-constrictor, which means it actually serves to bring down your body temp. Those barrels are usually filled with something other than booze.

at one point they were supposedly filled with Brandy, but as you say, that actually does more harm than good.

-edit-

wikipedia strikes again

St. Bernards are often portrayed, especially in comics, old live action comedies such as Swiss Miss, and classic cartoons with small barrels of brandy worn around their necks. A frequent joke in old MGM and Warner Brothers shorts is to depict the dogs as compulsive alcoholics who engage in frequent nips from their own casks. This was supposedly used to warm the victims that the dogs found, although in reality, alcohol (which acts as a vasodilator) would worsen the situation of a person suffering hypothermia. The monks of the St. Bernard Hospice deny that any St. Bernard has ever carried casks or small barrels around their necks; they believe that the origin of the image is an early painting. The monks did keep casks around for photographs by tourists.

Well apparently it's BS... o well I'd still do it if I had a saint bernard.

CJSchneider
12-22-2009, 07:33 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

WIKI is wrong (well incomplete). Alcohol is only a vasodilator initially, thus the rosey feeling felt in the cheeks and such. In larger levels, alcohol becomes a vasoconstrictor, which keeps blood from adequately reaching distal extremities.

Rosebud
12-22-2009, 06:30 PM
Dogs are sooo much better. Sure, cats might be smarter, but here's how I look at it: When you have a pet, it's like a member of your family or a close friend. Would you rather your friend be kinda dumb, but super loyal to you when it comes down to it? Or smart, but will stab you in the back at any opportunity? Choice is easy for me. Dogs FTW.

Easily the smart one. Dumb and loyal is nice, but ultimately no where near as satisfying and useful as the intelligent backstabber will be until the moment he goes for my back, in which case you should be preparing for that moment be able to anticipate it.

That said cats are extremely loyal once they warm up to you. Plus we had the most badass cat ever. He was an out-door cat who hunted but was the friendliest cat I've ever seen. I've seen babies tug his tale and him just calmly scuttle out of reach instead of flipping out.

Sniper
12-23-2009, 03:00 PM
Silly question.

Sniper
12-23-2009, 04:31 PM
Walking your cat won't get you *****. Walking your puppy? Insta-*****

fenikz
12-23-2009, 04:43 PM
cats are cuter but dogs make better pets

ive had stray cats my whole life, they hunt for themself and dont piss in my house so i have a positive view on cats

CashmoneyDrew
12-23-2009, 04:54 PM
cats are cuter but dogs make better pets

ive had stray cats my whole life, they hunt for themself and dont piss in my house so i have a positive view on cats

Haha, all four of my cats that I've had were strays at some point. They all love to hunt some critters. I always wondered when they left a dead/decapitated mouse at the door step if it was a gift or a warning.

SwagU
12-23-2009, 09:22 PM
You gotta go with man's best friend. I grew up with Dogs and absolutely love them, they honesty are like a member of your family. I have always been a little creeped out by Cats, they also seem very stuck up, not like a Dog who appreciates your love. 100% Dog if you want that love from a pet.

NotRickJames
12-23-2009, 09:25 PM
Dogs for me, no contest.

I think having a cat around is f'ing insane. You're actually supposed to let the thing poop and pee in the house? Even if it is in the tray (and my friends cat always misses, peeing and pooping around the tray), it smells awful and looks disgusting. Besides, cats don't have no love for me anyway. I've been attacked by three randomly, I guess they sense that I don't have love for them.