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BruceSmith
12-20-2009, 11:44 PM
I would like to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday to all.
See you guys later.

Let me make you smile a bit.

Funny Jokes. :)

Life After Death
A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"


Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."


The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.

"Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."

CashmoneyDrew
12-20-2009, 11:50 PM
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fischbowl
12-21-2009, 02:31 AM
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CJSchneider
12-21-2009, 06:44 AM
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Brent
12-21-2009, 08:27 AM
WHO WAS POST? who.was.post?

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-21-2009, 10:41 AM
Oh, Bruce Smith, how the mighty have fallen. What was once one of the league's greatest sack artists is now a spammer who forgot to post links.

TitanHope
12-22-2009, 03:08 PM
Sic'em, LOLcat!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-my-happy-christmas-face.jpg

vikes_28
12-22-2009, 03:18 PM
holy **** that cat is HUGE.

Bills2083
12-22-2009, 03:32 PM
Great post, Mr. Smith!
Those jokes were great!