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Brent
12-20-2009, 11:46 PM
To any one who appreciates this holiday, feel free to air your grievances.

btw: I find tinsel distracting.

El Peefs?????
12-20-2009, 11:48 PM
http://pumabydesign001.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/kwanzaa.jpg

CashmoneyDrew
12-20-2009, 11:51 PM
I'm ready for the feats of strength.

TitanHope
12-20-2009, 11:52 PM
Who's got a pole we can use?

El Peefs?????
12-20-2009, 11:52 PM
Who's got a pole we can use?

Ill leave this one alone.

the_legend_killer
12-20-2009, 11:55 PM
On Festivus night me and a group of friends are spending Festivus getting drunk at our favorite bar, and yes, we're bringing along a Festivus pole.

Todd Bertuzzi
12-20-2009, 11:55 PM
I find tinsel distracting.

brat316
12-21-2009, 12:03 AM
what is this?

Brent
12-21-2009, 12:05 AM
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dabears10
12-21-2009, 12:05 AM
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TitanHope
12-21-2009, 12:41 AM
Ill leave this one alone.

Do I...Festifail? :'(

brat316
12-21-2009, 12:42 AM
ahhh yes, I haven't seen this episode yet.

fischbowl
12-21-2009, 02:30 AM
Brent, this is two days too early. We need to allow time for the Festivus Miracles to happen

CJSchneider
12-21-2009, 06:49 AM
I gotta lotta problems with you people, now you're gonna hear about it.

Brent
12-21-2009, 08:25 AM
Brent, this is two days too early. We need to allow time for the Festivus Miracles to happen
This is in preparation for Festivus, so everyone has their grievances ready. Also, I need to figure out who is going to be head of the household for feats of strength.

princefielder28
12-21-2009, 08:31 AM
Anyone wanna make contributions to the Human Fund?

no bare feet
12-21-2009, 08:42 AM
feats of strenght!

LizardState
12-21-2009, 09:10 AM
This is in preparation for Festivus, so everyone has their grievances ready. Also, I need to figure out who is going to be head of the household for feats of strength.

Mrs. Costanza: Remember, Festivus isn't over until you wrestle your faw-thuh!!

George Costanza: (Facepalm) Pls. God, tell me I was adopted....

The_Dude
12-21-2009, 10:22 AM
This is in preparation for Festivus, so everyone has their grievances ready. Also, I need to figure out who is going to be head of the household for feats of strength.

Shouldn't this honor go to the oldest member of these forums?

So, who's lining up to rassle this beast?
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7572/imga0926.jpg

diabsoule
12-21-2009, 10:39 AM
I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one.

The Unseen
12-21-2009, 12:39 PM
Alright, I'll start.

CJ, tha head of household. You haven't let your kids play video games yet? What the ****? Video games are awesome. You should start letting them play video games when their ******* three years old

CJSchneider
12-21-2009, 02:04 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The_Dude again.

vidae
12-21-2009, 02:23 PM
This is what I'll be giving out for Christmas this year.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/321/humanfund.jpg

The Unseen
12-21-2009, 02:53 PM
Alright, I'll start.

CJ, tha head of household. You haven't let your kids play video games yet? What the ****? Video games are awesome. You should start letting them play video games when their ******* three years old

redacted due to clarification

The Unseen
12-21-2009, 03:09 PM
I have been informed that I may still have to still pin CJ to the ground even though my grievance was redacted.

Did the founder of the holiday for the rest of us speak on this matter?

CJSchneider
12-21-2009, 03:11 PM
http://slowbreaker.com/images/20307.jpg

Quit your snibblin' and get ready to wrestle.

The Unseen
12-23-2009, 02:44 PM
Happy Festivus!!!

Brent
12-23-2009, 05:13 PM
Happy Festivus!!!
It's not over until someone wrestles CJ, and pins him.

diabsoule
12-23-2009, 05:17 PM
It's not over until someone wrestles CJ, and pins him.

I'll get right on that.... Come here, big boy!

Borat
12-23-2009, 06:45 PM
"Frank, this new holiday is scratching me right where I itch."

CJSchneider
12-23-2009, 07:07 PM
I'll get right on that.... Come here, big boy!

http://www.willisms.com/archives/sumo.jpg

...and as CJ throws him across the room, Diab realizes Festivus should be year long.